Krazy Truth about Swinging #288 Krazy Winter Nights Recap!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with the most, Cole, and I'm here with the lovely lovely, and only wearing a bra, and it's making me hard, Miss Amanda. Hello. Hey. Look at us doing new things in 2024. We're here to tell you stories and make you laugh and giggle. I forgot I just said, hey. Welcome to, this will make this part even funnier. Welcome to Season 7, Episode 288. And she just forgot what her line is. That's fucking awesome. I don't care who you are. Anywho, we're glad to be here. Are we? We are. And I want everybody to know, before we do the sponsors, before we get going, it's very important to know, you know, now that Amanda's home with with me i've had other people to talk to besides just the dogs so that means it just shows that everything comes on our brain means i'm just fucking crazy just saying welcome home all right so that being said quick shout out to our sponsors oh my god all you can think about is a drying jizz thing right now uh asm lifestyle magazine you know what if you want to know what's going on in the lifestyle as well as the adult world
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Speaker1: So we are back. We are ready to go. We are ready to have a good time, a lot of fun. You missed it ahead of time. We were talking. We are going to have a crazy summer night. We're going to have the great jizz slip and slide. We're going to have all the girls at the Squirt line up. We're going to see how much jizz it takes to do a 10-foot slip inside, and we're excited to see the guys that will slide down it and how long it takes for the jizz to dry and they become glazed so we'll make sure that we video and stuff like that so if you'd like to sign up for the jizz and slide please let us know right away we'll get that hooked up if you're a squirter and you're interested in entering the squirter for distance olympics we will have that available as well and if you are going for quantity over uh quantity over quality uh and we will have the race to fill the kiddie pool uh jizz competition as well uh that obviously that's going out there now the top prize goes for the first person that drinks the most out of the kiddie pool just saying can't wait to have you all sign up for crazy summer nights that's the grossest fucking thing i've ever said drinking a fucking kiddie pool full of fucking jizz oh my fucking god you're the one that said it and this is why we're in the top five percent of all podcasts in america right right fucking there i can't even believe i said that i really can't even believe that it just came out of my mouth to drink a kiddie pool filled with jizz. Now, won't that take the question of, is it pee or is it semen to a whole new level? Sweet motherfuck. Oh, my God. Tastes great. Kind of salty. Is the meat rub going to help? Probably not. But anywhowho with all that being said wow we should probably get on with the fucking show you think oh and do you know how much lube i've like been i've been cleaning the studio and of course it's where we put all of our things Dealing with CASBA, KSN, KWN Whatever KBN Yes
Speaker3: And I'm like going through
Speaker1: And I'm like going through and I'm like, oh, here's some lube. Oh, here's more lube. Oh, here's more lube. I'm like, oh, my God. How much lube do we have? We can. I love it. Thank you for the nightmare I'm going to have tonight. Larry, people thought we'd reached the bottom. You ain't seen nothing yet. No shit. Hold on to your ass, kids.
Speaker3: You're going to reach the bottom of that kitty pool, Larry.
Speaker2: No shit. Ew.
Speaker1: You know what we can do?
Speaker3: The only way jizz is good on a female is when you're licking the pussy at the same time.
Speaker2: Wait a minute.
Speaker1: Yes, that's very true.
Speaker2: Excellent.
Speaker1: Good mature adult point. But you know what we can do? It takes bobbing for apples to a whole new level because they're already fucking coated and we don't have to coat them first. We just put them in the jizz and you're bobbing for apples. They're pre-jizz or pre-coated. Perfect. Now we have a healthy snack and a sexual thing all at one time. No sticks required. Oh! Is that like sexual jungle juice? If we put a whole bunch of fruit in a kiddie pool full of jizz, is that like sexual jungle juice? Just saying. I don't know why. Only if you add semen in on top of it that's only for decoration hey if the girl fills the what if the girl fills the kiddie pool it'll be up to the guys to put the frothy layer on top and we'll see if we can make it like make a face
Speaker3: if you don't stop you're gonna make me vomit
Speaker1: we'll think what it'll be like a KW with that sitting in the sun for about two hours
Speaker3: Oh would you shut the fuck up Okay we were going to talk about KWN
Speaker1: Oh yeah Because a lot of people are going to want to go to our next event now
Speaker3: You haven't actually ever done it Have we ever had a slip and slide No Not even with water Because we were going to do it with lube But they shot us down on the lube Because they said it was bad for their grass
Speaker2: Thank you. done it have we ever had a slip and slide no not even with water because we were going to do it
Speaker1: with lube but they shot us down on the lube because they said it was bad for their grass well they ain't seen nothing yet and right now these judges going and we've told them to come to kentucky we've lost our fucking minds anywho okay well let's talk about let's talk about Fuck Wow Well isn't this show different from last week? So let's talk, let's talk about, let's, okay, so we just. Just a smidge. Did you say something? You are a loopy as fuck. What the hell are you going through and why the hell are you advertising for them? Because you won't sit up tall for me to advertise for you i'm sitting on a fucking blanket yeah but i need to be up here to see the spout if you tip it just like this just say something i can't have you in just say. Let's talk about mental illness.
Speaker2: Because you have, like, totally lost your mind.
Speaker1: Well, we stayed on track for exactly... Not even like two minutes. Not even like two minutes.
Speaker2: That's awesome.
Speaker1: Okay, so KWN, that was a lot of fun. So, let's... KWN is our classy formal event shut the fuck up oh my god if you want to do this show dressed up you've lost your mind maybe you would have been a better behavior if you would have dressed up to do this show probably hey to do this show should we dress up and he goes well i guess if you want to i'm like nah i don't to mess with it. Part of the problem is part of the skirt is zipped up in the zipper, so I couldn't get the zipper all the way down, so I had to squeeze it past my hips to get it off in the first place. Let's not tell you what get off. That's what got me in trouble to get off. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so for those of you who have not heard of our event before, Crazy Winter Nights, obviously, is our flagship crown jewel event. Oh, my God. And this is our last year in Nebraska. This is after six years. This is our last year in Nebraska. We made the big announcement. We're taking our show on the road, right? And KW and Crazy Winter Nights says that Brandon Home is going gonna be in kansas city and we're super fucking jazzed about that but uh we went out with a bang here in in nebraska and it was absolutely uh just a fucking shit ton of fun sorry that was one last and the whole jazz thing sorry i'm better now anyway so it was it was a shit ton of fun. Obviously, we had events and seminars and vendor fairs and lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my. And we had car wrecks. We had people getting their shit kicked out of them with the trunk of a car. We had snow and ice. We drove in a squall. Say it again. Make sure you pronounce pronounce it clearly yeah right it's no squall that's right white out conditions uh people braved complete skating rings to get home on on sunday it was but it wouldn't be kwn without snow or ice no no not at all what there's no it can be 80 degrees leading up to kwn and and the thursday before we're gonna have a fucking just show and and that's what makes it fun but we we this is our first year a few people that disagree on that one with our first year in carney and so uh so we were in the central part of the state so it actually gave uh some people a chance to attend that have not attended in the past because it was always in Nebraska, or in Omaha. That's part of Nebraska. And, yep, we are moving to KC. We're not moving ourselves. We're living here, but Crazy One Right is moving. We had a pool for the first time. We had access to a pool for the first time at Crazy One Right, which was awesome. Yes, there's pictures of me in a pink Speedo, or not even a Speedo,ini bottom it's a bikini bottom a women's bikini yes it's a good thing you only have one night it can all stay no shit i was able to keep it all stuffed in there i didn't know how to put it on i don't know what side was front what side was back i didn't go with you to help you so no yeah i was just so then it looked like i was just playing myself playing with myself in the room but it really wasn't i was trying to figure out what where to stuff shit just anyways it looked nice i it made my eyes look pretty my eyes and my hair my eyes look really blue it was a little more pasty than what you already are well yeah exactly but that made my hair like pop and my eyes pop really pretty beautiful i look good so it's like uh walked around and so we did that and it was just all kinds of fun so yeah so i mean we people i think people had fun i think seemed like everybody i had fun you had fun we had fun everybody we talked to if you didn't look like you were having fun we didn't talk to you because we didn't want to know i'm just lie. I'm just kidding. Wow. Well, say something. Say something?
Speaker3: Well, let's start in chronological order. We get there on...
Speaker1: Ooh, big words. Go ahead.
Speaker2: Go. Go. You're doing...
Speaker3: You are just so...
Speaker1: You're doing great.
Speaker2: Butterfly.
Speaker1: A little bit. A little bit. But I'm okay.
Speaker3: Okay, so we start Thursday.
Speaker2: Yep. Yep.
Speaker1: We'd only just begun. We drove through a we start Thursday. Yep. Yep, we'd only just begun.
Speaker3: We drove through a squall.
Speaker1: We did, yep, we did, yes.
Speaker3: That was scary as hell.
Speaker2: It was.
Speaker3: Until we're like 20 minutes outside of Kearney, and then it all stopped.
Speaker4: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker3: We had friends coming up from Kansas.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker1: They came out of whiteout conditions, and the truck was jackknifed in front of them. Immediately in front of them. Hit the back of the truck. So they ended up having to stay in a small small town in Nebraska. They got to meet the fine people of Geneva. They are okay. The truck on the other hand, the pickup there was not, but they were were okay which is awesome not like a good scare that was a good scare for them obviously that was terrifying and the fact that they still came on up which was what's they want we're like y'all you can go home yeah we're not gonna miss it yeah it's like that's that's okay lots of hugs so friday morning when we got up they were ready to go yeah they were ready so we got um ken he ken had a truck and we're like hey would you be willing to go pick them up wait okay again a fucking this is what makes this shit so awesome is we because obviously people are checking in and so for for – it was going to be – it was going to take, like, a lot of the morning to get ready. Yeah, but we were setting up the vendor fair and getting all that to go. And the awesome part of this is that, you know, Ken was – they were just participants, but he was, like, absolutely jumped in his truck, went and got them, went and got to their truck to load the truck. I mean, took the whole morning to get everything up there. It's so fucking incredibly awesome when you have people, everybody is just willing to, like, help. Like, no worries. It was still shitty weather, and the answer was, no worries. Where do I need to be? So it was awesome. So his significant other was helping us in the vendor fair. Right, helping get the vendor fair set up. So I kept going, hey, are they coming back yet? And she goes, well, let me find out. She goes, they're 15 minutes out. I said, okay, I want to see them as soon as they come in. So I was waiting by the door. I was keeping an eye out. And then as soon as they walked in, I went over and gave them hugs and carefully because they were bruised they were bruised some of them yes they were they were bruised brian you're exactly right we are we are all family and that's exactly that's exactly what it is and you know not just that so every part of crazy winter nights is so fucking cool because people, you get asked over the course of the weekend a million times, hey, do you need anything? Anytime somebody sees you moving in a direction with vigor and enthusiasm, right? Is there something, can I help? Which is so cool because that's not at every event. That's not like you just see that everywhere. So so neat that people were you know wanting to help and jump in of course we had volunteers that were helping we had great volunteer staff and our regular staff did a fucking incredible job if you can wrangle me that's saying something right so if you can wrangle me when I'm all jojo the circus monkey right before event that's saying something uh making sure our vendors we're taking care of make sure people coming in take care of make sure our friends flying in we're taking care of it it's you and i get all the fucking fun part we get to the the announcements and we could do the welcome and the awards and stuff and and's like, but if it wasn't for everybody else doing stuff, like, shit wouldn't go. You know, and this one was stressful. The hotel made us stressful. Just saying, I have no problem throwing their asses under the phone. No, who cares? Yay. But, I mean, it was. It was stressful as hell. But everybody is so awesome. There's so many people that make all this shit go. You know, that's like, I can't even imagine if you didn't have that. You know, you think back to our very, very first one, which is really small and week before Christmas and all that shit, and it was just one dance, one night. And can you imagine it was basically us and people who stepped up at the last minute to help us you know that saw us running around and said how can we help can you imagine trying to do what we do now in that situation we would fucking we would kill each other it would be horrible you and I would not love each other you and I would not even like each other we have a hard enough time to like each other with helpers just saying I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. You and I would not even like each other. We have a hard enough time to like each other with helpers, let alone with help.
Speaker1: Just saying.
Speaker3: We'll put the brutal, honest statement here. That usually, two weeks before Crazy Winter Nights, you are a pain.
Speaker1: Why is it just me?
Speaker3: Because you're moody as hell.
Speaker1: Okay, no, so it's just, fuck you.
Speaker2: I'm going to blame. You weren't innocent for three months in this bullshit there was stress there there was a lot of stress on this one because it was different and it and it was there was a lot of being the last one in nebraska being that we had a tremendous amount of of national people coming in and and i'm going to take a second i want to give a shout-out. I know they're not listening. But I want to give a shout-out to some of our national folks. Look, Michael, ASN Magazine was our corporate partner for the event. He flew in from Orlando. He had to fly from Orlando to Phoenix, from Phoenix to Denver, and then get on a 16-seater plane to get into Kearney. Okay? That's a pain in the ass. And then he had to get out on Monday because he had meetings to get to the next week. We had Nazi, who came in, who was in the States, who was getting back to New York and then on back to Europe. She was from Sweden, flying in. Bex and Jay coming in from Oklahoma to come up for stuff. We had the Whispers folks that drove up. Oh, they drove. They drove. Oh, I didn't know that. They drove in a car straight from Las Vegas. We had national people coming in from all over. The Kinky Shop came in from Dallas to be there. I mean, the national people came in. We were fortunate enough to have, there's a show, Jizz Talking. They sent Tom and his wife to do interviews and be there for us. The national people, the hoops they had to jump through to get there. And we had 38 states represented. So we still had a lot of people from all over the country.
Speaker3: But these folks, I mean, it wasn't just a two-hour drive, you know, in some shitty way. The hoops they had to jump through. So it was important. We wanted to make sure that they had a great time. And quite honestly, we already knew we were going to Kansas City. You know, we did not make that announcement. wanted we wanted to make sure that those people uh had an awesome experience because those people are paramount to making that jump and we and honestly we are so we are so fortunate with such great sponsors and such great uh folks that they they were excited in fact we we we closed deals with a couple of them the next on saturday morning that the long-term sponsors of the program they were they so enjoyed the midwest and our people and what we do which is a huge comment to everybody that attended as well so there was a lot of moving parts more moving parts than we've ever had with this one and to make sure that and i and i was stressed stressed i wanted to make sure it was good and the hotel was being assholes and because other people had fucked them over so then all of a sudden i got the brunt of that and and so we were stressed and and but the cool thing is is is everybody pulled came together the people that attended had had fun and And we're all over, and our people, and that's awesome. And our vendors loved, they love coming to our show. Because our people are supportive, which is fucking badass, which is, we love that shit. So we bring some cool stuff up here and doing with people. So, okay, so go ahead. So Thursday night, a lot of us, there was a pretty good crowd of us hanging out there. Oh, yeah, we hung out by the pool for quite a while.
Speaker1: A bunch just got drunk.
Speaker2: I did.
Speaker3: I did not.
Speaker1: I did, and it was awesome. And so Friday morning, the games begin, and Friday morning is a whirlwind of activity because Friday, the vendor fair starts in the afternoon. We had the first couple of seminars getting ready to go.
Speaker2: We had, and then we had the 80s theme dance, which I think people love the 80s theme dance. I think that was good. Now, mind you, other than the fucking assholes just gouging us at the bar, the Nebraska Attorney General was going to get a call on that. Anyways, so, but that's a side note. So, but still, everybody had a great time. Bobby was our DJ, did a great job, and I think everybody had fun. And I was exhausted. You were exhausted. I was exhausted. This is the part of the program where Amanda can talk about how she wanted to kill me. Actually, wait a minute. This is the part of the program. I'm going to put this out there. Since this tidbit of information came out I've been yelled at by you I've been yelled at by Michael from ASN I've been yelled at by Alicia who was one of our nurses, I've been yelled at by Jessica who was our event coordinator, I've been yelled at by two of our other admins and a couple other medical people on our page. So just so you know, when you hear this part, I've already been properly yelled at about it. Do you want to tell it? No. Or do you want me to tell it? Or do you want me to tell it? You tell it. All right, so apparently... You're the one experiencing I did not. Apparently, here's something I learned. When you feel like... I slept like two hours a night. two hours a night leading up the week and a half leading up to this and like the tuesday the tuesday before kwn you know we were leaving on thursday the tuesday before like three in the morning uh i was pretty sure i was having a heart attack so uh which i did the only appropriate guy thing to do, which is to ignore it and not wake your wife up. Now, the mistake was, I thought on Thursday when we were driving out there, I thought it was just cute, and I was just making a joke about it. That did not go over real well. Anyways, whatever. But we were fine. Obviously, I didn friday i don't know that on friday on friday uh like you know at like 11 o'clock also i was like i was wiped out like it hit me like a fucking sledgehammer fucking hit me it was bad it was really bad and needless to say say leading up to this, the dance was going on. And I was dancing. I was Michael Stabbert out there. You were dancing. I was dancing. That's our job to have fun. And we were. We were having a good time. And we were having a blast. And I was not drunk. What did you wear for 80s night? The 80s night I had on the white t-shirt, the top hat. My ribbed, jeans very faded, ripped up jeans concert jeans, true crazy with them tucked inside my cowboy boots I looked great it was awesome and Amanda looked sexy as fuck all I had on was I had on a tool skirt a red t-shirt I actually had my hip belt from 1985. I could get it around my waist, which was amazing. Not so many loops as I had before, but, you know, I still got it on. And the disappointment was I had plans. I had dreams of grandeur that I had planned to fuck her silly Friday night. Yeah, right. That didn't happen.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker2: And I had lace fingerless gloves on.
Speaker3: Yes, they were hot. I wore my hair curly because, well, that's what it is naturally anyway.
Speaker2: Hot.
Speaker1: Sexy hot.
Speaker3: And I had on boots.
Speaker2: Hot.
Speaker1: And I was ready to fucking fuck her.
Speaker3: They were heels.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: But, need to say, apparently at like 11 o'clock i got some water and i got like waterlogged or something i was not drunk disappointedly enough but the exhaustion kind of hit me and i was like oh i even said i think we should go back through here like wait it's 11 o'clock really can't do that and i'm like okay and i said i'll be back and that's all i said there i said i'll be back i didn't really say where he's going that was that was no you did you said you're going oh okay that's good so but as i was walking apparently i was slurring because someone told you i was slurring when i went past so they thought i was drunk and um the neat thing is so when you're super exhausted what happens is everything around you tunnel vision out starts to melt right so you're like oh so i got up to our room and i got in our room he had half the notion to knock the little lock so the door didn't shut because i didn't have a key right but i didn't and uh so or did i have my phone so so when i got in the room i started my body totally totally. I just went into a massive pain in my body. And all of a sudden, I was afraid to sit down because I thought I was dying. But I didn't, obviously. So when I finally sat down on the edge of the bed and then kind of slid to the floor, I was like, this is bad. So I crawled over to the floor to get my phone because I knew she had her watch on. I saw her phone sitting there. Not connected to Wi-Fi, but that's okay. I texted her a message. I said, if anything happens to me, I just want you to. The key is nothing. Pause. What? Let's go to text messages and read this, shall we? There's still a point of a little bit of aggravation with this, just hypothetically saying. Right. I don't really know why. Because I didn't die. Okay. Well, here we go. Yikes. I'm sending you this message because I'm feeling off and in case something
Speaker3: happens to me.
Speaker2: Fucker.
Speaker3: I love you more than life. I have always loved you. I will love you for all of time. Amanda, I love you. I'm not drunk, but I need you please.
Speaker1: Please. I thought it was going to a watch. It's not. It's not. I know you have options now. Yeah, you know. He will love you, but it will never be like my love for you. I'm just feeling off. Please come check on me. Needless to say, now, the funny thing is, as I told my buddy, I contemplated going down to his room, which I i'm glad i didn't because you'd have come up and not found me in the room that would have been a panic because my thought was i didn't in case something happened i didn't want her to find me he's like you were gonna come down and die in my room i'm like yeah it's kind of was a thought process not a really good plan either way i need to say it's funny now isn't it it's funny now because I didn't die. It's not a big deal. So, when she came in and checked said messages, I almost died again. No, I came in to check on you. I almost died again because I think if I'd have been feeling better, she would have fucking strangled my ass. Not for sure, but I'm pretty sure. She would have fucking killed me. Needless to say. He was laying on the bed. He was, well, you looked up when I walked in. She was feeling better already. And you're like, I think I just drank too much water. And I looked at my phone. I'm like, hmm. Too much water. Needless. Well, you know, so the thing was, so she's like, why don't you stay here and because she determined i was doing okay and so in my infinite wisdom i was awake now and uh so she went back and i was sitting there and i'm like i couldn't so i go back on the dance floor i'm like okay what the fuck so i'm like where's the nurse where's the nurse so i found a nurse and went go check on him. And she did. And she did. I was fine. And she goes, he's okay. I had managed to get my cowboy boots off, which was no small feat in my apparent death rattle. So I needless to say, I made the decision. I'm like, and it seemed logical at the time. This shows my love and devotion to you and KWN and our people. Okay. Because I made the determination. I looked out of our balcony. There was nobody there. I'm like, I'm going to die at my own event. Nobody's going to care. I'm like, fuck. This will kill the party. He thinks nobody would care. I'm just like, whatever. But I consciously made this. I don't think I was totally in my right mind yet because I made the conscious decision. I'm like, if I'm going to die, I'm going to spend every minute I can with her. so I couldn't think I was totally in my right mind yet, because I made the conscious decision.
Speaker2: I'm like, if I'm going to die, I'm going to spend every minute I can with her. So I couldn't put my cowboy boots back on, but I was able to put my top hat back on, and that's important, damn it.
Speaker1: And so I headed back down to the party.
Speaker2: Oh, and if we only could have captured Amanda's face when she turned around, there I was standing there with his arms out like, look at me. Standing there so proud of myself. Yeah. Fucker. We had discussions about that. Needless to say, I've already signed the waivers that agree that we will not push ourselves quite that. I just needed a nap. It was all good. Nothing happened. There's no reason to be upset, though. See, we all learned valuable lessons there. I learned drink more water. So, well, that's just... So, anyway. Anywho. The night ended fairly... We didn't stay down there much longer. I had no energy to fuck. I told her that's hard to believe. And I don't think she would have fucked me because i think she just still wanted to strangle me at that point in time yeah pretty sure that uh i'm pretty sure you would have killed me if you could have i it seems as if i i detected a sense or a bit of uh aggravation just a little bit because the next morning, uh, when I got we got to have that discussion so and and there was still even all those hours later a bit of aggravation it wasn't that many hours because we still had stuff to do the next we did uh and thank god because it made it so that i wouldn't have to yeah i couldn't yell this one them. But still, even a couple hours later, even with some sleep,
Speaker1: she was still a grumpy bear and still pretended to squawk at me just as coach. Let's go to halftime, shall we?
Speaker2: You do the fucking halftime. Yeah, you fucking do it. You do it.
Speaker1: I almost died.
Speaker2: You do it.
Speaker3: You didn't almost die.
Speaker2: You know what?
Speaker1: That would have been a great sponsor then. What? Cole's Funeral? Bob's Mortuary. If you want the best in emergency funeral services, Bob's Mortuary. No. Yeah. Halftime. There you go. So, anywho. Well, we, you know. Yeah. Full swap right here. Check it out. There you go. So, I set the alarm for Saturday morning.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker1: And we all woke up.
Speaker2: See? Get over it.
Speaker1: Guess he's not allowed to have treats anymore.
Speaker2: Anyways. So.
Speaker3: You had a thing at nine, right?
Speaker2: Yeah. Yep. Yep. Sure did.
Speaker1: Because then I had yoga at ten. I didn't do yoga i'm healthy for a man my size anywho the session started and oh what grace and we a couple of our a couple of our providers no a couple of our presenters were not able to make it in so i had to rearrange a little bit but we had what I love about our sessions is that we have super We're not able to make it in. So we had to rearrange a little bit. But we had, what I love about our sessions is that we have super, super unique things of sessions. If Don and I can't, I neither can you. That's funny. And one of them was our folks coming up from Kansas, Laura andn, and they did an intro to Impact Play. And I had made sure to tell them because, you know, when they got there and after the hugs and we knew everybody was okay, I made sure to tell them to make sure they talk about the most expensive kink you'll ever have in Impact Play. It costs like $450,000. You need a semi and a Silverado. They thought that was funny. It was only funny because everybody everybody's okay and they did use it in the in their presentation so there you go proud of that uh but no we we had we had the impact play we had your uh hormone doctor's office uh came out and did a presentation uh we had uh we had intro to the selfie class going we had the yoga we had um i can't even think everything now the game one he didn't show the game one he was unable to attend uh the cool part about our sessions and crazy one of our answers we try to have different things that our people might want or use or like. And every... We try to have different things that our people might want or use or like. And in every single one of our seminars, people were excited. The other one that we had was really full. We had Derica, who came in, and she is a therapist, and did a session about jealousy. And her class was absolutely full. And we have so many people who have already committed to coming down to KFC to do them because they went over so well. So we are – it's awesome when people can come to an event and walk out and learn something and feel like they got something more than just a hangover out of the whole thing. So those were going on during the day. The vendor fair was pretty busy all day long uh all the vendors seem to have done really well and uh even our vendors were cool we had pure romance we had the king chef that had a lot of the uh the bdsm things but had a lot of the electric uh different things on there we had uh artwork uh one of the gals uh fine artwork paintings photography whatever obviously the hormone doctors had booth there we had uh the um uh don and and sin and laura and everybody had the the ugg shirts were there and which they always do great stuff we actually use them for they make a lot of our stuff for us as well they were there with a guy doing nails we had forbidden uh which is a club in omaha had a booth there as well as whispers had a booth and obviously they were given pie yeah yeah they were giving up pie i had a half a piece of pie asn asn had a booth there uh and of course our shows so we had uh the fun pineapple group was there they interviewed us so right there's ones we're going to go party with in uh kentucky and uh the juicy debauchery they're the ones that are helping us they're out of kansas city so they were there dear nicky was there you had a booth signing some stuff unicorn landing was there there was another one of our sponsors that was also at a booth there was a guy doing nails yeah there was a guy doing nails just a total wide range i mean we had like 25 plus vendors so that was awesome what was nick doing on uh the beard laser the bearded laser guy and so he was making all kinds of all kinds he made me a really cool shot glass with our logo and stuff on it. And just all kinds of cool stuff. And the game. Yeah, we also had the Game of Lifestyle. They had their booth there. We had another one. Oh, my God. I said it was 25 or 30. I can't mind. Can't keep frame of mind. Can't keep frame of mind. Can't forget those. Boy, no shit. Can't keep frame of mind. I forgot to mention them for Friday night.
Speaker2: Can't keep a frame of mind.
Speaker1: Besides everything else, before the 80s being started, they had a hospitality suite going. A can't keep a frame of mind. And that was awesome. That was awesome. And, yes, we had the meat rub as well. The meat rubs were there. We'll have a whole list. Because we had, like I said, we had 25-plus vendors. So it's really fucking cool when you have, there's something for everybody. But it made it – when we have all these different types of vendors, it gives every single person that comes there a reason to walk through the vendor fair. They're going to find something. And that's fucking cool. That's fun. And then we had the pool party. Yep, we had the pool party in the afternoon. Yep. We kind of went over there. Just to observe, just to watch, just to cheer people on. Just to observe, and then did I do the, was the body shot thing before you changed? No. No. Okay. So. Dares were issued. Dares were issued. Raised money for Casbah Cares that you would wear this one girl's bikini bottom. She's hot. And come out there. And, well, Cole thinks she's super hot and sexy. And people were excited to do it. And so I was like, okay. He did it. And that was fun. I took pictures. And then there was more dares about I wouldn't walk other places. And so then I had to walk into the vendor fair, all the way through the hotel, into the vendor fair, in just a speedo. It was bright pink. It was cold by the front door because the doors were open and closed. Yes, and it was very bright. And my penis looks smaller than it really is. Just know that if you look at pictures, my junk's bigger than that. So, just saying. And then the one bartender's like, how about we do body shots? We're like, okay. I'm like, well, you can use me. I said, she goes, well, just take off your clothes. I said, I have nothing on under this. No. And she goes, okay. And she goes, do you have a problem with it? And I said, the hotel does. Yeah, the hotel will be up our ass. We had to sign a thing saying that we couldn't be walking around naked. If you had taken all your clothes off to do body shots, that pool would have a fucking complete naked pool so i tied a towel around my waist took pants off okay tied a tie i'm like well you're just gonna see this so i just took my shirt off and tied a towel well then the gal starts yapping at me have you been here and i'm like wait you swinger and she goes well i used to be welcome to the family kids all right So then there was only a few people that did body shots but it was still fun we were runs off you than anything we were like that's all it matters there's nothing sexier than when somebody licks my belly oh my god that's like the jizz slide again good lord anyways so that was fun and and then it was i mean saturday goes fast right because you're it's like the jizz slide again. Good Lord. Anyways, so that was fun. And then it was, I mean, Saturday goes fast, right? It does. Because you're, it's like there's all this stuff going on. And then the big, oh, one of the other things we had going on was the clothing exchange. Yeah, we did. We had, and that was popular. It saved a couple people. One gal had forgot her 80s outfit. And she was able to put together an 80s outfit out of the clothing, out of the clothing thing. We had a shit ton of people, you know, lingerie, shoes, dresses. I know the things I brought were gone. Yeah, and so that was a big thing. Of course, we had hair going again. We didn't have makeup this year. We had hair going, so people were getting hair appointments done. Saturday, big mix everywhere saturday goes so fast because you're you're i mean you're just everything's moving along and then people start getting ready for the dance i mean that that is the fucking that is the crazy i guess the official crazy one of nights is the actual is the actual
Speaker3: formal and yeah so we go up to our room yes and then well we bring bare minimum for food Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker3: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker5: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye.
Speaker5: Bye-bye.
Speaker1: Bye-bye. is the actual is the actual formal and yeah so we go up to our room yes and then well we bring bare minimum for food and it was like here let's slap this together for dinner and that's our because for some reason we don't have we never have figured out how to make time for us to eat right no so we're eating chips and fucking processed cheese and wraps it's usually what we're getting ready we're shoveling food as fast as fast as we can. So that we don't get too tired and do anything stupid. So, Amanda looked gorgeous in her dress. And if you see some of the pictures, number one, it is so fucking cool. There's something about it. There's something about KWN. And look, everybody's in different stages of dressing. We don't make it. You're not dressed up enough to get out. But watching everybody come out in their shirts and ties or their dress outfits and their fancy dresses, and there's just something different about the feel of that. Look, the party's on, and everybody knows it. But when everybody's first coming up, because we do the awards and we do our welcoming stuff.
Speaker3: We start that right off the bat.
Speaker1: And this year, we waited a little bit, sir. But it was.
Speaker3: We had to. Some people were running behind.
Speaker1: And people were still in line for pictures. And we want to make sure that people get pictures. And their hair was getting all done. And,. So I was leading up to it about the last two hours when we were trying to get ready. I was super emotional. So I'm a teary type guy anyways, and I was super emotional, like trying to get ready. He's like, I don't think I can hold it together. I kept breaking down into tears. I don't know if I can even do the welcome. I'm like, you are fucking talking. I don't care what you say. I was super emotional, but I'll tell you the reason why. That night, at that moment in time, it was the realization that something very, very cool and something very, very beautiful was ending. Because at that moment in time, crazy winter nights, as we built it, as it started off, it was going to be different. And I'll touch on that more in a second. I'll touch on that until the end of this. But needless to say, she was terrified I wasn't going to be able to speak and get to...
Speaker3: You know, I take over doing Ernie's because you can't do it because you break down every time we do it. So I do the Ernest Bird
Speaker2: Award.
Speaker3: Which is fine and I never remember what I said
Speaker1: and I hope I said what I was supposed to say and it does not sound stupid, but whatever. It... Eh not just this year but every year it you guys make it like this is this is you know we are every year we are in awe of what it feels like, what it looks like. Because when you're walking down there and all these people, you hear the laughter throughout the whole hotel and laughing and having fun. And you watch people taking pictures together. And the next day people are talking about the people they've met. And it's beautiful. it it's like it's what it's supposed to be it's what we always wanted it to be so as we're walking down there and and it's fun for us to get dressed up i mean i'm in my tux you know i'm all blacked out in my tux and she looks like the fucking queen of the ball and people are just you know For me as a husband it's fucking cool to watch people just just like watch your jaw drop when they see when they see her when they see her walk in and and uh so when we're getting ready to start and every year we have we have um you just haven't played a song for us to walk into you know and and usually it's stuff that has to do with my mood right or with my mood or with the theme what whatever you know and and i listen to certain lines and you know we did uh um uh ho-hum and it starts what ho-hum and it it it talks about we're family and that's the line that's most important to me When we walk into that song Because that's what it is And honestly There is no feeling I've Choke on spit My gosh Say. Say something. What am I going to say? I have stood in front of crowds of 10,000 people and spoke. And that's a cool feeling. But the feeling of walking in and when people cheer for us when we walk in, it's like the coolest thing ever. Fuck. So, need to say, we did the welcome, and it was super exciting because that's where we announced that we're going to Kansas City. And that's a very scary thing to announce a big change like that, because you never know. And honestly, when people, the cheer that went up that we're moving to kansas city was fucking incredible and honestly if you were there you probably noticed was before i said i just stood there in the middle of the dance floor and just you you just you you soak it in right you soak it in because people don't have to be there and they're there and that's just that's that we we never have nor will we ever lose the appreciation effect that that the people are standing there and are there with us and that that's cool thing ever so um it's the lifestyle of the year award this year we
Speaker2: we uh that's coolest thing ever so um it's it's the lifestyle of the year award this year we
Speaker1: we uh it's right there right right there's one so i'm okay it felt like family i was instantly welcomed by everyone i felt like old friends and that's that's what this is supposed to be uh we give the lifestyle of your award and this year obviously uh we we changed it up a little bit obviously everybody made the nominations our board voted and for the first number we had two Okay.
Speaker2: Okay. We give the Lifestyle of the Year Award, and this year, obviously, we changed it up a little bit.
Speaker1: Obviously, everybody made the nominations. Our board voted, and for the first time, we had two Lifestyle of the Year Awards, Cody Kaiser and Jim Adrian, both very much deserving of the Lifestyle of the Year. And the Lifestyle of the Year Award, for those who don't know, it's people that represent our values and what CASB was all about, inclusion and safety and growth and moving the lifestyle forward. And so that was incredible to have that. It was very cool for both of them. They were both very deserving. And then, obviously, Ernie's Award, which is, you know, you go.
Speaker2: People that have, wow, you can't do it still? Holy crap. People that have overcome medical issues because Ernie had ALS and he always, you didn't see the guy without a smile on his face. Well, seriously, oh my God. So, of course, we award it to somebody that is going through a medical issue. And we chose Dawn LeBay, who's been having a lot of finding out she's epileptic and having seizures and stuff. And it just came on out of the blue. And she was very, very close with her knee also. And she had no idea. No, she didn't was that took a lot of uh dealings behind her back to make sure she was there but it was it was well worth it so you can't get mad at troy for that no so yeah the other thing that that uh that that we do or that we started to do, is we do our dance.
Speaker1: Oh, you can't do that either. Why? Well, it's because of the living hell that I put you through every year with this. it's the way to um you know i don't know it's just it's a way to make amends you don't so you don't it's no there's one part i want to go into okay so you know i don't and i'm sure people you probably don't listen to that part because usually it's pretty fucked up because i'm usually in tears and choking my way through it and whatever. And this year was obviously no different at all. In fact, this year was probably worse. I had actually contemplated recording it and having Eddie play it because I knew I couldn't get through it. But there was a key line that I said in all of it that that is uh fuck is uh it's when you threw your sunglasses across the room and said it's nothing to do with casbah it's about you it's not about fucking casbah it's about us and it's it's the it's the the realization that somebody said to me, a very, very good friend said to me Saturday night, you've been married to Crazy Winter Nights. I don't know what you're going to say wasn't in there and so that's why it got pushed that hard and that's just not something that i'm ever willing to do again so i know to make crazy winterights what we want it to be. That's, I joke about the Friday night thing, but it wasn't very funny. No. And that's an edge that I don't ever want to go to again for anything. So it takes next year as we continue to grow and do things differently that's one of those things that will that will never happen again because it's there's a lot of things that are very important to me in my life and and crazy winter nights is very important to me but it's not it's not that important so it's just that's you're doing doing the drunk hair thing. I'm not drunk, I swear to God. But that's just a line that you grow when you do this long enough. When you realize how... Part of what makes Crazy Winter Night so awesome is to see people understand and find what's important in their lives again.
Speaker5: And sometimes that's a lesson that I think it's easy to overlook when you put it on.
Speaker1: And that's just a lesson that I don't want to ever do that again. So I did learn, so you don't see on me every Friday, I did legitimately learn. Crazy Winter Nights is something very beautiful did end saturday night crazy winter nights after those announcements we started crazy winter nights and and it was about it it was a dance it was more about you know people came for us as our friends and whatever. And we leveled up. Kansas City is a whole new ballgame. What crazy winter nights will be next year is going to be incredible. And we are very fucking excited for what crazy winter nights is going to be next year uh it is going to be like something you have never seen before from us uh and it's going to be awesome and we literally have already had people on the ground working on major parts of it now less than two they've been working on for the last week uh so there's a lot of things that are moving to make this the greatest fucking show on earth we always said all we want to do is take over the world and we're going to but you had to level up and crazy winter nights will never be quite the same what crazy nights all about will never go away and the and the most important thing that we can stress to people is the values of crazy winter nights the inclusion the safety the love the all that part no matter how big we get that will never change and our goal is to make sure that we're going to prove to the adult world as well as the lifestyle world that you can still have an event with a thousand with fifteen 2000 people at it and still have that exact same feeling just like Michaela said I felt like family the family isn't going to change it's just going to get bigger and we're going to ensure that that happens and so when I stood there Saturday and I understood what was ending but how exciting what's coming up and the coolest part is to see how excited everybody else is as well to go on this new adventure with us when we started crazy winter nights the first time we didn't have anybody to know if they like it or not but to know to watch our pages blow up about going to kansas city to watch everything the excitement and and to now have the casbah army we're going into can we started crazy nights winter nights alone we're going into kansas city with an army and that's fucking cool and that's what's exciting and that's that's why it was so emotional for saturday night for me because it's just you know it we we took it we're we're going somewhere we're doing something new something cool so there you go all right so we danced our asses off mine's still there because that's no mine's still there too and we know that um as soon as you know usually our job is pretty much done hallelujah after the announcements and a dance and then it was just you know what it's time to just let loose and have fun and we did did that, and we danced with other people. I see somebody dance with themselves, and I go over and I start dancing with them. If I see you dancing, sitting in a chair, I'll grab you and make you dance. Yes. Some of us put on a show. Yeah. You know. Slutty girl. Slutty girl. Dirty girl. Dirty girl. No. You know. Everybody, you know the most fun is i broke a shoe you did you were getting flipped around uh watching people leave on sunday morning is always entertaining as hell we get up and it's more to clean um we woke up sunday morning and it was i don't even remember how it got started but i'm like well we need to start picking up and you were doing something i went down i started started cleaning up decorations and stuff and this is when everybody's leaving and then they see you and they stop and talk to you and tell you uh um tell you how much fun they had and and that's awesome so that goes on till about noon and then noon we're like, okay, we really need to kind of pick up. And then as soon as we got into picking up, I immediately went back into bed and slept because I didn't feel good. And then you were sicker than a dog. Only for a while. I slept until like 7.30 at night. And I went and had dinner, and then came back and slept. And then we got up and took Michael to the airport on Monday morning. Well, because Michael and I went to Walgreens to get you meds. Peanut light and chicks. Yeah. So the thing is, to watch people leave on Saturday, to see people. Sunday. Or Sunday. To see people, the tired smiles. That's what it is. People have, they're walking out. They're talking to each other. They're having fun. They have the smile, they're exhausted, and you can see it. And that will never, that will never get old to me. That will never get old to me. You know, and just hugging people and everything from this, people that have been to every single one of them, to people that it was their first one and all points in between and yeah it it was it it's fucking cool it's it's so much fun and luckily everybody made it home because as we were here on the roads were fucking complete shit on the way home they were all ice and we're like oh my gosh please be careful but it was awesome and And, you know, the coolest part with Crazy Winter Nights, seriously, all of our events, but Crazy Winter Nights especially is it's everybody that comes. You know, you guys make it. They always, you guys make it. That's who, you know, we can do whatever we want, but if you guys don't have fun it's it's you know and your willingness to be patient is sometimes there's long lines sometimes you know hotels always fuck something up you let us get it fixed you give us patience you work with us it's it's fun it's cool and that's what it is and that's you know i don't know crazy winter nights is uh it's a good one having the books and uh yeah so what's come out of crazy winter nights uh kvn You're welcome. I don't know. Crazy Winter Nights is, it's a good one having the books. And, yeah. So what's come out of Crazy Winter Nights? KVN, you'll be getting hearing updates very soon about Crazy Vegas Nights that are coming this summer. We've got the first, next up is the next Crazy Summer Night, our first Crazy Summer Nights of the year in June. Then we'll have Crazy Vegas Nights and we'll have Crazy Summer Nights number two in August. We're going to be on the road a lot. It's going to be crazy. We have this weekend off, and then the next three weekends, or next two weekends, we're on the road, and then we're off the weekend, and then we're on the road again to Kentucky. And that's just February, and we've got shit going all over the place. So watch Miss Amanda's website. We'll try to keep everybody up to date on where stuff's at. But, you know, thank you, everybody. Whether it was it became this year or in the past, thank you for all the years of the sport of Crazy Winter Nights. It really does mean the world to us. It's very much appreciated. And hold on to your ass, kids, because you're not going to want to miss Crazy Winter Nights 2025. You just aren't. We're scheduling in time so that we can have more fun time. Cole learned. Yes, Crazy Vegas. That's right, Crazy Vegas Nights. That is going to be at what we're tied in with Whispers. So that will be a club, a whole club weekend takeover in Vegas. Probably mid-July. So we're going to get information as soon as possible out on that so that everybody can get down there. Because we've got people all over the country flying into that one as well. So FYI, their club can hold about 500 people. So I think it'll be a good party. Anyways, just saying. And you know what we have to do on that one? What the fuck? Anyways, so shout- out again to our sponsors. We got to go, man. I'm a good DM. I do, yep. Again, thank you ASN Lifestyle Magazine. Thank you ASN in general for being our corporate partner with Crazy Winter Nights and a corporate sponsor with everything that we do. So we really appreciate it. Smokinmeatsbbqtreats.com. S-M--K-I-N M-E-A-T-S B-B-Q-T-R-E-A-T-S
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Speaker1: With that being said, we are doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever fucking will. Casbah Style, out.
Speaker2: Bye.