Krazy Truth about Swinging #304 Pets at the Party

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm calling the host with the most. I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and slightly sensitive skin, Miss Amanda. Hey. We're here to tantalate and titillate and torture you tonight with our show. Just saying. For those of you following at home, this is Season 7, Episode 304. And, yep, sure is. So, this episode is brought to you by Elmo. Tickle me Elmo. No, I'm just fucking with me today.
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Speaker3: pineapple paradise sinecue and we're just gonna have new new flavor come out that's casbah's special blend now i have no idea where he went to yes they we went to uh Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker3: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker3: Bye-bye. out that's casbah's special blend now i have no idea where he went to yes they we went to uh their house for a barbecue over the weekend and they had their meat seasoned with it and it was awesome i did not oh you're a jackass okay so well i, well, I did. Okay, so we went to their house and had barbecue. Because Jessica goes, I had some of those over the weekend. Well, what Cole's all giddy about is that they sent ribs home for Cole to... Eat on the air. Eat on the the... He had to save... He had more than that, but he had to save two.
Speaker1: Yeah, this is the hickory dust.
Speaker3: And I actually like that just seasoning on my food. Do you like eating ribs? Okay, so a thing about Amanda, she doesn't eat meat off a bone. So I won't eat ribs. Except penis. Penis really isn't something you actually eat off a bone. It's just a boner. Mm-hmm. Tell me about last night. The Cajun blend was amazing. I didn't actually have any of the Cajun blend.
Speaker2: Did you have any of the Cajun blend?
Speaker3: Mm-hmm.
Speaker1: I didn't have any of that one. Tell them about last night.
Speaker3: Tell them about last night. Oh, what? Amanda's fucking grilling failure?
Speaker1: What flavor did we have on my steak?
Speaker2: The jalapeno one good so as i'm getting absolutely harassed by everybody in the house and that's okay i suck at cooking i'll admit it don't so i decided i was gonna grill chicken and a steak and i put it on the grill it was on low I go inside fix a nail that broke off so I'm fixing my nail and kid comes out and he goes you grilling something I said yeah dinner oh okay and then Cole comes out I said hey go check the grill for me and smoke is to blow. So smoke is coming out of the grill. And then he comes, he looks outside, and he goes, ooh, there's a fire. And then he goes, I need some help here. So both of us come running out with whatever we can to put this damn thing out. And it was quite the fire. Yeah, it cleaned my grill though. So, he ate charred steak. Still had some pink in it by the bone though. And the chicken, well we haven't touched it. We figured we'll just cut it up and give it to the dogs. There you go. Sorry. I had to hold these motherfuckers. And you were giddy to eat them. And you were starving, so maybe I'll get your stomach to shut up. I doubt it. But. So, yes. I said I probably wouldn't touch the grill for a while, but I did. It wasn't your fault. It just happened. But it was a wall of fire. I left it unattended. And it did take a... You know, the little scraper thingy, and it's got like the Brillo pad on one side and the metal brush on the other side. Yeah, that singed. How many pounds did you say each one of those steaks was? Because you were giving me shit that each one was like that. A pound and a half. A pound and a half.
Speaker1: Yep.
Speaker2: It cooks it. And he ate it because he's like, well, I don't want that to go to waste. I don't waste it. It's just a steak.
Speaker3: Throw it away.
Speaker2: No, no. Oh, no.
Speaker1: I'm a team player. Now, I'm going to use this to get another steak, probably for this weekend. We're going to try this again with a little less heat.
Speaker2: Just saying. So there you go. Okay.
Speaker1: Sorry, I had to do that. God, I can't believe I forgot that. I buried those in the fridge so I wouldn't be tempted to eat them.
Speaker3: It would have been more funny if you would have brought the charred chicken in.
Speaker1: I probably got no shit eating that.
Speaker3: And then it was the wrong one.
Speaker2: Okay. So there we go.
Speaker1: There's that. So, yeah, that was good.
Speaker3: Gosh, smell it.
Speaker1: Oh, fuck yeah.
Speaker2: We'll be in my beard and it'll be. Smoked meat, barbecue treats. It'll be in my beard all night and I'll be sniffing that food. You smell like a campfire. Through a CPAP machine. Make me just fucking hungry as shit. Hungry and horny. Okay, so. What did horny have to do with that? I don't really know. I'm just going to go in with it. It'll probably be somewhere in there. Because there's nothing better than ribs and pussy. Pussy, I'll agree with. Ribs, not so much. Well, you'd like it if it wasn't already on the bone. It was deboned. It was just some good meat. Pork, no, because it's full of fat. Well, steak is too, so is cow. And it'll catch on fire. I'm just saying. Anyways, so amanda and gody if you're listening if you need to get another if you have more you know to go back ready let me know and i can come over and get it tonight when we get on the show uh okay so pick it out of your tea all right the redneck okay. Okay, so, yeah. What other exciting?
Speaker3: Anything else exciting happen this week? No, that was enough excitement on my end.
Speaker2: It was a Memorial weekend.
Speaker1: Had good parties.
Speaker2: Went to a couple cemeteries.
Speaker1: That's bad. A couple cemeteries. Can't wait to expect in a parking lot.
Speaker3: He did, guys. They're expecting a parking lot. I'll say it's a winner. So, there we go. It seemed like a good weekend to me. Anyways, and of course, obviously, we're gearing up. This is one of my camping shirts because we're geared up. And not this coming weekend and the weekend after is our first Crazy Summer Nights Miss Amanda's birthday weekend. And we're super excited about it. There is still spaces available. You can go to crazycasma.com and get your tent space. Come out and check it out. It is a great time in Memphis, Missouri. Tent spaces are available. Tent space with electric is available. Or if you have a generator, you can sure bring your rig out with a generator. You certainly can. So it will be a good time for all. But, okay, so today's show, today's show is a special theme show. Okay. Oh, I know someone who did this weekend. I Saved a Bird. It was a family effort. It was a family effort. A group of blue jays made a nest in a stupid fucking sweat in our yard. It's a low branch, for one. Thank God. It's in a cedar tree. It's a low branch. Right over our fucking clothesline. And it's right where the dogs see it. So they know there's little Blue Jay McNuggets sitting in there. So this little Blue Jay falls down. And the little dog, I was inside. I heard him barking Goofy. And it wasn't like your normal bark. And I went out there and he was trying to get close, but he's afraid of it. So I shoo him back. I'm like, okay, get in the house. We've got to get this bird back in its nest. But it can't. I tried to pick it up with a stick. It had no gripper, so it couldn't even grip the stick. It had legs, but they just don't know how to use it. No, but he didn't know how to grip it yet. It was a baby bird, yeah. And then it's like, okay, well, let's put it in a snow shovel. Mm-hmm. And then we got the ladder out, and Cole climbed up the ladder and put it. Dumped it back in the nest. As our youngest child filmed it, so when the mother bird attacked me, it would be a, he could have it. Well, okay, so one of the, well, okay, there's two blue jays that are watching over it. So I don't know if it's mom and dad. I didn't think they worked that way, but whatever. They do. was a couple branches up and as you were getting closer they had feathers on the head were standing and my kid is laughing because i'm wiggling the whole branch so we waited for me to dump the whole nest out i didn't though but we as a family we saved it turn to today and i went to go clean the grill you know the one the one that caught fire. So I'm cleaning the grill, and all of a sudden I hear this squawking really bad. And I turn around, and that same dog was shaking the baby bird. I'm like, oh, no. So one out of two isn't bad. So he saved one, and I don't know if it's the same one. And my karma reward was a blowjob. And then we lost one.
Speaker1: So that's why your hair looks crappy.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker3: Like the blowjob was from somebody else.
Speaker2: It wasn't for me.
Speaker1: Karma was just the universe.
Speaker3: Oh, okay.
Speaker1: I'm going to stick with that. So I'm looking for baby birds to save. Anyways, so, okay. So, but with that theme, because I made you think of that. The theme for tonight is pets. It's a pet show. And it's awesome because I got pet questions, things that came in. And it's like, well, why don't we group them together and just, you know, stick with a theme for the night.
Speaker3: It's okay.
Speaker1: So, pets. Pets for a thousand olegslex uh okay so the first one in this episode i'm gonna name this episode pets at the party that's the party okay okay so the first question uh it comes to us from bismarck north dakota all two swingers there uh Anyways, comes here from Bismarck, and they want our opinion about dog fur, which I thought was really funny because we have dogs and we have furry dogs. Anywho. Aren't dogs furry? No. I don't think they all go to heaven either. Just saying some are assholes. Most of them are, though. But we're dog people. I want to preface this show with, although we're animal people, we will answer the question non-biasedly. Okay. Anyways, so their question is that they have shedding dogs. They have, guess what? And Great Pyrenees. Oh, Great Pyrenees and Huskies and uh so the their thing is is that they were at an event a meet and greet and as is the case when you have dogs they had dog fur on them and the gal comments how they do their best to get rid of the dog fur obviously and whatever But that they were shunned At the meet and greet They were treated kind of shitty At the meet and greet. They were treated kind of shitty at the meet and greet because somebody specifically pointed out, oh, my God, how messy. You have fur dog hair all over you. So they tried to explain what the dogs were, and basically people just kind of were rude to them about them. And their question is, is this commonplace? You know, how can we do better next time we are so embarrassed? Should we even go back? So, you know, apparently they were really shunned about this or felt really shunned. I think it's probably maybe the better way to put that about the whole dog hair thing and getting called out so should they should they even go back part of the question should they even go back and how do they even deal with that because and coming from people that have had a great pirate dane and a golden retriever you can't you can't win with dog hair, especially from dogs that have shedding events because they're bad. We have consistently had dogs for now, let's see, it'd be 20. 24 years. 24 years now. We've consistently had dogs, and we've always had dogs that shed great. Danes shed a lot. What type of fur they shed or the length or the severity will vary, but if you have an animal, it's going to shed. It's part of it. Well, and cats shed too. Well, that's an animal in general. And some of them shed more than others. The shitty part is that somebody was an asshole. Yeah, I don't know if that's necessarily right, but I'm one of those really paranoid people that, you know, you would, okay, so Great Pyrenees is white. You would always wear black. You would come out and I'm like, oh my gosh, you have fur all over you. And I'd just be rolling the crap out of you. Carry a roller in the car. So when we got out of the car, I'd roll you again. Right, because it's everywhere. And you cannot get rid of every single hair. I wore long black coats. I tried to wear clothes that it blended in. So it was like gray. You didn't see it. But even your chair at your work. Yeah. It still had great Dane hair in it from like five years ago. From Josie. It's just, okay, one, I understand not everybody is an animal person. I get that. And some are allergic, and I get that, too. The thing is, first, obviously, if you have animals, you know, they're family members. We get that. But as we've had bigger dogs or dogs that have shed more or whatever, at one point in time, like with Willie, those are a great Pirate Dane, we bought rollers in bulk off of Amazon. Because you did have to have one in each one of the cars.
Speaker3: Packs of 15.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: You had to have one in each one of the cars.
Speaker2: You would have.
Speaker3: I had one at work.
Speaker1: You had one at work.
Speaker3: One at home.
Speaker1: A couple at home. If we traveled, we put one in the suitcase.
Speaker3: I still carry one with me.
Speaker1: And we lost Willie. What did we figure?
Speaker2: I don't know. One at home. A couple at home. If we traveled, we put one in the suitcase. I still carry one with me. And we lost Willie. What do we figure? It'll be a year in August. A year in August. And we are still in our house. Finding Willie's hair. Still finding. We laugh about it. There's Willie business again because there's still, you know, there's tumbleweeds of hair. I mean, it's just they shed continuously shed continuously it is what it is so part of it is yes you need to do everything you can to try to i mean be conscious of it be guys be you know let me tell you if somebody shunned me for having pet hair on me because a lot of people have some sort of pet um i don't want to hook up with them anyway right exactly i mean it's it's one thing to if they if they shunned you if they if they used it to make you feel bad or attacked you about it that's just an asshole and there's you know what there's not a damn thing you can do about that they're an asshole stay away from them you wouldn't want to hook up with them anyways farm country up there everybody well a lot of people in the lifestyle have animals and it's just a coolness factor you know that's just a dickhead maneuver to take and point something like that out and then to use it and if other people are going to shun you accordingly, no. No, you can carry a little mini one in your purse. And if they say something to you, you can go, here, you want to get it off me?
Speaker1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker2: Now, I will throw this out there.
Speaker3: I think it's only fair to play both sides of this.
Speaker1: You were anal about it.
Speaker2: Still are. Because I didn't want to be judged by all the dog hair. Right.
Speaker1: I would have been like, whatever, I don't give a fuck. You always said said yeah and you were anal about it with me continuously you were attacking with a roller if if if you don't if that isn't how you roll that's fine no judgment but understand if you come covered and you look like you know frosty the snowman in fur some people are going to be turned off by that off by that. So there's kind of a both ways here a little bit, but it's a coolness factor. But no, you can't. Here's what's sad. People, was it just a comment and then in there, in the couple's mind, it was blown out bigger than they felt like it was? You know, were they really shunned by the rest of the group or the rest of the evening at the meet and greet? Or were they now self-conscious of it and they allowed it to play more of a role? I'm not trying to doubt the person who sent the letter, but it's easy, especially because they said they were a newer couple. It's easy when you're new, if someone says something to – when you're a heightened sense of nervousness to maybe take and cause that to be a little – a bigger deal than it really is. I mean, did they – somebody, wow, you sure do have a lot of dog hair on you and then did you shun did you kind of shy away from the rest of the night did you you know hey it looks like you like pets right exactly did you use this chance to go yep we've got pets love them what do you have i mean you know it can actually be a great icebreaker because probably 80 people you talk to are going to have some sort of pet or had a pet at some point in time in their lives but we you have to sometimes we we we get overly sensitive to stuff and and i think that was always uber paranoid i didn't want people to think i was dirty but you wouldn't have been like if someone would have just if someone went oh hey you got a dog hair on you you wouldn't have then just wanted to fucking you know i'm gonna go sit in the corner no i've just gone damn will he had to come with me yeah i mean you and and i think when people are new it's easy to to do that and then we let it start to play mind games i would not let it stop you from going back again no now use this as an opportunity to reevaluate maybe and go hey do i need to keep an extra roller in the car do i it'll be in your car and we ever do i need to roll my car seats do i need to you know summer's coming up which helps because obviously coats and things like that hold have more ways to catch dog hairs and everything else or cat hairs.
Speaker3: But you never know. They could be all rolled and all cleaned up and somebody sat down on a couch that was full of dog hair. That happened at a wedding one time.
Speaker1: Yes, it did.
Speaker3: One of the groomsmen got up and I'm looking at the back of his tux and I went, you need to take a roller to your butt.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: Oh, thanks.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: Because you can have it.
Speaker1: But if you're a couple, check each other out. each other but use it use stuff like that also it's it can be a great great icebreaker pets are a lot like kids or any other a safer version of other family things to talk about it's common ground so yeah do you have a dog we have this type of dog do you have a dog you know do you have a pet you can safely talk about without you're not giving anybody information about your kids or your job or anything else but it's an icebreaker it's something that people can understand it's something people can you know the reality is most people when they see a big poofy dog or a big poofy cat or big fat guinea pig or whatever it is they want to touch it right All right.
Speaker3: All right.
Speaker1: All right.
Speaker3: All right.
Speaker1: All right. Most people, when they see a big poofy dog or a big poofy cat or a big fat guinea pig or whatever it is, they want to touch it, right? And, you know, that's why I wear Furbies on my cock. No, I'm just kidding. But they want to touch it. So there's a lot of common ground there. Plus, here's the other thing. You're not the only person. I guarantee they could have walked around that meet and greet and found somebody else with a dog hair on them to hang out with. I mean, it sounds silly, but, you know, the shitty part is that people. There are some people that are judgmental that way. And you know what? Yeah. And here's the other thing. Again, not sticking up for the assholes, just trying to show all areas of it. When you're nervous and new, you say shit, and it can come out different than what you had intended it to. You know, you think you're walking and going, hi, I'm Cole, and you're actually walking and going, ah! You know, I mean, so it can come across – what could have meant to come out as, hey, you got a little dog hair, brought your dog with you, whatever, could have came out sounding bitchy. Don't let it take away from them. Don't touch that piece of meat. I'm saving that. No, I chose a dog hair. Imagine that. I see what playing that. It's on my penis. So, but don't let that stop you. No. That's the biggest thing. Don't let that stop you. The thing is, is that if you were new and it was your first time going, you go back again, people probably aren't going to remember you anyway. No, they're not. And like I said, but. It takes people a couple of times to see you and talk to you to remember who you are. But there's nothing wrong with learning from it. Learning from it and evaluate. Okay. All right. So that was the first question. So I knew that'd be an easy one, right?
Speaker2: Okay. Pasha.
Speaker1: Then, wait.
Speaker2: Oh, wait.
Speaker1: Same problem here. Dog with long white hair. We're very conscious trying to keep off of us. Sometimes almost impossible to keep it all off. But we do our best. We should have stock and l Lent Roller Company. I actually think that everybody who owns any dogs with white hair that are poofy should automatically come with the dog. Like so many stock shares. I'm pretty sure that if we were to move out of here in 10 years, we will still find dog hair, woolly hairs. It just is what it is what it is and then when you pick black is the color you wear all the time yeah just leave it to beaver i seriously some days would find shirts that it would blend in with yeah i have one gray sweater and i'd roll it and i'm like okay well you can't see any hair well i get to work i'm like wow look at how much hair i missed oh my gosh we're going through rollers after rollers uh okay so the next question here's it's not just a theme of pets tonight okay it's a theme of pets and shitty people okay okay because that that's kind of it's's kind of amazing how this goes through a little bit with some of the people. So the next question, or the next one came up that there was a couple, this couple question, I don't know, I wrote it down, someone didn't bring it with me. I don't know, it was New York or Pennsylvania or someone back east. It doesn't matter. Anyways, they had a lifestyle picnic outing. So to start the summer or getting ready to start the summer off and spring gathering, spring picnic. And it was outdoors and it wasn't family friendly, so to speak. But a lot of people were bringing pets and all kinds of stuff like that.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Keep that. A lot of people were bringing. Keep that in the back of your mind. So the couple said a thing. They have two dogs. They brought their dogs with them because they thought that it was other people were going to bring their dogs. Also, their dogs are younger. You see where we're headed with this? Their dogs are younger and a little more energetic and enthusiastic and when they got there they had some other people that were absolutely offended because no one else brought pets for one that you said multiple people brought pets no that they thought multiple people were going to bring pets they were the only people brought pets. Nobody else brought pets. No. They thought multiple people were going to bring pets. They were the only people that brought pets. Nobody else brought pets. And they were offended to think that people would bring dogs to a swingery event. And then, in turn, were just hyperactive about it and made their opinions very known about it and didn't want them around. And they ended up leaving the event because they were treated shitty. People were bitching. The dogs were barking and people were being shitty with them. I actually reached out to them a little bit because I want to know what being shitty was because the dogs were still relatively young. They're not super trained yet. So everybody, people were trying to touch them. They would, they were still jumping a little bit doing the jump up shit nipping just trying to play barky you know that whole typical puppy shit and people got very very pissed off and their question was if it's a dog if it's an outdoor event why can't we bring dogs why wouldn't that and people other people said they were talking about they were going to and so we were shunned when we're the only ones that did when it wasn't we thought everybody was going to were we in the wrong and go if i were just going to a picnic or an outdoor outing, I would not bring a dog.
Speaker3: Well, I personally wouldn't bring mine anyway because the last thing I want to do is wallow after my dogs when I want to meet people.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: That's just me.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: But like our camp out, they allow dogs.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: And we're like, you want to bring your dogs? Bring your dogs.
Speaker2: Right. Don't care.
Speaker1: It's an accepted.
Speaker3: It's welcome.
Speaker1: It's welcome. Absolutely. It's welcome. And a lot of people do bring dogs, which is awesome. But you know how your dog is going to behave. Right. And that's a rule out there that not our rule, the campground rule is they have certain rules with your dogs that your dogs have to be, you know, kept in. You have to keep control of your dogs, basically. Right. And you have to clean up after your dogs and all that stuff like that. Right. Mike, I could see you bringing pets, but would verify before, got to keep control of your pets, regardless if you're not yet trained properly, not the place to do the work first. And I agree with that. Well, and if you haven't met anybody, or you didn't know anybody, I probably wouldn't have brought them just so you can meet and socialize with people right granted sometimes if you have a well-behaved pet it will draw people to you right right you can listen to our well-behaved dog right now barking he's not well-behaved that's why he's not going anywhere but no i agree with i agree with it check twice you know this assumption of well other people said they're going to okay think back to high school think back to when like hey we're all gonna do this this day and then you show up you're only one that fucking did it because your friend's like oh we changed our mind right it double check to make sure and i also agree with the the well-behaved part i like big dogs we've always generally had big dogs the one thing with a big dog is that you know your your dad's uh wife is terrified of dogs not any size any size dogs and so when she's come up when we've had big dogs which doesn hasn't been very often, that degree of terror is like. She will hide behind people. Right. And we've had some of the most docile big dogs ever. And the thing is, is that if you have a dog, and we've always said it like a big dog, even if dogs run up just to play and jumps up on somebody and they get scared, that's how you get your dogs taken away from you and put down. you have to have your dog under control and some people get freaked out with certain breeds they they do and and here's the thing look our kids are all grown up we don't have grandkids you want to know what don't bring your kids okay i would feel the same way about your kids it's running muck that's not under control that's slobbering all over shit going and touching and all that shit don't want them there. I don't deal with little kids anymore. I don't have little kids. Well, if you're not a dog person, then the cuteness of a puppy isn't very cute. Or if you're not an animal person, a cat coming up and wrapping around your head is not very cute. And you have a responsibility to respect that. Again, check twice. It never hurts to check twice and make sure that they're under control. Because let's face it, nobody wants their dog to hurt somebody. And you can reach out to whoever was doing the party or gathering to find out if pets were acceptable and and honestly again people are stupid so and this is an important part of this that people are stupid people are stupid okay people don't understand the proper way to approach animals yeah we have okay so I'll tell you this story really really quick willie was 150 pounds he was a big big dog he's a big boy and he was the most gentle giant in the world we also had a great dane josie who was almost he was 175 pounds same thing gentle giant Josie would had been abused when we were asking him if people ran up at Josie he got scared luckily his getting scared was he's pulling the kid away he's running versus some dogs are gonna get fight or flight and a dog that's as tall as she is going into a fight mode, you have a problem. You can't have a problem. People would run up. We would walk Willie, and they would run up right to his face and reach out and start grabbing his face and then ask if they could touch him. There's certain ways you have to deal with pets. They're animals. You have to approach them the right way. a docile animal you'll get lucky you can have another animal that's not and he gets freaked out or she gets freaked out and they're going to defend themselves they're going to defend you there are people i just read something about somebody who had to have a horse put down because the horse was protective of the owner and somebody came running the horse and the horse bit him to defend so you have to keep that why do i say you have to keep in mind just because you know how to approach dogs or your animals whatever the animal may be somebody else doesn't if your dog's not super well trained and ready for that guess what when your dog even though the person was in the fault bites that person it's not going to matter to the city so you really want to think you really want to think that that through a little bit uh gary we thought about bringing our dog but just too much going on with everything that's happening absolutely uh chev i have a pet mix and you would not believe pit pit mix what else i fucked someone up yesterday too uh the idiots that run up to him when we go for walks it irks me so much it's great that they're excited to see your animal and be able to want your family learn but yeah if you go at an animal wrong the animal is going to do what an animal has to do and so when you go out there if you don't double check and you don't have them totally trained that's when somebody's going to do something stupid and pull on an ear catch them wrong scare them and now you got a fucking problem um not mentioned but pet allergies can be pretty common these days, of inconsiderate to just show up as you mentioned the pet possibly gets in the way of meeting new people for the safety of my pet i would not take them to uh meet a group i did not know recipe for trouble right and i i agree with that i think that's that's huge so and i get it like with our camp out you're gone for the whole weekend you don't want to kennel on so you take them along right they stay at your campsite it's no big deal right if they're if they're well behaved and they are well socialized or they're very again or you're gonna keep them locked up then then awesome but even then even if it's allowed make sure you know the rules of the campground or of the the space because like where we go for the campground they have dogs also and there's certain places the dogs are not allowed except if it's a service animal and even then some of the regulars have to be reminded that that's a service animal versus you know so keep keep that all in mind when you bring pets. We do have someone bring a service animal, don't we? Yep. And that's the ultimate proof of how people are stupid. You can put them in a vest that says, do not touch, working, hands off, look with your fucking eyes. Sesame Street's still here, and motherfuckers will come up and just start groping it. This is why we have consent issues in the lifestyle because they if they can't keep their hand off a fucking animal though why are we surprised they can't keep your hand off your ass but okay so in the instance of a service dog would it be would it would you not bring it no you could still bring it but you have the explanation trained let's're trained. Let's put a waiver here. If they're a service animal and a true service animal, they are trained. If they are a support animal, that's when shit gets gray. Well, the one guy that brought her, what was it, a lab? Golden Traver. No. No, it was a lab. Yeah, it was a lab. It was like a dark dog.
Speaker3: She was showing me how when she gets anxious, the dog senses it and steps in between the person talking to her.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: Just stands in front of her to kind of shield her.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: And I'm like, oh, that's kind of neat.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: But did I ever touch a dog?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: But the reason I said it, there are people that have support animals. This is the problem airlines have. Thank you very much. But did I ever touch a dog? But the reason I said it, there are people that have support animals. This is the problem airlines have. Well, this is my support chicken. This is my support dog. I mean, seriously, people, okay, a truly trained dog. Service dog. Service dog. And for those of you listening, no matter how cute, because guess what type of dogs a lot of times service dogs are?
Speaker4: Labs, Goldens, I mean, all their types, but real friendly, foofy-looking dogs.
Speaker1: Don't fucking touch a dog. If a dog is wearing clothes, that means look with your eyes. It doesn't always, but I mean, we'll stick with that. Keep it easy, simple for people. Don't pet a dog that's dressed up. Gary is Mike. And that's the other reason he'll be staying home. Mike Cole. So if a man is not wearing a vest, I can pet her as long as I ask first. Absolutely. And now she's wearing the vest. Don't feed her anything either if she's wearing the vest. Just saying. But otherwise, yes. Absolutely. It's true. Okay. Look at us go. You're hauling right through it. I am. I have one more Pettit question. Do you? Yeah. Yeah. You have more than two questions. Yeah. Well, I didn't know how's a pet episode so i was like well i should be prepared okay you know we may not circle back around the wagons to get to this end of the starting point for a while okay like 700 episodes hard to tell okay did you have someone else you want to add first no okay do you have any yellow vests i think you may need one just if you want any rest i don't have a yellow vest just say it
Speaker2: I don't know. Do you have something else you want to add first? No. Okay. Do you have any yellow vests? I think you may need one.
Speaker1: If you want any rest.
Speaker3: I don't have a yellow vest.
Speaker1: Just say it.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: We're going to put you on a leash.
Speaker3: Now I have to make one that says service animal.
Speaker1: Service animal, we're going to put you on a leash.
Speaker3: Service kitten?
Speaker2: Whatever.
Speaker1: You can pick whatever type of animal you want to be. Although in your line of word, service usually means touching.
Speaker3: Just keep that in mind. That what? Service. If you're servicing somebody, you're usually touching. Yeah, that's true. Just saying. She's so cute, I'd have to feed her. I heard she likes chicken. And cake. Okay, so. So. You're pretty much fucked And I mean that's the goal We're working on putting together Who's going to get to shoot Miss Amanda's first gangbang It's going to be It's her idea Not mine Just saying I'm just a supportive husband. Go get him, Tiger. Rawr. All right, so. What? I am. Because I care. All right, so. We'll head into the final stretch. You want to do anything for halftime? No. Don't forget to check out Miss Amanda's OnlyFans. Jesus Christ. Miss Amanda Casbah. Or you can go to her website, MissAmanda.net, and sign up for her OnlyFans or her loyal fans, where she goes live. When do you go live? What days do you go live? Mondays at 7 and Saturdays at 4. Yeah, but so. This last Saturday I failed. Totally forgot. It happened. But we did it on Sunday.
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Speaker2: I'm working on another one. We're going to have a wheel. A fortune? She's all going to be on Chatterbait. For so many tokens, you go spin the wheel and whatever it lands on us is what you'll do. For so many tokens. The wheel of vagina. The wheel of sex? Yeah, the wheel of sex. The Wheel of Sex. Yeah, The Wheel of Sex. Oh, we miss Amanda's Wheel of Fun. The Wheel of Action. Yeah. And also, while we're talking, don't forget to get your tickets for Crazy Vegas, which is coming up in 44 days, kids. Oh, boy. And we've got crazy winter nights coming up and another crazy summer nights also. So we've got lots of shit, and we like to not be lonely. Just saying. CrazyCasby.com. Get today okay so i just caught that wow what we don't want to be lonely we don't want to be lonely that's like that's like please buy something somewhere there by ourselves like wait a minute let's say it all right so the last question this question actually comes to us uh this comes to us out of san diego that would be California, IA. Another pet question. Here's the thing. So this couple attended a house party. They were invited to a house party. They were very excited to go to said house party. They went to the house party, and they were absolutely disgusted when they got there. and most people left within an hour, hour and a half of the house party with minimal. There were still some people that played, but they were so grossed out they couldn't play. Apparently, the hosts of the house party did have animals, did have pets. And besides the pets running free throughout the house excuse me with the party going on that's what kind of so the the animals are are they run amok apparently they had a couple dogs and a couple of cats so and and as they put the letter sound like some fucking bird somewhere but we didn't go to find out um they said the house smelled like urine there was it was there was fur everywhere which they're like we have dogs we understand fur but it was like we haven't cleaned fur you know like gross layers of fur it was dog blankets obviously on some of the like the couches and stuff like that so it was like chewed up slobbery kind of gross stuff on the couches like basically they hadn't done anything for the house party and the animals literally some people were trying to start to play like one of the dogs jumped on somebody so you know just just playing just they were the dogs were wound up because obviously there was food whatever and the dogs would just wound up with all the people and the cats were everywhere where they'd put, you know, their clothes, the dogs were wound up because obviously there was food, whatever. And the dogs would just wound up with all the people and the cats were everywhere where they'd put, you know, their clothes. The dogs were climbing and the animals were all over the clothes and they were just grossed out and they left. They were, they, after so long, they just couldn't take it anymore and they said we're leaving and the host got very upset with them and a couple other couples that left also. Saying that they were rude and they got a nasty email or message from the host couple the following day. Saying, you know, that they felt that they were being rude and disrespectful of their house and they were never going to be invited to anything again.
Speaker3: And they want to know if they were in the wrong repeat that last
Speaker2: part
Speaker1: the host couple sent them and apparently the other couples that left a nasty note that it was rude that they left I'm sorry, key point they said that they were leaving because of the situation, that's why they were leaving and that the host couple thought they were rude and that they would never be invited back to I'll see you next time. They said that they were leaving because of the Pat situation. That's why they were leaving. And that the host couple thought they were rude and that they would never be invited back to any more of their events. I doubt they're going to be upset by it. Totally upset. They're not upset about it, but this person knows a lot of people, apparently. And so they're just trying to figure out, were we in the wrong to leave or should we have done something different? No, you're not in the wrong to leave. If you're not comfortable, you leave. It doesn't matter who knows who. It not in the wrong leave if you're not comfortable you leave it doesn't matter who knows who it doesn't it doesn't matter why if you're not comfortable let's put this out there first and foremost it doesn't matter for what reason if you're not comfortable and that can be a simple thing of i changed we changed our mind and that we're not ready to do this if you're not comfortable it is never ever wrong to leave and to to politely say thank you but we need to go we've never had a house party no because of pets because of pets exactly it uh first girl put oh my no not in the wrong shannon in the environment it's not safe and clean sorry am leaving. Yeah. We have never even had, because there was a time when one of our kids had a boomerang home. And it wouldn't stop. Having a kid here, now they're an adult in a different part, would not stop us from bringing people over to have sex at our house. But our pets would. Out of. We've had a select few over here. we've had people we've had people over here that we are having a more than it's not like sport fucking or like saturday night and hey let's where we will go get a hotel room before it's people we've had over that we've been or they've been around our pets to begin with right otherwise that's the that's the reason we don't. Because we understand, again, any dog or cat or animal is going to get wound up when new people are there. And we understand. Cats, I don't really see as much of a problem except fur and. Friendly cats can get all over your shit. Yeah, you get cat urine on carpet. You're not going to be able to get it out. Well, cats will mark places. Cats yak on dogs do well i know but for the most part you can clean it up or mask it is what i'm saying right but the thing is is i mean what i'm saying is is if they bitched about the smell of pets sometimes cat urine you can't get out right right true but you know put if put, if you're going to have pets, or if you have pets and you're going to have a house party, for the love of fuck, put them away. Put litter boxes away, put their toys away. I understand that they have their comfy blankets and stuff, and they are members of the family. I don't want to sit on it. Well, but they also could have destroyed a couch and you had a layer over it, and it probably wasn't one that the dogs had been on, you know? True, true. I'm trying to somewhat defend, but not really. No, no, you're right. Okay, Mike, this probably happens all too often. Sometimes people become immune and do not realize, like lighting a match, and you cannot smell it after a bit. But someone coming in the room will immediately, that's true, had to bail on a similar situation in the past. Granted, it is the pet's home, but out of respect for the guests, they should be secure and safe for all pets and people. Larry, if the house looks like that, makes me wonder about their hygiene again totally understandable i like both those points i like the point of of the safety again for both the pet and the people i'm sorry it's you see people act stupid there's booze involved you know what the kid thinks funny get a dog drunk or feed people will feed a dog or cat table scrap no but listen to my point we'll feed a dog cat table scraps not understanding that there are certain types of food you can give a dog it'll kill them right okay so they don't need to be a part of it i shouldn't have to a dog begs you think you're being nice and you feed him a fucking part of your sandwich whatever you know me drunk and you know i'm gonna feed the dog i'm gonna share i'm probably gonna be fucking sitting on the floor with him it's just don't for their safety for everybody's if you've got viagra do you really want to have to take your dog into the vet because they ate a condom i mean seriously every time. Every time it farts. But just saying. Beth and I were just talking about that yesterday. She's like, you know, there's a condom on your floor. Well, it was wrapped. Right. I said, oh, yeah. It fell on the floor. She goes, well, you might pick it up before Jack gets a hold of it. And she goes, can you imagine I'm shitting that? No.
Speaker3: You won't need it, but that's beside the point.
Speaker1: If you're going to put on a house party, don't you want to put your best foot forward? The part of this whole thing that pisses me off more is the nasty email they got after the fact. Because this goes back to the original point which is you can leave a party anytime any for any reason if you're not comfortable and if someone has a problem that you're not comfortable and you're leaving fuck you that that's just the host couple was butt hurt because if everybody bailed within an hour right and it's like i mean it's just one of those things, but if you're, if you're going to, part of the reason, I don't want to have to have a questionnaire for people to come over to my house. Are you allergic to this? Are you allergic to that? Are you allergic to that? I mean, you need to have that out of common courtesy and respect. Usually people that have severe allergies will go, well, do you have pets because I'm allergic to dog hair? Well, they would, to us, they wouldn't know. If they were with the first couple, they were covered in dog hair anyway, so they'd already know, yep, you've got dogs. So, but, I mean, seriously, it's, plus, again, if you are afraid, there are people that are deathly afraid of animals. It doesn't have to be, it doesn't have to be big animals either, okay? Like like my brother is not a fan of horses because they're fucking massive. They're just huge. Well, I wasn't. Right, you weren't. You weren't. Like, ooh, come pet this horse. No, I'm good. Yeah, I mean, but there are people that have that Their jaw's big and it's strong. They have that same fear and animosity with, you know, with a fucking six-pound dog. And so you can't, you know, one, you need to, if you're going to have a house party, you need to let people know ahead of time we have pets. Two, you need to scare the fuckers. Three, clean up your fucking house before you have people over. I mean, really, that's kind of the whole crutch of the thing. It's like, you know, it's just... Yeah, so... Wait a minute, we got good accounts. Oh, my back. The host just did not get it. Yeah, they did not get it. If we have people over, we advise we have a dog and a cat, and we will do our best to clean up and secure them exactly and you know same with cats comes from a scratch when it's very little just do not trust them plus cats are sneaky yeah they are i'm a dog person so i'm just saying we've had yeah no yeah i mean yeah but that's just it you don't you don't need or want that that's that cat animals are like kids. When kids are at a party, what are you always trying to do with little kids when they're at a party? Trying to get them to go play. And where do the little kids always want to be? Right under your fucking feet, right where everybody else is. A dog, a cat, whatever. An animal is just a fuzzy version of a child right and the thing the thing is is they want to be where everybody else is if i'm a dog and i like to be petted do i want to be back in the back room in my kennel do i want to be around where people are going to rub and touch me i mean they're really just like what we are as swingers what do we want we want people to rub and touch us the dogs are the same fucking way it's just not acceptable i mean it's you know we
Speaker3: love animals but there's no way i want to feel a strange cold nose at the wrong moment in place yeah exactly it's well that's what the excuse that we gave when people go well can you host and we go nope because the last thing i want is a dog jumping on your ass we've had it happen in
Speaker1: our own house i've had that dog's nose up my ass before. I've lived that experience, and I love the animal, and I still was ready to fucking kill it. So, you know, I mean, yeah, no, I totally get it. It's just one of those things. Larry, first of all, house party, all pets should be put away no matter what. Second, guests need to know because there are allergies. My wife is allergic to long-haired cats. That's not true. She's not me, and I'm a cool, long-haired cat. Thank you very much. It's almost like a dad joke, but with sex.
Speaker2: Wow.
Speaker1: No, it's really... Here's the thing with pets all the way through. There's a coolness factor. It's something you love. It's a part of the family. Kick ass. You know what? We all have that weird uncle that's part of the family and we love him. It doesn't mean we want him around our swinger friends. It's the same concept. Don't let Uncle fucking, don't let Uncle Fido run amok. That's just fucking... That's fucked up. Yeah, that is. All right. Well, there you go. What a pet episode. Woo! That was awesome. Next week, we're talking about zoo animals. Plus, who wants to compete with a dog? Can you imagine that think about this if you're a dog just think this for a second going off the rails for just a brief moment if you're doing a doggy style and the dog's looking at you do you think it's judging you I don't know you've had it happen I felt like it was judging me i felt like he was going fuck you you're doing it wrong a cat's looking at you a cat's looking at you going get more arch in that shit come on stretch that shit out i don't want to be judged by an animal the last thing i want is a dog to hold up a fucking scorecard i would feel like shit if i only scored like a five that'd be horrible just saying make sure that thought stays in your mind forever you're welcome I'm just saying tonight the next time you fuck doggy style look over at your dog and go fuck you I'm doing the best I can anyways with that being said hey again thanks so much to our sponsors, MotorBunny.com, protecting your kitty with top quality toys. MotorBunny.com, check them out today. ASMLifestyleMagazine.com, make it a habit to read each and every monthly edition. Three million readers, can't be wrong. And finally, good smoking meats, barbecue treats. Should I spell it?
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