Krazy Truth about Swinging #298 Exxxotica In Chicago

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with the most cool, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and slightly forgetful, Miss Amanda. Slightly? Hey. And we're here to tantalate to late and go from there. This is Season 7, Episode 298. We're so fucking close to 300. I can taste it. Anywho, so, yeah, we're pretty excited, and we're ready. We're back.

We've been on the road. We're back. We're ready to talk. Have some fun. I hope you are, too. Quick shout-out to our sponsors, first and foremost. You know where you're going to see a lot of our sponsors at? Do you? Do you? Where? Crazy Winter Nights. Just saying. You should be there, too. Anywho, well, you'll be there.

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And don't forget, coming soon, we'll have our very own Casbah Special Blend that we'll get on their website or from us, and you'll want to get that. It's our special meat so every little bit every time you take a bite with casbah special blend be like putting my meat in your mouth anywho i said i check him out today now we're just talking because last night see here's a unique thing with how we do things and we're kind of punchy and tired we've been on the road we and we've been moving and shit going.

And so we were talking because all weekend long, luckily, being at a porn convention, we didn't fuck. We hardly touched each other. Right. Nothing sexual. I mean, we gave, like, complimented handshakes, pat on the backs, but no, not sexual. So we got home last night, and, of course, when you're at a sex convention for the entire weekend, you tend to be horny. You were. I was. You weren't, but you laid down and played nice. So it worked out. No, you were horny until you got off. And so I was just talking about before we went on the air.

I want you to stay away from this part since you don't remember the other part That how I tried to be adventurous And Like extra spicy And You shot me down And you have no Fucking clue at all what I'm talking about None I. None. I don't remember. Okay. Now, according to her last night, things were much more memorable. Let's put that out in play right now. Just saying. Did you come last night? Well, first of all, wait. Stop. Do you remember fucking? Yes. Did you come last night? Yes. Was it good sex? Yes. Okay.

Quality, top quality sex quality top quality sex good hard fucking felt good got off even squirted a little bit right right and and so this is like this like talking to a fucking somebody who's drunk walking through this and do you remember how it started because you were taking a shower and you were all clean and you were going to bed. Oh, I remember. Yeah. Remember that? Yeah. I remember now. Yeah. Yeah. And you even started out by saying, you know, I didn't put any medicine on it, but, you know, oh, is it going to work?

And you're like know foreplay like it i was like okay and so i did and you fought so you didn't want to squirt because you didn't want to make a pillow down or a pillow a bucket down and so uh and so you're like i don't know and so then we fought right and that was pretty good you came then remember right i remember now? I remember now. Yep, right, yep, nope, yep. But we're going to walk everybody else through the process because the irony of it is you seriously had no clue a few minutes ago. No. And so I, like, flipped you. It wasn't you going, hey, let's change this. I was like, flipped you.

I'm like, well, you know. Well, you didn't literally flip me, so let's do doggie. Look, I didn't treat you like a pancake or anything. I was like, hey. But kind of going, what are you doing? I'm like, flip over. And I'm like, oh, okay. Right? And because I do this oh so very fucking often. No, you don't at all. Well, I mean, you have like once or twice. Yeah. We've been together 32 years. So, right. So, this is how memorable this was. So, we've done whole shows on this and the fact that we don't do this. But you were fresh out of the shower. Uh-huh. Right? Remember that? Uh-huh.

And so, you're getting up on all four and wagging your little fucking butt. Right? And I thought you were like, wait, what are you doing? What are you doing? Wait, what are you doing? And what did I do? You licked my ass. I went to lick your asshole. No, you licked it. I did, because you were all clean, and you were fresh out of the shower. And so something, not, you know, trying to really spice it up, something totally different. And do you remember what you said to me? Yes. Tell the folks at home, listen, what you said to me for my attempt at getting things even, you know, like.

I said, don't. That's gross. You said, wait, wait, what are you doing? What? What? I'm like, well, like, ew, you're taking a chance. No, that's, don't do that. That's gross. Okay. That's not my thing.

At first, at me it kind of looked like I was trying to stick a firecracker up your ass because you were like, ooh, what, ooh the best part of it is that in less than 24 hours you can, when said it when i started talking about it you had no idea no i forgot at all i forgot that was memorable as hell i'm really excited to try other new things in the future just hypothetically saying so um was it the first time you've done it no but i was trying i was, well, you know Showering and trying to fucking make it Add it extra hot and special Yep You know, porn girl And doing something hot and extra special Whatever You didn't ask me to pee on you No, you didn't And a lot this weekend but you know you didn't jump around but you were kind of like when you're like you know what if you if you if if the dog runs by and you like swat him on the butt because his tail's up and pops him on the butthole and he's like kind of like tries to turn himself he's like ah that was kind of the response i got it was you twist that dog in the butthole very often.

I've swung him on the butt, but his tail's up. And so, yeah, I mean, I don't aim for it, except with the water bottle sometimes. Just make sure it gets his attention. But that's a totally different thing. But the thing is, it's funny because you kind of, that could be why your arm and back are today. You might have pulled something when you were contorting in pleasure or whatever that was.

Just saying yeah good because my arm hurts yeah well you know maybe if you just sat there and gave it a shot instead of fucking trending you almost kicked out it's almost like a wrestling movie he did a reverse frog on me i was almost gonna stop you all together until we flipped over yeah so that was that was good to find out afterwards like that was really great i thought i was gonna get sick awesome perfect sweet you know so i'm pretty excited for tonight can't wait ah yeah handshake and way to bed we'll go good night pleasant dreams Pat No, I'm just kidding Kinda But, you know That sounds a stick A stick We'll go.

Good night. Pleasant dreams. Pat. No, I'm just kidding. Kind of. But, you know, that sounds like a stick of your ass instead. When you're drunk, you like good dicking in the butthole. Yes. I thought sober and clean, something, but, you know, whatever. It's okay. It's all good. But you never know if it's actually really clean or not. I'm trusting after 31, 32 years 31, 32 years 31 32 years and knowing you that you actually when you shower you don't miss spots like your ass you're pretty diligent about no i know i cleaned it but you don't how clean.

There's always a chance there could be something. I don't know. I just trust you after all these years because I love you, and I didn't fear you'd actually poison me with something, you know. Up my ass? Up your ass. Well, I wasn't going up. It wasn't like I was going to go fishing. I wasn't going to go digging around in there to see what I could find. How deep can I go? I wasn't noodling in your butt. No, you weren't. Just trying to give you a little added little fucking. could find, how deep can I go? I wasn't noodling in your butthole. No, you weren't.

Just trying to give you a little, added a little fucking. And I should have been a dick and tried to kiss him before I went to bed, but I didn't. So I did think of that when I went back in my house, I had to do some shit. I was like, I should have been an asshole and gave her a kiss, but, you know, I haven't been an asshole. Yeah. It was too sad. So let's not talk about your butthole anymore. Let's talk about Exotica, shall we? We shall. Because we actually had a booth and I'm no longer finishing my day. Awesome. We had a booth. We've been to Exotica's. This was our third Exotica.

This is the first Exotica where we had our own booth. We were part of the pimpin' crew, right? Well, we were pimpin' products. We were pimpin' Crazy Winter. And it was where we were really kind of getting the first initial national release for Crazy Winter Nights. And obviously, we had Honeybee and her kind of coming out party in the adult world and you.

And we had cool retractablesables and then fucking we'd have ordered postcards that advertised for crazy winter nights yes some porch pirate decided that first time in five years right so i hope they enjoyed the postcards all thousand of them dickheads uh so we had to make photocopies and we cut them all before we left yeah so we had them all ready to go They didn't look that great But they didn't look bad Better than nothing We adjusted and we were good to go And look, Exotica I have to tell you, everybody listening If you've never been to an Exotica They have them every year In Chicago, in Miami In New Jersey Washington, D.C., you need to go to one because they're cool.

It's like you're entering this whole different world. You will probably see – I don't think there's anything you won't see at Exotica. There's not, like, sex going on on the floor or like that but in turn i mean you'll you'll see all parts of the lifestyle all parts of the world represented and and it's if you think you have no all parts of it you'll be blown away because you don't and there and there's all i mean they always have a dungeon and they have at you know there's vendors all over the place place. And it's really very fucking cool. But I highly recommend going to it.

It's a ton of fun to go to one, walk around, spend a day, meet your favorite porn stars, meet, you know. There's, yeah. Thank you for that deep commentary.

There's current current stars there's always legacy stars there so like I got to meet Jenna Jameson which was fucking cool and Christy Canyon Stormy Daniels was there I saw her once but they rushed her in and rushed her out and she was pretty secure and was cool because we had, we're friends with a lot of people that are, other people obviously that are in the adult world like we are, but also ones that are like legacy folks who have a shit ton of connections. So like when I get to meet Jenna Jameson, I got to fucking, you know, not just do the typical tourist, you need one picture and leave.

I actually actually got to talk with her you know we had to stand and talk with her and stuff like that so that that kind of shit was really fucking cool and you know and and there's a shit ton of current current and you'll see every type of product oh my god it's everything under the sun there lubeses, oils, beard care, you name it, it's there. That was a really annoying booth, wasn't it? Yeah, that was one that didn't stay the whole time. It was clothing, lollipops. One big stand was owned by a mom and dad and had their two sons and daughter and son-in-law. That was amazing.

It's fucking huge. A dungeon, you see all the cool like some of the vendors that we've had. The kinky shop Thank you. and son-in-law and that was amazing it's fucking huge a dungeon you see all the cool like some of the vendors that we've had uh the kinky shop.com was there and i mean i'm just you have different models playmates um we were in the swinger corner yep we're on the lifestyle side uh i mean you have strippers they have music thumping all over they've got contest going on, seminars going on.

So where our booth was this time, you couldn't see the main stage from our booth, but you could hear it, and it was fucking rocking. I mean, they have stripper contests, and this one was like fire spinning and shit. These girls are just going. It was insane. And you hear the crowd just going fucking nuts. And Chicago is big. The Chicago show is fucking huge. There's like 40,000 or 50,000 people going through there. It was massive. I took my gummies to make sure that I would not get sick and not get the crowd. You took a gummy, too, didn't you? You took a gummy, too, didn't you?

Why don't you tell about your gummies first? We made gummies as in, like, for immune support. Right. Let's talk about what kind of gummies did you take. Actually, we were right next to Deviate. These guys are friends of ours. We actually carry their stuff. We're going to be carrying their stuff on Full Swap Shop. They have all kinds of things. They have games. They have glory holes. They have, but their main thing that they sell at Exotic has gummies. Is gummies. And you, you took the wrong type of gummy. Nope, I just won't ever do it again. No, you took the wrong type of gummy. No, I didn't.

My body reacted stupid to what they gave me. That's what they, not what I, I thought there were two types that you took the. No, they said, do you want, what kind do you want? Do you want to be relaxed? I said, I want you to give me more. I don't care.

Let me talk to people so I'm not so shy right well you need stevia right yes what did it do to amanda what it did to amanda was cause her to have anxiety enough to where i freaked the fuck out when everybody left to go do their own thing when cole was meeting jenna jameson he was off with leanne beth was off doing a shoot and i'm just sitting there by myself freaking the fuck out i wanted to hide i wanted to and i'm just like oh my god and i was pissed yes she was i was pissed yes she was and cole's like what's the matter i'm like just leave me alone yeah yeah she she yep yep that was that was a fun that was absolutely so what we learned that was certainly enjoyable for all the rest of us we will never do that shit again here's what we learn you try these things in a non-conference setting before you try it the first time and we learned you share with your husband that you're starting to feel anxious and agitated yeah before before you actually have the instead of keeping that little bit of information to yourself and then until i did tell you I was agitated no you told me that when I came back after you fucking lost your mind on me because you were abandoned in the booth and I'm like what are you fucking talking about at which point in time I was I was by myself I was a baby and you're like I am agitated I'm gonna go for a walk and try to clear my head, and I'm like what in the flying fuck is going on so, for future reference if you're gonna do something like this for the first time and you start to have feelings like that tell the person you're with before they manifest into a praying mantis ripping the head off of their husband after they fuck so they can go, oh so when I say, I'm gonna go we're gonna go do this whatever i know to say hey we're gonna go do that a little bit or hey why don't you come along or hey whatever the case may be so we don't leave that situation at just random things that i learned out of the scenario needless to say but needless to say it had the opposite effect it sure did.

So that was interesting. But you still did really good once you fucking, you know. I was like, you should try another comment. She's like, no. And I think that was a wise decision. He's like, well, here, this one's, you know, fresher. I'm like, no.

We're good good uh yeah so that was him so see what the key with these things is you always learn stuff that's what's really that's what's really important it was cool having our own booth and you did get i mean even even when you're over here fucking in the fetal position which you never were i mean no i never actually hit i wanted to right right so what i did instead was make myself a drink if we didn't come back and i'd be like oh we wouldn't be able to find you you're like hiding under the table that'd been hilarious so i literally got a pop out drink top off poured some rum in it stirred it up a little bit started just down in it yep and there we go so uh no she wasn't shy she was just pissed off and comfortable I don't know if I would say I wasn't shy because anxiety kicked off.

No, you were just angry. No, I wanted to hide. Yeah, yeah. But I still did talk to people. But not before you made sure to pitch me about it a couple of times. That's literally an ant. Yeah, I know. They're biting me. That's what you're eating. So, the thing, yeah. So's all, but you powered through. So once you got through that, that was all good. And you did, you got to meet a lot of people. It did last a ton of time. No, it did. And you were having fun. You did legitimately had fun and taking pictures. And you and Beth both taking pictures.

Which, if you have pictures of Miss Amanda or Honeybee, go on their website, and you have Twitter, X. Go on their website, click the link, post it on Twitter, and share it. And tag whoever in it, because we like that. So we made that so you could do that for people. Okay, so back up a smidge. We left it like. Play. Seriously. We left at 10 o'clock-ish at night. Yes, on Thursday night. Yep, we left at 10 o'clock on Thursday night. That's right. Drove all the way through. Straight through, about eight hours. Got to the hotel at 7 o'clock in the morning. It's like, oh, fuck.

We're like, I don't think we're going to be able to check in and we weren't the room we had already pre-booked and uh pre-checked in it but they weren't gonna let us in that room till like one and we're like uh nope so we switched floors got a great room and got checked in nice and early so we could all lay down taking that before i had to set up and so because you're in chicago and we had to – it was nice. The setup was awesome because we were able to pull up onto the second floor of the convention center in the convention center and unload our shit. I'm right by the stage.

Yeah, it was awesome. And unload our stuff. It was awesome. So we get everything set up, and it was cool because it is the first time we had a booth. So it was – that's like a big deal.

It's just a different feeling when you're when you have that and that and that was that was really cool so uh you know we were able to get the stuff set up and and the show on friday uh it's ladies free and it goes from 5 p.m until 11 p.m and i'm telling you what it was during dinner why were you thumping oh it was busy as hell and And it really like at 8 o'clock It was like you couldn't I mean there was a shit ton of people And it just There's just such a unique vibe to Exotica Right I mean It's so cool And the neat thing is She was there That's right uh because we saw we saw people we knew mm-hmm so like she was there leo yeah oh my god sorry still tired uh yeah we got to well right by our section we had our own dj yeah we did we had our own dj and there were strippers right there and there were times when a couple of strippers were putting on a big show, and it just was jammed.

Oh, yeah. It was super cool. And here's the thing. Everybody there, there's a shit ton of people that are not swingers. They're not adults. There's people that are just curious. There's curious. Then you have the cosplayers there. You have all kinds of stuff. It's just a badass vibe. It really is. Now, you're tired. If you have a booth and you're working at 11 o'clock gets here, you're fucking like wow. And that's when the after-hour parties start.

And disappointingly enough, because we were so exhausted from driving in all night or whatever, we didn't go to any of the after-hour parties, because those will go until 2, 3 in the morning. And actually, a lot of the content creators are shooting, either during the show they're going to make content, or after the show, or whatever. And the parties, we have a big group that we hang out with, call them the family.

And most of the family, a lot of the family didn't do anything anything Friday night Because there was so much people Trying to go shoot And just it was whatever And I'll tell you Saturday gets there damn early And even though the show didn't start until 1 on Saturday It's still like You're still up early You're up and you're moving And you realize how fucking out of shape you are And whatever But it's still Day 2 it's so exciting because it's you're you're up and you're moving and you realize how fucking out of shape you are and whatever and but it's still day two it's so exciting because it's all new people walking through there and it's a huge crowd again walking through there you know you're just sitting going holy shit and and uh and i mean again saturday night by 10 o'clock you're ready for 10 o'clock to get there.

We're like, wow, is it time to leave yet? Yeah, I mean, it was whatever. We were all super worn out. But it was fun. And you're talking to these people, and it's so much fun to watch these people, guys and girls, come up. And they're so enamored, a lot of them. I mean, a lot of them, you know, when they see somebody they like or see their favorite stars or see somebody, they get so enamored. The one guy was just like, she was looking, looked at your attraction Looked at your big banner. Because you were kind of behind. You were kind of standing to the side. I saw her do a double take at it.

And she looked over at me. And I'm like, come here. Yeah, she said, no. Like, come here. And when you ask her if she wanted her picture taken, and she's like, really? And it's like, yeah, yeah. Because some of the girls charge for their pictures and stuff, which I get it. Like, no, let's just take a picture. And she was giddy. We should have taken a picture. We took a picture of her phone. I should have taken one with my phone, too. Because, I mean, she had the biggest fucking grin in the world. And that is so fucking cool. And you saw that. You saw that. Honeybee had that.

Beth had that you had that we had that with our with our banner banner alone got attention because we had the big flip off finger in the middle because we're proud of that and i said when i said you watch this is going to create a stir and we had somebody that said one of them told me you got to go see the flip-off finger band, the big flip-off on the wall. So it was being talked about. I think we took nine or ten people who wanted their picture, asked if they could get their picture taken next to our logo. One girl you went to go get.

One girl I went to chase because this girl was hot, and I'm going to put her picture on. You might have already because her bra had flip-off fingers on her.

Yeah,'t think i did but i like looking at it she was hot as fuck but she was walking by yeah she had she had flip off fingers on her on her swimsuit top and i i'm so here i'm chasing this couple down i'm like i get a hold of the guy i'm like hey and he turns out yeah i'm like would it be all right would you guys be okay if you'd come back and she could take a picture by her logo he's like what i said our logo i'll point over he's like oh that'd be so fucking cool and so the best part was she comes over and so she peeled she had a jacket on also fucking peels her jacket off so just her standing in her bra and stuff and she goes over there gets position and without a turn she turns she totally did a chasm style you go okay you're ready and she just went yeah both fingers up tongue out it's like fuck yeah you're doing a chasm style that was fucking awesome uh so that was so cool and and people had fun with it but there's really something cool when you're there's a shit ton of vendors there and when your booth is generating a buzz that people like oh hey we heard about this we got to go check this out that's fucking awesome that's that that in and of itself makes it worthwhile and it's worked it makes the part of where we're going to be going to miami with it and whatever and just super exciting so that's gonna be gonna be fun and we met a lot of people because we were promoting Crazy Winter Nights on the national level.

And we met a bunch of people that were from Kansas City that are like, fuck yeah, we're excited. And a lot of people, for people in Chicago, it's not that far of a trip for a national party. So we really got the word out. We got the word out with our vendors and just it really yeah, there's a definite buzz and it will be exciting to see how that carries over into Miami and New Jersey. But I, you know, I mean, New Jersey will be different because I'll be in my Santa suit. Right.

my dick out uh but well maybe why do you why do you roll your eyes i didn't roll eyes i just looked at the camera i can i wasn't rolling eyes i'm working on the eye rolls i can put a piece of tape on my dick i could actually officially go down and nothing more than my santa hat i okay so if i really had guts and i'm just now sitting there thinking about this oh boy what i should do because none of the families listen to this so i can say this now what i should do is i should do the santa uh that thong thingy yeah right so do up you know my beard my hair and Thank you.

is I should do the Santa, that thong thingy. Yeah. Right? So do my beard and my hair and have the hat and do the Santa thong with my Santa coat so my Santa coat's open because that'll be hot as fuck. That's what I should do. Because, well, because I'm going to, the reason we're doing a Santa shoot is to shoot content, for me to get to shoot content. You're the only one that can make money with their fucking, shaking their money maker. I was going to say with my what. Yeah, but I mean, you know, that's what I should do. Boy, I wonder if I got that kind of courage.

I would score some fucking points for sure with that. You didn't see guys, like, half naked, except the stripper boots. Yeah, but they're not fucking walking around in a Santa bundle up the whole time. A Santa, that will kill me. I will die. I don't know. It will generate a buzz. That's what my retractable needs to be. It'll generate a buzz. It could. Huh. Because we want to fuck a fast, Anna. Just saying. That's me. I'm your guy. So, yeah, I think that's maybe what we'll do. I'm going to need an edible. Hopefully not one of the irritated ones. Just saying.

The next, David Eswin is the next one. The next Exotica is July. July. It's right in between. It's right after, four days after her class reunion and a week and a half before our crazy vegas nights that's kind of our long stretch just saying yeah so that'll be pretty cool so uh class reun's in June. You said July. Yes. What I said was. It's June. Yes. It's the week after your class reunion in June, and it's five days before, a week and a half before our crazy Vegas nights in July. Look on the calendar. We'll come back on the 3rd, and we'll be back on the road on the following Monday.

Just saying. Yeah. I'll lay out. Jesus was there. In fact, Jesus started following you. We got pictures with Jesus. So Jesus started following me on Instagram. I didn't even give out my Instagram, how he found me. I don't really know. It will generate a, but you might've written it down and given it to him on.

Oh, I on oh i could have yeah because we're trying to we're getting people to follow and post pictures and stuff so yeah uh but i don't know i'm thinking yes there was a night there there was one the night was collected in the stickers are you gonna make it through the show off okay oh you're not gonna take just a second shut up. A week and a half. What's telling me to shut up? It hurts my feelings. Wow. I'm going to tell you to shut up. Okay. So, we were walking around the booth. Some of us together, some individually. It's whatever.

It's when Lene was walking with me okay just check it well there was time i went with leanne there's time i went a couple times i went with beth and one time i went with you yeah so we're all over the place so one booth when leanne was with me we ran into a playmate and she was talking to somebody and she goes yeah but i'm from nebraska and i'm like wait a minute what yeah well she lives in omaha i'm like oh okay i was like well if you ever want to do anything let me know and then right right across me she goes you need to go talk to the girl across there the long blonde she's from bennington i said no shit yeah there was a brass corner yes there was they're saying uh alex i understand there were some big cheerleaders there yes there were the cheerleaders yep they're big yep and yes but john wick was there um okay no we have to tell it because best sitting there and she goes oh my god i have to go get a picture no no no no back up we're gonna no.

Back up. We're going to tell the whole fucking story. Okay, tell the whole story. The whole story was right before then, we had a gentleman came into the booth, and he was a crossdresser. Oh, the creeper guy. But he... Okay, pause. What he was wearing was old lady. And what I mean by old lady, it would be something that my grandmother probably wore. And I think that maybe that was the look he was going for. Yes, that could have been. Because it was this flower dress with a brown sweater. It was a blue flower dress with a brown sweater and the loafery shoes and a curly hair wig.

I think it was more blonde. There was gray in it. And, of course, he had makeup on. But that wasn't the thing. He gets close to you. And you know when your grandmother had these dresses stored in her basement in a trunk, and when you pull it out. It doesn't mothballs it smells like the gross mold that is what it smelled like it was a very grandma-y it was like oh I mean the whiff and he was enamored with Beth immediately he went he went right for Beth and he respectful. We want to put it out there right now. Nice enough guy. Totally respectful. Gave off a unique vibe. A unique vibe.

But was just, and he sounded, and my first thought was, he sounded like a parrot to me because he kept repeating over, we're pretty girls, and he kept repeating that. Whatever.

According to Beth, he kept repeating over we're pretty girls and kept repeating that whatever according to beth he gave off a serial killer it was kind of one of it was kind of one of those things now mind you too this is like towards the very end of the night on friday night so we're also tired friday because it was uh no it was it was saturday no it was friday it was friday because after that was our next little experience with our little buddy that that i got to help remove so it was just like okay news day and and he got it he got his picture or was that okay it was saturday he got his picture awesome and and whatever but he was just he wanted a picture with beth it was a unique unique character all the way through and and we were laughing i was like okay rock on and then but beth was really disturbed by it she's like i'm gonna have nightmares about this guy two seconds later not the guy has been going like less than a minute this dude comes walking up and And I said to Beth, I'm like, wow, look over there.

The dude. has been going like less than a minute this dude comes walking up and and i i said to beth i'm like wow look over there the dude looked like cano reeves looked like john wick identical identical poor beth because i gave her so much shit about this she's like i really want a picture with him I'm like, go ask him. She's like, go ask him.

And she's like i really want a picture with him like go ask him she's like i said go ask him and she's like i'm going to ask him and she went over and she you got the picture right but i think i've got the picture yeah she did she's posted but she took and pulled all the creeper moves that had just happened to her and we were laughing about it she was laughing and now i'm the creeper and she wasn't but it was so funny she wasn't the creeper she was awkward she was the dude look she was fanboy she was yeah she's over and alex is right now she's over here giggling and uh she just she fangirled and and big time just like can i get a picture with you and it's just like yeah it was really funny so you know it's one of those things everybody's a switch at exotica that's how that that's how that works and it but it was again it was so much it was so much fun so one of the things on on amanda's son she has a big uh tape major yeah right and so leanne who's a friend of ours a ruler a ruler and a friend of, she is from She is the host of Hustler to Housewives And she knows everybody And she has zero fear to say anything No And she shared our booth with us, she had stuff in there And when people would come up, she would grab that yardstick With every guy They were reading your sign She grabbed it and put it up to their crotch Let let's measure and put it right up to their dick.

And just, it was just, when you got the music thumping and everybody was having fun, I mean, except for your slight fucking when you were abandoned. Other than that, everybody is having such a good time. And it was so cool. I actually ran into, we ran into a couple other people from our page. And a shout out to their little girl because they listen. So, hello. So, who just turned one recently? I'm supposed to put that part in. Kind of remember. We ran into some people from other events that we've done and talked to.

So, it's really cool to see all see all these people and and whatever and so and of course then when we saw leah who was there with family who who it's like okay that's the ultimate that was the ultimate family trip right there that was that was cool they were having a blast they left with a lot of shopping bags they they i don't i didn't i didn't ask to see what all my what what all got bought but you know they were both one had a VIP section Where they had booze at the show floor Just saying So that's a win and a half Over there too But no it was just fucking It was fun and whatever So then Sunday rolls around finally.

Well, no. Oh, sorry. You forgot the end of Saturday night. There's lots of partying going on. It is what it is. The whole booze part. No, he was Friday night. That guy was Friday night. That guy was Friday night.

At the end of Friday night, this guy comes up, and it was like five minutes before it's time to close and mind you there are people walking on smoking blunts right in the i mean not that scary it's like whatever so and he stops at the the booth and i'm sitting on the chairs at the back of the booth and beth and amanda up front and and he was he was fucked up he was train wrecked he was train wrecked fucked up he's like are you making major life changes and i remember thinking oh because you knew right then it was just fucking twisted and he wouldn't he kept bending over spitting as he was talking and getting closer and closer you stood up and i kind of touched your hand and so yeah so we all shifted position i'm standing there going he's like you're a protector pretty much dude have a great night move along finally got imparted on his way great five minutes later he brings his wife by he brings his wife by can brings her back and and just wanted to hug on me and tell me what we were we became lifelong friends and his his okay this guy was was muscular this guy was ripped and he but he was short and he grabbed a hold of cole's arms and he goes oh what do you do i'm just like i'm like no i'm just old he's showing me pictures of his garage it's all weight room and his wife it's like is he being a fool i'm like he's all right he was just really you know but he'd wanted to come back he just because he left with an empty feeling he didn't want me to have that empty feeling just wanted to make sure we were all good so we bro hugged for the next five minutes so it's time to get the fuck out of there but it's just even the thing is was you know most of the time you get 50 000 people in one spot and there's shit like that something like that has the makings of disaster this didn't i mean it just it didn't that's why you get you have to go experience this shit it was a ton of fun so finally sunday got here and i'm telling you what by sunday you're like it's fucking exhausting you're tired but it's the home stretch there's that added burst of energy and sunday is way more laid back because obviously there's not as there supposedly there's not as much people that go through on Sunday.

Right. Shorter hours, one to six. But my gosh, there was a lot of dogs. A lot of people, it's like, bring your pet day or some shit. And, you know, all the performers, everybody is more, well, they're tired. They're late. You know, so there's just a laid back feel to it. And that actually went pretty quick. You know, those five hours, as tired as you are, actually went pretty quick.

I think part of it is you know you're dreading you know you got to tear your boot down she's like fuck but but i mean it was just it was fun uh and and then it's kind of amazing how fast i go it's over i mean it's not over totally but i mean you you know like we go out and do a family dinner then you know with, with our group and stuff, which was a lot of fun and insanity and shit that happens in that. That's a totally different podcast. I need written consent before I can release information on that. But it was, it's just, you sit there, and it's just amazing.

And it's, what, eight hours home? Nine hours home? Something like that?

Eight and a half hours the cool thing is is you have shit to talk about for eight hours all the way home you have so much the additional 20 minutes in a traffic jam 20 in chicago and then rerouted completely off your track somewhere outside of iowa yeah it's just like you've got to be kidding me but you have and what what was refreshing too is where this was was beth's first one right so you know it was our third one so we're by no stretch like experts are like you know so we're still it's kind of when you first start swinging you see people fucking around you're like what the fuck you have that but by the end of it you're kind of immune to it a little bit right so but we're still in that new stage and it's but it's cool talking you know listening about the things she had experienced and got to see and what she'd been a part of and her feelings and just and it was new having the booth so we had so much shit you know what you do we'll do, what we'll do different for Miami, what we'll do different for New Jersey.

You know, you just, and you kind of plan it out in your brain, and it's just like, it's a lot like the first time you swing. It really is, because there's all this shit, and it's almost, you're tired, just like usually that's the first time, you're tired.

You've been on this adrenaline high i i mean i don't think we've ate like real meals the whole time there type thing family dinner the rest of time breakfast because we went to the breakfast but it's just like you know it's just it's kind of overwhelming but it's so much fun it's such it's such a there's just nothing else like it it's like i i would almost credit to take being in new orleans you know but almost dirtier so in terms of like perverted more to what i mean i mean seriously you're gonna see every you're gonna see you know all of a sudden there's one people had a stroller and this little fucking poofy dog all of a sudden started barking.

They were carrying the dog around in a stroller. Oh, but there was one stroller, and we're like, is that a kid? Yeah. And I'm not sold it wasn't. Yeah. I mean, it was just, there was, Beth was super excited. She had to see her first gimp live in person.

So, I mean, we saw, in had like a wheel up like you think of like you know strap somebody will like a torture wheel and spinning and seeing the person on it being spinning shortly after we saw the ambulance throwing knives yeah i mean but you yeah in the ambulance paramedics showed up they came in with a stretcher but they didn't leave with anybody on it. But then not that long after that, they were up with a wheelchair. So I don't. There was a whole section that had, again, adult legacy stars. I mean, from the 80s and 90s.

And they're signing stuff and pictures from their glory days and whatever. And it's really cool when you're friends with a couple of them because they have insight to, you get to meet them differently than, you know, when Leanne was taking me around, you know, like Christy Canyon. And so, again, I'm sitting there having a conversation with her because we're going to talk about stuff at the radio station.

So, I mean, it's a totally different world, and it's really fucking cool, and it's fun, and you get to see, I mean, every type of porn, not every type, but pretty much, every type of porn is represented. So you're seeing the BBWs. You're seeing the big booty girls. You're seeing, you know. Midgets. You're seeing midgets. You're seeing. There was a whole pile of midgets. And let me just say. They didn't all pile up at one time. You know what I'm saying. No. You didn't see them all at the same time in the same area.

But let me tell you, when you're walking around with someone that's terrified of them. It's really funny. Youved in front of them yeah i mean you you i'm like what's the matter with that i don't know they just i just can't thing and it's like i'm like okay you didn't see any clowns yes there was was there was a girl she had on like a like a short skirt with um suspenders and then because beth said wait till she turns around it's clown. And she turned around and her face was done up like a clown. Oh, fuck. I didn't see that. I missed that, dammit. And we were right across from the Exotica sign.

And that was fun to watch everybody go and take pictures in front of it. Okay, so that was one of the coolest parts about our placement. Because do people watch?

You love but everyone was going to get that's the tourist stops you get to see everything and like some of the big groups would come over and get around the sun and take pictures and shit it was just it was so much it was fun and seriously if you if you've seen it on Pornhub you'll see it there and some of the studios are there so like Tadpole was and he always has gang he has the world record for uh largest uh gang bang i believe and you know he's he's got a booth there and and some of the girls are in that there's like four producers i saw yeah i mean they're they're four or five i can't remember all of their names yeah i mean it's it's just it's just it's cool there's a pickle vendor yes there is a pickle vendor they were in new jersey they weren't in miami no no but they were in new jersey they were in new jersey it was just it was a laid-back fun show and they didn't have any candy or popcorn no they had new jersey they didn't that just dawned on me you start looking You walk around, there's jewelry, there's toys, there's the Upside Down Creations.

They were at KWM three years? No, they've been the last two years.

We saw them in New Jersey and then they were here they're amazing um then we i'm like what other booths did we see which that's one of the coolest things is is when you run into people that are vending there that have been to your event yeah and you're and you're talking to them about how they're coming to your event again yeah that was the lingerie in and clothing well because the plans they're coming back to to ours and and you know again it's just you know and a lifestyle game or game lifestyle whatever game of lifestyle and again also alicia came out with us who and she was she was uh working our vendors for us talking to vendors so she was running all over so she She helped in the booth and went and did work vendors for us.

Only fans didn't have a booth out there, but Chatterbait had a big booth. Like we're talking a whole big giant section with all their cam girls around it and guys. Right. And then Loyal fans, they're the ones that pay the older entertainment. Loyal fans the loyal fans who brought Jenna Jameson in. And Stormy Daniels. And Stormy Daniels, yeah. Here's the other coolest thing. There are things that we saw out here that as we were talking about on the way through, we're going to implement into our own event as soon as this year.

It's coming up as quickly as it's coming KWN So it's It's badass It was just a lot of fun And so now we're back, we're alive Today-ish I've done some sleeping And well My shoulders hurt Don't know why My back is killing me from standing and heels. I work today, but then that's the way I am. I'm just that guy. I've been promoting. I've been promoting. I've been getting promotional terry out for my two girls. We unpacked everything last night, or majority of everything, and today I tackled the clothes and trying to put all that crap away.

Yeah, it's been but to get ready for the next trip but that's the thing so it yeah so it needs to be on your bucket list that's one that needs to be on your bucket list so real quick because it's about time to wrap stuff up uh and and a lot of people may listen to this show nothing to do with swinging it actually does because if you want to talk about something fun to do we met a couple we asked them if they were there was two girls it was it was two couples and the girls had this exact same dress on and i went up to him and i said are y'all swingers and they laughed because they showed one girl's earrings are upside down pineapples well it was covered by her hair i couldn't see it they go actually in go, actually, in fact, we're very new.

We're just starting off. And so it's this couple, and we came out here as a date. And that's the thing. If you want to do a swinger activity, something different than going to the bar, something different than typical whatever, and maybe there's not an exotic, but maybe there's something like it.

And check in neighbor in your neck of the woods some sort of event what a fun safe place to be i mean because you're gonna walk around if you walked around with another couple you really didn't know you're just gonna know each other you can walk around whatever the hill you want to wear except you have to have your nipples covered well but you you there's a lot of things to laugh and have fun with and you're gonna see and it would be a great time and what a great idea for something to do that's totally different you know and and even as just a couple couple it if you want look in your area there's all the time there's kind of this kind of stuff It may not always be as, you know, there's Exotica billboards all over Chicago, just like there will be in Miami and New Jersey.

But it's not just that. There's little ones like that. And go see these things. You're going to see stuff maybe you hadn't thought of or you hadn't, or you were wondering about or curious or meet people. Go experience this kind of stuff because it's fun. It's something totally different, something new. I don't know.

or you are wondering about or curious or meet people go experience this kind of stuff because it's fun it's something totally different something new it's a lot of work but we already got our booths bought for the next two the next two shows so that's that's you know that's how much of a of a great time it really is and and so make it make it a priority at some point in time if you want to go something go to one of the exoticists or something like that doesn't have to necessarily be exotic but something like it so that's a blast to actually do that and so real quick though before we go also and speaking of vendor fairs and everything else crazy winter, I'm going to keep pushing it because holy shit, now that watching the response from people as far away, there are people on this show from Cincinnati, there are people on the show from East Coast, West Coast, and listening to their response about Crazy Winter Nights because we had more than one person come and go, oh, we've heard about Crazy Winter Nights, so that's yours's yours the national buzz is there we've always had national people there but the buzz is out there don't miss this opportunity kansas city is going to be fun the host hotel is going to fill it's filling it's filling quickly as we speak uh and the spillover hotels are going to be cool but it's not the same as staying at the main hotel so you want to you want to get that your tickets and get on there uh and we we did we had a business meeting on the way there it's on the way there so the theme for for the theme for friday night of course saturday is a black tie optional gala event and friday night the theme for friday night for crazy winter nights is the black and white party so there you go but make sure you go to crazykazbah.com and get your tickets for crazy winter nights or any of our events that are coming up we certainly love to have you I think it's time to end the show before I have to carry her out so with all that being said, I hope you enjoyed the show we certainly did, another shout out to our sponsors I don't know.

I don the show before I have to carry her out. So, with all that being said, I hope you enjoyed the show. We certainly did. Another shout-out to our sponsors, MotorBunny.com, SmokingMeatsBBQTreats.com, and ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Don't forget to go to ASN Magazine. No. ASNLifestyleMagazineAwards.com. Vote. You vote for Crazy Winter Nights, for Best Expo, Convention, Trade Show, as well as Adult Takeover, for Fun Podcasts. Don't vote for ours. Vote for the Fun Pineapples, for New Business. We're not listed. Yeah, we're not listed.

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