Krazy Truth about Swinging #309 Exxxotica part 2

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm your host with Mos Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and kind of a cunt We've Miss Amanda.
Speaker2: Hey, don't say that.
Speaker3: We're here to channel it. Welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm your host with Mos Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and kind of a cunt
Speaker1: we've Miss Amanda.
Speaker3: Hey. Don't say that.
Speaker1: We're here to chandelate and titillate, and otherwise torture the fuck out of Cole, because that's what we do.
Speaker3: Yay.
Speaker1: We're on the verge on the eve of... Did you just make fun of my head thing?
Speaker2: No, we both did at the same time. You have to go back and watch it.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: We're on the verge of heading to our next trip, because we were home for a whopping five fucking days, and we're back on the road again, headed to Vegas. But we'll get to all that in a minute. Huh? Seven. Seven what? We've been home seven days. No wonder we're tired of each other. Okay, seven days. Anyway, so we're on the verge of going again. Away we gallop across the night. We'll talk about that later. Right now, we want to give a huge shout-out to our sponsors. And if you're following at home, this is Season 7, Episode 309, 8675. And so we are here in Tantalei, Tantalei, because I like to do that. I like to do this. Scoop your titties. Oh, you know why it's dark? Because the light's not on. No shit. Didn't work. Okay, so, shout out to our sponsors, MotorBunny.com. That's right. You know what? With MotorBunny, don't trust your squad to miss anybody. Make sure it's a quality toy and product at all times. MotorBunny.com. Get your $50 discount when you go on their website. 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Sure glad we found that. Cocksucker. Mosquitoes and shit. What a fucking. Anyways. You saw a crab, though, for the first time. I saw a couple different crabs, yes. You saw like an were on me or in anybody's junk. Hard shell crab. Yep, yep. I felt like I was on Deadliest Catch. Look at that one. I almost drowned. But we know about that. So then we were off and on to Exotica. And so the thing with Exotica, Exotica it's work i mean we're working we've got we've got a booth we're doing shoots you're networking it's the who's who of the adult industry and and some lifestyle stuff as well and so of course we make sure that we're just on the go completely the whole time which this exotica was a new experience because the last year last miami was our first exotica we shared a booth with michael with asm we didn't know what we were doing we didn't we didn't have stuff set up we were basically going to experience it this time fast forward this is now our fourth exotica now you are very much entrenched in the business and i'm in the business and so part of exotic when people go to these things everybody goes man at swinger parties there's gotta be sex everywhere i promise you you will never go to a event where there's more people fucking than an exotica and there's less people getting off because it's all content shoot but But there are people, literally, you see people the entire time roaming the halls and the conventions floor with their suitcases, with a suitcase, because they've got another shoot. Or you might be getting ready at a shoot waiting for somebody to come up who just is finishing up a shoot. It's about getting as much content as you humanly possibly can. And so you had some, you were doing some shoots. We had stuff set up for you right from the very, so like the show itself started Friday. Friday at five is when the show itself started. Your first shoot was Wednesday night. Wednesday night. So yeah. So yeah, Wednesday night. Yeah. Yep. Yep, we went and picked up Michael from the train station and got checked in and got settled in. I don't know if we had time for a nap, maybe like a shower. You got cleaned up and you were getting ready, and then he was coming over to do your first shoot. So why don't you tell him kind of what the different what the different shoots where you had lined up what different shoots wednesday was boy girl thursday morning was the girl orgy yep right yep was it thursday afternoon or friday afternoon that was the reverse gangbang friday morning wasbang. No, it was like afternoon because you didn't show up until like 1. Well, but yeah, but it was supposed to be. It got moved, but I wasn't able to be there for that. So reverse gangbang. And then Sunday morning was boy-girl. And then Sunday afternoon, early evening, you had another boy puppy.
Speaker3: Yes. Girl puppy.
Speaker2: Boy puppy.
Speaker3: Type thing.
Speaker1: Plus, you had already done one on the way down.
Speaker3: Sunday was a boy. Sunday was pup. Right. So you had two boy-girl scenes on Sunday.
Speaker1: You'd already done one on the way down. Mm-hmm. And the reverse gangbang was because it was, what, four?
Speaker2: Four women, one guy.
Speaker3: Yeah, one guy. So...
Speaker2: You say, yeah, we'll go.
Speaker1: Well, but I didn't know how many it does it take to get there. So what was kind of cool for me, obviously it's very cool you doing the stuff, and you were on the go, and it didn't help that I didn't be getting sick, so I missed some of it. And then we still have the show, mind you, we still have the show hours, which you still have
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Speaker1: it's a good one it's, we'll just finish on Friday. yeah we'll finish on friday then somebody got sick yeah so i finished setting up friday before close off time right and then the show hours are still it was still from 5 until 11 on friday and saturday show Ours were like hours were like 1 to 10 and Sunday show hours were 1 to 6 so you still have a shit ton of show hours on top of everything else you're doing and you have to have somebody in the booth so it's like oh holy shit you are on the fucking go and we're socializing with people. And obviously you're talking to people. And you're meeting people. Because at some of the other things, you met, like, I can't think of his first name, Anaconda. Alex. Alex Anaconda that you're going to shoot with in Jersey. And you met, you know, we met other people that you didn't have time to set up collabs with this time, but you had time to do things. Jersey and the
Speaker3: Poconos.
Speaker1: So, what's, okay, so it's more, it still blows my mind. I'm telling you, you won't believe this. You would think it would be the hottest, sexiest thing going on ever. Right and it it's not like it is and it isn't it's hot but it's not because i got i actually got to shoot two of yours well and my hormones been fucked up for like a month yeah so the first one you know i'm looking at pictures on that he sent me and i'm like yeah well he's he's average not that big a deal and then you see it you go that's not fucking average at all that was painful as fuck i wish mine was that average just saying right uh it was painful and there's one video where you you see the side of me and I have this horrible look on my face. Okay. But, okay. So, but I want to talk about that for a second because a lot of people don't know. So, here's what's really cool about, like, people say it's a business and it really is. And people don't, well, you're just fucking here's the conversation that's it's going through, right? where they're shooting a position and then he stops and they're going to change positions and are you doing okay? Is your pussy doing okay? Are you feeling alright? Because look, the guy knows he's got a huge dick. And so when you're shooting shots, some shots are great for the camera, bad for the actors. But that's the conversation. I mean, even the ones on Sunday, the other one I was part of, are you doing all right? Hey, hold on. There's this dialogue. It's not like there's what's called gonzo point which is fucking right that's not what it is and it's really it's really bizarre as you're sitting there listening and you're part of this because hey do you do you need to get some water do you need it's like osha but with dicks and pussies it's's the coolest thing ever. There was one guy, the reverse game bang.
Speaker2: He had a shoot beforehand. Then he came to the reverse game bang. And then he had another shoot after that. And then he had another one later on. And finally, I turned to him and I said, well, when he was walking around the show, I said, do you take something? Because a lot of people, they'd excuse themselves, go into the bathroom, give them a shot, whatever, whatever works for you. Thank you. show i said do you take something because a lot of people they'd excuse themselves go into the bathroom give them a shot whatever whatever works for you but he's like no i don't take anything he popped on all of them yeah i'm like you don't well and then you're also doing a whole bunch of different types of women that certainly you have to have some that you're attracted to and some that you're not attracted to i would like to think i don't know okay explain that when you say different types of women because this is no everybody has their type of what turns them on right but give an example of the four girl gang bang and no even the the orgy okay and and, let's preface this with this is just, it's a factual thing. Again, it's a business, so it's a factual thing, and it's really awesome. I didn't feel good enough to get to shoot some of the things of watching them interact at a time because they're just, I was having fun and just talking. It's very casual casual but here's this group of people that you knew going into the reverse gangbang you knew Victoria obviously and Victoria have known each other for over a year of friends you've met Foxy a couple times last time so acquaintances you know had to talk with and then there was three other girls two other girls three other girls one that ended up shooting that you had never met before plus you never met the guy before you never met three of the guys that you shot with before you meet ten minutes before and now you're having sex so now I'm'm explaining the mix of the girls. And I'm not making fun of it. The mix of the girls. Victoria is what? 37? Up to 77? 78? Kudos. Fuckingudos I told Cole I said you need to tap that She's a good girl And she's only been in the industry A little over a year Yeah she's shot like browsers And then Foxy's, like, 60-something, early 60s, and Beth's 55. So I was the second youngest. Yeah. So you talk about this cool mix. It was a cool mix. And it was cool listening to you guys, I guess, before the reverse gangbang. No, it was a little bit before the all-girl, when I got to listen to you. They're sitting there talking about how they're going to do okay how about this and and well how about we do put a move here and use a chair here and it's so planned out it's really bizarre well okay no you're talking about the reverse gangbang because you left before it started because you weren't feeling good right so i was giving over covid so anyway victoria gets all excited and goes okay i think he's gonna sit here we're gonna push him and he's gonna sit here and then someone's gonna crawl up on the chair arms and then he's gonna eat their pussy and then another girl's gonna ride his dick and another girl's gonna lick her pussy while he's riding the dick and then the other girl will just have her behind and she can make out with whoever's on getting their pussy
Speaker1: I don't need to fall i'm like no you don't need to fall no so i'm like going, well, I'm the shortest. I'll be the one that gets up there. No big deal. Okay, here's a huge thing. I want to put this out here right now, and then we'll go back to the cool stories in a bit. If you don't follow us on Twitter, follow us and follow Miss Manor on Twitter. The night and day difference. So, last year, when you, at Exotica, you went out of your company, you've never been, you've always been about sexy but classy. And the outfit you wore last year, you kind of, you adopted, decided to go with the suit coat look, kind of like the Casbah, it's like the Cas and you had on like a booty shorts stockings pretty covered for exotica yeah last year okay so going to exotica in miami last year i'm like asking a man well what do i wear i don't know whatever you fucking want whatever you want to wear whatever So I had on, like, leggings and heels and, like, a nice shirt, like, going out to a club. And then you show up and everybody's in fucking bikinis. And pasties and shit. And you just go, huh? And cooter pasties and shit. I mean, just. Right. And you just go, wow, I feel overdressed. I never thought I'd feel overdressed. And the thing is. But I brought extra outfits, so the next day I was way more prepared. But the other challenge is, is that you're walking around, again, just like that age range. You're seeing 19 to 77 plus. Even as a guy, even dressed as Santa Claus at this one, because I went to Santa for our stuff, Santa's not supposed to be in shape. It's intimidating as fuck as you're walking around and seeing the 20 and 30-something guys. The shoot that we did with West Philly Dungeon, which is our first boy-girl shoot, he was 30-something. He's 30-something, early 30s. I have his driver. And he's 30 something early 30s and he he he's the dude's in shape well he's really tall and the first thing he does when i open the door he goes you really are five feet but but he's in shape it's intimidating so for a woman it's even more so and when it was your first time and you're not 20 something-something. But Sunday, what did you wear Sunday? What did you wear at Exoticon Sunday? My patriotic bikini. And that was it. And I have to tell you, it is so, I was so incredibly proud of, people can bash porn all they want, an adult industry all they want. It takes It's bashing out of jealousy because it takes a level of fucking comfort and and you're not going to you don't look your age but you don't look like you're 25 and i don't think that's not being a ribbing you know so the thing is is that you know to to stand there in a bikini and and hold your own if you don't feel confident walking that bikini it's not gonna look good and you own it was just very i was very proud of you and a lot of the family was very proud of you because they had seen that that transition as as you fucking you know have come a long way to people, talking to people, and whatever. I was way more comfortable with this one. It was bad. So you want to see, even just the picture, not just for sex, getting to shoot the porns is fucking bizarre, because honestly, I love watching you get fucked. That's hot as fuck to me. I didn't get a, the first one I didn't get a boner at all. Because you are so... And one of our friends with Victoria Peaks Productions said, you won't when you're shooting it. Now, when I'm editing it later, watching because it's his wife. Well, you're just like, it's hot. You're so concentrating on getting the right shots. It's like at one point in time, she's getting a rail, and we're trying to get a good, he's going to an angle, so it's a good dick and pussy shot. A shot that normally I would assume I would have a raging heart on. I was more concerned because one of the lights was casting shadows. But that's how much it is. Now, after the fact, I i have since back went since went back i can't make it through five minutes of any of the videos that i shot of her without coming but at the time right in the car i said here watch this yeah i mean i mean it but it's it's hard to believe i mean it's hard to believe we both came out a long ways because I was nervous I didn't want to fuck up other people's content and stuff because I'm doing the one shooting. And I got the best compliment in the world, I feel like, from West Philly Dungeon, which you always use their stage names. Anyways, because he said he saw the stuff and he said, I did a good job. But I actually had confidence why you were fucking like, I moved your hand at one point in time. Because that's what you do. You have to. It's all about the shot. And actually, like, I did a good job but I actually had confidence why you were fucking like I moved your hand at one point in time because that's what you do you have to it's all about the shot and actually like I'm up on the bed to get the right shot so my job is easy still she does all the hard stuff that was really fucking cool what was your what was your favorite what was your favorite shoot first Karen this is. Being comfortable in your own skin, regardless of your size, is fucking awesome. It is. I'm going to go back real quick.
Speaker3: I'm sorry.
Speaker1: We'll go back to your question.
Speaker3: I apologize.
Speaker1: The 77-year-old. What's her stage name?
Speaker3: Desiree. Desiree.
Speaker1: Fucking owns it. Because she's walking around exotic on the show floor, dressed sexy, and her husband, also that same age right and he's like santa what i need for christmas is a new dick he just had surgery so he and apparently according to her it was in the lower region so he can't have sex or like that. But he's walking around kind of like hunched over because you're still healing. And that poor guy, he had a sense of humor and he was perverted as fuck. And I will admit, when we found out the ages first, there's a grandmotherly, when she's talking to me, there's a grandmotherly thingly thing it's like I felt like there should be cookies to shoot but
Speaker2: you know she was
Speaker1: but she's very very literally she's old
Speaker2: enough to be my mother
Speaker1: very fucking cool and again way to own it she walked around that fucking place she wasn't intimidated
Speaker2: with shorty shorts
Speaker3: and
Speaker2: heels see through shirt that she goes they made me put pasties on
Speaker1: I mean she wasn't intimidated at all and it's like fucking rock the fuck on and you do see every single body type there and it it's fucking it's cool it's it's really neat to get to see that kind of stuff, but to watch people own it. So I thought that was really cool. So sorry. What was your favorite shoot? I'll quit. I'm interrupting. I apologize. Actually, I think it was the reverse gangbang. Was it? Yeah, because it was fun to do. You weren't just. I didn't get to watch it. And on top it i like an erasure porn and but you'll get you'll shoot with uh because that's uh decrush decrush yeah yeah because he's gonna decrush it yeah so i'll you're gonna shoot with him again it sounds like you guys talking about maybe new jersey or maybe he's coming to the poconos yeah i think some of the poconos uh but yeah super super fucking motherfuckers you have to understand a lot of the guys will talk about they're saving their pop shots like it's important like you're one on Sunday morning lucky with a super nice guy he's like you know getting that pop shot it's a big it's a huge deal and some guys are like at other ones we've known guys are like they save it for a certain scene like they won't do it on a content collab which is a free one basically they're just sharing the things they'll do our money for what they're getting paid so how they stop and go get but all three of the guys i'm assuming i didn't reverse gangbang oh yeah all three of the guys yes we're able to reverse gangbang it was like Thank you. But all three of the guys, I'm assuming I didn't, on the reverse gangbang, yeah, all three of the guys were able to pop. Yes, because the reverse gangbang, it was like, he did a cream pie, and then someone sucked the cream pie out, and then she called it bird feeding, which is pretty much just snowballing it to another girl, and then that girl making out with another one. you were you were the green pie yeah so but and i didn't and he shot with no with no fucking help so you think about that a fucking dude popped at least three times in a row i mean that's fucking impressive as hell so that's. Yeah. How is that? So you took your first semi-facial. And the only reason it brings up, a lot of women don't, you know, it looks good in porn, which is why the guys love it. But let's face it, most of us all know that's like a birthday thing or whatever. That's so you. I'm not in for facial shots. I don't care for for him but it's for what people like it isn't what you like you just have to act like you're enjoying it so tell them how you did it part of the fun is they're going to get to hear some of the magician secret with this shit so tell them how you did it with that one because it was in the mouth it was mouth but he was helping jack off while i was trying to suck it and he started to come and then it was just like okay then and then you kick it out of your mouth you let it drizzle on your but it didn't go above my cheeks right it was by any was just around my mouth. You're like, hold on, I need a picture of this. Right. But there's magic with it because you are hard to get a fucking cum shot out of. So there's magic that goes with it. Like every time you see the pop shots where these guys just shoot these monster loads, that not how that works there's lubes and shit that they use there's the gal that sucked the cream pie out of you because you have a tight little pussy and hold on to it like had to take it and mix it with like a lot of fucking spit and they talked about that ahead of time I mean there's like portions and shit
Speaker2: apparently when she was snowballing it to Desiree I moved her hair because her hair was in her face. And she goes, I looked over you. You had the grossest look on your face. I said, please tell me that wasn't on film because that would be horrible.
Speaker1: It is funny to watch facial expressions when you're behind the scenes watching or taping because you're not partying or taping. You get to see. Like you talked about it when you shot at Private Society. You know, one guy, like, the camera was on, you guys just, junk, making fucking laugh and making faces at each other. Yeah. Whatever, and you see, because there are, there was one shot, I don't know if it was Sunday, it doesn't matter, one of the days where it's like, you could see, you were just like, ow, it wasn't on camera, and he's watching that too. And he was like, you know, we got enough footage and then, then stop. It's like, they don't really get beat to shit anymore. It's funny. Cause with pop, you know, we know pop, we met him last year at Miami and, and he's just like, Oh, it's so wet. I'm like going, Oh, it's so not. Then you wouldn't have had to have licked it in your hand to make it wet. There's a shit ton of movie magic that goes on with it. And it's funny. Okay, so on Sunday night of the end of the show. Hold on. I'll pause you a second. Go ahead. There is, and they were talking about it for the Reverse Game Bank, there is a product called Jizz, and it is something that you put in your mouth to make it look like someone came all over your face or whatever. Yep, yep. They'll use that, and then they also will use Spunk Lube. It was actually originally designed to look like cum, and and it has the same consistency so strings out and shit like it's mostly it's funny so we always have a family dinner we always go to dinner on sunday night at the end of the exotica with all our friends and we hang out but it's funny listening when you sit and listen to the conversations at meal like in the hotel in the restaurant you know by friday saturday the whole thing is pouring people And so you're listen to the conversations at me, like in the hotel, in the restaurant, you know, by Friday, Saturday, the whole thing is pouring people. Right. And so you're listening to these conversations and people are talking about shit all over. It's, don't you yawn, it's fucking hilarious because you got people talking about this pop shot and fucking this and this position from the night before and sore cooters and my dick hurts and it wouldn't work. And if you could just be a fly on the wall it's just like what in the fuck but you get to hear you get to see the real the real part of it and you get to see the porn stars come down in the morning for their coffee without makeup without her and i'm gonna tell you what you know how hot that porn star looks in the video okay you know what she looks like not like that just like everybody else they i mean there's there's a real thing with that their hair is all fucking messed up no makeup you know you see them checking there you see people checking out of the hotel and they're just walking train wrecks i mean they're exhausted they're junk hurts they're fucking and now the is now you've got to start fucking editing all this shit and starting to get it out and everything else. But it was really fucking cool. So Jersey's already shaping up. We have something in Poconos, the ASN Awards, and they're going to have content. So you're going to be shooting a whole bunch of content there. I'm probably going to be shooting some content there. I actually do. Which I'm nervous as fuck about, but that'll be fun. Whatever, it'll be fun. So, knowing what you know now, and knowing like in the Poconos, probably, I mean, it's going to be a lot of, it could be six, seven hours of shooting, just dick to pussy. And definitely Jersey is going to be, Jersey's because so many of the producers are in New York City and Philadelphia and that area so we're actually going in early and staying late to do shoots how does it make you feel now knowing like Jersey could literally be five days of just sex marathon basically I mean a lot of fucking because it's a lot of content i mean is that how do you how do you feel about that what what is that i mean i guess people that don't know some people will be like do you feel uh do you feel dirty afterwards you feel what like emotional stuff what what do you did have any effect like that on you out out there at miami no you felt dirty after the one only because you want to take a shower because it was sweaty because we're running out of time yeah but i mean i was sweating and I'm, like, wiping myself off.
Speaker2: Um, no.
Speaker1: I think what makes it not feel dirty is is you know everybody's tested beforehand before they go right so it's not like you're just and you have it set up ahead of time of okay and it's all for content right. There's no sneaking in shit. There's no sneaking in shit. Like, so, and I should have taken some pictures of this. It's funny watching everybody before a shoot starts because everybody's been on each other's paperwork and everybody's got their phone out and showing each other their results. Like, you don't have to ask. You don't have to go, hey, what about your test? Like, everybody, it's just that standard operating procedure. Like, if somebody didn't, that would be everybody. Like, what the fuck? What do you mean? If you had to ask for it, it's like everybody knows it's out. And, you know, is it bizarre to you how it starts? So one of your shoots with Lucky, actually, he's a photographer also, so he got some great still pictures and a couple outfits. He got a great photo session on it as well. And then it's like, is it bizarre or unique to you? Because there's not like, in swingers, people know, you know, it's like you're dancing, you're talking, you're talking you're flirting and then you're kind of making out and it leads to sex i think sometimes where this is more like all right and let's go and get started and smack you down okay yeah i mean it was that was does that if you you were if someone knew what's going to come and go how does that feel how would feel? How would you describe that mentally, I guess? Or what do you think about that? And I apologize. That's a job. That's how you look at it. It's like, okay, where do you want me? How do you want me to do it? Okay, let's go. Right, right. You know, or what do you have in mind? Well, West Philly Dungeon, he's like, well, I thought we'd be sens be sensual and i give you like a massage and he actually had the little waist belt and pumped up coconut oil and he's rubbing on me rubbed my coon and all of a sudden we're going i'm like going how's that as he's like going he goes i suck at massages and i'm like okay don't know. What is anything, because obviously we're really big on, I'm only doing this as an interview type thing, because I think it's much more important to get your perspective on it, because obviously, you know, filming and stuff like that is not near the same as, people want to know what it feels like, you know, to be the one fucking, you know, doing it. So obviously we're still new and we're learning a lot. And we're learning under trial by fire a lot. I mean, the best way to learn how to bartender is to get thrown behind a bar on a busy night. And that's how we've done this. I mean, and to all of our friends that listen, they've been helpful. Don helpful don't don't we're not taking away from all the advice and stuff i've picked up a ton of great advice from you guys but we're also always learning what are some what are some things maybe that you think you feel like maybe we learned this time that we'll be able to do better that will make either the process easier or just the experience better time frame to explain explain oh yeah time frame uh one was having trouble staying hard it is what it is that's life and but he really wanted that pop shot well it kept taking forever i'm like the show starts in an hour and then i got the show starts in a half hour and i'm like we got to wrap it up okay okay i just want to get this pop shot well great but you need to hurry up so i think having a time frame of you have two hours right which we did not we did not do that and we didn't set up any time one other thing on that that i think i learned to do is everything this is like wedding time like i've done enough weddings everybody like tries to schedule shit for like an hour you know per down to the minute you have to figure in a buffer because people are always running late to fill out paperwork but it takes about a half hour to fill out paperwork. Thanks, I'm double-meaning. But it takes about a half hour to fill out paperwork. And then, like, the reverse game bang, it took a heck of a lot longer than that to fill out paperwork. It was just like, oh, my gosh. And if somebody's running behind you, if somebody's shoot right, because they are literally going shoot to shoot. If it's a female, they might have to touch up makeup, touch up whatever. So buffered it. And, yeah, and the one thing we did not do with any of them, we were fortunate. But most of them we learned to say, okay, this is you have an hour time frame. And if you, when that hour is reached.
Speaker2: It's done.
Speaker1: It's done.
Speaker2: And if you didn't get all the shots you wanted, you didn't get all the shots you wanted. There was one shoot I said, we're done. Yeah. There was one shoot I said, okay, we've got to be done. Okay. That was pup. Yeah. Because. Yeah. I was on the show. Dad. You. Fuck you, bitch. Wow, new body. Dad. Well, thanks, honey. Pornhub says it's okay, stepdaughter. You did it. All of a sudden, I had my eyes closed. I opened my eyes, and everything's kind of lightheaded. And then I did it i'm like oh it's lightheaded all of a sudden my hands um both hands started tingling really bad and i'm like this is fucked up we gotta be done you thought you were basically that you were stroking out yeah and i'm like oh this is bad so i said we got it in he goes that's fine and i said okay and i'm explaining he goes holy shit drink some water you know get some stuff in you and i'm like okay well i messaged the daughter the doctor the next day and i said i was having sex this happened do i need to be concerned you know what and he's what did he call it hold on i'll tell you what he called it. He called it something specific.
Speaker3: And I'm like, oh, my God. Yeah, because it was a conservative vote. Like, this is a big deal.
Speaker1: This is a new waiver is being signed now.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker1: I'm like, what the fuck? But he had been railing you for a while.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: You guys were getting good shit. And see, this is, guys, whenever you're disappointed, you don't think your dick's big enough. Don't worry about it. You won't kill a girl. We almost had a snuff film. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know. I don're disappointed, you don't think your dick's big enough. Don't worry about it. You won't kill a girl. We almost had a snuff film. That's worth a lot of money. Just saying. He goes, my wife says, don't hurt the talent. Oh, I must have deleted the screenshot. But it was like an actual conviction of not getting enough air that it causes your body to do these things. To tell you you a lot of people when they're really angry will get have these symptoms and i was explaining it to pup and he goes i've done that and i'm like okay well good so this is what it is yeah that's right yeah you call you you called that one i was they come down because i was staring down the and uh they came down and she's like i had to stop i thought i was having a stroke awesome all right great fuck we're 28 hours from home sweet awesome no worries at least you're in miami they have a decent hospital yeah and then like three hours later i'm sick as shit so you had to drive home a big part of it, at least at the beginning stages. Okay, so.
Speaker2: Yes, Amanda drove out of Miami.
Speaker1: It was fucking four in the morning.
Speaker3: Let's keep it.
Speaker1: It wasn't a rush hour. Let's not get carried away here.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So now having done, that was your first all-girl orgy, officially. You'd done it.
Speaker2: On film, but yes.
Speaker1: It was your first reverse gangbang.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker1: On the strip, you had the first time somebody drank your pee. The first time you have armpit porn. Okay, so what, is there something that, like, you haven't done yet that you want to do? That you're like, man, I can't wait to do, eh. Because you haven't had a gangbang yet. You haven't, I mean, we're working on getting one of those set up. Is there anything like that for the experience of it that you're excited to do? Okay, I got a better question, actually. Everybody watch our facial expression on this one.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: In the swinging world, one of the things you always said you wanted was a DP.
Speaker3: Okay. Right? Yeah.
Speaker1: Now, thinking about the guys that you hooked up with, that you didn't hook up with, that you worked with, you've got to learn to say that different. It's not hooking up, it's working with. The guys that you worked with at Exotica, taking St. Louis out on this one, I don't know. to say that different it's not hooking up it's working with the guys that you worked with at exotica taking st louis out on this one exotica is a dp still a high priority for you not there unless i see dicks first too much carbon dioxide to your breathing yeah and she was so so so I wasn't breathing but that's okay so no it's not eventually will you do anal and porn because right now you have it obviously and we were talking to on the gangbangs talking to you about wanting to do anal which they're the ones that come to their size is a little bit different so then I'm sorry.
Speaker2: I'm sorry.
Speaker1: I'm sorry.
Speaker3: I'm sorry. We were talking to him on the gangbanks talking to you about wanting to do, do you do anal?
Speaker1: Which they're, the ones at that company, their size is a little bit different. So then the seal killers, the Spalding's that you had tattooed on your ass. Is that something that you think you will do eventually in porn is do anal work?
Speaker2: Eventually I think you have to.
Speaker1: When do you think you'll be able to handle a DP with fucking these dudes had seal killers I'm not gonna lie these guys said and and none more the biggest one you've had yet right uh the one at private study was still bigger well they're all bigger in their own way okay um I don't have enough blood flow to have something that big. West Philly Dungeon. He's probably up there with the biggest. That's actually my... If you get to see me, you'll want to see my phone because actually he got a great picture and point of view of her sucking his dick and it's the best dick sucking picture ever for 20 for 10 bucks you can i can i'll send it to you it is now my screen saver on my phone so when my phone comes off there she is with a dick you put it just right it looks like it's my dick but that's how good of a picture that is like this yeah it's like wow so but okay so it does it because of that sizes though think, seriously, do you think at some point in time you will, you don't have to do anything, but do you think that that will be a possibility? Or how terrifying will that first time be to be doing a DP?
Speaker2: Well, I think I would practice with a dildo first on the size of that.
Speaker1: Yeah, what, like a baseball bat? I mean, these things are fucking mammoth. I honestly don't understand how these guys can fucking function cause seriously there's I know how much blood's in my body and I can't imagine all of it going to my dick and still being able to fucking function and do shit I think you're gonna turn into an oral queen way, too. Why? Because I heard it three different times this weekend how incredible your dick-sucking skills were. Well, twice in dick-sucking and how great you are to eat pussy. Like, your oral skills are... You're going to get known. I have a feeling you're going to get known. That's how Jenna Jameson started. She was known as the fucking blowjob queen. And your oral skills are starting to make like a fucking... Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker2: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker2: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker2: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye.
Speaker2: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye. around. He spit on my pussy. Which is awesome. That was awesome. No, I was part of you because you did the the dick spit i did that because i realized that he likes everything sloppy right yeah that but that but that was but that was fucking hot because that's that was hot because going back when i watched that after the fact that was hot because it that was that was so porn-esque, and it's still not you. Having been with you for 32 years, look, you've never once spit on my dick. I spit on your pussy just as a joke, and it pisses you off every time I do it. But, you know, to when you did that, it was just like, wow, that's hot. But I was filming, so I was focused, so, you know, it was fucking hilarious. Just saying. Yeah, it's just fucking incredible. So I think you're You're going to... always focus so you know keep it yeah it was fucking hilarious just saying okay yeah it's just fucking it's just incredible so i think you're getting known as fucking as a dick suck queen as a as an oral queen that's what i think you're getting known as okay what was your least favorite part of the trip other than take out being sick because i was gonna say you getting sick was probably the worst, because I really thought I was going to have to start the show by myself. But I fucking powered goddamn through. I didn't do my beard or my hair. I didn't even spray my beard or my hair. Yeah. Because I was that sick, but. You powered through it. I did power through it. That was fucking miserable as fuck. That was horrible. That was awful. There wasn't really a least favorite part that showed so next year probably i mean the show itself was slow we'll go back to miami for sure we already know that we'll be at miami as the but i don't know we'll have a booth there next year we're still we're still deciding we'll have a booth there next year because it's kind of whatever but we also got got to meet a lot of people, talk to a lot of people about Crazy Winter Nights, and you met a lot of people, and that was – Santa kind of sold his show at the booth, though.
Speaker2: And that's fine. Everybody wanted to come over. He was interviewed twice, twice? Three times.
Speaker3: Three times.
Speaker2: For different podcasts and stuff.
Speaker1: We've got some videos going viral. They're not viral yet, but they're up there, I think. I actually was like, I want a glitter shower. I wanted to throw glitter. So I did the throwing glitter first, and you're like, well, can I do it? I'm like, I don't care. No. Casey Carter goes, he wants to know if it's okay if he does. I said, I don't give a fuck. She asked me. I said, you've got to ask my head elf. Because I'm like, I'm going to be covering glitter in this Santa suit. And she didn't care. She was giddy. So that video. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. She asked me, and I said, you got to ask my head elf. Because I'm like, I'm going to cover it in glitter in this Santa suit. And she didn't care. She was giddy. So that video. I said, I don't give a fuck. And she goes, she said she doesn't give a fuck. And so that video, the last time I looked, it was almost 9,000. Something like that. It's crazy. You got a lap dance. The lap dance video. Santa's lap dance video is up to 23 27 000 27 000 views the the oh yeah so i kind of stole the show i feel bad about that don't feel bad about that you got fucked my work was behind the scenes you're the boo sweating my fucking fat ass So I was on the Buck Island. It was hot. We bought a fan. We had to go to Walmart the next day and buy a fan for him because it was so hot. Yeah, it was a little warm. You go into the dungeon area. It was cold as fuck. It fucking felt wonderful. You go to where we were, which was clear across the opposite end of the building. Right, by the open doors. And it was hot. It's hot in Miami. So I was like, okay. So, okay. So in the last 15 minutes here, we're going to. So next stop up, we're leaving tomorrow. So when this comes out, we will already be at Whispers in Las Vegas. So we're going to Vegas. We're going to be in Vegas the 11th through the 14th. Doing a special Crazy Vegas Nights. Which while we're there, we're going to announce Crazy Vegas Nights which while we're there we're going to announce Crazy Vegas Nights for next year. So we'll release the date for Crazy Vegas Nights next year. So people have a whole year to plan and get ready get ready to go. Car's not packed yet. This last week we didn't even unpack
Speaker3: the
Speaker1: the toiletry bag.
Speaker2: No we were just
Speaker1: kind of living out of it. I rearranged it though though. I cleaned it out. And I caught it coldly and got home and managed to catch a goddamn cold. Yeah, he did catch a cold. We tested him twice for COVID because unfortunately, a lot of people in our group caught COVID. We didn't. No one's figured out who's first one. Amanda doesn't catch shit. She's a mosquito. No, I have caught COVID a couple of times. She's a non-symptomatic bitch. But, so, we're going to Vegas. So, Santa's going to Vegas. So, you're actually going to shoot some content in Vegas again. I think. I don't know. Well, he's already said he's all in. Oh, you've talked to him. Yeah, trust me. When I said back, she said yes. He's like, sweet! So, you're going to shoot some content in Vegas. And Santa's going to Vegas because we've got to get calendar pictures. So Christmas in July. So I'll be out. It's supposed to be 115 to 116. And that fucking got to have you. So I'm going to fucking get. We're going to have to do this very smartly. Very fast. We're going to get some pictures out by the pool with me and my Santa suit for Christmas in July. They've got palm trees by the pool. And then we're going to do a Santa fundraiser Friday night. So we'll have the Santa suit so people the regular whispers cry wouldn't want to get a picture of Santa and want to do donations for cats who care as they can. And then Santa suit's going to get put away because that's going to be hot as fuck. I thought about going out to the sign. I don't think there's any way possible. I can see that line. Anyway, it's not going to be that. But the sign is going to be there. But the other cool thing is, so we have a small group going this year, right? But the club is open. So we've got, and they've sent stuff out to their 25,000 plus mailing list. So it's going to be big parties the entire weekend for Casbah, for Crazy Vegas weekends. So it is going to be an awesome chance to get to meet other people. And I'm excited because it's a chance for us to get to be fucking swingers again. So our little contingency. Don't be upset if you see us go off with another couple because we actually get to go sport fuck again you goddamn better believe i haven't got to sport fuck forever and we will take full advantage of sport fucking if that opportunity presents itself can you imagine shooting without having any cameras all over the place what can you imagine shooting without having cameras all over the place what fun? Can you imagine shooting without having cameras all over the place?
Speaker3: What fun.
Speaker2: It doesn't faze me. I don't even notice the cameras.
Speaker1: Well, it does me because I'm running and my pants are on.
Speaker3: Anyways.
Speaker1: So we're going to be going on. So that's going to be a blast. We're excited about that. And then we actually get to come home for like two and a half weeks. And then we're back on the road for the next crazy summer nights. And we start our crazy August. So, yeah, we got all kinds of shit. We got all kinds of shit rolling. It's going to be fucking insane. But Crazy Vegas is going to be fun. So this show will release. We'll be down there. Listen, we're going to try to go live, either on the Facebook page or on Full Swap Radio sometimes while we're down there as well. I'm not making any promises on that just because I want to have fun too and not maybe work the whole fucking time. Try something totally different. I probably drunk a lot. That's kind of an anticipated plan. Well, it's hot, so it won't stay away.
Speaker2: Right. What's the point?
Speaker1: Well, it'll make me feel good. I'll lick myself later. I want some girl to give me a blowjob and get her rum high. That would be awesome. We'll call that a pirate.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: When you give me a blowjob and you get drunk off my deck. Larry, write that down. Okay, let me make sure I remember that. So, yeah, so that's going to be fun. We're excited for that, and we're excited for KSN. And then the other cool stuff, we've got a bunch of exciting stuff happening with KWN because we just, I'm going to throw it out here, now we've got, we just signed up two new sponsors, so Unicorn Landing is going to be one of our corporate partners this year, we're excited to have them on board they're the official sponsor of our seminars so they're on board obviously with ASN, Whispers is the official sponsor of our Friday Night Black and White Dance so, and we've got some other coming with the dungeon stuff. Hopefully we'll be closing up in the next couple of days. So we'll announce on the next show some of our sponsors. And the reason that sponsors are so cool to announce is because they're there with swag and they're there. And what it does is it means all the more people that are going to be there. So don't forget about that during the summer. I know it's 221 days away. Shit's starting to fill up. Get your crazy winter nights tickets and your rooms and all that shit. Just saying. Plug. Choo. All right, with that being said, kids, we're going to go ahead and get out of here. Shout out to our sponsors once again, MotorBunny.com. Thank you so much. We appreciate quality products and them being part of our programs. ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Again, 3 million readers, can't be wrong. Again, huge corporate partners that we work with at so many events, and we're so very, very appreciative of everything they do with us. SmokingMeatsBBQTreats.com. These guys, you can find them out at KSN. They're at KSN. They'll be at KWN as well, so they are again, and so fun partnering with some of our sponsors like this our Casbah Special Blend, it's really cool it means the world to us so, with all that being said don't forget to follow Miss Amanda, it is MissAmanda, it's OnlyFans.com backslash Miss M-S Amanda Casbah same with her loyal fans, you can go to her website MissAmanda.net and you can do links there to loyal fans. She does do lives. Normally, what are your lives? I know it's kind of hitting miss schedule right now. Monday at 7. Weekends are really hit and miss. I always plan like Saturday afternoon and well, it's all. You may get some pool stuff. maybe do some naked pool stuff at whispers they won't care you can be naked there so but we'll see but check that out check all the stuff out so uh and you can send us emails at uh or excuse me at crazy.casma at gmail.com follow us on twitter at truth crazy follow miss amanda was at miss amanda casma you can follow full swap radio and you can follow my santa at n-a-w-t-y l-i-s-t I don't. So don't forget, get your sign-up now. If you do want Dirty Santa pictures, whatever, videos, pictures, whatever, we are here. If you're a photographer and you're looking for someone at Santa to be able to go and to do boudoir pictures with you, let us know. We're happy to help you out.
Speaker3: With that being said, kids, doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever will. Vegas bound, driving all night.
Speaker1: By the way, Beth and Alex, just so you know, the windows are going to be down the whole way at night. Doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever fucking will.
Speaker2: Kazma style. Out.
Speaker3: Bye. I got to paint my nails.