Krazy Truth about Swinging #266 Exxxotica edition

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swing.

I'm your host with most and slightly hacking up cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely non-hacking up miss amanda hey and we're here to channelate and titillate talk about all kinds of cool shit uh because that's what we do so miss man is going to do lots of the talking right because otherwise i'm going to do lots of the hacking whatever and uh you some good shit like that. So we got all kinds of cool shit to talk about. This is an exciting fucking show. This show is all about Exotica that we just got back from, which is why I'm sick. And this show is going to kick ass.

So we got all kinds of cool shit to talk about. A whole new realm that Kaz Bank is going into. And it's going to be badass and kick ass and kick assery and debauchery and whatever. So during the show, you will hear me blow my nose. That's pretty sexy and hot. Just imagine someday if I was really super famous, I could sell those boogers. Until then, I'll just save them in the corner. Oh, nasty. Anyways, for those of you who follow along at home. I'll edit out what I can. For those of you who follow along at home, this is season six, episode 266. We actually missed a week of doing a show.

We did. I feel like complete shit about that. We did not do a show on the road like we were going to do. Fuck that all up. Well, okay. And, you know. If you do a show on the road, you're really not using all your good equipment. You're using phones because that's like it. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. We have such quality equipment. You'd have to plug half this shit in, most of this shit.

We just had to have our kid come in to fix the fucking shit because I almost broke it because I was ready to throw through the window i don't think we let's not even lie about it said quality equipment or any quality of anything would be the reason we didn't do it we were tired as fuck let's just call it we were tired what was it tuesday night we were driving yeah what time did we stop in nashville we ended up it was it we were behind we didn't get to it was like. Like 9 or some shit. 9.30 or 10. It was later, we were about two hours later than what we thought we were going to be.

Because we were like, oh, if we stop at 7, then we can hurry up and get in a hotel and record. Because we had dreams of grandeur. Our schedule was off. We didn't make it happen. It's okay. Then we put it off until the next night.

Well, then the next night, our day got totally jacked uped up which we'll talk about a little bit and so that day we didn't get stopped till way fucking late like two and then once we got to exotica we were busy being doing exotica stuff and it just didn't work out yeah so that's the reason why but that's okay we're back on schedule now and that's all that matters quick shout out to our sponsors because we love those folks because they pay our bills some of them some of the bills that is uh asm lifestyle magazine.com you know what three million readers can't be wrong check them out today if you want to know what's going on in the adult world as well as lifestyle asm lifestyle magazine smoking meats bbq treats.com it's that time of year nothing's better than having your meat rub so it tastes better that's right and make sure you visit a swinging company run by swingers owned by swingers but for the vanilla world as well smoking meats bbq treat bbq treats.com and everybody likes to fuck sure do uh but no one likes to sleep in the sloppy wet spot sure don't you don't have to anymore with no more wet spots.com make sure you put full swap in the promo code to get your 10% discount.

Okay, so let's get, we're going to dive right into this. This was our very first, this was our very first Exotica. And this was super exciting. I'm going to start right off the bat. Huge shout out to our good buddy, Michael Ramos, who got us hooked up with VIP Passes. Got us in with his press passes, the whole nine yards. And I'm just going to say to the people who know this, I want a shout out to the family. Because we're part of the family now, which is huge. I don't know how we really became part of the family. I think they love us. Well, they gave a chance. We proved we weren't idiots.

And so they're like, okay, well, you weren't dickheads, so you're in. But these folks, the family took two newbies and just took us in and made sure everything was cool, and it was awesome. It was a lot of fun. So we got to meet a lot of people that we knew and talked to but never met in person and that are part of the family, Casey and Lorenzo, maybe Casey Carter, obviously. Super cool. Oh, just fucking. Look, the number of people that we met and we got to talk with and hang out with was through the roof, super just beyond badass, right?

So we got to meet Mickey Lynn and her husband Joe and got to hang out with them. We got to hang out with them. You have to tell me as I go through because you're going to do some of the talking, too. Okay, Victoria Peaks and her husband Izzy. Izzy, yep, absolutely. Bad Pup Ash. Yep, yep, Bad Pup Ash. Ashley Sparks her husband uh we got stephanie dr stephanie dr stephanie from evolve your intimacy of course mr ramos himself uh we also and sean oh yeah sean elliot uh and and not to mention all the people then, in turn, they introduced us to. There was a ton of people that they introduced us to.

See that person over there? They're so-and-so. See that person over there? They're so-and-so. And making us, you know, so we got to meet all these really badass people. And it was so cool. And they're just as excited as we are about going back in November.

So we will be at Exotica in november in new jersey as well mickey lynn and joe's son uh laszlo laszlo yeah that's right yep i'm like we're missing somebody well and people would come and different members of the family were coming and going at all times and stuff so it was really really fucking cool so yeah it was uh it was just it's really really so all right let's let's try to present this in somewhat of an organized manner. It would be completely fucking impossible for me because I don't do anything organized. Wait, what? Cult organized?

So, Thursday night, well, we took a couple days to get down there. All right, we took our time, our own sweet time to get down to Miami, which worked out good. We weren't in a hurry. We like to take our time. We get a focal point of where we're going, and then we take our time getting there, and we want to hit it. I like to hit all the obscure shit along the way. I do, too. I don't like to hit shit. No, I just like to power through everything. Sometimes you do. Sometimes I do, but that's not good.

But it also gives us, it was like a working vacation, because we have tons of Kazma shit that we had to talk about, and the car gives us time to do that. Yeah. But we got to see some cool shit. We stopped in Metropolis. It's not Gotham City, but it's okay. We got the 40- statue of superman and there was like a superman museum and stuff yeah we got we stopped metropolis we we ate it a little off the road dive now this is how i have to explain it cole's like you know i'd really like barbecue and i'm like well let's find a place for barbecue so we're driving through illinois Yes.

And there's these huge billboards. Was it Uncle Joe's? Uncle somebody. Yeah, it was Uncle Joe. Uncle Joe barbecue. And it's like this exit. And we're like, sweet. There we go. There's your call. Let's go. Yep. We find the exit. We get off the exit. And I cracked the fucking joke. Watch there be a bunch of fucking, look like a trailer with smokers out front. And sure as fuck. No, it wasn't. And plastic, I said there'll be plastic furniture out front. Okay. And sure as fuck. But there was a big sign. Yes. And we're like, ooh, it's right here.

And we turn, and it's just this lot with this little beauty shack. And a little plastic deck furniture. Two chairs. Basically, Uncle Joe spent more fucking time on his fucking signs than he did on his restaurant. And it was 5 o'clock and it wasn't open. Now, I want to put this sub-note in here because this is really important. Through our travels, which we traveled through the states of Missouri. Well, Nebraska. Did we hit Iowa? A little bit of Iowa. Okay. Missouri. Illinois. Indiana. Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida. And Florida.

In all these states, the one fucking food Cole never ate, got to have at any point in time, was barbecue. Just throwing it out there.

So hopefully for the next trip, we get barbecue but anyways that's all right so we we just kind of sat there and went are you kidding me but we ended up finding a little restaurant so i'm like well here go into town well there wasn't a town there was i'm like well turn turn this way okay and then i'm like you know what just follow the maps and just get us back to the damn we had a choice of two we we had a choice of two restaurants at right across the street from each other one had a whole bunch of cars one didn't we went to the one without very many cars because that is not what it's because the sign said world famous white pie now i don't know what world famous white pie is at this point in time but i'm like i saw pie and i went well you know okay and and god's honest truth it was a marshmallow fluff pie well i wouldn't say marshmallow fluff it had a marshmallow flavor it was a pudding custardy type pie but it was really good it all that matters is we had a piece look we're taking in the sights of in the culture of this run area.

We saw Superman. We had a piece of the world famous pie. But their menu. They had two entrees. There was a lot of choices. Four sandwiches. You were going to save room for fucking pie regardless. And we did. And it was well worth it.

And we got on the on the road we kept traveling day two no that we always stopped in nashville and we stopped in nashville the plan was we were staying the night in nashville we're going to get up and we're going to see some cool things tonight we're going to go to grand old opry we not necessarily right across from the opry resort was uh dukes of hazard museum right there was it, I remember. The goal was just to see them and keep moving, because we were still just going and keep moving. We found out, to find the road in front of the Grand Ole Opry, we never found that.

But what we did find within the parking lot, that our brakes needed to be replaced in Nashville. Well, we didn't know that at the time. No, we just all of a sudden started hearing grinding sounds.

So, we found discount if you're ever in nashville tennessee go see our good friends at discount breaks it was a great job they did a great service it only took two and a half hours out of our day which would not you know they were busy so they got us in par for the fucking course so we the plan was to leave nashville by like 10 we left nashville like two so we were a little behind so at this point it was like, let's just get on the road. Let's go to Chattanooga because there was things I wanted to see in Chattanooga. Right. We had to go see the Jack Daniels. We had to go see the Jack Daniels.

Well, we stopped in Lynchburg. We weren't going to miss that. Little Miss fucking Drunk Girl wasn't going to miss Jack Daniels. Well, I wanted to see the distillery. Yes. Now, we ended up looking through the little town and walking around the little town.

It was cute little town it was little did we know that's the only place where they sell the merchandise because they don't have it at the actual distillery no no which is fine we don't need any shirts no we funded these motherfuckers more than enough with our drinking habits we're good so we didn't no but it was but it was cute that was very pretty beautiful look just but again just time. Just having, taking our time and getting a lot of shit ready and talking about a lot of shit for company stuff. And talking about getting ready.

Because here's the thing, we went down to Exotica because obviously we've talked about the whole thing going into porn and doing porn and that becoming a part of Chasm and what we do. And the reality of it is, is that people go, well, it's just like swinging. No, it's not. No, it's not just like swinging. There's a lot of similarities, but it's not just like swinging. And so there's emotions and feelings and things that, you know, just like swinging, you got to talk about and have an understanding of what you're stepping into. It's different.

And so it gave us, it was a great time to make sure that we were on the same page and and we were 100 you know we we could have easily just went down and just not gotten involved in any of that aspect of it but we were able to be on the same page and that was really cool so you know we hit atlanta at midnight yeah that's a good time to hit atlanta yep one stop outside of Atlanta That was the highest viewpoint No that was in Chattanooga And they had no place to park It was the highest neighborhood apparently In Chattanooga But we were laughing about it We had fun I don't think you were wasn't laughing.

I wasn't laughing at my brand new brakes fucking smoking because of going on with my mom. It was not fun. But, you know, other than that. So, you know, little things. But we get into Miami. God, we love the Midwest. We get into Miami. Oh, shit. Miami wasn't bad. It was hot and humid. The people were very nice in Miami. We had no negative experience. It's just. No. When you're not from that big of a city, it's, it's, you know. Overwhelming. We'll show. I'm in our culture shock there. It's a little bit, it's a different world. But it was still, the excitement builds because you're giddy.

Because you're getting ready to do this brand new, this brand new adventure. Right?

so uh we get checked in and we had to go over and get you had to get tested because you have to to to be a performer uh and every show is different but there's was you had to be tested three no more than three days before the before the event and so it's kind of cool i've already had people asking me today about the testing and and so we had to find our way around miami we had to find our way around we got checked in and we had to find our way around miami except the maps decided to take me to northwest whatever street and so then we're walking into random buildings this is where the std testing is it was awesome but that's all right we went into the forensic part yeah they're like no that's the other side But, so the testing itself, so a little bit different, right?

So the testing, because they have, if you want to do this kind of stuff, they have adult entertainment testing. So they have their own set of tests. Yeah, so they take a blood draw, obviously. Right. They did a throat swab. They wanted you to catch urine, and then you had to do a butt swab. An anal swab, yep. That was new. It's kind of weird, but... Now, so the importance of this, and where this all applies in the logic of everything is, they basically, they have pools of talent, right?

So they they have the a pool which is the clean pool which are people that are tested if if you're not tested uh most of the people will not pull it will not shoot with you and you had like on my phone if you didn't go to the same place you had a qr code that another person can scan it automatically brought up your test results and vice versa and that and that was you you we were told the family had told us you know if someone approached you to make sure you ask them if they're testing to see results and but you heard it you heard them talking people were exchanging qr results qr codes to make sure that each other was tested we actually a couple of people that were well the puppy had a scheduled scene and the other person that was supposed to be in the scene tested dirty and that canceled it so there is you know so like i didn't get tested.

And, in turn, if there would have been, I wouldn't have been, even just, this is taken very, very seriously. They don't, they don't, I wasn't going to get to play with anybody. You know, there's other stories. Right, including her. Because I wasn't tested. So, if you're not tested, you're not going to play. And as they kept reiterating to us, if someone is like, oh, don't worry about it, that's a big red flag. And it was funny, we talked about, everybody knew we were from the swinger world.

So, they talked about, a lot of people started in the swinger world, one of their biggest concerns is is because swingers don't test as diligently as the adult as the adult performers do and that's a huge thing and so a lot of them don't don't swing anymore because of that very reason but your testicles had a date they're good till the 27th i think to the 27th unless you play with somebody that's not been tested at which point in time then that avoids it so but we had to get that done we had to make sure that was done because that was on thursday so that you would have the results the next day that friday morning is when they would have those for you yep so that was a big part of it so get get all that found out and get just kind of checked in and just figure it out.

And Thursday night was. Well, back up a little bit because we were all going to go Thursday night to Hooters. So Amanda throws on a pair of jeans and a shirt and say, let's go to Hooters. Right, right. That was going to be pretty tough. So then they decided to, the hotel, they were having a meet and greet in the bar. The meet and greet in the bar was for vendors and performers. Is what the meet and greet was for. So Amanda was way under fucking dressed. But that's okay. But you weren't. No one, it was not like anybody. There was all different levels.

The one thing that was interesting is you could really see the cam girls kind of stayed in an area the old guard of porn kind of was in an area new i mean it was it was i don't want to say clicky but it was there were definite groups now being with people we were they fucking knew everybody everybody and they were introducing us to everybody so and it was really cool now a good way to get cold not to drink two drinks are four bucks so the next day and we're talking the little cocktail they were strong but they weren't strong enough so the next day we did make a trip to uh walmart and then to the liquor store to get booze because we weren't going to repeat that.

Six miles, 30 minutes to drive. But it was worth it because it was too cheap. Don't dare. Well, in Florida, they can't sell hard alcohol in Walmart. Right. We found that out. Not by the employees because none of them, you know, you can understand them. Right. The one poor girl you went up to, she didn't understand English. She didn't.

And she came came and she went and got somebody she got she got some got me somebody else it it was it was interesting because yeah you're nothing's the same even even the specials they run and all kind of even the checkouts yeah it was totally different they have less checkouts and 20 people deep waiting yeah it was insane everything my my patients hard to believe i know my patients might have been tested uh but so it but it was it was cool you're you're meeting people and you're seeing people i see on twitter all the time and i follow on twitter and whatever and so it's like oh my god i know that i know that girl i know that girl, you know, I've seen them, whatever.

So Friday, the show hours didn't start until Friday until 6 o'clock, I think. Yeah. Is what it was. At night. At night. So it gave time to, you know, we really got to start meeting more people. And it was really Thursday because we had to get heat gear for our kid. But the thing was is that it was interesting because the amount of, and we were told tons of content gets shot. And it does. And you're watching, you're hearing people. You're just kind of overhearing and people going, well, yeah, I'll be back. We've got to go. We've got a photo shoot.

We've got this shoot or that shoot or or scene to do and it was really interesting because people are partying people are having a good time but they're working like all the time so like when we were for a while we're hanging out in in uh mickey lynn's room you know they had all their cameras and stuff and and lights up and and because they were doing doing different pictures and different shoots and all kinds of stuff. And it was just the amount of electricity that had to be used in that hotel for lights and cameras and stuff was insane. It was really very cool. It was awesome.

So, did we shoot as much?

Did you make as much content as you thought you would no but i think there's a lot of that was so that we there was no pressure which was again i think that's a lot to do with the people we were with no pressure there was a lot of there was a learning curve and just letting us absorb everything now that we have an idea of what the hell is going on and and now we have an idea of what's going on and they we were able to spend time with people that you're going to be working with you know pretty basically you're you're you've kind of got a production company you kind of got an agent now you kind of got some things like that in place So that in November We're going to be able to do way more Of the actual shooting And actual content Plus we have a whole kind of shit That we've learned and figured out I have to tell you I don't want to jump ahead Well no I kind of do It doesn't have to be like any of my shit's ever organized it is really fucking it is cool and it is unique the difference between porn sex and sex because there's a huge difference right so saturday late.

I mean, it didn't start until what? Two. Two? Yeah, two, something like that. It was late. But you were working with Sean, and Izzy was filming and doing that part. And setting up.

So, in the midst of a blowjob, he's moving my foot to one side right going i just keep going that that the the concept okay this is what we're gonna do we're gonna have you do this we'll get those pictures then we'll stop then we'll cut and then when you you see the the reality part of it that goes with it that it's not just you have a new respect for performers because it's not just you know when you're swinging you hook up with somebody you just hook up you fuck but just like all about the production of it yeah it's all about the production okay now stop now and yeah i was good i when he reached over and just moved your moved your foot just he grabbed me by my big toe yeah so his hand wasn't in the shot and moved you so he could get a better get a better camera ankle uh on friday you were doing some work and you didn't even notice when when one of the people running cameras laid down on the bed.

Yeah, I didn't even notice he was there. Yeah, laid down on the bed next so that they could get the better shot. And you can see why some people think they can do it and can't. And that's something that's really cool. And the learning part of that alone is is awesome i mean i think i learned more we were laughing we were talking about when you did the fan shoot here our concern was being in the my concern was being in the way that's not how that works no the the shot is what's most important is to get the is to in the way. That's not how that works. No.

The shot is what's most important, is to get the right shot and the right views. And that's pretty cool. But what was funny was probably, like, on Friday, you didn't even notice, you know, an adult male laying on the bed next to you while you're sucking dick. You know, because you were working. Basically. Which is pretty fucking cool. What? Nothing. Remember I was going to have you do more of the talking. You're still not doing more of the fucking talking. Why is that? Because you, you have more to say. Of course there's something like that. Okay. Hey, we're going to take a quick halftime.

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Alright, back to the cool shit. Okay, so Boots, so it was interesting exotic at the ferrets, at the vendor part of it itself. Yeah. Right, so shit going on in the stages, there was It was busy. It was almost overwhelming. A, again, Amanda was way overdressed the first time. I learned on Friday. Right, what did you wear Friday? I don't remember. Friday I had on my red shirt and leggings. Right. Sexy leggings. You look sexy. But I was way overdressed because everybody was in lingerie and other items of see-through clothing. Bonds, lots of asses.

So I felt way overdressed, so I learned my lesson for Saturday to make sure that I was dressed more appropriately. But you were also, there was a comfort zone. You were working into a comfort zone. Eh, probably. You would not have been comfortable Friday walking down wearing... No, because I would make sure that everybody else was wearing it, too. Right, so yeah, there was a comfort zone thing there that you were worried about a little bit. But they had the Chatterbake girls were there. Loyal fans had a big, I don't know how many girls they had at theirs. So there's a lot of cam models.

There was a lot. I mean, there was strippers, and there were dancers, and there were. The strippers, they just had that for entertainment because every so often was either a cage or a pole that they were actually entertaining. Nothing like walking around a corner and here's this guy on a stripper pole with these net boxer shorts on and his dick just, I'm like going, huh. That was funny.

Yeah, and it, I mean, it was just, and it i mean it was just an of uh of media bdsm items what was that cross mess oh booty butter booty butter yep a couple different booty butter booty butter um there was like the chocolate mail enhanced there's a custom mask shop there's a glass blowing uh stand where They have a glass blowing business and then also do specialized in uh dildos and and which is everybody's very very friendly but all the cool stuff there's so much stuff going on out there all the time they had two different stages going with events not to mention seminars going on upstairs we didn't hit hit seminars because we were we were busy we're hanging out in the booth and we were we were uh just taking on in and talking with people really so it was exceedingly badass all the way across the board so uh before the show started because i had to be upstairs at four 4.

That's right. Yeah, so you got told, you got raided, right, by Dr. Best Sexy, Best Picture, and he was still active. He had multiple shoots all weekend long. And so this guy's head is different. You can sit and stare at it. You want to sit and a swingerton or a porn 10 and he goes oh no porn star 10 yeah and she's like really yeah yeah so that i didn't know pictures of me yeah we had to get pictures taken of you with a date thing with the date so they knew their modern pictures uh so that becauseinley's got some places she wants to submit your pictures to for you. So, that, again.

The old people. And so, again, it's a chance. The cool thing is. I don't know if she said 50 plus or 30 plus. There was both. And a couple movies. So, that's what's so cool is that, again, the people that we met and they got a chance to meet you. I wouldn't say it was like a constant interview process, but to a degree it kind of was. It kind of felt like it. It kind of was.

But, I mean, what's nice about that is that these people would have said, hey, isn't for you i mean you know they they have been around there then they would if it's not for you it's not for you so they're excited about doing that they're not just not everybody that walks up hey let's submit stuff for you that's not how that works so that's pretty damn exciting that's pretty fucking cool so So, yeah, it gets, it's, you know, I mean, who knows? Who knows where this will go from here? Yeah, I don't know. Up, down, sideways, standing on your head. Bile driver position. No. Yeah, no.

The thing is, the learning curve with this stuff, there is a learning curve.

There's a lot of it that's very similar to swinging there really is some of it's more similar than than one might think but there's there's just differences as you go through you have to you have to figure it out and you until you're exposed to until you see it you just you don't you don't get it now it's too bad we had to end up leaving sunday like the show ran sunday until i think it went till six sunday night uh and and but we had to get on the road because we had to get home and we ended up power driving home 26 hours in the car is a long fucking time even with people you love that's a long fucking time and and our old age showed through like really bad yeah i'm still the draws from.

Yeah, as we got through there. But that was, it was just, it was very fucking cool. It's very exciting to see where this would go. Just, I'm still dreaming. There were so many hot girls there. Oh, my God. Yeah, Cole's phrase was, oh, my. Oh, yeah. Oh, my. Yeah, yeah. It was, it was.

So what did Cole learn out of this cola to get camera shit uh cole also learned that he'll go ahead and spend the money to be tested also not gonna not gonna make that mistake again because that was a fucking horrible decision it wasn't a horrible decision on my part but yeah i kicked around either way on it i don't regret either way but it's like oh well for future reference it will probably go ahead and get tested because wow that was pretty fucking you just I don't think I've seen that I'm still dreaming about asses I mean because there were some fucking hot asses walking around there there was a few and and they're all in high heels and they're all in thongs it's like i'll be damned my neck was on my neck is sore i swiveled you know like cole look at that one no i'm checking cole look at that one i mean it was just like it was like wow it was cool and it was it was um i'm still blown away It's just some of the fucking...

Ah, wow. It was cool. And it was, it was, I'm still blown away by just some of the fucking, I got to talk, because I was going around talking to some of the people for stuff, obviously, for the radio station or whatever. So I got to talk to a lot of people, and, which was, which was cool. And, you know, like, we got to spend, in the booth, we spent time with the Sparks, because they're relatively new in it, and kind of their experiences going through.

You just got to hear a lot of experiences with it, and where everybody in the family knew we were new, they're, like, telling, they're, like, hey, this is shit you need to know. Like, it was, you couldn't ask for a more honest discussion with people. It's, we try to do with this for swingers they were doing with us which was fucking badass so you know that was that was really fucking cool so yeah you got some good shit gonna be coming out and we've got a lot of we've got a lot of work we've got to do we got a lot of places we got to put you and get you and whatever.

So that's on my list of things to fucking hammer through and do. Lots of shit we've got to do. So, how excited are you for November? Pretty excited. I think I'll be way more active. It's just supposed to be the bigger one. Miami's the smaller show. It's just supposed to be the bigger show and I'll have no problem asking people if they want to Thank you. I think it'll be way more active. It's just supposed to be the bigger one. Miami's the smaller show. It's just supposed to be the bigger show, and I'll have no problem asking people if they want to go do it.

I don't think you'll have to ask much. I think we'll have more shit set up ahead of time. Yeah, probably.

But now that we know the Leyland and how it's done, and now we have people that we can reference back and go, you know that can kind of guide and direct a little bit better that will be a huge that'll be a huge part of it as well that'll be that'll be pretty fucking cool so we'll be able to do so i had all kinds of girls i was like you should go ask them and actually i got told and it was really kind of funny because i should have done it they're like you need to just walk in and go hey my wife would like to shoot gun and uh uh who else told me that izzy told me that oh yeah so okay so talk about that so we saw some things we hadn't seen before also okay you walked you walked it on you walked the puppy i walked puppy ash, you walked Puppy Ash.

And that was... That was actually... It was empowering. Okay. Tell him. A, for one thing, dogs don't walk behind you. They're usually leading you. But he wanted to be led. Okay. So I walk a dog and everybody's staring and pointing. And one goes, can I get your picture? Sure. And there were some others out there. There were other puppies out there. And when they met, it was cute. If you go on Twitter, he's on Twitter. Bad Pup Ash or something. Yeah, Bad Pup Ash. Look him up. Because's, like I said, he was supposed to have four scenes that day on Saturday.

But, and yeah, and people, like, because you guys were gone, because you did that on Saturday. Yeah, Saturday, because you were in your outfit. And you guys were gone for probably. Oh, walking him. Yeah, you guys were gone probably for, I'll bet you were gone for 45 minutes. Yeah. And even just when you first started to walk away, let's put pictures on Twitter of that, because I have pictures of you walking him. And everybody looking. Yeah, and people stopping to talk to you and stuff. And they told you that that would happen. And you're like, okay, yeah.

But you didn't anticipate that it was going to be like that. That was... It's very, very cool. Again... And he wanted to be put in a kennel, so I put him in a kennel. Because they had that in their little BDSM dungeon thing. The cool thing is, again, it's a lot like what we've always been do with KSNs, or KWNs, excuse me, is that you saw a lot of whole different types of worlds, you know, the BDSM world, the kings of fetishes, and there was a lot of different ones, all different ones there. And everybody, it's a business, it's mature, it's like, hey, look, if that's not your thing, rock on.

Just go down two more booths and there will be your thing. It's not like a, it's, you know, even just from the people that were just attending the event, it's, that's really fucking cool.

And it's amazing if you will fucking open your mind just for a little bit and talk to people that are into these other things and these other kinks that ain't number one you'll learn shit like because when i when i heard that he was coming i envisioned a furry and that is not he is not a furry that is not a furry at in the fucking least no way no how so it's like okay oh wow well this is totally different fucking ball game so it's amazing on that shit when you when you actually you know give shit a chance and open your open your your mind and close your mouth for just a few seconds what you can you can actually learn and see and what's going on.

It was interesting listening to conversations just around. As you're in the bar area or the breakfast area, you're listening to conversations, and it is very much a community.

It's very much word travels fast in the community good and bad so you know there's that degree of a protection if someone's a fucking dirt bag like it's going to get around really fucking fast really fucking fast and so that that's kind of that's another similarity to to swinging i mean you have there's a community like anything is there drama of course there is you're involving sex and money so yes absolutely but it was these fucking people can party you know the fuckers will go and go and go're like, you know, we're going to go to bed. Yeah, I mean. How late did you say it? Oh, until six.

Yeah. Well, Sunday, when we went down to breakfast at 10. Was it 10? Yeah. Yeah. One guy hadn't went to bed yet. Yeah. So he was eating and then going to go up and go to bed for a little while. I mean, that's, I mean, fucking people hit it. They fucking party. They make the absolute most of it. It's like, holy shit. That's some hardcore shit. And on Saturday night, that bar, the hotel bar was packed. Oh, yeah.

And there were, after our parties going on all over the place that were that were put on so i mean there's stuff going on all over the city with it but that hotel bar was was packed and there were people shooting victoria was doing a shoot she had a shoot that started at 11 saturday night it's amazing how how much work they do because I think Victoria that day had four shoots. She had one at like 9 in the morning, one in the middle of the day. But she was also working a booth. Right. And then she had one after at 11 o'clock that night.

It just was a photo shoot that night plus and she worked her booth. and so I mean they're fitting all this stuff in you know in between still working their booth and so i mean they're they're fitting all this stuff in you know in in between still working their booths and still doing all their other stuff i mean they're partying hard but they're they're working fucking yeah they're working hard you have to work on your stamina well i need to get to that point first then we'll worry about working on stamina. I need to get popular like that first. No, you're staying awake stamina. Needed.

You're staying awake stamina. I can stay awake if I had to. Yeah, but you can't have giant bags under your eyes. Okay, that's an issue. You can't look like you're just like fucking doing so much, you know. I'm old. Give me a break. You're not that old. Well, it's not kind of. Don't fucking do sleepy-eyed glare at me, bitch. You know damn good and well. Yeah, you're kind of old. I know I'm old. But you're not that old. Okay, speaking of age. The two ladies that were there. In their 70s?

One was like 72 or some And still fucking Still working Still producing content And actually didn't look too damn bad No Did not look too damn bad at all It's like Wait a minute what Because one was 72 and one was older And one was like 74 or something. No, I think one was like 60-something. 69? Yeah. Because one was a nurse. And everybody goes, cool. But because she was actually an RN. Because she was the one you said that she was wearing. She was walking around telling everybody that the outfit she had on was what, when she got pinned, that was her outfit. Yeah. And it was not a new outfit.

But no, she looked good. I've never seen so many pounds upon pounds of boobage. Yeah, they're somewhat back-breaking boobs. Holy crap. There are some, there are some gals out there, and again, to each their own, whatever works, whatever works for you, rock the fuck on. But you try not to do, you try not to be, like when you first start swearing, you're just like, oh, yeah, just a stare factor, because honestly, you know, this is, you're seeing things that you see in the magazines, but now it's live in person.

Like, there's a bodybuilder girls page that I follow on Twitter, and several of those girls were there. And I remember right now it was from Twitter. I mean, they could fucking rip me to shreds. They could kill me without even fucking trying. And there were some of the girls that I mean literally had just, there was one girl walked by and I'm just like, I know my jaw just is gore. I stare like a fucking complete fucker. The one with the really gigantic ones? Yeah, I'm just like, good God. But I think it's kind of cool or it's unique.

The first time you're seeing, there's just something about, it's shit I, since I was a kid, seeing it in magazines. You like your boobs. I do, but since I was seeing it in magazines and shit as a kid, and now you're seeing it like, live. And so it hits a different, like, I almost equate it to the first time you see people fuck when you're a swinger, that it's like, it's not like you didn't know people fucked. But the first time you see it live in person, it's like, well, I'll be damned. You know, holy shit, I'll be damned. This is something else. And that's literally what it is.

And honestly, you would think after 13 years in the lifestyle, this would be like, oh, yeah, whatever. But I think it's because you know that it's a little bit different. You know, again, some of the most interesting conversations, the one was with Izzy, Victoria's husband.

He talked about how, you know, he can shoot scenes with her in him and nothing doesn't you know doesn't turn him on nothing why while he's shooting because he's working and that you know now he goes after i get that edit i'm like hey let's watch this together totally different response and but that separation of of working and and just for the fun it's it totally different. It's totally different. And I can see that. I can get that. Because on Saturday night, we were doing the other thing, and I was going to be like a happy assistant. You know, I was taking the still pictures.

You are so seriously going to have to make sure you're not in the way or casting a shadow stupid or doing something fucking stupid like in Harris Cole's hand you know or something dumb in there like is this right that you don't really you don't really you see it but you don't see it and so that part It's stuff that we saw i'm excited because obviously you know we'll shoot content up here because we can't go on the coast every time we can't just wait till the exotic us to do this so i'm excited to to now, now that I have a better understanding, and those guys are so fucking cool, like Joe and like Izzy and a bunch of them, to just, they would answer anything I ask them, you know.

Now that getting to sit there and talk to them about stuff, going, hey, yeah, you just do this, a little more of an understanding like i'm excited for you to shoot some content up here because to put it into action and now i feel like i have somewhere that we can take and send to and go okay hey take a look at this you know is this bad is this good because they'll be honest with you they'll tell you they'll tell Yeah, that fucking sucked. Yeah. You know, I'm just saying. I don't know. I'm stoked, so I'm Jeff. Is this bad? Is this good? Because they'll be honest with you. They'll tell you.

They'll tell you. Okay, that fucking sucked. Yeah. You know, I'm just saying. I don't know. I'm stoked, so I'm jazzed. It is what it is. Okay, so that being said, we are going to Exotica in November. So we'll be getting our tickets here pretty soon for that because we will be back out there in November. We're still trying to decide if we'll go to the Exotica in December. I don't know yet because it's only a month after the one in November. Yeah, we might. We'll just have to see. Getting a little too close to other events. What other events? What other events? KWN.

Well, I probably should have a date for KWN before I worry about that just saying it's on my list of things to do this week no actually it's not I'm not doing a damn thing with it until after KSN but we still have spots for KSN a few left because it's our last summer event coming up and then a race for halloween dun go up on we go uh so make sure you uh check out and go to crazy chasma.com and get your tickets to ksn or to our halloween party we sure would love to have you there as well or if you'd like to be a sponsor of our event we sure would love to have you do do that also.

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