Krazy Truth about Swinging #271 Dripping with Sweat

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. It's what we do. For those of you following at home, this is none other than Season 6, Episode 271. That's right, 271. But before we get going down the... Well, I didn't do a point. I missed something there, didn't I? I'm Cole. I'm the host with the most Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and obviously someone without Alzheimer's, Miss Amanda. Hey. No, don't kid yourself. We're here to do stuff. I just haven't verbalized what I was thinking. I'm like, we're season six. And this is Miss Amanda's first day on the job. We're pretty excited to have her as a new member of the team. Oh, shit. Wow. Okay, so, well, this show has just got off to a stellar fucking start already, hasn't it? You don't know what season it is, and I don't remember who the fuck hosts are.
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Speaker1: It'd be unfair to us to order it, not somebody else to order it first. I know. Just saying. So, that is whatever. So, there we go. And a total side note that has nothing to do with what most people are listening to, but just know, if you own a group or a page, whatever, be able to make decisions all on your own without having to go to a special group to ask what you should do. Here's my public service announcement for the fucking idiots out there. Thanks. Well, apparently
Speaker3: somebody's thing just popped up
Speaker1: and blocked the screen. It annoys me. But there you go. So, check all that out. Alright, so here's what's really neat. How many times
Speaker3: can you say so? It should be a drinking game.
Speaker1: A million fucking times. So.
Speaker3: Drinking game. When he says so.
Speaker1: Here's what's funny. That's all I have. Is so? No, I don't even have so.
Speaker2: I don't even have so i don't even shut this fucking stupid thing off of there idiots uh no i don't that's yeah yep that's not what i meant to do and all hell's broken loose kids it's chaos dogs cats living together. No, so there you go. So we've got all kinds of cool. So we just got our cool things that are upcoming. Obviously, we've got the Halloween party coming up, but I'm going to jump ahead just a scotch, and we just got our press passes. Yeah, we did. So we got our press passes uh for exotica in new jersey so we're excited the first weekend in new uh in november excuse me we're going to be going out to exotica so we're super jazzed about that with our press passes we're going to be able to get some interviews and and uh talk some of the well we get to talk to them anyways, but talk to some of the owners of Exotica. And we'll have some reports that gives us permission to be, like, going live and stuff while we're there. So, all kinds of cool stuff. So, it's really awesome. We're super excited about that. We got our hotel room. So, now we have press passes and a place to stay.
Speaker4: That's exciting.
Speaker1: It's always exciting to have a place to stay. It's always a good thing. especially in november it could be chilly to be sleeping out in the car just saying uh so yeah so we're all over that so that's pretty pretty damn exciting and we've got some other stuff that i'm working on of course a rental car would be cheaper than the hotel rooms yeah we would need a hotel rooms a little pricey uh yeah but uh uh so but that show is so miami was was is there smaller show is, so Miami is their smaller of their shows. So this is their biggest of the exotica. So they have 4,000 or 5,000 people a day roll through the conference center. So it's going to be very fun. And we're working on some other stuff as well that will be going on while we're out there also. So it's going to be a busy, I think we'll be there we'll get out there on a Thursday and we'll come home on a Monday and it will be busy. We will be tired. We'll be exhausted. But that'll be fun. So I'm super jazzed about that. And obviously we're jazzed about the Halloween party. So that's a lot of fun. It's spooktacular.
Speaker3: Boo. I have to find costumes.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: Yep, that is my top concern, too.
Speaker2: Costumes. Gotcha.
Speaker1: Absolutely costumes.
Speaker3: You gonna go as yourself?
Speaker1: Let's just hope I... Who knows who I'll go as? My hair will gray up continuously as we go, so...
Speaker2: I'm sure.
Speaker1: It'll be awesome. It'll be like pre-Santa. Just saying. Spooky Santa.
Speaker3: I can make you gray.
Speaker2: Ho.
Speaker1: I take my ho everywhere.
Speaker2: I've got gel to make you grayer. Yeah, hard to believe I need that. Just have events. So, we've got that. So, yeah. I don't know. That'll be kind of fun. You'd be able to have a whole lot of shots right now if y'all were following the so thing. Why? Thank you for... I love when people point that shit out to me. That is so awesome because now I hear it in my head every time I say it also. Good. You said. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, that's awesome. So there you go. There was another one. So feel free. With that being said, we're going to play this little game with Cole.
Speaker1: With that being said, I know the easiest way to make sure I don't say the word.
Speaker2: Oh, no, you don't. Oh, yes, I do. No, you don't.
Speaker1: Yeah, yep. No.
Speaker2: Welcome, everybody, to episode 271, season 6, Amanda's First Day. It's the Amanda Show.
Speaker1: Michael says that I should go as you and you should go as me. I could, but I'm too tall. I'm too short.
Speaker3: My penis could work, I suppose. It's small, just saying. What? I'm not going to have my hair that curly. I mean, I didn't put a strap on. Yeah, you could. There you go. I actually worked out at the bar Saturday night. And interestingly enough, I had a gal. We were talking about KSN, and this is why when people, when people say guys make a big deal over nothing about being a grower, not a shower, here is the proof positive why we do. The gal said, I like your dicky do, which, those of you know what a dicky do means means similar to a small dick your dicky do and i said when she goes yeah she's never seen a picture of it erect that is the fucking reason why guys have the mental hang-up on the whole thing, which I haven't sent her a picture, I'll let her pick a picture, because she was sitting there blown away to see what it is in real life. Not real life, I didn't whip it out at the bar. Hold on, why I whipped this out? Damn, that is a reference, kids. So, yeah. But we'll see the picture of what it is when it's inflated so to speak so now you can yes and that was another one you can understand why as a guy and why for me it's such a big deal what that is so paranoia yeah there you go it'd be kind of like saying somebody up going, you know, your meat curds are just fine.
Speaker2: I mean, hey, the sag is sexy. I mean, you'd just be like, what?
Speaker1: So that's the, and that's another one right there.
Speaker2: You're up to six shots right now if you're following along at home, kids. So start drinking. Let's go. There you go. Yep.
Speaker1: Beth and Larry come screaming in there with Blazing Saddles. What was the Blazing Saddles reference? Hold on while I whip this out. It's when the sheriff first gets to town and everybody stops. Yeah. Do you know how much of it I've watched? Please don't. Don't even go there. We do not want to get into a discussion because I used to make employees that worked worked for me I'd go through the list of mandatory college movies they should have watched and make them watch them if they hadn't and you're going to go right off the bat and you're going to blast that um okay let's play a little game movies that you have to watch and you should do it naked because it's a lot of fun. You've watched The Wall all the way through, right? Several times. Okay. But you don't like weed, so you've always done it. You've never done it drunk. No. Have you ever watched Up and Smoke all the way through Cheez and Chong? No. Have you ever watched Strange Brew with Bob and Doug McKenzie? Yes. All the through? Probably It was a long time ago Okay Clockwork Orange all the way through? No, never seen it The Life and Times of Brian Don't even know what that movie is That'd be Monty Python Okay Search for the Holy Grail I've watched that several times So if I hit a line You would know Probably not because I have a memory of a nap These are the nights that go neep All I remember is the fucking coconuts It's merely a flesh wound Okay you remember So see These are just some of the Blazing Saddles I've seen one little scene Where they've come around Where he has the horse and shit Yeah exactly These are all some of the, like... Blazing Saddles, I've seen, like, one little scene where they've come around where he has, like, the horse, I don't know, the horse and shit.
Speaker2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker1: These are all, uh... Oh, yeah, it is just Life of Brian. Yeah, it isn't, yeah, that's correct. I screwed that up.
Speaker3: Big Trouble, Little China.
Speaker1: Yep. Didn't even know who that... You know if that's not... Uh, Barfly. I bet a lot of people haven't seen Barfly the life of Charles Bukowski so these are all things that because I could watch so many movies I bet if it had Hallmark in the front of it you've watched you've seen it How many Christmas Hallmark movies have you seen that we have watched multiple years and we know this? Well, everybody knows the storyline because we all know what's going to happen. It's a Hallmark Christmas movie. But that we know that Hallmark movie. True. Just saying. So that's... Over the weekend, I watched Love and Drugs. Okay. There you go. Yeah. So that's...
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: So actually, Larry goes, it sounds like a Saturday movie night. This is going to be a... It's going to be a chasm of a movie event, and I'm going to pick the fucking movies.
Speaker3: Do you know most movies, I fall asleep?
Speaker2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1: It's a great way. If I had ever wanted to sneak out of the house through the years, I just had to start a movie. And away we go. I got three hours free and clear. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I through the years. I just had to start a movie. Away we go. I got three hours free and clear. No, it's all right. It's just one of those things. Just saying. Yes, and I do. Okay, Julie, homework Christmas movies are awesome. They are, and I watch them a lot, too. It'll be interesting to see with my estrogen blocker if I'll watch them as much. I probably will.
Speaker1: I just won't cry as much. So, there we go. And if it's not shot. Which it's shot week this week. Shot. That would be testosterone shot. Pretty damn excited about that. Always excited to get that shot. My little special juice. My little helper.
Speaker2: Gee. It is what it is. So there you go. Yeah, so we'll have a cabs moving in. So what do you want to talk about? Do you have your phone on you? Yes, I do. Do you really? That's right. It'd be the one that they're all looking at us on. For Yep. For what? Because I was going to bring up, because we went and we did our STD testing last weekend. Yes, we did. Or last week. We did. And. That's correct. Going to the health department, it takes fucking forever. But we're. But very appreciative. There's positive. Yes. There's positives. There's a lot of positives. Yes. I'm just. You trade money for time is what you trade. That's what you trade. Seriously. But, so one gal we met with, okay, yeah, talk about prevention, blah. Yes. But, did you know there is a website out there that you can let somebody know they need to test for something without letting them know it was you. Yes, so, okay, let's... What was it? Anonymous? GetTested.org. GetTested.org. So, let's back up a little bit and have another shot. The process, for those of you, again, if you're looking for different ways to go get tested or you are unsure of why did we go get tested?
Speaker1: We got tested because we just had crazy summer nights. So that's why we got tested, because that's what you do. Anyways, cost. cost for the health department for a full panel, which included chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, HIV, hepatitis. Trick. Trick. The whole nine yards. $30. So if money is a concern, $30. Why did we choose to go to the health department? Quite honestly, A, we wanted to use them out we hadn't done we had one there and be our doctors to get that same thing is about three four hundred bucks three to four so just saying and to see what the process is like you do trade time it didn't help Lincoln it didn't help we had an evening appointment so they're busier in the evening and I think they double book because there was a lot of people there so yeah it's a waiting game and they run you through a process now i don't know if they do that every time like if we went there every time to be tested that'll be something we'll have to see the first time we went through to be tested though they they go through and you talk with and meet multiple people and when the testing included, urine sample, blood draw, and throat swab. So it's very, so it's.
Speaker2: For a male.
Speaker1: For a male. So it's actually very comprehensive, which even my doctor's office generally doesn't do a throat swab. So it's very comprehensive. So check with your, if you don't know where you can go to get tested cost effectively or you're concerned for whatever reason check with your county county health department okay there's the first thing so the neat so we go through and and like i said we'll have to see the next time we do our testing We'll use them again to see if it's the same process. But they have you talk to multiple people. So they have you talk. They get your initial blood draws, and then you talk with the nurse and then the physician's assistant, and then they have you talk. One of the people they have you talk with is basically a specialist, an STD specialist and her thing is that they're talking they are, you know, if you have questions about any test, if you have concerns about having tests encouraging you to have tests and be gave you they gave us information on the pill that you can take that to prep to for hiv to drastically lower the chance of getting hiv like it's i believe it was 91 that if you take it to lower and then also the other thing was this new and it's a new thing that it's literally if you don't want to reach out to someone because you have something you are actually able to go on this website and we'll put it we'll put a note to the website in the show notes and you did you did it to try it out i did it to try it out so i sent you one okay first off you have to have a phone number yes so that's a downfall if your only communication is messenger right or you were just at the bar or something right and then you got to pick of a list of things that you can contact contract which one you think that you know if you test a positive for trick because it's common you can say hey you need to go you know you just click trick or scabies was on there scabies is a mite but okay whatever i don't consider an std by any stretch because it's not right but you know it has this whole list of stuff so i clicked one of them and then i put in your phone number and it sent you a text right so if you ever receive a text and it and it says the text says this is the name of the website, a person that you have been in contact with has anonymously wanted to let you know that you should be, that you have potentially been exposed to and should be tested for, and then the name in this case, I forget, I don't know. I think you put, like, syphilis in. Syphilis. For syphilis. And when the guy was talking to us about it and they text you individually, of course, but the whole concept was, is that so many times people are afraid they don't know how to have that conversation with somebody. And this is a way that you can do that if you're uncomfortable or afraid. Now, obviously, we all know communication is key, and so there's that issue, and you have to have the phone number. But the neat part with it is that it's another way, it's another to to offset avoiding having that conversation we want to let everybody know basically if you ever receive a text take it serious yes especially from that organization yes yes granted can some people start harassing or just doing fake shit of course they can that's just the immaturity of some people. The dick factor. Right. Or the haters. Yeah, you might have some people that think it's funny. But you can never be too cautious about it. If you've had, if you, in this lifestyle, anytime we can find another resource, and we've never heard of this before. So it's another resource. And I wanted to try to try it i wanted to see how it would be what it would do and how it would notify you because yeah it said message sent well yeah the key to remember every state's different so there's some state you know in iowa it's a totally different laws on reporting than it is in other states just something cool to check out obviously it's not cool to check out but something that if there's a resource out there but the website also had different information on it as far as resources of different stds or diseases that you can catch and and where you can get tested locally the big thing is is like we went there to try something different so that we could report back at different well because we work with clinics we work with our doc we work with multiple people there's a million options out there it proves once again super thorough super professional super all the way across the board there's options so i'm glad we checked out we will go there for sure again the next time it's time for tests again to see if they're ready to do the same process so we pour it back so that's pretty cool that was the first that was the first thing that We need to do my glass dirty. Imagine that.
Speaker2: Okay, what do you want to talk about? That was the one thing I wanted to talk about. That's the only thing you wanted to talk about? It's a 22-minute show tonight? Rock on. No. Here's a question I have for people. If it's super hot, will you still fuck? I really want to know that. Weigh in the air conditioner or out in the the heat i think it's warm even with the air conditioner on being out if you were out and would you want to go inside like hey we're having a picnic and then going somewhere cool would you still want to fuck or just be tired from being hot it's like i don't know where you're at in the country but it's 187 000 degrees it basically is hell so i and all we can think of man this would suck for camping because this is just i mean you go beyond ball soup here you're just like it's a swimming pool i personally don't see that much difference between 95 and 105 and she is from the south and uses an electric blanket year-round so i have not had it on for like two weeks that is awesome so take that for what you're listening to a total grain of salt as to in terms of what you know how you would possibly do that just saying do you think it's different do you think it feels hotter i am a 289 pound man i have layers of fat upon layers of it i'm like a polar bear looking for a penguin yeah it's hot it is damn hot hot in the hot tub uh just if given a larry if given an opportunity does it matter where and when i guess it's not so much so much would you fuck. I'm not doing oral sex in this temperature anyways.
Speaker1: I would not put my penis in anybody's mouth in this temperature.
Speaker2: Hey, we were just outside. Nom.
Speaker1: I am totally not going to do that. That would just be... Is that what you want? Do you want something seasoned, flavored? Mmm, salty. I don't even think smoking meat, BBQ treats, meat rubs could counteract that kind of sweat. We have to talk about sexy stuff, I forgot. Oh, I don't care if you talk about sex or sexy or not often. Well, i know you don't but you know it can be hot your body's all slippery and sliding against each other have you not touched me when i'm sweaty i have i'm like i have sticky skin i know it's not because it is i know yeah so they're done so the thing is is it Been there, done that. So the thing is, it's not the grapefruit blowjob. It's not going to take it. I'm not going to be slipping anywhere. It's going to be like. See, Pete never stopped indoor play. Well, depends on how far I got to walk to get indoor. I'm just saying. Here it is. This is so funny. I'm getting eye rolls and crap. And the reality of it is it's because I would feel horrible if some girl was all, like, wanted to suck my dick. And all of a sudden I was like, and I knew that my one ball had been simmering in a pant leg of fucking human juices and human soup for six hours. Oh, yeah. Well, what the hell? And slapped that motherfucker in there. I would feel bad. The entire time, I'm going to really start to taste bad. I'm sure it's horrible. Really sorry. Really bad. You do like what I usually do. I wouldn't because it's going to be all nice and sweaty. They have the option if they want to continue or if they want to stop. Well, once they throw up on their own. I've said that to people and they go, no, it's okay. And I said, no. It's going to be a sweaty cooter. They go, that's okay. Wait a minute. We're going to find out Cole has a little orange mango habanero. See what he'll do. Well, the thing is. Southern comfort sauce? No. Because that would also make. You won't feel a thing. I will. Here's the thing. Okay, I'm going to go with this direction because this is so true. It's her prerogative to stop. When she starts puking on my dick because it's like, and then I've got Moe feed me Southern comfort shots, which makes me want to puke anyways, and then somebody's throwing up on me, then I'm going to start throwing up on them. It's going to be, there's nothing, I mean, we may slide more than with my sticky skin, but it's not going to be sexy. I have one nut. That means half my sack is empty. So picture this. Right now, everybody close your eyes that's listening. Got your eyes closed? Picture a wet paper sack. Like a grocery sack, you know, like how we used to make book covers. Picture it wet and slap it up against the wall. And now it sticks. That's what the empty side of my nut sack is going to do to your wife's forehead.'s going to stick Right there It's like a dick spit wad Is that hot? Who wants my dick spit wad? So last year at KSN When it was butt ass hot Did nobody fuck? I have no idea No you do know because you can hear it That was in the cool the evening. Sweaty cooter is better than no cooter. 30 seconds in the cold washing, clean things up, ready to go. That's true. I don't mind it sweaty. Look, and to each their own, some people, Moe fed me some sort of weird nut thing that almost burnt my throat, and everybody else thought it was the greatest thing in the world, i was dying some habanero nut thing out of ksn everybody has different tastes what the hell did you feed them those pea things or something oh the wasabi i mean i mean some people eat those and they're like well these are good they are good okay so i get it some people you know what you eat enough of them you don't feel the, here's the thing. Everybody likes something salty now and then. I get it. Okay? You're going to have to sign a waiver because that much salt is going to give somebody a heart attack. I'm just saying. It is what it is. Once I see the girl whip out the Vicks, I'm going to be done. For those of you who don't know, that's a trick. What it is, carry a thing of Vicks with you, fix VapoRub, and you just put that in your nose and you will not smell anything but Vicks. You can pretty much do anything at that point, Don. Just saying. It doesn't take taste away. Well, apparently everybody likes a little flavor in salt, so it shouldn't matter at all.
Speaker3: Actually, something you could do, carry water with you and go, I've got a little trick, and pour water on it. Not you, but on a cooter or something. And then they get all excited and stuff, and it's all cleaned off and ready to go. You don't even have to take a shower.
Speaker1: I was just saying, should I do that on mine? If I dump cold water on my dick.
Speaker3: If you dump cold water.
Speaker1: If I dump cold water on my dick, now we've got to. Just saying. God, you try the cold water thing. That'd probably feel really good. Not on me, on somebody else. Then go to town? Probably. It's just on a guy that would be, could be counterproductive. Yeah, but you could warm it up pretty quick with a mouth you know here's the it has to be cold water once you naturally get sweaty during sex okay wait a minute wait right here larry had a great thing what if you naturally get sweaty during sex i want everybody to know if look if you're listening to this and you're not on our youtube channel fucking go get on our youtube channel so that this next part makes absolute sense because you need to see what my little co-host over here did.
Speaker2: She goes, eh, like, like. it on our YouTube channel so that this next part makes absolute sense because you need to see what my little co-host over here did.
Speaker1: She goes, eh, like, like, yeah, let's talk about when you're having sex with Cole and Cole, cause Cole naturally is kind of a sweaty guy. And if he's doing things, things are going well, what happens with Cole? Cole starts to sweat. And what do you say when Cole starts to sweat on you? Come on, giggles. Just go ahead and say it. Ew. Ew. You're sweating on me. So on the air, she's like, sweaty balls, sweaty fuck yeah, woo, sweaty. we have stopped having sex because i'm hitting it like a champ from behind and the sweat's running off my nose and the first drop it goes it's like a movie and drops on her back not like i came uh like and princess comes out and her fucking tiara goes on and whatever and my hairy chest when it's sweaty she's not rubbing her hands in my sweaty hairy chest going i love the water and the way it feels she's not like rubbing her nose in it or anything else she's like when you are having sex with someone i'm telling you you've got it for those of you I'll have to do the best I can to describe this when you're having sex with somebody and they're doing this and they're looking like they're like playing dodgeball to avoid your sweat drops don't even go on this show and act like sweaty's awesome is that not true do not just shrug your shoulders Is that not true? Do not just shrug your shoulders. Is that not true? Yeah, I don't like it dripping on me. Sliding me. I don't know. Dripping, no, I don't. But we're in the air condition on the bed. Note to self, note to sexualism. To crazy things like we finish up for the cold empty ball sack visual. Awesome, glad I can help. A cold soda in her mouth, that's a good one. Actually, the more I think about it, that's what towels are for. Yes, he used to keep a towel next to the bed so he could wipe it off of his head. I pack in towels around and just leave out and expose the correct area. What's really funny, though, now that I'm thinking about it, you like fucking in the rain. Again, please get the YouTube channel so this whole show makes more sense. Is that not true? It's fun. Sweat. Rain is just God's sweat. it's it's fun sweat rain is just god's sweat it's a blessing from the lord when sweating on you no absolutely not there's a big difference between sweat dripping on your dropping on your face and some balls being sweaty yeah flavor yeah but you could you could catch it off my nose if you would just look if you would close your okay that's the face if you would close your eyes everybody close your eyes for a second if you're having sex you might want to stop everybody close your eyes for a second. Think you're having sex, you might want to stop. Everybody close your eyes for a second. Think back to being a kid. If you're not from a cold climate, think about the Christmas movies, whatever, and the joy of the first snowflakes, and the little kids stand outside and go, they're trying to catch a snowflake. You're making passionate love to a person that you love so deeply, and you could have that magical feeling of catching that drop of sweat on your tongue. You've had jizz in your mouth. Not that often. It's a drop of sweat, man. Didn't that paint the angelic picture that it should? No. Okay, so I see rain as clean because it's clean water. I see sweat as dirt. Would you catch the rain? We've got people on here who can answer this. Would you catch the rain? Open mouth as it tumbles sexually off of somebody's hot shoulders as they're pounding you you're like uh i don't know because it's clean it's touched their body it's not clean i said i don't know i didn't do that i haven't done that well there you go kids going to make me throw it. I'm just saying.
Speaker2: Wow. Okay.
Speaker1: Ball sex, not a big deal. No sweat is a big deal. The difference is flavor. Gotcha. Okay. I got this down now. I got this all figured out. And yet we live in a world where people eat ass like it's no big deal. Seriously? Think of this for just a minute. Yeah, so which has more salt taste, sweat or cum? Asking for a friend. Actually, sweat. Really? Mm-hmm. Now, have they been drinking or not drinking? No, snotty sweat or snotty salt salt what i used to call it salty salty snot yeah see now that's hot somebody yelled her about that that's a we don't sweat we passionately perspire porn up says it's okay that's awesome just, I'm just You know, just saying My sweat Would have less salt Than My cum would Depending upon Let me finish Depending on what I was doing ahead of time Because there are times if I've had the right fun during the night, that you can lick rum. You can taste the rum off my arm. When I'm sweating, you can taste it. It's like licking a toad. If you just lick me, you'll get drunk. It's like licking a toad. Just, just saying. You know, it is what it is. Salty Snult equals Snulty. A Snulty treat. That's awesome. A Snulty treat. Ah. Alright, there we go.
Speaker2: There.
Speaker1: I just think, I just think that this weather is,
Speaker3: yeah. I don't know. I mean, I will. I'm going to fuck whenever the opportunity presents itself. Oh, right. I'd fuck outside in this. I'm going to have a heart attack probably, but I'll do it. Shall we go? Huh? Shall we go? No, you don't like to be sweated on. We were outside shaking rugs earlier, and I started to sweat. Do you really think, fucking you, I'm not going to be just a drenched mess? What is that? To a degree. Yeah, you would be. But there's ways around it. You can be, I don't know, positions. There should be positions to not get dripped on. Okay, so. Right? Somebody's getting dripped on. It's just who doesn't mind it. Are you saying I sweat? If you don't sweat outside today fucking you're gonna die so yes i'm gonna guess you'll sweat and that's fine it doesn't bother me i think that anything from you that touches me is a blessing i think i think that i would love to be baptized and submerged in the sweat from your brow from madly making passion loves. I can wrap you in saran wrap. There you go. Then you won't drip on it.
Speaker1: I'll be skinnier and I'll work out there. I'll be then in no time. Seriously, with you, it would be worth every bit of it.
Speaker3: Fucking ever hold a personal fan.
Speaker1: Well, see, we could have people do that for us.
Speaker3: There you go.
Speaker1: We could have fan assistants. You'll probably get that at some point in time. What? You'll have people. Whatever. No, I won't. You never know that. Yes, you will, because I'll be one of those people. I'll be the one holding the fan. You're making the money. I'm holding the fan. It is what it is. It's your birthday. Whoop, whoop. New way to use the wet blanket.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: If I wrap up in that wet blanket, man, then we've got to slip and slide. Just saying. It is what it is.
Speaker3: You're saying cowgirl and reverse cowgirl.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Look, it doesn't bother me. You do get sticky, though. And your skin sticks. Isn't that like you slide around? Where you coming from, Spider-Man? Where you coming from, Spider-Man? Yes. Roman fucking people waving palm leaves As you have sex
Speaker3: Fan service
Speaker1: I only get kind of sticky Well I get pretty sticky Now this is great This is just totally Luckily I'm putting this out in the airway
Speaker3: Is what?
Speaker1: That I get really sticky Don't have sex with Cole He gets sticky Like one of those things You like the hand things that slap And stick on the wall I'll see you next time. Don't have sex with Cole. He gets sticky. Like one of those things you like the hand things that slap and stick on the wall. Be in the air conditioning. Do you come as a team? See, do you know why I don't mind getting dripped on? I'm a guy. Of course I'm not going to mind getting dripped on. If we do things right, some of our shit's going to get wet anyways. Nope. I mean, it's not like that's what we want. So we should be used to it. I mean, granted, probably it might not necessarily plan to be our knees or our chest or our neck, but it doesn't really matter. Something's going to get wet. So we're doing it right it right anyway so that's a plus but you also have to keep in mind that for the longest time or most of my life i didn't sweat right so to have somebody sweat on you when you don't sweat is gross plus i have super sensitive skin so to feel it rolling Yeah but that's only so much Because I got enough hair that there's a lot of things Touching it that tickles Right Do I just power through that You just tolerate it is that what it is Well when orgasms are coming you don't pay any attention to it But But you pay attention if the sweat rolls off my nose I think it's because you you can see it. That's what I think. That's what I think. And if you're required to be a folded fan, absolutely. That's what I think. I think it's because you can see it. I don't know how this is going to be the best episode we've done yet. The sweat episode. Just saying. I guess, whatever. I don't know apparently I have I wear jeans all the time so it's not like shit's gonna be all like aired out and fresh I'm just saying
Speaker3: I think in the heat you need to be more concerned about you know fuck it just slipped my mind and I'm losing my mind
Speaker1: it's the heat just say it you have to be more concerned about what? heat stroke heat Over and old I guess everybody has to go fucking In the sprinklers Ooh, that could be fun. No, well, it's cold water. And not in this temperature.
Speaker3: But in rain, it was cold. Well, it was okay. It wasn't cold, cold.
Speaker1: No, there was a storm of brewing, Paul. It wasn't like snow.
Speaker3: Really?
Speaker1: I swear to God. I just, why do I even do this anymore?
Speaker2: Anyways.
Speaker1: All right. So there's, great.
Speaker2: There you go.
Speaker1: I don't even want to talk to you anymore. I don't even want to talk. It's your turn. Come up with something. You come up. I'm going to drink my Dr. Pepper. See, let's get wet and sticky sweat edition. I'm in. I mean, it's the best workout. I'm good all the time. I'm all in. Just saying. I will happily sweat on any girl that wants me to sweat on her. Let me drip on you. Drip. if you are listening to this and you find sweaty fur hot and sweaty then you we need to talk you're not that hairy i used to be you you think you are but you're not well it's stretch out more when i lose weight it gets more my fur gets closer together sweat at work sweat doing yard work sweat working out sweat during sex is normal evidently yeah well you know i mean that's just that's yeah i always just thought it was the booze but yeah i guess not just saying no i look it's yeah i was just trying to be nice it's just that teaches me for trying. I think too much about stuff, obviously. I overthink it. Sometimes. Oh, God. What? Sometimes you do overthink the cleanliness factor. Because you don't want, this, this is the same, this is that exact same concept as, as with the whole grow, not a show thing. Oh, it's not a big deal. You don't think nobody thinks about it. Yes, it is. It is a big deal because I don't care what anybody says in on a podcast. It's not a big deal in a hypothetical situation. it's not a big deal. You're getting slapped in the face with a stinky nut, it's a big fucking deal. It's going to be a big deal on the car ride home. Let's put it that way. Tell me I'm wrong. Hypothetically speaking, how many times do you slap somebody in the face with your neck? If I'm doing it right? Let's not use me. Let's use people that get laid more. Maybe their chin, their neck, or y'all 69 in it. It's in and around the general area. It's in and around the general area. It's just like, okay, yes. You have wet wipes and you clean yourself off. Yes, you stop and take a shower. Yes, you do all those things. Yes, everybody uses condom every time. And how many people do you see walking around with their container of baby wipes that don't have babies all the time. How many times have you seen people, hold on one second, whip this out and whip out their baby wipes? Seriously. So in theory, it's good, but in reality, does it happen? Yes, sex with Cole is dangerous, sweating nuts and scum in the eye. Yes, pretty much it is. I'm just, it's, as a big guy, right? I'm super, like, super paranoid about like having that that stigma that being that big that big guy stigma yeah and trust me it's real think about i was in sales my whole life Right? That's what I've always done. So take a picture of this for just a second. Anybody who doesn't believe what I'm saying right now, close your eyes. You're going to go buy something that you have to deal with a salesperson. And it's a blistering day like today. There's two salespeople standing there. One of them, just dress nice, looks normal, right? One of them is pitting out horribly, has sweat stains all over their shirt, right? Before you even say a word to either one of them, one are you more apt to walk up to and I already know the answer because they've done studies on this kind of crap even if you know the dude that's pitted out and sweat stains and all the rest is the better salesman more knowledgeable you are more apt to walk over to the other person i could see that it's a fact that's why like if you take an idiot that knows nothing about a product put him in a three thousand dollar suit a seventy thousand dollar car and send him into a client's house the client's business will sell more than a dude in a piece of shit car a piece of shit a sears suit even if that guy knows way more than a way better salesman. They've done studies on him. So it's the same thing with sex. I'm six foot tall, 289 pounds. If my long hair is matted to my head, right, sweaty head, sweaty, matted to my hair, and I'm pitting out and i've got under boob sweat marks i don't look sexy you're gonna make the assumption that whatever under my boobs smell like probably is what my crotch is gonna smell like too is that not true somebody tell me i'm wrong tell me that's not true. Would you? Would you? You tell me. Would I what? Pick you? Right. Would personality... You don't get... Personality is out of the equation yet. Because you haven't got to talk to me yet. I can't charm you. I can't charm my way into this this i was gonna say personality plays a big role in it right but if you're gonna walk up and talk to two guys and there's there's two of us we would we similar build similar age similar whatever you don't know crap about either one of us which one are you gonna walk up to well if they're standing side by side, both of them. Oh, right. And then whichever one jumps to it, they're the ones that get it. Come here, baby, come get me. I'm not saying that it would be a complete... I know what you're saying. But it's just... I know what you're saying. So for me it is a here's a better way to put it. Every woman, not every woman most women, we'll go most women it's a big deal if they forget to put their lipstick on. I've heard this for years and years. It's like this huge deal. My God, I forgot my lipstick. Even if they, you know, they don't... Minimalistic makeup. If you forget your lipstick, that's a big deal. You're like, ah! I've listened to my mom my whole life. I've listened to...
Speaker3: I'm accepting it more and more.
Speaker1: I'm not knocking it. It's a big deal. You don't feel complete. Right. Like, even if you don't wear a bunch of, like, you don't, if you forget your lipstick. It would be enough to mind fuck you and most women at an event. If we got to an event and for some reason there was no way to go get lipstick, it would mind fuck you at an event i believe and most and most women it would is that a fair statement ladies listening is that a fair statement anybody anybody hold on um uh let's see so if a girl has big boobs with underboob sweat you assume her pussy is super sweaty and you won't give her oral? Possibly. Possibly, I wouldn't. Not until, it depends. It would factor in my brain, in all honesty. Amanda, I tried that the first time with Nicole and Todd. It didn't work so well.
Speaker2: That's right. Yeah.
Speaker1: So, I'm just saying. But tell me, what's the makeup? What's the lipstick? Do you remember the question? You got that look like. Would not having lipstick. There's no way it could mindfuck you for. I don't think it would mindfuck me, no. I'll be upset about it, but it won't mindfuck me for the rest of the night. Would you be actively asking to borrow somebody's lipstick? I might seek out a little bit, and if I don't find it, then fine. That's what biting your lips to make them a little bit more red does. So three tubes of lipstick so can you i'm trying to equate that though on how that would i mean so for me okay being a being a big guy that sweats like because i wear black all the time right or i wear dark colors a lot when i sweat and then i go in the air conditioner what happens it turns white everybody goes why don't you take your suit coat off the reason i don't take my suit coat off when i go out places is because no matter what i'm gonna sweat always have even when i was 220 pounds, whatever, coat hides it it's not that i wouldn't still be like paranoid about everything else but it hides it it absolutely covers it you can't tell if i'm pitting out i'm wearing all black and you can't tell if i'm pitting out well the thing is is that in all reality yeah either you like it or you don't, or it doesn't bother you.
Speaker2: Sweat.
Speaker3: There are people that have massive OCD that would want you to clean up beforehand, and there's ways around it to get them to clean up.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: I would be the one.
Speaker3: You just have to be creative sometimes.
Speaker1: I would be the one that would be like, hold on, let me go. I can say I have said no. There's no way I'm doing anything unless I go take a shower. Well, like before the girl melee, I went into the shower. There were several of us that went in there, cleaned ourselves off to make sure we were all nice and fresh. As a daisy. I don't know about daisy because daisies really are out in the doors and the elements are really not that fresh. I'm just saying it's a factor. It's a factor. The sweat thing is a huge part of it. It's the challenge about putting on an outdoor event. Yeah. If you're someone that's comfortable, tank top or no shirt or whatever, it's not that big a deal. But if you're not, it's a huge challenge of putting on an outdoor event. Because I'm super overly conscious of that. I didn't say my shit was rational. I understand most people are not. Or they go, it's no big deal. But I just know from, I can honestly say that we would have hundreds of thousands of dollars if I hadn't smoked for 30 years in the car business, all those years I was in, 17 years in the car business, because the smell of being all day long and stale smoke absolutely cost me car sales right so and i know that it's it's the it's the the same all the way across the board right i know that i love you just like you're just like you know uh hypothetically for me uh if she's a hottie with daddy and she's sweaty, I don't care. I would think there might be ladies the same way. There are those who don't care. Right, and put on a fiery fireman's uniform, you know, we'll forget all about the sweat. I don't, yes, I i agree you know if yes i'm just not i can't even go there without it going horribly south oh my god you're right you can't it's a good thing it's the end of the show no no you know what yeah okay i don't think having a Pop-Tart in my hand, a Pop-Tart and a Dr. Pepper, and being a sweaty mess is going to give me the same results as being a fireman or a policeman or a jet fighter pilot or some other heroic thing.
Speaker3: You don't know that.
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