Krazy Truth about Swinging #280 Ms Amanda and Beth Take over the show

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. I'm not going to say hey you crazy motherfuckers though because that's just not right. So y'all welcome back to another edition of crazy truth about swinging um i'm amanda and this is beth hello and we're here to i don't know occupy the air for a good hour is what i'm gonna say because you know we're just kind of winging it totally winging it totally winging it because you know So let me start off with the sponsors because I going to say, because, you know, we're just kind of winging it. Totally winging it. Totally winging it, because, you know. So, let me start off with the sponsors, because I have to say them. And then after that, we'll go into details about everything. Everything. Okay, so, first sponsors, no more wet spot. Because I don't want to sleep in it, do you? No. No. Okay. SmokingmeatsBBQTreats.com for your smoking, grilling, seasoning your meat. Meat rubs. They're really good. They are. Yes. And that's SmokingmeatsBBQTreats.com. And then we asn lifestyle magazine and as cole always says three million readers can't be wrong um that's that's all i got on that one you know go there for all your interesting um swinger and adult world information and just articles and good tidbits of info you guys have been in it we have no we have we have stop it okay and then guess what motorbunny.com because well everybody wants to get off like that anyway yes these are actually from motorbunny because at exotica they had a game um that i was talked into doing and it was pretty much they had a motor bunny set up with just the I don't even know it's not with a dick but it's like the ribbed thing that you can sit on so is this in a private room no no public room this was in the middle watch you. Awesome. So, of course, you're clothing. They put something down so you not get your little cooter juices all over everything. So then they had this game, and it was like an iPad. And it was not like Angry Birds, but kind of close. You tapped the screen to get the bird to fly higher, but you couldn't hit the obstacles going down. You couldn't hit the obstacles going obstacles going up and you had to float in between well where it floated in between was how the vibration went so it was like the higher you went the more the vibration went if you hit something you you kind of like jumped uh 15 feet and then you started over and i'm like oh okay i'm done that was a a little out of my comfort zone so how long was that like how many minutes um would you guess i probably stayed on it for maybe five minutes i wasn't on it for very long i it it was entertaining i watched other people just absolutely enjoy it and keep playing after game and I'm like going after twice I was like yeah okay so enough about motorbinding okay so Cole isn't here we kind of took over no I'm kidding um Cole's been uh sick the past month actually um but since Sunday he's been running a fever um since Sunday so we're hoping that he thinks he's on the downhill side but then he goes well it comes in waves so he's laying on his couch in his underwear with a blanket on him looking like death rolled over him so yeah I would agree with that when he came out you were over Sunday Saturday it was Saturday she came over Saturday and I'm like Cole dinner's ready and he okay. And he comes out. He was pale as could be.
Speaker2: Oh, my God.
Speaker1: Came walking out, just hunched over and sat down. I feel like shit. I'm like, awesome.
Speaker3: Lovely.
Speaker1: You don't look good, man. You don't look good at all. No, he was bad. He was real bad. So, hence why he's not here today because well now his throat hurts his ears hurt he's got massive congestion congestion and sounds absolutely horrible so he's got some things coming up this weekend that he has to be better for So he needs to get better, I think. So hopefully he's resting. Right.
Speaker2: Ha ha. He's resting. Right. Ha ha.
Speaker1: He's slept since Saturday. He does nothing but sleep. Oh, well, that's good.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: But then earlier today, he goes, you know, I decided maybe what would make me feel better is to get moving. Oh, OK. So he took a shower and he goes, oh, wow, because i'm gonna go way down you know what can you do he had to feel a little better though after taking a shower well he said it felt good to take a shower but probably felt like but then it was like too much on him that he was all hot and i don't know if maybe the heat because he takes really hot showers really hot showers so we'll blame it on the heat no yeah i think well besides a big respiratory infection that he's got going on i think he caught like a convention crud i didn't get it so i don't know but he was santa he was santa he did have girls all over him right i did not i mean that's the difference if you're both at the same place and didn't catch it that's true and i wasn't there friday night he was because friday night okay so exotica yes um the recap um i will not drive in a large city so we drove to new jersey um i made him drive through omahawks we were hitting rush hour no i drove i don't remember i think he started off driving i don't i don't remember des moines i made him drive through because that was during rush hour and then chicago i make him drive through chicago regardless because i don't want to um and then i drove a good chunk of the way until we got to new jersey i'm like um we're getting close enough I'm done and he's like okay well that was frustrating besides the fact that um we wanted to stop for dinner and you can't make left turns um there was nothing on the right so we're like just drive until you find some place on the right to stop. Because you weren't going to get back across. It was horrible. When we actually got to, where actually did we go? What city in New Jersey?
Speaker2: What was it?
Speaker1: It's not Eden.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: I don't remember what it was. But it's something like that.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Anyway. It starts with an E e but i can't think edison there you go okay so wow my brain is fried so when we got to edison we had um we hit right at six o'clock well six o'clock at night is rush hour so we had to go six miles Let's do this. hit right at six o'clock well six o'clock at night is rush hour so we had to go six miles took us a half hour besides the fact that you didn't dare leave the right hand lane because your exit was coming up you had everybody trying to get on the interstate and they would just snip your nose off i he was so frustrated and so mad on the way there he's like you know maybe we can't go to new york and see some of the stuff that you would like to see and i'm like okay and then when we got to the hotel he goes um no okay he's done dealing with fair enough he didn't like that at all so i'm like okay no he did the traffic. But, you know, we went out on Sunday because I was tired of eating. Just food at the hotel and there's like a restaurant close by. I'm like, you know, let's just go to McDonald's. I just want McDonald's. And Sunday morning, it was wonderful. There weren't any cars out. It was quiet. I'm like, wow, this is the time to go out. I go out like are you sure you don't want to go to New York he's like no okay fine oh so Friday I didn't go to the convention because I had a I had a shoot um for a website so I did that yeah slut wife confessions so I did that. That was super fun.
Speaker2: And then it didn't make sense for him to come back to the hotel, get me, go back, or for me to get an Uber and go to the convention because they were probably four miles away, I think. You couldn't walk it. Because I'm like, ooh, we could walk it. And he goes, no.
Speaker1: No. One of the other guys, Pup Ash, said, no, you don't want to walk it. I thought that last year. You don't want to walk it. And I said, oh, okay. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know guys uh pup ash said no you don't want to walk it i
Speaker1: thought that last year you don't want to walk it i said oh okay if you said so then we'll just say no so i hung out at the hotel and exercised and did other stuff until cole came back so he was actually at the convention on friday night so maybe he caught something there who knows yeah don't know so Saturday morning we had to ourselves and then Saturday afternoon was the convention and um we both went to that there was a lot of people there was 15,000 people a day that rolled through there a day a day yeah sunday not so much sunday was the dry it was the slower of the days and it was um quite interesting i mean that was just more everybody was goofing around and dancing around and yeah cole put on a santa suit and got a lot of attention and i said so do you wish you would have put that on Saturday and he goes yeah like of course you do um so we saw some people that we actually knew which was awesome I mean we were with the family ASN and yes they call it the family so with all them which we knew But then Pineapple Creations, that was at Crazy Winter Nights last year, they were there. And we're like, oh, it's so great to see you. So that was fun. So, you know, hung out with them for a little bit. You know, whatever that fun is. It was fun. I had fun had fun I got a lot of leads for people and and production companies that want to work so that's exciting it is exciting I think I'm excited for you I think so first one's in December so we we'll see. That we'll see.
Speaker2: Okay, so that's about that.
Speaker4: I know that's kind of pud, though.
Speaker2: But Cole describes it better, and he's a lot more animated, and he's funnier. I don't really have anything to say about it. I wasn't there. But you weren't there. No, no, you weren't. You weren't there.
Speaker1: But, I mean, it was all fun. We had a lot of fun. Went to one restaurant. Yeah. What kind of restaurant? Um, a Jewish deli. Yeah. Um, yeah. It helps. It's got a black and white cookie. No. Why not? I don't know because I know what it was. Oh. Probably. We went for breakfast one for breakfast one day, and I ordered, like, this two-egg toast type of thing. And then Cole ordered an omelet. The omelet was made with, like, 12 eggs. It was, like, this big. I'm like, dude. I'm like, if I would have known that, I would have had that. So I'm like, we would have just split it. And we went for one other day for a lunch, and in the bottom of the menu, they go, look, it says it serves two to three people. I'm like, oh, shit, I didn't see that. The window is so big. Yeah, so I'm like, well, we'll just split a hamburger. Okay, the hamburger was normal size. oh but there there was a breakfast, this guy came out, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, they serve pizza. No, that was a pancake. It was the size of a pizza pan. I'm like, that's one pancake. So someone goes, well, how did they flip it? And I'm like, well, I'm pretty sure they have, like, a pizza thing that just. I don't know. Oh, yeah, a pizza paddle, probably. Yeah. I don't know what probably yeah i don't know what that sounds amazing um pancakes i didn't have any and i'm glad i didn't order one or i've been taking a whole bunch home yes of course but one guy at lunch he was sitting next to me joe um he ordered a sandwich he gave half the sandwich to this other guy izzy he kept the sandwich they give you extra bread and the thing was this tall so he was this tall like people listening can actually see what that is it was probably nine inches or so tall with meat so they gave a bunch of loaves of or pieces of cut up bread and he made like five sandwiches out of it whoa i'm like wow i bet you have enough to eat for the whole entire weekend and he did he was in the in the show booth eating like okay whatever works for you so that was fun okay so what else what was your favorite part I don't know what was my favorite part I don't know. What was my favorite part? I don't know. That's why I asked. It was probably doing the scene on Friday. Trade shows really aren't my cup of tea. I mean, I can't say that. That sounds really kind of rude. But I'm not one to put myself out there say here have a card you know there was one guy okay one guy did make my day he's staring at me and I look up at him and I'm like okay and he's like girl you just what I like and I'm like, can I get your picture? I said, absolutely. I said, what, I have to be by myself? So I got a picture with one guy, and then I got a picture with the other guy. I'm like, rock on. And he's like, how about I put it on your Instagram? I said, okay. Then come to find out my Instagram was shut down. So I will never see those pictures. He can enjoy them. Life goes on. Oh, Sunday was a day from hell. Oh, right. Sunday sucked ass. I started off getting out of the shower and I'm getting ready. And there's a mirror around the corner of the bathroom. And, you know, I'm naked. And I'm doing my eyes. Imagine that. Right. And I go around the corner and the edge of the door jam caught my nipple ring and ripped it and i'm just like oh my god and cole's like what happened what happened i'm like oh my god and i said just hand me that cold washcloth i'm like holding it up to my boob going oh my god i'm surprised it didn't knock the wind out of you um it was bleeding and i'm like okay that was horrible okay strike one okay the next one was um i was at the trade show and okay so moscow mule comes in those copper cups right well there's an old-fashioned pop station you could buy the cup and have free refills the entire time you're there. Well, I did that. So I would go and get diet. The only diet they had was root beer. But that was good.
Speaker2: It was good.
Speaker1: But I had set the cup down while I was talking to people. I go to pick it up and I take a drink. And I'm like, what is that? I'm spitting it back into the cup. Well, then all of a sudden my lips started hurting and i'm like well what the hell and i look in the cup and it was a hornet so i got stung in the lip by a hornet and there was a there was a first aid booth not too far from ours so i walk with the cup and cole was being interviewed by a podcast um that's on our full swap radio so i walked over to the first aid they were behind the first aid thing that's what's funny so i walk over and i go um so i just got stung by a bee and she's like okay and i'm like well what do i do and she goes well lift up your lip and i'm like okay and she looked in the cup and she goes well it looks like a hornet so they keep their stingers i'm like it's okay i said okay so now what and she goes well unless i can't give you anything so i take some ibuprofen and put like ice on it okay i'm like do you have anything to put ice in i mean i can go back over to the pop station and get ice do you have ice ice? Do you have a bag? Like a bag or something? And so she found one of those crushable cooling things. So I'm holding it up to my lip and waiting for Cole to get done. And she goes, well, are you allergic to bee stings? And I said, I don't know. I've never been stung before. And she's like, oh, well, if your lip and your throat start swelling then come back and see me okay we'll do all right my lips swelled a little bit it wasn't like the end of the world but you know that it is what it is and there was something else but i can't remember what it was that happened i know you told me but i can't remember there was like a third thing so i'm like seriously this day sucks ass nonetheless those were the two uh worst ones yeah because why not on the same day and at least it was the last day you didn't start off the convention that way well it was early on that evening so i had like four hours i had to like go nope this doesn't hurt at all and it stung for like three hours it just burned god and i'm like okay and i i took a picture and you could see it slightly swollen but you could feel like on the inside of your lip it was rough for probably like three days yeah i don't know it I'm like, okay, I don't want to go through that again.
Speaker2: Ew.
Speaker1: That sounds awful. It wasn't the most pleasant thing.
Speaker2: I don't like...
Speaker1: I'm just like, what the hell? And they go... And one guy in the booth goes, that's why I buy the lid. And I'm like, why didn't... No, there was a flipping lid. For the heads up, man. So, for the rest of the day, I kept putting a piece of paper over my cup because I didn't want to get stung again. Forget that. That was horrible. Oh, well, that's, you know, I got to do something new. All kinds of something new. Yeah, whatever. We didn't like it. But when it was a bonus, I guess. Sure. My gosh, there was something else something else i don't remember what it was oh well maybe it'll come to me maybe it won't so yes that was um crazy or not crazy i read that and i'm like no so that was exotica in a nutshell i mean cole can elaborate a lot more cole got some interest in shit and i'm like well next time we you know wear your uh santa outfit and maybe you'll get more attention from day one that sounds like a good plan they stayed up partying until like two or three o'clock in the morning every night. I'm like, dude, I cannot stay up this late. I'm like, I've got to go to bed. I can do it, like, one night. Two nights in a row is usually. One night, yeah. And, I mean, they would get, like, a whole parcel of pizzas at midnight. And I'm like, oh, y'all are killing me. Yeah, I gained weight, but it's okay. It's all part of it. You were out of town. I was out of town. We were having fun. Exactly. Drinking, having a good time. That's what we do, right? Gotta live a little. Just a little. Yeah. Well, we started, because we got there Thursday. So we started Thursday night on the partying scale, and then it went through until Sunday night.
Speaker2: Yeah, that's a hell of a party. Yeah, it was quite the thing.
Speaker1: I'm like, okay, I'm going to go to bed.
Speaker2: Cole's like, let me walk you up.
Speaker1: I'm like, okay.
Speaker2: I'm like, good night, y'all. See you in the morning.
Speaker1: Yeah. And then they all meet up for breakfast at 9. I'm like, how can y'all see y'all in the morning yeah and then they all meet up for breakfast at nine i'm like how can y'all function how do you function i don't i could maybe go to breakfast and then go back to bed that's probably what some of them did because the trade shows didn't start until noon oh well that's nice yeah give you the morning to do other things you know like not see the city not see the city i thought we'd see like a skyline or something nothing i'm like it's just kind of blah i thought it was going to be like buildings everywhere where we were at there wasn't buildings everywhere the only part of new jersey i've been, well, like several parts, I guess. Secaucus, Hoboken, and Atlantic City. Those are pretty major. Right. I was 20 miles from the Statue of Liberty. 20 miles? Wow. Yeah. Cole wasn't going to drive it. No. So there was a guy sitting across from us when we had our dinner on Sunday night. there was a guy sitting across from us and i'm like oh you're from new york and i said okay so where would you go i said if you were had some people come in from out of state where would you tell them to go he's like well there's all kinds of places and i said well i was thinking the statue of liberty he rolled his eyes oh lord and i'm like well you know it's kind of a big symbol that some of us that live in the middle of the united states don't get to see we're taught about it since we're right little children i kind of wanted to see it i'm like it can be from across the river it can be from a distance i just wanted to see it next time guess i saw it from the airplane so driving it if i had an airplane no well that's how that goes okay so what do you want to talk about what do i want to talk about i don't know you don't know no i guess not even half time it's almost half time we are very close I'll see me. Yes. Okay. I'm not plugging myself. It's just kind of awkward. Come see me. Yes. Come see Miss Amanda at Miss Amanda Only Fans. Advertise KWN. Yes. Okay. So January 19th through 22nd is Crazy Winter Nights. It's in Kearney, Nebraska. it's going to be a huge party we have the entire hotel um you know that fun stuff uh friday night is a blast friday night is an 80s theme i already have my outfit picked out you know it's one of those that back in the 80s i really wanted to wear it but my mom wouldn't let me so i'm like i'm an adult i can wear it now i have my 80s outfit picked out too yeah there you go so then there's gonna be a pool party there's going to be um um the black tie optional uh event it's not really event but party on saturday night which is going to be fun we all like getting dressed up and and all that fun stuff and i have my outfit for that and it's gonna be fun i can't wait for it to get here i have my outfit for that too yeah you do i saw it it was pretty you did so then yeah there's that yes so if you would like to buy tickets it's at crazy casbah.com you can get tickets for crazy winter nights and we want to see you there yes i highly suggest you go it's always a good time it is a good time i have fun i danced my ass off last year i didn't get off the dance floor if I saw somebody bopping, I grabbed him by the hand and dragged him onto the floor. I think Brandy can attest to that because I think I grabbed her a couple of times and said, You want to dance? Let's go. So I did. How she felt about it, I don't know. She didn't fight me. You always do that, though. If you see people dancing, chair dancing, or sideline dancing, you grab them and bring them out there. Sideline dancing.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: There's all kinds of great people to watch dance if you don't want to dance. And Amanda's one of them. I just dance. I just dance. So anyway, we would like to have you come if you want to come. So, there's that.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Back to the regular schedule program.
Speaker2: Are we?
Speaker1: That was only like two minutes. Thank you. anyway we would like to have you come if you want to come so there's that okay the schedule program that was only like two minutes okay does it have to be long i don't know this is your show man i'm a special guest we've been tossing around the idea of doing our own podcasts we really have yeah come up with a name i think a couple of them i think a couple of names Thank you. and around the idea of doing our own podcasts we really have yeah come up with a name i think a couple of them i think a couple of names we just have to decide and then whatever the hell we want to talk about which can be challenging and intense yes right yes i don't remember what name we talked about well mine was ladies night oh right i said girls on film girls on film yes and i said ladies night i think i like i think i said ladies night was that ladies night this is ladies night oh yes it's ladies night oh boy and no we don't own the rights to that That was barely 10 seconds. I know, but we have to say it anyway, so they don't get mad at us. Oh, who could get mad at us? When you get a slap with a fine. Cole's not here. They won't get mad at us. Probably not. He can't. He's laying a bed. He has no way to watch. I've got his phone. I've got his laptop. He has no way to watch. He has no idea what we're saying.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: Now I can see it driving him nuts that he comes to the door and listens in a little. But I don't, he has to feel good enough to get off the couch to do that. And I don't see that happening. Wow, I'm snotty. A little bit. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit of sass. Maybe just a little bit. Miss Amanda's sassy pants. I asked today if, because I was told I didn't smile at the bar. Oh, right. I said, do I look like a bitch? Well, no, you don't look like a bitch. I'm like, well, because I can have rusting bitch face. Somebody should let you know if you got it. I'm like, well, at least he's honest. I'm like, okay, rock on. I'm like, you smile at the bar all the time. I'm like, I thought I would smile. I don't know. Maybe my attention has been distracted. Maybe. Oh, we'll see. Coming this Friday. Anyway, so then I know what spurred us or me to bring it up to Beth to do a podcast was we got similar text messages from different guys. They're not even related I don't think. I think mine was on Messenger and yours was on Messenger. I had a couple of guys and one guy irritated the crap out of me because he messages hi. Okay.
Speaker2: Hello. Hello.
Speaker1: And then sends a pineapple okay i'm like nice fruit so i'm like and then he sends a picture of his wife of him and his wife and i'm like okay i'm like awesome that you're sending this to me. I said, are we hinting around to something? And he responded like, I didn't know if you'd be interested. And I'm like, what made you think that I'm a swinger? I saw you in a group. What group? Okay. What group? No answer. And I said, I will not respond anymore if you don't tell me what group and he goes one the secrets page funny i'm not on the secrets page okay and i'm like well i'm not on the secrets page is there someone somewhere else no i'm pretty sure it was a group like that like that okay a you're in florida b i'm in nebraska and why the fuck are you sending me that if i ask you what group know what group it is are you afraid to because you're gonna get tattled on okay maybe if you're in my group i'd probably give you the right act but why can't you just say it why can't you why do people have to him haul their way through it i've had one guy go are you a swinger i've had multiple messages like that and i'm like why can't you say hi my name is x i saw you in the casbah group and i wanted to say hello or something like that something that tells me where you found me and how you came to be in my dms yeah some sort of an introduction but it was like it happened like three times in a row, and I'm like, what the hell? Do people not have any etiquette? I mean, at least common courtesy, politeness, something. Right. It's about like the classmate of mine that messaged me and said, I saw a video. And I'm like, what video? Well, maybe I shouldn't say anything we already did well guess what you did i said either you tell me what video or what i was doing in said video or i'm gonna think you're a scammer trying to get money out of me and he goes oh okay no i saw you a friend showed me your video on porn hub ah great i've been outed not that i was afraid of it but you know one classmate tells another classmate tells another classmate now my whole class knows no big deal but i don't like how more interesting right i just don't get how people can't communicate you You have a keyboard to hide. You have a screen to hide behind. Just say it. Just say, hey, you know, I'm on this swinger page. I saw you were on it, too. I'd like to get to know you. That's pretty simple. I had a guy reach out to me and said, I saw you in Casbah. And I said, okay, rock on. And he goes, hi, I'm so-and-so. That's the way to do it, man. Awesome. Would you be interested? Okay. Now we're getting somewhere. And maybe I will be. I don't know. And I forgot to respond to him, so remind me when I'm done to respond okay i totally forgot it and even open he probably thinks i'm ignoring him no oops but that whole thing on how because it's it's no the the guy that sent the message and wouldn't tell me what group because there's been several that just I'm like what group I can? I can't say. What group? I can't remember. Well, try to remember or else go through a list of them and tell me which one. You had the balls to message me. You have the balls to tell me where you found me. Right? But. The guy that messaged me was just like, hi. And I'm like, hi. and i searched his name to see if he was in any of the groups i was in and he wasn't so i'm like so what's up well how are you and i'm like hey man hey man you need to tell me like how you came to be in my messages where did you find me was it in a Facebook group was it like through a friend was it was I suggested to you as a friend something like that you need to give me a clue because I don't know you and he's like oh I'm sorry I apologize blah like backpedal backpedal and then I'm. And then I'm like, it's just like common courtesy, you know. I'm a stranger. We're strangers on the internet, you know. Just have common courtesy. And he's like 23. And I'm like, oh, hey, man, I'm 46. Sorry to be a scary old lady. Shannon said he's had ladies do the same thing. Oh, I believe it. I i do believe it um you didn't have one where i go well how did you find my name oh well you were suggested no i wasn't one of one guy goes well we have a mutual friend in common and i said oh who's that i go look at his profile we have none follow up to that story his profile is completely gone And so question mark and I'm like I don't know what a question mark is and he's like well you know you're dick and he's like oh well yeah and I'm like well yeah I mean we two grown adults. I think we can say dick, and thanks for asking first. Well, maybe he didn't know if he would like dick or penis or cock. Right, I was kind of a rag at the beginning. I mean, you could say penis.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: You could do an emoji, then you can't offend anybody using an emoji. Would you like a photograph of my erection?
Speaker2: There you go. Isn't that a cute way to do it? I don't know anybody. Would you like a photograph of my erection? There you go.
Speaker1: Isn't that a cute way to do it? I don't know if I ever had a guy. I did have a guy go well since you sent me one I'll send you. I'm like I sent you a dick. I was a huge smart ass. Hopefully he understood that well if not it's his problem. So Michael happens quite often. I tend to ignore most of them, especially when they live halfway across the country. And no, I'm not subscribing to your own fans. Okay, well, okay, that happens. Yeah. And on Snapchat, I laugh at him. I send him a picture back and say, have the balls to show your face. It's mean of me, but, you know, one time I sent a picture flipping them off. Another time I sent a picture saying I'm prettier than you. Well, if they don't have a profile picture, one of the first things I ask for is a picture. Oh, really? what i look like this is true totally unfair for me to not know i have no clue what you look like what do you want it of and i'm like your fucking face man your fucking face wow serious yes okay oh i thought maybe you'd want to dig pick no man slow your roll we're not there yet wow yeah i never thought about saying send me well okay people that want to meet up i'll say well send me a picture of what you look like other than that no i get way more on twitter than i do on facebook messenger but those guys are horrible. My Twitter's in its infancy. Yes, we got her sign. She's getting her Twitter rolling. Yes. She just needs fans. What am I, SweetHoneyBee420? Yep. Or is it just HoneyBee420? I don't know. I think I'm SweetHoneyB420. She doesn't know what her Instagram or Twitter.
Speaker2: X.
Speaker1: Sorry, X. I forgot it's X. Twitter X.
Speaker2: Oops. X. X.
Speaker1: X marks the spot. Yes, let's put the X in Twitter. Oh, no, that's not how it goes. Put the X in Twitter?
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: The X in sex? Yes. Yeah. You know, I was being silly. I know. I knew you'd know the kiss song. Where's your other half? Is he not? I don't know. Watching? What a snot. I don't know. I didn't even get to break a leg. Nothing. Wow. Awesome. Nice support. He's probably sleeping. Oh, that happens. Yeah. Let's see. Unsolicited dick pics get sent to my gay friend i tell them i'm doing it if it's good enough he'll inbox you why am i saying gay my male friend loves a good dick pic i have guy friends that like dick pics i do too i don't have any to send them i guess i could get a collection and send it to them that would work but i just don't do that i have a folder labeled richard for dick yeah oh gotcha that's smart i only save the good ones i was gonna say i haven't saved any of them I haven't saved any of them but dick Richard that works i don't i don't know if i do well i just don't save them i mean they stay in the messenger because i never delete my messages i said to the girl that tried to blackmail me That was fun. Say what? Yeah, one guy got his account hacked.
Speaker2: And we all unfriended him he's created a new account he's on our page and I haven't even told him this oops surprise surprise well he doesn't know who he is um but um all of a sudden the same sending me pictures that were in the messenger and then copies of my profile saying, you know, where I worked, which on Facebook is it's not a lie. It just says I work for myself. And then some of my family members are listed and he goes, I'm going to send these pictures to all your family and your employer. If you don't send me money, it's not much's not much i'm like fuck you for one thing go ahead send it because all the guy pictures doesn't have a face you know what that dick could be my husband i'm not threatened and you can't turn me in because you turn me in i'll just fight it like i've done all the rest of them and i turned them in every single way i could you know so yeah so i was getting a little frustrated and i'm talking to cole about it while that's going on and then this classmate jumps in and starts saying about how he's seen videos and i'm like you know i'm really not in the mood for this i'm gonna think you're scamming me if you don't tell me what it was oh Oh, okay, it's this. Now the guy messages me occasionally when he's horny to get some attention. And I oblige. It'll make the class reunion fun. Yes, it will. If I go to another one, I don't know if I'll go to another one. I feel old. I haven't been to any of my class reunions. We won't go into what my next big one is. I'm not that much younger than you. I know, but it feels horrible. Because the next one will be 40. And that, well, I mean, it's a little ways away, but... Yuck. I don't like that. I don't like it either. Well, at least I'll look damn good.
Speaker1: Right.
Speaker2: I don't know. Or at least I hope I do look damn good.
Speaker1: I sold how many calendars this year? Do what? How many did you guys sell when you get to your reunion?
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: I bet you I could sell quite a few. I sold how many calendars? I bet you I could sell a few.
Speaker2: There. I bet you did too. I know three I can sell quite a few. How many calendars? I bet you I could sell a few. There.
Speaker1: I bet you did, too. And there are three I can sell off the bat. I cannot talk. Dude, me neither. I call that. Yesterday was horrible, and I couldn't talk. And I turned to one guy, and I said, if I have a stroke.
Speaker2: And I said, it's a stroke moment. And she goes you're fine I'm like no when they start slurring let me know cause I'm like terrified I'll have a stroke well that's no good well no we don't want it I hope I'm doing something fun if I am that is the hope well i want to be fun i took one of those like death calendar test things that they used to have back in in my 20s and it tells you like how old you are gonna be when you die and what you're gonna be doing when you die and it was having sex it was. And it was having sex. All right, rock on. What age? I don't remember that part. I was just like, oh, that's cool.
Speaker4: This is a good way to go.
Speaker2: At least, hopefully, I'll be enjoying it.
Speaker1: Well, one couple that was sitting across from us at dinner in Jersey, she was like, the husband goes, well, you know, I had a heart attack when we were having sex and i went what she goes yeah yeah he did yeah and i'm like what the hell did you do he goes i've got done and i went okay um i think we need to go and i'm like dude i probably wouldn't go and get the fuck off. fuck off me we need to go to the hospital now or something's wrong call the ambulance i can't even imagine having a heart attack and finishing and keep going so it must not have been a severe one i didn't pry that much i was more intrigued of listening to people's stories i'm like okay all right rock on well i had one guy tell me he doesn't like to use dick pills anymore because they make him feel like he's gonna have a stroke and i was like okay yeah let's not do that yeah no okay so when um someone had given coal um he calls it mexican viagra and but they're like 100 milligrams. And I'm like, don't you take a full one because regular Viagra is only like 10, 25, something like that. So I'm like, well, we'll quarter it and just take a quarter. And he goes, okay. So he takes a quarter. And then we had a threesome going. And he i guess having issues this was pre-testicular cancer so gosh i wonder why he had issues so then he's like didn't feel like it was working and it's getting in his head so he decides to take another half he's going at it and all of a sudden he starts sweating really bad he turns really pale and I said what's going on he goes I have to stop a minute it's like I don't think I should have taken that other quarter probably not you don't he goes just let me sit here a minute just let me sit here a minute he just needs to relax I a minute. He just needs to relax. I need to relax. I just need to sit here a minute. I'm like, you have a heart attack on me. We're going to have issues. But it just took time to wear off. Well, I'm pretty sure when you take it and it elevates your heart rate and then you're doing a cardio activity, it's going to increase it even more. So then your heart rate is just. Pound. It's like okay. Let's see. Squishy said it happened to her. He was taken to the hospital. And his girl and I stayed in the hotel. It happened. He's fine. But had to stay overnight. Oh God. She told me that the last time we saw her yeah not wouldn't be a i don't it drops your blood pressure oh see i didn't know that i know it was made for heart medication i knew that too there you go the more you know the more you know i don't take it, so I have no... Yeah, I don't either. No need. I mean, I'm on plenty of stuff, but not that. Yeah, same. What would it do for a woman if a woman took it? I don't know. Probably nothing, except drop your blood pressure. Maybe I should start taking it. Do you have high blood pressure? I do. Oh, I don't. Mine's low, or at least on the low end, which is fine by me. I'm okay with it. So, are you glad that you came on here? Yeah, I am. That's kind of weird. I'm having having fun were you really stressed out i wasn't really stressed out because i'm like it's just talking to amanda i do that all the time so wait does that mean i'm a comedy show or is it a way for you to vent all of the both yeah so you have your dress for kwin i do i know i saw it, I saw it. It's pretty. It was a gift. There you go. I bought mine. I bought shoes and gloves. Oh, she's going to look hot. I don't know. It kind of falls in with the 80s theme, really. If you think about it. I don't think so. Kind of. I think so. I'm kind of grunting up mine to look like in 90s. With combat boots and ripped up fishnets. There you go. Yeah. I'm excited. I'm always excited. Are you CPR trained for your future engagement? I am, but let me tell you, if I know you have heart issues, you might have to sign a consent form. Right? We do have consent forms. Cole is sick. Hope he's better. Soon.
Speaker2: I do, too.
Speaker1: But I was honored and excited to get to co-host with the lovely, lovely Miss Amanda tonight.
Speaker2: Yay.
Speaker1: It was fun. Hopefully I'm doing all right. Something different. We just have to figure out what we're doing.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Like we talked earlier, we've been kicking around the idea of having our own podcast. So this is kind of a... For women.
Speaker2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1: Try it out. We never really got in depth of what we're doing yet. Yeah. Yeah. Try it out. We never really got really in depth of what we're doing yet. No. Like. Okay. Just an idea for now. And Jessica bought two dresses. Oh, yeah. There you go. Rock on. I could have. I have extra dresses downstairs. I have extra dresses. Actually, somebody just met me on Saturday and picked up one of my old dresses. A dress I have never worn. But, yeah. There you go.
Speaker2: Rock on.
Speaker1: I think she's going to wear it to KWN or maybe another event.
Speaker2: But, yeah.
Speaker1: I have several other plus-size dresses if anybody wants to message me. I got plenty. We're messaged to you. Y'all are funny. Alright, so we're going to cut it. If I was a little sketch about the cooking ladies and the sweetie balls. Shreddy balls. We could make it about that. We could. But we won't. I was going to say, do you want to hear a story? Because I could tell a story. If you want to tell a story, tell a story. Okay, I met this guy online. This was, like, right after my divorce. So it was, like, ten some years ago. And I had never met him before. And there was there was like a very short window of time that we could get together. And it was right after he got done playing soccer. Ew. Yes, he was so sweaty. So sweaty. But I powered through. I mean, he was hot. He was really hot. He was a hot dude. Okay, pedals. i did him after he got to work after he rode his bike five miles to work and i'm like oh he's like wiping sweat off of his i'm like going oh boy oh just do me from behind wrong do me from behind yeah yeah that was oh wow. I forgot about that. So we've had some sweaty balls. Yeah. Not a fan of it? I mean, well, I guess. I don't know. As long as it's not in my mouth. Or it's really sweaty. It doesn't bother you. Sweaty balls in your mouth don't bother you? Not a ton. I mean, like, not, like, super sweaty. But, like, if a man was working in the yard or working on my car and was, like, all hot and sweaty.
Speaker2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1: I wouldn't care.
Speaker2: True.
Speaker1: To a degree. Sitting in my tent. All that stuff, you know? Got it.
Speaker2: Got it. I know where you're going with that. Okay. I got it. Oh, no, i caught okay i caught the sweat it's got setting wow i give up i It makes you nervous. I'm not nervous. Not in the least. I'm more excited because I have a date tomorrow night. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker1: With a vanilla.
Speaker2: She's been getting the juicy details. I have. Or somewhat juicy details. I don't know.
Speaker1: There's no juicy details. Just a lot of texting back and forth. But yeah, that uh be entertaining at least you'll get it'll be fun yeah it will be fun we're both anxious for it i'm excited for you i can't wait to hear about it too it's exciting yay we'll have fun you will i know you're gonna have a good time yeah you always have a good time yeah at least we try all right so we're gonna close it up so sponsors motorbunny so visit them at motorbunny.com because well you know they're fun i don't know if it comes with the game though um asn lifestyle magazine smoke and meats barbecue treats and no more wet spot thank you for joining us and putting up with us thank you bye bye