Krazy Truth about Swinging #261 Getting older in the Lifestyle

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth About Swinging. I'm the host with the most, Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and nearly birthday girl, Miss Amanda. Hey. Be a little more enthusiastic about it. I'm not enthusiastic about my birthday. You should be. You're a MILF. You don't want to know what people want to do with MILFs? Fuck them. Not a fucking thing. Really? You have a 27-year-old that wants to be your boy toy. That's three years younger than your oldest son, and he to pound your pussy and with vigor you know what let's just okay we're gonna get into that in a minute okay so for those of you following at home this is season six hard to fucking believe do you know what that means that means when we started the podcast when we started the podcast Miss Amanda was 46 just saying uh okay or yeah yep that's right uh so anyways we were that young yeah yeah we were yeah no shit uh so this is season six episode 261 and we got a good show shout out okay so we got some sponsors we got some new sponsors and we're fucking damn jazzed about our sponsors. First off, our brand new and our exclusive in drink spike prevention and safety sponsor is MyCupCondom.com. MyCupCondom. Now, it is super cool. We're going to have this. You can see them. Actually, my shipment gets here tomorrow, believe it or not. It covers any size drink, bottle, whatever it is, is a 100 biodegradable cover for your drink you can actually go to mycupcondom.com backslash discount backslash casbah 10 you get a 10 discount off of any of your orders so please check them out for sure also don't forget you want a great sex toy you want to fucking ride right into fucking happy crappy cum-jisms everywhere, go to Motobunny.com. That's right. Check it out. So, did you just figure out what I did there? That's another one of our sponsors. Woo-hoo! And it is barbecue season. In fact, right now, as we speak, there are five, count them, five fucking pork butts that are... Being smoked? No, they're not being smoked yet. They're soaking. They're being brined. They're being gently missed. They're being jizzed in the Pineapple Paradise rub. And from our good friends at SmokeAndMeatBBQTreats.com, five great rubs to make your summer taste delicious. That's SmokeAndMeatBBQTreats.com. And don't forget to check out all of the great stories at asnlifestonemagazine.com we'll talk about them about more about them in a little bit anyways okay so obviously we got all kinds of cool shit coming up crazy summer nights it's coming our first june crazy summer nights is coming up and it's our melee edition right and we each came up with our own editions right so the crazy summer nights the june melee edition is yours it's for your birthday weekend because your birthday is the 13th so which is actually i don't know what day is actually tuesday so we'll record it on your birthday we'll record on your birthday again but we're still going to talk about it today and then august is mine a hot to touch uh edition for the summer one So, but being that it is summertime and both our birthdays are in the summer and being the fact that we are now, we are at that awkward age and swinging. It's kind of how I look at it. You know, there's that awkward age when you grow up, like right, you know, from the little kid to like preteen before you're a teenager type thing. We're not an awkward age of swinging, but we are at a really cool but unique spot. Because, obviously, now we're both in our 50s, right? So, we are not the young hip now swingers anymore. We're not the older group of swingers because there's a lot of swingers 60 plus 65 plus actually we're somewhere in the middle but the reality is if you look at the demographics of swingers the bulk of swingers run between ages 35 and 55 and so we're right in that thing. And so the thing is, is that we are, swing has changed for us in the last 12 years, almost 13 years now. So, and, but this show is not about the negative of it, but we talk, oh, wait, I'm sorry. Oh, we fuck a lot of people all the time. Bang, that's all we do.
Speaker2: Yay.
Speaker1: Okay, Gary, we got that out of the way. Now we're like all the other shows uh anyways but no so but we actually talk about shit that really people are going through and a lot of people in their 40s are going through it as well you start to go through it and that's what we're going to talk about so I'm not here's the thing everybody listening goes cool's gonna be sticking picking on Amanda I'm not picking Miss Amanda. Okay, one yes. Britt says it best. She looks fucking like 40 and younger. Real quick, for those who don't know, listening, you should be watching it on our YouTube channel. You can. You can be watching live. Or on our secret Facebook page. It's in 4K. You can see my real age. Or our secret Facebook page, Kaz Bank. Shh, don't tell the others. So we'll we'll have people turning in helping out as we go so i'm not picking on miss amanda but it is because your birthday well let's let's talk about a little bit because i think the reality is everybody goes oh there's a ton of difference between for a woman getting older and a man getting older and i'm going to maintain my discussion with this is there's not as much different there's more similarities than maybe we like to think so what I want to ask you first is as we've transitioned from we were in we were in our early 40s we only started we were young right so as as you've transitioned now in your 50s what do think, what's been the biggest thing that's probably changed for you? I mean, what's the – well, actually, okay, wait. I'm going to cheat a little bit. The first thing we all know that changes, and it's changed for you and me both, is our hormones, right? Okay. I want to take that take that it's a huge part of it but i want to talk about mentally like how we how we play what it's like to play how we feel mentally what's changed for you or is there really anything that you can think of that's changed for you going from your 40s into your 50s does that make sense mentally well or just how you feel or think about shit with it either way you know everything's pretty much the same i mean yeah it well because some of it's not age-related oh okay like self-confidence it's not age related you don't but do you think okay i it's okay i i don't believe that with you completely but that's all right i don't i i don't i i think that i think that you have i believe that you have put the work in you put in more work now and your age was a factor to help motivate you to keep looking the best you could look. I, I, I mean, I, I think it was, you know, you reached that point you wanted to, but I think you didn't want to be like, I didn't want to hit 50 and not like what I look like.
Speaker2: Right. Right.
Speaker1: So, so I can see that. Thank you. think you didn't want to be like I didn't want to hit 50 and not like what I look like right right so so I can see that let me ask you about in terms of playing okay because so for people that don't know you when we first got into this had a big thing and a lot of people do you have we have all boys so it's been a big deal to you earlier on the only one that thinks it no you're not no but for you it was guys on the age that you would play with because of the age of the boys okay well now our young our oldest one's 30 so if you don't start fucking younger you're gonna be fucking someday i'll be able to fuck 60 year olds it is what it is i can stick with the guys in their 40s but has that has that changed is there are you more open now as are you willing to open but you have to have a lot of you'd have to prove me otherwise yeah yeah you you're way more critical and judgy of of younger younger people than you used to be younger guys would Would you be that way with girls?
Speaker2: No. Why?
Speaker1: I don't know why. Okay. So you'd be more, you'd have no problem fucking just going to fucking munch town on a 20-something. No. Haven't I? Well, you fucked a 20-something guy, but. No, but I have a girl. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, I'm just, I'm just telling for the people at home it's just what i'm talking about so now but you don't feel like anything's changed in that part of it for you like your attitude towards anything i think your attitude has changed i i think you are you don't have as much of a i have very little tolerance for anything, but you, you have much less tolerant for like cheeseball shit than you used to. As you've gotten older, especially for younger, the dude that wants to be your fucking boy toy, you have about as much tolerance for his shit as.
Speaker3: I think more because he approached it, can I be your bull?
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: Or do you want a bull? And I'm like, no, not really.
Speaker1: Well, but you don't tolerate much from the little boy so to speak no you don't want anybody calling you mommy no you don't want anybody walking going oh that gray in your hair sparkles makes it so sexy no but I'm supposed to because girls like salt and pepper maybe maybe guys do too maybe guy a 35 year old goes that's really hot well there was one time you said oh can you turn
Speaker3: your hair gray like all these girls are doing i'm like yeah but they're like 20 dying their hair gray it looks hot an old person dying their hair gray doesn't it looks natural it makes them look older I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don dying their hair gray does, and it makes them look older. It makes them look older. Now, there's probably a good, this much of my hair that's natural. So, how much does it glisten? No, there's not that much of it. There's not that much of it that's natural right now. No, no. Huh? There's not much of it that's natural right now. This much of my root. My dying ass. I have not colored it since February. The fuck you haven't. Do not make me bring our kid in here. Do not make... I will bring our kid in here right fucking now. When was the last time I did it? I did it before we went to Vegas. Right fucking now. I might have done it right before the birthday bash. After that, I have not. Oh, my God. Are you going to stick with that answer? Well, but the old age goes memory, apparently. Text Holden. Text Holden to come here right now.
Speaker3: No. I'm
Speaker1: going to yell for him to come here right now. No. Yes, I am, because we are going to fucking
Speaker3: nip this bullshit. When do you think I last
Speaker1: called it? You did it like a month ago. No. Oh, my God. Hold god hold on hold that come here okay okay this is we're not we're like do you know where that was at that you fucked with it yeah yeah i do it's okay i look here's the thing i this is there's a certain thing of this that i have to stick to my guns a little bit because there's nothing wrong with it i'm just saying so none of my hair has grown out i mean i hate to that's just like there's glistening no okay all right here comes our here comes our okay holden when mom is maintaining she has not dyed her hair since february or at least april that's bullshit do you have to get the same looks he does when When did she last dye her hair? Like a month ago? No, it's been longer than... Okay, so it's June, so late April at the longest. So I said April. You originally said fucking February. Thank you very much. So the key is that, yeah, there you go. Okay, so just saying. Apparently. There's nothing wrong with it. It's still not that gray is all I'm saying. All I'm saying is that, okay, we already are off the fucking rails. How did we already get off the fucking rails? Because of you. No, because you're making line about shit over here. Okay, so, but nothing else has changed. Mentally, nothing has changed. Oh, we got a subject? How you like to play. What I'm trying to talk about, what we're trying to get for people is an understanding of, like, how age does or does not play into the changes. Because, look, there's shit that is different now than it was before. She's a smoke show always. Look at him sucking up to you. Look at him sucking up to you. Holy fucking shit. Well, it's Todd, of course.
Speaker2: Wow.
Speaker3: I play the same. I might get a little bit more adventurous. No, am I as flexible? No.
Speaker1: I was going to say, do you get a little more sore? No, actually, you're the one that gets sore. I don't. Ha ha ha. That's it. Yeah. You've actually, you're like the Johnny Fever of the lifestyle. Okay, anybody remembers this is totally gonna date me i'm 50 fuck you uh it's the johnny fever of the the thing in the episode where him and venus flytrap they bring a cop in and they drink just to see how like how much your your like response time slows down as you get drunk and the more more Johnny Fever drinks, the faster his goes.
Speaker2: That's you. As you've gotten older, now you're stripping. Now you're doing porn.
Speaker1: Dinner once!
Speaker2: Now you're fucking doing all this shit, right?
Speaker3: So you actually went the exact opposite.
Speaker2: Like, when all these 20-somethings are starting at OnlyFans page,
Speaker3: you're like, fucking milf me, bitches. Well, but you also have to understand, when we started off in the lifestyle...
Speaker1: You're wearing no bra right now.
Speaker3: When we started off in the lifestyle, I was a size bigger than I am now.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: So, I got bigger, and then I lost it. So, of course, I'm going to have more energy. Of course, I'm going to be a little bit more self-confident.
Speaker1: You have a boyfriend, a long-term friend with benefits that you didn't have a friend with benefits supposed to like be short-lived well you're going on three and a half years like you're gonna have a common law friend with benefit thing and there's some sort of contract you get avid shit or something you didn't have anything you get like his bicycle or some shit and i'm just saying so you've done the've put the exact opposite extremists that most people go. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So, where others of us, we've started to do things like get sore. Shit hurts. Now. Cramps more often. Was I not, okay, so TMI, and I know it's so wonderful, but not like we don't tell each other sex stories anyway. So when was the last time I was over at his house? Sunday? Mm-hmm. Sunday morning. Yep, yep. I'm on top. You go, girl. And I'm just going away, and all of a sudden, he had his hands on my hips, and all of a sudden, my hip went pop and he goes oh he goes oh my gosh did that hurt and i'm like actually no it didn't at all and he goes that was loud and i felt it so you're willing to admit then that basically um so yeah sex sounds change as you've gotten older There's now a whole new level of snap, crackle, and pop Scary, it's true Okay, so Would you say
Speaker2: That there's now there's now a whole new level snap crackle and pop yeah scary okay so would you say
Speaker1: now this at this at this point uh would you say you're getting more are you on the upswing of the lifestyle for you or you're in the downswing of the lifestyle for you let's say we we all know that this shit has a life i was gonna say we're just kind of going yeah but i mean the the thing Thank you. Let's say it, we all know that this shit has a lifespan. I was going to say, we're just kind of going. Yeah, but I mean, the thing is, I truly believe at least the playing part probably has a lifespan. I mean, it's going to reach a point where it's like, okay, yeah. Do you think you're still in the upswing or do you think you're peeking out and headed on the downswing? I know what I think the answer is. Well, honestly, probably what you think it is. Because right now it's on the upswing. Right. Which I think is ironic. 12 years in, almost 13 years in, we're on the upswing. I mean, we started off. We started off. We shot right out of the fucking gate. Right. And, you know, that was a totally different ball game back then. And then it just kind of, I wouldn't say it crashed, but damn near. And then it was steady. It wasn't slow moving. Just like everybody else, you know, you have a couple weekends of hookups and then nothing for like a couple of months. We were trying to find ourselves though then. I think we had more physical issues then. And I think a lot of people, part of why I want to do this, I think a lot of people in their 40s are. I think a lot of people are trying to have them. But also think about it. When you start taking hormones, because, you know, we all know, I hit 51 and everything dried out so bad it hurt to walk. Right. Try having sex with that shit. Fuck that. So you get put on hormones, but it isn't until, like, gosh, August of last year was when I actually started going to the hormone doctor. Right. Once he put me on testosterone, holy shit, hang on to your ass, because I get turned on but that but the irony of that was when we first started you were going into your you were hitting a sexual peak you were like you wanted you were horny i hit mine at 41 yeah we had just started we were in it we'd been in and then you really hit your fucking sexual peak and and things were really fucking is starting to. You were down to fuck, which is when I started to have my issues, right? And I think, honestly, I think that's part of why I want to do this. I want the people that are in their 40s or that have started in this and are starting on that first stretch of when shit starts changing, there is, like, light at the end of the tunnel because i agree with you i think that we're on it on it probably on our the sexual adventure on the upswing you look at what this summer has in store it's totally going uphill it's like going up a mountain just fast-paced just the amount of fun that we're having for one one here's the joy one of the things of age there's a lot of negative and it's very easy to find the eeyore it's easy to find the negative it's easy to find the negative but part of the cool part of turning the ages and being in our 50s like you reach a point quite literally where my give a fuck is gone and not in a bad way what i mean by that is i will tell you we everybody who's heard go back and listen to the first episode when i talk about our first swinging experience and the fucking woman had a fucking blender for a mouth that was just gnawing my dick to shreds and trying to rip it off i didn't have the ability to say ouch stop it that hurts hey let's do this if i would have said anything i would have said ouch stop it i wouldn't be able to follow up with anything else from there the joy of being the age as we are now is let me ask you are you afraid to tell the guy stop that hurts hey hey no we can't do that no because you know you take certain medications and okay so the testosterone cream you rub on your labia okay and then your shoulder doctor are you gonna have an issue with that? No, I'm not.
Speaker3: But it does make your clit enlarge. With that, it's more sensitive. So someone rubs it just like they used to like three years ago.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: Now it's like, oh, don't.
Speaker1: But I'm not even talking the physical part of it. I'm talking the mental ability, the confidence to say, this is what I like. Don't do that. I don't like that. I like this. Okay, wait a minute. I think that you're more in it. It's more challenging. As we continue dealing with your OnlyFriends, will you have problems? Our OnlyFans. Our OnlyFans. OnlyFriends, we fuck you say ouch no i don't like that we're doing no we're doing it this way don't do that i think the ability to say i think the ability to tell people hey i appreciate your friendship it's great i'm not interested in fucking hey you know i i feel like our part of what's making it so awesome is when you're new. Look, I remember going through the times being new where you have one extreme where it's like you're afraid to tell anybody no. Because you're like, well, then no one will ever fuck us again. And then you go through the stage where you're like, you don't want to hurt feelings. And you're like, eh. And then you reach the point where, look, I flat out admitted to a girl that I wanted to fuck. That part of the reason we never fucked was kind of honestly because I was dealing with a fucking hemorrhoid. And it's no fun when you feel like you're bleeding out your ass. And, I mean, the degree of honesty with that kind of shit and going, I don't care anymore. Like, here are i like this i don't like that i like this i don't like that i think that i think that we are we're learning how yes we're we're not i don't think we're done learning well no of course not you're never done learning but i think that that's part of the cool part. And I think understanding like, so you coming to grips with, everything's dried out. It hurts. This isn't working. Me coming to grips with, I have a half the time my dick doesn't work. I have a problem with this. Coming to grips with some of the shit as it starts happening because when it first starts to happen to you you don't maybe you're listening to this and you're one of the people in your 40s and you're starting to have this and you're like oh no kudos but for most people we don't want to admit it I did acupuncture for three fucking years to try to find a magic solution to my dick issues Let's go. for three fucking years to try to find a magic solution to my dick issues. You know, then you get to the point you get over that now. You know, you have no problem. I'm much more apt to say now, I'd love to. Shit ain't gonna work. End of story. Because some days, shit ain't gonna work. It is what it is. And that part is part of what I think is so fucking cool about where we're at in this, like, the getting older. I think that what would be fun is to hear what people, what other people think of us as getting older. Because I don't think we have mellowed. I don't believe you have to mellow as you get older. We have friends in the lifestyle that we've known for a long time, since the beginning, that they have, as they got older, they mellowed. We have not mellowed. We have not mellowed in the fucking movies. Sometimes I think I have, but... You have, but I'm dragging your ass along. No, you really haven't because you weren't that much... I was dragging you to begin with, so... That's true. I don't regret that we haven't mellowed. like i i don't believe that just because we have a certain age, then we have to, you know. What lube do you like best? Actually, the majority of the time, I use Spunk. Yeah, we use a lot of Spunk. Spunk Lube, they're a sponsor on the Full Swap Radio. That was perfect. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think that... I just... There were times in our 40s that as getting older, it was almost terrifying to think what was coming. It was like, if this is the amount of, at least it was for me, if this is the amount of shit I'm having now, we're going to be fucking, by the time we're 50, we want to be in a lifestyle. I mean, there were times it felt like that, and now it's like, no.
Speaker3: Yeah, no, I don't.
Speaker1: For some reason, I don't look into the future bullshit yeah really yeah i've i've snuck up though yours was like i'm horny i'm fine and all of a sudden quick well let's also face it when i thought menopause was just hot flashes and i couldn't fucking wait surprise that's all you ever heard people talk about oh i hit menopause was just hot flashes and I couldn't fucking wait. Surprise! That's all you ever heard people talk about. Oh, I hit menopause. These hot flashes are horrible. Oh, there's a shit ton more that goes to it than that. That's not even the icing on the cake. You were one moody bitch. Yes, as you take
Speaker3: estrogen blockers and you have menopause
Speaker1: symptoms. And let me tell you what, guys. Hot flashes are a motherfucker. Just gonna tell ya. Holy fuck.
Speaker3: I never actually got a lot of hot flashes. I had maybe like two weeks total of hot flashes
Speaker1: and that was it. Good God.
Speaker3: It was all the other shit that sucked my ass.
Speaker1: I can't wait for the dog days of summer when I'll be fucking laying in a giant tub of ice out there trying to fucking cool my fucking Thank you. It was all the other shit that sucked at us. I can't wait for the dog days of summer when I'll be fucking laying in a giant tub of ice out there and trying to fucking cool my fucking hot flash ass heaven off out there. That's so funny. My dick works, but fuck, I'm going to die. It's awesome. You'll taper out, I think. Okay, my dick works, so it works out. Okay, so is it harder for you this is it harder for you so it's it's the acceptable concept in the lifestyle seriously of daddy issues right shannon don't laugh of daddy of daddy issues we joke about i joke about it all the time right right i'd walk into a bar and know who's got daddy issues or grandpa issues or i bought my santa suit years before because i can get pussy off of that all that shit right that's acceptable things so has that been a challenge for you because obviously not just you but most people you don't hear a lot of women going oh sweet he's got mommy issues that's not some i'm sure there's people out there that do but that's not as much of a thing has that been a challenge for you or do you think it's a challenge for other women as they get older in the lifestyle what to find people that have mommy issues no not no fuck no but i'm like am i really following along where guys can justify fucking super younger girls because they have the daddy issues and it's no no one sits there and goes oh my god i can't believe you're fucking a 20 something year old at 50 years old everybody's fucking high-fiving because you rock okay but you don't see like the ladies going sweet you're banging a fucking every younger woman likes to fuck older men say guys aren't even can't fuck worth a shit so you don't tell women go man i'm banging a 20 year old whoo is that there's some people that do but i should you just be open-minded and try some new younger dick i could it would probably get harder longer right but how experienced are they got actually just going to get off for themselves if you get on want to pleasure you if you get on top and just say lay there sit and just fucking right on that thing until it fucking implodes there was one time i had a 20 something he did a couple of pumps and said how does that feel you can't base everything off of one time this is like when i sold cars don't judge me off the last car salesman you have, and I won't judge you off the last customer I had. Don't, I won't judge you off your dick. You know, I won't judge you off the last dick I had, don't judge me off the last pussy you had. Remember, I was young once, and you thought I was a good fuck back then.
Speaker3: We were both inexperienced.
Speaker1: You, but the fuck, either one of us were inexperienced by the time we were fucking. I wasn't inexperienced. Were you? The fuck you weren't and the fuck I wasn't. Okay, we were more inexperienced. We counted how many people we had slept with before Ian. Yes, and even then, even when we started fucking, in our early 20s, 2021, actually 19 and 20, we were both in double digits. The average people fucked like 7. So we were already in double digits and we were 19 and 20.
Speaker3: So... I remember we counted like 15 or 17. Yeah, we
Speaker1: weren't that inexperienced, yes, compared to now where we're fucking making a run for triples, but that's beside the point. But back then, we weren't necessarily that inexperienced. I mean, you couldn't suck a dick to save your life. And I couldn't eat a pussy to save my life. If someone caught my attention and impressed me enough, I'd probably give it a shot. So what you're saying is you're more okay. But do you feel like, to a a degree as a woman you're getting fucking screwed over not in the good way because you know it's okay and obviously you've watched me get very fucking enamored with younger girls i'm fucking younger girls now than i ever did when i was you know right younger so what's what's the question? So do you feel like you're getting cheated? By not talking younger ones? Look, if you talk to somebody like my mom's age, who hates all men and women that are going, oh, you know, just look at these young women because they're tits and they're rah. Do you feel like that you're at the age where it's like, oh, great. All the guys are just busy paying attention to the 20-somethings so they don't give two fucks about us old, I'm putting quotes for those just listening, quote, old people. Yes and no. There are times, well. Now we find some good gators. no you know if there's like this really pretty young woman comes in, you might go, okay, you don't stand a chance. Okay, I'll go to another party and find one, you know, but then he had. But you were doing that 13 years ago when we walked into it. I wasn't that young. But you were going, if there was anybody younger, on the page every time. Anytime I've had people bitch about somebody on the page, it was always women. And it was always because it was a 20-something or a 30-something and put a fucking hot picture on. And then I would just get fucking barraged with these fucking things. Because everybody's husband is like... Are you past that now? you can fuck better than i will say it even though i'm currently fucking younger girls as a general rule you still fuck better than 99 of the girls out there at at 51 there's a reason why a majority i now use majority of porn stars are in their 20s. Because guys want the younger women like you just admitted not but 10 minutes ago. But, no. You're hoping they have daddy issues. That's because I'm old. Younger guys want mils. When I was every Not necessarily. The first girl I fucked in college. Well, you had to yell. The first girl I fucked in college, yes, I do, was a fucking 29-year-old pizza delivery fucking stoner bitch.
Speaker3: Oh, that's before you met me.
Speaker1: Yes, she was a fucking train wreck. I didn't have to want my dick in her to know she was batshit crazy. I saw that when she, at 30 years old, delivered our pizza to the dorm as her main job and was willing to fucking hit on me and I was dorky as fuck when I first came to college dorky as fuck when I first came to college and fuck me now I didn't get something that night I'll never know anyways because even then it was the concept of an older woman alright now I gotta read this this because jason jason is an awesome guy he's a friend of ours fuck you you're totally sucking up dude now i'm fun jason puts um i like women of any age over connect which now as you mature as a guy you do you get okay hold on we're gonna i gotta do pause pausebreak here. Hey, you know what? If you want to hear this show, Crazy Truth About Swinging, and some of the other top shows in the industry, you need to make sure you download FS Radio. That's the app for Full Swap Radio. And check out all the shows. Live shows are coming. Huge announcement coming for the end of August. You want to be there listening to all the great shows, changing the way you listen to the lifestyle. Also, don't forget our good friends at asnlifestylemagazine.com. Three million readers can't be wrong. If you want to know what's going on in the adult world as well as the swinging world, make sure you check out asnlifestyleMagazine.com today. Don't forget until June 30th, you can vote twice a day, ASNLifestyleMagazineAwards.com. You can vote for us, Best Retail Shop, Full Swap Shop, Best Supporting Business, Full Swap Radio, as well as Best Trade Show, Expo, or Convention, Crazy Winter Nights. The only two-time, two-time winner of that award. Vote today. Okay. Okay, so. It is about personality. Now. It is about if you have the guts to come up and talk to me. Now. Now, a majority of the guys I hook up with are five to ten years younger than I am. Now. Well, you always want to be young guys. I'm younger than she is even if I don't look like it. And I would say, okay, early on it was a lot of blondes. I don't know. You and I both have issues with blondes. I don't know. Thank God you don't like medical field or you'd have a much better life than you have right now. You like salesmen. Sucker! No, you're going to be a lawyer sucker i i agree now personality i i can say as i have gotten older and and i actually like this a lot as i've gotten older quite honestly that if you ask me what my type is yes if you ask most people on our groups and pages what my type is, they can tell you what my type is. Blonde, I like tits, I like ass, I like long hair. And if it's in the medical or anything, just fucking send them over the top. As much as, and when I was was younger like I loved a dirty girl dirty girls turned me the fuck on, dirty girls still turn me the fuck on but the reality of it is, which you weren't any of those things but the reality of it is is that now type gets thrown out the window for personality and connection the right if i can if i can laugh with you and i can joke with you and if i can crack a joke while we're fucking or whatever that takes priority you think back to the one time we took the one couple home from the bar don't even know their names care to them. He was the one where you made her
Speaker3: squirt. He kept spitting on his dick. Yeah. There was
Speaker1: absolutely
Speaker3: no personality there. You tried to crack a joke and no one laughed.
Speaker1: Pause one second. Guys, let me give you one huge tip to Miss Amanda, to success with Miss Amanda, because now she'll tell you, if you take and spit on your dick to get it in her, you're done. I can also tell you, as her husband, even for me, to be as smart as to have spit on her cooter one time, it is done. Just so you know, spitting on Miss Amanda's about it better okay so if there's lube handy use lube yeah please but he kept spitting on his dick didn't want you to suck it it wasn't getting hard so spitting on it to jack off to get it hard it just wasn't working for me but i was like so the point of that was the personality wasn't there. The couple, they were just kind of
Speaker3: just blah.
Speaker1: Right. So how did we end up with them? Is that what you wanted to kind of know?
Speaker3: No. So I'm just pointing out the fact that how fun was it?
Speaker1: For me, it was a blast. But I can tell you, what happened there was this is where Mr. Rum, he just kicked me. This is why you gotta watch what you drink because honestly in today's world fast forward that couple there's no fucking way because you couldn't crack jokes with them i would crack jokes and they would just look at me like like you're wearing the moment it was like are you fucking kidding me if i slip when i'm trying to if we're trying to fucking and like my hip goes out or i fucking my elbow fucking falls and i fall to bed and you don't laugh that's a problem because that's fucking funny and that's where that so we got to read a couple of these uh vince says amanda always looks like she's 29 and always hot i agree rob i'm with jason i don't even pay attention. I've always gravitated towards older when I was younger and definitely now. But younger is fine, too.
Speaker2: Absolutely.
Speaker1: Brian, age is only a number, and I believe the connection is what's more important. If you really connect to someone, you share a great experience in the bedroom.
Speaker2: Absolutely.
Speaker1: Todd, right there with Jason and Rob, always gravitate towards older. I can honestly say now that, yes, personally,'t when i was in college a hole was important look here's a lot of people can take some mega high road road fucking bullshit when i came to college i was on a mission from god to stick my dick in as many girls as humanly possible. And I went at it with vigor and enthusiasm, and I was good at it. Bottom line, I could be hammered drunk, hammered drunk, and I could get it up. Pause. Yeah. You hit on me in college. Yes. We went to my dorm room, and it took you four hours just sitting there till i finally said are you gonna kiss me or what yes and do you know why no why i'm gonna go back what did i say that i was looking for when i was in college dirty girls oh dirty girls look my friends would go out we'd all go to go party and my friends i'm gonna get fucked up or they go we're gonna go get laid we're gonna go get laid i said i'm gonna go out and get fucked up so we'd go out no matter what i was successful my friends come home lonely drunk and jack off because they didn't get laid now when we're out at the parties these fuckwads are busy going after every fucking uh i'm just gonna say because i was into the stoner the dirty girl so i wasn't the sorority the stereotypical sorority look not ripping on sorority girls just saying that look my friends were all hitting on these girls they were all dressed all nice and with the nice sweaters and all this bullshit what was my look hold on i was going after the girls at parties look if you had fuck me boots on a short skirt walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck. If it's wearing short skirts, no underwear and fuck me boots and slamming beers right with me, that bitch is probably going to fuck. And you know what? Guess what? She probably did. You, you did not fit any of those. You, when you stood your ground with me, when we first came into the dance, and I popped off to you because I wasn't used to anybody fucking standing their ground to me. Especially not any girls. And I popped off to you and you turned, you spun. You didn't fucking.
Speaker3: Let's give the basis.
Speaker1: He's sitting out there talking with one of the head dorm dads or what the fuck you call them. Bitching at me for being fucking drunk. He goes, you're just here for the food, aren't you? Me had to lip back. Some of us do like to dance. You didn't just say to keep going. You stopped, stopped spun around and faced me and fucking did the neck and the attitude right in my fucking face and then turn before i could say a word turn right back on and sashayed your happy ass right into the dance and it was like oh holy shit the dude at the time was like whoa and i, and that was fucking, you know when I'm learning these new things that turned me on? That was like, holy fuck.
Speaker3: So I need to lip off to you more.
Speaker1: Not now. I'm past it. So the thing is, is that, and then you did that the whole night. Then I'm like a fucking peacock over there doing anything to get your fucking attention and you, mind you everybody she graduated in 89, I graduated in 91 even though she's only a year older than I am so the thing is, is that she'd been out, she'd lived on her own you were way more experienced in the world and you knew how to fucking flirt with guys and I was used to flirting with little girls
Speaker3: no I didn't, I wasn't flirting with anybody
Speaker1: you had been in the real world and I was high school girls in my brain so, and all of a sudden I don't. I wasn't flirting with anybody. You had been in the real world, and I was high school girls in my brain. So, and all of a sudden, I'm trying to get your attention, and you're like, eh. It was like, and I wasn't used to it, because here's the thing. I'd go to parties. I'd go, I was just as loud and outgoing. Wait, you were the center of attention? I know, hard know hard to believe and so all of a sudden and you intimidated the fuck out of me but i knew that i wanted that so that's you didn't this five foot nothing you didn't fit any other things here was you were hot and you had this attitude you didn't fit any of it you didn't look there was nothing about your attitude that said, I'm gonna get to fuck her, cause she'll fuck anyway, no that wasn't it, and you fucking stood your ground to me, I was like, oh that's why, that's why it took four hours, cause trust me, you were the only fucking girl, the entire time that I was in college, when I was fucking other girls, that I ever, most girls were like if you didn't give me the attention that I want right then, fuck you, move on. You were the only girl. I didn't, I didn't chase. I danced with you when you asked. No, you ate a Cheeto for 17 fucking minutes until I, forever before you finally said yes, but, but that's, but that's why. Yeah, you were not, you were not my time. And then we danced the rest of the night, didn't we? Then we danced the rest of the night. And then you took total charge and you proved what a fucking outgoing, easy hot slut you were because then you took me outside because I looked hot and then you took me up to your
Speaker2: room.
Speaker3: It's a hint.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: And then eventually you're like, are you going to fucking kiss me or what?
Speaker3: Do I go up to my room?
Speaker2: Yeah. Hint.
Speaker1: And then you're fucking, next thing you know, you're riding my dick and it's like.
Speaker2: Hint.
Speaker1: And here we are now. And look who won that whole fucking thing. Fucking music on. Hint. Just saying. See, I don't have the... This is the other reason why I like being older now. Because I don't have those... I don't play the fucking games. I'm not any good at the games. I wasn't... I was only good at the games back then because I was too fucking young and stupid to know any better. And I had complete booze, you know, that attitude. Any girl sober, I wasn't going to talk to shit. No fucking way. But I had, you know, liquid courage, pulsating food. I didn't have blood. I just had straight fucking booze running through my system. So, believe it or not, I don't have a college degree. But I did have three children by the time I left college. didn't have three but you know just saying so it's one of those things so yes now personality we have totally got all butterflyed again there anyways yeah so so what were we talking about so okay so but you do you don't you don't do you feel like we kind of had it but do you feel like uh your pool to choose from has has increased stayed the same or lessened since you as you've gotten older since you since you went over since you had 50? I think it stayed the same. I think that's something, I agree, but I think that's something that probably, I think for guys sometimes it actually has increased because you have, look, I don't truly believe there's such things daddy issues, really, right? I think really what it is is that it's experience and it's communication. I think what makes... Some of it's security. Well, I think part of what makes an older guy more appealing is that we are smarter or we don't. When you're young, you are crashed. You are fucking whatever, and you don't really give a shit. You don't understand to watch, see how a girl responds and stuff. You don't do any of those things so you just take in you know you just take in you you're you're more in tune and so in turn i think it is appreciated by your female partners more so i don't necessarily think it's a daddy issue thing i think that guys have the same fears that women have i think that there are other things at the bottom line is it doesn't matter what you do. Your dick doesn't get as hard. Your stamina is not the same. The gray hairs bother you. The rolls, the fucking, there's not the strength. All those things play against you, but you have to learn to play on your, your strengths change, if that makes sense. But you wanted to read something.
Speaker3: Well, the lifestyle is and will always be a constant change. And if you're going to remain in the lifestyle, you have to be willing to evolve and change with it or else you'll be left behind. So you have to pay attention and move forward with the lifestyle. I was just thinking that earlier with, I was going to compare it to technology. There's always something to learn.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Just like technology is always evolving. So you're always learning something new i agree i agree but that reminded me of me thinking that i see i i thought of watching basketball with our youngest all the time as he's as really good pro athletes get older their game changes you know because their strengths change and they they learn how to but i also i also think at least for me getting older i'm more laid back right yeah i agree i agree that for me too i mean yeah if someone i go oh they're hot they're hitting somebody else, oh, go have your fun. Yeah. Yeah. Either it happens or it doesn't. Okay, move on. Yeah, it's the priority, not chasing getting laid and having, it makes the lifestyle way more fun. Mm-hmm. Not going, going hunting. Don't kid yourself. It's fun. It's always fun to get hit on. Well, exactly. And there's times it's, it's, there's times it's fun to, to quote unquote, go hunting. But, I don't know, it, more times than not, hunting means you don't, you don't end up with anything. It just doesn't happen. Letting things happen naturally is way more fun. It becomes more exciting. You don't have that pressure, fuck what time is it, fuck shit, run out of time, run out of time run out you just don't have that but you change a lot as a person with age too though well you look as your as your your views of the world changes you live more of it so you're like fuck you know you you see things way different i mean i don't know i mean i found more self-discovery yes getting older than you know i ever did before i think as a guy you tend to want to hunt more it's not so much for me for me as a guy okay it's not so much that it's actually the act of fucking, right? It's, when a girl will make out with me, when I can get a hot girl to make out with me, that can be literally as satisfying as fucking. And the thing with that is, the reason for that, quite honestly, is that for me as a guy, you want to know you still can. Because I made the comment, I was talking with a friend on Monday. And I made the comment. Talking was involved? I think it was at times the i made the comment talking was involved it was at times i made the comment that man if that person could only know me when i was younger right and so sometimes you just want to know you just want to know that you still a 20 something would still be interested in you like you don't actually have to fuck him. I think that's why I make out so much. Why you always do it when I make out with girls. Mentally, that's like a win for me. That's saying I still can. You can. Every woman can. Whether you believe it or not, you can absolutely pick up a younger guy. Just like I have a 27-year-old message me. I have one guy that told me that he wanted to go to KSN, and if I did, he was going to make sure that he fucked me, and he was super young. Yeah. I'm just like. I mean, yeah. And everyone, look, women of all ages come to me all the time because guys are super thirsty and are all over them, right? But for a guy, you just, especially in the lifestyle, here's the reality, we're going to be at a campground this weekend, and there's going to be guys of all ages, right? And there's going to be guys that have way more more hair we know how i'm big on my hair so hair is why i use hair they're gonna have way way more way more hair than i'm gonna have they're gonna be maybe not rip but they're gonna be way they're gonna be better shape they're not gonna have the wrinkles they're not gonna have all the you know they're not gonna have their hips aren't going to be making weird popping sounds, all right, all that shit. And so for a guy you just, especially a guy like me that, you know, my friends and I, I'm a Leo. So that attitude that the main, so to speak, was a big thing. It was a big thing when I was younger that we could walk into a room and I was noticed, right? So we would walk into a room and you and I could go in even before in a lifestyle. People wouldn't fuck with you because they were intimidated by me. Whatever, granted, that's immature and stupid, but you get where I'm going with it. Now I'm 50, almost 51 years old. The reality is you might be able to pull it off to intimidate some of those guys, but if shit came down to throwing down, eh, some of these 20-somethings would probably fucking kick my ass pretty fucking easy. They could. And my grandpa said this. My grandpa told my dad this one time. Right after he had heart surgery, he would go for it right? He had open heart surgery in the 80s. And it came and these young guys would drive by and yell shit at him. And he said that it was the hardest thing ever for him. Because back in the day, you know, Grandpa's not going to throw it fucking down, right? To know that you couldn't yell something back because you didn't have the ability anymore to hold your own in that situation and in the lifestyle for a guy how do you how do you know that you can still hold your own so to speak but part of the maturing process is also going okay do you have to sometimes you you finally reach that sweet spot i think i'm i think slowly getting there not there yet getting there that's like you you don't have to i already have the hottest bitch in the place right so to speak i already have i don't i don't have to i don't have to be able if there a 20-something that fucking just is the shit, is the fucking Greek god-looking dude, it's alright not to fucking, I don't have to beat him, so to speak, type of thing. You learn that.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: It's just, it's, aging is a cool fucking thing to deal with. It's fun now because for those of you that are just hitting this part where shit's starting to change, where your body's starting to change, where age is starting to catch up, don't give up on the lifestyle. Don't be like, trust me, you're going to go over this plateau, and there's a really cool field ahead of you. get there and you'll you'll actually probably i believe have a whole new fucking like this part of our journey is 20 times better than you know i would take the next four years probably over the first four years of art shit in the lifestyle even though we were stupid enough to start a page and podcast and stuff like that. Just... All right, there you go. What a great show. See, look at that. Look how we incorporated... I didn't pick on you.
Speaker3: You didn't pick on me.
Speaker1: I didn't pick on you.
Speaker3: FYI, he usually does for two months.
Speaker1: Not going to this time, because we're all over there now. She wouldn't remember it anyways. I'm just kidding. Do you think anybody learned anything about this one? I think this was a good show. By the way, we fuck a lot of people. Sex, pussy, dick. Yeah, I want to make sure the other shows, like, keep up. We're not titillating and tantalating, though. Do you know that any time I put anal sex, butt sex, ass sex in the title, any of our fucking shows, I will get, like, almost two times as many hits on that show. Like, every show needs to be named Taken in the Ass, and then I'll fucking... Fuck my ass, there you go. If I put that in the title... Amanda wants me to fuck her ass. If I put Amanda Wants Butt Play, Amanda Wants Butt Sex, then we'll get all kinds of hits. It'll have nothing to do with anything, but we'll go from there.
Speaker2: Brian, we all, like, deserve to feel good.
Speaker3: And when we find good people, share good experience and find ourselves appreciating life more.
Speaker2: Those people we meet and become friends with.
Speaker1: Absolutely. Tell me what. This shit's, we say it all the time. The lifestyle is not rocket science. It's really fucking not. But it can be a trip to the fucking out of this world if you want it. So, there you go. Hey, look at this. We're actually going in early. That being said, shout out to all of our sponsors again. Guys, folks, please, safety. Check out MyCupCondom.com. Again, it's MyCupCondom.com backslash discount backslash casbah10 to get a 10% discount. Something you absolutely want to do. These are really, really cool. asmlifesowmagazine.com. Again, check out all the great news, articles, and information. Make it a habit to read your edition each and every single month. Don't forget to vote for us. and barbecue season that's right smokingme Smokin' Meats BBQTreats.com S-M-O-K-I-N-M-E-A-T-S BBQT-R E-A-T-S.com. Get yours. Five different flavors to choose from. And don't forget to ride your motor bunny. And hey, by the way, I haven't forgot about them. We love them still. You know what? Sex is good. Sex is fun. If you're going to make a mess, don't do it on your sheets. Put down your nomorewetspotblanket.com today and make sure you put in full swap. Get a 10% discount. That's what we do. You can check the show notes. We'll have all those websites available for you as well. Don't forget to follow us at TikTok at crazytruth. Give me over 1,000 on my likes. A YouTube channel, youtube.com backslash Kazba. Visit our website, crazykazba.com. Send us emails at crazy.kazba at gmail.com. And follow us on Twitter at TruthCrazy. And remember, don't forget the name has changed. But the hosts are the same. Crazy Truth. The show's the same. About swinging. Check it out all your friends kids doing it the only way i know how the only way i want to the only way i ever motherfucking will casbah style out bye