Krazy Truth about Swinging #270 Cum in your eye

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with the most slightly disillusional. That's not a word. Whatever. I'm Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and always well put together, Miss Amanda. Not. Hey. And we're here to tantalate, titillate, and otherwise entertain you. That's what we do. Look at you with all the posture and stuff. It's almost like you're taller than me. It makes my stomach look smaller. We should do this in a pool then. You can use your tits as a
Speaker2: flotation device. Well, okay, but I'm sitting on a blanket.
Speaker1: You are. And a phone book
Speaker2: in the car. It's cute. And I'm sitting higher.
Speaker1: I'm tall. And we have balloons. That's what midgets do. Anyways, so those of you following at home, this is season six, episode 270. Because I have what Jane said. Did somebody say whisper? Oh, whatever. I said, like, whispers. We want to whisper. First, before you're going too far in this crazy, crazy thing we call a show, I don't know. did somebody say whisper oh and whatever i said like whispers we want to whisper uh first before you're going too far in this crazy crazy thing we call a show let's give a quick shout out to our sponsors you know what do you want a quality sex toy of course you do do you want one that's going to last of course you do do you want one that's going to be great keep you awake of course you do in that case you're going to get motorbunny.com you'll get 50 off that'll keep you awake it'll thump you right into submission could cause you to pass out uh anyways it I don't know. In that case, you're going to get MotorBunny.com. You'll get $50 off. That'll keep you awake. It'll thump you right into submission. Could cause you to pass out. Anyways, it will, whatever, $50 off MotorBunny.com. You can get the original or the buck. And so you want to check that out today. Don't forget also, make it a habit. If you want to know what's going on in the adult world as well as the swinging world, you start to see more and more stuff about miss amanda in there as well asmlifestonemagazine.com three million readers can't be wrong make it a habit to read your new edition each and every month and it's barbecue season you know what even though summer's starting to wind down that just means it's time to tailgate and when you tailgate what do you do you cook and what do you cook you cook meat and what do you do with your meat you rub your meat that's right smokingmeatsbbqtreats.com that's s-m-o-k-i-n-m-e-a-t-s b-b-q-t-r-e-a-t-s.com this is a swingers company and i'll tell you what sports community check out their hickory desk lemon pepper sbg orange mango, or their special Pineapple Paradise. Make sure that your meat is rubbed with only the best. And safety. It's what it's all about. Don't become a statistic. Did you know one in four people are drugged at a bar without their consent? That's scary. You don't have to be a victim, nor to send anyone you know. My Cup Condom, that's right. And you want to go and get your discounts, go to mycupcondom backslash discount backslash casbah10, K-A-S-B-H 10. Look, this isn't just a lifestyle thing. You have people going away to college, friends, daughters, sons, whatever. You know what? Keep them safe. Keep yourself safe. Save my cup condom. And if you're a bar club otherwise, and you'd like to know information, how information how you can offer them to your clients let us know we can help you out with that as well pretty sure i hit everything of most importance uh whatever i've got my mid rolls will do at the midpoint of the event so what do you want to talk about let's talk about come let's talk about come that's right that's right and you know what this isn't even an embarrassing thing kind of embarrassing not really but it's actually a source of pride kind of funny it's actually a source of pride it's something we were laughing it's something that i think i there's there's a future in this for me so uh we were fucking we it was after the bar on friday night wasn't It was, because you were raping me out in the car, literally. I mean, in the car, she's crawling. I couldn't even get her in the house. I'm like, just go in the house. We'll fuck in the house.
Speaker3: How about here?
Speaker1: No, fuck in the house. How about we fuck outside our kid's window? No, how about we fuck in the house? So I finally get your fucking horny ass. You were like a bundle of horny, and got you rolled into the house. And one thing led to another, and it was a great time. I was having fun i don't know if you ever came or not did you ever come i think so oh that's a while back that tells you at least one of us having fun anyways it was quite a while of things going on and uh so as usual if you fucked me you know generally that uh you know you have to finish my pants it is what it hand is. Hand pump sort of thing. Whatever. And I'm fucking finishing it up strong. And damn, I power shot. I didn't, like, dribble just off the tip of my dick. I didn't hit the belly button. I fucking launched straight. I did world record shit. I did Usain Bolt of Cumming type shit. Over my nipple. Over my beard, on my face. I came on my face, and damn near came in my own eye. Literally, not even kidding, damn near came in my own eye. You did come in your own eye. Actually, yeah, well, I was going to get to that. Yes, I actually did because the next day I had my eyes all red and stuff. Didn't see swimmers and above. that i was so impressed with it that before i cleaned myself up after i realized i almost died i almost drowned i was like you need a light you need to see this you need to see this and i had to get your phone so you could see because at 51 years old i never shot a lid like that before i was damn impressed i basically if i would have done that in a girl i would have shot her larynx out i could have made somebody blow cum bubbles out their nose starting with their badge that thing was like well now will i ever do that again probably not but now now the benchmark's been set this is like when you're working out and you go for like your personal best now i have like i have to put a tattoo on my face with a mark where the gum went to because now i gotta see if i can get the wall behind me uh there's a couple people that should be listening that have seen me shoot semi good shots like chest neck but yeah this is fucking impressive impressive fucking uh shit just uh just to the next morning he wakes and he goes, I think I've got pink eye. Yeah, no shit behind me. And I went, what? And we're looking at it. And I, of course, I always keep medicine on him. I put eye drops in his eyes. And then he goes, oh, my God. I think it's cum. I chiseled in my own eye. I even see swimmers. And they're done that. It's not fun. And it wasn't even my birthday. I'm just saying. So, ladies, I don't want to hear your bitch about it. I took it like a champ. And I didn't know it was coming either. I didn't tell myself. You whined the next day. Yeah, that's the next day. I didn't whine when it happened. Usually, I'm like, I got in my eye. Fuck yeah. And I didn't know it was coming i wasn't like hey just so you know myself i'm about to come hey coin about to come in your eye i didn't warn myself i didn't know i gave that total no warning i got the full chick experience right there no warning pop shot in the face there you go fucking yeah yeah nancy you'd been throwing a ball over me it would have been fucking it was incredible so uh yeah i had to get me a dartboard yeah no shit man we're gonna put let's put targets now i know how you get jizz on the ceiling on the ceiling in hotel rooms that wasn't that far uh you know i i didn't i wasn't doing with a purpose that was just accidental that was an accidental misfire now just think about i was trying I wasn't doing it with a purpose. That was just accidental. That was an accidental misfire. Now, just think about it. I was trying.
Speaker2: What can make you come go further?
Speaker1: Hold it. Hold it. Now I understand why it's so hot when I tell a girl she can't come until I tell her to and make her beg to come. I should have done that to myself. Don't come, you slut. Don't come. No, but I want to. No, but I want to. You've been sitting there for a while. So if you hold back, will that make you come further? I don't know. We'll have to find out. I'm going to find out if I call myself a cum slut. It won't make me cum harder. Maybe I like it. Maybe if I'd have pulled my hair. If I had pulled my hair and denied myself, I would do it better. You want to know what would have been really funny? Just think if I would have, like, covered my mouth with my hand and struggled a little bit and would go harder. Oh my god, I like consent non-consent for myself.
Speaker2: So, actually, so you're up for trying me being your dominatrix.
Speaker1: No, I said me. I want to see if I can do it. Are you sure? I want to see if I can do a consent non-consent thing on myself. That's going to be awesome.
Speaker2: Poor Nancy.
Speaker1: Oh no, this is the right show for it. I's going to be awesome. Poor Nancy. Oh no, this is the right show for it. I'm going to try that.
Speaker2: We're not going to stay down and cum all the time. Cole's hit. Loopy.
Speaker1: I get a fucking scene with myself.
Speaker3: Quick!
Speaker2: Slam my own ass oh god yep that is that is well I'll be damned. Sometimes we turn 12. Oh, I'll drink it.
Speaker3: Well.
Speaker2: Did I just give you a shot?
Speaker1: Look, no, if you would have fucking all of a sudden squirted, but it was a fountain, if it had been like, you know, like Old Faithful and just like, gush, we'd be talking about it.
Speaker3: True.
Speaker1: I'd be calling you fucking, like, names. I'd be like, fucking like names I'd be like there she blows just shit like that it's a cum show doo okay uh mm ah I did get giddy the first time I realized I could squirt yeah so shut up this is the first time I realized take a hit. Now I'm going to aim for flies. Come here, bitch.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So, do you want to talk about what we've got back here?
Speaker3: Artwork. Yeah.
Speaker2: My artwork.
Speaker1: It was not from my penis.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: This is from Gretchen.
Speaker2: Yes, Gretchen.
Speaker1: It came, what day did it come?
Speaker3: Yesterday.
Speaker1: Yes, I guess, I forget what day of the week it is. Tuesday. Holy fuck, it's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. Wow. Okay. Listen to you. I might be a little tired. You never know. Anyways, yes, it came. So thank you very much. That was very, very cool. I like them. It's boob art, right? My knowledge is boob art. It's sexy. Yep, for my boobs. There you go. We've got Gretchen boobs in the studio. There you go. This rocks. So wait a minute. If I came on the picture, would that be like coming on Gretchen's boobs? I'm just kidding. I'm not going to come on your picture. I might come on your boobs, but that's totally fine. Anyways, okay. Whew. Wow. This show is taking a turn south in a fucking hurry. All right, time for you to take a... Did it start it off that way? No. It started off running for the border right off the bat. I don't know what you're talking about. What do you mean you don't know what we're talking about? I don't know what we're talking about. I have no idea what's going on at this point now you're up go we're fucked then yeah pretty much we're up don't you dare wait a minute gretchen don't i dare come on the picture or come on your boobs we need to have clarification she probably means the picture well but we're not going to assume assuming makes an ass out of me and you and we're not even talking about coming on anybody's ass so we need to figure out to make sure that we have corrected so that i we have correct. We'll wait. We won't wait. Okay, it's all good. All right, so. What do you want to talk about? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? We're 11 minutes in. We've educated like a motherfucker so far. Well, let's help the girl out. Okay. That I got a message from. Okay, go. Tell them what the message is. The picture is my Bible, okay? So I can come out and move it to the picture. Gotcha. I'll remember that. Okay. Well, read the message. You may read it. Yeah, well, I would. That's what I used to do. That's what you used to do? Are you sure about that? Way back in the olden days.
Speaker4: This is a question that Miss Amanda got.
Speaker2: I did.
Speaker3: Of course, they were just asking me,
Speaker2: but why not get y'all's opinion too?
Speaker3: Right? Right, exactly. Okay. Absolutely.
Speaker2: See, I'm trying to get back into the lifestyle after hiatus due to family issues. My partner is reluctant. His experiences have been more negative than positive this far. I wondered if you had some advice for me. What advice would you have from someone experienced introducing a partner who is hesitant and relatively inexperienced? So I asked her, you know, what kind of experience did he have?
Speaker1: And she said that she took him to a few parties and dates and meet and greets okay so we don't know exactly what other type with one thing she never tells us she never really tells us exactly what the negative experiences were no well she is she's recently divorced well i don't know how recent i haven't talked to her for a couple of years. But she doesn't say what his negative experiences were like. No. Okay. So it's an interesting challenge because on face value, when you first hear it, you go, oh, the whole concept of you can't make somebody get in a lifestyle that doesn't want to be. Like trying to convince a spouse to get in. That's really not what you've got going on. Right? Because he has lifestyle. She's taken him to other things. Whether they've actually done anything, I don't know. Right. But he has a lifestyle experience. It's not like when I first started hounding you to get in a lifestyle. We always get the questions. People are going, how how do you make somebody do this he's got experiences this to me this is almost a question more of how do you overcome how do you overcome the negative experiences that he's had or how can she help him overcome right because maybe the reality becomes maybe the lifestyle isn't for them but But to me, my feeling is she more wants to allow him or find a way to help him have experiences to at least give it a fair judge, a fair playing field. Because honestly, that is a challenge. I mean, I think I would who knows what the actual statistics are, but I'm going to guess that a lot of people, because of bad experiences, get out of lifestyle way sooner than they would. I mean, you know, it's like you got to like power through some of this shit, right? So, part of the challenge is where meet and greets, although are good, can also be really, really shitty. Meet and greets are really kind of a fine line because we have been to meet and greets where if you get a whole bunch of people that don't know each other, it's actually better. Because everybody's in kind of the same boat and it's easier to get them all to talk the nervous interact the challenge because sometimes with with the meet and greets when you have a whole bunch of people that know each other and just a few that are new for the new people it can seem it can seem like they're intruding even though they're not right so i mean to a degree you kind of go well what other what are some other ways to to to try to get them the opportunity to meet people plus i think you can feel forced when you go to a meeting you're like well we have to meet and greet people that's why we're here so it can it can feel forced or you feel like you're being like you know come, go. And that's not really what's supposed to be happening, if that makes sense. Yeah. Really? What the fuck does that look for? Because you were, like, beating on me, so. No, I'm not beating. No, I'm pushing, really. Do we need to demonstrate actual beating on you? Is that what we need to do, or what's going on? Are you into that now? No. Paddles, whips, things. Some of my suggestions to her were to try different meet and greets. You know, when you were in it previously with a different partner, you tend to turn to the people that you were around the first round so i'm like going well maybe find different groups where you might better vibe with other people in that group which in turn could mean her having to get out of her comfort zone a little bit too if you're on equal footing of both of you are feeling kind of like oh boy that's that's that becomes a game changer a little bit because it i can see where it would feel like well yeah you know everybody so of course you're comfortable and then you feel like you're just a an accessory because a lot of people do a lot of people feel like accessory uh cindy but it's overwhelming i've never i've been and that is my first feeling, how do I fit in?
Speaker3: And that is, I think that the traditional meet and greets, I like the unusual or unique meet and greets, okay?
Speaker1: Okay. Because I think that sometimes the traditional meet and greets is is it's forced it's it's sterile you know if it for somebody that's outgoing they're great it's like a speed day thing it's great you can just bounce room whatever or you know table to table type thing but if you're not it's a little more intimidating where if you get some non-traditional type meet and greets things that are like you know like uh beth has done the ones at the bowling has the bowling and golf and the outside venue and pool there's just a lot of areas so you can kind of drift to something you're comfortable with you can kind of drift away from the group if you want to for a while and and drift back which makes it makes it nice and it makes it very easy for people that are already comfortable to say we've got four people bowling hey do you want to join us so it's it's an easy transition so possibly look for some look for some unique meet and greets that aren't just at a bar hold on tiger after going to different meet and greets each group handles those meet and greets that aren't just at a bar. Hold on. Tiger, after going to different meet and greets, each group handles those meet and greets differently, different atmosphere, different group dynamics, or group dynamics are different, very much so. And that's, I'm going to bet, if most people are like we were, truly the hardest part of the meet and greet is walking in. I mean, it's like you don't want to be the first people there because you don't want to be the first people there. But by the same token, walking in where everybody goes, and all the heads turn to look at you is like everybody dreads that coming in. Everybody dreads it. Somebody, you know that you're going to have to walk up and make contact usually because if it's in a bar you know and the whole bar is not running out they're not necessarily gonna have somebody right there greeting everybody to come through the door hi are you a swinger great over here hi are you a swinger so it's i mean i i think that for people to have that it's how do you how do you overcome the walking through the door that becomes a challenge um Gretchen we have adult game nights at our house very cool low-key no loud music like you would get at a bar we play adult charades and other games and absolutely that I mean uh laid back forms of like icebreakers cool. We've always been, so, icebreakers for us have always been only at, like, a sex party. Like, it was, like, a guaranteed precursor to sex. That's what they were set up for. And we never, we never. Our very first parties here, they had icebreakers. I'm like, why the fuck do we want to do that? We didn't understand. But we didn't get it. They weren't set up right. But it sounds to me more like something like that is where it is like a... It's like come over and have a game night. Not come over and have a game night so we can fuck. Come over and have a game night. But if you used to be in the lifestyle and you're bringing somebody else in with you, do you go to the old friends that you had before with a previous partner or do you find new ones uh that's an excellent that's an excellent question i i think because you don't know if maybe in the midst of breakup or split up that she lost some of the friends that she really thought were good friends I I would think it would be advantageous to go completely new across the board. Because this way, your partners never feel like they're just trying to compete or be part of old times that they weren't a part of. But by the same token, it's a fresh start for you as well. Scott put, some meet and greets don't feel very meaty or greedy because people tend to stay in their own friend groups they stay with what's comfortable and again just like we dread the walk-in we dread the somebody walking in it it's like a natural part of this it doesn't ever go away like we have an advantage you advantage. You and I have an advantage. Because a lot of times, because we have this show and we have other stuff like this, and I'm always live and all that kind of crap, people see us and they know who we are. So you will have people. I don't necessarily have to go and walk and go, Hey, are you a swinger? And they don't have to wonder if we're part of it, if this is the right place. Like, they can just kind of come over and there, and then I'm going to, once I see you, which if I ignore you, it's not I'm ignoring you, I haven't seen you, I haven't registered yet. Then I'll acknowledge you. So it kind of takes that away. But not if it has that advantage, right? And I even still, I even hate if you go, you don't know if somebody's a swinger or not they look familiar even i hate to walk up because i don't want to i don't want to put somebody on the spot if they're not a swinger i'm like hey are you supposed to be here because they're like what the fuck or if you know but we've also found out about a girl that waited weeks upon weeks upon weeks watched us but didn't want to come over even though it was us just because she didn't feel comfortable and we don't want that either it's a fine line uh elton my problem with the bar uh is noise i don't hear so good with a lot of noise so i have tendency to uh just to nod or withdraw i understand that completely it's it's funny because in a lifestyle, we'd hate to address the reality that a lot of us have that. You have that. I can always tell when you're that loud. But I hear a lot of... Okay, how? I've known you for 31 years, and I know when you're just going, uh-huh, and you're not hearing a fucking word. You're trying to read their lips. You're getting bits and pieces.
Speaker2: There were times where I went, I didn't hear them, would they say?
Speaker1: Yes, but there's other times where you're just like, when you're in a conversation, I will look over and you'll be like, going, and you're looking at me going, which means you don't have a fucking clue what the hell is going on. You're hearing bits and pieces, and you're like.
Speaker2: I'm trying to piece it together.
Speaker1: And you know what you do a really good job of? It's like Jeff Dunham. You do a good job of not running your eyebrows weird because your eyebrows can totally get away because you could I've seen you be like you start if you forget about it your eyebrows you're like and it's like stop it you're giving away that's draining to hear sometimes it's cute when you lean and you're like and I see you trying to like gauge the distance you're like no no she's not one of those checking things she's goingining to hear. Sometimes it's cute when you lean and you're like, and I see you trying to gauge the distance. You're like, no, no, she's not one of those checking things. She's going like this. She's just trying to get the right noise. And the funny thing is you hear the same thing every fucking time from half the people there that go, I didn't hear. Yeah. I couldn't hear. A lot of people will say it. And the problem is how do you overcome that then? How do you do like like what gretchen was talking about is awesome but how do you how do you get invited to a party like that well that's just how do you get invited to especially if you're new or coming back in after a long period of time and how do how do new people if you're new and somebody doesn't know invite think back to us and now i i think this understand i think gretchen's thing is fucking awesome yeah i'm really i'm like sitting there going wow that's cool but i'm thinking back to us when we were brand new we didn't know what the fuck was going on right we had no clue so we go to a meet and greet at a bar and we're pretty sure everybody's gonna be naked we're gonna have going to have sex. Is that what goes on? What happens now? So how do you Gretchen, how do you present to somebody that's new hey, this is a no pressure safe thing and then what do you do if they get there and they're assholes?
Speaker3: That's interesting.
Speaker1: Okay, so Gretchen, I have bad anxiety and PTSD so I don't like crowded and loud bars. Okay, I don't know how to get invited. Okay, so I don't like crowded and loud bars. Okay. I don't know if someone doesn't have to get invited. Okay, so that's awesome. That's really, that's freaking badass. Guys, everybody listening, what Gretchen has done is has taken her areas of her, I talk about this on my rants all the time self-evaluation you always have to evaluate you have to figure out your strengths your weaknesses your whatever and then work accordingly so she's taking the circumstances that she has and she has they have created uh their own path which is awesome so if you're listening do something if you don't know how to do it or the traditional way doesn't feel comfortable don't be afraid to try something new that's really fucking that's really cool um uh gretchen we post our event on some of the groups in the area okay so so kudos again to gretchen on this one you're willing to open up to somebody that you don't know to come into your home. So, one of the things that CASBA is starting to do is we are getting ready to unleash our CASBA Gamers page. Because we found out, kudos to Joe on this one, found out there are a ton of gamers in our group.
Speaker2: The young ones.
Speaker3: Thank you. found out kudos to joe on this one found out there are a ton of gamers in our group the young ones not all of them are the young ones at all there i was being a smart ass go play a video game anyways not only again i won't play it but what's so cool about it is and i didn't even know like out of out of his strip club they have a group that play a game called magic i don't know what that is you know some sort of card thing whatever they come out every saturday night and play magic at one of the back rooms at the strip club so one of the things that we're looking to doing is we're going to start having besides a page dedicated to this because it's another hobby for people that have this hobby a common thing for people people to get together and get to know each other. That is a non-sexual, it's just personal interaction. And then we've got some cool things that are going to come up at events that are going to tie in with that, to do stuff like that. And now I've got to tell you, Gretchen, I'm totally, and I'm all about being original,
Speaker1: but I got to tell you, I'm sitting there going, we need to talk because I may see if we can figure out a way to do that on a bigger scale for around here. Cause that's really cool. We're always looking for, always looking for ways to make people feel more comfortable. Uh, Gretchen, my husband does roll the rules out and lays down the boundaries.
Speaker3: Absolutely.
Speaker1: Which makes sense. One of the challenges in the lifestyle is being willing to admit, just like if you have anxiety. If you have things that trigger or affect you. A lot of people are more willing to admit stuff like that than they did a long time ago. They are, but it's about is the community ready to open to different ways to have events to include more people. The one thing I'm learning and I've learned through the years with this, if one person has a certain trigger or a certain thing that would be really cool to do this, there's usually a whole bunch more that would really like to do it too. They just don't know who to tell. I think of it this way. How many times we have all these meet and greets in the lifestyle bars which it usually has a band because it has it has distractions the reason a meet and greet is so great at a bar it has distractions it's out in public so you don't it's in public it's safe you can get away to go dance or go listen to the the band or the dj you you just have you have you have the booze for the liquid courage you have the whole nine yards the problem is is that how many people uh we've got people that don't drink and they're they are able to come to the bar it's not a big deal to come to the bar they don't drink how many people in lifestyle are at a point where that's not an option sure you know or and and the loudness i mean honestly you deal with it just like ellen talked about with the noise you deal No, it's not an option. Sure. You know, and the loudness. I mean, honestly, you deal with it, just like Ellen talked about, with the noise. You deal with the noise. And a lot of people deal with the noise. They can't hear. Or they feel like they're yelling. Or as is notorious for me, there's always that. If you come to the bar with me, if you come out with me, I promise you we'll be having a conversation, the music will be thumping, whatever, that I have to be yelling. And right about the time, and all of a sudden, the music will stop. I'm saying, taking it in the ass, you know, or some shit. And it echoes. You're just like, fuck my life. That happens to me when I'm sober. So, you know, if we can come up with unique ways to meet and greet. I think the last time Scott was at Moonshiners, it did it to too, and he goes, Awkward! Yeah, he's like, son of a bitch. So, but, okay, so we've seen other people that have had I'd say this is somewhat similar, but not completely. We have some people that were in a lifestyle that are now widows and widowers.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: And connecting with friends as they now have a different partner or a different situation. And for me, obviously not walking in those shoes, I'm always amazed, enamored, and, and, uh, just in awe of those people because the amount of courage it takes, like it's easy in my opinion for us to go to places because we have each other. We know no matter how fucked up shit's going to get or could get or does get or whatever because we have each other we know no matter how fucked up shit's gonna get or could get or does get or whatever we have each other we have a safety net we have a built-in way to fucking bail everything when people walk in and singles walk in and and they don't have that that takes that takes tremendous amount of courage yeah i've been doing this 13 years we do show we do all this shit and i still if i have to go into a place like that myself it makes me i i get the i mean it's not going to stop me obviously but it gets me it gets me the jitters it it ups everything my anticipation my my nerves are a little fried the whole night the human experience Shannon
Speaker3: then you have guys like me who have trouble my anticipation, my, my nerves are a little fried the whole night. The human experience.
Speaker1: Um, and then you have guys like me who have trouble with their hearing in a lot of environments.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: And that's, I mean, more and more and more that's becoming a thing.
Speaker3: Welcome to that.
Speaker1: All of us getting older too.
Speaker2: No shit.
Speaker1: I mean, sorry. The kids don't have that issues. They're still listening to that damn rock and roll up to theirs and don't care. Little bastards.
Speaker3: Yeah. So, okay. So back to the totally, totally got off to the point again. I thought with you being in charge of some, it would stay on point. Who said I was in charge? Obviously nobody, because apparently you just totally didn't do that. Hey, let's take a quick halftime. It's 31, 32 minutes into the show. Well, there you go. Rock on. Hey, do you like Pussy? Of course you do. Would you like to see Miss Amanda's Pussy?
Speaker1: Of course you would.
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Speaker2: There's times I forget.
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Speaker2: Am I coming soon?
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Speaker3: Everything. Wow. Wow.
Speaker1: That was for a pregnant pause. That was intense. A pregnant pause? Pregnant pause. Yep, that was intense. That's radio a pregnant pause. That was intense.
Speaker2: A pregnant pause?
Speaker1: Pregnant pause. Yep, that was intense. That's radio jargon.
Speaker2: Oh, like it's pregnant?
Speaker1: Yeah, pretty much. Don't say that ever on a smaller thing. Don't ever say that.
Speaker2: Some people are into it.
Speaker1: Yeah, well, I'm not. So we got a problem with that. I like young girls. Keep that in mind. I mean, legally aged, but you know what I'm saying.
Speaker3: Fuck.
Speaker1: Let's move on. Back to the show. Fuck. Wow. And you that in mind. I mean, legally aged, but you know what I'm saying. Fuck. Let's move on. Back to the show.
Speaker3: Fuck. Wow.
Speaker2: And you married somebody older.
Speaker1: I did. Yes, you should, actually, Gretchen. We actually should talk about that, Gretchen. You need to talk to me because I've got some things that would work great. One of the raffles off was your ass from a painting project.
Speaker3: Yep.
Speaker1: Yep. Amazing. You start smearing stuff on boobs and asses. People like it. Hmm, I'll be damned. Anyways, okay, so where we're at? What were we talking about? What's going on again? What day is it? You can't just look at me. It's Tuesday. Right, so what were we talking about? Lead, go. Go. We were talking about the girl that wants to introduce her boyfriend. Go. I think what she should do is put a post out saying, we'll fuck for friends and see what happens. It's a horrible idea. Don't do that. Don't ever listen to anything I say like that. It'd be funny if that'd work, though, wouldn't it? Could we try it? But I also send her a message. Does he have hesitancy about the lifestyle or sharing you.
Speaker2: Because just going to parties or dates doesn't really...
Speaker1: You know how weird that sounds? Think about this for just a minute. Totally going on a tangent here. Totally going on a tangent here. And you hear this people ask all the time. They have problems sharing me. I have problems sharing them. Whatever. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don so what does that make somebody like me i don't fucking care banger whatever take pictures yeah go for it is it just because i'm super does it make me super giving does this make me like angelic always been a giving person so does that make me angelic? Okay, let's not go that far. No, you're far from an angel. I'm a giver. You know what? Fuck my wife. Feel better. I mean, it's kind of. So basically, where this is totally headed is swinging is the ultimate noble cause. Think this what did we start to learn the question's over kid just so you know i'll be back to it just think about this for a second what did we learn from sesame street i didn't watch sesame street you start to believe because you learn the most important lesson you're a giver to share we learn to share in kindergarten the first thing they teach is sharing share so what this means is swingers learn more early on because we're givers and sharers we're not those dirty hoarders and bastards that don't share with other people so if so those that are ultimately like like, share lots, bang her away. This is why there's so many nurses and stuff in the swinging world. Because sharing is caring. And so that's why there's so many nurses and stuff. And it's because they're givers. They give of themselves. So every time I give my dick to somebody that's not you, I'm giving of myself. You're giving your vag to other people. This is awesome. But when you have a favorite toy, it can be really hard. It can be. It can be. Sometimes, but I take shots for that. Just saying. Yeah.
Speaker3: That's awesome. That was weird.
Speaker4: What happened there?
Speaker1: So, it's just, yeah. So, there should be some sort of award or prize or something.
Speaker2: It's called you get to fuck other people. No.
Speaker1: I'm giving it myself. That's a charitable. So, basically, we could all write off all of our swinging things as a charitable contribution. If you feel down, come ride my dick. So who's the charity? Whoever. I don't know. I mean, you can interchange. Round one, you can be the charity and I'll be the giver. You be the charity round two you're the charity i don't know i don't you can work that shit out you know just it's one of those things i just need to know how we set it all up as one big like 501k type situation we all get a tax write-off for this this is the greatest thing ever then we could actually start swinging clinics solely as like a charitable organization we'd be like we'd be like the salvation army so instead of ringing bells on the corner like shaking junk on the corner happy holidays ding that just it. That's what you'd be doing. You'd be standing by a red tent where people could make a contribution. We could literally show up at emergencies and we'd be like, sweet, the Swingermobile's here, you know, and we're here to help people. You'd have the people giving out water, people giving out food, people giving out clothing, people giving out their junk. I mean, this would just be... These are all things that are very, very important. This is the show that changes people's lives right here, right now. This is that part.
Speaker2: So fucked up.
Speaker1: Why? Why is that fucked up?
Speaker2: You just... Sometimes you just concern me. Why? Why is that fucked up? You just, sometimes, you just concern me.
Speaker3: Why?
Speaker1: That makes perfect toys for twats. Come, come. Hey, everybody, it's time for the Toys for Twats giving campaign again. Make sure it's a new wrap toy. Oh, God. Freshly wrapped toy. Freshly, yeah. I'm telling you. If I was the first responder, that would help ease the tension. See, exactly. And put it in a box. We're a stress reliever. Don't squeeze my stress ball. I only have one. But we're a stress reliever. We're here to help. We can run in. If there's a major trauma hospital, run in. Who do we need to fuck? Quick, suck on this, you'll feel better. Oh, where's Cole again? He's volunteering at the hospital again. He's such a giver. Be on a hospital fucking tour. He likes to help everyone. Be the most relaxed set of nurses you'll ever meet in your life just saying absolutely oh wow that's horrible this could explain so so many issues that I have in my life Because here's what's said, this all makes perfect sense to me In my brain right now, this all is like, this is completely logical Oh, totally, totally
Speaker2: This is why we haven't hit the lottery
Speaker1: If we ever have the cops call at one of our events again, I'm going to say it's a charitable ball What do you think I tell everybody at work again, I'm going to say it's a charitable ball. What do you think I tell everybody at work? That you're going to charitable balls? They're like, well, what kind of formal event? You really like the charitable balls. I said, it's a charity ball. Do they know how much you like charity balls? No. They go, well, for what? And I say LGBTQ plus. I cannot wait till you quit and they find out you do porn. Because all these charitable balls, all things are going to let go. It's going to start to tick. I know exactly which one I'll figure it out first. Today I got called into the boss man's office. For? I'm like, he wants to see me. Second. He's like, can you come here a minute? And I'm like, sure. I'll be there in just a second. What does he want me for? Someone found my Twitter. Fuck. Someone's been talking about me. Fuck. I'm going to get fired. I'm getting bent over a desk like what the hell why been bent over the desk i'm just like it went out by the not his desk no i'm just like what the fuck and it was just asking me how the new guy's doing the thing is is in in that situation in case of emergency break glass if they're gonna fire you just flat out fucking say before you do you can either fire me or you can fuck me which you want and bend over to this desk and see what happens exactly what i do it's a fucking car business what's funny is yes i'd wear a candy striper outfit if i if you promised to lick my candy if i got fired i had to or if i decided to quit when i decide whatever and i go into hr, you know what, I'm going to get my notice. And she goes, what are you going to go do now? I'm like, porn. Right. She's going to go, okay, shut up. And then you know what you do? Pull up your website. No, I'll just let her keep thinking. That's fine. She's so close-minded. I'll send it to her. They're going to know when we come in to buy a fucking car there that has Miss Amanda five-foot firecracker across the side of it and your tits on the hood and the wrap.
Speaker3: They're going to know.
Speaker2: No, we're not doing that.
Speaker1: Okay, sure, whatever. Yep, yep. I'll wear a candy structure. Look, I wore a Santa fucking face thing covering my dick at Christmas time, so I'm pretty open to whatever.
Speaker2: I'm so proud of you for doing that.
Speaker1: That's just, I don't want my eye shot on the state capitol steps, just saying.
Speaker2: So, yeah. There was one time you shot, you wanted to come on my face and I let you. Yeah. And it did swim across my eye. Did I dim? I did not wake up with crusty
Speaker1: eye or anything. No, but you fucking, I woke up with crusty ear because you were fucking, the whole fucking time. Because the thing was, I got to do it when I, I was on the phone with my mom.
Speaker2: I don't remember all that.
Speaker3: I was on the phone.
Speaker1: That was like 30 years ago. Because you had started to suck my dick and then the phone rang. It was my mom, I had to take it. She kept sucking my dick thinking you were being funny. And so then when I came, I held your face and came on your face. Still was funny. But once my mom got done ear raping me.
Speaker2: So comical in your early 20s.
Speaker1: Yeah, then I got fucking my ear raped from there. And then I got my ear chewed off right after that.
Speaker2: I don't remember that.
Speaker1: Oh, I do. It was 30 years later. I bet you can still envision the swimmer going across right now. If you think about it right now, you can still see that. Clear as day. Didn't make any noise. Did it turn around and go, hi! Hi! Aw, a tadpole. That's so cute. Wow. You're special today. It's hard to believe more people don't listen to our show, really. You can tell you haven't gotten any sleep. Why? Why? How? What? A little loopy. I'm not loopy. I've said nothing tonight on this show that at any given time doesn't run through my brain it may not be till the middle of the night when it runs through there but that's when it runs through there i can't help that i don't that some of our advice is probably on shaky ground like anything from the second from that halfway point of the show on i probably wouldn't take his advice you're gonna stay awake i'm the one sleep over here and fucking get ready to blow the fucking microphone, swallow it whole with a big yell. I didn't say shit. Huh? I think I hide it pretty good. Wait a minute. Let me demonstrate this. This... I don't think when it looks like your face is being stretched... No. It looks like you have a whole goop of peanut butter in your mouth. And you're like, like a cartoon gun. Yeah, nobody knew at all. You were either having a stroke, elongated stroke, or yawning? I could be stroking out. If you would follow a yawn with a twitch, probably.
Speaker3: Then it would have been way more believable.
Speaker4: Just saying.
Speaker1: I can have a stroke at any time, then you'll feel bad.
Speaker3: Well, I will when I realize it's strokes. At first, I'm going to make fun of yawning the other thing, and it's funny. And then when I start yawning, I'm like, oh, fuck.
Speaker1: Oops. Can I still release this show? Can I not release this show'd still release it i'm still releasing because it would be a great follow-up show and you're covering stuff how much better you're doing oh my god is she okay i'll prop you up and shit so boy a man is wearing sunglasses. It sure is, just for the rest of the show.
Speaker3: Just saying, I wouldn't do that. I hope not, because, you know, the beginnings of the crucial moments.
Speaker1: Well, I would get you help.
Speaker3: Good. Thanks, pumpkin. Well, I would.
Speaker1: I'd be like, fuck.
Speaker3: I wouldn't just panic and freeze.
Speaker1: I mean, I'd get you help.
Speaker3: Why do you look at me like that? Now people are like, oh, he really doesn't think. No, I really would I'd get you home. Why do you look at me like that? Now people are like, oh, he really doesn't think. No, I really would.
Speaker2: I love you and stuff.
Speaker5: Do you?
Speaker3: I mean, not the week before events, I don't.
Speaker2: The week before events, I want to. Yeah, that's about the truth. I want your dick, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker1: Yeah, it's my event.
Speaker2: Ow, don't poke me.
Speaker1: That's not how you said it's Saturday. You were climbing over trying to fuck the deer shit. Friday. No, it was Saturday officially. Fuck you, it was after midnight. I ain't gone to bed yet, doesn't count. You could have had a butt print on the windshield of the car. All I did was lean over and start making ass. Lean over my ass. You were on your fucking, up on your knees, pulling your pants down. You were not. No, I wasn't. You didn't just, you weren't like, hey, that is not what happened at all. I didn't pull my pants down. You were on your knees, and of course I was. You were on your knees in the seat. You were touching me. I was holding you back, and you were coming over. The car was still running with the lights on, and it was sexy, and it was hot. And it wasn't going to shut the car. It wouldn't have any AC. But don't just make it sound like you were just like, we were casually holding hands and you got the wrong impression. I didn't say that. Oh, fuck no. I like the outdoor thing. That's not outdoor. That's car sex. And usually you don't like car sex. I should have just fucked you because you normally don't like car sex. Well, I was trying to get you outside. Well, we're lucky we didn't fall out of the fucking car. With my luck, I had to hit it and get it and crash it through the fence. Don't mind your mom as she pulls up her tennis. It's because she had those tennis shorts on. So that's why you left Moonshiners by midnight. Yeah, she was fucking... Well, we were emotionally drained, but, you know, I'll call me. Luckily, we fought through that emotional drainage, which we did, and as she fucking, yeah, she was all lubed up, liquored up, ready to go. I was still a little tipsy. That's why I wanted to fuck outside. A little? Here's the thing. We can't... I'm not going to fuck you underneath his window. You're the one that always yells at me.
Speaker2: We didn't have to be under his window.
Speaker1: Where else are we going to go? Over with the motorcycles piled and shit?
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: The thing is, is that we'd better just go down to the park. Oh, look at the hamster wheels running now. Spin, little fucker, spin. If we go to the zoo, we can fuck amongst the wild animals. There's nothing hotter than a peacock going, GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH people all over that are kind of, on Thursday, they're like, I hate this show because of that right there. That is going to be weird. We're going to get more fucking bad because of that.
Speaker2: Oh, my God.
Speaker1: That was even loud in my ears.
Speaker2: I was like, ow. Just because it was fucking loud. I was surprised dogs aren't howling by now.
Speaker1: That's what it would sound like if a peacock snuck up behind you. You're fucking all saying there's a peacock right there. It's like, yeah, see? Trust me. Well, this show is just totally, like, completely fucking sad. I hope those people are listening. Well, anyways, whatever. The Peacocks? I don't think the Peacocks are listening. If the Peacocks are subscribing, that would be great. I'll take whatever I get. People, like, left alive. They're like, what the fuck is going on? He's lost his mind. I'm just saying. I mean, I don't know if that's the exact sound that a Peacock makes. I don't own one to know. I've never had one sneak up on me when I'm fucking no I know they make goofy noises but that's about it take it from behind look over your shoulder and you can't and all of a sudden there's a peacock feathers up behind me that would be pretty you'd look at me and you'd have these eyes like, what? A peacock pecking and trying to peg me. That'd be great. Just what I need in my life. Sneaking up on me, screaming in my ear, whatever it is I do. Now I want to find a peacock. Now I want to go to the zoo and sneak up on a peacock and yell at it. Just see what happens. Because it's going to be funny shit. I think we need to go now. When we get into zoo animals, we probably should go. Yeah, that being said. All right. What a great show. God. Hey, check out our sponsors. Seems so wrong to even say them right after that, but sure. Let's not start with the animal, shall we? ASNLifestyleMagazine.com. Three million readers can't be wrong. Make it a habit. Eat never mind to read the newest episode of ASNLifestyleMagazine.com Don't forget to rub your meat. SmokinmeatsBBQTreats.com A swinger business made to make even vanilla's meats taste good. Motor Bunny. Now we're back to the animals. If you want a thumping good time, you need to go to MotorBunny.com. Get $50 off your purchase today, whether it be the Motor Bunny 1 original or maybe the brand new buck. Either way, nothing will thump you like a Motor Bunny. And finally, safety, it's what it's all about. Don't become a statistic. My Cup Condom. Take care of yourself and the people you love. Mycupcondom.com, backslash discount, backslash casbah10. Get one for the people that you love in your life. You can follow us, if you dare uh at uh truth crazy on on uh twitter twitter you can follow us on youtube obviously you can follow us all over the place make sure you check us out we're at don't forget hey uh there's still time get your rooms get your tickets gotta have tickets to get a room for the for the uh halloween night of a thousand screams want it out. Tickets are on sale now. Don't forget we also have the tickets are on sale for next KSN already. For the next two next year. And we've got huge announcements coming in the next probably 7 to 14 days. The next huge, huge announcements about what? What? Say it again for the people in back. Crazy Winter Nights because it's coming to a town near you. You'll want to be a part of all the fun. With that being said, shoot us emails at crazy.casma.gmail.com Otherwise, we're going to get on the fuck out of here. Doing it the only way I know how, the only way I want to, and the only way I ever fucking will. Casma Style Out. Bye!