Krazy Truth about Swinging #307 Different event Different Monster

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with the most cool one. I'm here with the lovely, lovely assistant, Miss Amanda.
Speaker2: Hey.
Speaker1: We're here to tan late, too late, and otherwise.
Speaker2: All the way through. Voice is changing.
Speaker3: I sounded funny, so my voice is changing.
Speaker2: It's okay.
Speaker3: It's all that testosterone.
Speaker2: It's all right. It's okay. It's all good.
Speaker1: So for those of you following at home, this is season seven, episode 307. And he's looking at what they're doing. it's alright it's okay it's all good so for those of you following at home this is season 7 episode 307 let's just look at that what the fuck was it what episode is this god damn thing fuck me running just fucking if you knew it was instead of just sitting there mouthing it to them say something and stop me from looking like an ass. Holy fucking shit. Anywho, we're here to tell it too late and otherwise to get ready to go on a fucking 16 day road trip together. This ought to go well. It's not 16, it's 12. It's 14 and we're so close.
Speaker2: We almost
Speaker1: made it. Just missed it by that much. Who knew? Who knew? Anyway, so we ready we're we're getting ready to pack or finish packing or start packing or there's shit everywhere right now i'm i'm partially packed yeah yeah we're we're in we're in the we're in packing process i have to like lay it all out going you're gonna wear this on this day and this day you have to have two outfits because you have this and you have class reunion. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just excited to see the damn beach. I don't care. Yeah, no shit. It should be a great time. So we're excited. It's going to be hot as fuck. Mm-hmm. Yep. I, too, will get color. Only mine will just be red. Anyways, which is all right. That's fine. Okay. We'll probably bleach my hair out just to sco i would guess just a little bit for sure probably make my eyebrows and beard glow i don't anticipate being in the sun that much i bet you'll be at least an hour a day that's about what you do now right about an hour i do an hour a day yeah you'll lay out for an hour a day. So, well. Why wouldn't you?
Speaker2: You're going to be on the beach. Well, when I'm at home, I won't.
Speaker3: I'll be busy visiting.
Speaker2: Right. You can take an hour. You can take an hour. Rather to avoid. I was going to say. The dad to go visit.
Speaker1: You can take an hour to go lay out on the beach. I can take an hour to go lay out on the beach. You can take an hour to go lay out on the beach each day.
Speaker2: That's only.
Speaker1: You don't get to the beach very often.
Speaker2: It's only right.
Speaker3: Maybe a classmate will save me.
Speaker2: Yeah. There you go.
Speaker1: I'm fucked.
Speaker2: Whatever.
Speaker3: Sorry, dad. It's great to see you, bud. I'm going to go see this person instead.
Speaker1: I don't get to the beach very often it's only right maybe a classmate will save me yeah there you go yeah i'm fucked whatever sorry dad it's great to see you but i'm gonna go see this person instead don't uh gotta go uh quick shout out to our sponsors uh motorbunny.com don't trust your hard-earned dollars just anybody for a toy manufacturer make sure you get a name that you can trust quality product that's been around three years uhbunny.com, absolutely top quality names. You can get an original or a new buck. Don't forget you can go to Pornhub and check out our CASBA page. And on the CASBA page, you can see Ms. Amanda's review of the buck. By the way, she's writing it. So check that out. Also, if you want to know what's going on in the lifestyle or in the adult world, make it a habit each and every month to read the new edition of ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Quality articles, informative, interesting articles, jokes, and so much more. ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Three million readers can't be wrong. We'll actually be at their award show and lifestyle event in the Poconos in August. We're actually both presenting a couple of awards. So we're up for like three of them. So interesting. So it should be a good time. ASN Lifestyle Magazine. And finally, it is grilling season. We are in the throes of summer. That's right. I said it, throes of summer. And so don't trust your high-quality meats to just any random flavor. Nope. Get Smokin' MeatsBBQTreats.com. Top-quality meat rubs, six different flavors to choose from. Hickory Dust, Lemon Pepper, SBG, Orange Mango Habanero, Pineapple Paradise, and Sinecue. As well as now, we've teamed up with them. You can get our very own Casbah Special Blend as well. You can get that on our website. But you can go to their website, S-M-O-K-I-N-M-E-A-T-S-B-B-Q-T-R-E-A-T-S.com. Use Casbah 15 and get a 15% discount today. So check it out out. So, continue to send us your sexy barbecue pictures. So, I don't want to go for that. But continue to send us them because they're going to want a full set, including one of ours, set of meat rubs.
Speaker2: So, there you go. Yes.
Speaker1: Check it out. So, yeah. So, this show, when you guys, those that are listening now, obviously we're doing this in front of our live secret, secret Facebook page, Casbah Inc. Shh. Don't tell the others. But for the rest of you, when you hear this, we will actually be on the road. We will actually probably be, by the time most of you hear this, we will already be in St. Louis or damn close to it. Most people listen in the afternoon. Afternoon and evening. So, I mean, it usually goes out when we usually actually release it late wednesday night and so a lot of times the services don't pick up till thursday but uh uh so yeah we'll be in st louis which is our first stop on our our little southern tour that we are doing and for over the next 14 days in st louis because it's so south but you know we had to get there so we're stopping on the way to get there yes so we're it's souther than here it's souther souther from than here yep sure is uh so but you want to we'll be doing a shoot there and you'll definitely want to be you'll want to be watching miss manda's um only fans because she is going to be over the course of the next 14 days doing a tremendous amount of content shoots and should have some awesome, awesome videos, pictures, and otherwise to put up. Not to mention, I think we're going to try to do some lives, right? You're going to try to do some lives, possibly? I'm going to try to do some lives. We're going to do photo ops on a beach. Duh. Well, actually, in both places. We should have lots of pictures from a lot of... It's a great time to get on our OnlyFans because there's going to be lots of things that you're going to be able to see because we're going to be posting lots of stuff. So we're going to make the most of our 14-day little trip to make sure we get as many good pictures and take advantage of all the stuff we can on the way through. So that's been really good. but that's the first one and that's the guy you've shot with him before and so you're getting ready to shoot with him again you're going to be a milf you're going to the milf is going to seduce so i have to act myself yep you gotta be all he is younger than i am though he is absolutely like in his 30s it's like 30 actually i think he's 10's 10 years younger than i am they're gonna be the milk that seduces him or 20 years younger yeah so there's that so that's that's the that's the the set for the scene and then there you're also doing some armpit uh porn as well so you know so am i gonna? Yes, because we have pictures from the Pines. Yes, we do. Yes, so I have, yes, because we're actually going to change over my Facebook or OnlyFans page to the Dirty Naughty Santa page. Well, I don't know, because we might do live together while we're gone. Possibly. But, yes, I will get some shots. I will get some some shots i may have some shoots myself i don't know i doubt it but you're gonna shoot yourself i may have some shoots myself and and maybe i mean is that on the agenda is that what we're looking for to shoot yourself yeah i mean is that like making something on the list for your christmas for the for the christmas for the for the summer for me or what for the summer yeah no okay well i don't know i'm just checking Thank you. Like making something on the list for Christmas, for the summer, for me or what? For the summer. Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know. I'm just checking. But, yeah, so I may have some shoots myself. But, yes, I will be putting some new stuff on there. The goal is for both of us, we're trying to get all of our pictures so we can have all of our pictures done for our calendars, our 2025 calendars, so we can start getting those made're gonna the plan is is to go to mississippi we're gonna hang out there for the weekend probably leave sunday maybe monday and then drive along the coast not really along the coast but it's kind along the coast. And then we're going to stop somewhere along the way and get tested
Speaker3: and then head to Key Largo.
Speaker1: Spend the night in Key Largo.
Speaker3: Spend the night in Key Largo to just chill out. To get some badass beach pictures with some crystal blue water.
Speaker1: And to somewhat relax before the next round is up.
Speaker3: And then to Miami.
Speaker1: Yeah, maybe we might go to New Orleans. Maybe we'll go to New Orleans Sunday night and then go from New Orleans. You know, that's backtracking. It's an hour. Who fucking cares? I mean, we can go to New Orleans for an hour and then stay Sunday night and get up Monday morning. Add an hour. So instead of being 10 hours away, it's 11. I mean, something. I don't know. But yeah. But then we'll be actually in Miami.
Speaker2: Wednesday. Wednesday. So once we get in.
Speaker1: So let's pick Michael up at the train station. Right, so once we start getting in. And you've got shoots already lined up for.
Speaker2: Thursday. For Thursday.
Speaker1: So yeah, so we're going to be. Once we get there, it's fun time, but it's not fun time. It's a lot of work. So we've got shoots, and then we'll be hammering home. But we'll keep you guys all up today, so that'll be awesome. He still does need help with pictures for his calendar. We're going to try to get a lot of them. Well, they thought they missed out when we did some at the Pines. We did a couple at the Pines. And we'll do some more at the next side of the Pines also. But, yes, I do. But I'm going to try to get as much. I want to get them done so we can start getting the calendars made in August. August or September. So I'm just trying to stay ahead of the pack a little bit on some of this stuff. Yeah, who knows what will happen. So yeah, there you go. So the fun never stops. So that will be fun. So we'll try to keep people updated. I hope we'll do some lives and stuff on the page too. Do some live. We'll do some Twitter stuff or X stuff. I don't think they want to see my visit home. No, we're not going to.
Speaker3: But from there on our beach ventures?
Speaker1: Well, just other stuff. You'd be surprised how many people do like to see childhood where you grew up and all that kind of shit. People do like to see that as well.
Speaker3: Oh, I could do that. I could do that. I'll take a picture of the beach and say this is where I grew up. We never went here.
Speaker1: Well, but I'm just saying, people like that stuff.
Speaker3: We didn't go to the beach. We just drove on the highway.
Speaker1: There's stuff. We'll be able to figure stuff out. I think. I'll just sleep the whole way. Just wake me up when I need to do stuff.
Speaker3: How about that? Major cities because I hate them.
Speaker1: Other than that, that's it.
Speaker3: Anyway, that should be a good time. there you go. The fun never stops. But it's fun. It should be. The next podcast we'll be doing along the road, somewhere. Yep. Probably Key Largo. No. Tuesday? What day should we record? We record on Tuesdays. Yeah, so yeah. Tuesdays? Yeah, so we'll probably... We should be in Key Largo, because that's when we plan to be in Key Largos on Tuesdays.
Speaker1: Which means you ought to be able to stay up a little bit later, Pumpkin.
Speaker3: Oh my God, I think I can.
Speaker1: Okay, let's not get all fucking cocky now and act like all of a sudden we're missing, like, Night Owl.
Speaker3: Well, I'm not a Night Owl, but...
Speaker1: Because it's an hour, so we record at 7.30 here.
Speaker3: Oh, it's an hour difference?
Speaker1: It's actually two hours.
Speaker2: Mm-mm.
Speaker1: It's okay, so it's an hour. It's at least going to be an hour difference there. So, you know, just saying.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Just make sure you know ahead of time.
Speaker2: It's all good.
Speaker1: Maybe we'll be able to do it out on the beach or something.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker3: Might be.
Speaker1: It depends on how bad the wind is. It could be. Hard to tell. The coastal breeze is a little much. It'll be good. It feels good. Anyways, yeah. So, and you'll have a full. You'll be putting pictures of swimsuits on all the time. Yeah. Because you have, I think you have. I have nine. Yeah. I've never had that many bikinis. Which is nine more bikinis than you've ever had since in the 30 years we've been together.
Speaker3: No, I had one in a drawer. I just never put it on.
Speaker1: Was it actually a bikini?
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Okay, so eight more than you've ever had in the 32 years we've been together.
Speaker2: So, yeah.
Speaker3: Actually, no, it is nine. That one, I don't count because I still can't fit in it.
Speaker1: Okay, nine bikinis that she's... When I bought it, I couldn't fit in it. No. What do you mean you couldn't fit in it okay nine bikinis that she's just when i bought it i couldn't fit in it no what do you mean you couldn't fit in why oh i should try it on 10 bikinis because it's actually like a like a tan micro suede and then i could have the turquoise necklace on and we can go with the theme there there you go some kind of red well see there we go look see how we got here? We've added a bikini. Thank God. If we weren't doing the show, we'd never want to know about an added bikini. She needs a wicked weasel one. What's a wicked weasel? I'm not going to explain wicked weasels. It's not my job. He who brings it up has to explain. Okay, so, uh, so yeah. So we'll keep everybody up to date. It should be a fun time. It will be, like I said, we'll make sure we put the day, whatever day we're at the laundromat. Because we have to figure out what day we're going to be stopping. When you're gone that long, I mean, you have to. Because we've got trade show booths and retractables. And we've got a lot of stuff. So it's not like my Santa suit is going. Because obviously I'm doing my Santa stuff. So, yeah, there's a a lot of shit going so that means we have to we have to stop at a running mile one day to do laundry midway through the trip so that's always fun. We can do it in Miami. Maybe. Maybe. I won't be able to read what I'm doing because everything's in Spanish. But that's beside the point. It's a washer and dryer. I have faith. I'm going to say just wherever there's a slot, put a coin.
Speaker3: I'm going to say we could do it at my dad's, but we won't.
Speaker2: We won't.
Speaker1: It's too early in the trip.
Speaker3: Like two outfits?
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: I mean, then we can just go out to the beach and wash it in the water.
Speaker2: I mean, it's like. Ew. Ew.
Speaker1: Anyways, so there you go.
Speaker2: Yeah. So, let's like, ew.
Speaker1: Ew. Anyways, so there you go. Yeah, so that's, yeah. Fun never stops. Okay, so. Yes, my dear? Well, I've got lots left. I know, you have 45 minutes. I took the whole shot of my wad. I'm just kidding. All right, so let's talk a little bit about one of the interesting things that has come up over the past couple of weeks that I've seen come across. I've had some questions about it, more general questions about it, and also some questions I've seen on some other pages about it as well because it is camping season it is the season okay and and so one consistent i saw three different three different places i saw the questions about do you have different rules for different type of events i always thought that was interesting because obviously I don't know. about do you have different rules for different type of events? I always thought that was interesting because, obviously, looking through the post, and it's always, these are unique questions, and a lot of times I decide to do these based on what kind of responses they get. Like if you get, like, you know, 50 people who say two things, then the same two things, hold on, it's obviously not that big a deal. But it was really funny to watch the logic, listen to people and watch the logic of the thought process on that concept. Because some people were adamant, hard no. Absolutely not. Everything's the same. You know, the rules are the rules are the rules. Don't worry. Some people were kind of wishy-washy. Well, they could be, you know, which you could kind of tell maybe they hadn't been to something kind of unique, a unique type event, or they were – you could just tell there was a sense of uncertainty. It's like, well, maybe, depends on which rules change, you know, which which rules don't and the third group and because it's basically three categories was absolutely you need to have different different events dictate different rules and i thought that was interesting because we can relate to this that we struggled with it early on ourselves because we were going to events that, you know, we went to the regular meet and greets, and we'd, I don't know if we'd went to, we'd went to smaller. We had to go to meet and greets when we first started. They didn't really exist much. They did. They had a couple that we went to, and we were going to a bar that was a swingers bar and whatever, and there were hotel parties. They might have been like the hotel parties that we'd go to were not a complete takeover. They were like a wing because the hotel had a separate building, a separate wing. So it was like one wing that was taken over of the hotel. And then there was bonfires that were the outside, you know, a camp out, but a house party, but it was on like five acres. So know basic a camp out but a house party but it was on like five acres so it was a camp out and and we struggled with this yeah we we struggled with it on figuring out how to how to do that and how to make that work because for us there was different dynamics there there was a total different set of dynamics and even as we got a little more experienced because initially we were pretty new right but even as we got more experienced there was just it's it's there's something about especially being outside there's no walls it's like it's like you're you're allowed to just run free you can just kind of run amok type thing really to a degree where and so your mentality changes and the overall feeling of the event changes and and one of the things that changes right with that is the layer of clothes or lack thereof right so so you were seeing more you know you go from an event that has a ballroom that all the activities the quote-unquote formal or official activities are happening in a ballroom and the sex and the playing around and like that's happening in the rooms to an environment where all of a sudden it's a combination it's all happening right around you and that is as soon as it gets dark clothes can come off and right i mean i would trampoline to have fun on that was the rules as soon as once it got dark you had to wait till it was dark then then you were more than welcome to be as dressed or undressed as you wanted and and people i think i only went topless you no at the beginning at the beginning i'm like you did. We went to a lot of them. But even that, that was the other part. As you became more comfortable with the event and doing events like that, for us, again, your dynamic constantly shifts. It shifts and it changes. I always felt like. Mm-hmm. Do you? Yeah, for the most part. Well, I'm just trying to follow along. There's not something to follow along with. It's interject. Did you ever run around naked? No. Well, actually, that's not true. That's a lie. I did. Hey. No. Yes yes after having hooked up a couple of times i was drapes around naked just and that was way later that was way that was way later along in doing them okay you'd always lose your underwear yeah i'd usually lose my underwear. And what it was a couple times is that, you know, like maybe we'd start at the trampolines or something, and then we'd end up in a tent. And so I'm kind of milling around finding my clothes and shit. You know, but just comfort level, walk around naked.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: I don't even think most of the time I didn't walk around shirtless.
Speaker4: Most of the time.
Speaker1: Yeah, I don't know where you're doing it. You know, because it just wasn't, I wasn't comfortable. You always were. I mean, pretty quick, pretty early on, you were comfortable being naked. But I think that's one of the, what's so funny is you see people struggle with that transition. and i think about it now the hotel parties are much bigger than they were when we first started i mean we're part of the cause for that we were one of the first ones in the country leading that charge with changing events to full day weekends and all weekends and stuff going on and so the days of i mean you don't find near as many guys there was one party we went to and it was maybe 30 people there for a hotel party yeah I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don of i mean you don't find near as many guys there was one party we went to and it was maybe 30 people there for a hotel party yeah and when their parties in des moines would be 300 max right max at at 300 most of them weren't even quite that big but yeah you that first halloween party we went to was pretty packed but you know thinking back how packed was it or how new was it so it seemed packed oh that's true and that's not a rip on the party at all no but i don't it just didn't feel like there was a whole lot of walking space basically well that's the other part that changes was people are talking about the rules as you become more familiar and with an event, it's amazing how much your perception changes of an event. Because, let's face it, when you're new, you have the sore arm process. Where you're both slugging each other going, look at this, look at this, are you seeing this? Type thing, too. after you know we've been at things now where i'm talking to like a new couple and all of a sudden their eyes get fucking just huge and she's sucking somebody's dick right over my shoulder like yeah you know you're giving some guy a blowjob right there and it's okay whatever you you know you just get immune to it not immune to you just get used to it and it's like, okay, the new kind of wears off. So the question becomes, does the rules, how do you deal with that? How do you deal with that? Because we always say you can never be prepared for a situation until you experience it, but most issues happen if you don't have some set boundaries going into something. But you never know what to prepare for if you've never been to it. Right. We knew couples that only played together, but at events, they ran amok. Which made no sense to us.
Speaker3: Played alone. At the time, no, but now looking at it, it's going, well, it makes sense, actually.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: So what would you say, how do you deal with that? You don't know what to expect until you've been to one, but do you think that you can just go in to one with just no parameter set?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker3: Because everybody has to be on the same page or else you're going to piss somebody off.
Speaker1: I think there's more to it than just you're going to piss somebody off.
Speaker3: Well, you know what I mean.
Speaker1: I do, but do they know?
Speaker3: Someone has a perception of one rule and then you get to an event and then they go, no, it's just a free-for-all. No, that's not what I said. No, we're not doing that. So it could be a perception of one rule and then you get to an event and then they go, no, it's just a free-for-all. No, that's not what I said. No, we're not doing that. So it could be misconception of it. You want me to talk?
Speaker1: What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker3: So I tell my opinion. You don't agree with it.
Speaker1: No, I never said that. At no point in time did I say I don't agree with that i didn't no i never said that at no point time to say i don't agree with that your presentation is fucking funny but that i mean that's whatever i never said i was smart oh my god really good lord come into it with an open mind with rules set if something changes pull aside pull aside and talk about it. We've done that. No. Fuck, we did. On the way home. Yeah, that is not, okay. I don't think what Brian's saying and what we did is anywhere close to the same. I don't think We didn't start off with a lot of rules. We really didn't. No, and we managed to fuck him up when we went to campouts. We had, like, three. It's the whole thing, like, the no giggling with dicks. You know, even if you can talk with a full mouthful, still make it go. We only had, like, three basic rules. That wasn't Axel's rules. No, those came later. But we had, like, three rules, and we still managed to fuck him up that was for allison right i'm just i the i'm one of the examples i'm giving though is that we only had like three fucking rules and we couldn't even fucking pull that off without fucking him up no no so yes there isn't many a camp house we went home not speaking to each other oh we were speaking you were speaking really wow okay
Speaker3: you have to remind me of some of them
Speaker1: you have to remind me of some of them brian was is right yes in a perfect world you should you should pull each other aside and and talk yeah the challenge is is when shit's going on that's when shit goes south yeah like maybe it doesn't maybe that maybe we both drank a lot more than two so that didn't help the situation yeah but this is like planning for children drunk yeah this is like planning like for kids yeah i realize that you're supposed to actually like sit down and we talk about if we want a joy of children and can we financially afford it and we look at our lives and shit or you could do like we did so fuck you're pregnant holy shit our lives are over what the fuck are we gonna do oh my god then he came early what the fuck yeah no shit then he said i guess i have to tell my mom now yeah now i gotta tell my parents fuck yeah thank god that you're were at least married when the second one came. And we still don't think we had sex for the third one. So, I mean, you know, I'm envious of people. I'm totally envious of the people that have sat down and had that conversation. I have no idea what that would even look like. I think you and I would laugh our fucking asses off trying to have that conversation. Well, now we would. then if we would have waited. We still would have looked. We'd have been like, what the fuck are we? Are we fucking or not? We wouldn't. We'd have been like. Fucking had nothing to do with conceiving. I mean, for us, it did. What the fuck does it? Okay. Fucking has nothing to do with planning. And we haven't planned a goddamn thing that we've ever done. No, we haven't. So, although not saying your point isn't valid, Brian, because it is, our shit, we didn't realize shit, we, I guess, well, actually, let me rephrase that. In my mind, it's we, apparently it was just me that thought things went south at these events. It was just you that thought things went south? I thought it was we fucked shit up on our rules but apparently it was just me that... No. I never said that. No, but you just... I know, I fucked up. No. You just fucking said, no, you were yelling on the way home. It wasn't just, it makes it sound like I just was losing my shit. There was yelling. Well, no, I did say you. But there was a lot of time, well, you were vocal. And then that's when I just showed up. Because I fucking, you know, there's times I fucked up. I know it. What we did was we divided the trip in half. We did. There was some of them, yeah. Half of the way there, we were screaming at each other. And then somewhere in that mix, we finally figured out what the fuck had happened. Yeah. And then we spent the second half of the trip home apologizing for the first half of the trip. And then we spent the next week figuring out what we could do different and then we went to the next one of the events like that and broke totally different things and repeated the cycle i honestly don't know why the fuck we went back because there was four of them we left in fucking huge fights and early well like four o'clock in the morning we're like let's get the fuck're not staying the night. Yeah. I mean, it was nothing against him for his parties because his parties were fun for everybody else. We quit setting up the tent because we knew we were going to fight and not stay anyways. Just fucking saying. There's that, yeah. Okay, hold on. So, wait, wait. Becky, I think we're human if we fuck up. Where do we go? If we fuck up, you discuss it and move forward. Discussing. That's what we should have tried. We all make mistakes, and we learn from them and move forward. And Brian, try not to do it again. Yeah, luckily we continue to make new mistakes. There was one of them where you got roofied. Yeah.
Speaker2: And I turned into a mean cunt. You turned into a vindictive mean cunt. Yes. Okay, so one thing with Amanda, when she tries drugs, the exact opposite happens. So you give her a fucking gummy that's supposed to make her all outgoing and super laid back and no anxiety, and she turns into a psychotic
Speaker1: fucking long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory that's pissed at everything. Ask us how we know. Not her fault. She can't control it. There's actually, you looked it up. There's some name for it. When a lot of drugs you take have the opposite
Speaker2: effect.
Speaker3: I do not take DayQuill because it makes me fall asleep
Speaker1: night quill she's fine night quill i'm fine i'm just wide awake if you ever try to roofie miss amanda understand this i'll let you have her ass because i promise you you have not even vaguely prepared for the can of fucking psychotic cunt weave i had a lot of apologizing after that night what was so funny about it and i don't remember a bit of it and again not the host fault Thank you. Psychotic cunt weave bitch. I had a lot of apologizing after that night. What was so funny about it. And I don't remember a bit of it. And again, not the host's fault at all. And not your fault. At the time, we didn't know that. This is, again, one of the challenges. Well, maybe I was naive and didn't think it would happen. Neither one of us did. At that point in time, we'd never seen it happen before. True. And we didn't know, and all of a sudden, you're on the trampoline, and you're just naked and sucking every dick around the thing, and you're staring. Every one that was around the trampoline. And every one, because I said, what are you doing? And you go, fuck you, and got up on the trampoline and stripped down and grabbed the first dick that you were not initially planning to suck, and looked at me and glared at me and went, fuck you, and started sucking his dick, And went to the next day, fuck you, and started sucking his dick. To the point I'm just standing there going, are you fucking kidding me? It's not a proud moment. And when I went to the car then, because you yipped at one of our super friends, she's like, hey, you guys all right? And you're like, fuck yeah, I'm an officer like you with big fucking fake tits and fucking a bunch of money and fucking she's like okay i said i'm gonna fucking kill her i'm fucking yeah but it wasn't again when we were explaining shit later the next day and you're like what that one that was a different one that that experience yes that left in a fucking you've only had two times in all the years that we've done this like that two really bad ones one you were roofied and one you were just fucking train wreck drunk and your ass almost got fucking left to sneaky beats yeah when the next day you're day you're like I don't understand why you're being such a fucking dick to me and I'm like really? I didn't say it that way. The fuck you didn't because you were getting pissed at me because you're like what is your fucking problem and we were walking through Home Depot and I turned around and said you ever fucking tell me to go fuck myself again and kick me and kick at me and tell me to fuck off i'll leave your ass there and you're like uh what and you text the other people with it like oh yeah this is what happened you're like uh-oh but that was until you're like totally drunk that that's rare that's you know twice in all the years of going out. But back on track, we had, there were certain things that I noticed at, like, that camp on parties that you didn't notice until I pointed out to you. You know, like, I noticed because I was, my sense of protectiveness was heightened. So I noticed when you, I called it getting cut away from the herd. Right? And you were like what people are being friendly and i'd come up on you you're sucking some guy's dick i'm like wait what wait you know or some guy would be talking to you all of a sudden wouldn't come home talk to you with me there well once we talked about it and i was able to give you examples then it made sense and then you were conscious of it and so we changed some of the things. We've told the story a million times about On the Trampoline, where we both were fucking around with separate people. And you did 100% tell me that you were going to go back to their camper. Well, I was focused, and I didn't hear you. I was like, uh-huh. And then turned around, and I got all pissed. That was when we put in the the touch rule and the thing is there's nothing wrong with having to have different rules for different events i don't i don't believe it's really funny some people different environments different things can happen the challenge is just like don't let her go to the bathroom by herself because there's killer ducks or whatever the fuck they were. Geese. The first time we ever went to a Halloween party, it was out of these barns. I don't have them anymore, thank God. And they had an outhouse. And they said, oh, by the way, don't let her go out to the bathroom. So there's a couple of drunk guys that will be all over. And there's some geese that are mean and will attack her. I wasn't worried about men i was but the geese were out there they were honking and it was like again it makes you go how look when you overcome some of these things you and look back you why the fuck did we ever keep doing this shit well we only went to two of those parties right yeah yeah we knew that we knew that one was fucked up when the mom was all drunk and making out with her kid.
Speaker3: No, she flashed her kid her pussy.
Speaker1: That's right, that's right. Because he was
Speaker3: DJing. Yeah, and I was like, okay. You're like, she just flashed her kid. I'm like, you know, maybe they have a nudity, you know, maybe they're nudists and they're used to seeing that, but you don't flash your... It was like,
Speaker1: we're like this, we're done. Yeah, but what kills me is, I don't understand Thank you. nudists, and they're used to seeing that, but you don't flash your... It was like we're like this, we're done. Yeah, but what kills me is, I don't understand why people have a... I think if we could go back in time, I think we would be better at acknowledging that there's going to be some differences. We didn't acknowledge, or even after a couple times, we didn't put together a different event, a different atmosphere. We may need to look at things. Well, because we thought it would all be the same, or at least our dynamic-wise would be the same. We were naive. That's been my whole entire life. No, that was both of us, though. And I think that's part of it with events Is that honestly Everybody It's very easy to become naive And you're just I don't even know if it's naive Or you just don't want to revisit the same old shit It's like well it's just the rules You don't want to make it harder than it needs to be But it is different It's different when you go back to a tent to go get booze. And it's all the way across the field, a ways away from everything. There's a lot of things when you're new that can butterfly. I mean, even at Crazy Summer Nights now, if I go back to get something or you go back to get something, statistically, we almost need signals because we're going to get grabbed and obviously not in a bad way now air tag your ass it's about the fucking truth because seriously i'm going to get grabbed and butterfly and there's no such thing at least for me everything is as the crow flies right so it looks like family circus i was supposed to go like 25 feet in a straight line and i'm off fucking six rows over when you're new or unfamiliar that can be a really big problem one of the things if i could go back because i was reading a lot of the comments if i could go back that i wish we would have talked about or had a better i don't have talked about it or had a better understanding is how time works and right now we're just going cool you're a fucking idiot what do you mean how time works time works differently in the lifestyle than in real life I truly believe that statement
Speaker3: Okay, explain
Speaker1: When You lifestyle than in real life i truly believe that statement okay explain when you are new in the lifestyle and somehow like where we were same room couples only swap that was our thing and you get separated. It is amazing how minutes can seem like eternity. You don't know if anything's bad. You don't know anything. There's no reason that you should, but that becomes like. Shouldn't time speed up when you're with another person? But that's what I'm saying. When you separate, when you go to go to the bathroom, we're new. You go to go to the bathroom. The time that it takes you to go to the bathroom and come back, it's just like time hits molasses. And it slows down, and it seems like it's taken forever. And the challenge when you're new is when time slows down, and it seems like it's taken forever, and the challenge when you're new is when time slows down, your brain speeds the fuck up.
Speaker3: Seconds become hours.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: And this is, I've seen this both ways for men and women. All of a sudden, quite honestly, you sit there and go, your brain races. What are they doing? Why is this taking so long? Are they okay? Are they doing something they're not supposed to do? If you've just been hit on or had a conversation about somebody that's off limits and I'm gone and you look around and that person's gone, your brain can start playing all kinds of silly fucking games with you. But that comes down to trust, though. Even if they corner you, you have to trust that they're going to get out of it. But that's not human nature wow seriously i've had i've had it where you're you there are certain people that were off limits to you but i didn't care if they talked to you but you knew that i could get away or you knew i would you would you wouldn't i had trust that you weren't going to do anything anyway you knew no matter how drunk i was i would follow our rules okay so the other way around is you're not five foot tall you can be trapped easily and just gonna say it because it's true and this can be trapped easily.
Speaker2: And just going to say it because it's true,
Speaker1: and this can be for guys or girls,
Speaker3: usually one half of the couple is naive as fuck.
Speaker1: And in this case, sorry, winner, winner, chicken dinner,
Speaker2: you're generally the naive one. Not all the time.
Speaker3: That's why couples are so powerful, because there's times that shit was going on that i didn't see what the fuck they were doing yeah and you trust or not let's call a spade a spade here there were times trust or not you were in a fucking bitch's face or in between a bitch and me because you were seeing her manipulate the fuck out of me it wasn't that you didn't trust me but you were watching her manipulate me I could rattle off five or six names right fucking now and you fucking came claws out well not like I come as a vindictive bitch but I you came across as a fucking bitch and came across as a fucking bitch. And interrupt. And try to skewer away.
Speaker1: Try my dying ass. There was no try. There was, you were there, and you made goddamn sure for my protection that the bitch knew you were there.
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker3: I made my presence known.
Speaker1: And that's, so it's not just trust. Because there's a lot of things that if you get caught up in the moment, you can be manipulated. And I'm not easy to manipulate. So when somebody that you're generally looking at the like do-do-do-do bright side of people. There's a couple of them that did a pretty good number on you. There were, and you were all over them. You were all over them. I could sense it. Like none other. You'd start watching it. You'd start watching it as soon as they came by me. As soon as they came by me. There were ones that you were fucking looking for when we got out of the fucking car to see if they were there.
Speaker2: Possibly. So you, on all I'm saying, that's not a bad thing,
Speaker1: but all I'm saying is you can't, that to me is part of the problem
Speaker2: is Eric goes,
Speaker1: well, it's about trust. No, it's not. That has nothing to do with trust.
Speaker3: Well, I don't think that you would have actually been manipulated into sex or anything like that.
Speaker1: I wouldn't have fucked him, but you know damn good and well with enough booze, I'd have been making out with him. Making out's one thing. Oh, no. Just because I say somebody's off limits, it was off limits for sex. Some of these bitches were just off limits. There's nothing wrong with it. Tell me that ain't fucking true. Some of them. There's only one that I can recall off the top of my head. Okay, but the thing, okay. and then there's more wrong with it tell me that ain't fucking true there's only one that I can recall off the top of my head the thing is you can't when someone's trying to manipulate someone and you know it, it has nothing to do with trust that is you're protecting what's yours okay it's not an okay thing damn it damn it wow see this is this could be part of the things that created issues a way back when home let's read some of these um Brian I hate to think about it uh at any event but with the human traffic going on to your mind goes bad.
Speaker2: Absolutely. I care.
Speaker1: And that makes total sense to me. I knew my husband would never get with a coworker of ours, but I came at her claws out for hitting on it, hitting on him on his birthday. Trust only goes so far that is human nature you don't raise your kids to be idiots we didn't try that just happened you didn't you don't raise your kids to be idiots but by the same token okay you raise your kids you raise them with rules you raise them with ethics all that stuff why do you put a that stuff. Why do you put a curfew on them? You put a curfew on them, not because you don't trust them, but to make sure that because even though you trust them, they can still make the wrong decision. So part of the problem is that putting it, that's one of the challenges I, that happens when you go to different events. It becomes a blind trust. Well, here's the reality. There are assholes out there. No matter who's the event, there are people that are going to try to manipulate a situation to get what they want. And it's not about trust. It's about manipulation at that point in time. And the thing is, is that the rules in a perfect world, every single couple that gets in a lifestyle is doing it to enhance their marriage, right? We all know this. We all use condoms 100% of the time, and we're enhancing our marriage. No one got into it for any other reasons. Wink, wink. So if that's the case, you wouldn't need rules. Because the trust would be there. If you have trust, you don't need rules.
Speaker2: Right?
Speaker1: Because you're not going to do anything that I wouldn't be okay with, and I'm not going to do anything you wouldn't be okay with. We have trust. And if you do that, you are headed for the world's largest nuclear fucking train wreck disaster ever. Yeah, because what's okay to me isn't necessarily okay with you and vice versa. Exactly. So I think part of the problem is when, and if we could go back in time, I think that's the discussion. and one of them I would think I would want to have now is like, it's about about If we could go back in time, I think that's the discussion. One of them I would think I would want to have now is, like, it's about boundaries for safety and knowing that they're going to be different at different events. But I think we rely on the trust factor, and then just like everything in the lifestyle, there's little shit that you don't think is ever going to bother you, and it bothers you. Like, that's the other problem. And when you read through a lot of these responses, this is one of the other things that come up is that some of these people, you can tell what happened was they went, nothing's going to bother me. And then something fucking they saw it bothered them. And then they don't know how to deal with it. Well, sometimes you don't know until it happens. That's natural. And the thing is,'s okay but if you've said you talk about it as long as you talk about it as long as as everybody gets on the same page you know you you there are things you're not going to know because there's it's impossible to think of every possible feeling or emotion you're going to have because just like in the world we live in and people i hate the word triggered but it's true there are going to be certain things that are going to happen that trigger you and 99 of us don't know what it is that's the reason why all of a sudden you're watching a video on youtube you're watching a movie and for some fucking reason out of the, it just fucking hits you and you're the tears or the whatever because you never thought that that would do it, but it did. This is sex. This absolutely will, right? Courtney, it's easy to get manipulated and not know it. Absolutely it is, especially if they're really fucking good at it. And then throw in any mix of if you had any sort of any sort of booze any sort of booze drugs tired you know i mean you go to an event it starts on friday night you've worked all day you're you know a little you've been there and done that been there and done that tired i've done with the boo booze a lot, you know, I mean, and if somebody is purposely, if they have a plan, I mean, I was a car salesman. I've convinced more people they need something they don't need than you'll ever know. That's what I do for a living. Brian, like, do you like the live 360 because you don't trust your spouse? No, it's just in case something happens. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. But it's I don't think that a lot of times we're willing to be honest about the fact that the unknown is scary. Like if we could go back It's like hey There is This is going be a totally different thing i don't know how i'm gonna react to stuff i don't know how if the same shit's gonna apply like but we just every and everybody does we just make the assumption of what will be well and the the real problem is people get, they get in a new environment, which, let's face it, if you've never been to a hotel takeover or you've never been on a camp or one like that, it can charge you up. And the sexual charge can be, like, huge. And it's so easy. I mean, people break their rules in an environment that's controlled. Let alone when they get that, like, just like, Jojo the Circus Monkey type thing. And that's huge sensory overload. Courtney, I won't let anyone buy me a drink that I don't know because you never know.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker1: One of the things we learned, coolers. Coolers. I look back now. I'm the biggest one. I'll drink out of my bottle. Somebody hand me a bottle. Fuck yeah. That's how I got roofie. And we would sit, and everybody did. We had our coolers out. Well, you're not a beer drinker, and I'm not beer drinker so you you know you drink morgan's and i drink bacardi so we have bottles pretty easy to to to roofie somebody and then you know a lot of times people have mixers out open for anybody to use yeah i, I will not use those. We've started to see now, like a lot of parties, Iron Riders does a great job. They have mixers, but it's all individual cans. Yeah. You know, it's just a reality of it. But you get that sexually charged, that extra excitement of it's new and it's exciting and it's all these things and rules are going to be have a challenge sometimes anyways but if you're not willing to open and discuss it then it has even more. You just look pissed. You really do. You're like, look at me. I'm like, why do you look pissed?
Speaker3: I'm not. You sure? Do you want me to be?
Speaker1: I don't have any roofies.
Speaker2: No, you just look pissed. You're like, you got to work on it. We're getting ready to go on a trip, bitch. You got to lose this rest of the mid-face shit, man. What do you think? I'm hassling. I'm just sitting here. You're just listening. No, you're like, I feel like your eyes are all like fucking. What the fuck? No, it is not the stick of your fucking eye. Yeah. You've become more like the devil than ever before. No. You do. You just look pissed. Smile, bitch. Smile. That's what I'm telling you. Smile. No, smile. Not like you're going to cut my ball off when I'm sleeping. Smile. Smile. Are you sure? I'm leaving your fucking ass somewhere down there. I don't know where yet. A swamp, maybe. I don't even know where. Obviously, it's you or me at this point in time. I feel like I'm in a fight or flight survival mode, so I don't know. And when rules or something gets broken, broken always make sure you talk about it don't let it fester up into something bigger when it can be addressed afterwards and corrected we never did we made it big as soon as we got into the car it usually no we had to at least get to the interstate then it got boiling okay yeah we had the first 10 20 miles to let it figure out how to get to the interstate once we got to we had to let that time to let it seethe where no one's saying shit and then it just went straight to fucking over overload yeah when you're tired kind of drunk and you're fucking four o'clock in the morning and then you end up stopping a truck stopped well. Well, actually, when we were fighting, we didn't stop at the truck stopped. I'm tired of me to take a nap. I'm tired of me to take a nap. God. But no, you're exactly right, Brian. It is talking about it.
Speaker1: The thing is, is that here's, I guess, the other piece of advice that I would give now. And of course, there wasn't the internet. We were still kind of new on the internet. There wasn't near the Facebook pages or anything. There wasn't any Facebook facebook pages at that point if you're going to an event that's new that you've never been to reach out if if if you have other life more experienced lifestyle friends reach out and see if any of them have been to it or been to something like it and ask them about it ask them about the experience like in this day and age it's really stupid to go well we don't know what to expect we've never been to it well there's a million people that have so use that resources or if you're on a facebook page no one is going to fucking be make fun you think you're dumb for asking more about it what what's the vibe like what's it we have people ask it all the time about the clothing optional. How optional is it? What's it like? Don't be afraid to ask that. Understand you can never plan for every scenario. If you're a couple, you've talked about it on the way to the event, you have a game plan-ish, before you get out of the car, before anything fucking starts, you give each other a big hug and a big kiss, remind each other you both love each other, have something, some sort of signal something if one of you is getting overloaded. when are you starting to feel like it's getting overloaded but that you're both on the same page if it's your first time in an event like that, a new type of event, I know booze and weed can take the edge off shit, but what happens a lot of times, Ben and I have done this, we take the edge off, and then we take about six foot of the board off. I mean, count on each other or making sure that you're taking breaks if you need to. A bathroom break is a great time to go get away. Or even if you don't smoke, a smoke break is a great time to get away just regroup make sure everything's still cool make sure everything's good there's nothing wrong with it and there's nothing wrong if the first time you go to an event like maybe you don't stay as late you know if if you're not feeling it or there's nothing say, hey, we're just watching. Like, if they're not cool about that shit, then that's not the event for you anyways. I don't know if I'd say watching. We just wanted to come experience it. Right. Just talk. Communicate. Have that signal. Do something. He always wanted to do some fucking nose flick. That's from The Sting, the movie The Sting. Watch the movie The Sting, 1978, Robert Redford. You've got to watch that movie. Robert Redford and Paul Newman back then. I'm like, I'm not going to notice you flicking your nose. You would have, because you'd have been like, what the fuck are you doing? You would have called me out, why are you flicking your nose? Because I'm trying to subtly give you a hint, jackass. But, you know, no, you can't plan for everything, but think it through just a bit. But don't, the biggest thing is don't be afraid to use your resource. It'd been cool to have all the Facebook pages to now. I mean, because the guy's house, he'd been having parties for years. If we'd have had Facebook pages to kind of like, okay, tell us what it is. There were people that have laughed and talked with us since then about who'd been going to them long before we were. When they were first going to them, the exact same issues that were like, man, if you'd asked, we'd have told you. Don't be afraid to use your resources. Yeah. That's the biggest thing. So there you go. All right. Well, that is time is up. So we got to get ready because we got to still pack and get shit done or something like that. Some variance of that. I have to go borrow a hat. You do. Naked pictures with a hat. Shoots hot hats. Anyway. Naked pictures with a hat. But we can do naked pictures with a hat shoes hot hats anyway pictures with a hat but we can do naked pictures with a hat too all the above uh and luckily we'll be in divy hotels not not in miami we're not no i don't think we are in key largo no we're not in key largo either it's facing a freaking sound and not the atlantic ocean but hey who's counting in mississippi we We went into your cheap ass mode, but that's okay. No, we still not in Key Largo either. It's facing a frickin' sound and not the Atlantic Ocean, but hey, who's counting that one? In Mississippi, we went into your cheap-ass mode, but that's okay.
Speaker3: No, we still stayed at one of your Hilton's, Hampton Hilton.
Speaker1: No, we stayed at one of the Choice Hotels for points. I wanted to stay at Hilton, but you wouldn't have nothing to do with that.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker3: We could just stay with my dad.
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Speaker3: You know one that will. Yeah,
Speaker1: I know. But she sounds stupid. Anyways, so... Ah! I'm sounding like I'm fucking a moose.
Speaker3: Anyways. I have to silence it.
Speaker1: I'm sorry. Can you please Santa is afraid of loud noises. And I'll probably do a shoot with oh I might have to cringe here's a cookie here's a cookie Santa likes cookies in her mouth I have a candy cane in there get some earphones and just use a strap on and just nail the fuck out of it anyways she did not hear that and Mike if you listen you did not tell her that no shit with that being said
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Speaker2: bye