Krazy Truth about Swinging #278 Trick or Treat

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with the most, and rumor has it possibly a sinus infection. and I'm here at the Lovely Lovely
Speaker2: and nobody makes out with me. Welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with the most, and rumor has it possibly a sinus infection.
Speaker1: I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and nobody makes out with Miss Amanda.
Speaker3: Did you say who you were?
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: Okay, hey.
Speaker1: I was the one that said that maybe, yeah, never mind.
Speaker2: Anyways.
Speaker3: Sure, we'll go with it.
Speaker2: Oh, wait a minute.
Speaker1: I liked your kisses Saturday.
Speaker2: Huh.
Speaker4: Sure we didn't make it out with anybody? Well, there's the look that says it all have another cocktail anywho just saying we had a fun weekend this week i had a great just gonna look down everybody we're all like everybody's pondering oh wait a a blast this weekend. Well, first of all, let's do this part.
Speaker1: It's the medicine. I'm not contagious now.
Speaker3: For those of you listening, shut up. You said you were contagious with a sinus infection anyway.
Speaker1: I wasn't, but this is important.
Speaker2: I stress this.
Speaker1: I'm not contagious now. So I'm available for get-togethers, parties, and events. Anyways, okay, so.
Speaker2: This is Season 6, Episode 278. Thank you very much. Don't let anyone you don't know touch your baggage. Anywho, sponsors, we've got them. Who do we got? MotorBunny.com. It'll thump your pussy until you come every time, guaranteed. Motorbunny.com. Go there today and get your fish out of your car. I wouldn't say guaranteed. It'll thump it. I didn't say guaranteed to get you off. It'll thump it. It'll thump it. Yeah. We gave one of those away this weekend. Sure did. Smokingmeatbbqtreats.com. You know what it'll do? It'll make make your meat taste better if you'd like to try some on your meat today go to smoking meats bbq treats dot com make sure you use chasma 15 and get your 15 discount on all six of their delicious flavors asf lifestyle magazine uh dot com if you want to know what's going on in the adult world as well as the lifestyle check it out today which Michael's not on yet he was going to be on because of our conversation until 2 in the morning so he's all excited to be on today so he's not listening right now well maybe it hasn't kicked in for him yet well we're going to give him shit no matter what yeah so we actually gave away a motor bunny Jim won motor bunny. We gave away some crazy winter nights prize package valued at over $500. I mean, like as in Jim and Allison? Yeah. Oh, we'll have to ask them how that goes. Yeah, you were drunk. You didn't see that part. So a lot of tonight is going to be a recap for Miss Amanda to find out what exactly happened at the Halloween party. Yeah, no, because now I don't know who got to know more Westphal Blanken. Don't ask me because I don't remember that. Apparently at that point in time, I was either A, practicing taking Jell-O shots with my tongue to try to impress Angela how good my tongue game was, or B, spending quality time meeting somebody that was good. Is that why you had me come over and say, hey, Amanda, take this Jell-O shot. We want to see you get it clean.
Speaker1: Right, right, yes.
Speaker2: What happened was I ended up having so many Jell-O shots that I literally was full. I had like 40 Jell-O shots. I sweated out Jell-O.
Speaker1: But I was trying to impress two girls over there.
Speaker2: Did I impress anybody? I had no idea. I wasn't worried about what you were doing. I was trying to impress Angela and Kat. And in the process, I was eating.
Speaker1: I literally had 40 Jell-O shots. You want to know what my poop was made of on sunday jello no i don't want to know yeah well now you do there you go uh you can't see yes i was getting i was getting it was only the red ones damn it the red ones weren't coming out with my tongue I I mean, the red jello shots, but let's just not go there. Anywho, so we got a lot to talk about with that, but somebody wanted to know more wet spot blanket. Don't know who that was. Hopefully it didn't get stolen. There's Michael's on. Hey, you missed your introduction. Anyway, keep going. So, uh, so and Jim and got the motor bunny, so they'll have to tell us how that thumps out, if that thumps correctly. And then Mike and Vonnie got the, uh, You're welcome. Jim and got the Motorbunny, so they'll have to tell us how that thumps out, if that thumps correctly.
Speaker2: And then Mike and Vonnie got the KWN prize pack. Did they really?
Speaker1: They did, yeah.
Speaker2: Hey, you know what's funny? That was the exact same reaction when I told you that they'd won right after they won it. Fuck off.
Speaker1: Really?
Speaker2: Anyway, so yeah, so there you go. So we had a great time. There was a lot of fun to be had. One thing that did not have any that was sleep no sleep very little sleep just saying so and i was all right but everyone had a good time i think if not uh yeah i got nothing so yeah see there you go you know what i i know i read that well we gotta read it out to people that aren't i was impressed you was up right at the end of the night, Amanda. Well, actually laying down is probably where I'd probably prefer to be, but, no. You didn't spend any time on your back. Well, I fell a couple times with that. Okay, yeah, no. All right, Mo. I'm sorry. I'm going to, Mo, okay. I'm sorry. Someday you all have to come to our party and meet Mo, because Mo's cool as fuck. And Mo I hate Southern Comfort I drink a lot of Southern Comfort but Mo and I had a shot together had a shooter and I don't know if Mo Mo do you go to like some sort of like shitty shooters are us because he had this peach fucking vodka shit that just pretty much tastes like you just lick somebody's dirty butthole it It was, we both like, ah, this is why I wish I smoked because that would help hold that fucker down bigger than life, just saying. But yeah, so. You want to know what I learned Saturday night or dawned on me on Sunday? What's that? You need to eat more than just one sandwich for lunch. You sure do. If you're going to be. I didn't have breakfast. I didn't have dinner. I didn't have any. I had a cookie when I was waiting for people to show up. And what else did you do? I only made one fucking drink, damn it. Yes, and you stuck with that theme the whole night. But I only had one drink. No, I made one drink. You made one drink, and then you became, you were the official Crazy Casper moocher. No, people said, no. I don't mooch when people go, here, try this. Here, try this. See, look, it's the first sign of a problem. She's not willing to take responsibility for it. No, that's actually, yeah, that hydration, hydrate. I had fucking water. You kept losing the water. That's what was funny. Yeah, I kept setting it down. But it was fun. I had been stressing about this thing the whole time. I danced all night. I remember that. People had fun with one slight faux pas where the lights were and the music started. I think I was talking to a girl. Imagine that. I was inside. And I was panicked. And I remember it going. I remember it. I made you load up on the bus. I was like. I know. Yep.
Speaker1: I'm like, get on the bus.
Speaker3: I didn't think I was bad until someone was shoving me on the bus.
Speaker1: That's because you were drunk and you weren't in a position to make those decisions.
Speaker2: But we were there for you.
Speaker3: I remember turning to Randy, telling him it was all his fault and he only gave me two swigs of that cinnamon stuff. My boobs.
Speaker1: Yes, Alex and Beth, you are also fucking.
Speaker2: Okay, the costumes. Alex beth had an awesome costume they were censors yes that was fucking awesome uh oh my god there were so many badass awesome so many so many fucking costumes so scott won the cut now we did vote. You and I did not vote on the cost. We left the crowd vote. We didn't count the tally.
Speaker1: We didn't tally with nothing. Scott, I'm going to have to get his permission because we're going to have to post a picture of him and I together on stuff so people can see. People always think that he's me, and his costume was as if you ordered Cole off of Wish, this is what you get. Because Scott's like, what, about a foot shorter than I am?
Speaker3: No, I'm a foot shorter than you are. Scott's taller than I am.
Speaker1: Everybody's taller than you are. So six inches. He's two inches shorter than I am.
Speaker2: That's it.
Speaker1: Otherwise, we look identical. So need to say, and that's so that people were like, you were drunk and you were confused who you were dancing with. No, I was drunk and I, no, no, I know, no, I know who I was dancing with. Don't, don't confuse that shit. There was one time I was dancing and I looked up and I just saw just the side. I'm like, oh, that's not Cole, that's Scott. I would walk by and people were like, I thought you were out dancing with Amanda. I'm like, no, that's, that's so, Scott is going to be my official double. We're going to take him everywhere. Stunt double. Yeah, he's going to be my stunt double. I'm sorry. Careful what you wish for. Yeah, so you're going to be my official stunt double. He looked just like you. There were people. He danced like me, too. That was what was funny. There were people that came as middle fingers with our logos on the back. That was awesome. Look, there was a million just kick-ass costumes. A stunt cock. He'll be your stunt cock. A stunt cock. Awesome. There you go. Rock on. That would be perfect. Careful. What are you looking for? I'm just saying. So, oh, my God. Yeah. So, Brian. Brian. Yeah, I did notice that. Brian and his wife came as Sonny and Cher. And she was Sonny. And as God is my witness, you had to do a double take because she had actual fur on her chest.
Speaker3: Fur? No, it was hair.
Speaker2: It was hair.
Speaker1: And I touched it. I was like, oh, my God. It feels like you'd shave in pubes and put on. It felt like, it was amazing. It was so much fun. Everybody's fucking, we just appreciate everybody coming and having a good time. So it was awesome. It was a blast. So, and then we went to the hotel afterwards and there was partying out in the hotel and out in the parking lot and out in the downstairs and there was partying everywhere and it was a great time. Good time with Sapphire Hall. Just saying. You want to add anything there? We fucked. We were tired but we fucked. We went back to the room at four o'clock in the morning. By then I was sober. You were and I was exhausted. And we fucked. You were jumping around like a spider monkey because you like three times you're like knee and you had your knee in my fucking gut and chest and like but we we fought through it was awesome so then i coughed for an hour and slept for two hours and then got up and away we went for the day yeah i need to say it was fun it was awesome it was a great time so that was that was fun good times had by all uh so then here we are so let's talk about let's talk about some interesting things that are coming up okay shall we this is a show with no focus no rhyme no reason at all you weren't in 213 were you no we were in 211 no we were in 206 oh? I don't even know where the fuck we were at. Jesus. So, last night, because, you know, we're going to Exotic in a couple weeks. Okay. Right? So, last night, I was talking to everybody who owns the agency that you're going to be, is representing you, blah. And you pictures of this morning don't remember so uh oh yeah so you're going to be doing you are so right now you're going to be doing uh slut wife confessions okay you're going to be doing that when you're out there which will be cool which means you got to work on your stuff for that right so what you want to check it out it's like it's like a series of three videos. There's nobody else, but you'll be jacking off and it's fucking hot. And then you're going to be working with a married transvestite couple. Mm-hmm. Yep, you're going to be doing that. So, absolutely. I am officially, while I'm out there, the... I'm just hoping there's space for me. I am actually my buddy's mental fluffer. That is my job description. Because he's got more fucking chicks staying in that booth. I don't think there's going to's space for me I'm actually my buddy's mental fluffer That is my job description Because he's got more fucking chicks I don't think there's going to be space for me So apparently he's going as a polar bear He's going to be wearing a kilt and a polar bear hat around And I'm going to be wearing my Santa around And I said that seems silly And then he had me go to Pornhub And type in Santa porn And I went well I'll be damned Do the guys look like fake Santas? Some of them just like fucking rip porn stars, you know. But there's elves. You'll need your elf costume. There's some older Santas and there's some all kinds of stuff. So this Santa's fucking getting excited. Just saying. You never know. Anyway, so yeah, so that's going to be our thing. So we're going to be all over that. It's going to be hot. Hot. Is it going to be hot? Are you sure hot? Yeah. Because my sanity is hot. I know. Actually, my whole thing is I can't wait to find somebody who really, I'm going to have to find somebody, because apparently this show is like way, this is like the party show. This is their biggest one. Okay. Right. Like 15 to 20,000 people a day go through the show. this is the wild one with the stars really party and go hard and have fun so i am going to need to be looking for someone who wants to look the sweaty toy sack because in a santa suit all day that motherfucker is going to be moist just saying so there you go so maybe not i will do a shot of Southern California. Mo, every time I'm going to start. Mixed with lemonade is awesome. I'm going to start bringing Southern Comfort. I'm going to surprise Mo the next time, and I'm going to give him a shot before he gives me a shot. There you go. I'm sorry, Mo. Yeah. Think in my drunken state, I told. No, I'm going to just fucking. I'm just going to keep fucking. I'm going to fucking. I'm going to beat him to it. We're going to, you know what, Moe and I are going to get drunk on a whole big bottle of Southern Comfort. Watch the shenanigans happen from there. Moe, we're going to need bail money, just saying. Fireball, please. Dude, we've got to upgrade you from Fireball and get you to Jack Fire, but we'll do it. Whatever you want. I'm there for you. Apparently what I was drinking on Saturday, taking sips, that was really good cinnamon, whatever. I think your sips, I think this is where you got kind of confused. I think your sips got guzzle sips, kind of get a little...
Speaker2: No. Okay.
Speaker3: I don't take guzzle sips.
Speaker2: No, of course not.
Speaker3: But that's okay.
Speaker2: Nope.
Speaker1: Nope, sure don't.
Speaker3: Because I don't want to end up drunk.
Speaker1: You fell down.
Speaker3: Dancing, I remember doing it once.
Speaker1: Yep, yep, you sure did. All on your own, for no apparent reason. I remember LaVon going, oh, and I'm like, I'm fine. You're laughing. Yep. Yeah, Amanda doesn't like drunk Amanda. Well, everybody else does. You are a hit. You are a fucking writer. I was dancing all over the place. Uh-oh, uh-oh. I don't know if we can hire Jessica anymore. Oh, hell no. Oh, no. Oh, man. Well, all right. Fireball is not better than Jack Fire. Here's the thing. There's only one way to do this right. Well, just to get one bottle each, and we'll drink them both and see which one makes us throw up first. Ew. What? Makes us throw up first. Well, yeah. You okay? All right?
Speaker2: I'm fine.
Speaker4: You sure?
Speaker2: Yeah. Okay, checking it out.
Speaker1: All right, so now it's onward and upward, though, because we're only in, like, 93 days. I drooled.
Speaker3: For another party.
Speaker1: Before at KWN. So we're onward and upward. Off to KWN we go. So it's full speed ahead to the shenanigans that is KWN. All righty. Absolutely. So here's the thing. So, you know, it's not a KWN. What could possibly go wrong? We'll be tagged in a building, dude. It'll be perfect. So, yeah, we've got a lot of, we've got the big news, obviously, is ASN is our corporate sponsor. It's our primary corporate sponsor for Crazy Winter Nights this year, which is awesome. So right now, have shimmers just a few shimmers unicorn landing whispers asn and there's more just some of the national sponsors that we have so we've got and we've got more coming so we've got all kind of stuff so that is really really fucking that is really fucking badass we're super jazzed about that this this I didn't do shit today because I was feeling under the weather.
Speaker4: Some girl got me sick.
Speaker1: Not it. Anyway, so that's going to be a fucking stupid, stupid party.
Speaker2: Stupid good time party. Stupid. Stupid good time party.
Speaker1: But the nice thing is we're keeping the riffraff out. That's what we keep the riffraff out. We actually just banned a national show yesterday because they're riffraff and we don't have riffraff come to our shit. So that's one of those things. It's kind of fun. You get to do that when you're an independent quality event. So it's going to be fun. So get your tickets. Get all your rooms and all that shit because it's kind of fun uh you get to do that when when uh you know when you're known to put on quality events so it's gonna be fun so get your tickets get all your rooms and all that shit because it's now like my brain is consumed the worms crawl in the worms crawl out the worms with you know on my snout i'm consumed with kwn well actually no exotica but kwn and i'll be doing stuff for kwn at Exotica, and my penis will hopefully be in you somewhere in the process.
Speaker2: Did I see chocolate cake?
Speaker4: Chocolate creme brulee tequila for this weekend's party.
Speaker2: Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Speaker3: Wait. Tequila, nothing.
Speaker2: Pause.
Speaker1: What party are you going to, young lady? We need to know that because if I'm going to be there, that's a definite important thing. Just saying. I'll be there. You need to make that Because if I'm going to be there That's a definite important thing Just saying I'll be there You need to make your time wisely Just saying Alright, so that's awesome I don't like tequila either But Friday night I had like 10 shots of it I actually, okay, for this weekend This is the true thing We'll see you there Well, fuck yeah, we're going to be. I'm going to drink your tequila. So Saturday, Friday night, I had like 10 shots of tequila and a bunch of other drinks and stuff, because, you know, I was being social. It's what I do. And so I was fucking around. We were setting up for the party on Saturday, and I was sweating like a stuck pig, which is really sexy. I took a shower before I got there. Anywho, so I wiped my brow with my arm. And being a smart ass, I licked it. This is at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. You to know what it tasted like fucking tequila ah so but that was so but now that i know that it works so that the downside is it tasted like that the upside is knowing now that if i drink enough the night before basically uh that means that i have free booze the next day
Speaker2: Here we go. drink enough the night before basically uh that means that i have free booze the next day
Speaker1: i just gotta sweat it out and i can just lick myself like a cat and i'll be drunk as fuck and people will think you're drunk they won't even think about it though he's drunk and then we're like you're licking yourself to get drunk not you were you know drunk that's not how it
Speaker3: works that's not how any of it works it might no you could, you know, drunk first. That's not how it works. That's not how any of it
Speaker1: works. It might. No. It could. You never know. No.
Speaker3: Not in the least.
Speaker2: You're wrong.
Speaker1: This is just, this is going to be fucking good. So we've got, so yeah. Wow. We have Pretty Pussies coming this weekend.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: I know where my tongue's going to be. Not on my fucking arm, I can tell you that much. Just saying. It would be considered a body shot. That's exactly right. So, yeah. Ew. What? That's just gross. Why is that gross? Think about this. Why is this gross? and in what we do we lick we lick the parts of each other's body that we pee out of and some people that you shit out of really licking your arm from the liquor is gross just saying yeah i mean i'm sure their feet feet people lick feet. You walk on your feet I always have socks on Well I'm Okay other than you Polly Princess Socks Did you like how I could do that? I do that was impressive That was impressive So other than You People lick feet I think I think that it's hard to say anything's gross in this lifestyle. I think there's a definitional divide here. Oh, I guess it could be considered closely to cum because cum is just salty snot. You know. Right. And your sweat's salty. Right right or it could have liquor in it wouldn't come be better if it was covered in liquor but i i don't i wouldn't it be better if it come tasted like a rum chata but i think the the alcohol content is gone if every time i jizzed in your mouth it was like a color Colorado bulldog versus salty snot, wouldn't that make it more enjoyable?
Speaker3: If you can make it sweet, awesome. Can you make your sweat sweet?
Speaker1: I'm just saying, I'm just saying that if you have enough booze in it, follow the logic here. The thing is, you cannot, look, I have pulled my penis out of a vagina at some point in time. And it was glazed. Not like, ooh, it's moist. It was glazed. It was like Dunkin' Donuts just run through the machine, drippy, drippy, glazed. And the person that came out of the turnaround went, and pulled that out like a chicken bone, like an eaten fucking. Pussy is not salty, though. That wasn't pussy that was being licked off my glazed dick. It was jizz. It was pussy jizz. Come keelish shot. Come keelish shot. This is awesome. You know, we're going to do that. What? A comequila shot? Since you're bringing tequila to the party, what we'll do. I can drink all of her tequila. No. Just a couple shots. What we'll do is, I'll lick her inner thigh. We'll put salt on her inner thigh so you don't put it in your hand, right? And slap a lime upon the other inner slot slot what yeah and then be like lick slurp slurp suck when i'm drunk we're gonna have a hell of a time with this i'm gonna apologize now you taste like chicken you won't be able to get the the rhythm right my fear is that when I get drunk, I'm going to salt some girl's pussy. And that could burn if they have, like, just freshly shaven. I would think it just would burn anyways. Could it be like a snail thing? I don't know. I've never tried to put salt on my cooter. Yeah, no, probably not. So, no salting pussy. Well, I just mean, you know, you guys don't get unsalted nuts. I don't have that option. I wish I did. That would be awesome. I may actually have to help you have me shave this weekend. The problem with getting old and only one knot, my nut sack is all weird and shaved. So, sometimes I miss spots. And I can only pull it out so far i'm chasing it it's like a dog chasing her tail and i'm chasing my nutsack around trying to shave and not fall in the shower no is that you're let you're trusting me to shave you matt salt the pussy salt well i i mean it's either you or the fucking like the dogs i mean who else am i gonna where else am i gonna go to have i mean if you fuck it up I mean you gotta live with me
Speaker2: I try the dogs, I mean, who else am I going to, where else am I going to go to have, I mean,
Speaker1: if you fuck it up, I mean, you got to live with me.
Speaker2: I trust you. Look, I trust you to cut my hair. Oh, gee, a little faith. I trust you to cut my hair. Go to a salon and have them wax it. Honey, I can't do that because I'll have a boner because you know how I am with nurses and hairstylists. There's not nurses.
Speaker1: No, but nurses and hairstylists. So, yeah, if I walk into hairstylists and whip my dick out what exactly is going to happen i'm going to get thrown out because somebody got jizzed in the eye and it was all whatever and they were supposed to be shaving and there wasn't anything sexual about it and blah we're all adults blah next thing i know i got a restraining order blah blahah, blah. It is what it is.
Speaker3: Well, I used to. I got waxed for a little while before I was tired of being burned. And I come home and I was sopping wet.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: But I don't know why.
Speaker1: You could have just said you had a leak. It's harder for a guy to do that.
Speaker3: You can't say that.
Speaker1: I'm sorry I've sprung a leak.
Speaker2: Just saying.
Speaker1: I will gladly shave you. It's a little forest right now. Pound You don't want that I don't even care if it's got a little hair on it But I'm not the one eating it i'm just trying to be nice in case in case because we don't ever go into assuming anything yours are blonde you can't see them anyway and in no shit in case someone wants to put my ball in their mouth or get close to their mouth i would hate for them to be tickled if they didn't want to be tickled but be just... Waxley said she had guys get hard-ons,
Speaker3: and she just stayed professional.
Speaker1: Well, and that's awesome. And I would let her stay professional.
Speaker3: But she would probably have to move the penis over to one side to put the strip down and to go...
Speaker1: The thing would be is when she'd go, Sarah, will you please quit stroking it while I move it over? That's where the problem is. Well, quit touching it, and then I won't have this issue. I'm not into pain. No, I'm not either. I mean, not receiving. Receiving. Well, seriously, I mean, you know. Yeah, you're getting into dosing. No, I'm just, I have allowed my young boy curiosity to sprout and blossom and become a better me and live the best me that I can live. And if the best me I can live includes calling you a dirty slut and slapping your ass, and you're okay with it and I'm okay with it, then we're just living our best lives. Okay. Seems kind of odd,
Speaker3: but, you know. If you like calling ladies that you find one that you can do that with.
Speaker1: Not everybody. I mean, I don't want to just call some woman on the street. I don't want to just walk up to somebody. Oh, excuse me, ma'am. Dirty slut. I don't want to. That's not as hot to me. It doesn't have the same effect. I mean, I haven't tried to slap her on the ass. I don't think you say it to me in a joking form or in a serious... I was going to say, really? That's awesome. This is all going to the court documents. No, you do it all jokingly. Actually, okay, I'm going to be honest. This is going to be honest. So the other night when we were finishing up, because a lot of times you, you know, I have to finish my hand. It is what it is. I don't know why. And you're being all fucking, you know, doing your shit. Were you listening to me? That was like several days ago. Oh, trust me. That tells me you weren't listening to me that was like several days ago oh trust me that tells me you weren't listening to me yeah because because you wouldn't because under my breath i'm going no i remember this i'm like because but i was saying it quietly because just but in my own you know you're not into that so i was just whispering it to myself. Well, if it helps you get it done. It's like a mantra. If it helps you get it done, I can do the trigger stuff. I will get wealth. I will get happiness. Dirty slut bag. I mean, it's just kind of, it's like a mantra thing. I just got to do that. I know how to help you get it done. And, you know the thing is because and i even said it because and i know because you knew that you wanted to be a good girl and make that happen for me i'm totally sitting and setting some liminal messages over the airwaves right now why no i'm like i right now i'm trying to be aqua my aqua man with, uh, with, uh, uh, yeah, no, no. I'm like, right now I'm trying to be Aquaman with, yeah, just seeing if I can. I had a lot of fun for this weekend. I really did. I'm excited. To help you get off, all you have to do is say a person's name. Like, ugh. Okay, well, that's not totally true. sort of yes maybe i was telling some names out yeah you were yeah yes you are and they were fucking working like a like a right like a boss like a charm it was magical cool can pull out the daddy talk not very often i stay pretty fucking not to me i stay very very um i'm professional when you have sex that is wonderful thank you honey keep up the great work i try to be professional all the way through i'm at work listening to this we saw you perfect oh not that long ago the show's about to take a really wild turn kids just saying uh no so it's just you know i mean it is what it is we just you know see there you go you are such a good girl good girl you naughty girl you'll say good girl what do you say good girl because in my mind i'm going fucking hoebag i mean in my i like to say part of it out loud that's my girl Uh-huh. That's my girl. You don't say much to me because I don't care. I'm thinking it. It doesn't do it. It's running across my fucking brain like a ticker tape. I don't care if you say it. It just does nothing for me. Yeah, but when I'm saying it to you and I know it doesn't do anything, it just doesn't. It's more fun. It doesn't mean the same. It's more fun when you say it and you get a reaction. If you're just like, oh, it's more fun It doesn't mean the same It's more fun when you say it And you get a reaction If you're just like It's like, that doesn't, yeah, not as much Nope So it's just, you know Yeah, just saying Well, we're to the halfway point of the show already. Who'd have fucking thought? Absolutely. Wow, this is fucking awesome. Just saying. Nuh-uh. Yes, actually. Wow. Actually, here's something that's new that's getting ready to hit. Okay, so for those that can't see, Shannon got hit because what i just said you naughty you good girl you naughty slut and all that he got a violation on facebook well here's the thing made it there's a new thing i'm gonna put an article on all of our pages about it that there there's organizations protesting and trying to get meta to change their thing they have a new ai new al ai al program with the new bots and it absolutely targets bdsm kink and swinging it dubs that as bad and dangerous and so they're running them through the communities and it's going to fucking start fucking up and tagging swinger pages and groups because this AI program is saying that anything E&M is bad, that it's unhealthy, that it's dangerous. Same with kink.
Speaker3: We're so unhealthy.
Speaker1: Yeah, but it's running. Let's try this out. That's it, girl.
Speaker2: Go get them. But that's what's going to start to happen. That's it, girl. Go get them.
Speaker1: But that's what's going to start to happen. They're getting ready to unleash this new set of bots. And it's really frightening because it's going to be kind of a game changer a little bit. So there's groups protesting that because it's a healthy –
Speaker3: Really, on a swinger page, I don't really talk about swinging as much
Speaker1: except the info pages will talk about where's the swinger club close to me you know for the most part part everybody refers to his lifestyle yeah it's it's unless they're going to target that which anything is a lifestyle yeah yeah it's that's just it it's but it's a fucked up mess it's the new unhealthy no and that's just it that's what these groups are protesting it's like you're actually causing harm by by putting that but that's actually a very real thing i'll post an article that there's a the national correlation of sexual freedom and information is uh that you can saying to the Metaverse to fucking change to take those bots down. So I'll actually be posting that, yeah. It's a really fucked up thing. Like, you know, right now there's a lot of shit. Tell that to Christian Grey. There's a lot of shit that's under attack that's stupid shit and it's like you know uh it's just it's it's fucked up it's really fucked up what's going on and they're trying to protect us from shit that they don't need to protect us from but it's it's very much a real threat so interesting yeah i didn't catch that but look at it look at us getting skating In the head. Cough gets better.
Speaker2: Wow.
Speaker1: He's sick, sick. I'm not sick, sick. Look, I just took a giant horse pill that will make me well, like, overnight. It's magical. It's like Harry Potter shit. And I'm completely available. It gave him amoxicillin? Amoxicillin. I looked at the size.
Speaker3: I said, holy shit, with some milligrams on that.
Speaker2: A neonatal.
Speaker3: 250, 500. And he goes, 875.
Speaker1: I'm like, holy fuck.
Speaker2: So, yeah.
Speaker1: So, it's going to knock this shit right out. So, we'll be good.
Speaker2: We're all good.
Speaker3: So, the bad cough goes along with the fluid around his lungs. Because he's probably getting pneumonia.
Speaker1: I'm not getting pneumonia.
Speaker3: Shut up.
Speaker1: Panic button. Oh, my God. Here's what's most getting pneumonia I'm not getting pneumonia shut up panic button oh my god here's what's most important I'm not contagious at this point in time I confirm that with our doctor I confirm that I'm not contagious I mean I may be gross but I'm not contagious okay so in this house my wife is coughing too ass look i'm just friendly that's that's all i can say i my job is to make people um you know be friendly and welcome welcoming that's what i do welcome welcome i welcome with open arms and extended tongue just saying anyway so there we go yeah so it's all good um sharing is caring that's exactly right so hey don't forget to check us out on full swap radio you can check us out you can check a lot of other good shows out on full swap radio you'll be seeing more coming soon and a lot more of them are going to be some adult variety so we actually have some really good ones have a great mix of lifestyle and the porn community so it's going to be really cool now we've got some we're going to be getting you on as guests in the next coming months as well so oh yeah yep we were working on some of that today so absolutely it's good shit this seriously this office is hot as fuck.
Speaker4: It's a little warm, but I have a sweatshirt on.
Speaker1: It was hot.
Speaker3: Half the furnace is working to get in the house.
Speaker1: I don't even want to go there.
Speaker2: For those of you who have been following as well, we did get one of the three raccoons out of our house this last week. So that's also very, very good. We're very excited about that.
Speaker1: If you'd like to have a pet, we'll be giving away raccoons as raffles at at kwn uh so don't forget to get yours in right away because everybody wants your own raccoon just saying anyways yeah so then you were telling about it on friday night book well okay so we'll we'll back up a little bit because they had okay go ahead well we're not gonna up. We will recap. We didn't go over Friday night. What was Friday night? Other than I was drunk as fuck. I was not. Oh, so now that's why, because you're all like, I remember that night. Well, go ahead. Why don't you tell that story? Well, we had a pre-party. We did. Were you there? Oh there i was every fucking where were you i was at the bar doing shots i was at the tables doing a lot of shots i did do a lot of shots i was making friends i made sure everybody felt welcome it's what i do in my country we welcome with a shot a shot so i didn't have that many shots i I did make the mistake of going vodka and making the cheap stuff. That was a horrible decision. Bad. But no, we had like, I think we actually had closer to like 70 people there. They said 50, but it was somewhere between 50 and 70. Yeah. 60. We'll go with 60. That's right in the middle. Look at that's compromising. Love you, sweetie. But, no, that was a lot of fun. We had a lot of people that were out at Moonshiners karaoke and having fun.
Speaker3: You got up and sang.
Speaker1: I did, didn't I?
Speaker2: Yes, I did.
Speaker1: That's right, I did.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker3: Yep, you sure did.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker1: I made out that night with somebody. Yep, sure did.
Speaker3: Wasn't me.
Speaker1: Well, we can do that anytime.
Speaker2: No, I've been avoiding you because you have this head thing. Allergies that extended. Yes, no. It's not that I don't like to make out with you when there's guests here. But we can do that anytime. It's kind of like, you know. I'm picking on you. No, no, you're not. I'm really, my feelings are super, super. Apparently you owe Ricky a shot. Oh, absolutely. Okay. I'll do one another one. Fuck yeah, let's go. Because I was doing tequila shots. And I did. At the bar, yeah. I did a root beer barrel which is a form of a Jager bomb and I did a couple Jager bombs I did one with you yeah I did a couple vodka shots one. One of their regulars. Oh, yeah. He comes up to me, oh, it's probably been a month ago, and he's like, what's your name? You're so beautiful. Thank you. Oh, you know. I mean, he's an older man older man so he was very sweet and then this time he's like you're so beautiful i'm like thank you and he wouldn't let go of my hand i'm like okay yeah yeah he thinks you're beautiful he goes you're just so beautiful and kept holding my hand and then he kissed my hand i'm trying to reach for a drink and i'm like okay see yes that's exactly who it was shane and i just wasn't gonna see and okay and right now people going they didn't get shots look if you want it's not hard to get shots with cole you just have to watch. You have to study your prey and watch your prey. When Cole's up at the bar, that's a great time to hit him up for shit. Mm-hmm. Because Cole, about three shots in, Cole quits saying the word no. Yeah. He becomes a complete salesman. Yeah, sure, absolutely. So you time it Timing is everything But it was a lot of fun It was a shit ton of people And the bar was hopping It's such a fun It's laid back I love the pre-parties Sometimes the pre-parties are as much fun as the actual parties They're not Yes but i mean yes and no the parties will actually get out there and dance it's a great way so it's a great way to okay when you put on the parties the pre-party is like it it you're you're done there's there when the pre-party starts there's no more it's like an artist that doesn't know when to quit painting you know it's like they take it away it away. So at the pre-party, you're done. There's nothing else you can do. And so it forces you to, like, go from, like, party work mode to, like, fun time mode.
Speaker1: And that's relaxing.
Speaker2: And that's where I love the pre-parties, I think.
Speaker1: Because then it causes you to, like, for me, it gets me going, okay, now we're here to work, now we're kind of fun.
Speaker3: And a lot of their regulars weren't there.
Speaker1: No, so they had more space for us. You're a pretty wonderful dancer.
Speaker2: Huh? Huh?
Speaker3: I'm a fun dancer. I like dancing. I was in the mood early, though.
Speaker2: Put a pole on it.
Speaker3: What were we doing that I was just like, I am in the mood to dance, I'm going to dance
Speaker2: it up.
Speaker1: The thing is when I was pounding you from behind. No, we didn didn't do that before we didn't have time to do that shit for a party we didn't have time to eat you think we're gonna have time to crank one out maybe throws my days off yeah i think it was when they were setting up and eddie was getting the music going music going And I'm like I'm so in the mood to dance Yeah I knew you were going to dance Literally I knew you were going to be drunk and need to dance Oh see we got more dancers Awesome
Speaker3: Oh I will have no problem dancing this weekend
Speaker1: Oh oh oh oh Yeah I'll be dancing the whole time
Speaker3: So he played
Speaker1: He played our first song
Speaker3: Who sings that Wow Rat Who sings that I'm sorry.
Speaker1: I'm sorry.
Speaker3: I'm sorry.
Speaker4: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker1: I'm sorry.
Speaker3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker1: I'm sorry.
Speaker3: I'm sorry.
Speaker4: I'm sorry.
Speaker3: I'm sorry.
Speaker2: I'm sorry. he played he played our first song who sings that wow
Speaker3: Rat
Speaker1: is that a little more what
Speaker3: who sings that
Speaker1: the first song we danced to
Speaker2: ever
Speaker3: yeah
Speaker1: sure as fuck it wasn't Rat
Speaker3: you clown
Speaker1: it was one of your bands
Speaker3: that's true fuck
Speaker1: right round
Speaker3: yeah I don't remember who sings that
Speaker1: yeah right round baby right round wasn't Rat rat
Speaker2: what
Speaker1: I can't remember
Speaker2: anyway
Speaker1: that was the very first song
Speaker3: so he was talking to somebody
Speaker1: I don't know. round yeah i remember who sings that yeah right round baby right round wasn't a rat rat what anyway she actually that was the very first so he was talking to somebody dead or alive okay so you were actually talking and i went i'm sorry to interrupt but this was our first time we ever danced you come on that's normally what i do to you right i just come up you'll be like i've come up and grab you grab you when you fucking are you know trying Trying to make out with someone I go Sorry I gotta take her And go dance with you Yeah That was That's it That's right Absolutely Yep that was the first Yep That was That was The very first song And look what happened From there And just like that night I fucked you Super late again Cause that night I fucked you about Four in the fucking morning again. Yeah, it was late. Oh my god, maybe you are pregnant. Are we having kids? Are we starting all over again? Fuck no. Okay, just a second. Thank god. I was going to say, let's re-home some puppies. Yeah, be careful. Cupcakes. Yeah, Shannon has known what happens when you get grabbed. When you grab me, he got a cupcake shoved in his mouth.
Speaker3: The thing is... His mouth was open.
Speaker1: I think normally, in most situations, in a guy-girl situation, the roles are generally reversed, what's supposed to be happening there. But that, yeah.
Speaker3: What, shoving a cupcake in his mouth?
Speaker2: The guy you're sleeping before the girl just have her mouth open we'll we'll practice on all this this week so we have it better down for next week yeah that was fun this could explain why you didn't get laid saturday you forgot how food goes here you were supposed to do. Actually, what's funny, every time people would come back from there, and I'd say, how's Amanda doing? Who's she fucking? Is she fucking anybody yet? I have said it every time. I'm like, no, I don't think she's fucking anybody. No, I stayed in the one spot and stayed there. When I walked in. Because that's the spot that wasn't spinning. I i didn't have a i didn't have a key to get in anywhere either bullshit you had keys to the other room that was in our name and a front desk that had 20 rooms that were in our fucking names you could have walked in one i'm drunk cole has the keys i was talking to her i think she knew i was drunk yeah i'm pretty sure one of the other 20 rooms that were randomly in my name,
Speaker4: you could have fucking went up and banged one out in if you wanted to.
Speaker2: You could have fucked right there on the breakfast table. We've had people do that before.
Speaker4: I fondled a dick.
Speaker1: Well, see, this is the first I'm hearing that.
Speaker2: Whose dick did you fondle? The one that kept lifting up his... No.
Speaker4: I can't call it a skirt because it's not a skirt. And it wasn't a kilt. It was his tunic. Is that what they're called? Sure, yes. It was his tunic. Well, you tried to nab it earlier, so that's good. Were you playing peekaboo with it? Peekaboo. It wasn't hard either, so it was all good. No, he flashed it and I grabbed it. And I'm like, you're going to flash it and grab it. Well, it generally doesn't work if you scare it when you grab it. It's all about how you grab it. That was nice. It's kind of like an old vending machine, like a cigarette machine. You got to, you know, if you grab it hard, I'm like, yeah! No. Then it just gets scared. No. If you grab it, like, smooth, smooth, fondle. No, I remember just fondling and kind of just softly touching it.
Speaker2: Now, my softly touching might have been rougher. I don't really know.
Speaker3: And then she dug her nails straight into my cock, and I thought I was going to die. I don't think so. He didn't bitch too much.
Speaker1: You had a hold of his dick. You usually don't, when somebody does that, because you want to try to get it out of there alive.
Speaker2: That could be. You could could just fucked on the table um she could have with those shorts yes if you haven't got a chance to see miss amanda's if you're at one of our halloween parties and you see miss amanda outfit make sure that she drops down and does a squat in those shorts because you get to see her pussy hanging out on both sides there it's very very interesting i have requested i put in a request for that to be the new um dress code here at casbah headquarters and uh so i've not heard on that but uh all i heard was uh yeah if you can get a pair of shorts it'll fit you and i was like well wait a minute that doesn't seem right because i was only having one nut it wouldn't be an even on one side no just hang off to one side it would just look like I had like, well, wait a minute. That doesn't seem right. Because with only having one nut, it wouldn't be an even on one side. No, just hang off to one side.
Speaker1: It would just look like I had like a string in the wrong spot.
Speaker2: Not a string. What am I thinking? Yeah, don't say a string. Not a string. No, like a, it's really funny in my brain.
Speaker4: Anyways.
Speaker1: And a punching bag. It'd be a punching bag. No, not a punch. That's a horrible thing. Not a punching bag. Forget that. Don't anybody look at my dick and a punching bag you'd be a punching instance no not a punch that's a horrible thing not a punching bag forget that don't anybody look at my dick and think punching bag uh no when i got back to the because we could have gotten you a room i the a room was the last thing on my mind i didn't even you should i'm telling you in those shorts if you just laid down on the table and went, I'm breakfast. I'd have come home and you'd have been at a buffet. I know how that works. I've been there. I've seen that before. A Chinese dumpling. Offsides. Yeah, it would just pinch it weird. He got blur checked a few times. Wow. Because it was blur. That's okay. that's funny you know and the thing is is that I'm glad I didn't get drunk well I kind of was drunk I was tipsy Saturday okay I didn't have time to lick myself thank you if you are a week anyways so that costume would have fucked with me because as i would have got if i'd been really drunk i'd had my brain could not have handled um it just couldn't handle it quite honestly my brain just could my brain starts having trouble comprehending lots of stuff at some point in time i i do i do know this what right is all you said go on i do i do know this i know that this is the thought that went through my my mind when i was cleaning up because i got everybody else went to the hotel and i was just picking up the garbage right and all of a sudden i had this flashback to when i was in college and, and we were all really fucking drunk at this house party. I mean, drunk. Stupid, you know, stupid, drunk, broke college kids. And we were going around finishing everybody's empties because of all the swigs and stuff. I started picking these cans up, and I just started laughing hysterically. Like, if somebody would have walked in there and been like, he's lost his mind. I'm looking at these empties laughing hysterically because somebody, somebody had Milwaukee's best. I don't know who had Milwaukee's best. I got to find you because I would have had a beer with you because I haven't had one of those in fucking 30 plus years. And I saw one and that's the one that made me just, I also was back in college it was like i just was dying hysterically now just for clarification purposes here i did not i did not drink any of the half empties nor nor did i go out and pick up any cigarettes and smoke half the cigarette butts either i I thought about that also, but I did not do those things. I did pick up a cookie and take a bite of a cookie, only to realize that there had been a bite on the, well, it was on the cookie tray. It was on the cookie tray. Only to realize that I took a bite out, that the cookie looked weird, and I took my bite and looked at the other side of the cookie, so I went and took a bite out and put it down. And I didn't see that when I just grabbed the cookie. Who does that? Well, me, because I put that cookie down. Then I had two bites out of it. But I didn't finish eating that cookie, just saying. It was a very good cookie. But I was also hungry because all I had eaten was 17 pounds of Jell-O and yeah hours before uh seriously um the jello shots this is an important thing to note here because there's gonna be lots of fucking shit talked about this jello shot thing for a while as well it should be and we have a contest future contest coming with this justI. It was only the red ones.
Speaker2: That you couldn't get out of there? That were, like, smicken. They were stuck? Now, Angela, but she was cleaning them out like a motherfucker. Really? Give that girl's tongue up, buddy. Okay. I definitely wish my dick was a jealous shot.
Speaker4: Anyways, but the other ones, like the green ones,
Speaker2: lucky charm that all day long.
Speaker1: The goddess or the nurse? The goddess. Gotcha. And actually both. Both Angela, the nurse and the goddess, were both fucking naked and chugging them out. But the goddess, she attacked those. Once the contest started, once we started talking shit, right? See, this is the challenge. Once she started talking shit, then she, like, ramped up into, like, super tongue level. And then I was flustered. And we know what happens when I get flustered. It's like trying to put on a wrap-a-condom when I'm flustered. It's a monkey fucking a football. It's all, like, fucking, well, it's the same type of thing, trying to do jello shots. And I added my beard and all over. And it looked like I was just taking a smear on my face. But it was only the red ones. The green ones, man, lucky charms. The other color would suck them out like they owed me money. But the red ones. You suck? I sucked that night. But the red ones, even towards the end when they'd been set out and like were a little more runny, I still was like, what in the flying fuck? It's like my tongue went in there and went, and i forgot what to do i'm trying to move i literally god's honest truth almost gagged myself on a jello shot you're intimidated by the red ones i was that night get it to work apparently i needed viagra for my tongue the estrogen in my tongue was obviously not too high because the chicks were going, oh, popping out in no time. But I kind of have a bruise on my tongue from all the tongue licking. I did try so hard to clean out the coat. I did. Then I became like a little kid. I wanted to make everybody proud. I'm like, look how much better I did this time. And I seriously, it became this huge thing to me is that why you had so many yes yes because well because every time i would do a different color one i was all like see look fuck you all the girls would grab red ones and be like and pop these fuckers out and i'm like okay what color did i get red oh yeah yeah it's like you girls with the red just went fucking ape shit. And you guys all went cat tongue.
Speaker2: So there must have been spikes and cleaned it out. And yeah.
Speaker4: Uh-huh.
Speaker2: Yeah. And all I know was, and I kept trying.
Speaker1: And seriously, at one point in time, I had to quit because I'm like, I am so full of Jell-O.
Speaker2: I'm just like, God.
Speaker1: Good God. I was Jell-O long. I swear I would have started to sweat Jell-O. I don't know how many shots that grant and angela brought jello shots they brought but fuck you because i had half of them i'm saying and and uh they're always bringing jello shots oh my god now i think i think all the girls didn't They each got at least one red one they had a little bit of trouble with. So the red was harder, so it wasn't just me. Just saying. I only did one. Did I just do one Jell-O shot? I really wasn't focusing on you too much at that point. I couldn't keep track of you. You would be there. Apparently, I couldn't be there. somebody would be like, where's Amanda? And I would look and I couldn't find you. And with your wig, I couldn't find you. Well, that only lasted until I got flipped. And once I got flipped, I knew it was going to fall off. If we're going to do this again this weekend at this party, I'm trying to balloon to your ass. Because seriously, I couldn't keep track of you for nothing. Not that I need to. I mean, this is nice. It's not that I need to. It's like, okay, you know, no one's going to run off with you. But, I mean, they'll bring you back if they do. But it's just like, okay. But seriously, I didn't know where you were. And normally, I'm the one that's moving all over. But I found a happy little perch, and I stayed there. And jelloed myself silly. There was enough jello shots, I swear to God, I could have smeared it on the floor and slid across the floor with so much jello. I'm actually surprised I didn't fall and bust my ass in my cowboy boots in jello, just saying. So, yeah. It was like Thanksgiving and the only thing I wanted to eat was the Jell-O.
Speaker2: They were good, though.
Speaker1: I mean, don't get me wrong.
Speaker2: Somebody else had Jell-O shots on the other side of the room,
Speaker1: because I found a bunch of Jell-O shots over there.
Speaker4: But I didn't get over there to take any of those.
Speaker1: Seems like I had one.
Speaker2: Thanks again to Moe for turning on.
Speaker1: Other people do the vodka, the spicy fucking vodka shit. That was horrible.
Speaker2: And some people,
Speaker1: I had a few stops where I hadn't had guys shot. Not like you were. You were in your own private round the world party. What do you, are you drinking this weekend? Now, I want to, I ask you this question for a reason. Because you like to make fun of i say hey am i gonna drink a lot how i can just get trained in a trunk you said to me last saturday because you drank too much friday then he wanted you to go i don't think i'm not planning i maybe have one drink okay let's back up because friday i had two drinks and a shot with you and that was it right to make it sound like it sound like I was the lush Friday night and said I wasn't going to drink. No, I was the lush Friday night, but you said I wasn't going to drink Saturday, so you pulled the coal. So you're saying here right now, you're not going to drink much Saturday. So that means I'm going to be pouring her into the room. I'm not going to calculate it. There we go. Is that a better answer? Sure. Okay. Sure. Okay Sure We'll have a report for you next week On this whole shenanigans And what happens with this But it's actually time to go We talked about absolutely nothing I hope you enjoyed our complete babbling bullshit We talked about a party Do you feel like you're more knowledgeable of the party now? Do you feel better informed about your event? Like you learned something?
Speaker3: No I'm pretty sure I'm missing part of it
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