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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with most, I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and sewn up Buttons, Miss Amanda. Speaker2: Hey. back to another edition of crazy truth about swinging i'm the host with most i'm cole and i'm Speaker1: here with the lovely lovely and sewn up buttons miss amanda and we're here to tantalate titillate and otherwise get you fucking off not really actually if you saw one of my posts or my twit tweets earlier today your twits twits my twits my one of my tweets i didn't yeah it was nice it was a, poke, fuck off to people. It was like, I wonder, what if, just what if, there was more to the lifestyle than just fucking? I'll show you the post it was in response to earlier. Cole's got an attitude problem. Anyways, for those of you following along at home, we record in front of our secret, secret Facebook group, CasBank. Shh. Don't tell the others. We're also live on our YouTube channel where we want the world to see us. Come visit YouTube.com backslash CasBank. And we've got great sponsors, which let's hear from our sponsors, shall we? Okay, great. Are you hiding behind the sunglasses? Am I? Maybe. I don't know. I'm like, well, are you trying to be a disguise i am i'm incognito uh this is a season six episode 263 i did forget that it's my first time doing the show we'll tell you all about that too why i'm why i'm incognito in just a second um so uh anywho shout out to our sponsors hey Hey, you know what? It's barbecue season. It sure as fuck is. I'd say so. And what better than to visit our friends at SmokinMeatBBQTreats.com. Speaker2: That's right. Speaker1: It is a meat rub company that is owned by Swingers, so they know how to rub some meat. 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So that was kind of fun. And on a three-legged dog, that's not good. Yeah, on a three-legged dog, that's all the way across the board. I do need my sunglasses licked. Whoever has balls on it to lick my glasses, go for it. And then to add to the excitement, what better way to help a dog stay relaxed and calm than to introduce a puppy? So, yeah, tomorrow I'm going to go pick up the puppy. We're taking the third puppy from Natural Pines. So we're taking the third puppy, and we're pretty excited about it. He is a little, his name is Elvis. We'll introduce him next weekend, next week on the show. No, we won't. Yes, we fucking will. Why? Because I want to. He's a bundle. They've seen Jack. They've seen Willie. They need to see Elvis. He's a little bundle of joy. We know that he is part Beagle, but he's also part Hound Dog. So he's actually going to be a bigger dog. Yes, we do. He's part Hound Dog. That's why he's named Elvis. So there we go. And so we're excited. yes he's gonna be big and it will be just fine and that's what we love big fuzzy puppies and cole's gonna train this one the right way uh so there you go really you done no anyway so there you go so we had uh we had a fun weekend so yes the the lifestyle is about more than sex but let's start with sex so we had a fun weekend this weekend we sure did we sure did uh you had a super fun weekend this weekend sure did you just turned into uh a coochie monster is it like a cookie monster similar but they that's pretty much what it is uh and so i don't know how we don't know exactly it like a Cookie Monster? Similar, but they eat Coochie. That's pretty much what it is. And so I don't know how, we don't know exactly. It was a barbecue. It was a lifestyle event. So it wasn't like you were just at a vanilla barbecue and just started eating pussy or having your pussy eaten. But, you know, potato, potatoes, whatever. The bottom line is, somehow or another, before it was over, you and three other friends were busy just nom, taking turns everybody everybody played nice everybody stayed in rotation they were there was proper appropriate each other tapped out next up uh all the guys kept their tongues and penises back uh and just watched uh we um there's some song and it just it just sucked, but whatever, the button song. That, that, some of the girls like that, but then we had, we had one girl that, and I was in charge of the music, and they wanted something about mm-mm cake or some shit, I don't know what that is, uh, but, uh, so I just played the Manamana, the Muppet song, and you know what, you ate her pussy, she passed down, and everybody moved along, and, and everybody was laughing why this was going on, because it to ma-na-ma-na. So it just shows anything's possible in the wild world of Casper. That's a big thank you to Island Riders for their barbecue. Obviously, things that were on the menu, they had cookies. They had... I had way too many cookies. You sure did. They had... Okay, well, there's that. They had cookies they had i ate way too many cookies you sure did they had okay well there's that they had they had cookies they had uh there was like some fruit trays uh there was some like potato salad type things there was some pulled pork and pulled chicken and and there was pulled pork and pulled beef or okay that and and then pussy pussy it was a weird order. You ate and ate cookies and drank, and then it was like time for another main course. That was like well after we ate. Pretty much. It was by the pool. It was a nice evening. It was a little chilly, but not bad. It wasn't too cold for girls to have clits out, and so that's awesome. And yeah, so there you go. So now, as I told the story, the title of this episode will be clits and more clits so people click on it coochie monster coochie monster yeah c is for coochie uh so yeah uh and i have to say uh all four of the ladies had lovely pussies lovely lovely pussies uh so there was no not a not a single fucking splunking silliness amongst the four of you i got squirted on you did you got glazed uh so we had we had you got glazed the girl passed out uh via because when she comes she does and uh uh it was just yeah it was all around a great time one girl turned a couple shades more purple than your shirt uh because she was holding breath white while she was getting eaten out and again like i say uh basically if you're holding up scorecards uh for pussies uh absolutely there were there were tens all the way around so everything was uh kosher and um good job ladies keep up the keep up the pretty pretty lips well Oh, that's a prick lips. Just saying. Lips. Nom. Anyway, so to the Island Riders folks, we're excited for next year's fun ride. And the expectation is that, you know, a little longer train and we'll call her good. So make sure that that should go on the itinerary for all time now. Would you like to add anything to it? I had a really good time. Would you like to make the sounds of the evening? No. There was that. There was none of that. There was a little bit of that. Not as froggy as you sounded. Well, no, because none of you were guys that smoked for 30 years. There you go. See, there you go. Now, how does that sound? Wait a minute. Do that again. Do it again. Oh. So that's how it sounds when you're in between our thighs. Gotcha. Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. My impersonation of eating pussy. Anyways, okay. So. I got nothing. Great show. Great show. All right. Well, there you go. That's all I got. I'm going to shot my wad with that right there. Did you shoot your wad? No, I didn't. Actually, I didn't shoot my wad. I didn't. Surprisingly enough, I did not. I certainly enjoyed the show. And I wasn't train wreck drunk by any stretch. You weren't. I was impressed. I mean, I had liquor in my system. Y'all were doing shots of tequila. I was doing shots of other people handed me. I'm a team player like that. I was making out with a girl that had made sure to let me know multiple times how when she first met me she thought I was a huge dick that's not the first time you've heard that no actually that's almost like a standard operating procedure like anybody who liked me the first time they met me i'm kind of in trouble i don't stand this no all chance now but if they had low expectations and assumed i was a complete cock knocker to begin with then uh i eventually ended up making out with them so that was that was fun there you go pays to be a dick I guess, whatever. So there you go. So we had that going on, which was a lot of fun. And, yeah, good times had by all. And now we're ready. We're embracing the week. We're tackling the week. A whole new lease on life. Getting ready for KSN to my birthday, and we're ready to roll i'm ready for it ish i mean to physically be there yeah no shit you just want to chill out you're waiting for the dick you get dick lined up all over the place he's slapping you around i do don't you where i don't at ksn what do you mean where do you not have dick lined up what are you waiting for? Get your shit together. I don't even know who all's going. You know what that would be? If you were more active in the planning stages, you might know that and you could start dick picking. Dick picking. Hey everybody, I'm out harvesting cock. It was all coming Thursday. Yeah, exactly. See, look, we've already, don't worry, folks. The Tea Party was such a smash success. There will be another one.
Speaker2:
So, yeah.
Speaker1:
But you could be dick picking. Get on board.
Speaker3:
Okay, I'll have to figure that out. And figure out when.
Speaker1:
Yep.
Speaker2:
Huh?
Speaker3:
And figure out when.
Speaker1:
August 4th through the 6th. That's where you're going to do that work for you? Right. And I'll have to find time in there. All you have to do we'll put you on a wheelbarrow and no clothes. And we'll just wheel you around. We'll add a stand so somebody can ride the wheelbarrow and fuck you as we're wheeling you around to the next thing so you can be getting fucked as you, so you don't have to stop.
Speaker3:
It'll be fucking roll. Roll and fuck.
Speaker2:
Roll and fuck. Here comes Amanda's roll and fuck.
Speaker1:
It may have to be pretty short for a wheelbarrow.
Speaker2:
Well, we can put the stand, however. I mean, you know.
Speaker1:
Look, talk to the plan to see if they'll let us get a golf... See if they'll let us use the gator to haul you around in the gator because it's got the open back so you can lay in the back and just, you can fuck on the way to the event. And I'll see you next time. golf, they'll let us, see if they'll let us use the gator to haul you around in the gator because it's got the open back so you can lay in the back and just, you can fuck on the way to the event. I'll ask, I'll see what I can do. Nothing up the sleeve, nothing up the sleeve.
Speaker3:
Or the hitch.
Speaker1:
I'm just saying. A man needs to fucking go.
Speaker3:
Fucking go.
Speaker1:
Fucking go. Yep, there you go.
Speaker4:
So yeah, awesome.
Speaker2:
Pretty cool.
Speaker1:
Okay, so. Wouldn't that be your motor bunny? Could be. Which that's, we're we're gonna have those out there they'll be thumping all over the fucking place yeah toward that absolutely we're gonna have glory hole out there too peekaboo anyways so uh all kinds of all kinds of cool cool fun, and cool shit. Rock on. Yep, absolutely, absolutely. So, this week, what do you want to talk about? Want to talk about anything else? Anything you have to say? No idea.
Speaker2:
No?
Speaker1:
Well, you also, you went and did your test. Because our next big event before KSN is actually Exotica in Miami. So, now there's between getting ready, we're also getting ready for Exotica in Miami.
Speaker2:
We'll be right back. because our next big event before KSN is actually Exotica in Miami. So now there's between getting ready while also getting ready for Exotica in Miami, which is going to be pretty cool, a whole new world that we're going to, and that's what it's all about. So that's going to be pretty fucking cool and pretty badass. So that whole process of getting ready for you to fucking start, you've got to start picking outfits and, you know, exactly what outfit are you going to wear to greet the pizza delivery guy? Ding dong. Wow. A pair of fucking jeans. Maybe lounge pants. What am I using? You want to know what's really funny? What? I hope that one of the scenes you do is a pizza delivery guy. Why? Because I hope they bring real pizza. Because as God is my witness, you know me. You me you know i'm gonna eat a piece of pizza is there a real pizza in there he'd really like to eat well here's what's gonna be funny for the first time ever watching you fuck i'm not gonna be able to crack jokes no you can't i'm gonna have to keep my mouth shut or otherwise so no lightsaber comments no fucking that's gonna be hard for you't it? It's going to be a motherfucker because I have to sit quietly and not be like, you know, she's going, she's gone. Yeah, that's going to be, that's like a totally new thing for me. Yeah, because I, my natural instinct is to start cracking jokes. And, and although everyone would find it funny, but everybody's trying to get as much content shot as possible. So me sitting over there being fucking Captain Comedian is going to go over about like a fucking, yeah. They'll be like, you need to leave if you can't keep your mouth shut. Which then I'm going to meet the pizza delivery guy and get half that fucking pizza before I go.
Speaker1:
Just saying.
Speaker2:
So there's nothing better than the pizza delivery guy scene. Have you ever watched a porn that had a pizza delivery guy scene in it yes yes really yes i have not here's the thing i might my porn hub is stuck on on on college orgies wow you little slut because you're gonna you're ready to go fishing for young no i was looking at one of them and i one of them, and I'm like, this girl's just laying there, just going, not moving, not making facial expressions, just laying there. And I'm like, wow. Larry, the 70s sound effects of the kicker. Wow, wow. Yeah. No, yes, there's been pizza delivery. I'm going to be the pizza delivery guy. That's my goal. There you go. I want to be the pizza pizza delivery guy like the dorky one that doesn't get laid you know it's like like the the experienced pizza delivery guy because i'm kind of fat you know fat and holding and not hot like training like the young guy right this is how you do the pizza delivery oh shit you forgot to give me a change i'll go wait in the car'll be like my big scene of the thing, and then he'll come up and fucking rail your ass. I mean, if I can get paid for that,
Speaker1:
fucking I'm in.
Speaker4:
Amanda does Miami.
Speaker1:
Anyways, so, which you're not going to be on the beach because of the toxic sludge, but, which is kind of what your vagina could be like at the end of the weekend, and you're doing no fucking job. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It's a joke. Just fun. Anyways. I got nothing. So, yes. Today I went and got tested. Yep. You got tested. So I'm all ready to go. Yeah. Well, you'll have to get tested again. Like three days before. So when we get to Miami, the first thing we have to do is stop, get tested. So the next day, because you have to have within 72 hour results. But it was time for you to get tested anyways, which is why you did. So it's like, okay. So this way, you were going to anyway. So it was just like you were armed with. We were able to tell our friend who was our doctor. Why? Which is. The nurse, she was hilarious.
Speaker3:
She's like, so are you having any symptoms? I'm like, no. Oh, just, just want to get it done. She even said, so, but Cole, your husband comes in and has it done too, doesn't he? And I said, well, yeah.
Speaker1:
He's also a porn star.
Speaker3:
And she goes, that's what I thought he came in with you. Well, that's yearly, but sure, we'll count this one. Sure, whatever. So then she's like, okay. I said, here's the deal. I'm going to go do porn, so I want to have this done ahead of time so when I go down there, it's... Everything's peachy. Well, we just got down to the vet. Well, even well even the doctor's like well we tested for all this before and I said right and he goes well but they all came back negative right and I said but I've played with some people and he goes gotcha this is the funny part he's very cool about the whole thing, because he does know he is a friend. But they don't put two and two together. Like, the reason we come in more than once a year is because, in theory, we fuck more than once a year. So it's like not quite grasping it. It's like, come on, hello. And honestly, honestly, okay, so that, this kind of leads perfectly into what I wanted to talk about tonight.
Speaker1:
Because up here, in our part of the country, there was a scare. Basically, a form of a, here's what happened. One group got told that there had been a single male that, certain states providers are required to report if people have chlamydia gonorrhea hiv iowa is one of those states so they had been told that a single male had had hiv and had been at events right and so in turn and kudos they were letting other groups in the area know right and so the first part of this thing that's really fucking badass is like i started to see posts about this as far away as i saw them in uh texas i saw them in the dakotas i them in Wyoming, Kansas. I mean, there was a huge state race. So the network of the lifestyle, like, it did exactly what it's supposed to do. Letting people know. Now, here's the thing with this. We always take, we always pass stuff along, obviously, because that's important to us. But we also do our independent research on it because, you know, you want to have a better understand what's going on. As close as we know, it was probably a hoax. That aside, the coolest thing was is that you saw on groups and pages all over the place, admins, moderators, people offering, if you need help finding a place to get tested let's know we'll help you you saw like this total like hey let's help we help we had five different people reach out to us in small communities asking can you help us find a place to go get tested because obviously sometimes in small towns going to your family doctor isn't quite the thing to do so the positive of this part is it's it it got it in people's mind people were thinking about it and going to get tested of course when you say hiv people fucking ears perk up people like holy shit so positive with it. But the questions, the shit that came up with this was mind-blowing. When people, the questions that people had, and there's no such thing as a dumb question, but people actually, the concept of getting tested and what you need to be tested for, that was part of one of the things that was absolutely insane with this whole thing. What do you need to be tested for? How often should you be tested? And so you start watching on these pages, the comments, right, coming up, and they're all over the place and you go wow do we need to go a long ways i mean it's it's holy shit it's a reminder we all have to take responsibility for ourself you cannot just assume. This is like my cup condom. You can't just assume someone else is going to make you safe.
Speaker2:
Right. Right?
Speaker1:
You can't. And it's amazing how many people, the conversations, you know, that have to come up and how to be tested. That's the other thing. Right now, a lot of people are going to go, oh, fuck, another show about testing. Yeah, but here's the thing. Are you being tested right? Because think about this for a minute. We've learned through the years, throat swab, you can be tested and test negative and get a throat swab and find out you're positive. Chlamydia, gonorrhea, you can get herpes of the throat it's out there same with anal sex same i mean it there it's it's not just a yeah you know yeah probably close enough it doesn't work that way and how many doctors aren't telling you or don't know what all when when you say, I want to be tested for everything, what that means. That's the part that's really mind numbing with the whole thing. So the question I always, I wonder is with most people is how often are you really getting tested and the justification that people use for not being tested, right? So on full swap one-on-one, people have said, well, we, the, the justifications, we only I don't get tested off after every single new person or after every person because you know if we we got tested on friday and play on saturday we were just tested so we're good i i mean these are just some of the these are just some of the things that are like this is like real shit right so that's part of the the conversation is like testing is expensive or can be but there's places you can go where it's not exactly and that's one of the cool things that you saw with this you started seeing people all over in different states talking about their health departments yeah so their health departments are i mean that's you're safe there they're bigger places and like And, like, the one in Omaha was, like, 15 bucks, you know, to go get tested. So the thing is, there's really not an excuse not to be tested. And that's the thing. Did you see any of the responses on Full Swap that you just went, what the fuck? I didn't see any. I've been swamped. You've been swamped. You are actually working at work. I know, right? You need to quit that. That's just silly. But, okay, so here's the question. As a gal, right, if somebody knew what to say to you, how often should they be tested, what would you think? I know what my answer used to be it's like oh you know every six months at least but what would it be now seriously it depends on how active well if they're new so they don't know that at least quarterly if you're playing a lot do you think is that all you would do if you're if it depends on your definition of play a lot. Right. I mean, sometimes playing a lot is once a month. Well, right. But in theory, each time... But sometimes there are some people that are banging it up multiple times a week. If you're playing once a month, then you should be probably tested once a month. Don't you think? Okay. I mean, that would be the thing, is that you'd want to be... The concept is, is that people don't understand that just because you were clean when you went into it, you don't know that you're clean again until you've been tested, after you've been with somebody new. So what you're saying is, is every time you have sex with somebody, you should get tested? Yes. In theory, you should. The problem, we're all guilty of the fact that we get into a comfort zone with people. I mean, seriously, we all are guilty of that. I get it. We've been there. You start playing with the same people, right? And it's so easy to fall into that that they're okay. I mean, look at how many people through the years have said to us, well, that we started off with way back in the day, that the first couple times they'd play with somebody, they'd use condoms. And then as you got to know them more, they wouldn't. True. And it's like, and I get it. That's the slippery slope of it. It's like, but I'm comfortable. I trust these people. Yeah. But I mean, how many, you know, enough people in the lifestyle, there's a blurred line in the lifestyle from lifestyle to vanilla sex. Right. I mean, especially, especially when you throw poly and things like that in there right so it the lifestyle in theory we push the concept but the vanilla world is even works so i mean if you venture or if somebody if you if if somebody else ventures and takes a dip in the kiddie pool of vanilla, who knows what human sluts they're coming back with? Oh. You know. Larry, yeah. Sarah, every time you play, Larry, but you don't know who your regular friends are playing with. That's just it. It's just, I think it's interesting. I think everybody's worst fear when they're new is they're terrified of getting something. Totally justifiable. Nobody ever likes to admit the concept that if you do this long enough, every time you fuck, you're upping your odds. It is what it is. You can stay awake.
Speaker2:
All of a sudden,
Speaker1:
you just look really tired. All of a sudden, you look really tired. I know you're tired of your odds. It is what it is. You can stay awake. All of a sudden, you just look really tired. All of a sudden, you look really tired. I know you're tired of your work, and I get it.
Speaker3:
Are you saying I look like shit?
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
I would tell you if you look like shit, you look tired. There's a difference. After 30 years, I'm going to tell you if you look like shit. Do you want me to lie to you?
Speaker3:
Do I look tired?
Speaker1:
You look tired. So here's my question. How do you broach the subject, ultimately? Like Larry said, but like if you're playing with your regular friends, you don't know who they're playing with. How do you broach the subject with people that you've played with regularly, that you do have a different relationship with? How do you broach that subject with them without offending? Did that make sense to you? I'm looking, because I'm trying to see if... You kind of look like at first I was going off the rails. No. Okay. I was just... Just ask.
Speaker3:
Well, I don't know if you're really good friends on this. You should be was just... Just ask. Well, I don't know. If you're really good friends, you should be able just to say it.
Speaker1:
Well, you should, but if you're really... You're not going to get offended?
Speaker3:
Are you exclusive, or do you play with other couples?
Speaker1:
I play with other couples.
Speaker3:
Do you use protection?
Speaker1:
Come on, you know me. What difference does it make? Okay, I'm playing this with you because the reality of it is, is that if most people, if you have been, and it's awesome. Steve flat out asked, do you guys get tested? Carla Fin Vince says, have the balls and just ask. Mike says, you look fantastic. But my thing is this, and yeah, you should. But the reality of it is, quite honestly, a lot of times what will happen. Is my fucking phone ringing? Yeah, your phone's ringing. Oh, good Lord. It has a name to it, too. A lot of times what will fucking happen, though, is if someone said to you, if you've been playing, you've been friends forever and going, hey, I need to know, are you getting tested? The reality is you're asking a legitimate question. How that's perceived is totally different, and that's why I think people don't ask that. because I think if somebody you've been fucking somebody okay you you and petals are not a fucking boyfriend girlfriend okay you're not you're not a poly thing but if you were if after three years old soon you go hey i'm really fucking concerned are you getting tested or hey you know what i want you to start using a condom because i'm getting concerned his response is going to be if you were boyfriend girlfriend it's going to be what the fuck you don't trust me what do you mean that's going to be human nature and i believe that a lot of people will take and that they will not risk the relationship to ask that question you should because if they're not honest with you and they can't even say anything then really are they worth being with right and that's all good and grand to think it but the reality is it the question becomes are you willing to basically lose that relationship and every the standard answer is everybody's gonna say is absolutely I will and I'm gonna say just like everybody goes we always use condom absolute bullshit I'm gonna call complete and total bullshit everyone will say fuck yeah you know what we're fuck yeah I'm gonna say no you won't nope no fucking way in hell no way in hell because I guarantee after 12 this, you sit around in groups, and you know what you do not hear groups of close group of friends talk about? They're fucking STDs, and I'm going to say, I'm going to fucking call it out right here, right fucking now, if in 12 fucking years, the groups of friends that we've had with all the people we know, right, we have, have you ever, well, I can count on one hand, the group of all the people we've known in the lifestyle, not just friends, people we've known in the lifestyle, that have ever admitted to having an STD. And bullshit, if with all the people we know, all these years, that less than five people have had have NSD. Bullshit. And I'm going to call them. And that becomes the issue. The scarier part of this is it's scary that it won't get asked ahead of time. Right? That has its own form of like, oh, what the fuck? Well, think about how many times, you know, well, especially when we first started off and we played as a couple. When you sat there and visited with another couple, how many people asked you? None. And we were just as guilty. But full disclosure, we were just as guilty of not asking ourselves. Still to this day, I have been just as guilty of not asking. Like, the reality of it is, is that I've been just as guilty of, I hate condoms, just like every other man on the face of the earth. I hate condoms if somebody goes, you know, I'll say, what's your rules? Because we've always been a partner's choice.
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And I'm the first one to go, fuck yeah, sweet, we're on the same page, yay. But the scarier part of the question becomes, once something does come up, if you won't ask the question ahead of time, are you, do you, should you, on testing, whatever, will you answer it honestly when it comes up, when you have something? Because here's the other reality of it, in my opinion. A, some shit can't, it doesn't, it's non, it's asymptomatic. There's a lot a lot of shit's asymptomatic two if they're active enough if you don't fucking say anything didn't come from you you know what i mean and i guarantee people have that thought process we talk about ghosting in the lifestyle all the time has anyone ever thought why somebody just disappears i'm not saying that every time someone's left that's why at all but can that can that be in in there larry puts it trust is a very thin line in the lifestyle absolutely but there's the challenge that we have and this is like an old person problemperson problem. I know where it's like, and we hate Cole. See, I told you, I was a dick. This is an old-person problem. Because, well, think about it. When we were kids, right, and whatever limited sex ed that we got, the sex ed, the reason that condoms were, the primary reason for a condom was so you didn't knock somebody up it had it yes so you don't get stds right yeah i remember my dad talking with the navy they talked about wear a rubber so you don't get std but primarily so you don't knock somebody up the primary thing was pregnancy so now i'm 51 years old almost right so guess what i'm like she's had a hysterectomy she's had a hysterectomy everybody's had a hysterectomy sweet so all of a sudden it's easy to go well my number one concern is pregnancy don't worry about that away we go but that's not the reality of it and that's the part that i think is interesting i just feel like i am just totally just doing my own thing let's take a quick midway break real quick no i'm just listening to you a midway break a quick shout out don't forget asnlifestylemagazine.com if you want to know everything that's going on in the lifestyle as well as in the adult world, ASN Lifestyle Magazine, make it a habit to read a new each month's edition.
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Okay, Sarah put, you can still get someone pregnant. Absolutely you can. You can still get someone pregnant. There are people... You can still get STDs. You can still get... It decreases the risk. It's just an interesting topic because even the lifestyle has changed in the last 12 years that we've been in it, right? So OnlyFans, fucking fans, on OnlyFans and all the different platforms, there are more people that are venturing into content creator so there's more travel and whatever to make videos and do things which is taking and and changing the landscape a lot there are more companies that are coming out and encouraging swinger swinger videos right and but the testing stuff doesn't go with it a lot of times and and that becomes that becomes the challenge so then when you have events or you have a scare like what circulated through the community the reason it's a scare is because there's a shit ton of people number one everybody's like oh fuck you know it's the him everybody that's but the reason if you always were getting tested regularly and you always used protection and you always did these things, you'd be like, hmm, that's really too bad. Luckily, I'm doing it this way. The reason it's as scary is because it's a wake-up call with everybody going, oh, oh, fuck. Maybe I should get tested. When the description was a single male that had played with a couple. The fucking volume of couples that I was bombarded with. And then there was another version of it that came out that it was the couple, the single male got it, and the number of single males I was bombarded with, going, do we know a name? Do we know where? Do we know when? The reason we were bombarded with that, and I'm sure we weren't the only ones that were, because every time when we were being bombarded, that's people going, who in the fuck did I fuck, and is there a chance it's me? I'll see out. Right. At KWN, we brought in and had free HIV testing. And so now, because of the scary and other silver liners, we're working on getting the same thing for KSN, right? But, folks, it's fun, it's party, it's camping, it's boating, it's outdoor drinking fucking bonfire season. And in the swinger lifestyle, the only thing that's more exciting than this time of year is Halloween, right? Like the month of October, our season, the swinger season, swingers are in season, vanillas are in season all year round. Okay, great. But it's like May to fucking September, and then October is swinger season. A lot of people are going to get the most dick or pussy they're going to get over the course of the next four fucking months. Could it be you's the reality of it if it is you if it does happen what what happens then so in some states by law you got to start spilling names who you fucked okay because it's like felonies if you're fucking people if you have something and you're fucking people want to own that's like a felony okay it would just i get the reason why but it's like what is your plan what what the most of the things you're gonna get most let me reiterate for the fucking people in back most are treatable right some things are not treatable or they're not curable. But there's new superbugs that are out there. There's gonorrhea and chlamydia strains that are completely resistant to most of the current medications out there. Think about that for a minute. Just let that fucking feather land there for a second. So it becomes a thing of what are we doing to actually protect ourselves? Like, all the time. And I'm notorious, I'm just as guilty as everybody else is going, most of the time. The problem with most of the time means the time in between when it wasn't most of the time when it was the other time did you get tested i mean i mean that's really that that's the thing so if most of the time you use condoms or most of them use protection but this time you didn't that was the in-between time did you go get tested after that no no and that becomes a challenge i just feel feel like I'm just doing a really long rant. I apologize. I'm listening and interjecting a little bit here and there. I mean, there's not much to interject. I'm just boring the fuck out of people is what I'm doing. It's not a sexy topic. My eyes are starting to get true. You're not going to lie. It's not. I'll hurry. I'll hurry. This is like when I do weddings and one of the, like the matron is going to pass out. I gotcha. Just have some water. Water? I have water. Dr. Pepper? Soda? Soda? That'll keep you awake. Carbonated prune juice? I don't think so. Anyways, it's it's not a sexy, fun topic. Right? We just earlier talked about pretty pussies. And I'm sure there's pretty penises too, right? Ones that drip shit that they're not supposed to. One that are doing things they're not supposed to are not pretty. And it's like, so to avoid those, to avoid testing will help you get something solved very, very quickly that maybe is solved with a two week, a pill in two weeks on the sideline. Whereas if it just continues to go
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and go,
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nothing that is a disease is better if it's just left untreated. It's not like a, well, we'll just let the syphilis run its course. I can't remember which one Al Capone died of. I think it was syphilis. He was afraid of needles. And so syphilis left, I think it's syphilis. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong. I think it's syphilis. That if untreated will cause insanity. My dick made me crazy. Ah, but it's actually, it's actually true. But yeah, luckily we're going to our good friend, you know, if you're only, that's awesome. We're going, we're Googling, we're Googling what STD did, did Al Capone have? Al Capone STD. This is, this is important. We're a show. It's the truth about swinging. So we have facts here. So this is important. We're not just making this up. Syphilis and gonorrhea. Syphilis and gonorrhea? Yep. But he also was experienced with trial symptoms from cocaine use. Right. Well, right. But the syphilis, they have studied it on syphilis. Yeah. So the thing is, if you don't treat it, you'll go nuts. That was when he arrived at the penitentiary in Atlanta. Yeah. He had syphilis and gonorrhea. Yeah, but he was afraid of needles, so he would never get tested. Sorry, I looked it up. See, sorry, we got people. Yep, syphilis. Go cold, random knowledge. I could be on Jeopardy. So the thing is, though, it's like, okay, this is the kind of stuff that we have to do. So here's my challenge to everybody, and it's a challenge even for us, is to get better at, or to try, or to at least try. I mean, look, everything is a habit. It takes time to learn how to do it right we know that is that to ask verbiage is important yes how you word it is important yes i know what verbiage means well you were looking well no i think we really I thought you were going to expand upon it. I thought you were going to say it. No, because I'm not good with that shit. You are. You're Mr. Hallmark. Jesus. which means well you were looking well no i think we really expand upon it i thought you know because i'm not good with that shit you are you're mr hallmark it's really not a card type moment it can be does your drip does your dick or pussy drip is it crusty and and you know so the but the question is of in your conversations hey y'all getall get tested, don't you? Right. Or, hey, how often do you get tested? How often do you get tested? But you need to be able to... You need to be able to answer that question back. Huh? Do you ask them for proof? You've got to trust your gut on that a little bit. here's the thing you can't ask for anything that you're not willing to give sure which means are you willing to give are you willing to be able to can you answer that same question the better way is we're tested every x amount of time how often often are you tested? And then if you're going to ask for proof, you had better have proof yourself. And look, there's a lot of places you can go and get tested. And you can literally have the test results right here on your phone. And I'm telling you right right now mine are just from today right they're they're here to show people in the adult world quite honestly they don't take your word for it they don't take your word for it you need to show it to them and and it's going to show that when it was done it shows time and and the whole nine yards so the thing is well yours is from the doctor's office not one of the set clinics so i know but my doctor's office i think there's nothing wrong uh with having that information larry you make a great point getting tested is being respectful to others in the lifestyle it really is look a conversation can be awkward about testing but it's it's a lot less awkward than having to defend yourself against possibly giving something to somebody or finding out you had something and you gave something to somebody when you could have easily avoided it. And that's really what it amounts to. You have to be able to do that. I think there's nothing wrong with asking for proof as long as you have it. And I think if you're just, when you're going through rules, because everybody goes through kind of what their rules are, and I definitely think a key thing is if you're like us and you are a partner's choice or whatever, it's absolutely completely appropriate to ask the question, the follow-up question, to say is when was the last time you were tested that's always a good one there if someone goes i don't use condoms okay if you're okay with that part of it if you're not then obviously that kind of stops everything anyways if you're okay with that part if then it's absolutely appropriate to go okay how often are you tested you tested? The one thing I'll say about asking to see results, obviously you have to trust your gut. This is my personal opinion completely. If you feel like that they're not giving you an honest answer, it's not so much about making sure then the test results, that you're seeing the results. You might reconsider whether or not you want to hook up with them. I mean, for new people, part of the reason we're having this conversation, for new people, when we were new, and everybody else when they're new, you get this. We had sex with people that we would never, Now we'd be like, no thank you. And if they would have kept having them, we would have said, fuck no. But when you're new, you go, fuck, they want to fuck. We're never going to get to fuck again if we don't fuck now. Yeah, yeah, we'll fuck. And then afterwards you're like, why did stick my dick in that you know or why did i let them put their dick in me because you're new you're like you know jojo the circus monkey you're like fuck what are you and you just if it doesn't feel right don't worry there's other people out there that it will feel right on if you and if they answer that question about when they're tested and you don't feel something just is off it just doesn't feel right uh absolutely ask them to see results or maybe reconsider hooking up it doesn't mean you have to rule them out forever you may understand you may ask this you may ask that question you're going to throw some people off because if you're sitting here right now going how would you respond if somebody asked you that question you'd be like uh what so there's a degree of patience and understanding but you have to trust yourself and trust your gut a little bit with that kind of stuff a little bit but that's that's a challenge look if if we can all fucking practice on your spouse you know we're talking about your good close group of friends what a great way to practice yeah there's nothing wrong when you're sitting going hey look here's the deal yeah hey that girl's really fucking hot i want to fuck her let's practice we do in in sales you do all the time your role play that's and then you can ask him would you be offended by how i asked that exactly carly you said ask teach us how to word it please you know what the best thing to do is talk to people how does this sound does this does this sound snotty does this sound and i'm gonna put this out here too and this it goes for both sexes i'm gonna pick on you a little bit but a lot of times i think it goes for ladies a little bit more ladies ladies tend to have resting bitch face more than guys do it seems like again it's unscientific and how you respond is huge you can't look at somebody and go what a problem yes i do why that no it doesn't matter what you're saying what you're the what you're sending here is a big fuck you you can't do. You can't. Just like you have to think how you ask it, you have to think how you respond to it. If you get offensive, or excuse me, defensive when somebody asks that, if you get defensive with me with that, you know what I'm going to tell you? Go fuck yourself. That's everything I need to know because you know what else you're going to be a bitch about if my dick doesn't work or something else happens. And guess what? You can go fuck yourself. I don't care. I don't care if I ever see you again. It doesn't matter. So how you respond and answer that is huge. There's nothing wrong with being caught off guard. Anyone saying, oh, sorry, that kind of caught me off guard. That's a great question. But how you you fucking respond how you snip back or don't snip back is fucking huge and you know what it's both of your responsibilities to ask that that's the other thing i'm going to put out there i think that as couples every couple in every couple's dynamic has the outgoing member and the quiet member. Right? We all have it. It is what it is. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. And the thing is, is that that question about testing is not the responsibility of one member of the party. Because here's the deal. I'm not fucking him. So I'm not going to read his reaction. I'm not going to get a feel for how he answers that. She is. So she needs to ask that question. She may eat the pussy to the girl. I'm going to fuck, but maybe not. Where we play lunch. So it's not her responsibility to ask that question you can't just go I don't like asking that so you're just gonna do it no it's your body it's your safety and think of it this way if you won't fucking man or woman up to ask that fucking question how will you feel if you don't ask it and you bring the STD back to your bed to your partner? Because they asked and you didn't. That's the thing. So, I don't know. It's one of those things. But if we all practice, ask people. Reach out. If you want to reach out and practice, obviously, place appropriate, please. Yeah. Okay. Time appropriate. Scream it at a public bar but yeah but i mean but do that whatever it takes but if we all get better at it then maybe we'll never have to have those scares again because eventually everybody we tested that's complete it'll never happen but in theory right so there you go all right thank you very much with that being said kids we going to get the fuck out of here. 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