Krazy Truth about Swinging #281 The real picture

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of CASBA Crazy Truth About Swinging. You almost slipped up right there. I know what I'm doing, believe it or not.
Speaker2: It's CASBA?
Speaker1: It's CASBA. We're CASBA. That's where we were when we started this whole thing.
Speaker2: That's never how you started this out.
Speaker1: Haven't we started anything the same anymore?
Speaker2: I guess not.
Speaker1: Just go along for the ride. It'll all be fun. Is it a magic carpet? I doubt not. Just go along for the ride. It'll all be fun.
Speaker2: Is it a magic carpet?
Speaker1: I doubt it. It's something. I don't know if a magic carpet would be exactly what I'd call it, but it's definitely something. We're here from the world-famous Crazy Truth Studios and Casper Studios in our fucking dwelling. Shanty might be a good way to put that. Anywho, so we're uh so we're here to tantalize and all that fun jazz and whatnot for those of you following at home this is season six episode 281 so i'll go ahead and make the announcement now so season seven will be starting in january and we will be changing crazy truth About Swinging for Season 7. So I haven't decided yet if we are going to go to a bi-weekly show or if we're going to go to a monthly show. But basically what is going to start happening is that we will be phasing Crazy Truth About Swinging out over the course of the next season or so, maybe a little bit sooner than that. And we will be truth about swinging will not ever go completely away uh but it will become a thing that's going to turn into more of like a probably more like a quarterly show some along those lines special events or occasions but uh the reality of it is that crazy truth about swinging has probably ran ran a lot of its course at this point in time. I'm sure the almost 300 or whatever, yeah, 300 episodes that we'll have, over 300 episodes we'll have by the time it's said and done will run in infamy for quite a while. But we will phase the show out, and eventually the show's going to be, as it's fitted out you will see Beth and Amanda's show, because I'm going to be up their ass to make sure they actually follow through and do this show if they don't follow up and do this show at which point in time all of their support from Casbah Inc. to keep their adult industry shit going will stop so they will either do it or they will be trying to find new press find new uh press people so but that's actually going to take and and that's going to take the place of crazy truth about swinging casby rants will continue to go this is new for a while so but it's just like all good things uh you know this last two weeks three weeks we missed more shows we've missed in six years. Isn't that the truth? It's an incredible amount of work to come up and do these shows each week on a weekly basis and never have missed in six years. So it's just one of those things. It's time. It's like MASH had to come to an end, too. So it is what it is. So that in mind but we'll uh once it gets a little close to the end of season six we'll we'll announce what the new format will be and we may actually go season seven may go half the year bi-monthly and then switch over end the year monthly basis and then slowly phase out so i don't foresee us going past season seven so that's a pretty big kick in the balls for ego-driven person like me, which we all know. Just ask most of my fucking haters. I'll tell you what an ego prick I am. So we all know that's just a huge thing for me to actually have to give up anything that would do with my stuff. So there you go.
Speaker3: Yay.
Speaker4: Moving right along.
Speaker1: So let's hit our sponsors again. Why? We've got them. Smoke them while you got them, kids. Man, a cigarette sounds great right fucking now. Isn't that the truth? Anyways, you want a top name in sex toys, and there's only one name to go to. That'd be Motor Bunny, motorbunny.com. You can get the original or the buck. Of course, Miss Amanda still has not ridden one and on tape yet. So hopefully now we're down to just the buck here. So hopefully at some point in time before KWN, we'll get you on that and you can do a review of that. Of some variety. That may well end up in a room where a lot of people do a review or something. But we'll do that. I haven't got it scheduled yet. I'll get off my lazy ass and get that done. Actually, I know what's really cool is that is going to be given away at KW have one the motor bunny buck will be given away it will be raffled off at kwn so just an fyi also asn lifestyle magazine if you want to know what's going on in the adult world as well as the lifestyle world then asn magazine is the place to go three million readers cannot be wrong and you will find that as our shows we have started to work more and more just as they're going more to the adult side we are as well uh and so we're picking up more and more shows we're gonna have some guests on over the coming months and weeks and we're gonna get miss amanda on some shows because uh where she is an adult star we'll get miss amanda and probably beth too to do some interviews so we'll be announcing those as we go and it'll also be an asn which by the way you need to get them ad for you oh what for your website you need to get them ad oh an ad i think you said mad and i'm like who am i getting mad at smoking meats bbq treats.com that's right everybody loves meat that tastes good whatever uh anyways s-m-o-k-i-n-m-e-a-t-s bb-Q-T-R-E-A-T-S.com. You can get one of six or all six flavors if you so desire. What are the flavors they are? Obviously, Hickory Dust, Lemon Pepper, SBG, Orange Mango Habanero, Pineapple Paradise, and the brand new Sine-A-Q? What do I have at? I think we've got it somewhere. Anyways, we've got one on our shelf because we use them. It is delish. So make sure you check it out. This is a lifestyle business. Proud supporters of CASBA. You can actually go on their website and do CASBA 15 and get a 15% discount on your order. Make sure you do that. They're proud supporters of CASBA. They are also swingersers so support lifestyle businesses and finally safety we preach it at least we hear ourselves say it uh anyways mycupcondom.com that's right help protect yourself and people you love from being roofied at events weddings outdoor things whatever the case may be make sure you check them out my.com. You can actually go to MyCupCondom.com backslash discount, backslash Casbah 10, and you'll get a 10% discount on your order. And if you are a bar or business and you would like to sell or offer MyCupCondoms, reach out to us, shoot us an email, and we can help you out with that as well. Hello, Mr. Ramos. Welcome to the partay. You just missed all the big announcements you'd want to put in your magazine. Damn it. Everybody that's listening right now, say hi to Michael. Michael's going to be at KWN because we're proud that ASN Magazine is going to be, and ASN Entertainment is our primary corporate sponsor for Crazy Winter Nights. and we sincerely appreciate all the love and support that they have given us through the years both at just our shows and everything that we do so we do sincerely appreciate all the love and support that they have given us through the years both at just our shows and everything that we do so we do sincerely appreciate that as well there you go so he'll be there, he's bringing up Victoria Peaks one of her friends and another one of the porn stars so right now for sure oh by the way shout out to Flying Jay I said it wrong, sorry If you're listening, you know who it is Just want to say Beck wanted me to say a shout out to you And so did a shout out to you So just so you know, right now at KWN Confirmed We'll have You are a porn star, you've done porn We've got Victoria Peaks Who's a confirmed porn star, he's going to be there to go tomorrow, who are a porn star. You've done porn.
Speaker3: We've got Victoria Peaks, who's a confirmed porn star, is going to be there.
Speaker1: Dakota Marr, who's a confirmed porn star, is going to be there. Bex, who's also a confirmed adult model and porn star, is going to be there.
Speaker3: And I've got a couple other surprises as well.
Speaker1: So we for sure run six or seven adult stars that are going to be at KWN. So that's actually pretty exciting. The folks are coming up and going to be a part of all of our shenanigans so it's going to be fun so michael's gonna have we'll have a we'll have a booth set up for him in the vendor fair but uh you know he's he's a busy guy he's moving around all over the place actually just find victoria michael's nice you want to meet mich, but you really want to see Victoria. I love you, Michael. I'll hang out with you. She's fucked a different Santa. I'm so hurt. I'm so bummed. I've got to wait until next year. I'm just going to say, this is Santa she fucked. So, there you go. Just saying. I look better. I look more Santa-ish. Anyways, all right. So, we've got all kinds of fun stuff going on. So, at this point in time, this is where I take the show. And I go, take it away. Right. I've never, like, had control talking. You're going to get used to it because this show is going away. I know. for your show so i don't i don't know if i'm all gung-ho for that one why why not to get more vocal why not you that's people will love the opportunity to quit hearing me yammer so well what the fuck am i gonna say i i don't know it'll be your show adventure of this whole thing? I'll be more prepared. You didn't throw this shit at me. No, you won't. How hard is it? It's just talking. You know all these people. These people have been listening to you for six fucking years. These people have been listening for six years. No, they've been listening to you and me interjecting time or time. They've been listening to me for six years and talking how much I don't let you talk enough for six years. Oh, that's not true. No, that is true. So now's your big chance. Go. What do you want me to talk about? Whatever you want to talk about. That's a really cool part of this shit. It's like an open mic forum. You can just run. You can just tell. You can talk about whatever you want to talk about. It's going to be a lot of dead air. Fuck. it's funny it's funny and it's entertaining in the past month month and a half uh i have been blasted in multiple places on multiple media outlets and multiple by multiple people about being a controlling freak and uh and uh yeah whenever these situations arises arises arise uh as a general rule it's usually dead air in life we go places dead air and yet i'm accused of being a fucking control freak because well i'll talk it's been amazing it's been an amazing couple of weeks and months uh highlight is though i'm feeling better and i'm alive now and that's great and i've also dropped uh 16 pounds in one week so uh we're duplicating that this week uh we actually we have to turn the heater on to 90. no we no no that's you guys's bullshit crap actually what nobody bothered to ask is when I stepped on the scale today, which is day two of this week, if I'm down more weight. Apparently you are because that's not the same number that you told me yesterday. You're right. I'm actually down. I've lost another four pounds this week. So, yes. So the goal is, I thought it was funny, I went and got fitted for my tuxedo today. And so they're measuring me and all this shit. And luckily, my tuxedo is supposed to come in three days before I pick it up. So, because my goal is, I think, by Crazy Winter Nights, my goal is to drop 70 pounds. Do they know that no uh but my goal is is to see if i can't drop 70 pounds so what do you do well actually no no that's wrong no that's what i'm totally wrong i apologize i guess it'd be 70 total because i want to i want to drop another 50 pounds so that gives me that gives me 53 days to drop april 16 pounds is one week is not healthy well all it takes is a massive respiratory infection for three weeks and a virus on top of that for another week i ate there you have it ate enough every day to take a pill to take my pills that's what i did so the thing is is that that's my and that's today so like all like, all I did today for lunch, I had, or for breakfast, I had two beef sticks and two pieces, two pieces of leftover red chicken. What's the fucking kind of chicken we'll get? Whatever that is.
Speaker2: Rotisserie chicken?
Speaker3: Rotisserie chicken.
Speaker1: And then at lunch, I had three more pieces of, little pieces of rotisserie chicken. That's what I had for lunch.
Speaker2: So you're going to starve yourself.
Speaker1: I'm starving myself. That's, you know. So my thought.
Speaker2: That's not starving yourself.
Speaker1: My thought is that if I can get down to, you know, if I can drop another 50 pounds, that'll give me about 221, which is where I looked my best. So 221, it makes me look like I have more hair. And so then we'll start lifting weights on top of it, too. Okay. So Carney said it. How was Carney? Carney was neat. Carney was good. You know, really, the nice thing about Carney got to be in the hotel to see more of the hotel we're going to be at. And look, here's the deal. The hotel is not going to be renovated by KWN, and that's good. We wanted that.
Speaker2: I didn't think they were going to.
Speaker1: But there's still a nice room, so it'll be just fine. But we picked up another vendor, most likely. So we picked up the guys that have a lot of BDSM stuff, stuff but it's all the electric stuff so shock me make me feel better uh they i mean they had all kinds of just the electric i mean there's some of these kids that had like you know um one of the wands and then had like 35 accessories and shit i mean it's not like it's not like a lightsaber battle over there when people try and say, I'm going to fucking bug zap a convention. It was badass. But they're very excited. They are most likely coming up and going to be a vendor. They were actually out at Exotica and that's where Joe had met them and then so now they're going to come to KWN. So I love bringing cool shit like that in because that's new shit that other people don't, you know, don't get to have. So one other important thing is I learned not to dye my hair. I got told I went to a hair salon so I was going to have my hair bleached out. And I said, no, don't bleach it out white. I think you just color it gray, can't you? Your hair's light enough. Your hair's light enough yeah uh yeah and so yeah so and i booked more santa gigs so it was funny i was talking to my mom the other night and i was talking about how the fact that i make more money off of and better booking adult santa gigs than kids santa gigs so like like three to one better so uh so that's Pretty much, yeah, we're going to do a second Santa suit for next like three to one better. So that's pretty much it. Yeah, we're going to do a second Santa suit for next year because this week I've got a parade that we're going to go ride in. It's not an adult parade, but it'll be fun.
Speaker2: Wait, you riding in. He's riding in the back, and I'm going to be in the crowd taking pictures.
Speaker1: Braxton, Braxton the wife, Braxton the wife.
Speaker3: So, yeah.
Speaker2: I'll have to do some makeup up on you.
Speaker3: Why?
Speaker1: We're going to go to the bar afterwards,'t we not in my fucking santa suit are you sure about that maybe santa's a drunk i'm positive santa's not going to the bar in a santa suit as being a smart ass i don't want to get it crunchy from what booze booze will make it crunchy if you it. Not if I spill it. Santa isn't going to... When was the last time Santa fucking spilled a drop of rum? Never. I'm not going to spill it, but somebody else spills it on me, and I would fucking lose my shit. Because I don't have time to get a new one now. I'm booking some other Santa gigs Santa gigs. So, that's just kind of one of those things. But, yeah.
Speaker2: There you go.
Speaker5: It'll be all kinds of
Speaker1: fun. Never stop.
Speaker3: So, yeah. So,
Speaker1: you're up.
Speaker3: You're,
Speaker1: you're gonna take one. Here's how it's gonna, we're not getting off the fucking area. We still can take seven hours for all I give a fuck. We're not getting off the area until you, like, take a topic for all I give a fuck. We're not getting off the air until you take a topic and run with it.
Speaker2: Take a topic and run with it.
Speaker1: Do something and run with it. You're going to have your own show very, very soon. So run with it.
Speaker3: Serious.
Speaker1: That's a fucking heart attack.
Speaker2: Okay, well, maybe I was interviewing you.
Speaker3: Really? Really? You think Santa needs to come to KWN? Won't be a little late for that. To KWN? If Santa, yeah, I don't know. Would Santa have time for that? I don't know. I don't know if anybody will care. I don't know if anybody will care. Oh, don't kid yourself. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. Santa might be able to be convinced. You never know. Stranger things have fucking happened with Santa. He's kind of an egomaniac, just like this other guy now. It's amazing. Okay, so you've got ten minutes to think of something. Wow. Because of the second half of the show. Your world. You're a big girl, your world. My world. You're a big world. This weekend for me, I got to be, I was asked to be in a threesome with a couple. You finally got the one that I kept saying you needed to have. Yeah, you did. And it's a lot different than being, you're the couple and bringing in a third. It's completely different. Was I right saying you should, when I've been having you do that forever and a day, was I right in that? Yes. So it's almost like a threesome can be fun. Yeah. Yes, I'm being a complete smart ass dick when I'm saying that. Yeah, because sometimes I'm like, threesomes are kind of... No. Stop. Fucking honesty on the air. Wow. Honesty on the air. Don't... No. Honesty on the fucking air. I don't like threesomes because you can't give everybody equal attention. No. God damn it. What? I have told you that! Motherfucker, I have sit here and talked about my nut and God knows what I was on this fucking stage of the year. I was serious. Have I told you I like threesomes? You have said you didn't like threesomes because they were too much work. That's how every conversation has ever fucking started. I don't like threesomes. They're too much work. And you can't feel like you have everybody equal attention.
Speaker1: Say it the fucking truth.
Speaker2: Own that, bitch.
Speaker1: Own it. Own it. Yes, I don't like them. Because who loves fucking threesomes? Who has not had a threesome in fucking ten years?
Speaker2: Maybe you need to be the third.
Speaker1: No, I don't need to be the fucking third all the fucking honest shit i've ever talked about through the years on here the humiliating that was honest i just forgot about that part of it that oh you didn't forget you didn't forget shit. You did not forget shit. That's called selective memory right fucking there is what that is because you did not like it. But now the cool thing is now you've got to be because you had gotten fucked and not getting to be the new person. I think for a guy to be the new person who fucking cares but for a girl it absolutely makes sense. It absolutely makes sense. You get to be the new person in i think for a guy to be the new person who fucking cares but for a girl it absolutely makes sense it absolutely makes sense you get to be you get to be the new you get to be you get to be the fresh beat so to speak that steps in there yeah man how many years do you think before other things wouldn't like when we have sex i'm like can we please do this we got to do this this next week and you always say yes and then how many how long before we can start doing some of those like just saying just just i i i want to duly note that i actively told you that you should and encourage and the reason why i'm putting this out here because the other other things that i've been told in the past couple of weeks about what a dick I am and how that, you know, I don't understand things are women driven is that I'm the guy that has actively, actively, I'm going to say it again for the motherfuckers in the back, actively encouraged my wife to go out and seek out to be the third in to get that experience. Maybe I was waiting for an invite. Probably. Regardless, the point that I'm trying to make is that we are progressive and we've been progressive and i've been progressive all the way fucking through and that's that's one of those one of those concepts i think and i've said it i know i've said it out but i can find episodes i've said it in that every woman should have the opportunity in a threesome to get to be the new person in there because it just makes sense it's the same concept of how we always how we did before we were in lifestyle what did i always say about threesomes because let's face it everybody knows the threesome is the gateway fucking sex acts to kinky sex right what did i always say should happen first remember nox i only heard half the question was trying to read. I can't read and listen at the same time. It's that. God. It's that because it's never every guy wants a threesome with two girls. Right. And every guy, regardless of whether or not their girl is, or wife or girlfriend or whatever, is bi or not, thinks they all want a threesome with two girls. You always said you need to have one with two guys, get to find another guy. That it's not fair to make a woman be out of her comfort zone first. Right.
Speaker3: And that was always a huge thing.
Speaker1: And when we had a threesome for the first time...
Speaker2: It was with a guy.
Speaker1: With a guy. It's just fucking amazing.
Speaker3: Yep.
Speaker1: Just going through clearing up sections of fucking where I get called out. Just clearing shit up. That's a shitty week. No. I just think it's only fair that I use my fucking platform to fucking put complete clarity out there. I've done it for six years. Why not go ahead and put all the other shit that's out there that's that's rambled and said and used against me all the way through why not go and get to put it all out there why not get to go ahead and use this fucking platform because the one platform most of my haters don't listen to which is really funny why not get to use this opportunity to fucking actually take and defend myself for once why not not get to use this opportunity to call shit out and to say, hey, you know what? There's a lot of shit that I play the game continuously for what? Call it out. Complete complete honesty I really really wish that more fucking shows and otherwise did that I wish more people would do that it would be really fucking neat and hell yeah I'm going to give you all kinds of shit because I can because you're my wife because we haven't had a threesome in fucking forever today because i can but by god when we said there were certain ways i always said we'd do it because it was only fair we followed through with it and that's the type of shit that never gets counted anywhere that never gets what i'm just a fucking pig i just make people do shit such an ass ass. Such an ass. Such an ass.
Speaker3: Whatever.
Speaker1: Anyways, TikTok, you're running out of time.
Speaker2: You said ten minutes, buddy.
Speaker1: You got six minutes left.
Speaker2: No, three.
Speaker1: No, at halftime. I told you at halftime you had to do it. Oh, unless you're ready. You can jump in at any fucking point in time and go.
Speaker2: Jump in and do what?
Speaker1: I'm really confused. All right, you want to hear our shows on other places, check it out, Full Swap Radio. You want to make sure that you check out Full Swap Radio for all the new things because as there's a plethora of new shows coming on, one new show is coming and they're going be at Crazy Winter Nights. And I am super excited to get these guys, to meet these guys live in person at Crazy Winter Nights and to hear their show. Their show, it's called The Juicy Debacle. And they have a club in Kansas City. They're going to have all kinds of shit. It's very cool. It's two couples. And I've talked to the one guy I don't know how many times, and fucking it's just a hoot. The wives get together. They pick a topic. The wives get together on Monday and record the show on that. On Wednesday, the husbands get together and record a show on that. And on Friday, they get together after they've listened to the other two's podcasts and record a show on the topic, all four of them together. And it is fucking hilarious. And we are so excited. They have joined the full Swap network. So they're going to be on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 4pm Central Standard Time. And we are super excited. We are also adding about three adult shows. So we've got shows that are interviewing porn stars, whatever the case may be. Those are some of the shows that I'm working to get Miss Amanda on and whatever. And so it's very, very cool to check some of those out. But there's a lot of cool news things coming at Full Swap Radio. You want to make sure that you're a part of it and check it out. You can obviously still hear this show for the time being on there as well. www.FullSwapRadio.com There you go. I'll see you next time. www.foolswapradio.com www.fools so different than the other ones obviously new jersey was completely different than miami and um yeah it is it it's it's a lot of fun i mean i i think you saw way more porn producers in new jersey because there's more of them up on that in that part of the country and it's a lot around new york city and out of new york city and new jersey and and whatever uh but it was cool and i think that uh you know we will start being a staple obviously we'll be staples there because of not because of the lifestyle stuff we do but because of the stuff that you do uh so that will be staples at at them but i'm really excited to uh go to chicago i believe chicago's in april or may because we'll have a couple of booths there you'll have a booth and Beth will have a booth and I should have worn my Santa Claus suits earlier. I had people ask me to go and probably if I would go to the DC show in two weeks I would probably get to do some shoots and stuff but yeah that was a lot of fun we of fun. We got lots of great pictures of that. That was a good time. It's just a fun time. And then we're hanging out with people that we know, which is the family. And that's really cool. So it's definitely a lot of fun. Miami had more girls walking around more naked. That's really funny. Yeah. Where Jersey had way more vendors and stuff. I mean, actual products and stuff like that, not just girls and guys, not just performers and content creators. No, but just the guests that were walking around were way more naked in Miami. Yes. Yeah. Miami, and I heard somebody say that Miami always has more of a show feel to it, you know, and has that South Beach feel to it more than the other shows. Of course, there again, Miami was July versus New Jersey, which was, you know. November. November. And it was a little chillier. It was a little chillier. Not bad. I mean, we had gorgeous weather, but. No, but you would wear a sweats wear sweatshirt i mean it would be easy to wear long sleeves and shit because it was what like in the 50s yeah yeah i mean it really was so i mean it's it's yeah it's absolutely it was absolutely a different a different vibe to it and and they say talking to people they say every show is that way every show has a very unique feel to it for for how it is and what it is and like chicago apparently is two levels it's like supposed to be the biggest this their biggest show yeah it's their it's their biggest show and and then there's always a tattoo convention going on at the same time right with it so you have a lot of really good know you have people with ink and all kinds of stuff so uh and i think we were learning a lot so where you were able to do a couple shoot things while you're out there and and we'll be better prepared now you're able to meet some of the other uh studio people you know and because that's the thing we're not looking just for content creators we're not you know we're not just only fans or loyal fans whatever we're looking for studios and so that gave you a chance to get to to meet some of those people that will which will make a difference for uh you know work throughout the year i mean not just the exoticas but work throughout the year so that that's gonna be that's gonna be huge and and they love pickles in fucking new jersey pickles fucking everyone good god pickles i'm like wondering if it was like if it's becoming this trendy thing to have all these different flavors of freaking pickles or if it was just a an east coast thing i don't know i don't know i i have never seen one which is giant cucumber i mean it was literally just i've never seen i mean pickle bars in restaurants and whatever and and the one restaurant didn't surprise me because it was almost more like kosher deli so it didn't surprise me but i it's it's a thing so whatever you only try at the restaurant you didn't try it at the expo did you i didn't i know i couldn't even find your popcorn at the expo So obviously Obviously that kind of hindered Things just to scoge
Speaker2: Yeah I wanted popcorn I found it, I knew where it was
Speaker1: I got the wrong kind
Speaker2: No but that candy was good that we walked by
Speaker1: Yeah no the candy You should have gotten some of that Probably not But that would have been It was delicious I've given Santa samplers and it was good I had to eat that Thank you. I've gotten some of that. Probably not, but that would have been, it would have been, it was delicious. The same, I've given Santa's samplers and it was good. I'd eat that. I'd eat that. He gave me one. We both got one at the same time. Yeah, but you were almost naked, so that's why you were Santa's handler. What? No, you had your elf ears on for that one. I had on just a coat, panties and. Right, elf ears. Elf ears. That was a slutty elf.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Yep.
Speaker3: Good job.
Speaker2: That's just me.
Speaker1: Looky there. It's time.
Speaker2: What's time for?
Speaker1: Don't try to pull that shit.
Speaker3: What?
Speaker1: It's time for you to take over the show. I don't try to pull that shit what it's time for you to take over the show why do you pull this shit what is it pulling what is it pulling it's just talking man it's just talking uh does exotica showcase the locals or the same vendors traveling uh it's a lot of the same travel it's a lot of the same traveler a lot of the same vendors traveling? It's a lot of the same travelers, a lot of the same vendors traveling, although there's a lot of local ones. Not everybody goes to every show. No, because the booth that was across from us was this annoying guy trying to sell lollipops. Lollipops. But they weren't at Miami.ipops, Lollipops And mind you, I mean, the booth space is expensive. It's like starts at three. In Miami, did you see any food? No, they didn't have food.
Speaker2: They didn't have food, except the lollipops, but that was in like a clothing and stuff.
Speaker1: Yeah, they really didn't have any. So the vendors is more, there's some that are local or that just hit certain. You've got to remember on the coast, especially the East Coast, there's a lot of sex shows and BDSM shows and poly shows and swinger shows that have vendors. So they don't have to travel necessarily very far. So a lot of them will stay somewhat local. But when they find a show that they do really well at, then they'll travel. The one year at KWN where we had a huge vendor fair, we had 120 vendors or some shit, one of the advantages was we caught a bunch of them that were traveling from a big BDSM show on the West Coast in Portland, and they were headed to the AVNs next and just worked out in between. But one thing that's been funny, and you heard people talk about it at Exotica, and I know we've felt that dealing with KWN is that a lot of people that were vendors that were traveling to this stuff have either had to cut back or get regular jobs so they can't go to as many shows or have went out of business since COVID. That COVID has taken a definite hit. The other thing, like in Miamiami had way more um lifestyle side booths and and products whereas uh new jersey had way more adult oh across from us in miami was butt butter yeah they were i didn't see them no so it it's but then there was there were several others you didn't see that weren't both that were that were both yeah i don't remember a lot of booths of models do you and miami there there were a few new jersey there was a lot and new jersey there's a lot but again new jersey you had more you had all the you know like tadpole and and some of the other you know studios there so they're going around and and some of the girls are coming over spending time in some of the kind of some of the studios booths signing some of their stuff that's true and but they're also trying to meet some of them and get over and talk to them and catch the eye of some of the the uh the producers and whatever because quite honestly you know there's shoots going on there are people renting Airbnbs leading up to and through Exotica's to shoot as much content as is humanly possible you know I mean like massive that's that's the push whether you're a star or a studio you're trying to get it's a great place to get as many tested people in one spot as you can uh age difference wise no what between miami and new jersey no not really oh age of people that attended there was a lot more people that we're talking about porn stars there's a lot more people attended like it was like 25 000 30 000 attended new jersey yeah versus like seven000 or 8,000 attended Miami. That is very true. And they say Chicago is even bigger. But, again, I've heard it's more spread out, but it's not necessarily. But there's more people. They said bigger. Every show they just have their own natural little things that they do. And that's part of the fun of going to them it's kind of like going to different parties and events you know as you get to you find what feels right and what you do there's definitely a big feeling difference yeah like I don't I can see it, we'll be at Miami next year but I don't see us having a booth necessarily maybe we'll see where you're at maybe but I you know if we have a couple more girls maybe we will but but we'll definitely have a booth in New Jersey and we'll definitely have a booth in Chicago in fact I've already I put stuff in to get our press credentials and to buy booths already so spending money like I got it making it rain rock on what we do what we do making it rain that's the way we go all the way across the board so yeah uh it's an interesting time of year because you know people are are wrapping up and for the season and and hopefully after you get back we can actually get you some shooting some more content. You know, shooting some more content you're shooting some the first of the month and then we desperately need to like it has to be a priority to get you content shot before KWN because you're not going to have any time with KWN to shoot content even though there's going to be a lot of people there to shoot content with we're just not going to to have the time. Doubtful. Usually really busy for those. Well, you will probably make us give us some of the time, but I won't have time. I won't have time, but I don't need to shoot it and show action and run out of the room. Anyways, that's what it is. You'd really yell action and run out of the room. Action. I would. I'm like, what the hell else am I going to do? Stand there, I there I can't you know what sucked is I couldn't I couldn't watch a shooting this time anyways because I was fucking sick so I couldn't stop myself from coughing so I couldn't go be anywhere that they're trying to film because no one has to edit out or confuse it with the sound of dicks I was going say, that kind of goes with some of the sounds they want. Yeah, except my cough did not sound sexy or like dick sucking.
Speaker2: No, no, it didn't.
Speaker1: When they swabbed my tonsils, that sounded similar to the sound of dick sucking, but that was a totally different situation.
Speaker3: Just saying.
Speaker2: Got that gag sound good.
Speaker1: It's pretty bad when your tonsils are so swollen, they're triggering your, it's a constant gag reflex, because that's how swollen your tonsils are. It was awesome. Come here, let me make it. Oh, yeah. Anyways, whatever. Working the gag reflex. Yeah. It's like numbing. Oh, fuck. Yeah, it was brutal. Brutal, to say the least. You survived. Yeah, I know. Barely. you didn't think you were going to do not even fucking do anything act like i'm this fucking piss and cry male i god i didn't i was picking on you am i not allowed to pick on you not with that no absolutely not because every girl assumes because every guy's a, and so no. Absolutely. We were talking about you last week and how bad you looked Saturday when you came out. How bad I look doesn't mean I'm not whining about being a pussy guy, being sick. Because I don't generally whine that much about being sick. I usually just sleep. Sleep through shit tired of when you give yourself a hernia coughing it you you fucking kind of reach a point of frustration just just a scotch you know or you or you you're gagging and it's like you feel now you know what it feels like to me you know i'm a puker that fights it so everybody everybody just goes, bleh. I'm over there. I fucking can't breathe for four minutes. Now it feels like I'm being strangled.
Speaker3: Get this.
Speaker2: What fucking day was that? Wednesday night? Thursday morning?
Speaker1: Yeah, Thursday morning.
Speaker2: Because you went to the doctor Thursday afternoon, morning-ish afternoon. Lunch time.
Speaker1: So I'm like, he's sleeping on the couch in his office, which is right on the other side of the bedroom and i hear that and i'm like going my god is he just snoring all goofy or what and i'm like what the hell enough to wake me up and i'm sitting there and do nothing i'm listening to him for like five minutes i feel like like I should go check on him. But all of a sudden, there's a tap on the wall. And Cole was choking himself and couldn't breathe. I felt like a horrible wife. Awesome. I'm a dick for making you want to talk on your own. Anywho, do you think a single guy has a play on all situations? Are we just talking in general in life? Yes. A single guy absolutely has an opportunity on any situation. If you're not a dick, you have a chance. That's the best I can tell you. I'm going to assume. You probably have a... A single guy has a better chance than most married guys do, quite honestly. To be in situations. So, because you... After you're done, you go away.
Speaker5: So that's...
Speaker1: I mean, that's quite honestly it. So yes, a single guy has a better fucking shot in most situations. If they're not an ass than a married guy does.
Speaker3: Mm-hmm.
Speaker1: That was a, mm-hmm, yeah. Yep. Married guys, you got to hope. It's a hope factor. You have to hope.
Speaker2: Nice, polite, don't gloat about it. And if you're fun. There you go. That's my take on it.
Speaker1: So what?
Speaker3: You mean like
Speaker1: if we picked up a single guy? Like if we picked up
Speaker3: a random
Speaker1: and had sex that's what you'd look for? Look at how carefully you're treading that water.
Speaker2: Yes, nice, polite, don't gloat about it.
Speaker1: So that's what I'd be looking for, or what you'd be looking for.
Speaker2: I wouldn't know if they were gloating about it until after.
Speaker1: Well, no, I know, but take that part out, but that's what you'd be looking for.
Speaker2: Partially, yeah. Why? Oh, I know, but take that part out. But that's what you'd be looking for. Partially, yeah.
Speaker3: Why?
Speaker1: Oh, I just didn't know. I didn't know what we were looking for the after morning sex when I say this next week. If that's what we're supposed to be looking for.
Speaker3: What?
Speaker2: Am I not? I'm not following. When we have we have sex oh when you and i have sex okay
Speaker1: and at the end like usually when you're getting me off right right i'm like we really need to and i've said this for multiple years yes right yes Right? Yes. And I say, can we? And you say, yes.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker1: Yes. Have we ever?
Speaker3: No. Yeah.
Speaker1: Five years. Okay, just checking. I just made, now I know what we're looking for. Now I know what I'm searching for. Ahoy, man. So when we send up the flare... Is that what it sounds like? Did it just sound like a gunshot? No, I don't fucking know what a flare sounds like. I'm from Nebraska. You would know more than I would. We don't have to shoot a lot of flares in the cornfield that we were asking. Just saying. I'm not on a boat when they fucking did it down its house. I don't. What the hell? Just saying. I've never heard a flare gun go off. Only in the movies. Yeah, I don't know. That could be... It's like a goofy sounding gun thing. Maybe it's different when it's a blank. But it's not really a blank in the movies. It's like a live weapon. It's supposed to be. Right. I don't even fucking know. Who knows? I just didn't know. I was just checking. See, I'm trying to use this show as a learning tool. Well, that's what it's supposed to be. That's what we started this for, is it was a tool, a learning tool. Sure was. So I'm trying to see if we learn this as a learning tool. But according to your haters, you're out, Cole. Nice. Polite polite Touche, that's very true Dickhead Asshole Yes, that's very true So it's not me But I'm just When I'm looking for me, we already have me in the equation Larry, you're not helping the situation We already have me in the equation The other parts of the equation that we're trying to find that's how that's how that goes that's the part that we're we're searching for 15 minutes 15 minutes i'm like i don't know i like to be prepared damn it let me ask you something okay so this is this is gonna be this is gonna be a good thing so overall overall, what are some of the things that you and Beth land to cover on your show? We haven't really actually talked about it, but now we're going to be forced to talk about it some more. Right, you're going to be forced to talk about it. Since you're going to be prepared for your show, you're going to need to want to talk about it. So yeah, what were some of the things you guys were contemplating the concepts? Well, weating if it was going to be swinger related if it was going to be just adult related or if it was just going to be female related we hadn't like gotten past that because i'm like well you know you can hit all kinds of like different things but then it was going more towards you know dealing with men and female relatedrelated issue-type things. Right.
Speaker2: In the lifestyle and adult world. Some of it was just going to be adult shit. We don't know. We really didn't come up with something, but I guess we're really going to have to now.
Speaker1: Yeah, no, well, that's cool. That's cool. I'm just trying to get a gauge for topics and stuff like that because you're going to be more prepared. So I want to... That's cool. I'm just trying to, you know, get a gauge for topics and stuff like that. Because you're going to be more prepared. Last week, I'm like, okay, what should we talk about? And she listed off some things. I listed off some things. And that's what we got that stuff from, believe it or not. The show we did last week. Which is really good. It was a good precursor. Part of the reason i would ask things is if you know i never ask anything without either knowing the answer or having a reason for asking it right so who would think that maybe i've been asked about your show have you you have who asked you about the show a couple of people asked me about the show so that's yeah so that's that's why we're we're pushing i'm pushing the narrative because yes i have been asked about the show and then in turn as i continue to push the show because i think it's a great concept and i think what you guys you'll do will be incredible and can add real value to life in general, let alone the, obviously, where a lot of things that apply in real life apply to the swinger world and whatever. So, yeah, that would be the method behind the madness. Not just me trying to be a dick, although, for all of you haters, please note, at this point in the show, it would be the 47-minute 28-8 Mark Kohl's be a dick although for all of you haters please note at this point in the show it would be the 47 minute 28 mark cole's being a dick again so if you want to mark that down as to when cole's when cole's uh being an asshole so you have that duly noted we can do that as well yeah because actually there's several people that are excited about your show because what's super cool is you guys's perspective is um uh unique you guys's perspective is exceedingly unique well and i asked why that what they meant by that i'm like why because i'm like i'm trying to figure out you know what do what do they it doesn't matter what I think it's unique I know you both but just because you have enough of an age gap that there's a difference
Speaker5: of
Speaker1: life experiences but not enough but it's not enough but to the outside world one starts with a 5 one starts with a 4 so it seems like a wider I don't know. But not enough that it's like, but it's not enough. But to the outside world, one starts with a five, one starts with a four. So it seems like a wider thing, but not enough that neither side is completely out of touch with the other side. For one, just your overall experiences, who you are as people, has made that, has made it very, very unique. And your differences in and having come through the lifestyle and whatever and then the fact on top of where you're from different parts of the country and that obviously changes social values and norms and acceptable things that you would have seen growing up is different and that's the part that makes it what you know a couple things that make it exceedingly unique which is Which is exceedingly exciting, because that's what people are looking for, is shows. That's what we were at one time, is that, you know, something totally new and different. And that's the exciting part of what, you know, coming through. So, Cole shoots from the Hibbon topics, Amanda's more thought out, both different perspectives. Exactly. Usually your shit's deeper and more meaningful so it's you know you guys have a a different uh thought process with it so i think that's what the exciting part was after doing just one show uh kind of the last minute putting it together because we didn't know i was going to be sick and you guys kind of started figuring that weekend i was pretty much there was a chance putting it together in one short term like that showed just how incredible i messaged her on it was either sunday or monday and said okay if cole can't do the podcast do you want to and so i mean that's that that's exciting that shows the the type of uh what what it's going to do i mean that's that's the that's a really neat part with type of what it's going to do. I mean, that's the really neat part with it is how that's going to take that and expand that and who knows where that can go. So I thought that's an incredible.
Speaker3: Monday.
Speaker2: So the day before.
Speaker1: Yeah, so that's incredible.
Speaker2: Because I don't know if I know what to say.
Speaker1: I might just act like it's just talking what right it's just talking then why are you acting like it's so fucking difficult when i ask you to do it no because you're asking me to come up with subjects i can't come up with just talk about whatever you want. It's just talking. I don't know.
Speaker2: It's been kind of a really fucked up day and I've really just been trying not to think whatsoever and just blare music in my ears. All day long.
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Speaker3: Bye.