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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i'm the host with the most i am cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and slightly irritated velma i mean miss amanda hey and uh uh we're here to uh you know talk to you about stuff see i've been trying to come up with new shit see how that works wow how's that working for you. Shitty? Mm-hmm. Fucking shitty and lame and quarantined and fucking... Nah! Speaker2: What? See, I've been trying to come up with new shit. See how that works? Wow. How's that working for you? Shitty. Mm-hmm. Speaker1: Fucking shitty and lame and quarantined and fucking. Speaker2: Nah. Wow. Speaker1: Anyways, this is season three. Still piling right through it. Season three, but guess what episode it is? Can you guess? Whoop, whoop. Speaker3: Is it the 99? Speaker2: Yep. Ah. And you know what? Fuck, we're dumb. We're dumb. What? We're so dumb. You have a red balloon on the table. Blown up. Fuck, we could have sat here and turned that motherfucker around for 99 times. One, ah. Two, ah. Three, 99 balloons. Ah. Speaker1: Yeah, I'm hoping Sesame Street soothes my ass. Speaker2: Wow. Speaker1: It is what it is. I don't fucking care because the Muppets fuck too. Speaker4: It is what it is. Speaker3: Are you sure about that? Speaker1: I'm pretty sure. Big Bird was banging fucking snuffy. Speaker3: Can't say Oscar got a lot of attention Speaker1: being sneaky and living in garbage can. Really? have you been on our muley page that's right oh i'm just fun and everybody knows i am almost anyway so just saying uh for those for those of you who don't know uh hey welcome to get out of your own little rocking off of sesame street into the real world uh we actually take and uh do this live from a socially acceptable distance because we're on air in our studio secluded away uh in front of our our huge facebook group it's a secret facebook group shh don't tell the others uh a secret group of uh crazy casbah uh which actually consists of six six pages and i just want a cookie six pages uh of of of insanity and whatnot so uh and i gotta tell you we got some things we got shit coming man like none other cool shit shit that everybody's gonna want to be a part of the fun kind uh not the nasty kind but the fun kind so uh real soon like next week on our 100th episode yay uh we're gonna be able to announce a new sponsor yay yay yeah you're damn right and you can already go to our website and see that sponsor just i'll give you a heads up no more wet spot.com we're an affiliate of them as well awesome so uh if you're a squirter I don't know.
Speaker4:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I don't know. I don uh if you're a squirter i don't have that or you know a squirter uh you know so you want to check those out but we'll have more information about them next week in the meantime uh this week don't forget to go visit our website www.crazycasba.com that can buy all your merch with an attitude. That's what we do. You can find out about our Kazba Cares program. We've already went over 300. If you fucking yawn already, I will kick your fucking ass. Oh, my God. That's a second one. Holy shit. Hey, guess what Miss Amanda told me she likes? Slap her ass and her tick clingles. Her tic doesn't do shit, but if you slap her ass, her clit tingles. Not all the time. Don't get to thinking that you can just smack my ass all the time. Like in 28 years, that's what I've just done. It's randomly just been on an ass slapping spree. You never know. No, I do know. I have not been slapping your ass randomly for 28 fucking years. Which, actually, it will be 28, yeah, 29? No, 29 years. What, since we've known each other? 28. Yeah, that's what I thought. 28 years next week. It'll be 28 years that we met and fucked for the very first time. That was the first night of the... And that's when the... Magic happened. And that's the story we're sticking with. That's when the one night stand that never ended started. No shit. No shit. And now it's just too damn pricey to move. No, I'm just kidding. The quarantine that does weird things. All the kids have left. It wouldn't cost you shit. Oh, it would cost me. Well, yeah. Trust me, it would would cost me I would be lonely and depressed and my mental health and sanity is not worth viewing it because I would be so lost with that whatever this is why we get late anywho so now you get late because I want to get off really like you need me your porn business is doing great
Speaker3:
that's not the same
Speaker1:
no but it will be as it continues to ramp up and yes she does have a porn business and yes it's fucking awesome I don't forget before we start talking into the show well actually i'm gonna wait to do that because that actually goes into what we're doing with the show today a little bit so um now we obviously we take things a lot of things fun and and carefree because that's what do. Because life is carefree and life will find a way. So, we want to take it. Again, I'm just working. If we can get sued, the publicity is what it's all fucking about. God, no shit. Yeah, you know. Look, how cool would it be to be able to say that those guys listen to our show? This is true. What are you going to get really going to sue us, you fucking dirty swingers? I'm sure it's not a computer program designed to hunt your ass down. Shut up, man. Don't ruin it for me. Just give me this moment. I keep hoping Will Smith and Will and Jada Smith will fucking call us up. And we all know they're swingers and they have an open lifestyle. Just see, now I'm definitely going to, now I'm headed into a fucking. No, that's just factual. It's all good. Anywho, so, yeah, we want to have fun and whatever. And so the questions, obviously, it's getting a little, shit's getting a little dicey. It's getting a little dicey because it is harder to go have rendezvous because everybody's locked down. So everybody's doing the right thing and not rendezvousing, right? In theory. No, dick and or pussy is not a requirement to get through this. This is a great time for your spouse. But what is really fucking awesome is, so people have asked us, because obviously our show is a little bit different. We have questions and whatever. So some of the questions that I've gotten asked this week, I don't know. fucking awesome is so people have asked us that because obviously our show is a little bit different. We have questions and whatever. So some of the questions that I've gotten asked this week, I thought were really, really awesome. So we're going to kind of combine the overall theme of what we were asked. Are you hopping around? Are you okay? You got to pee? No. What are you doing?
Speaker3:
I'm just moving my legs. Why not? I'm just bouncing. Jiggling my thighs. Making my whole body shake.
Speaker1:
I didn't know if your app was going off again. Mm, theme of the questions, I got a bunch of questions of, is basically what... I got questions from a lot of newbies. We got a lot of newbies that are like, they're trying to get into the lifestyle, you know, and obviously this is not the most ideal time to try to meet people in the lifestyle right now, face to face. And, but they finally found that courage. I mean, it would suck. You finally find the courage to go for it and everybody's on lockdown. So, you know, what are the things people are asking? Well, what are things that we can do to be ready in the lifestyle? How can we continue to go forward in the lifestyle without, you know, a couple of people were like, we don't want to wait because we finally got the courage to do this. We're afraid if we wait, they'll chicken out. That's been part of the question, so we're going to talk about that today. then we've also had the experienced swingers talking about well what what can we do for to to be ready for when the game is back ago when it's back to we can go fuck people what because people heard my smart ass comments about practice whacking and shit so so people are like well seriously what can we what can we be doing to we be doing to like, get ready when the show, when the all clear is sounded and, and the fucking is back on. Cause it is going to get fucking, holy shit. It's going to get stupid. Not stupid in a bad way. It's going to get stupid. Good. Orgies everywhere. Oh fuck, man. And there are just going to be people finding holes and sticks and using them and going to town. It's going to be almost old school when the all clear is given. I know. I don't think it will. I don't know. The way people are acting, possibly. Because some people are acting pretty fucking like they're losing their shit being at home right now. You cannot tell me we're not seeing some desperate shit on our own yeah people are like i can't make it anymore dude we're on like day 10 seriously we haven't even so and they're already like wilson you know it's like no come on we're not on an island yet it's all good your hand should not be that boring yet i'm just just saying so so that's what we're going to talk about we're going to talk about some things what can you do so when you get ready for when the show when the doors when the gates go up and the lights come back on and the all clears going how can you be ready to maximize your swinging you know so this is this is like this is like basic training this just like uh spring camp like spring camp or spring ball, so to speak. Oh, God. Spring ball, so to speak, and a chance to get ready to fucking go. So you can fuck at your best. You can be your fucking best and fuck at your best. So there you go. excited are you ready yes fuck all right so all right so let's start with well okay first let's start with this this is like this is not a secret and this is not look i'm not trying to instill panic it's a true it's a reality the first thing we all need to be doing as swingers right now is obviously we know you shouldn't be going to the store unless you know except you should be going out for just stuff you need right we know this right you should be when you're at the store each week when you go to the store or you need to be going online because you can get them online you need to be ordering condoms god's honest truth you need to be ordering condoms there's been multiple stories on yahoo and and about the fact that there's going to be a condom shortage coming up and i also happen to know that from contacts that i have within the condom industry there is going to be a condom shortage and when this all breaks when this breaks loose because it's not just because people are using them for balloons no there's going to be a condom shortage because most most all the condoms are made in like malaysia and all their factories are currently running at like 50 it is it is like off season over there right now so they're gearing up for when the virus gets there and how and so their factories are running at less than full production and there's a chance they could all be switched over a lot of rubber gloves are made over there as well. So this is actually a real thing, a shortage of condoms. So it's a latex thing. Right. It's a latex thing. It's a factory thing. So I can't remember if my contact told me it was like 90% or 95%. It's a huge percentage. It's the bulk of all the condoms in the world is made in one place wow so i'm not saying go to the store because again social fucking distancing we we believe and support all that but you can you can order that you can order them online so here's the deal oh it's like the toilet paper thing yeah you heard it here first great you know what we're going to be known as the one that started the panic the rush on condoms but well somebody started with toilet paper because they're made in china yeah the the thing is so this is legit so we know because when you come out it's gonna suck to come out of quarantine at all this and everybody's gonna be like let's fuck and everybody goes charging the store and it's like oh there ain't no fucking condoms wom Womp. That is going to be a buzzkill in half for the big events. And there's no condoms. Gosh, and I thought people went without. Well, there are some people that do. And granted, most of us will have had time to be thoroughly checked to make sure and that we haven't had anything but again that's something that uh it's just an it's an fyi it's about planning ahead the nice thing is yes condoms do have a shelf life right we know that but unless you're like gonna plan to go back to being like in high school or you know you may have them all four years and they're just to make that really cool design in your wallet uh so how long could there be a shortage that i did not get information on you know a lot of it depends upon because i mean do you need to stockpile for three months six months that we know that i don't know then you have to plan how many people you plan on having sex with each week. Oh, my God. It becomes a story problem. And you have to know how many apples are on the train headed from fucking to San Antonio. Hey, it could. You can go, okay, so I'm planning on going to this many parties and I'm planning on having sex with this many people. Haven't we talked about that? Some people. We know some people that are going to need way more condoms than others at their current pace that they're clipping along not me but yes well but okay so here's a big thing if you're planning to put on a party an event and this goes for those of us to put on all different sizes because i know as event planners of a big event we like to try to have condoms out and available a lot of big events do well that's a huge another expense If there's a condom shortage But even if you're going to have like a house party You might want to think about it now And order them online before there's a shortage Just saying So not trying to greet panic Do people order condoms online? Well okay like the condom companies Well like one condom Which is a good friend of ours And we love them You can order order condoms online? Yeah, you can order them online. Well, okay, like the condom companies. Yeah, well, like one condom, which is a good friend of ours, and we love them. You can order their condoms online. Well, theirs I know, because they have so many different sizes. Yeah. But that's just it. Plan ahead. See, think how many people. There were people that pick up toilet paper every time they go to the store. And they were in no fear or worries about running out when everybody went, Ah, toilet paper. So swingers, you probably should think that way anyways. But if you're having an event, you might want to keep that in mind. It might get a little harder to go find the free ones.
Speaker3:
So my stash, I can elevate the prices when it becomes a store. I can go without sex with the money.
Speaker1:
Yeah, we are absolutely. That's wrong. I don't do that. Oh, sweet. Great news. Guess what? Make the fucking news for that shit. They were. They're race gouging for condoms. $255 a condom. I would not do that. No, I would not either. But you know what? Because when it came down to that. I'm not loaning you. Ianing you I tell you what if this is not gonna be one of those things well we'll just use the same one twice no but you're provoking people to go without yeah no no with that you're so no plan ahead of time that's it's it's planned so okay anyways I want to put that out there first because it's like if you only listen to part of the show we want to get that part first because that's important okay okay so now here's another thing that that is probably important i don't know how this will necessarily affect for those of you that are a little more experienced swingers depending on how often you get tested oh that's you you might want to plan a little more in advance especially if you now there's a lot of labs i again i don't know because of our situation that we just had i'm not worried about it because i was just tested you were just tested right before all this broke loose so we're good but if you normally get tested you haven't you might need to you this is something you can be checking on now like if you go to a lab you might want to plan extra time to do that because labs might be a little bit backed up i don't know i don't know how that works and you'll those are some things you want to make phone calls one let's face it you don't want to be the one that that crowds the system going in to you know just get well get, well, I just need my regular, you know, make sure I'm having fucking picking up any STDs and clogging the system. But if you use one of the labs or whatever, you might want to call and check. Don't wait until it breaks free and it's time to have a party and then you don't have results. Because I know not all of us are going to assume, well, we've been on lockdown for 90 days or 60 days or however long it ends up being going. Well, that means everybody's clear. No, that's not how that fucking works. So, you know, kind of kind of plan, plan accordingly with that. So I would say do some checking on that. You got to jump out of people have a good set to say. No, Nancy, a gallon of milk and a box of condoms. Yeah, no shit. Hey, when we met, it was okay, we need to go buy some condoms. Well, we were embarrassed as shit. We were young and stupid. At the age of, what, 19 and 20? Yeah, we were embarrassed. Well, we forgot that we fucked and I had one in my wallet. Oh, hey, I have a condom. We should use it this time. Oops. Go ahead with your story. So here goes the box of condoms, a pop, and some animal crackers. Yeah. God, we're morons. But it was at the regular grocery store. It wasn't like at a pharmacy where you could kind of be a little bit more discreet. They all know. And we't look we just like grabbed a box unloved fucking yeah it was horrible it was like that would be dissolvable you don't want did we even buy condoms or were they like hot dog casings i don't even know what the fuck we ended up buying it was awful it was not erotic in any way shape or form or form. It was not sexy in the least. So, yeah, we did not plan well. But now we had three beautiful children. Aren't we lucky?
Speaker2:
Anyways.
Speaker3:
We only knew each other for two months.
Speaker2:
Imagine that.
Speaker1:
See Cole and Miss Amanda. Don't be like Cole and Miss Amanda. No, I'm happy we have our children.
Speaker4:
They're fucking wonderful.
Speaker1:
God, I hate Brian. No, they're all out of our children. They're fucking wonderful. God, I hate Brian. No, they're all out of the house. It's all good. Yeah, they're all good. Yeah, it's all good now. But no, so seriously, plan accordingly. So let's talk about new people, though, and how can new people still start to experience and get ready for the the big you know when we're all we get the all clear and we can do meet and greets again and we can do parties and events and all that stuff how how can a new how can a new couple get get into the into the swing of things yeah thank you very much we'll be here all week uh and and this is where i think god i we use some technology when we first got in the lifestyle clearly we were we were on a major website and we started camming but the technology is so much more badass now that it is wow if you're new in the lifestyle and you're shy this is a great opportunity start conversations with people start use some of that technology Do you use something like Zoom, you know?
Speaker2:
Well, okay.
Speaker1:
Back up a little bit let's back up technology use technology is a great way to meet people right okay remember meeting people this is just like if you were in real life you don't have to get naked the first time you meet somebody. It's the same digitally. What was I reading about that you shouldn't do sex-type stuff on Zoom? And I don't know why. I don't pay attention to the article because, well, I don't use it. Well, here's the thing. Anything online, remember this. Anything you put out in the internet, it never goes away. It's out there forever and ever and ever. Wait, what? Really? Oh, my God. I got some pictures to get out of here. All those naked pictures I got, they're going to haunt me. Your Twitter feed. When we get done with this question, we'll have to tell that we did yeah was that you you still have your job they cut your hours down it had nothing to do with you having sex with people at work at work or with people with a person at work your twitter feed did not come back to my i don't know if we announced that yeah we were yes we were not gonna let people forget that from last week uh but no so the thing is remember i'm not saying use the technology to get naked in and right off the bat i'm saying use the technology what a great way you can chat with people online via like with our facebook group or if you're a part of other facebook groups on some of the paid sites you can chat but you can have if you want to have a more like a a digital meet and greet or digital conversation as a couple you can which would be more where you actually i mean let's face it texting is one thing pictures are one thing you know but there's no way to know how real how or how couple hours on a, on a zoom or a Skype type situation, you get to know somebody pretty well. You get a chance to talk to him, get a chance to feel comfortable with them so that then when the, the all clear is given, well, now you already, maybe you have a couple of different couples like that, that, you know, people that you can feel comfortable and meet with and get ready to take that next step with. Maybe you will decide to do some sexting or some whatever. If you feel comfortable down the road, you certainly can do that. But it gives you a chance so that at your first meet and greet or your first actual physical event. You pretty know each other yeah you yeah you already know each other you don't have that uh the nervousness of not knowing anybody if anything you have the excitement of getting to see friends it's like getting to see you know friends that live a long ways away you you get that excitement and obviously with something that's worked out really well then maybe you get that excitement only there's going to be a hookup involved as well it also gives you an awesome opportunity to practice just talking with people a little bit and just you know getting comfortable getting comfortable flirting and being in your own skin. I think for new people, that's a huge part of this that you can really use to your advantages that you can actually take and practice getting comfortable in your own skin. Because that's really the God's honest truth when you start in the lifestyle that you have to do. Where it goes, oh, I'm comfortable with who I am. No, you're not. You're comfortable with who you are in your vanilla world and in whatever your life is. It's a totally different ballgame when all of a sudden you're in the meat market. Yeah. And so getting a chance to be comfortable in who you are, getting past the awkward, bad jokes, nervous giggles, whatever, is huge. Now, I want to put this out here because I think this is really fucking important. Don't think that you can have all the electronic communication in the world with another couple or multiple couples. Right. Don't think that it's not going to mean there isn't going to be need for a lot of communication after the first time there's actual physical hookup. No amount of chatting ahead of time. It will, will substitute what you're going to go through or the feeling or the conversations you need to have after you actually fuck and hook up with somebody. Even when you meet them in person though right right yeah even before a
Speaker3:
hookup we've done that where we've messaged somebody for the very first meet with somebody we're messaging and we're like good old friends meet in person and they're uncomfortable as shit
Speaker1:
oh my god it was horrible the fucking nightmare and well and that's just it so but it gives you a chance to practice it really does and that and that's not a bad thing I'll see you next time. was horrible the fucking nightmare and well and that just is so but it gives you a chance to practice it really does and that's not a bad thing it's not a bad thing here's another thing for new people that you can do to get yourself ready for the game a little bit again using the electronic things and even just like posting pictures or participating in memes or whatever facebook is really good for this now because you can't show a lot of hardcore nudity right you can't show any nudity on facebook so it gives you a chance to start practicing being comfortable maybe being a little more risque maybe in lingerie practice taking pictures maybe gives you a chance to practice stuff with your spouse that you didn't know you might or might not like that's a huge thing this is look there's a great opportunity here whether you're new or not to get to explore new sexual things that you might like 28 years i've never been one to slap your ass very rarely very rarely and you've never been one to really get off on on me slapping your ass 28 years it's something it's something fucking new holy shit you can still learn shit you still grow and change so it's a great time maybe your your tastes have changed is that it kitten
Speaker3:
shut up
Speaker1:
anyways well but yeah maybe Well, is that it, kitten? Shut up. Anyways. Well, but yeah, maybe they have changed. Fucking dirty, dirty girl. What else is going to change? I'm going to go get a fucking one of those giant fucking like 25 inch cocks that are like 10 inches around fucking, you know, like hammering you with a log. It'll be perfect. Look, it's stretched out. No, but there's things that you're going to learn about each other when you're new and you're getting all excited and you're hearing about this stuff. It's a really great time to try things that you may like on each other that you don't know if you will or not in public yeah but you know a lot of the times you don't think about trying something until somebody's done it to you and you go oof well but if you're starting to watch and you're starting to have that communication with some other people and they're like have you tried this and you're like no hmm well yeah there's that i mean let's face it there are some memes that show things that when we were first started we didn't even know exist we're like what huh i so but i mean there's a chance to to look as shit there's more porn to look at now you can actually go find true swinger porn amateur porn you can find i mean porno it's like free right now or whatever i mean there's a lot of's a lot of different ways, and there's things that you can kind of, you can work on at new people, you can work on your communication with each other. I can tell you this. If you can't sit down and go through the porn channel and the categories and say to your spouse, hey, you know, I really would like to watch this. If you can't do that, you're going to have a shit load of trouble when you actually get in the swinger thing so it gives you a chance to to communicate and to practice a little bit practice makes perfect this is a lot of it you get a chance to fucking it's like trial runs you know it it's not going to take everything away but holy shit that's a that's a big big part of it well and trying new things or even just exploring can be erotic as hell shit yeah look when we got in lifestyle you had basically for all practical purposes you had no toys right you had you you had no you had the one poor poor fucking one that i tried to get that was a fucking disaster. But you had no toys.
Speaker2:
Your eyes got opened big time after like the second hookup with, I mean, the first good hookup with a real couple, not the fucking disaster one. But someone got out of Hitachi. Yeah.
Speaker3:
And I went, well, what is that? What would you do with that? And she's like, oh, Michael.
Speaker2:
Yeah, she was like, here, let me show you. And you know what? Here's the deal. I know that although toys are more prevalent maybe now or something, you're not the only one. There's other new people right now that they don't have toys or they don't know what toy to get. They see toys, they hear about it, whatever. I found, like, on our ladies' page, page and our casually the discussions on what toys are good is pretty pretty honest pretty open did i miss that one yeah there was one that was about dildos which was a good one i've seen i've seen it on our i've seen it on our regular page also before conversations about toys people have conversations about if you're new you can ask people well i
Speaker1:
don't really have any toys you if you go on most facebook groups if dirty ones yeah what's your favorite toy or i don't really have any toys i'm looking for some holy fucking shit you're gonna have a catalog and people are gonna give you reviews why everybody has their thing of why they like what shit yeah and they're gonna tell you i mean they're gonna what a great way I don't have to be, look, you don't need a, you know, seven, uh, seven suitcases full of toys to go to a party by any stretch but what a great chance to learn about them try something maybe put an order in online maybe spice up you know get kinky i mean i can remember that first that first fucking time because yeah you're like what what do you do with this and she's like here i here, I'll show you. And you were like, she touched, and you were like, zap. And you were like, I'm done. I mean, and you were like, you were hooked. Because I remember she was now, because you use that fucker a lot that night. And she's like, oh, it's starting to get hot. Oh, yeah, it gets hot.
Speaker3:
It gets hot, and your pussy turns red.
Speaker1:
Holy crap. So what, again. I learned. Ish. What another great thing for new couples. Here's the other thing. It's a great time to talk about what. Look, I don't care if you have kids at home or not or whatever your situation is. it's you can find time just the two of you to talk this is where you can get real fucking honest because it's real safe because you can have the conversations what would you like what do you want you're not doing anything yet but you can you can gauge a you know well of a sudden he goes, you know, he's excited. And the first thing you say, you know, I go, well, what, what would you really want? Well, what I really want is 25 guys who fucking do a brutal gang bang on me. Uh, what? You can have that a little more of that conversation. I would have been embarrassed. I still can't get you to say you want 25 guys to do a fucking gangbang on you you're right i wonder why that is because we're not drinking uh probably well no but but that's part of it is you have to work through look if you are serious if you're new and you're serious about it no they're you're not gonna have the chance initially to just go and say bucket and go running off the edge of the cliff you know you gotta stand there look we all know it i always said like because heights, right? That if we were on the show, The Amazing Race and all the height shit they did, I could do it as long as I had a Batman mask on and you push me. Okay. Because if I just sit and think about it, that's going to be a problem. Right. Right. I get that. This is the same thing. You're all ready to do it. Look, run, jump off the cliff virtually a little bit you know start having the conversations yes the rules are going to change all that shit's going to change you know that but you can have a lot more you can be a lot more prepared for it than a lot of people are a lot more than we were you know you really can you can have you can have some pretty hot discussions and here's they can be turning to some pretty hot discussions you may be surprised you think it's fucking hot talking about it wait till you get to do it you know so that's that's uh these are these new people those are just some of the things you can do you know it's all the above well it's everybody but new people i get right now if you're new you're trying desperately it's like you don't new people you can do. It's not even just new. You know, it's all the above. Well, it's everybody, but new people, I get. Right now, if you're new, you're trying desperately. It's like you don't want to lose that momentum.
Speaker3:
Go to an adult site and cam.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker1:
There you go.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Oh, fuck yeah.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
Because A, it's still hot as well.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker3:
You know, I like to be watched.
Speaker1:
No, wait.
Speaker2:
What?
Speaker1:
You do? Fucking dirty, dirty girl. Dirty girl. You know, like lots of shit like that. On trampolines, in nursing playrooms in your office, hoods of cars, parking lots. I've never done it on the hood of a car. Oh, that was me. You tried one time. I did try one time, but our height time but our height thing and you were really drunk yeah i know i wasn't driving we were young yeah i wasn't driving i want to duly note and i was just but i wouldn't know you're one dude on the hood of the car i did and that did not work out no but yes camming is a great way to overcome some of your stage fright but it's it can just be Look, it's still whatever you want it to be. It doesn't matter if you have 10 people watching or 10,000 people watching. It doesn't matter. You can do your thing. And it's hot. And it's a great way to break into it. All of this stuff, that's the whole thing. Look, spring training. So rookies and experienced people can do these things too. Buties this is a way to not lose your momentum okay we're gonna take a quick break here real quick um and what do i want to do what do i want to do that was a good break okay okay um well i know, oh, I know what we should do. Hey, you know what? We've got, we've finally got all of our videos uploaded again back on YouTube. Now, a bunch of them are not our high quality ones. They're just our Facebook videos. The same ones on Facebook. We get to see behind the scenes stuff. This one's going to suck ass because it is lagging something or a bull. But regardless, so visit and subscribe to our YouTube channel, www.youtube.com backslash Kasbah, K-A-S-B-H. Subscribe today. Go through. We've got a bunch of haters that love to go on. I always get like three dislikes on every video. It's awesome. But go like some videos. Whatever. It's in two seconds of an hour video. Fucking jack wagons. Anyways, that's it. Haters are what make the world go around. So subscribe to our channel. Who cares? It's pretty awesome. Okay. So we got the newbies taken care of. Okay. The noob tubes. We got them all done. Well, that was like, a noob tube was like something used in like a, oh, fuck, what was that game? I love that game. I was shitty. And the kids always keep yelling at me about it. Fuck. The kids? Yeah. Yeah, well, it's a, all of a sudden I cannot think of it. Oh, they just, excuse me, anyways. It's a war game. Oh, you're talking video game. Yeah, video game. Oh. Yeah, because I was the one always using the noob tube running around and fucking blast and everything. Like, quit it, Dad. You fuck. And I would always stick in, like, Campo too. They got pissed at me about that also. It's like, why can't I think of it? Because I really wish I had it. God. Anyways, all right. I'll think of it later. Like, three in the morning and I'll fucking come in here. I'll be like, wait a minute to re-record so I can put this session in there. Modern Warfare.
Speaker3:
That's what was just coming to my head right when you said that.
Speaker1:
Now Sega can get my ass.
Speaker2:
Sweet. Yeah. All right.
Speaker1:
So let's talk about you experienced, folks, like us.
Speaker3:
I have experience.
Speaker4:
Hold on.
Speaker1:
Yeah, no. Wait, you do? Fucking put your horns. I mean, your horn. Ha, on, yeah, no Wait, you do? Fucking put your horns, I mean your horns Put your fucking halo away What halo? Oh shit, don't even You know, don't even sit and look at me like that Seriously I'm just this perfect little princess Oh my fucking god Uh huh, yep, you sure are You sure. That's what all the guys say right when they add you to their spank bank material. Anywho. Hey, sending pictures is completely different. Okay. Yeah, we'll go with that. Whatever. Whatever makes it. The guy this morning Got off in three minutes Yeah I wasn't even up yet
Speaker3:
Yes you were
Speaker1:
Oh yeah I was
Speaker3:
You went to go lay back down
Speaker2:
Yeah
Speaker1:
I was taking a nap
Speaker3:
Yep And then he got done And then I decided to get off
Speaker1:
Yeah There you go Did somebody come wake me up
Speaker2:
For that part Nope
Speaker1:
Anyways You were sleeping Well you were doing that In the sex room And not Because you didn't do that
Speaker2:
Thank you. Yeah, there you go. Did somebody come wake me up for that part? Nope. Anyways, whatever. You were sleeping.
Speaker1:
Well, you were doing that in the sex room. Because you didn't do that in the bedroom. You did it in the sex room.
Speaker3:
Yeah, we have a labeled sex room.
Speaker1:
Sex room. But you could have drifted down to the bedroom. I mean, we fuck in the bedroom. We don't fuck in the sex room. We have fucked in the sex room.
Speaker3:
We have.
Speaker1:
But it's not required. Well, I always like to break it in. That's like fucking in the kitchen. We had to. We haven't fucked in the kitchen well here no not this house not this house i'm just saying huh we're not gonna fuck in the kitchen look we have a what is it it's called a galley kitchen uh-huh yeah no there's no fucking room to fuck in the kitchen in this house yeah there is i is. I could sit on the counter. I'm not tall enough. This for once, I would be too short. I'm on my tiptoes. I get a leg cramp when we fuck normal. It's going to be great. Man down, man down. I'll fucking roll around and fucking hit my head on the cover or some shit. Take out the dog. The dog will be going ape shit. Okay, I'll save it for the office boy. Yeah, no. There you go. Let him fuck you standing up all over. If you want, he can come over to the kitchen. He can come over. Sitting on a table. There's no table on it, but you certainly welcome. A counter, table. Same difference. You can bring him over. Let him fuck you in the kitchen. Oh, he's too short for that. He's shorter than you are. Well, we'll get him a stepstool.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I mean, I just don't want to. As long as he signs a waiver, if he falls, I'm not fucking responsible for anything. Anyway, move on.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker3:
Oh, fuck.
Speaker2:
I know.
Speaker1:
Quarantine's going well, day 12. Fuck you.
Speaker2:
No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker1:
Okay, so.
Speaker3:
There were a couple days.
Speaker1:
That's been wonderful nonstop. I've enjoyed every moment. Don't even.
Speaker2:
I will.
Speaker1:
But seriously? Oh, my Lord. You're just pissy because now it's my turn that this is my domain. Remember that lecture I got years ago? Oh, no, look, I'm getting right now. What the hell? You don't get both fucking domains. It does work that way i didn't you don't either pick one you want home or you want work which one do you want you can have the work i don't care okay i can't have the work one jackass i'm not never mind oh fuck after 60 days yeah is she nope nope i'll be all good anyways okay so experienced people hey here's a couple things so one you reconnection is a wonderful wonderful thing that is a wonderful thing to do when um that's my opinion others there you go had to make sure you get to the left side. The other side is just an empty sack. So, you would do that. Well, it's true. It's true. I'm just being honest. Like, I can tell through your genes. Well, I can. I mean, it tickles the same. There's no lump. Anywho. So, no, serious. Reconnection. What a great time. We've all been busy. We've all whatever. We've probably been going hard in the lifestyle. Anyways, it's a great time to get back to you guys as a couple. Now, I know if you're single, you're going, fuck you. That's great. We don't have anybody. I understand. Sorry, life isn't perfect. But if you, yeah, no shit. Introduce to your other hand. There you go. Hey, Rosie. Practice being ambidextrous. No shit. And one and two. Don't worry, take blame the drums. Eventually you'll get the rhythm. Plop your pillows, put a pocket pussy right there, and they move back and forth. You can get creative as shit. I could. Well, there you go. Miss Amanda and How to Fuck a Pillow. That video will be coming out shortly. Anyways, but what a great time to reconnect with your spouse. Jesus. You know, maybe you've played alone a lot. Maybe you haven't played. Maybe life just got busy. What a great time to get kinky with your spouse again i mean that that is a huge that is a huge part of this surprise and playing dress up yeah no shit now i know a lot of people war the kids are home the kids are all over the place yeah well think back you know here's the deal yeah that means you've got to get more creative wear something sexy under your clothes and just give them glimpses sneak off to the laundry room whatever Sneak a closet look what did you walk in this morning to uh i walked in you had uh you you had a red sweater on and red thong which you don't usually wear panties and you were taking a picture doing your velma uh impersonation because you're taking pictures so and i mean i was like hello i mean i hadn't had my morning soda or coffee yet and i was like well i'll be damned and so i mean there but get creative you have kids get creative figure out ways to sneak off to do it whatever little little pets little touches a little whatever that's hot okay and it will make the it'll make the time go better and it's it look yes there's a certain of fun of just sitting around naked all day. Yeah, that's awesome. That's fun. But there's also a shit ton of fun of that teasing all day long and that, you know, getting creative and doing something with it. So that's a huge thing to do to get yourself. Send a text even if they're in a different room. Oh, shit, yeah. Send pictures, send texts. Look, swinging with others, when you go back, when the swinging world reignites and reopens up and we can go back to fucking other people, the stronger your relationship is with your significant other, the hotter swinging tends to be. At least, again, we're not, you know, that's just our opinion, but it's hot. So if you have this chance at this time frame to really build that up so that when it comes back to you can go fucking and go fuck, I mean, that strength in relationship is going to make that experience almost like you're new again, that same level of excitement. That's the other thing. Look forward to this. Look, there's a silver fucking fucking lining in this shit i'm sorry we've been doing this for 10 going on almost we're getting close to that it'll be like 11 years it won't be long okay here's the deal you reach a point where no it does not have the same uh enthusiasm or pop as it did when we're new think about think about when we first got in the lifestyle and then
Speaker3:
on different websites people put their description of we're in this to spice up our marriage
Speaker1:
yes
Speaker3:
and initially it really did
Speaker1:
yes
Speaker3:
but then it got mediocre
Speaker1:
yes and it got we can we can hook up with somebody now whether as a couple or alone and you know it's hot for a day or two and it's like okay
Speaker3:
yeah
Speaker1:
I'll see you next time. we can hook up with somebody now whether as a couple or alone and you know it's hot for a day or two and it's like okay yeah and i mean it does it take it away no it doesn't but oh my god but it used to be like so intimate when we were done with somebody else fuck and for a week i mean it was just like even mentally yourself what it did yourself for yourself oh my god okay here's the silver lining with this i'm telling you you go this time frame without it and there's all this flirting there's all this fucking build up it is going to it's it's going to have the ability to have like that first time feeling or those first couple times feeling again if you let it if you work it up to that i mean wow that's why you want to be prepared you want to be as ready you want to be the same way you you want the the excitement like when you were new but with the knowledge of that you have now because think about this for a minute how fucking awesome would it be to be able to go back to when we're a brand new and as hot as and as exciting and as intense as that was when the the first couple times like you're think back right now everybody close your eyes unless you're driving. Think to the very first great experience you had. Okay, there's a key phrase. The great experience you had. Think how hot that was. Now, think how much fucking hotter that could be if you knew then what you know now. None of the nerves, none of the fear, none of the fuck up parts of it none of you're gonna take all that out oh my god that's what you have there's not gonna be nerves there's gonna be nerves which it actually kind of adds to it a little bit because it's it's the excitement nervousness type thing but you're not gonna have the oh my god are we gonna be divorced after this this to ruin our marriage is good you know you're going to have more of this excitement it's like holy shit what an awesome fucking experience how much more intense it's going to be what a great opportunity to jump all over that i mean granted because of what's going on in the world we wouldn't wish that for anything okay it it's like for anything, okay? It's like the side bonus part of this whole thing, okay? If you look at, if you believe in world and pollution, if you don't, fucking what? But if you believe in it, if you look at it, the silver lining is how drastically the pollution in this world has cleared up and it's changing literally in a matter of months like non-disputable proof holy fuck gosh where did i see that one picture was india yeah where they could see the mountains yeah for the first time in in 25 years, where three of the giant chemical clouds you can see from space over China are gone. Where you could see the downtown city of LA with no smog for the first time since the 60s. Now, do we wish a pandemic on the world to make that happen? No that a perk is that a silver lining of this yes it is okay we don't wish a pandemic to to rebuild relationships but this is a perk of the lifestyle look we all reach advantage of the situation that you've been put into yeah make the most of it we have all reached the point of going uh let's go let's go and see if we can find somebody to fuck we've all you reach that point and and now it's just been on the hunt now it's been on the prowl now it's almost like work or just like when we first went it was like nervous and and excited and oh wow and oh and that person i mean my god you could pick up smells you know different a perfume that you like you could uh certain songs there are still certain songs that i will hear now that will instantly trigger because at the bar the place we always went they were on the jukebox and it was the songs that were big at that time that instantly take me back to the sounds the smells the feel all that at that moment and this is a chance to do that so take advantage of it now here's another one i'm gonna go out on a limb on this one this is how we get hate mail it's not get haters going on our fucking thing disliking videos you're like oh god here's here's a here's here's another little thing and this will help you also not lose your fucking mind while you're doing this, physical activity, not lose your mind during that being quarantined, physical activity. This has been a great opportunity that, uh, like for me, I'm using this opportunity to be, well, we both are to either be on the treadmill when it's kind of shitty out or taking the dog for a nice long walk, keeping social distancing, obviously, but a nice long walk and getting some exercise and it's making a difference okay what a great opportunity to just take some time to work on you whatever what and whatever you is whatever you want you to be maybe you want to try you want to try a new haircut new hair color maybe you want to you know i don't know you want to try something you want to whatever working on you is maybe you want to uh uh take some time you go you know i want to broaden my horizons to have uh more stuff to do small talk with so i'm gonna watch a couple fucking documentaries or read a couple books that i've wanted to or something you know you want to improve your mind great those are all things believe it or not those help you with swinging it helps you with confidence and interaction help you in swinging because you become more confident you become you know as you're more confident what did I start doing last week uh what did you start doing last week you started doing some yoga and right i did yoga before well yeah but you were you're really getting back into the yoga um what you've stuck in my dick oh that's right yeah and you started you downloaded a not downloaded well you're on an app to learn to play guitar because we have a guitar and you're like well I want to learn to play guitar Fender has doing free classes for those that are locked up well not locked up it's like three months free so i'm like well fuck yeah let's learn to play guitar yeah i mean so take a chance do something you know do something to improve yourself because again any time you when you improve yourself it adds to your self-confidence self-confidence is sexy okay and so whatever that whatever that is plus here's the other thing believe it or not it's going to make the time go faster okay one of my favorite movies of all time Shawshank Redemption and you know one of the things they say in there I don't know if I can see if I use those examples I don't really care uh one of the things that they say on their time is prison time is slow time okay well here's this quarantine time is slow time or it can be because you start watching the clock and it's like fucking kids I mean you know it drive you batty. You'll forget what day it is, the whole nine yards. So there is, it's like, okay, there's nothing wrong with some days. Hey, it's going to be a lazy day. I'm just going to start and watch fucking TV and watch Tiger King and just fuck off and just go completely brain dead. Whatever that works. You've watched Tiger King? No, no, i haven't watched that stupid fucking shit but whatever some people have whatever there's okay with that for certain days but if you will do something to stimulate your mind mind body soul stimulate that a number one it helps your fucking brain function better if it helps your body function better it also gets you away from the negative news. Look, negativity is not sexy. And when you are negative and you go online and you're negative on the swingers websites and whatever, that does not make people want to fuck you. No, that's going to make people. There's going to be a lot of people. I'm telling you, we're seeing it. It's and it fucking drives me crazy. We're seeing it. people that it's just like oh my god by the time we get through with this they have spent months and months it's and it fucking drives me crazy we're seeing it people that it's just like oh my god by the time we get through with this they have spent months and months or days and days or hours and hours being negative online you know i have no desire to meet somebody that's been negative every time i go on the website that's not hot that's not sexy you know and in the in the least so fucking don't be that person do things to motivate yourself. And guys, here's the other thing. I got kids. I put this out here. Obviously we want people to listen to us, but you know, even, uh, shut us off, shut everybody off, shut everything off for a while. Fucking don't go, go be physical, go do something. You know, if this stimulates you, then fucking rock on, but go do things physically to keep you moving and going and turn off the negative news. Look, here's the deal. I know there's a shit ton of information out there. You don't need to know how many people have died every day. No, it doesn't. It's not going to change anything, man. So, so put that shit away. And this is where I got to say, again, we talked about this before. Amanda does this and I strongly encourage you to check it out. Miss Amanda does her intuitive healing energy on Facebook. Find it. She does Reiki sessions, distant Reiki sessions. It's a centering thing. Look, if you don't use Miss Amanda, that's fine. Balance your chakras. Find ways to ground yourself. Yes. And she can give you pointers on how to ground yourself and that is important look we want you all to keep listening we don't want people going nuts okay we don't we don't want that so we want people to listen miss amanda can help you if you oh yeah they're just trying to peddle stuff because it's their show find whatever find other ones i don't care find somebody but the thing is is you want what that does for you is is makes a huge difference and especially you need that stuff now i hope this show was a little more fun a little more things to do to help get people excited because you know what we all should be excited about fucking swinging and and that we're gonna get we're going to get a chance to go fuck granted okay it's thrown ours our hundredth episode off it's done all kinds of shit but you know what good times are coming good days are coming yeah just hang in there so uh we gotta get the fuck out of here kids so with that being said hey again i want to uh thank everybody for listening feel free to check out our patreon we can use your support www.patreon.com backslash crazy casbah uh check out our youtube channel www.youtube.com backslash casbah follow us on twitter at truth crazy yeah i fucked that up that time uh don't forget to send us emails at uh crazy dot with a k dot casbah at gmail.com and go to our website for the love of Christ. Participate in our Kazma cares. It's a really cool program. I also buy our merch, which is merch with attitude, www dot crazy Kazma dot com. With all that being said, doing it the only way I know how don't forget to next week. It's the hundredth episode doing it the only way I know how the only way i want to and the only way we ever fucking will chasma style out bye
