Krazy Truth #98 Cheating in words only.

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, the moody, Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and overly perky Miss Amanda. Hey, I'm not overly perky. Okay. Okay. Overly judgmental Miss Amanda. Because I'm really being judged as perky. Or, I mean, I'm not being judged as perky as judgment as uh like fuck off bitch anyways this is season three episode 97 uh what are we we're the crazy truth and we talk about sex and stuff and and swinging and dicks and pussies and places you put them and then other people's that you put them and who's you use and when you use them and all kinds of stuff. Don't look at me like that. I don't see you in the production meeting coming up with something new and different to fucking say. Serious. I wasn't included in these said meetings. Included in them? You don't even fucking want to be in them. Usually I go, hey, what do you want to talk about? I don't know. What do you want to talk about? You make it sound like a meeting was all formal and shit, not just ask me questions. Look, we've tried this shit when you've been naked We've tried this shit when you're dressed We've tried this shit multiple ways And you're not real big on the pre-planning part of this shit You like to take charge when we get to that part Your leadership comes commanding through la generale I'm just fucking with you just to get a rise out of you now, just to piss you off. I don't get a rise. You get the rise. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just waiting for you to spring a leak. How about that? Is that better? And I do know you do have that happy way. Oh my god, you should feel me. Feel this. Feel this. my finger look okay uh so we're you know so our sponsors we're gonna do something we're doing something a little bit different with sponsors right now uh well first of all we've got a huge announcement so uh well we don't we we have we've done a deal that in the very near future we are opening our audience up to an additional 500,000, literally 500,000 people. And so that's going to kick ass and take names. So what that means is we're going to get bigger and more of a pain in the ass than ever before. But we also, again, we're big on helping small businesses. So I want to give it, we're going to do a couple of things here. First, I want to give a shout out. You'll find them on our website as well at crazycasma.com, which you should be going to to buy our merch with Attitude, just saying. But go on to Facebook and look for PG Preserve and Produce Supply LLC.
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Speaker1: No, lines. A fucking line, damn it. Anyways, find her on Facebook. Jesus fuck. Find her on Facebook. Amanda's Intuitive Healing Energy. Sign up. She can do a distance session for you today. She has several clients that do this, and I'm telling you, you will feel great. It's something you want to want to do i think your special is 30 is what you're running a special for a half hour session i'm telling you especially in these stressful times especially with the stress of everything going on and the quarantines and everything else you need to do this mind body soul it's all important for your health both for right here right now and for the long term also please uh do that amanda's reiki uh again amanda's intuitive healing energy she's a reiki master if you have questions you can also email us at crazy.kazba at gmail.com and we can get you the link and get you over there as well right very much so holy shit look at us go look at us getting shit done getting shit done it's been a busy fucking weekend and and week and whatever and it's really fucking cool because we have launched a couple of new programs i still have the vip program that we talked about the last show up on the website okay uh but the reason why we didn't is because we also launched uh cas bakaris this weekend i've been busy yeah several we have so casbah cares for those of you don't know obviously here's the deal we're all about the community we're about supporting the community just like uh supporting the business small businesses we want if you've got a small business get a hold of us we'll try to help you out how we can we got packages to help you out uh but also we want to help our first line uh responders medical personnel and also our truck drivers uh so with our truck drivers casbah care is a program with our truck drivers of getting them care packages for the over our over the road drivers we actually have had a member that's been working and meeting with the truck drivers uh her and her husband and bringing them home cooked meals uh which has just been huge awesome and then also making masks obviously we all know right now this shit's pretty serious and real with all this fucking virus crap down with the sickness uh and this shit is because people are not being smart enough to do what they're supposed to do and stay the fuck home dumbasses uh please do social distancing it's huge help our medical staff and our first line folks they are they don't have enough like protective gear all right so obviously we can't make rubber gloves for them or we can't make ventilators uh but we can make masks and we also now are also going to uh their hats because a lot of them need hats to cover their hair and shit but the masks have been a huge thing and so we have a couple patterns for masks and so far we i mean we just launched this and we've had people volunteering to make masks and we're getting masks out to folks i think we're already in less than i mean in a really really short time frame because we targeted obviously our people in our community right the swingers obviously we and it's not just first line like nurses and stuff we actually are sending some to we've sent some or some are going out to a couple of some nurses uh we have some going out to uh workers at fda fda inspectors meet plants because they're deemed uh must be essential personnel they have to be out so we've got a big group going out to a team uh of fda inspectors we've got some going out to uh some folks with some diseases with with uh underlying conditions chemo started to do chemo and stuff like that that have a need form that we've sent out we've got some going out to a wound management team uh so they're not like you know they just they can't use the hospital's supply so they have to have something just in case as they're working on that so we've got stuff going out there's a thing on our page on crazy casbah about it and we're it's a huge thing and so we're looking for more people if you want to volunteer to make masks or to do care packages for truck drivers or other first lane people, please let us know. Send us an email and just put Casbah Cares in it. If you need supplies, put Casbah, send us an email. I mean, obviously, you know, we know there's thousands of supplies, but we need to have thousands of volunteers. So we'll do the best we can for people. Just send us stuff. Let us know. So there you go. That's no fun. There's nothing funny about any of that shit it's all like serious no it's not funny but i've been making masks galore yep and you've been kicking ass all weekend you've been making masks we've had a couple of people just kicking ass making masks and it's just it's so cool because we can do things to help people in look it's a community that's we preach we're that's why our show is different that's why we answer questions and not just like a sex fest and you know titillate crap because we want to help the community the lifestyle community and we know because i have a fetish and like fuck nurses uh we know there's a shit nurses and medical people in the lifestyle we know there's a lot of cops in the lifestyle we know there's a lot of truck drivers in the lifestyle we know there's a lot of first-line responders that are keeping everything going. We know there's a lot of cops in the lifestyle. We know there's a lot of truck drivers in the lifestyle. We know there's a lot of first line responders that are keeping everything going. We know that. And look, you know what? I can't fix a wound. That's out of my scope, but I can sure fucking coordinate shit to try to help. I can't even sell. So the other thing that's doing with that is I've got, uh, I've got cards coming. We're doing out cards to send to people that like in nursing homes and retirement communities that can't get guests. I can't sew, but I can help another way. So that's what Casbah Care is all about. We want to try to help people in the lifestyle and their connections. So there you go. And for those of you that don't know, by the way, obviously we do this in front of a huge fucking secret group shh don't tell the fucking others spit on the microphone i didn't spit on the microphone i'm the only one that uses it by the way so it's perfectly good i can lick it and i'm not i'm not doing anything no uh but uh we're doing a secret no we're not doing a secret anything we do we have a secret group crazy casbah uh so we do this in front of them so they might send us questions or answers or whatnot. If you want to be a part of it, obviously, let us know. We'll get you hooked up with that as well, because we're a fun fucking group. It's just been actually a Casbah weekend. It has been a Casbah weekend. Oh, that's the other thing we did, isn't it? I didn't even mention that. We added to the Casbah family. Oh, yeah, you did that. Yeah. So we have, for those of you that don't know, we have our main Crazy Casbah page page and we have an alt casbah page for our kinksters we have a crazy classified page to support businesses because we're big on that uh and we have a single casbah page for uh you know people that are singles single looking for looking for love and oh sorry uh and we have we have uh that's wrong they could find love in the wrong places well most of you are looking for something in the wrong places that's what makes it so awesome that's what our show's about today actually uh and then we have a crazy truth page and so but we added to it because we had we had requests and we're big we're like fucking i'm like casey casey welcome to the top 25 we we we take your requests spinning your hits it's what we do we had requests for a uh a page for ladies yes so a place that they can feel safe and talk and communicate and have fun without any dick involved or dicks involved and so uh so we started crazy lady the crazy ladies no amanda woke up what was it thursday thursday yeah i woke up thursday morning and wham you've been invited to a page yeah that's how we do this kind of shit yeah and so it's a crazy ladies page and it's it's a secret facebook and it's grown fast people have been all imagine this the crazy ladies yeah no shit i i've got to admit that there's kind of a degree of of all the names i picked that one for a reason because it's kind of funny there's an added perk with this also. There's an added perk with this also. Because the rest of our admins are all females. All of our admins are females. There are no guys on the page except for one. Because I'm an admin and I started the page. And I've got to tell you, I've had to refrain from liking shit and commenting like you would not believe. It's kind of hot. Yeah, I know. It's damn hot. I'm like, fuck, look at those people. Wow. The hotties are that. Fuck, man. Lots of pictures. A lot of girls are talking about wanting fucking taco Tuesday every day of the week and this and that.
Speaker2: Nummy.
Speaker1: Anyways, but I have stopped myself because a couple times I did one, and I'm like, oh, fuck, I can't comment on that. I'm a guy. I'm a son of a bitch. But, no, I don't. Don't worry, ladies. I stay off your page for the most part, maybe. But, no, it's been really cool and the response i think that's like uh that's quickly climbing almost 300 already so uh that's gonna go pretty quick so there you go so yeah it's been kind of a casbah weekend casbah casbah craziness you were giggling earlier were you getting good comments you're not gonna share are you huh you're gonna share were you getting good No, I was just making a face to Skippy. Hey, Skippy. So, yeah. So, there you go. So, anywho.
Speaker3: I don't know what I was doing that could have made his...
Speaker1: Deckard? Your tits?
Speaker3: Pretty much. I think it was me trying to lick the microphone.
Speaker2: Probably.
Speaker1: Hold on.
Speaker2: Remember we talked about this? And Someone reached out to me on Twitter. That's right. Somebody reached out to you on Twitter. So for advice. Yeah. Yeah. We had, yeah. All about nuts. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Hey, I'm happy to help any way I can if we've had experience with it. No, no shit. Because of my ball incident, we've had that. We were able to help coach and counsel. And and now and see what this reiki thing i'm hoping that this will help also help some people so here's another chance for you to get to talk to miss amanda and just so you know when you talk to her there's a chance you could be naked just saying actually the funny thing is though what people don't even know because you do a couple of You have, like, a, you have a, you have a, but you wouldn't know. No shit. Actually, the funny thing is, though, what people don't even know, because you do a couple of different things.
Speaker1: You have a dirty side thing, too. I mean, more dirty than this, I know. And I don't mean your regular job, which is dirty enough because you have sex at work. But you have a dirty...
Speaker3: Click.
Speaker1: It's like belly dancing.
Speaker3: Click.
Speaker1: Well, let's see. What all does Amanda do? Amanda has a dirty Twitter. She does. Yeah. Have one of your coworkers find out about it. It's great. Guess what picture got taken down over there? Whoops. The friend with benefits goes, oh, my gosh. So-and-so just asked me if I was fucking you. I'm like, oh. And that was our thing with last week. You play stupid? Yeah. Said, okay. Well, he's looked at all my half-naked pictures and so naked. Nice. No, you look at me different. You're 22. It's all good. Mommy. I have an OnlyFans page. Uh-huh. Yeah, you yeah you do and i have so if you want to get like you can get like super dirty pictures on that shit and dirty oh yeah i'll do videos before too long yeah so if you want to sign do you know your do you know your shit for that it is onlyfans.com backslash miss amanda casbah yeah because facebook we can't post that shit. So that gives us a chance of other places going. And then I have Friendly. So if anybody wants to dirty, sexed. So see, her job is so secondary. That's all the other stuff that's fucking, it's just awesome. We'll get a whole thing out there this stuff because people people want to reach out and touch you well okay because of this whole fucking virus thing it's it's fucking up because we believe in following the rules yeah but we do because it's the right thing to do so it's fucking up i mean the whole plan of what of you getting fucking nailed on our 100 do with that. I mean, I don't know. We're going to have to change that because we're going to follow the rules because that's the right thing to do because there are some things more important than sex, and that would be, I don't know, mankind. Let's say life is kind of more important than sex. Yeah, so we've got to kind of figure that stuff know. But anyways, we'll get to other ways that you can reach out and touch Miss Amanda, and eventually this thing will all be better and good, and then it'll be, you know, once we get to that point, then, you know, it'll be game on again. Life will find a way, and we'll get back to going. By the way, hoard your condoms, just so you know.
Speaker3: I have a shit ton of them.
Speaker2: We do.
Speaker1: Shut up, man. And I will guard those in my my life because those motherfuckers could be my new truck we thought tp was a big deal god's honest truth because there's some connections i have and and it just broke the story itself most of the condoms are made in one part of the world that has not been hit by the virus yet and uh they're running plants at half capacity right now. And because of, so there doesn't, you know, social distancing, blah. There could be a shortage of condoms at some point now. So wear your hookup. Anyways, yeah. So there you go. All right. All right. Is it halftime already? That was a lot of just damn near. Are you serious 18 minutes oh jesus fucking christ okay well so today today's episode is going to be kind of unique uh because i had to sort through a lot of questions obviously because we right now i we're getting a lot of questions about the virus we're but we're i'm trying to find other questions as well because we want to keep stuff fresh and other things that are going through people's mind so the one that came up this week and really it's it's just kind of one question but it's a big one uh and and here's how fast things can change in the world that we live in so these folks they went from literally uh i got asked this question they're relatively new to they're taking a break within like this is all within a week and a half that's how fast this has progressed but i even though i thought it was a it was a great question so the scenario is this is they they were uh working on you know they're new in the lifestyle new new in the lifestyle and engaged and so they're you know they're figuring out rules and they're figuring out different things like that and there became a a difference in they'd met with a couple a couple of times met with a couple a couple of times peter peck pickers peppers what she says she says they met up with a couple a few times or what she said uh and and as it kind of rolled out the there was not a lot of interest between the guy of couple a we'll say a couple a being the the guest couple there wasn't there was not a lot of interest for that between couple, guy, and the primary couple, female.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: But there was interest between the female guest, female, and the host, male.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So that part was not a problem. That part was not a problem. They hadn't played, and nobody had a problem necessarily with the host the guest female said she still would love to play with the other male and that was talking that was openly discussed that she would like to play okay so there's no there's no secretness or anything there's no shenanigans going on here with that part of it so but as they they didn't play that night and that was something they were going to talk about and and whatever and everybody went their own way for that evening but the male and the guest female kept talking and texting and that was okay but the main the male started to share more intimate parts of his life and and about about his life and about himself with the guest female okay is this making sense so far sort of here okay let's cut no way let's do it this way okay so you wait a minute so the guest female and the host male are still chatting but they're the ones that had the attraction yes okay that's where i was okay yeah they're still chatting the host female gets upset because of the type of information the host male is sharing okay so and i know that sounds really confusing it was confusing to me too when i read it so i know i get it i i got a hold basically what it amounts to is the the new couple the female in the new couple wanted thought thinks that swinging should just be hi how are you let's fuck we go on our separate ways true sport fucking like we talk about the male in the relationship needs more than that to feel comfortable with it. It needs more connection, needs more, not necessarily hardcore dating, but needs to do more than just casual sex type of thing, which, as he said, was already a problem because it was very rarely that other couples, they had met with several couples, hadn't really done yet but every time they met with other couples the guys tended to be more hey let's just fuck and the females tended to be more you know wanted to know more which weren't great for him but it was not it wasn't conducive like to play on the first time right because yeah his wife would be or his fiancee was ready to fucking throw down and the dude was ready to throw down but the other two weren't and it was just a weird it was a weird mix and so that threw part of the relationship that was throwing part of the problem off it's like number one as i initially and i had talked to them a couple other times i said look you got to talk about rules you got to have that honest open discussion the discussion at they had tried to have a discussion and it had got turned kind of more into a fight because i think there was you know timing is everything kids you need to have discussions when you're both calm and rational right after something after meeting up with somebody or another couple is not the best time I immediately on the way home to have that you know you fucked up or you didn't fuck up conversation that tends to be heated right so they they just in the whole grand scheme of things they just couldn't get it they they felt like they left the lifestyle for a while because they needed to work on them because they needed their rules needed to be a little more clear and understanding that's perfect that's complete side note okay how we doing so far good okay the thing that her point was that she was saying he by him sharing information that she deemed more personal about their relationship, having more of that day-to-day conversation type stuff, that he was not swinging, he was having an affair. That she deemed that having an affair because he's sharing more information and details about their lives that the average stranger shouldn't know. Thank you. that having an affair because he's sharing more information and details about their lives that the average stranger shouldn't know i know i know this is kind of a this this is a hard one and he's saying yeah but no that's not the whole thing now there's an added problem that happened with this they both went to social media and they both asked a question on social media. They asked the same question worded completely differently, worded based upon their perception. Okay. Okay. Her perception, her question was, what is the difference between cheating or between having an affair and swinging? If you're doing something you're not supposed to, isn't that an affair? See how that was predetermined to guess what the responses were going to be? His question was worded, if you want to get to know someone better before you have sex, isn't that okay in the lifestyle and isn't that better than bed notching? See how his was predetermined the other way. So then, of course, the responses they got were completely different. And here's what's funny. I saw both of their questions. They're asked on two separate pages. And it was so funny because because i saw both of the questions i saw some of the same people answering both of their questions with completely different answers well it's all in the wording it was all in the wording and that just fueled the problem even more and so so what the question this is what constitute what they came to us with was what constitutes cheating and and i'm like oh i mean jump in if you want to say something like see your wheels are kind of spinning they're spinning i don't think they've gripped the pavement well my my thing was right off the bat was look here's the deal uh number one and this is one of my favorite sayings so it's copyrighted motherfuckers but the saying is and it's true because i believe it in sales all the way through i've always have your perception is my reality as and that was my thing to him. Look, it doesn't matter what anybody else thinks. If your spouse, your significant other, the person you're in this with, feels like something's over the line, the bottom line is it's over the fucking line. You guys have to work through that together to find where that happy medium is and and to to to try to take and you know they should have communicated initially what the level of texting was going to be allowed uh i agree but see i think it was even more than just texting i think my thing is i think because you can share what you do on a daily basis and you're not sharing anything intimate that you wouldn't share with anybody else. Well, exactly. And here's the reality. We've said it before. When you're new, sometimes things that you didn't think were going to be intimate, all of a sudden become intimate. Yeah. Okay. So there's going to be somewhat of a gray area there a little bit. But usually we're talking about like a sex act, you know, like, you know, no, you can't let him nibble on your neck like that. That's something I do or whatever. Right. But in this case, it can be words. It can be what you share. But I think you have to have a better better understanding you have to both be closer to the same page when you start for one because i think part of the problem here is they were way on separate pages there's a huge difference between i'm okay with sport fucking and i'm okay with like i need a form of a relationship the thing is, was he allowing his wife to see the texts? Yes. Yeah, he was. So there was nothing hidden there. There was nothing hidden. There was nothing hidden, and she didn't have a problem with that. Her whole thing was, though, that by sharing that information, and I think i think now this part i do not know for sure okay i do not know for sure but i think that there was initial like you're sharing too much information okay but then there was no discussion with what does that mean yeah so so then the next day he thinks he's sharing less information but it was still perceived as too much information and and look i do not want to sound like i'm bagging on her like it's just her fault no because it's not but i mean there was there was not enough again there was not enough discussion then on well what is too much information and there was obviously not the discussion on wait a minute i can't comfortably have sex with somebody unless i feel more of a connection than just a physical connection right i mean those are all these are all things you have to talk about yeah because everybody has different levels of comfort yes i guess my first thing is do you think i don't know what that sound was i sound like a squirrel in here there was that yeah it's not like a fucking seal i don't know it's a one nut thing so the first thing is i'm i'm signing up for a choir later uh the first thing is that uh do you think that constitutes cheating or an affair, what he was doing? No. Okay, good. I wanted to make sure, just wanted to double check and make sure I wasn't totally off base on that. Damn it, you've been cheating on me for a long time. No, no shit. No. I went public with it. Fuck yeah, bitches. No, but there has to be some level of trust, they're not married they're engaged and this is like this went from we're going to talk about this to we're meeting people to like my understanding was really quick and obviously I'm going to go out on a limb and go too quick gotcha so there's a lot of insecurities underlying the whole thing right exactly exactly there's an age difference there's insecurity so let's start with i we both agree that's not cheating that that issue is more of a lack of communication but we have talked in the past about how text messages and back and forth it that can become an affair, that can become cheating, that can become issues. But those are things that you have to communicate with each other. But as long as he's showing her and he's not hiding it. Right. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. True cheating is when people are not sharing information or the information is getting conveniently left out. It's like when somebody messaged me something and I grin. Right. And you go, who sent you what? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you never know. I don't hide it from you. No, no. I'm like, they sent me this. Well, and that, look, there are some things that are giveaways when people people are cheating i mean first of all you have to understand vanillas don't understand a lot of times that you can still cheat in the lifestyle oh yeah that there's cheating in the lifestyle new people in the lifestyle sometimes don't understand it's harder to cheat in the lifestyle there is cheating but also there's not i mean we joke all the time about some stuff because it's like you know it if you're in a vanilla marriage i mean just just relationship whatever and you and i'm staring at some chick's ass right i'm just like oh fuck not me okay that and we're vanilla and that can be i can see where some women would go that you're fucking cheating you fucking pig right in a swingers lifestyle before we were swingers i'd go check that ass out yeah but but you know but we're different than most people but in a swingersinger's lifestyle, I mean, that's not cheating. I mean, that's just hunting. That's fishing. I mean, you never – that's both of us, two people looking for a ring to see if anybody else has a black ring on or if we know him or recognize him. I mean, it's a totally different ballgame. So there's some things that are not cheating in the lifestyle. But there is but there is huge cheating i don't know cheating gets really great in the lifestyle we deal with this all the fucking time on our page and not as much anymore but it goes through spurts like the reality of it is that we have a you have there are people that are married or in relationship that their spouse doesn't play. And without a doubt, that always creates or has the potential to create issues because somebody goes, well, I know I saw on Facebook that they're married and their spouse never they're listed as single on your page well yeah because their spouse knows or their significant other knows and for whatever reason does not play and as a general rule if their spouse doesn't play a lot of times they most of the time they don't come to lifestyle events no i mean and why would they yeah that's just it's not their thing they don't go to lifestyle events so there's a degree of trust in the lifestyle because when somebody tells you that That's it. yeah that's just it's not their thing they don't go to lifestyle events so there's a degree of trust in lifestyle because when somebody tells you that you have to choose whether or not you're going to believe them or not and i get that that can be a challenge that i mean a lot of how everything led up to it can determine whether or not you should believe that or not i don't think you ever had a problem believing anybody that has told you that situation i mean because we've got several friends in the lifestyle that that's that several people we've hooked up with you hooked up with that that is their situation but here's the thing look you can generally tell when somebody's cheating in the lifestyle truly cheating in the lifestyle yeah because if you ask about their spouse or you ask about it shit gets real real iffy real fast it's like what you know there or when they can talk on the phone or when they can text is like totally it's like it's a job schedule you're like um well it's five o'clock it was great talking with you gotta go well that's fucking weird you can never talk after five nope sure can't well that that's usually a sign most of the time people that are it's not something necessarily volunteer right off the bat but usually our experience has been people that if their spouse doesn't play they're usually the one that will bring it up they'll put it right out there you know because you they feel comfortable and they understand that that some people are cheaters and are cheating and so they want to make sure that you understand hey that's not their that's not their thing you can say anything other than just mm-hmm. I'm doing all the fucking talking. Jeez you're killing me. Well okay. You're just going to make me laugh. I'm a huge smart ass today but that's beside the point. I know you it's hard for you to believe. What? So we've had nancy make a couple comments she said not cheating if he was honest and let her read the text that's right but also said she sounds like she's insecure that's very much so uh keep keep going out bitch keep going gotta make sure they can hear your voice do not mess with my microphone um and then skippy said
Speaker3: shut up i found out that with newbies the level of communication just doesn't happen where it needs to be they think they are but they don't realize how extra little things show up that the experienced people I had to click a button are used to because newbies
Speaker1: don't really know the quirks that pop up in the lifestyle. And that's the truth. And that's why, I mean, let's face it. There are, for some people, it is a huge turnoff to play with newbies for that very reason there there is such a fear factor there because we've all look we have all been there i don't give a shit any couple that has been in the lifestyle any length of time if they tell you oh they never had a moment where something happened later there was a discussion because it pissed one of the one of the part of the couple off they are fucking lying through their goddamn teeth yeah i promise you it has happened and it may have been something super stupid and small i mean we have seen everything from we have seen other experienced couples we have lived this on both sides of it i've watched experienced couples the dude gets too infatuated with the other chick and got his ass in i guarantee a serious world of shit on the way you forget to bring your old lady a drink you just you when she's asked you three times to go up to the bar and get her a drink you blow her off twice and, and then when you go, you make sure that he gets you a drink, and then comes back, and she goes, where's mine? He goes, huh? Oh, you wanted one? Oh, oops. And I just sat back and giggled. I knew where that fucking was heading. And I've also been the douchebag that has been there when I was sitting there and go, I sure would like a drink. I'm thirsty because I've been chatting and only got myself. So, you know, and as experienced swingers, that shit happens. We've still done shit as experienced swingers that we go, ah, no, you can't do that. And maybe it's not even a hard and fast all the time rule. Sometimes certain things will trigger something that day. But when you're new, look, you just have to fucking understand. There is going to be some weird fucking shit that's going to pop up. It's going to make you go, wait a minute, what? Okay, so that actually brings a great... How are we doing on time? Where are we at on time? You're at like 38 minutes. All right, fuck it. Half time, visit our stuff it's really good crazy casper.com buy our merchandise please we're a small business too just saying uh so and also we have events lined up for the summer and we are certainly hoping they're still going to be a go so you can still buy tickets for those anyways this is a great point right now for for newbies because i've been you know, I cruise all the, this is my full time job. So I'm constantly looking at porn. My job is looking at sex shit. I love it. Boy, I can look at it during the day. No one's watching. You're having sex during the day. So what are you talking about? Any one way. By the way, she still does have a job. That whole thing about getting to find out did not catch up and caught her.
Speaker2: We never explained that from last week. That's all right. All they need to know is you still have a job for now. Last week, when we kept saying we didn't know if I was going to have a job,
Speaker1: it was because the co-worker found out my Twitter.
Speaker3: And friends would benefit boys. And ask, and they were trying to figure out who who i was having sex with at
Speaker1: work and the fun thing is this is how we know stuff about cheating let's just say they only communicate via what is it snapchat yeah the one that disappears there's a reason for that it's not because i don't know anyways uh so the thing the thing is is that that, oh, I know. Anyway, so I cruise through stuff and I'm looking at shit all the time, right? Granted, we know that most all the swinger clubs, they should be, most everything is canceled. Swinger clubs are closed. People that have common sense in their heads out of their fucking asses are not having parties because they have you know social responsibility but there are still people wanting to get in the lifestyle so what's happening is there's a whole lot of people right now doing a lot of internet and online searching communicating whatever right so here's what's going to happen when this all gets past this there's going to be a whole rash of newbies coming out, right? They're going to have listened to our show and to listen to other shows. And they've done all this research. And they're going to say, in their mind, they've been a swinger for six months or three months or however long, you know. But they haven't done anything yet. But they've been a swinger because they've been fucking checking it out. Right. And then you're going to have actual new, new swingers that haven't done anything. Just said to get in the lifestyle. There's going to be influx of people that don't know what the fuck they're doing. And there's going to be an influx of people. That's going to, there's going to be the distinct possibility for a pass of drama because I'm sorry, new people, if you're listening to this for the love of fucking God, if you remember nothing other than Amanda's tits and buying our merchandise. No, I'm just kidding. If you remember nothing other than Amanda's boobs and remember this, you can do all the research you want. it will not prepare you for the first time, the second time, the eighth time that you are actually living it. I'm sorry. Guys, it is what it is. You have talked about it. You've wanted it because it was going to be hot. You wanted to be able to fuck other people. And so you're excited for your wife wife to get to fuck other people and the first time you watch some dude railing your old lady you're like that's fucking hot but that's my wife oh my god i don't want to think how did that feel it was a dick better than mine oh my god that's all the shit's gonna happen no matter how much research you think how ready you think you are until you live it you do not understand it and and newbies if you're listening here's the deal it's okay to have second thoughts after you live the first time or two a lot of people do a lot of people determine they do feel like it's cheating because they do feel like okay i just watched my spouse fuck somebody else and that your mind starts doing weird shit and all of a sudden you start going well are they thinking about it all the time or whatever so here's this is like anything it's like golf some people golf is a great relaxing hobby for them i don't play golf by the way which is really funny because i use it as an analogy all the time for other people it's the most frustrating motherfucking thing in the world i can't make this little ball go where i want to i can make a car go where i want to but not a little ball okay so some people so bad i want to make a reference yeah well i only have one so i don't like to keep track of it so so the thing is for some people they go golf for the first time and they come out and they are just fucking pissed off and stressed they're like golf sucks i don't think i'll do golf anymore let's try shooting and so they go do something else instead and that's okay it's the same thing with swinging right so if you don't feel like if you don't feel like you guys have a handle on this number one don't think that you have to have a complete handle on after the first time because the very first time besides all the other mixed emotions right there's still the hot factor with it too so it's going to be super confusing it's going to be like think back to when you were going through puberty. Are you going to sneeze? Are you down with the sickness? Think back when you went through puberty and you were confused because you couldn't figure out why you woke up, why when you touched yourself it tangled funny. Okay, this is kind of what's going to happen. Does that happen for a guy? Kind of. This is when the first time you wake up and you go, it's hard, and oh my God, did I just pee myself? Nope, that's a wet dream. Anyways, so you think back to that first confusing moment of it feels good, but what's going on? You're going to have a mix of that the first time you hook up with another couple. Why are you looking at me like that? Seriously. This makes you learn. Well, look, one day you've got something hanging there, the next day you wake up and it's hard, and people tell you don't touch it. You don't know why. You're like, whatever. And you've got to, you know. There wasn't books on this. I didn't walk in and go, how do I do this, right? I started jacking off at a very, very young age. Very young age. Oh, yeah, by kindergarten, I was fucking wanking like it owed me money but you want to know what's really funny about that i thought i can't believe this has nothing to do i thought i thought you stopped before i would stop before i came because i thought that you were gonna pee so for like the first three years that i was jacking off i'd get right to the great part and then stop ah kind of makes me wonder why i kept doing it because i never actually got to the good part with it that's probably why i lost you realize you can keep going i think one time i just kind of happened it accidentally happened i just slipped They went through and was like, well, I didn't pee at all. Well, this is great.
Speaker2: So, I mean, pee at all. Well, this is great. So, I mean,
Speaker3: that's all I can figure out. I have to catch you some slack for being five.
Speaker1: So you're not going to know. Hey, look, you know what? I saw the stuffed animal and it was fuzzy and it felt good. Just saying. You want to know what's really sad? You know how parents keep toys that you're like, your favorite toys
Speaker2: Thank you. Just saying. You want to know what's really sad?
Speaker1: You know how parents keep toys that are like your favorite toys and shit?
Speaker2: Did your mom keep that damn teddy bear? It wasn't a teddy bear. Yeah. It was like a cat thing.
Speaker1: Yeah.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: She doesn't know. I want to see this thing.
Speaker1: I don't think so. The fur seems to be mad.
Speaker3: He jacked off on that animal every night.
Speaker2: I didn't jack on. I humped it. I was fine. I didn't know what I was fucking doing. I don't think so. The fur seems to be mad. He jacked off on that animal every night. I didn't jack off. I humped it. I was five. I didn't know what I was fucking doing. I don't know. It just felt weird. Do we want to get into masturbation stories? If you got a good one, beat that. I don't know when I started masturbating. You were 42. But I never... 42, fuck off. No. I was probably 10 or 11 But I never But I was only the The clit stimulation I never inserted a finger In fact when somebody's like I started talking about my people do that I just did the off. No, I got off. At least you didn't stop right at the good part. But it was always my hand doing it, and that was exhausting. Now you have the vibrators that just do it for you. You could no more get off with your hand now than the man on the moon. No, I'd cramp up. You'd be like, fuck this. It isn't going to be that good anyways. I'm too old for that shit. This could be why I lost a nut. It maybe was the first three years of jacking off. And I didn't shoot my nut. It was like this eternal blue ball. It kind of makes me think back and go, now, why did I keep doing it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But there was never a completion. Because a way to get rid of the boner? I guess. Well it felt good but i get i didn't realize how good it could feel when you finished so i just right up to the very fucking point of perfect i was like yeah i think it was one of those like the first time we got like pre-cum was like oh my god i'm gonna pee you know and so you stop so i would get right to that point and then stop and it's just like i remember the first time i finally came i probably did piss that time because there was so much cum buildup probably looked like a hand cream that exploded in my bed my mother was like watching my sheets they're like crunch i mean but it's just like but you were five no i was like eight when i finally figured out that i was probably like seven. I finally six or seven.
Speaker1: I finally figured it out. But I went quite a while without going without.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Bringing her home.
Speaker3: Wow.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: That's fucking fucking stupid.
Speaker3: That's something else.
Speaker1: Oh, God.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Been the pain. The hell I. Nobody knows the troubles I've seen. How did we go from cheating to me jacking off and not knowing that I could come without pissing the bed? Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker1: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Speaker1: Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Oh, my God., I'm done. My reputation is fucking shot. That's awesome. No one's going to say anything about your reputation. Hey, check off, boy. You want to finish? You were five. I know. I was was leading the charge who jacks off at five i do
Speaker1: i'm the one i'm the one that fucking made we still have it my mother still has the kindergarten project i know of all the girls in the sears catalog i'm sorry that's a what i want to know is how i got in trouble at school for following a little girl around because i kept trying to kiss her so here's a poll what age do people start masturbating two Ha ha't know what to do with it i didn't realize what was going on as a baby that would have been great Age 9 months Oh I have a child prodigy What did he figure out how to jack off Great He's not going to be fucking Einstein But he can pull one off like a fucking boss I don't Wow No I don't think a lot of guys get morning Guys before the age 5 I don't think that's real common I don't know I haven't done the research on it i never went to the doctor and you know doctor i've got a question i can remember sitting in sex ed because they did that in fifth grade sitting there going wish i would have done that a couple years ago when they're going you know the whole wet dreams and all that shit and you know i'd already figured it out but i was thinking to myself going which i would have known back then what i'd been missing the first three years i was jacking off and wasn't finishing like a fucking tool what do you what do you do go to your teacher and ask this in between story time and nap time mom i'd like a snack by the way sometimes when i touch myself It tingles It tingles
Speaker2: And I want to keep doing a little bit more I'd like a snack. By the way, sometimes when I touch myself... It tingles.
Speaker1: It tingles. And I want to keep doing a little bit more, but I'm afraid I'm going to pee in my bed. My mother would have been like, yeah, she'll pee. Don't touch it. What would have happened? I guarantee it. Oh, yeah.
Speaker2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1: That's... There it is. See, so that's probably why I blew a nut is because down the road, I was beating her like it owed me money making up for all those times. And fucking...
Speaker3: Yeah, see, I'd never I never inserted a finger until I was with some guy and he goes why don't you jack off so I'm like started to rub on the top of my clit and he goes what are you doing quit petting yourself and jack on this is how amanda jacks off sorry we're supposed to insert it okay that's awesome the guy's telling you how you're supposed to do it you're doing it wrong but it works for me that's what i did i didn't know that you were supposed to like i don't know see so we could have a shirt for me before it was like up down up down and no squirt yeah exactly there used to be a saying when people used to watch or when I cammed or tried to whatever and guys would be you want to watch me jack off fine it got to the point where I was like no I don't want to watch you jack off it's the same thing with every guy up down up down squirt let's see not with me between age five and seven it was up down up down i'm so miserable i'll tell you what you're gonna be excited to go in the attic the next time aren't you next let's we should bring home some of's toys and stuff. That'll be awesome. Let's see what he's got in here. Was it this one? Crunch. Can I share that, Skippy? What? If you put it in writing, it's going to get shared. I'm just telling you now. Yeah, but that was an instant message. It wasn't on the phone. Oh, damn. Okay, well, fine. Fuck, that takes all the fun out of this shit. Can't do that. Anyway, so yeah, there you go. That's just... Maybe we need to start, you know, your first sexual experience. We can probably do that. Where are we at on time with this? 52. 52. Holy fucking shit. No shit. Down with the sickness. Hey, but your coughs sound better. They're not so smokish. They're not smokish. No. Because you quit that.
Speaker2: I did.
Speaker1: You know, actually, today is what? So it's been almost, it will be.
Speaker3: Almost two months.
Speaker1: Almost two months.
Speaker3: Next week?
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Yep. I'm a fucking beacon of health.
Speaker2: Not to mention.
Speaker3: Okay, he says I can share it.
Speaker2: Okay, go.
Speaker3: He got his first blowjob at seven.
Speaker1: Jesus fucking Christ. I'm like. holy fuck. How'd that work out? Wow, I was doing it wrong. And all you were doing was masturbating and not coming. I was jacking off. Oh, shit. I hope it's okay if I pee in your mouth. First blowjob at seven. Who sucked his neck? Does it really matter? Yeah, we want names and shit. There's probably Susie next door. Fuck yeah. At recess behind the building. No shit. Fuck the swing set, bitches. We're going to do this shit the right way. Keep your pimp hands strong, Skippy. That's the way to do it, brother. Wow. Jesus. Yeah. Seven years old. Fuck. I could only hope to get that shit at seven. And when did I get my first blowjob? God, now I'm trying to think. It wasn't from me. No, it wasn't from you. No. No, there was a lot of firsts that weren't from you, Pumpkin. Sorry, don't take this the wrong way. Well, yours was the first dick I sucked. Well, congratulations. Yours was the first. I wanted to fuck it. I didn't want to suck it well yours was the first dick i sucked well congratulations yours was i wanted to fuck it i didn't want to suck it yours was the first lips i penetrated yeah we'll go with that story bullshit that's what your parents believe they still believe that now uh no they don't now because they were girl next door fuck i want to go in your dude you truly sorry mr rogers god rest your soul uh yeah truly was a beautiful go in your... Dude, you truly... Sorry, Mr. Rogers, God rest your soul. Yeah, it truly was a beautiful day in your fucking neighborhood, brother. It's a friendly neighborhood. Well, there's all guys in my neighborhood, so it's probably a good thing that didn't happen. I mean, it wouldn't have been my thing.
Speaker2: I'm just saying.
Speaker1: Okay. But there's some hot girls in kindergarten. One time I walked in the kitchen, my brother was humping the kitchen floor. No around and walked out. I was all of like 11 or 12. I didn't know what was going on. You know, now there's whole porn scenarios that start like that. No, it had to be your stepbrother. Now I just go, oh, that's what he was doing. It must have felt good. You know what? Now you can ask him. He was just kind of barely moving. I'm not going to ask my brother shit. Well, you're all adults now, so he's like, hey, I got a question for you. That one time when you were humping the fucking kitchen floor, why? Just that goes over Well I think As a logical adult I can figure out why While sending a text I just want to Maybe put lube on the floor first Oh god Dish soap Dish soap Okay Dish soap and a little bit of water I'm cleaning the floor ma No don't come up I don't need any help I got this always when Mom and Dad were gone. Imagine that. Well, that's always good because there's nothing worse than humping the fucking floor when your parents are going to walk in. I dropped something. Why are your pants down? Because yeah, stuff, things, I don't know. He didn't have his pants all the way down. That's the joy of a guy. You don't have to. Sure. I fucked a girl on the stairs when I had mono But You know My dad couldn't hurt Why I was a guy It really It relapsed my ass too So it's funny It's what you get Yeah And she wasn't supposed to be over there Because I was exposing her to mono And But she didn't care And she wanted it Thinking with your dick Well she was thinking with her twat And so it worked out And But then I was like got really sick and was couldn't do anything for like three days after that i thought mom's like i thought you were healing up whoops so did i well you're not so i don't know what happened when she called the doctor like well they overextend himself because you know that can cause a relapse with mono she's like no he's just been laying around i'm like well i tried i was gonna go down the stairs and watch tv for a while but that was it you shouldn't have been carrying stuff yeah that was it so all right with that being said we need to go uh what are we doing oh yeah so don't forget remember find amanda's intuitive healing energy on facebook get signed up get your session in all seriousness uh don't go through the stress and uh being lonely and all that shit get yourself squared away uh let miss amanda help you out with that what does that have to do with lonely uh well because depression and stuff like that just you need you need positives just go to amanda's intuitive healing energy it'll be worth it you need to feel better get aligned with yourself yes it helps do that with healing depression anxiety stress all of it yes so do that also don't forget to go out and visit our friends at pg preserve and produce supply llc on facebook as well as make sure you go to our website www.crazykazba at uh.com uh see our our casbah cares and help us with that if you'd like to we'd love to have you don't forget to go our patreon because we're a small business can use your help don't forget to buy our merch because we really can use your help with that too we like to have lots of stuff I mean like to lick your nuts and so if you have other things email us at crazy casbah at gmail.com. Everything's with a K. That's the way we roll. So, doing it the only way we know how until next week. Doing it the only way we want to and the only way I ever motherfucking will. Casba style, out.
Speaker2: Bye.