Krazy Truth about Swinging #294 on the road

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Speaker1: I don't even fucking swerve it and shit, you know. Yeah, no swerving. You know, you may have to watch your phone for questions. Oh shit. There we go. Most likely. Hey, you crazy fuckers. If anybody's not here yet or knows where a hunter can see us or anything else. Of course, I can watch that for questions. That's dumb. Mike, that's stupid. I'm watching the Cobb. That's my job. The fucking Cobb. Oh, there are some people on there. There's actually a heart already coming up. Need to look at us go. So we decided we needed to do a podcast. We didn't do one last week because we were fucking pathetic and lame. And so you didn't get there. We weren't pathetic and lame. We were sick. Well, there was that, too. You need to get in there a little bit more. And you need to get in there. But there's a cop behind him. There is a cop. What Delaney is going through is this cop. Because we're playing the Let's Go to the Speed Limit game. And this motherfucker needs to turn off somewhere. Who on the road? We're on the road. Who's on the road? We're on the road.
Speaker2: We're on the road. We are
Speaker1: somewhere. We are on our way back. We're in Missouri now.
Speaker2: We just went through Springfield and got dinner
Speaker1: at Schlageby. Yeah, and keep making time. Okay, so let's go and officially start the show. Alright, you know, we start the show now?
Speaker2: I guess. It's your show.
Speaker1: Yeah, no shit. He's twice the cop. He's twice the cop. What are you doing? Okay, so. Oh, No,. Splice the cop. Splice the cop. What are you doing? Okay, so. Oh, no shit. Okay, hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swingings. I'm the host with the most, and I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely and two chicken shit to flash the camera because the cop behind us is Miss Amanda. That is not what I said. I know, but just say hey. Hey. I'm just saying hey. Believe it or not, this is Season 7, Episode 294. If we don't keep taking weeks off, we'll actually get to 300 in no time. But we're here. We're here. We're tentilating, tentilating. Obviously, we're recording this on the road, in the car, on the way home. And cool stuff together. Exactly. The 65 miles I'm driving is fucking insane because as soon as we get on this road, they're on for 123 miles. Missouri State Patrol got on at the same time, and they are right directly behind me. So this is is awesome so we're all doing 65 like good we're right outside of boulevard well okay well there you go that's where we're at so uh so those of you didn't know we did an emergency uh trip to mississippi so we will have driven a little over 2 000 miles in the last what 72 hours yeah i feel like we've walked that much too absolutely. So, Amanda's dad is an older gentleman, 87 years old, almost 87, and he fell and broke his hip and had surgery, and the people that are down there, in terms of her brother, who's a fucking idiot, so we need to go down and try to help sort out whatever the fuck is going on with this chaos. Which we're nowhere close to sort it out. But. What's funny is I'm the youngest of four kids. Four. Four. A baby. Yeah, a baby. But everybody sees me as the, oh shit, we're going to get in trouble by mom. Because she's a lot like her mother. Apparently I'm a bitch. She's a lot like her mother. I didn't say a bad thing. bad thing your mother loved me your mother fucking loved me i'm sure your mother looks down and she'll throw that i got you into porn and all that she was supposed to meet up with an ex-boyfriend fiance who didn't that didn't have happened we didn't have drinks with him no he went for two yeah yeah he? Well, actually, no, I don't. I wanted to, but I didn't want to deal with him, so it worked out. Right. But in June. Well, I have a feeling we're going to be going down before June, because June's the next time we go down for a class reunion. I have a feeling we're going to be going down before June. So, need to say, we stayed in the time of the first two nights. We stayed in a nice hotel, which we're going to spend the money on for June. No, okay, so we go down there, and on the way, we're looking at hotels. I'm like, oh, my God, everything is sold out. What the hell? Because her dad continuously balls and hurts himself on holiday weekends. He's done this. Yeah, there's, like, some monster truck thing and some volleyball tournament. Now, pause, so, you know, we're talking about Gulfport, Mississippi. So, a monster truck thing is a bigger deal. It's kind of like a Super Bowl tour activity. Yes. This is a big fucking deal. Plus, it's also on the Gulf of Mexico, so it's almost resort-esque. With mullets. Yes. So it was, but we got a room, the toilet didn't flush. The toilet didn't flush, and next to it, they had a plunger, and it still didn't flush. It was awesome. We had to have a chance to come show us how to direct the door to get it to work. Oh, it was so funny. It was cool. There was a nice gap. I could watch the sun come up. There was a huge gap in the door, which you say, we're all fine. We survived. Anyway, we survived and got a nice hotel for last night. Right. So, of course, but we didn't put stuff out so that we could maybe see where we could hook up until too late. We wouldn't have brought anybody back to the dive room. That'd been like, hey, we're not sketchy at all, but we may arrive after we snort fucking crack out of your butthole. So, yeah, it was pretty diving. But, you know, I live in what it is. So, but we're back. We're on there. So now we're headed home. We're hauling we're coming home, because we've got shit to do. It's almost No Touch Wednesday. Why do you call it? That's not what it's called. I don't know, I call it whatever name I want. Look at your eyes pop. I know. Now here's the deal, because one of the two of us understands marketing. We'll let you decide who that would be. We're in a place called Shaggy's for lunch yesterday. So it's right across the street from the beach. It was gorgeous yesterday. It's technically awesome. It was 70 degrees, whatever, gorgeous. We're sitting outside. The bartender is 37. I'm not a bad-looking guy, right? Makes a point to come all the way from the other side of the bar to come up and go hey i just have to tell you your eyes are popping and i'm like and instantly cold going well here's something else is probably popping and he's looking at you so here's the deal why don't we fucking we didn't have any calendars in the car why because we took a power to make room for all of our shit which is stupid because normally we always have calendars in the car so but i did i go i wish, I wish we had one of your cards. I said, I've got a card in my purse. I'm like, okay, give him one of your cards, tell him what you do, and then let him know that, hey, look, if you go on there, send us an email, what day you want, we'll autograph and send you a calendar.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: I can't do that.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: I can't do that.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker2: Girl, you fuck for money. You know what? Do it. So I got a card from Miss Amanda because she still didn't, and the guy wanted to come back for drinks. We got to have free drinks. You got rail, and we got free drinks. But needless to say, so, but luckily, we went on a marking spree. Miss Amanda and I, I got the card out of her purse. She did hand me the card. No, I handed it to you.
Speaker1: She did hand me the card. I didn't have to wrestle her for her purse. It was going to look stupid. But we did get the card.
Speaker3: So, yeah.
Speaker1: So, there you go. So, I'm like, this is how you get known. And I'm telling you, I keep telling you this. I'm trying to get flash shit all over the place. You won't do it. Because what, tell why. Why, what is your fear of doing like a naked picture on the beach? A ticket. A ticket. Her fear is a fucking ticket. I'm like, honey, a ticket, that's the best, that's the greatest marketing in the world for you if you get a ticket. Now, the hotel that we had last night had a balcony. Facing the goal. Facing the goal, yeah. We did it on purpose. And there are some hot pictures on Facebook. There are some hot pictures you need to follow on our own videos and Twitter to see the hot pictures. Oh, shit. You know what? This episode has brought you a quick shout-out to our sponsors, ASNLivestownMagazine.com uh three million readers can't be wrong make sure you read each and every episode when it comes out each month don't forget we're still needing your votes on the asn lifestyle magazine awards for best uh is that costume behind you because he just sped it up that let's go yeah woo it's, woo, woo. Anyways, so make sure you vote for us every day this month for Best Trade Show Convention Expo and Adult Takeover Crazy Winter Night. Let's bring the trophy back home where it belongs, which is to us. Also, Smokin' Meats BBQ Treats, S-M-O-K-I-N-M-E-A-T-S-B-B-Q-T-R-E-A-T-S-B-E-A-T-S-B-B-Q-T-R-E-A-T-S-B-E-K-I-N-M-E-A-T-S-B-B-Q-T-R-E-A-T-S.com. I was thinking about that. Oh, look at you go. Yeah. Don't forget, coming out soon, it's going to be the special Casbah Blend, special rub. You'll want to make sure you get that. But you can go on that website that I just spewed out to you and use Kazma 15 and get all the flavors for a 15% discount. And finally, make the cooter in your life happy. Give it what it wants. A top-quality sex toy.
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Speaker2: Good night.
Speaker1: Good night.
Speaker2: Good night. Good night.
Speaker1: Good night.
Speaker2: Good night.
Speaker1: Good night.
Speaker4: Good night.
Speaker1: Good night.
Speaker2: Good night. Good night.
Speaker1: Good night.
Speaker3: Good night. Good follow the appropriate night, I'm sure. Well, would you go with me on a Wednesday? To where? Don't swerve. To Kansas City. To Kansas City. What do you mean where? I could reschedule. Anywho, so yeah, so hopefully we'll have to, if that's too loud, somebody tell us. So hopefully we'll have a lovely day.
Speaker4: Why don't you turn the air on?
Speaker2: You want the air on?
Speaker1: Yeah, I mean, because I'm hot. So, but anyway, so that's going to be air-nicking. So hopefully that'll be very good.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: Nobody even cares. Nobody even cares.
Speaker2: You were talking about Crazy Winter Night.
Speaker1: I was talking about it. Oh, yeah. Because, well, yeah, because I was trying to find out whether or not I had a partner in crime and check into the telephone or not.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker1: So, yeah. Because we're going to, we hope to have it until we get down to our season dates on KWF for
Speaker3: next year.
Speaker1: So, it's very fucking exciting, Chad.
Speaker3: Okay. So.
Speaker2: It is.
Speaker3: It's exciting.
Speaker1: Are you sure?
Speaker3: Uh-huh.
Speaker2: You're such a fucking liar. So, okay. So, on Friday, last book, no, yeah, it was just Friday. You were told that some people are going to have a drinking game, but I don't think they can do it today because you're not going to really see you playing with your hair. No, no. Apparently, what he does is, oh, my hair's frizzy from Mississippi, sorry. So when he does this, they were going to take a shot. I did not.
Speaker1: Just saying.
Speaker2: So, you know.
Speaker1: We'll have to wait until we're an actual studio.
Speaker3: We'll have to wait until we're an actual studio. We'll have to wait until we're an actual studio.
Speaker1: We'll have to wait until we're an official, like, they're going to do a test run with it. So one week. So they're going to do a test run with it. And then we're going to do that.
Speaker3: Larry wants to know if the fireworks stands are open Missouri, that he wants us to pick them up. They're all closed now, otherwise we would have, but we will, look, here, we can make sure we make a run for you when I come into it. Absolutely, we'll get you done. We'll get you done, no problem. Thank you. Yeah, so, and last Friday was our birthday bash, just our birthday party. It wasn't so much of a bash, because it's just our birthday party, whoever would come on hang with us and party with us, or whatever. So that was a great, it was a really good crowd. It was an awesome cake. At least it was, yes. It was incredible. Yes, that was awesome, but we're better for it. But, uh, so a huge thing, you've had a lot of people show up last week, and then the week before, they weren't going to be able to make it out. So it was a great crowd, and that was awesome. We're fatter for it. So a huge thank you. A lot of people show up last week and then the week before. They weren't going to be able to make it out. So it was a great crowd.
Speaker1: And that was super fucking cool. And it's fun. And it's fun just doing things in the way back. Because it was great. Just come hang with us. Just come party with us. And a lot of people did. A lot of people had a lot of good times. A lot of people had really fucking. A lot of people had really good times.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: So yeah, there was that. So that was a good time. We'll be right back. a lot of times because we had really fucking, one of the people had really good times. Yeah. So yeah, there was that, so that was a good time, and then we really didn't get drunk because when we had to get up, we got up, like, at the crack of dawn. Before the crack of dawn, we got back to the house. I couldn't breathe. Yeah. And I'm like trying to go to sleep, I never actually slept. a little bit yeah wait there's not all the way through so yeah so we're we were we were we're up and books we were on the run by 5 a.m. or something like that or seven it wasn't seven oh well okay might have been six Because I couldn't leave, so I got up. Yeah, it was like six. Because we thought about it, we should have just left from the fucking bar. And we probably should have. We should have. In hindsight, for the next version, you think, well, we'll do that for it. You still have to keep kidding me. All I see is you're here. Absolute fucking tool.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker2: That's funny if you know it. My goodness, the message is trying to figure out what the fuck it was.
Speaker1: You don't know what the answer is?
Speaker3: What was it?
Speaker1: The answer is to turn the show wherever we have a lot. Oh, it's not embarrassing.
Speaker2: No, actually, it was, like, it didn't be in a group chat.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: But it showed up on my watch.
Speaker3: Sure.
Speaker1: Thank you. Oh, it's not embarrassing. No, actually, it was, like, it didn't mean a group chat. Yeah. But it showed up on my watch. Sure, whatever. Yeah, Mississippi, like, fucked up my hair. Didn't fuck up your hair. Many fucks up your hair. Okay, so, let's talk about classmates. Why? Well, because we were in Mississippi, and that had the potential to be all over the place. Because we've got the one classmate that's on your OnlyFans, on the page, and whatever, that you're like, oh shit, I don't know if he works at this casino. He's not on my OnlyFans, but yes. He wasn't on your OnlyFans. He was. Well. But he is. He was for a very short time. And he used to get back on there. There's shit going on there. And I'm like going, I know he works at a casino. Is it this one? Because where we stayed last night was a casino. And he fucking wanted a shot. Well, he did it one time. He's kind of out there. He's got a famous prologue. He's not out there. Famous prologue. I told her she has to fuck him if he can get an autograph. Just saying. So if you're listening to Lyons, you can get autographed. It's your best shot. Did he want the page? Was he being a creeper on the page? No, somebody else is on the join the page. Oh, that's right. So, yeah. And I'm going to bone pick. I'm going to pick a bone. With who? The one who didn't give us a better direction where to go eat on Sunday night to find any place fucking open. Oh, Jessie? Dude! she's not from there anymore which everything in golf for missouri fyi if you're down there on sunday closes at six o'clock for church services we don't even fucking know it's like oh let's go here okay so but now let's go back to class so because that that has that had the potential the first thing I said was with your ex was like, so, I mean, can I just go gamble or what? Like, I didn't say I was going to fuck him. He thinks he's going to, he wants another chance. He wants another chance. There's a reason why. Don't you think he could have improved from 40 years ago? Think about that for a minute.
Speaker3: Fuck you. Just say it. Or I'm sorry,
Speaker1: 35 years ago. Just say it, we didn't date 40 years ago. Don't you think he could have
Speaker2: improved? They did 36 years ago. Don't you
Speaker1: think his sex game could have improved sometime in the last 36 years?
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: Let's say that again, should we? 36 years. It's a long time to practice. No. Let's say that again, should we? 36 years. It's a long time to practice.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: No, because you're pissed off because it was 36 years ago?
Speaker4: No.
Speaker1: That's funny shit.
Speaker2: I didn't massively enjoy it 36 years ago.
Speaker1: You didn't know what to do back then. You don't know. He might have been great, but you just didn't know it. How much experience did you have 36 years ago?
Speaker2: Not much.
Speaker1: Right. So, the thing is, in theory, it could have been incredible. For two newbies in sex, it could have been incredible for two newbies in sex. It could have been incredible newbies in sex. You just didn't know any better. It could have been incredible newbie sex. Maybe. I don't know. Well, okay, we proved that how long fuck is it a requirement for two it in two sides. Well, duh. But you say that like that was normal. Now you're not even paying attention to the show.
Speaker2: Hey, no, I don't want to rehash that.
Speaker1: Okay, I am good.
Speaker2: Because he'll manipulate it because the last time I talked to him, or the time before, you know you want me.
Speaker1: Yeah, I want you to become an OnlyFans.
Speaker2: You know you love me.
Speaker1: Have you not figured out in 36 years how to fucking manipulate a guy back?
Speaker2: Apparently not.
Speaker1: Oh, my Lord.
Speaker2: Never mind.
Speaker1: I fucking surrender. That's it. So, yeah, we're going to try to avoid it. But I could have gotten out my crop on his ass. Fucking got him signed up. Do you realize that he fucked you 36 years ago? If you can get him to pay the $4.99 a month for an Olympian, what a way that is. That's it. He saw it. He saw it when it was all brand new. He saw it. No, he saw it when it was a full, like, 70s, 80s bush. Right, but it was still brand new 70s or 80s bush. Yeah, he saw it when it was fun. Skinnier. Well, I did, yeah. 100 pounds. Before life, it had a chance to wreak havoc on you.
Speaker3: Not like it's really wreak havoc,
Speaker1: but you know what I'm saying.
Speaker3: So that shows what a win.
Speaker1: That shows you lose your face. If you can get him to fucking pay for an only thing, that's a win and a half. That's the funniest thing I've ever guessed. Absolutely that is. Alright, what are you doing? I was going to pull up and follow along. It's okay. I feel like you're even less, we're not in the studio, you're even less focused than normal. No. Really? Okay. All right, so, all right, what would, what? Okay. No, you, alright. What would, what?
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: No, you can be on your phone, but just fucking, I have to somewhat focus on the road.
Speaker2: Well, no shit. Driving in the fast lane.
Speaker1: I sure am.
Speaker2: He does that.
Speaker1: So, what do you want to talk about? You can talk about your outfits. You can talk about all kinds of shit. You can take him on a tour of the car for all I care.
Speaker3: Thank you. So, what do you want to talk about? You can talk about your outfits. You can talk about all kinds of shit. You can take them on a tour of the car, for all I care. Because there's so much. All of our shit's in the backseat. Most of it. Wow. What did you bring? What did I bring? This shows the new level of where our brain is at. How do you know you graduated from the lifestyle world. I brought my big new case of outfits. Did I get it out of the car? No. No, but the reality is... I bought a new outfit that I was going to wear on the beach and, like, have it unzipped so you could, like, see food and shit. But it was 37 degrees when we left this morning. Yeah, you're right. And I really wasn't going to go freeze my tits off for a second. So you have that now ready for June. Thank you. But no, the funny thing is, of all the shit, we took one duffel bag of clothes. Because we didn't have to say that long. Right. This is how you know you've leveled up in the swinging world. But you took your bag of sex toys. Your bag of sex toys. I guess you get out of them. Right. And your bag of sex toys and your bag of sex toys, and your bag of outfits, like the bag of outfits is like three times bigger than the suitcase we use for our own fucking car, like the, what is it, a 26, 26 inches, it wouldn't be a carry-on, I can tell you that, Your crop's in the car. All the good you see, this shows.
Speaker1: Wasn't it just like fucking where you know you're doing it right?
Speaker3: You know your priorities right? We knew we were going to be at the hospital, but just in case. We knew we were going to have the hotel. Granted, the Dive Hotel wasn't really very picture-esque. No. To take pictures. We could have done like crack horror pictures.
Speaker1: We went to the other one, and I still mainly just did it nude. No, well, you did. Yeah. But you could have done crack horror pictures. I could have done crack horror. That would have been funny. We should have done it. We didn't think of that. Like, smear your eye makeup and shit. Look, all fucking fucked up and wasted and shit. We could have found a booze bottle. Or we could have just got some booze and drank it. Which probably wouldn't have been a horrible idea. Yeah, I actually didn't drink at all when we were down there. No, we didn't, which is highly unlike us when we were down there. Because usually we drink when we were down there. It's getting dark. Well, turn on the city of life. The city of life. Oof! That's alright. That's a bribe. No, that's alright. Nobody cares about C&P. Oh, that's bullshit.
Speaker2: You're the drinking game.
Speaker1: Yeah, but I'm not drinking game. I'm no value tonight. I'm no value tonight. 2A is 10 and 2. Driving safety first. No, it's not ten and two anymore. And that's not two, that's like four. They can't see that part though, that's the joy of the whole thing. They can see your hand right here. Maybe that was my dick. You can tell that's not your dick. You see a tattoo, you see a bracelet. Now they're not paying attention to his. It's in my arm. Okay. It's in my dick. It's in my arm. Ooh, yeah, anyways. You did that earlier. Yes, when I was in the appropriate seat for that. You're sitting in the masturbation chair. This is a masturbation chair. This is a masturbation chair. Yes, I've been free. You have? Yeah. I've got to get it all out of my system. I've got a 24 hour hike in. And he hasn't even had a shot. Two weeks. Two weeks. Yeah, I need my shot. I desperately need my shot. Uh, yeah. So, yeah. It's still flowing. There you go. It's flowing. So, yes, I took advantage of the masturbation scene. It helped me nap. You know what we can't do? What's that? Time to show. Why? I guess we have to go back and tell what time you started. Well, yeah. There's no counter. There's no counter.
Speaker3: Fuck.
Speaker1: We don't have that much stuff. We're not that funny.
Speaker2: We're not that funny.
Speaker1: We're not that funny.
Speaker2: I'm not.
Speaker1: Right now, they're going, what is this babble driving in the car? That's what it's like all the time.
Speaker2: Versus babbling sitting in the studio.
Speaker1: Well, we usually have more pump-proof.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker1: We'll be right back. the car. That's what it's like. Versus babbling sitting in the studio. Well, we usually have more focus in the studio. Do we have focus? Kind of, a little bit. This show may have a pee break. Might have a gas break. So, what do you want to talk about? I don't know. Well, think of something. It's your turn. Why do I have, it's my turn. What do you mean, why do I have to? It's your turn. That's why. But you're the one that comes up. Oh, my God. You should talk to the top of your head. I've gotten shut down on the three things I started to talk about. It isn't why you can't. I can't talk about my shit. All right, so let's talk about some, obviously, this is my job in my culture. I need to show up there. So let's talk about planning when you go other places. Because we, obviously, we did not have a chance. We did not know that this was going to come up.
Speaker3: No, we didn't.
Speaker1: So we did not get a chance to, like, totally at all put, like... Because we found out he fell Friday morning. Friday. Yeah, we... We did our party Friday night, and then we left Saturday morning. And we were spending Monday Friday trying to figure out... Get everything together....figured out what's going on, process. So we didn't get to do it in the morning. But that's one of the things, though, like, it's about using your resources. Okay, so there's a lot of parts of the internet that suck with the lifestyle, because it takes away some of the, some of the facts, obviously. People are picky, blah. We all know the negatives, but like, we, we didn't get a chance to meet them, but there's some, some people from that area on our page for what they were working but you know i mean obviously there was nothing ideal about this because we weren't going to get down there until saturday night late which you know was like 11 o'clock by the time we got in rooms and we weren't able to really do anything saturday night you know we weren't able to utilize stuff. But Sunday we kind of did a little bit. And that's the thing is that if you're going to travel somewhere, one, once you know or have a rough idea, put stuff out.
Speaker3: Right?
Speaker1: It's a great time because people still like to get to know people sometimes or people who recognize them or find out what's going on. I mean, in a perfect world, if we hadn't had the whole your dad's leg situation, this has been a great weekend to go down. St. Paddy's Day, obviously they have a swingers club too down there. You know, there's a lot of cool things, but just like everything else, you still have to, generally you still need to get on the list for the clubs, you still need to get on, you know, get permission vetted, cleared, all those sorts of things When just putting a post on Cassidy and our Cassidy group, because we have a big group on Cassidy, and we had a ton of people check out our profile, whatever. But again, Monday night isn't necessarily ideal for people to go out. And when we didn't really get to put anything out. Maybe it was Sunday night.
Speaker3: Well, yeah, but I mean, we didn't put anything out on cash until Monday. Right. You know, and even then, we didn't know our schedule completed.
Speaker1: So, it was kind of like we're kind of shooting in the dark a little bit.
Speaker2: Obviously, just on a random hope, if something worked out and it didn't, then that's okay. But, the number of people that are checking out our stuff, now, we can follow up with, because we know we're going to be down there in June. We know that dates are going to be there in June. The opportunity to probably either, A, go to the club down there, or meet people is huge. It depends on when my actual class reunion is. Right, exactly. But it gives us, you know. Well, most clubs are open saturday night right but most swingers do things throughout the weekend so maybe if you know we may not make a club but maybe what was that what the fuck was no seriously what the fuck was that because you said you said in june we, because there's a swing or club down there, we can't probably get to the swing or club if it's up on Saturday only. I don't know. Basically, there's no change. Here's what you need to get out of today's lesson, is that when you travel, you have, there's absolutely zero opportunities for any ways to get to meet anybody else. Oh, shut up. You know, that's not true.
Speaker1: Well, then why don't you fill them in a way to do it? No, I was just filling in
Speaker2: what you were saying about the Swinger Club.
Speaker3: Right. Yes.
Speaker2: You get mad when I don't talk. Now I'm talking, you wish. Shut up.
Speaker1: No, I never Oh, it is true. Oh, it's true. I never, never said that in the leaks at no point in time have I said I wish you would shut up at all. That's not what I said. I wish you had to know what the fuck you were talking about, but it doesn't mean that I want you to be quiet at all. Wow. Okay, I did my topic for the day. You're up. So now it's your turn to figure out what I was talking about. Don't wow me, jackass. Wow. It's your wow me. Go. I have no idea. I'm looted. You fucking suck.
Speaker3: I have been known to suck. This is the fucking end of the trip you guys are going to see right here. Here it is.
Speaker1: Oh, you suck.
Speaker3: We have four and a half hours. It's going to be a quiet fucking four and a half hour attack, most likely. Oh, shit. Are you even trying to think of anything? You're not even fucking trying to think of anything. Seriously, now that y'all want to go on a fucking roadshow, Beth is watching. I know I'm going to be stuck in a car to Chicago as a fucking idiot. Don't worry, it'll be fine. I'll make sure I have a list of shit. You bring earphones and everything's on, huh?
Speaker1: You bring. Wow. Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker2: Yes, that is what it is. No, it'll be a lot of yip-yaping.
Speaker3: No. No.
Speaker2: That's only ten hours of yip-yaping. And overnight, because we've got to leave.
Speaker1: I'm not going to be yip-yaping because when I yip yapping I'll get in trouble. No, that's bullshit. Really?
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: Oh, you are so full of shit. Why are you going out here lying to people? Don't lie to people. Don't lie to people.
Speaker2: Why are you lying?
Speaker1: Because we know what I'll yip yap about.
Speaker2: What would you yip yap about?
Speaker1: Thank you. Don't lie to me. We're not lying. Because we know what I'll yip-yap about. What would you yip-yap about? Are you serious? What are you looking for? Something to speak about. No. Put it in my hand. Put it in my hand. No. Put it in my hand. No. Put it in my hand. hand, put it in my hand, just put it in my fucking hand, just put it in my hand, oh my god, I didn't say spit it, just put it in my fucking hand, put it in before you swallow it, put it in my hands.
Speaker2: Oh, my God. We haven't been able to do the fucking
Speaker1: problem solved. There we go. Oh, my God. That's so funny. Oh, my Lord. I don't
Speaker2: throw it out, usually, because the last time I threw it out like that, it stuck in a car.
Speaker1: One time! I made fun of you
Speaker2: because it sat on the fucking legend car for two days. So you're going to make me pee. Just saying. Oh, my Lord. No, you don't know what I would talk about on the way to Exotica. You would talk about all kinds of stuff on the way to Exotica you'd talk about what you're going to do what we're going to do how busy things are going to be
Speaker4: who you hope to see
Speaker2: who you're excited to see am I off yet?
Speaker3: no
Speaker2: I didn't think so
Speaker1: why don't you share the other part of that conversation which other part of that conversation then? Which other part? So you're calling exactly what kind of shit I'll talk about. I know. You said what I talked about. So, but then why don't you cover the other part of it is, for those of you listening to it, what you will think of my conversation. Wait, wait, I encourage you, I'm pretty sure Beth will explain.
Speaker3: Nope. Those of you listening to it, what you will think of my conversation.
Speaker1: We would encourage you to appreciate your best. Now, fuck the fucking fuck. You are such a fucking liar. You will sit there and your eyes will roll almost out of your fucking head. You will be bored senseless with listening to me babble about the stupid shit going on there. You can shake your head and know all you want and maybe they'll believe you but I promise you they're not. They know right now that Tim Goodwill and that I will bore you both seriously and both be like, I already know how to do it. I'm not going to say a fucking word. We're in the whole way in Chicago. You can drive and I won't sit in the back and I'll have to sit there in the back. I won't drive in Chicago. I won't. But I'll drive ish too. You two can drive ish too. And I promise I won't be able to talk when I'm in Chicago. I'll just focus on the traffic. That's what I want. I won't fucking. You'll be excited to go and you'll be in Babel mode. I will be excited to go, yes, but I don't have to be in Babel mode. I can sit quietly. Really? You can sit quiet. Wow. You won't be able to help yourself, you talk. No, believe it or not, I don't have to talk. Oh, shit! Now you're all disappointed that I haven't tried on other trips. No, I can, trust me, I can sit and not share a word about it. Anything about it is not a good thing. For 10 hours in your car? Oh, absolutely. Why are you so sure that I could? I spent four years not saying shit about what I do most. I like it because I can ride in the car and sit quietly. You like to talk. I love to talk. I love to talk about shit that I'm super excited about. But I also know So you'll be more than giving me a talk. No, because I also know I'm not going to fucking bore the holy bejesus. That's a lie. Wow. We have never been on a trip where you didn't talk. I mean, this one was kind of quiet for the most part. We haven't been. Yes, but I'm learning. See, here's the difference. I'm learning. Just because it excites me doesn't mean it excites everybody else in the car. And so it's better to learn to not bore those with everybody else in the group. Which is now that it's absolutely... You're being called a motor mouth on here. I'm sure I am. I call bullshit on coal sitting quietly. Anybody, tell you what, here's how it goes. Anybody want to put up the money? I'll take bets all day long. I won't say a fucking word. Well, yeah, if you have enough money, you won't. I don't even need a bet. I won't. Here's the thing. I can tell you right now, I will not say a word about anything Exotica-related all the way to Chicago. Because I'm not going to bore people with myself and some other property and stuff. So I won't. I won't talk about exotica at all shit exotica is like a month and a week away or no i know it's like three weeks away or a month away something else like that i could actually go between now and exotica and i can talk to I took a word about exotting it. Can you guys, if you guys don't want to hear me, then I'm going to cry exotting it. Sorry. now at Exotica, and I can not talk about Exotica, and you guys don't want to hear me talk about Exotica. I didn't say that. I said nothing about Exotica. I said nothing about not wanting to hear about it. Yeah, but it's boring, so it's not that much fun. It's fun to me, but it's not fun to you. To me, it's fun as shit, but. Oh, yeah, I can talk about this. How? The funny thing is, no one believed that I was going to let you watch me do it. You actually watched me two weeks ago in Kentucky not talk about business one single time. That's true. For an entire weekend. Well, ish. Okay, you got the after version of the movie pissed as fuck. Other than that, you got to an entire weekend where I didn't talk one bit about the business. Because we did both talk about it. Right. But compared to if you go on my normal, what I yammer about. If you ask anybody I talk to about the birthday on the birthday bash, do you know I didn't push or the only time I answered, the only time I talked about crazy summer nights or crazy Vegas nights is Is it somebody specifically asked me about them? I never once, because we were there, people were just talking in the conversation. It wasn't just a good time show. I never once brought up either one of those events unless I was asked about them. And I haven't brought them up at a public, at the bar, on a Friday night, in the last few weeks, I haven't brought them up once, unless they ask me about them. Wow. Yeah. So, the funny part that makes it so interesting is, the assumption is, that I always talk about this shit, and most of the time, I don't do it. Now, think back over the last four years, how much stuff would you come home from your job when I come home? I'd probably go, hey, guess what? Blah. And about how many days? Some days I would be really excited about this shit. If something exciting. If something exciting. But how many days, on a five-day week, how many days did I bombard you with shit? Like, we're holding bombards me every day with whatever happens in the sports world. How many days, on an average week, did I bombard you with anything about business stuff? Yeah. Maybe once every two weeks. Most of the time, I never told you. I never talked about it. I didn't bombard with anything. No, I know you didn't learn with anything, but I didn't argue with yourself about it. So, there. So, yeah. So, now I got to think of a shit second about that. It's not involved with Jonathan. So, it's got you. Wow. Yeah. Yep. But remember, I do have the ability to sleep on 10-0, at the home street not very often anymore but i can't do it okay yeah i can do it i can put i can and just wake up in time for when i get to the screen there's big traffic or actually you could just wear the chauffeur hat and chauffeur asses around. Which is pretty much what I'm going to name it. My job is to carry stuff, open doors, carry stuff, sodas and water, possibly towels, maybe a Gatorade. That's pretty much my thing. And to make sure that I'm pointing it in generally the right direction. That's going to be the big thing, is to try to point it in generally the right direction. To make sure we get you guys where you need to be, where you're supposed to be there. So that I don't, like, totally put you in the right direction so far. Because that's the no-tap. Because my sense of directional, I'm directionally challenging. So that's the no-oh, and I've got to remember where the car is at. That's usually, that, and I am supposed to carry the keys. I usually, you usually have me carry the hotel keys. Because a lot of your outfits are in the pocket. Yeah, I know. So I have to remember where the hotel keys are. So the challenge this time will be to make sure we have four keys to make sure that we don't have, that I don't put it here by itself so i don't give any one of the people using keys a bad key i don't know what lube lube i don't know i I don't know. I can't read that too tiny. I don't know. I can me busy working, I'll be making sure no one steals the booth, It's my job. I'm a booth protector. You'll be hanging out with Leanne who we have. Leanne is going to be busy. Yeah, Leanne has got interviews. It's going to be cool because they're excited to hear it. It's a snowflake show do people, maybe, just one. I'll probably do the card. I'll be key broken tickets to make sure we don't have to lose our passes. So, we don't have to fucking get rid of them. You have it on a string. Yeah, but you two, you and none of you will be taking your strings off. So many times you won't have your strings on. So that's when it could come down. That's what's funny. You two will be able to keep track of all your shit with no pockets. Literally. I carry a small crossbody bag. The one that I fill my business cards Yeah. It's your porn satchel.
Speaker2: Porn satchel.
Speaker1: Porn satchel.
Speaker3: Yeah, sure. My business card's in and my phone's looking at the end of business card. It's your porn satchel.
Speaker2: It's your porn satchel.
Speaker1: Porn satchel. Yeah, well, you know, it works out. Or satchel. It's a porn satchel. It's like a dick for a ride.
Speaker2: Don't say that because then people think that's not paying attention to the road. You're running off the road or what? No, no.
Speaker1: That was a slight, like, there was a deer. I almost died. There was a deer. There was a deer. At, there was a deer. I almost died. There was a deer.
Speaker2: There was a deer.
Speaker1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker3: Yell.
Speaker1: Yell.
Speaker3: Yell. Yell.
Speaker2: No, not yeah.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker1: I said yell.
Speaker3: Yell. Yell. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker2: Oh, what is that?
Speaker1: That's the deer I hit from when you hit yell.
Speaker2: When I kept saying yell, you're not yelling. That's awesome. It's like a nasty body of water. You are totally...wow. I'm trying to find the page to see how long I've been going. Oh. You have shit?
Speaker1: 44 minutes. Wow. This is right up at the top. Okay.
Speaker3: I don't know what else you want me to do. I don't know what else I want you to do. I'm out of horse and pony show idea. We didn't have a very productive week. We didn't have a productive week. Between being sick all last week and then being on the road, we didn't. It's like we lost a week. Yeah, we didn't, we didn't, we totally lost. And that's why we wanted to get a show in, because I felt bad. It's like we lost a show into 10 days. We didn't have a new show last week. Well, I mean, you know. Well, we couldn't even breathe last week. No. So, and basically, you know. Well, you couldn't. You won't be back. You won't be back until Thursday. So, and then, so, you know, we're going to have a day up to the next of next week is all that we have of this week, so really, I've got a day to catch up on fucking 12, awesome, jeez, good lord, it's alright, it'll be fun, looking positive, you won't fucking know, so it's all right. What the fuck does that mean? Tomorrow we'll set up a new wall. She'll want to see it. No, actually, I don't have any time to take the new wall.
Speaker2: The wall's packed nicely.
Speaker3: I don't want to fuck it up.
Speaker1: I don't want to. With the hyper dog, the last thing I need is a dog to nose break that motherfucker.
Speaker3: Brand new $1,000 wall and I'll go to this person. I'll lose my fucking mind. Will you lose your mind? I will lose my mind.
Speaker1: So no, I won't do that. But so it's all ready to go.
Speaker3: So we're good to go.
Speaker1: No, I'm radio station stuff or something like that.
Speaker3: Yeah, we're just radio station.
Speaker1: Can I have a line on?
Speaker3: Justice coach. Justice coach., yep. Nom life. Lie. So, do it the only way, know how. Vote. Vote, yep. Nomination. Yep, nominated. Yes, that is. Watch, until the end of the month,
Speaker1: people who make the top five that will work for the final award. Woo-hoo! That would be nice. We need that. So, that being said, kids, do it the only way, know how, do it the only way, watch it the only way I ever fucking will. KazzaStyle. Out. Bye!