Krazy Truth about Swinging #291 Parties and passes

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hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth about swinging what the hell is that i'm the host'm the hell's with you most. I'm Cole, here to stretch out your face in the stocking with my giant cock. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and domineering dolphin-catching Miss Amanda. Hey. And we're here to tantalate to late, and Amanda might kick your ass. Just saying.

But we're here to celebrate another day of swinging Another day of Another day of living And 70s references And shows throughout the day Will make this even more So if I'm catching dolphins That means we're going to a beach Flipper Or we're going to a fucking aquarium Henry Dora Zoo Here we go No I want a fucking beach Okay I'll throw some sand On the ground outside the zoo. Here we go. I don't know what you want from me. Just saying. You don't want sand. You'll have sand all over in your fucking vagina, and you're not going to let me keep the pearls. But I don't want my feet in the sand.

Right, but can we put some in your vag and make a necklace? No, it's nasty when you get in your vag. No, it's nasty when it comes out of a clam, too But you clean them up and put them on a necklace And sell them for a lot of money It's mismanaged vagina fucking pearls We would make a fucking fortune off of that shit Buy exotica?

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Wow. So, yeah. Yep. What kind of stuff we're doing? You sit back so people can see your titties The best chance of us keeping people here listening to this show, if you look at our past couple numbers is your tits, so we really need to keep those front and center But Facebook doesn't help your numbers But if enough people go, you should see this we'll lie and say there's bigger numbers than they were. Because I know how many people want to see your tits. Trust me. Did that make sense?

Most of the shows do, like, the shows we've got, because we've got interviews coming up for you in the next couple of months because of your tits and your vagina. And so the nice thing is that, so yeah. So there you go. It's going to be, you know, just saying.

Getting paid to fucking bang away bang one out uh anyway so you go oh hey by the way make sure you follow her on twitter at miss amanda casbah follow her and like all the posts we're letting the porn producers know she's available you know the more time the porn producers see that people want you in their videos the sooner your phone the more calls you get, and the more people you get to fuck on camera, which is hot for all that's involved. So make sure you do that just saying. And check out your own community. Picked up Moo subscribers. We're having a milk special. It's the Boobs.

When new subscribers do a bunch of new subscribers. Like all today. Yeah, a whole bunch of them joined on. Or it could have been yesterday. You know what that means? Quiet. Listen. doing for those who can't see this i'm putting my head putting her head next my head next to her tits if you listen really carefully you can hear the sound of that's new subscribers jacking off watching this man is only fans so be one of them check it out today today. Oh, that kind of hurt. I stroked it too hard. My face exploded. Anyways. Careful, it'll get chafed. No shit chafing.

My beard is decrunched from the other night. Miss Amanda has decided that she does not like the fact that I gave her shit because she was washed out of No More Wet Spot blanket for the 17th time. And I told her to quit washing the fucking blanket every time because you're not a huge squirt.

It's more of a a no more dribble spot blanket because you're a dribbler you call me trickle trickle yeah you need a trickle and so she still clean it regardless so she paid me back so last night she decided all of a sudden fucking release the hounds uh and luckily here's an interesting side note you weren't using it when it's a trickle uh well like that fucking matters. My beard caught all of it. When it's a trickle, when it's a trickle, sometimes it can be kind of sweeter. But last night, somebody needs to eat some fucking, I don't know, cherries or whatever the fuck it is.

Because it was a little bitter as I waterboarded myself off my beard and felt like a walrus. And all of a sudden, I hardly made it to the sink before fucking everything was crunching up and so today i cleaned my beard last night squirted but when i took a shower this morning instead of using just a hair shampoo on my beard i used my special beard shampoo for special occasions to fucking de-crunch ew this man does neck. Get them today. Anyways, so, just fun little side notes that everybody should know. So, let's keep looking at your tits. It's for you that are not listening.

You should be on our Facebook page because their tits are out. Just saying. And you know what? And she does stuff with them. Slapping fucking stuff. It's weird. Lactating. Do they lactate? Do they lactate them?

lactate them not for 25 years here's what's really funny side note because i said i wasn't gonna volunteer for this whole fucking uh dominatrix that she's doing and she maintained she's like i just don't know if i'm gonna be able to fucking do it if i can get that mind space so last night being a smart ass before she tried to waterboard me i was a smart ass and i spit on her clit literally and she without me he's like suck that off okay so she she jumped right into that so we're really proud of her she's making lots of progress i'm spitting on her as much as i can and licking her boots and seeing what happens so we just go from there uh you know i just say by the way now this is this important no no just just get your hands on we're still no no no we're still working on the armpit Liggins, but get your hands on.

We're still... No. We're still working on the armpit licking, but we're getting there. Anyways, okay. It's fucking good. Oh, nasty. Hey, guess why Michael keeps his soda? We're not sponsored by Dr. Pepper, but when you're licking armpits, keep one there every day. Okay, so... It'll... It tastes like... Deodorant. It tastes like... Thank you. I'll be like a cat licking you. What is that sandpaper you're using in my vagina? No, no, it's just my tongue. Okay. Anyways, well, that's just off topic and wrong. People don't want to hear that. So we need to be a little more focused. Anyways, so.

We're talking about you. I know. And focus. Did you eat an orange? Yesterday. I smell orange. You ate the orange the day at dinner. That was at lunch. I just smell orange. I'm sorry. Oh, not there. Okay, check that out. Anyways, all right, so... I was sniffing her, for those who are just listening. You didn't get close enough to it. Thank goodness I didn't. Thank goodness I couldn't. It's not a compliment if I could be like 12 inches away and go, oh, it's your vag. Do you remember the one day? Was it two weeks ago? Oh, God, what? Where we had fucked the night before.

And it was like, I really need to take a shower. And I walked by because it was in my head. And you're like, oh, my God, you can smell like, it's like old really need to take a shower and I walked back and you're like oh my god you can smell like it's like old pussy like from a distance because it's like we fucked and I went and did like yard work so it's like sealed and it had that nice mix of 28 hour pussy and sweat and it's kind of like crunchy tink this episode brought to you by Irish Springs anyway so I don't know.

And it's kind of like crunchy Tink This episode brought to you by Irish Springs Anyway, so I'm going to be nasty I'm not being nasty, I'm just telling the truth We're truthful in this show Some things you keep to yourself It's like a day old donut It looks good, doesn't taste so good Anyway, so That is so gross Why? It's just a day-old donut. It looks good. It doesn't taste so good. Anyway, so. Ew. That is so gross. Why? It's just gross. It's marked down in the clearance bin for a reason. Okay. So this weekend, let's talk about that, shall we? Because now we had a great weekend this weekend.

We had a lot of fun this weekend we uh uh we had friday night we celebrated birthday which is a lot of fun here in town and then saturday night i got really drunk yep sure did train wreck uh hey guess what when you run the defrost go ahead and turn the defrost on it keeps you inside it it won't be stay uh cloudy the entire time you're driving home just saying Anywho So No shots for Zippy No more alcohol for Zippy So I'm just saying. Anywho, so no shots for Zippy. No more alcohol for Zippy. Yeah. So we're going to go straight. I'm not. I'm just saying.

So anywho, but then Saturday night, we were on the road. Not Saturday night. We were on the road by like 11. Yeah. Well, we were going to an event Saturday night. We got on the road earlier. We didn't wait to leave until the event started. We left early because it was down in Wichita. And so we went on a quest for a beef jerky while we were on the way there. Nobody cares about that party. Cole's obsessed with this flippant beef jerky that is by the Grand Island Hotel party. The keys is $25 a bag. Which, eh, it's a big bag.

There's a lot lot in it sometimes you pay more for a big sack just saying so uh yeah but but i didn't drive the extra 30 miles because he wanted to but i thought about no let's get there first you can yes and that was and that was the right decision we stopped at some of the gas stations outside of there to see. We found another gas station on the way home for $40. Nobody cares about this part. No. Okay. So anyway, so we were headed down. We were headed down, and we were partying with our friends. It was a beautiful drive. It was a beautiful drive. Do you think anybody cares about that part?

I do. It was beautiful parts, but when I put gas in somewhere, it was cold as fuck. Because you had your coat off. Well, thanks, pumpkin. Okay. Okay. So, uh, pumpkin. Okay. So, uh, uh, Dirty Girl. Laura gets her big sack from Dawn for free. That's who we're going down to see, Lady Crawford and Dawn. We're going down there. And it was their hotel takeover, and we had not got to go to one before. And so they were nice enough to invite us and let us show up, which is already, see, we were already ahead of the game.

So many times we're denied entrance to places, and actually they were like, no, we want you. Well, I'm not if I have you. I've tried to go to places by myself. But they were like, no, come on down. We actually want you to come down. And so even being busy getting ready for an event, here's a huge kudos to those two. They still made time to go out and have dinner with us. Yeah. We'd have been swarmed. Yeah, we'd have been like, fuck, here's there. Have fun. There's food there. We'll see you when you get done. But, no, it was, number one, we're going to put this out here first and foremost.

It was so much fun.

The very first words out of both our moms was your job is to do nothing your job is to do nothing your job is to have just have so we got ready and went downstairs and said do you need any help yeah and they're like no stop it so but so much fun for you can't when you go to a place and it's a great party and people are fun and the music's thumping and everything about it was awesome and then on top of it you don't have to do anything you got to be i mean it's been a long time since we got to be a participant and and that was that was absolutely awesome and you know i mean people were nice and there was a huge spread of food, which we're going to talk about in just a second.

There was, you know, the DJ was awesome, sexy people all over the place, and it was just a ton of fun. It really was a blast, and we had the opportunity to get to just dance and just have fun and just do nothing. And we commented on them multiple times in the night. A, when we checked into the hotel room, we walked in, and I don't think they've had the heat on for, like, a week. It was fucking cold. I'm like, crank that son of a bitch up. I think we left and then came back, and it was still cold. And I'm like, I'm not getting undressed in here. I'm like, oh, my God.

I'm standing in front of the window trying to heat myself up. Yeah, yeah. You were chilled. I was chilled. You were chilled. Yes, absolutely. And it was cool. As you're going down our hallway, people had doors decorated. And some doors were open where we were headed down to the party.

And people had rooms decorated and everything the there some doors were open we were headed down to the party and and you see people had rooms decorated and everything because the after hour stuff was going to be kind of in the hallway the hallways and stuff and and here's we're old and we're pathetic because i wasn't feeling the best no we cashed out early which is too bad but so we we go downstairs and just everything. I mean, they had all kinds of, they had like a San Jose cross-up, and stuff for a swing, for stuff for the after-hours party. It wasn't for a swing. It was to tie up.

Well, tie up. Yeah, absolutely. Yes. So I'm learning. Shut up. We did first go there. I did get a lecture from them. Yep. Don Horst. Yep. Did my ass about fucking KWN. My little Friday night thing. So we got that out of the way. And then we hugged them.

Everything was good there i did get a lecture from them yep don whore yep did my ass about fucking kwn my little friday night thing so we got that out of the way and then then we hugged them everything was good so but their volunteers had a shit ton of volunteers or a shit ton of staff there i mean like there were people moving all the time the food the drinks the the mixers it was was like never, nothing ever got, there was never that you're looking for people like, well, hey, they were out of shit. You know what I mean? It was never like that.

The hotel was cool because this is the same hotel they used for their pool party takeover in July or in August, which the pool is like outdoors, but in the middle of the hotel.

And you could overlook it and you could overlook down into the room where the music and everything was also which was really cool so and the dj was something and it was just it i you know it's almost like we were almost like newbies it was it was really cool i mean because we you know we're not used to know well we didn't know everybody no but there was some people that knew us and came up and said something yes but we we just got it was so much fun to get to just be be part of the party now here's one thing this is very very important so they had a great great uh spread of food and desserts and everything a great spread of food now this is very important this is this is the one if you go the the difference between a 10 and a 9.9 there was one end there were cookies there were three trays of cookies no yes there was one tray of cookies there was one of like chocolate cake yes and then there was then there was a tray, and mind you, it's dark.

I thought, first glance, it was cookies. And I did, too, because it looked like a little round cookie with a little dollop of, like, whipped cream on it. I thought frosting. Well, so something sweet. Let's just leave it.

It was i went over there and i grabbed it and and when i grabbed it it was wet and but i was already committed at this point in time and the realization hit me that this is not a cookie this is a cucumber cool doesn't like you i don't like cucumbers but i was committed this point so i had my hand i mean what i'm gonna do is set it back down i mean i'm a dick but you could have given it to me i like cucumbers. I don't like cucumbers, but I was committed at this point. So I had my hand, I mean, what am I going to do? Set it back down. I mean, I'm a dick, but you could have given it to me.

I like cucumbers. I was trying to tell I could just be cool about it. It wouldn't be that big a deal because honest to God, part of me in my brain still thought, well, that's, that's cool. Whip on top. Seriously. It wasn't. And so I hate this. I'm like, and you're looking at me.

I'm like, he's, I'm looking at him and he has this goofy look on his face and then all of a sudden i'm smelling like that smells like cucumber i'm like sure it just kind of looked at it is that cucumber so that there's the one the one the there's my one great revelation suggestion make sure the cucumbers are further down the line away from the cookies because i wasn't drunk it was in all fairness sandwich next to it was uh strawberries look i wasn't drunk yet i was just hungry and this shows that drunkenness or being a fat kid either one you really weren't hungry because we had this huge dinner i know but it looked really good but you know what it caused me to do because like i said i was committed so i didn't like put it back or anything well you should you already.

Right. But I was much more, I made, I mean, I didn't go around sniffing the table, like, or anything, but I was. You stared it down first. I was, I was, I made sure that I was, like, made sure. So I went and I grabbed a piece of chocolate cake. Right. And I gave you some of it. The problem is, is that one sliver of cucumber, I burped cucumbers the rest of the night. So what was on top was sour cream. It was.

know what sour cream is really good unless you're anticipating it to be whipped cream and then sour cream doesn't change it and i don't know why i thought that people put whipped cream once i knew it was a cucumber why i was hoping i would do whipped cream on a cool like i don't even know yeah so so yeah Larry ever wonder where that cucumber was first no shit so uh yeah other than that though it was it was a blast now and here's the other thing a couple really this is one of the cool things too about going to other people's events you there is every event is different every event has a different feel different vibe they're all different sizes they have different themes but there's always stuff that you can learn at an event right and so i'm gonna give a huge couple huge shout outs to these guys one uh they've also they adopted a safe table as well which is which is you know and that just makes me it's it's disappointing we have to have those in this world but it is so cool that we're having because the more places that have them the more people understand to use them the safer the place will be so that's a huge source of pride um it very very cool with their 50 50 raffle they have started uh doing charity that so half that went to a charity as well to help their community and their lifestyle and again that that's like that speaks fucking volumes about what what type of community they're building and what type of community they have down there again and that that's that's just awesome i mean that's fucking killer uh but come look at this other was really cool and come and we're going to steal for KWNs, their shirts.

So, everybody else... But a couple of things they saw that was really cool, and a couple of things we're going to steal for KWNs, their shirts. So everybody on staff, all their whole staff, anybody on staff had the same shirts. And it had their logo on the front. Correct me, Laura, if I'm wrong. It had, your name's Amanda. Shall we try this again? Miss Amanda, Laura. Miss Amanda, got it? We'll go. Okay. I know it's cold. It is a little tight. Anyway, no. Well, maybe it was just scary. Laura can correct me.

Anyways, so the logo on the front and on the back, it was to reiterate and reinforce the message of consent. And it's like, and okay, wait. Girls were in with red letter, and guys were in red with white letter. So it was all of them. Suck it. Suck it. Anywho. But Don says security was wearing them. But Laura, we all know who normally the woman's in charge. Laura says, dun. Did you say women are in charge? Most of the time. Obviously, in this case, it's not, you were observant because you knew they were, you knew we were looking for security.

In this case, you knew what they were going to happen. Just trying to help you out here. Anyways, I noticed, and so, but it listed, and you guys, I need to have you guys put a picture of the shirts you have on our page. But what is not consent? And, you know, sexting is not consent. Previous communication is not content. What are you doing? My arms are cold. I'm in charge of cold. Yeah, right. It was just, it was that reminder all the way through.

And not only did they all have it on their shirts, then they also, when you came in, they had their banner with their logo and everything up, and they had a banner made up with that exact same thing up. So when you walked in, so every, it was very much actively in front of you throughout the party about consent.

And KWN is absolutely going to use that because I thought that was the coolest in the world it's damn hard for someone to have plausible deniability to go i didn't know i thought when you have it blatantly when you walk on the door not fine print on a waiver blatantly on the wall when you walk in blatantly on the back of shirts of the entire staff or security or whatever it and it's like wow and and i want to make sure we hit on that because so so obviously kwn is is it tends to be a monstrosity and and what i love about this is this is a good size party i mean this whole hotel takeover it wasn't the biggest kid again but it's still a good size party you know what the things that will work this size party it's the message is the same all the way across the board it works at every party and and what is so cool for us because you we get caught in our own little world right you know doing our own thing and and we worry about our event and all this shit we don't get a chance to go out to other events and i never would have thought of that and it's like oh my god that is just like that was like the total v8 face pump oh my god a dumb moment so that's huge so that's something you're gonna see and you.

I'll do it. Nope, stop it. That is lower. Practice slapping my cock. Don't even slap this. No, I don't fucking. I have to practice a cock slap. Not on my cock. We talked about this. We talked about this. Whose cock do you need to practice on? Yours. No, you have a volunteer who's like, hey, maybe, okay, there you go. Guess what? He didn't agree to the. You didn't ask him about that. No. There was a degree of interest, so surprise him with it. The sneak attack. Whatever. See what happens. Not that hard. Do it light the first time. The first time, it's more like, put your hand up here.

Put your hand up here. The very first time, it would just be like, just a little, see what happens. If he doesn't growl, then, then, if he goes, mmm, then fucking ramp it up. If you want to smack a dick, Courtney volunteered Brian. You know, it is lovely. It is absolutely lovely how many women are so open and willing to volunteer their spouse for dick slapping. Don't even think about it. Just saying. When I gave a demonstration to you on your hand, I probably hit your hand a little harder than I probably should. That's just it. See, you'll go softer on his dick than you will on my hand.

You'll be, because you'll be super conscious of it. Talk about ruining a Wednesday night. Slap it too hard right off the bat. That'll fucking end that shit in a fucking heartbeat. If it makes the sound of, whap, you're probably going to be coming home pretty early at night. But one of the porn shows I hooked up with when he says to keep himself from coming, He smacks his dick on the wall. Okay, well, I wouldn't do that without letting him know what's going on. Hey, come over here by the door for a second. Wow! I mean, you know, you might want to fucking, you know, just...

You're never going to lead into it. You don't know. Casually. So how would you feel if I just, you know, shook the little buddy up a little bit with my hand? Thank you, madam. May I have another five to say call? No. You volunteered Josh during a recording. Oh, man. Wait a minute. Okay. So just don't hit the ball to my husband.

Like smack, no hit it see the nice thing is if she goes for me i only have one ball so there's a 50 50 shot she's gonna whiff uh but we're not gonna try that anywho oh she didn't necessarily say slap his dick maybe want to slap a dick oh gotcha okay okay well your husband a dick i mean i have call you a dick all the time i know that's we we had this conversation last week we had this conversation last week because i put the warning out there eventually the newness will go away and you two will be that's right and he heard it yeah well just remember said yeah it'd. It's all good.

If you want it, just tell her to do it gently and let it see what happens. Otherwise, she might sneak attack you. That'll keep you on your toes the rest of the night. But when's it coming? When's it coming? I'm afraid to fall asleep in front of you now. Anyways, so. I would never do it. Oh, bull fucking shit. That is such a fucking thing. Not when somebody's sleeping. I wouldn't do that.

I'm telling you right fucking now, it would be funny if you have a couple cocktails and you're like, and be like, watch this, and you'd think you're doing it lightly, and you would do it relatively light, but when you're sleeping lighter, it feels harder.

And I see you going, just being cute like a cat batting at it, and the next there's yelping and and laughing hysterically and whatever just remember i've hit that special spot on your clip before one flick flicking the bean won a prize anyway it's just saying uh so yeah so there you go but anyways uh again i just the night was awesome like i said we you weren't feeling that great at the end of the night and so we we cashed out we cashed out like a little before midnight because we we went up to re we went up to like freshen up and it's like we got a thing just like oh instead of getting a second win like can i lay down a minute we got old person yeah you Yeah.

You're like, I just need to lay down for like 10 minutes and like, you are out. I'm fine. Okay. So that's okay. But we're excited to know. So here's the thing. What was the name of the party again? I already forgot. I'm losing my fucking mind. You what? Love Potion 69. Yes. What was the name of the party? They have impressive. They just put out their Easter party. It's April 22nd, I believe. Correct me if I'm wrong. Make sure to check it out. It was a great time. I encourage everybody to go down. You will have a great time. They're a super cool group of people. Thank you very much. April 20th.

That was so damn close. Thank you very, very much for letting us come down and attend and be a part of the festivities. Sorry, we're old as fuck. They gave me a crop. Yes, and a bunny tail and treats in the name of the next part. And yes, they gave Zippy a weapon. So, yeah. Should we see what does to to your forehead? We certainly can try because we want to make sure we get live up on YouTube here. And so we make sure that we capture all of this for the courts to document at a later time frame. Anywho, yeah. So, check it out. Check those guys out. So, you want to. They have a great time.

Thank you so much for having us and putting up with all of our shenanigans. Shenanays. So, yeah, and the good dinner, too. God, we ate so much fucking food. Jesus. Why did we eat so much food? Well, what I think. How inexperienced are we? Well, I didn't know they were going to have food. Snacks. I think we did, but we just forgot about it. Because it was said in the description.

It's just we just but when you're sitting at carlos o'kelly's and they have the chips we devoured that bowl of chips and they brought us the second one yeah the four of us devoured the chips you and don hardly touched because y'all were too busy yapping but we're just because we believe in spending social time with friends and, you know, making sure there's whatever. And, yes, Laura, make sure it's posted in the calendar. Your party, the next party. Well, we had to talk because we weren't talking. You two were busy. Nom, cookie monster. It was so good. Yeah.

And then food came and I felt obligated to eat it all all I don't know why because I'll never do that either Yeah Yeah you did But I ate all mine So then I was absolutely stuffed And so the first thing we did when we went in a room with food Was went over and had some cookies No we didn't Hey we've got food sweats Oh look. We were away from the food for quite a while. We danced our way to Hungary. I don't know if we got to Hungary, but we danced our way to we have room to put more food on. Don't fucking yawn. Give me that fucking thing. I'll help keep your ass awake. Sit back.

We gotta show you tits tomorrow. The show's counting on you. Do it for America. Anyway, so... On a podcast, they can't hear it. We can stop talking sometimes. But the waitress was entertained by us. The only time he was quiet was when you were sitting on his lap. His name was Destiny. Her name was Destiny. Yeah, it's about like having the one gal at Village Inn named Bubbles. And I'm like, oh, she should be fun. And it was this old lady with a frown that was like. She was not fun. You ready to take your order? It's like, Bubbles had too many cigarettes. Bubbles that was going to be cheery.

And perky, big titties. Yeah, no, look, I focused. When Laura was in my lap, we were talking, and I was focused. I was listening. You were quiet. I was listening to what I was being told and making sure that the message sunk very much in. I had a weekend getting my ass roomed, actually. You've had a couple weeks of getting your ass roomed. Yeah, I have. Because I got it on Friday night. I got it on Saturday night. I got it on Sunday, too. So, yeah. So, yep. Is that when we went over to? Yep. So,. So, yeah, I've had a message loud. But you're telling everybody, so.

Yeah, that's what it is, you know, I own that moment, whatever. So, is that all you got? Fuck you, Lieutenant Dan. Anyways, okay, so, yep. So, there you go. So, make sure, that was a great time.

It was a great time And here's the nice thing I'm glad we have a week Off Because Yeah We've had two nights Like the last Well the last month We went two Two nights or longer Each weekend Oh my god We used to do that all the time I know but we don't anymore Now we're all Don't Shut the fuck up You don't want to need a nap When we got back I don't want to hear your shit So but we're gonna have Then So we have a week off And then Here we go. Here we liver anywho um why don't we go ahead and fucking, if you've got a milk jug, keep it. Take a picture of me.

Put it on there because I'll probably be missing. Just saying. Anywho, so there you go. Jessica's going to do Nights in Rival Week. Woo-hoo! You're going to be train wrecked. All right. So, oh, let's do halftime real quick. Is it that time? Yep. It is that time. Go get them. Yeah. Do it for your shit. No, you do it. Do it for your shit. You do it. Do it for your shit. Do it for your shit. No. Do it for your shit. You do it. You do all the talking. Do it for your own stuff. It's your vagina. Do it for you. Don't talk to your vagina. It knows it's for it. I never talk to my vagina.

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It's absolutely insane. It's fucking, it blows my mind. You can take orders on getting your fucking how to put your legs and get fucked, but you can't fucking say shit on this Thank you. Insane. It's fucking, it blows my mind. You can take orders on getting your fucking, how to put your legs to get fucked, but you can't fucking say shit on this thing. Are you kidding me? I can do what? Take orders on where to put your legs to get fucking drilled, but you can't fucking suck his dick for five seconds and say, oh, I can't wait for that hot cock in me. That's for porn and I'm being paid for it.

What do you think this is? We have sponsors. They pay us. That's how that works. Suck his dick for five seconds and then say the shit about yourself. Oh, God. Just funny. Anyways, okay. So, second half of the show. Miss Amanda actually came up with the topic for the second half of the show.

Now, whether or not she's actually going to say what it is or we're all just going to sit here quietly and look at her and hope to read minds, I don't really really know but i'll be just as surprised as anybody else will be wow just saying what was i gonna do with this show it up your fucking hell you fucking okay so it's your half of the show now so no no it's not the whole the whole half. Just tell them what the fucking topic is for fuck's sake. Oh my gosh. Shush up. I can't because you don't say shit and dead air doesn't work real well on a podcast.

You cannot stand even two seconds of dead air. You won't. I don't even know how to bring it up. Okay, so the other day we were talking. And there was somebody that said that when they hook up, when it's two couples hooking up, they want the woman and not the man. So they feel left out.

So I turned to Cole and I said, how has that happened to us And he's sitting there And I said well this couple They wanted you I stood on the side How many couples Did we count You're a fucking dick No so Yes the overall point Was that Every guy likes to whimper and whine And say everybody only cares about my wife They don't give a fuck about me They don't want me I don't give a fuck about me. They don't want me. And I get it. And I've been just guilty of all those times. You just fucking go along.

But when we started to count it up, we actually were able to count up, like, five or six couples that we've hooked up with through the years that... There were, like, many olives since the beginning.

many since the beginning it's like there was only one that was like that wanted me and not necessarily there was one that you went oh she took one for the team yay but I mean she did alright by the end but there was like five or six couples that we figured out actually just wanted you yeah the yeah one guy the husband was basically there was one couple he just wanted to watch his girlfriend get railed and i'm staying there going yeah he literally he literally like i'm like well do you want me to give you a blood job no yeah and they were all like yeah let's go hook up and then we're getting there and like i look over you're naked he's naked with a heart on and just kind of stroking it and you're just sitting next to him i look over because we're fucking look over and i look over i'm like you're just like and you just sit there and picked up your phone and started playing on your fucking phone and it was like and we're fucking and it's like yeah and I remember when we got in the car it was like cause we were done and you're like alright great and you're not normally the first one jumping up to get dressed to leave you're like well let's go and I'm like what in the fuck just happened and he told me he didn't want he didn't want anything to do with me there was there was another couple we met him at a bar never met him before still have never seen him since no you're having sport fucking but they found us on some website so what they really wanted she really wanted just a dp So, I'm just sitting there.

Yeah. They didn't. But, okay. In all fairness, when we got to their house, they had a decorative for Christmas. Instead of a Christmas tree, they had like a cutout of a Christmas tree. No, it was wire. It was a spiral wire and it was hung upside down. So, it was wider at the ceiling and went down, and they had Christmas balls hanging on it. She also maintained that she was black. But unless she was Creole, which I suppose she could have been. Well, she didn't even have the facial features. I mean, it was like, because we left, I'm like. She probably like a portion. It was like, what happened?

But she kept pushing that. Like, the whole time we were at the bar meeting, she's like. It's like, honestly, we don't care. You know, I'm black. It's like, okay, we're just having a conversation to see if we're all cool. Like, really? It's like, who cares? And then when we get to their house, it's like. Because what was funny with that. That one's. This is how we figured out shit was going awry. We were in the living room, and they had cats. They had cats. I don't know if I remember all this.

Anyways, we were in the living room, and we started off your second stick, and I was starting to fuck her from behind. My dick slipped and fucking almost hit the wrong hole. And she goes, oh, not yet, but in a minute. And it was like, we both looked at each other and was like, what? Okay, apparently. And then we, she's like, well, let's move her to the bathroom. I don't remember that. Because she said to me, she's like, that's when she said, I want a DP. But she goes, you're not going to be able to go on my ass. You're too big. And I'm like, what? And you just sit there.

You're like, just laying there watching. It's like, okay. I sat there just to watch. Yeah, but there was a kind of, so, the reason we're saying this is, I think, besides just regale you with stories of Colby and Awesome, not, anyways, is the fact that it's so, so many guys, we, I think you get in public and yes, the girls get the attention a lot of times or can a lot more, but honestly, I challenge people, go back and think through, if you've been doing this well, think through and see how many times, because it was kind of mind blowing when we actually said and thought it through one.

No, but you forgot about this one. Oh, that's right then you think about you're like holy shit and then i felt i went took a shower because i felt used dirty now whatever i didn't i was like man do we show their numbers no i'm kidding anyway so it was just but it's amazing how how one-sided we tend to things, and it's really not that one-sided at all. Hold on. I usually find a couple because I'm interested in the woman more than the male. And we've had maybe one or two like that that were more wanted you, the girl wanted you, girl and girl play.

But see, now we're getting to that point where we're at, like, we have no problem saying, well, you know, you two want to play, that's fine. Just go, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's like, that's been one of the advantages where we play alone, so now it's not that big a deal. Where it was a bigger deal when we were adamant about playing together. Right, yeah.

If you think back to most of those couples, all those couples were before we ever played alone so if you put that in the scenario now it'd be like okay well if you want to go play with them go play with them type of thing but I don't think a lot of times people are necessarily honest and aren't willing to say hey we really just are interested in one well it'd be hurtful for one I think they're more willing to say it to the guy to say, well, they only want the female. I think they're more apt to say it.

They say, well, we're only looking for a unicorn, we're only looking for a female versus with a guy. But this is why, okay, so here's the deal. This is why it's so important at events and parties to allow single males there. Seriously. Because a lot of couples are looking for single males to hook up with. I mean, obviously quality, and we vet them and all those sorts of things. But they're looking for single males. I mean, we all operate under the parameter that we believe that people only want single females. Well, that's not true. We've known lots of couples.

We have a couple that we all operate under the parameter that we believe that if people only want single females well that's not true we've known lots of couples we have a couple that were really really good friends with and i've been friends with them since the beginning that they played a lot with just a single male that they didn't generally play with females and i and i think it goes along with the same thing of the assumptions it's always the assumption that the females buy well and sometimes and and i mean sometimes but i mean that but that's not the case so if you're if you're a couple and and the female is straight you know you it becomes a little bit of a different ball game it was just really funny because i think people guys tend to we we get butthurt easier thinking that we don't get any attention when the reality is we kind of do we don't do a lot of shit to help ourselves right i mean that that's like when we were picking when we were picking our outfits and this is different we were this.

The difference now between maybe when we first started. It's like we coordinate like what we're going to wear. Now, don't roll your fucking eyes like that. Jesus, God. You know what I mean. We communicate. Give me that fucking fuck. What? I didn't say anything.

No, you were talking to the camera mouth and shit I said imagine that we coordinate now so we make sure it's like okay if you're going to dress you know if you're going to dress jeans and super casual then we match accordingly or if you're going to dress up then we both dress up and part of that is because we do believe in the philosophy that it's a lot of times guys hurt themselves based upon how they dress like all the girls dress up all fancy and they show up looking like fucking you know bobby the hobo you know meandering or whatever so it's like you know you want to try to dress to impress or you try to i think it's important to match a little bit or to you know it's not fair if you're gonna get all dolled up and i show up and fucking you know just like crap sweatpants and a t-shirt yeah dirty sweatpants one that'd be weird because i don't actually own any sweatpants i think i do but i never wear them pajama pants that could work when have you ever seen me in public wear those when you had surgery in in in public right but you still had to wear it for a while because you couldn't have anything because somebody will let me have bib overalls what would you rather have me wear in public okay let's have this out right now bitch what would you what would you rather have me wear in public?

Okay, let's have this out right now, bitch. What would you rather have me wear in public? Pajama pants or bib overalls? You fucking bitch. Are you shitting me? I'm not saying a word. No, you're going to say something. No, I'm not saying anything. No, I want to know. People want to know. They want to know. Right now, people are chomping at their bed to know. No, they're not. Yes, they are. Answer the fucking question. This show will go seven hours if I have to. Answer the fucking question. Answer the question. Which would you rather have me wear? Pajamas. Are you fucking shitting me?

Than bib overalls? No. Oh my god. I'm not the only one. I am so wearing bib overalls Saturday. Abso-fucking-living. Where are we going Saturday? To a meet-and-greet. What meet-and-greet are we going to Saturday? Spunging pineapples. Oh, shit. Uh-huh. Yeah. I thought you said this weekend we weren't going to have two days. Well, we do. Well, I'll wear them Friday, too. I'll wear them both fucking days. Are you guys all fucking serious? Bib over... Oh, my God. Seriously? That's fucking... That's retarded. That's insane. Why? Why would you... Why? Why? Seriously? Do I...

You going to have hay in your teeth, too, when you go? You would. That's not to be a smartass. No, that's fucking complete bullshit. There's no way that she's going to let me fucking go out of shirt on. I don't understand why do you think that it would look that bad. It doesn't look that bad. I have gone out with you in public, with you in bib overalls. One time. One time. Oh, my God. Ladies, do you know how much easier access it is? Because here's the deal. Do you know how stupid I'm going to look in PJs when I wear my cowboy boots?

Okay, that's going to be really fucked up at a bar for me to wear pajamas because i don't own any and you don't wear underwear awesome just say oh my god are you serious right now this is amazing wow i'm absolutely gonna fuck it i am absolutely there you go thank you larry thank you i i am absolutely wearing bib overalls out now they don't look... I don't necessarily have to leave the one side unhooked. I can the more hip, young now way. Drinking some Pepsi type shit. Besides the fact that you're really skinny, they're only going to be really long too. I am right now, I'm just shocked.

Absolutely shocked.

I i hate hate wearing sweatpants anymore i can't stand it more than life itself it is the fucking to me it is the sloppiest fucking crappiest look in the world i hate it can't stand it can't stand it i totally dig other people like him rock on absolutely I cannot oh my god hate it I hated wearing him I hated wearing him when after I had surgery I hated wearing him I wear swishy pants after sex yes but that's no no fucking way absolutely not I'm now going to wear bib overalls Because you know what's going to be great when I wear my bib overalls Everybody will leave me the fuck alone Obviously I'll just go sit in the corner with my bib overalls And my rum and coke And just sit by myself I guess I think Are we talking sweatpants or PJ pants I think we're talking like the thin fleece That's what he has Why would you wear those out Oh Oh my god Thank you very much.

Thin fleece. Oh, God. That's what he has. Why would you wear those out? Oh. Oh, my God. Shit. I have a picture of the bib overalls. And I look good in the bib overalls. I actually... I don't think it's on there. It's right on my phone. I actually... I don't... So you hate them that bad? Are you fucking serious? I'm trying not to sneeze. Leave me alone. I'm trying not to sneeze. No. Oh, no. I'm not a fan of them. If you were two, they're cute. But I'm just not a fan. Oh, wow. They just shout out Old Farmer to me.

You're not even a farmer You're not even close to a farmer Oh my god Wow That is fucking amazing That is amazing See this is the shit guys go through right fucking here. This is the shit. This is why we trust you. Okay, wait a minute. Okay, we don't want to go down this path. We really don't want to go down this path at all because here's the thing. You can wear whatever the fuck you want to wear. Oh, no. I can't get you to pay attention to me when we're out in public now, let alone if I wear bib overalls. Fuck, you won't even acknowledge I exist. Are you shitting me? Oh, my God.

Yes, but, Andrew, the reason why people wear bib overalls is, one, they're comfy. Two, they're easy access. Three, they have lots of pockets, but they're useful. I'm just saying. Here, I'm going to tell you what. If your car is broken down on the side of the road And you have option A pulls up And fucking looks like something like Vanilla Ice would have worn Fucking in the 80's with his fucking pajama pants on Or the dude wearing fucking Wearing fucking bib overalls Who's probably going to get you home safer The dude in the bib overalls So we're going to put you in pigtails.

So you can do bib overalls in pigtails. Fuck it. I'm not scared. No, because I can't even get you to put them on because they're sexy when chicks wear them. They're huge. Really? They would be huge on me. Do we really have to say it that way? Why can't we say that the first time? They would be huge on me. Okay, but we need to start off saying that. They would be huge on me. They're huge, fatty. I don't know. Do we really have to say it that way? Why can't we say that the first time? They would be huge on me. Okay, but we need to start off saying that.

They would be huge or not just, they're huge, fatty. Just start off saying they're huge on me. I don't, I'm not, I had somebody say that I look like fucking Uncle Jesse, which pissed me off, but that's beside the point. So the thing is, are you fucking shitting me? I can see it Wow He didn't really have long hair though He had like a mullet, didn't he? No, Uncle Jesse didn't He didn't have long hair like this You know, Santa Claus wears fucking bib overalls around the holiday season Does he?

Yes He wears suspendersenders which i hate about as much oh my lord wow wow it's not a shock it's kind of a shock why because look okay i'll put it here. I'll fucking say the magic words. You know what? I don't believe if you go, if you're in the lifestyle long enough that enough people own mirrors to have any fucking right to call it bib overall. So just fucking say it. Just fucking say it. You cannot tell me, you cannot tell me that some of the outfits that people pick to wear are not worse than fucking bib overalls. What if you needed a screwdriver or hammer?

Where are you going to put those in your pajama pants? What if you need a pencil? Maybe. You know what? You can put them in bib overalls. All your fucking dildos and fucking butt plugs and fucking the batteries to run them and a screwdriver to fix them. And your chargers. You know what? It ain't so goddamn funny when I can whip out fucking dicks and whatever else you might need. Lube, condoms, snacks. I mean, you know what? Just saying. It's all fun and games to need a Gatorade and a fucking pajama boy who ain't got shit. But here, have a dildo and a fucking Kondike bar, motherfucker.

Why don't you have a snack and whatever? Oh, you need a towelette? Let me get that for you. Need me to build something for you? With a tool belt, maybe? You don't need a tool belt. It's got nice built-in handles already with it. But just saying. You can add that as an extra accessory. Just saying. No, it's not Hacksmith, Jim Duggan.

and I'm not going to take and fucking carry a 2x already with it but just saying you can dad that as an extra as an extra accessory just saying no it's not hacks from jim duggan i'm not gonna take and fucking carry a two by four with me just saying oh i do remember it just me i'm just saying i wouldn't wear with a straw hat that would be a little that would be stereotypical i wouldn't do that no but the cowboy hat would come out the cowboy hat isn't stereotypical with it. They wear ball cap work hats. And if I wore work boots, that would be that way.

Like when I wore them when I was shoveling snow, that had more of a stereotypical look. Who the fuck's going to have a sandwich for you? I will. That's who. Because I'll have it in my shit. Bob the Builder. Everybody loves that fucking motherfucker. And he's a little blue guy. But I wear bib overalls. And you fucking goof ass do wow they were 45 bucks so what a lot of jeans are 45 bucks my oh my god wow I grew up on the Gulf of Mexico and not very many people had bib fucking overalls. Do you want to know what they did have down there? Do we want to go down there? Swim shorts.

That's what they wore everywhere. Yeah, and per capital, there was more women that were doing chaw than in the other part of the country. I don't want to hear that shit. Just because your junior high has needed a fucking daycare center is not just not us. Wow. It didn't. Awesome. I'm kidding. There's lots of redeeming qualities. Obviously, I can never wear those anywhere in public. You know what's so fucking funny? No one says it about kilts. Put on bib overalls.

99% of us that kilting we have no business wearing a fucking kilt we don't but put bib overalls but it knew the world's gonna end all of a sudden we're fucking not sophisticated enough yeah hoedown generally that's what we're trying to do. We are trying to go to a hoedown. And usually with the lingerie shit that most of the women are wearing, guess what? It fit right the fuck in. So, just hypothetically saying, sorry, I guess lingerie out in public is supposed to be more classy and sophisticated than fucking bib overalls. My God.

I'm going to go buy seven more pairs of motherfuckers and live in bib overalls. Just be a dick. That's fine. I'll never put fucking bib overalls on again. So there you go. Gosh, is Moonshine really pajama nice? I do have my pants. I am fucking, I am not wearing fucking, no, nope. You're not wearing pajama pants. You have a cute little Husker pair. I don't use pajama pants. No. And you know what? Seeing how I don't have even tattoos halfway decent, I'm not wearing them with my cowboy boots. Absolutely not. No.

No, I'll go ahead and do my 80s shit and get made fun of for my outdated outfits before I'll fucking go out and wear fucking pajama pants out in public. No way, no fucking how. At all. I'll go buy a pair of 80s bike shorts and wear those motherfuckers again before I'll wear pajama pants out in public. Well, I used to wear bike shorts all the time. So did I. I used to have stars on my socks also, but that was a long time ago. Now I can't even fucking wear my bib overalls anywhere. So I guess Cole's not singing Come On Eileen this weekend. Really?

Well, I'd have to do it if I wore bib overalls, wouldn't I? I'm just saying. If I pierce my nipple, I'd look like a water boy. Just saying. He was Southern. He had a pair of bib overalls. No, not the tiny biker shorts. Stop it. That's what I was thinking. You were talking about basketball shorts. No. Think of your gym teachers from the 80s. They were like polyester type shorts that are waistband about. I fucking love those. We had to wear those for soft socks. They were called bike shorts. I loved those things. Yeah. I would wear those in socks with stars on them again. They were comfy.

I couldn't fit into the same ones because I was like not even, probably a size zero. Bike shorts were the name of them. Yeah. I'd wear those again before I fucking. Well, okay. So she's going, but you said bike shorts. Well, okay, so my ex-boyfriend, fiancé, whatever, from high school used to wear those fucking things skin tight. It didn't have the padded ass in them, but he wore them everywhere like everybody did, and he had no right to wear them. Here's my thing, is I can't wear... He looks horrible.

I can't wear anything like that because with only one nut everything will look weird in the front i'll look off centered one guy in band used to wear them but he actually did bike but always had a boner because i'm like standing in front of him going keep making fun of fucking the midwest and our fucking hillbilly fucking bib overalls at least you have a bunter and you can't see it. But you can also, if you want to grab it, you can easily go to the side and get a hold of it. Just saying.

I promise you, if you want to grab my dick, if it's hard, you can get to it a shit ton easier without anybody noticing wearing bib overalls than anything else. So keep that in mind, ladies. Fucking making fun of my shit. Alright, well, fuck this show. We'll just shit in a hurry. Bastards. No, it was just fine. I'm going to start becoming the biggest fucking fashion judge critic ever. Okay. Now. I'm going to fucking call shit out like a motherfucker. Okay. Instead of a Walmart page, it'll be Cole's page. We have all kinds of fucking shit. Snap. Ah. Ah. With my luck, yes, I can.

If you want a girl to get your dick up, sir, she can get it no matter what you're wearing. I'm so not so fucking obvious. Let's not make it like I'm just some fucking easy slut out here that just gives my dick up. You're the one that sucked a random dick in the parking lot, not me. That's a long time ago. I was fucking a girl on the back to get for track at the same time. Right. It happens. But she was at least with our group. He wasn't. Oops. He wasn't even old enough to be in the bar. Well, he was in the bar, but. I don't know. I with our group. He wasn't.

He wasn't even old enough to be in the bar. Well, he was in the bar, but. He was barely squeaking by that 21. That whole fucking age of your kids thing went right out the window with enough shots. You know, just saying. Just saying. Wait, wait. Jessica, what do you mean you aren't? Wow. Okay. Fucking shit went up south on the.

All all right we're leaving fucking asshole i was gonna wear my bib overall shit now i don't know what to fucking wear anyways hey thank you so much for listening it's a great show shout out again to our sponsors, MotorBunny.com, ASNLifestyleMagazine.com, and SmokingMeatsBBQTreats.com. Thank you very much for supporting us. We sincerely appreciate it. Don't forget to sign up for Crazy Vegas Nights. Don't forget to sign up for Crazy Summer Nights of June Edition. It's 110 days away, so make sure you get your spot.

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