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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, I am Cole, and I here with the lovely, lovely and frizzy Miss Amanda. Hey. And we are here to spew, celebrate, and be all things sex, sex-oriented, swinger, swinger-ish, and we do it in a loud and proud sort of way, right? Uh-huh. We hide nothing. Oh, God. From nowhere. You can find us all kinds of places like twitter for example but whereas this is we'll get i think you just hit your head on the and i miss amanda just knocked herself out for those of you listening at home oh my god you're gonna want to start tuning into our youtube channel because these videos are gonna be out there amanda just knocked herself silly on the sound equipment this is season three episode 97 wow we're creeping ever closer to episode 100 yes we are uh miss amanda won't remember this one because she will have a fucking uh she'll be going into concussion protocol at this point in time my hair the lines look all weird and small am i not talking enough into my dick i mean microphone apparently no my God. Don't do that. Now we're better. Okay. All right. So, yeah. So, you all right there? I'm just checking to see if I can adjust it. Yeah, okay. My hair protected my head. Nice. Thank God for curly hair. It had a little bit of bounce to it. We're working on our sound equipment and uh we're gonna be able to find in the very near future to add sound effects which the boy is one that's gonna be added i'm gonna figure out how to run the damn thing shit uh well i'm excited because if we can do that boy goes, it only goes in so many different places. I've been lazy. Wait, what? You walked into that one. Don't even go there, bitch. This, you know, just spending quality time together. It's working out pretty well. Coffee and Kahlua. Rum and Coke. So, yeah, it's a Sunday night because that's when we record and and we're drinking. Duh. So, again, we do the normal thing we put out there. For those of you that are just listening to us and not watching this, and you might not know, we actually do this live in front of our very large secret secret Facebook group, Crazy Casbah casbah don't tell the others but if you want to join uh join us at uh send us an email and we'll get you hooked up so uh we're gonna hit on a sponsor so the sponsor tonight is uh us so there you go uh definitely we want you to visit our page www.craba.com. Get all kinds of merch with an attitude. That's what we've got for you. Find out about our stuff, crazy summer nights, crazy winter nights, crazy nights overall. And also, we're announcing for the first time for you folks here listening, the information is not on the website yet. I don't have it up on the website yet. I will by the end, within 24 hours and i will by thursday when you're hearing this it'll be up you too can become a member of the crazy vips that's right uh crazy vip package special for members of casbah how can you do that how can we get there cole how can we be one of the are your vips why do we want to be one of your vips well get special discounted price on crazy casbah merch discounted price on tickets to our events uh and also other events that we go to and are a part of as well as special vip only merch yeah get a free frisbee if you sign up also uh and and so much more oh yeah and that's other little thing that's just other little secret thing uh twice a month you're gonna get special uh videos from us that would be from miss amanda and i uh that will be emailed out to you now here's the cool thing there ain't no rules when those videos come up so if miss amanda wants to do them topless yes you can and those will be some pretty risky as we're gonna have some fun with those those are gonna be dirty all the things we can't do on Facebook and we can't do on another platform, you can. And those will be some pretty risky. We're going to have some fun with those. Those are going to be dirty. All the things we can't do on Facebook and we can't do in another platform, we can do in that. So if you're interested in that, send us an email. Crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com. Put VIP in this subject line. Or you'll be able to find it on our website. And yeah, so we'll go from there. How about that for some shit?
Speaker2:
Awesome.
Speaker1:
And that ain't even the fucking half of the shit that's coming out over the course of the next 30 days. We are entertaining the masses. Look, while the masses are all, we're all being good world citizens and making sure we're not spreading the disease. So none of us are going to be down with the sickness. Please do this. It'll be great for the press. Anyways, so until that happens, so we're going to be entertaining the masses is what we do. We're like your dirty version of Bob Hope. So Miss Amanda, you never know where she'll stick her golf club. Anyways, so.
Speaker3:
I don't have one, thank God.
Speaker2:
Willa.
Speaker1:
So you, Willa.
Speaker3:
No, but today you're like, hey, you want to stick a booze bottle?
Speaker1:
I was just giving you suggestions. I was being helpful. No, I'm good. Look, man, you have to kill the fucking, the blues that can set in the depression, the sadness of being quarantined. We have to fight that. And we have a job and a responsibility to the masses. Preach with me, sister, to the masses to rise up. We up we are going to entertain we are going to titillate you through each and every one of you through the next coming days weeks and whatever uh we will titillate we will tickle we will whatever will fuck you uh all the way through to get to the other side so that we can have the biggest uh casbahgy known to fucking mad. So there you go.
Speaker3:
Thing is, kids, practice up. I'm not quarantined.
Speaker1:
No, but we aren't, but just in case. But all I'm saying for right now is, guys, practice. Pull it off, get it strong, get it ready to roll. Girls, get lube, practice it up. Gush. And so that when we have the all clear, we can just have a big old messy sex vest. the country lube on with that being said should we go on to questions are you going to talk tonight or what's going on the smart ass is refraining so bad wait what i know because earlier you said shut up look that's different that's in our personal life that has nothing to do with our on our air one have a drink on our on air personalities i'm so excited to be on a microphone Take another drink, please Oh, shit, Jesus Christ
Speaker3:
Mmm
Speaker1:
Oh, sweet liquor. How it eases the pain. All right, should we get rolling with this shit? Do you want to talk about anything? You're a dick. Oh, no, I'm giving you the option. Do you or do you not? No, we'll wait a little while. Hey, stay tuned, kids. Much like the episode. Because they can follow one page to another and go, hey, let's listen. Oh, shit. That's about us. Hey, you know. Okay, well, I'm going to put it here. And hey, that's not my circus nor my monkeys. For those of you that are old enough to remember this, just say this warning is like who shot J.R. on Dallas in the 80s. If you're not, Google it. I'm sure there'll be more to come with this drama and the scene as it unfolds. We'll let you know. Anyways, until then, it's a cliffhanger. Hang. Okay. Will Amanda have a job next week? We'll have a whole show, and it'll be titled on The Dangers of Playing with Fire. Fire. Sometimes you might get burned, just saying. We'll know more as the week unfolds. Maybe we'll have a special episode. Well, who knows? We'll have to see. Yeah. We may have all kinds of time on our hands. Okay, so, but for the time being, let's skip that and leave that as a titillating, a juicy little tidbit, a morsel, if you will, hanging out there for you to slobber on to gob your knob until we move on to the next thing. So, but let's go to a question, shall we?
Speaker3:
Next, how about the first one?
Speaker1:
Well, a question.
Speaker2:
Absolutely.
Speaker1:
I don't know if I can know. Are you ready for a question?
Speaker2:
Yes. Okay.
Speaker4:
All right.
Speaker1:
This question comes to us from Paul and and bev in minneapolis minnesota hey uh and uh so their question is a new lighting i can actually read which is awesome with my shades on we have been chatting with a couple uh and we have traded pictures and they both have big hic His is on his chest, and hers is on her lower neck. What is your thoughts or the rules on Mark's? Oh, yeah. Okay, so I reach out as I always do. Touching me, touching you. So Paul and Bev are, again relatively new uh in the lifestyle okay they've had a couple of the very the very typical uh play partners at this point people they have known for a little bit they've met you know they've been to a club like once and met some people and played so they're because again because of the virus right they're they're utilizing the online sources and that's how they met this couple and everything's been going great they sound like a lot of fun whatever but the markings the hickeys were like they said it wasn't a deal breaker they don't think but you could kind of tell in the email back that it's kind of a deal breaker it's a it's a definite issue for them because as they said they're a professional couple and so they want to know what our thought is on markings like that i personally am not into them well okay i but that's just my preference on people doing it. So it's not even people doing it. I don't care to have marks on me. Well, okay. So I want to back up first, though, real quick and just say, okay, obviously there is a difference if you are, remember, PDSM, poly, swinging, we're all on the same tree, just different branches. Right. So certain branches, marks are, that's part of it. When you get into the kink side, that can be part of it, whatever. So what we're talking about, we're not talking about that part of it. Okay, that's a totally different world, and that's kind of outside of our scope when it comes to that so so there's no confusion we want to talk about the swinging side so if you're a kinkster making that transition hey this could be good for you also okay our things with with hickeys i know when i was a kid growing up if i came home with a hickey oh boy i'd have been in deep shit i came home uh after i graduated i was a senior you know it was after my senior year so i was still at home before i went to college but now with my girlfriend and had a fucking monster hickey on my chest a i mean fucking she had damn near sucked my heart right out of my chest it's not all she sucked that night either by the way just saying but it started there and went lower anywho next morning i didn't think anything about it i'm getting ready to go to work and my mom's up at the same time and i come out of the bathroom with no shirt on and here's this fucking giant fucking look like a bullet wound on my chest.
Speaker2:
And I got the third degree and I quickly lied right through my teeth about having because I worked at a warehouse about having got hit with a corner of a box in my chest because and she flat out said, well, it's not a hickey because those are gross and just fucking rip me a new asshole. Even when I was lying to her and it wasn't a hickey to begin with.
Speaker3:
So it was not, you know, a hickey was not gonna be okay in my household at all what would your what would your mom have done if you'd have come fucking home with fucking neck bruises i did and i i i got mad at the guy that did it when he was doing it i'm like don't you'll get me in trouble he's like oh no and then he like thought he'd be smart and do it like on the very back where my hair would be covering it and well no uh i i've gotten a lecture or two but I don't care for him. I didn't then.
Speaker1:
I don't now.
Speaker2:
It's every, everybody has different perceptions of them. Okay.
Speaker5:
And, and part of it is discretion.
Speaker1:
Okay. We were at a party a long time ago, a house party where somebody got a mark put on him and it was like the husband, well well they weren't married at the time the boyfriend at the time was fucking pissed the gal was fucking pissed it was her birthday that she was they were not happy not happy at all because it was again it was high enough that she going to have to alter what she wore to work to cover it. And I think that that's one of those things. This is kind of one of those topics. You have to have a conversation with people. I can tell you, I did. Okay, there was one time since we've been in the lifestyle that I came home with a hickey. Not a hickey, a bite mark. It was more than once because you liked it. Well, okay, yes. but the first that i came home with it with a hickey not a hickey a bite mark i was it was more than once because you liked it well okay yes but the first time i came home with it is when i played alone and it was not a hickey it was a fucking bite mark yeah and it was hot as fuck and i didn't even realize i had it and then we talked about it because at first you were kind of pissed and and i said no wait a minute she was she chomped down and i didn't stop her and then it became a thing you knew that when i hooked up with her that i was gonna have bite marks because i liked it and i do like it but she also always knew they were always low on my chest or they on my peck so it was again it was never a hickey and it was afterwards after she did the first time she apologized she fucking felt horrible about the situation because she got caught up in the moment rock on at least i was fucking the shit out of her and she had caught him in the moment um and and she felt bad about it but then we talked about it and it's like yeah that's okay and you know for future times right but we had to have that conversation as well with it i don't think that i would not have been okay with and i have stopped people from trying to give me a hickey up on my i would not be okay for a long time i was in a job where i wore a suit and tie every fucking day and a hickey on the side of my neck would have cost me thousands of dollars would have cost me my fucking job is what it would have cost me not to mention it would have opened up the door to questions that i don't want to have to answer or wouldn't have wanted to back then i mean at at 48 years old and i'm not making this don't roll your eyes it's not an age thing but okay i can honestly say to me hickeys are kind of juvenile how do you do you think at 48 years old do you think that i mean i i don't know i don't know if a guy can i don't know if i buy a guy can get caught up in the moment and forget and do it because you got to work to fucking give a hickey you have to work to give a hickey um i there nothing erotic, in my opinion, for me. Right. There is nothing wrong with someone latching on and just sucking. All right. Guys want it to their dick. Yes, we do. But we don't want it to hurt, and it would hurt you. But on the neck, that's not an erogenous zone, so to speak. Not for sucking.
Speaker2:
Light kissing. Yes.
Speaker3:
Light kissing, yes.
Speaker1:
But to sit there and just latch on.
Speaker3:
I can't say it.
Speaker2:
Part of me wants to say barbaric, but it's not barbaric. It's just, it's rude.
Speaker1:
Yeah. And here's the thing. My biggest thing to Paula and Bev would be is you need to be very upfront and honest Thank you. It's rude Yeah And here's the thing My biggest thing to Paul and Bev would be is You need to Be very upfront and honest Before you play with a couple like that That No fucking marks I can honestly tell you If somebody leaves marks And it's And it's not okay I'll never play with them again What would you do if someone left a hickey on me? Punch him in the fucking throat. Actually, I would... Okay, people have to understand this with me. As a general, you are more than capable of taking care of 99.9999 situations without me being involved in any way, shape, or form. You're a very strong woman. You're an independent woman. You don't need somebody to take care of you, whatever. But at that point in time, here's the deal. you're an independent woman you don't need somebody to take care of you whatever but at that point in time here's the deal you're not marking my bitch I mean that's you know that's just you're you're this is this this is gonna sound horrible and I don't fucking care but it's true you're my old lady so here's the thing you're not marking my old lady you're not marking my wife I marked my wife you marking my wife. I marked my wife. You have a ring on your finger. I marked you. I have a ring on my finger. You marked me. So that's the way this works. So if you start trying to give, if some guy starts trying to give you a hickey, that's like trying to pee on you. No, that's not, that's not how this is going to work. Because here's the thing. You're not going to have to deal with with the consequences of the guy's gonna have to deal with the consequences of you having to try to find makeup to cover it up and being self-conscious about it and worrying about it and worrying about it working the tears and all the rest of the bullshit he's not gonna have to deal with that i am so i'm gonna have no problem to walk up and go did you especially when walk from me and go, I did not know he was going to do that. I'm going to walk up and go, okay, so apparently we're leaving marks on each other, so here you go. I wear big fucking rings. I'll leave a fucking mark, too. His ass will look like Harry fucking Potter with a TCB across his fucking forehead. No, you don't just do that. Now, if you were like, no, I really dug this,
Speaker2:
and it was something you were into no i really dug this and you know
Speaker1:
some of you're into rock on but it goes back to communication you have to talk about it and here's the thing okay this is gonna sound i'm gonna sound like super old person right here okay do you have something you look like you had something you have an offer to bite you who what where hold on oh yeah sweet one person says i don't mind a mark as long as you can't see it uh yeah and there again there's the other thing if you can't see it rock on again as long as it's communicated and it can't be seen rock on now i will say this and this is here's the old person here's the dad lecture okay right here. Right here it is. It's actually, hickeys are actually dangerous. Did you know? You can Google this. You can actually use my phone to Google it. I don't need to Google. But it actually, it can cause a blood clot. That would be my luck. I'm going to cause somebody to stroke the fuck out. Perfect. No, it's just one of those things that, again, I can't stress communication. There's not a set rule. So, Paul and Bev, there's not a set rule. You just have to be real honest and upfront. If you see it, you can express concerns. Yeah, exactly. You can express concerns. If you do it, you ask. You ask. Here's something that I think the kinksters that are listening can totally appreciate. There is hardcore communication in the kink community about the degree of, depending on what the fetish or kink is, the degree of marks or, I don't know if bruising is the right word but but the degree of marks that's left that's that's communicated that's why there's safe words there's there's things like that and that's something that's discussed so that's something that the swinger side our branch of the tree needs to figure that out that it's okay there's nothing wrong with saying hey you know what i really get off on giving a guy hickey or leaving a mark on his chest you can relate to this comment okay i once had a woman claw my back with her fingernails and i bled and it was over the line for me oh fuck yeah fucking i had that happen yeah we were at a fucking party and this fucking no not even not even a woman not a fucking cunt came up and said my nails are really sharp and wrote slash my name in my back and i'm going oh what the fuck what i mean because it was out of the blue and then she just went like did the the line underneath and drew blood and i was fucking pissed and she knew it took like three weeks i mean it took three weeks to heal that's just inappropriate it was not again it was non-consensual it was non-consensual and it happened so fast it was like what the i need to suck it better what the fuck uh started to happen i mean that, that's really the reality of it. There's nothing wrong with communicating if you are into that or if you dig it or you don't dig it. Right. There's nothing wrong with that as long as you talk about it. I don't think I've had a guy try to mark. I think you're more excited than guys are just make sure they're getting it up i i honestly and it's not you i think most women really it's more exciting when the guy can just get it up and fuck decent i mean 90 of the women have to deal with the fact that guys think they can eat pussy and they can't do that worth of shit you know so you're already busy having to deal with a guy down there going just basically slobbering all over your cooter thinking they're getting you off that's great yeah yeah okay anytime stick the dick in dick me um so i mean and yeah i i don't think you probably have that i i will say this i'm gonna put this out here because and you can tell me if you think i'm totally wrong or the crowd can tell me by the way if you don't know our crowd we're getting comments from our our listeners which we love if a guy if you're out there and this this goes for paul and bev especially in and if you've had the conversation with a couple and you said don't do this okay we're not into this everybody agrees and somebody starts to do it somebody goes oh my god i i forgot i didn't even realize i had done it bullshit bullshit okay do not be afraid remember it's your body it's your body you will be the one to have to explain it later don't be afraid to tell somebody fucking stop like not even being nice you don't even have to be nice during that time frame i said no well even if somebody bites a nipple too hard or sucks too hard i will jump and and make a kind of a noise and that's to stop or i will say like a bubby you're not so hard you're like a bubby yep no you you will not quite But I've had to do it where I go, oh, not so hard. Yeah, because there's nothing wrong with that. It's my freaking nipple. I would like the rings to stay in it. I don't necessarily need them to be in your mouth when you're done. I would like both nipples to come home with me, attach not one in a bag. We'll put that in a bag and some ice so you can reattach that later. It really is your body. I guess I equate this because thinking back to that party we were talking about where the boyfriend got, okay, it was happening. The person didn't say stop. They were pissed about it afterwards. Okay, ladies, because i think this happens to ladies more than guys if the dude if if anal sex is off the table you don't take it up the pooper you don't or whatever whatever your rules are and the dude accidentally forgets when he's behind you and fucking your doggie and slams that up your fucking ass i'll bet you'll have no problem saying fucking no to that shit and turn around going yeah i mean if that you know that is we all go well duh that's a huge violation right this is no different in my opinion same it's the same fucking thing you don't accidentally look you can accidentally miss your target i've done that and start to go in the wrong spot and have a We'll be right back. in my opinion same it's the same fucking thing you don't accidentally look you can accidentally miss your target i've done that and start to go in the wrong spot and have a girl go wrong spot oh god sorry well a lot of girls have done that and being that i've tried to fuck a girl from behind it's not easy to find it's not easy your dick just finds a hole and goes and but immediately you're like stop but look you don't accidentally get it in in the butt and pump for 10 minutes that's not an accident happening you you got there and you knew exactly what the fuck you were doing yeah there's a difference it's the same thing look when you fucking put a big fucking big old hickey on the side of a girl's neck you knew what you were doing because i have tried to do it to you just to piss you off and it takes suction and skills I can't give a hickey Yeah you can't I cannot give a hickey at all I just laugh when you try And I'm like Maybe that's why I don't like them I'm just jealous I'm just jealous Because I can't give a hickey In high school All the kids that were getting some Had hickeys And I think it was like a marking Without getting had sex Have I got to have sex or I have a girlfriend Guess who never had a fucking hickey In high school Your girlfriend My girlfriend And it wasn't because One person has A strict no souvenir policy I guess I shouldn't do that with your mouth full I like that are they fixed? that's wrong well I know souvenir policy could be a lot of things hey is it a guy or a girl? is it a guy or a girl? it's a guy okay so it's look that could mean that could mean no stds that could mean i mean i agree 100 with that all the way across the board i don't want to bring anything home but memories that's okay and then and then we've got everybody's uh everyone's body is different some you can barely suck and leave a mark. And others you can suck hard and not leave a mark.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker3:
So just don't do it.
Speaker2:
Yes.
Speaker3:
And that's true. Some people bruise easy.
Speaker1:
Part of it is kind of being in tune, don't you think? I mean, being in tune.
Speaker2:
I understand.
Speaker1:
When you and I fuck, we're going to be in a different level of in tune with each other because we've been together for almost 28 years. Do you realize that? Do you realize that it's...
Speaker2:
Good God. I'm kidding.
Speaker3:
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Speaker1:
28 long fucking years. You came back for more. It all came undone with one little virus. Who'd have thunk?
Speaker2:
What?
Speaker1:
When is that, by the way?
Speaker3:
When's what?
Speaker1:
It was in March that we started fucking banging, wasn't it?
Speaker2:
April.
Speaker1:
No, it wasn't. Yeah. You were supposed to go home for your mom's birthday. That's right, by the way? Went to what? It was in March that we started fucking banging, wasn't it? April. No, it wasn't.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
You were supposed to go home for your mom's birthday.
Speaker1:
Oh, that's right.
Speaker2:
I was. Fucking.
Speaker1:
She was damn good for being inexperienced.
Speaker2:
Just saying.
Speaker3:
Hey, you came back.
Speaker1:
You can imagine how good she was now.
Speaker3:
Hell, I was experienced with sex. I just wasn't experienced with bloodshed.
Speaker1:
Dirty, dirty girl. Hey, you know what? That's going to be fucked up.
Speaker2:
What?
Speaker1:
I wonder if our 100th show is going to fall on our anniversary of the first Thank you. Dirty, dirty gore, girl. Hey, you know what? That's going to be fucked up. What? I wonder if our 100th show is going to fall on our anniversary of the first night we fucked. Well, that would be fucked up, won't it? We'll have to figure that out, huh? Anyways, so what... Totally butterfly. There was a point I was making with this, but the point was...
Speaker3:
Damn close. 28 years ago, who would have thought this is where we'd be just saying so the the thing is is obviously a couple two people that have just met or fucking for the first time are not going to be as in tune with each other as you and i are but you can still be somewhat in tune and and again notice hey newbies this is kind of one of the things you need to do you need to be i know you're excited because you got your dick in somebody else or somebody else's dick is in you but you still need to be somewhat in tune with the person you're fucking that's just being able to be read body language well yeah i mean it's it's like don't just be fucking in la la land fucking know if you know someone's squirming to get away from you or whatever the case may be or or if they're, like, trying to cover up because you got BO or I don't know. You never know. Nasty pits. Nothing worse than that. Just saying. How are we doing on time? Totally missed halftime. Oh, you're almost at halftime. Almost. 28's the magic number. I am fucking getting good at guessing this shit. Wow. Wow. You are. That's impressive. I really need a clock. You keep saying that, but you do nothing to fix it.
Speaker1:
We're going to get a clock, because here's the deal. For those of you guys that don't know, I also do non-sexual motivation stuff. So we're getting ready to start recording of another podcast, but it'll just be me. It's still going to have a lot of cuss words in that shit. It's still going to be funny. Okay. But it'll just be me, but I'll have a clock, because I'll have nobody. You'll be behind the scenes running the soundboard. I'll still going to be funny. Okay. But it'll just be me, but I'll have a clock because I'll have nobody. You'll be behind the scenes running the soundboard. I'll still be here because my schedule changed at work. We don't know how much. That's part of the to be determined. Dun. Any more. Oh, man. And she went walking through the park one day. Crack. Oh. Okay. Gosh, it's halftime. You might as well tell it now because if he even was going to start listening, he'd have left it by now. No. Whoa, whoa, wait. We'll keep everybody hanging. It'll be dangling. Hey, halftime. So, what was I going to- Hang it hard or hang it soft? Well, I don't know. It kind of depends. Just hanging around. So, hey, don't forget. You know what? This virus, it's going to get nice. There's brighter days coming. And guess what? We're going to be having parties. We're having parties this summer. So don't forget you know what this virus it's going to get nice there's brighter days coming and guess what uh we're gonna be having parties we're having parties this summer so don't forget to go to www.crazysummernights.com and get signed up we are gonna be out at the home of the world famous swing stock whoop uh that would be two creeks uh campground in sandstone minnesota and we are so fuckinged and excited to be there. You can go to www.crazysummernights.com. You can see the information. We're going to have some Olympics. Maybe the only Olympics going on this summer. We're going to have all kinds of stuff. You can get your tickets there. So get signed up for that today. If you have questions, let us know. Don't forget also, please, just like every other small business, business support your local businesses we're also a business so please uh feel free to go visit our patreon and and uh if you like what you hear then uh you know uh you know give a little something something keep us to keep us rolling and just remember there's one level that you can get a special picture a week and special individual private text from. I took pictures today. Yeah, they're sexy and fucking hot as shit. Anyways. So, yeah, but anyways, also don't forget, support other people in the lifestyle, other businesses. This is huge to us. So we'll talk more about that at the end of the show. So, hold on. Drinky boo. When I drink, you really need to say something so we don't have this dead air part in there. I don't know. Everybody wants to hear you go. Yeah. Okay. I'm told not to talk. It wasn't my show. I never told you not to talk. I've never told you not to talk during the show. You said don't outshine me or something. I said you can. What did you say? No, this sounds horrible. We were fucking around with this sound and you said what't don't don't outshine me or something i said you can what did you say no this sounds horrible we were fucking around with this sound and you said what i can't be i said you're overpowering your mic was overpowering mine and you go what i can't outshine you i said you can when you get your own fucking show and we were laughing ha ha ha about that so then you can come on this way and fucking does in like, I'm going to shoot a douche. I have to take a halo on my head. Don't try to fucking bounce around the fact that you don't know what your HR meeting is going to be like tomorrow. Oh, fuck off. Oh my god. I'm worried enough about it. Tidbits. Anyways, okay. Hopefully that helps Paul and Bev in Minneapolis. We hope to and we hope to see paul and bev at uh crazy summer nights uh okay so we're gonna move on to this next question you guys are gonna love this god i don't know that we'll necessarily still have these folks as listeners when this is done no okay i really don't and and as i read why i think you'll understand why and at first i wasn't going to do this one and i'm like you know there's no such thing as dumb questions at all but uh you know there's a lot of stupid in the world and and i really truly believe that wait there's only one way to combat stupid and that is to uh turn the light on it uh let it shine and then confront it and stop it head on so here we go um so and they gave us their whole names thank you very much this is from angel and mark they're from reno nevada okay so we are new the official lifestyle, but have been doing swinging for four or five years. Just were independent, hooking up with friends or vanillas we converted. Arrogant. We have started to... Jesus. We have started to actually start to get involved in the lifestyle and lifestyle events. And everything they put was with the little fingery quotes. Lifestyle events. We have hooked up with a few couples. When we are done, we have tried to help them by giving them pointers. Now it seems hard to get hookups. What's up and why are swingers so snotty again you can see right now why for those of you who know me or have listened to most of our shows you know my personality and you know that i cannot resist the opportunity to take and uh take douchebaggery and and put it on display and and i love that they sent me their name so it allowed me to be able to say their names in public public uh anyways i did reach out to them i still reached out to them anyways okay because i'm like okay maybe i just read it wrong yeah right i didn't uh and and my whole thing was i asked them what do they mean by pointers okay that was the first thing what do they mean by by pointers the second thing on on vanillas they had converted well they feel like that they have better luck they're able to go get a higher quality of people at vanilla bars and vanilla events hotter sexier people and help them guide them and to explore their wild side than they do with swingers and uh by by uh the lifestyle events They didn't need lifestyle activities to go to do things swinger-wise because, well, those people weren't necessarily all the pretty people. So I asked them specifically, and I actually have a copy of the email that said I do have full permission to use their name on the air, so I do not know whether or not they'll be listeners after this. And to be honest with you, I do not give two fucks. So, yes. So they can't seem to figure out why, after giving pointers, after they hook up with people, that they can't, that now swingers are snotty. What you got for that one, Pumpkin?
Speaker3:
Do I need a censored version?
Speaker1:
No, fuck no. We don't do anything censored. This is the crazy truth. Even if the truth hurts, fire away, Pumpkin.
Speaker3:
I'll wait till you get done swallowing. There you go, okay okay which head is bigger or is he trying to make up for something he lacks
Speaker1:
little arrogance maybe i you know here's i didn't ask for a picture i wish i would have because i i just i know what my gut tells me about the people like this okay and i'm just Thank you. here's an i didn't ask for a picture i wish i would have because i i just i know what my gut tells me about the people like this okay and i'm just i'm just sitting here going number one who the fuck are any of us to give anybody else pointers everybody has their own experience and they do things the way they want to do it it's's not your job to tell them how they're doing it,
Speaker3:
especially when you have zero experience. Well, I can't say that. Even if you have five years' experience, you have no right telling anybody else how to have their experience.
Speaker1:
I don't care if you're a fucking professional, if you're a porn star. You do not have the right to tell somebody else how to fuck better. Do you want to know the first thing that will not get you laid by me? What? Is your fucking personality. If you're an arrogant ass, I will turn and walk away. In fact, I have to some people because they just initially came off wrong, but then as I got to know them, their personality was not the first impression that they gave off right and and you you're but something like that you won't even get a second chance well okay there is there's so many things wrong with this number one okay you're giving you're giving pointers okay it does show there is kiss and tell it goes on in the lifestyle For one okay if you're a douchebag it's going to get around so newbies keep this in mind if you if you're an idiot or a dick or a twat waffle with people it will get around well your reputation will precede you completely there's a lot of not of not telling right right. But if you come off negative, that spreads like fire. Yeah, yeah. Here's what's funny. Last week, we talked about a couple that had what could have been a disaster of a session. You know, where the guy was totally caught off guard by the gal going, oh my God, making a totally inappropriate comment about being hairy and how they handled it with grace and style. And then we have a question this week going right in with somebody going, why are swingers so snotty? It's not that we're snotty. Swingers can be.
Speaker2:
Everybody can be.
Speaker3:
Oh, yeah, they can be.
Speaker1:
That's everywhere. But when you make people snotty, that's going to happen. I'm sorry. That's got to be no. Share. And so, I mean, it's one of those things where you know, I'm sorry, but you cannot fucking, you can't, you don't have a right to fucking tell people anything that they're doing wrong. I'm telling you, if somebody went went if we got done fucking a couple and we're sitting there and they're like well hey you know just something so you can do a better job next time i don't honestly know if i could keep a straight face i'm i think i would probably be sitting there just going what have you lost your fucking mind we we i we they wouldn't even give the complimentary text the next day like you know hey, great time. No, they wouldn't give any of that, no. I'm like, have we ever had anybody that tried to give us pointers? The only thing we've ever had, seriously, when it comes to that, and this is different, this is completely different, is if I've had issues, like if I've had an issue, something maybe afterwards we'll be talking about as a group and and it's more of a reassuring that it's okay or hey here's some the other guy might be saying here's something that's worked for me or vice versa we've done that with other couples where the guys had some issues hey for here's some things that help it was it wasn't a critique it wasn't what you could do better it was the honesty of we have these same issues these are some things that work that have come out and worked better to help us are you gonna share anything are you just gonna keep giggling and you're not obviously gonna fucking share and i can't see it no i'm giggling at troy so i mean but that but that's that seriously that's the the whole thing is that you know to there's nothing wrong with we've. OK, one couple we hooked up with early on, they were way more experienced swingers than we were at the time. And they were they were a bit older than we were. OK. OK. She flat out said to me when we first started going, she's like, slow down. You're not in a race. It's all right. Slow all right slow down okay that was more of a preference just overall a preference for the activity it wasn't a critique it wasn't a critique in any way shape or form it was just you know they recognized that we were new and so i was all like jojo the circus monkey my dick's going somewhere new my dick's going somewhere new you know is that the one that freaked out when i held my breath yeah okay yeah yeah but but then but they were also when he started having problems initially and then they were ones that kind of showed us it was okay to go well hold on we got to take a minute and that's exactly what it was like what and but hold on we got to take a minute and did and it and it was was a couple some of the best nights we've had in the lifestyle. So, yeah, and this fucking official, look, official lifestyle events, no, you don't have to go to official lifestyle events to swing.
Speaker2:
No. You don't.
Speaker1:
But I'm going to tell you what. I'm sorry. We've been doing this for 10 fucking years, and it is fun to go go vanilla hunting it's a fucking blast there have we ever actually gone vanilla hunting we have snagged vanillas we didn't actually go out hunting to begin with but it is fun when you can convert a vanilla when you get somebody you even if really vanilla hunting is fun Where am I going? Who? Never mind Can you think back now for a minute? No, I can't You can't think of one for you? No, individuals They've both been singles Oh my lord Probably the last one for me Yeah, there you go But there was a gal One of the nights we ever had was when when we took her to the dark side oh god that was awesome but so but i'm sorry i we have known people that love to go vanilla hunting vanilla hunting is is not a high rate of success okay so i'm sorry somebody acting like oh yeah this is not going to fucking go pick up drunk college girls that think they want to experiment with a pussy for the first time ever or i guess now that would be like high school i don't know what age starts at now but when we were younger it would have been college this that is not vanilla hunting is not like that it is not like shooting fish in the fucking barrel by any stretch so all of their tremendous vanilla hunting and converting yeah i doubt it i i call complete bullshit on that that's the fucking dude that's afraid to get married because he got laid that like three times over the 10 years he was single as an adult and that's what he remembers so he's afraid to commit yeah whatever dude most time you went home alone you jacked off you were drunk lonely and sad and jacked off and had your pathetic you know life that's what had. So that's number one. Number two, we're not snotty, but we don't tolerate people that are assholes. That's the one thing about swingers. Look, if you go to a swinger event and you can be, this is a sad reality of the lifestyle. And I'm going to call it out here because it's really 100% true. You can, there are going to be a lot of people that if you are super out of shape, initially, there's going to be some people that aren't going to give you a chance at a lifestyle swinger event. It is what it is. There's also just as many people if you're a super in shape couple that aren't going to give you a chance at a lifestyle event neither one of those are fair based upon you know when you're basing shit just off of how somebody looks that's not right that's not fair but the nice thing about a swinger event a good swinger event a good party a good uh meet and greet a good hotel takeover whatever is you have the opportunity to talk and most swingers once the personality comes out it doesn't matter how much time you spend in a gym or how much time you don't spend in a gym if you have a killer personality that 99 of the time will win look you can go on reddit You can go on SLS. You can go on Cassidy. You can go on, you can go to other podcasts. You hear it everywhere in the lifestyle community. I didn't think that I would dig them. They weren't my body type, but that a killer personality. I got no one. And they were a ton of fun. They were really funny. We we had a great time we had a great connection it it's all of us look i i'm not stupid you and i both know damn good well there are some chicks that i've had the opportunity to fuck because my personality they didn't look at me and went oh damn let's get chubby that was not what they were going that was not, hey, look. Look at that fucking dude with his nails painted and his shades. Half the people thought I was an arrogant ass, but I made them laugh. And so I got a chance to get in their pants. They saw my personality. That's the reality of it. You've had some first impressions that scared some people. Oh, fuck, yeah. I got some people that still hate my guts from the first time they met me. i still get people that they are not allowed to play with me because of the image that we've built for kaz bank they think that i'm that i'm a dick i'm really not a dick but and by the same token you in fact you've had to battle that yourself you've had to battle the way people have thought the perception of me you've had to deal with the consequence of that In fact, you've had to battle that yourself. You've had to battle the way people have thought, the perception of me. You've had to deal with the consequence of that. Fuck, when we were in a poly thing, she had to deal with the battle of that also. If you're in our orbit, sometimes you have to deal with that. But once people get to know you, that's what's really most important. So, you know, I i i put this out there to everybody check yourself check your fucking egos at the door we all have to do it and and because i've been guilty of going no fucking way in hell just initial see somebody no in my own head nope ain't gonna i know i can be totally not thinking about a single thing and look like an absolute bitch. Or I can come out, or my smart-ass comments, people go, oh my God, what a bitch. No, yeah, I think people can misread you're being a smart-ass. I think a lot of people misread people when they're being a smart-ass. I think it happens not just to you, but to a lot of people, you know, you're, you're thinking about something else or you're just having to be, we all do it. We're in a group setting and the conversation we're in or the group we're in is kind of lagging, whatever. So you start spacing them off and you're not somebody that just stands there like with this goofy smile on your face. It's like, he, like a, like a golden retriever. So all of a sudden it's like, I'll tell you, looking like a bitch, looking like a bitch. Smile, smile. Right. You know, I mean, but that just happens and people can get that wrong, that wrong impression. But I, I know that we've had, we've had to do it. And I, this is cute. I encourage this for all you guys out there. Listen, all listening all ages age has been a big thing some of your best fucks where people initially you went they're kind of old that used when we first got into it there's only been one or two guys that were older that initially that i'm like just all the rest were younger and and that's also been a whole age doesn't matter oh the fuck okay it shouldn't matter i've had to remind you of that age somewhat matters age with me does not matter at all we don't have daughters we have three sons okay so here's the deal if you're 19 20 if you're 19 and up and you're a female and you want to have sex damn I'm in okay I'm interested in that possibility I don't think that you're the same way because you still based off of I think you finally what the one's age, you're willing to drop that down a little bit. You're not going to just fuck people that are over 27 now.
Speaker3:
I have someone that's the same age that's trying to sweet talk me, and I'm just like,
Speaker2:
I...
Speaker1:
You've got one that's a year younger than your middle one that might be trying to sweet talk you, too. You never know. So, you would do mid-20s now. Is that safe to say?
Speaker2:
Right, Burstyn?
Speaker1:
You'd do mid-20s. I don't know. A couple of shots. Maybe with some shots. With the right personality, because that's what we're talking about. Yes. Oh, God. With the right personality, she'd bang someone. But, you know, I have none of those hang-ups. Because, like I said, we had sons, not daughters. You're such a slut. Oh, fuck yeah. look you it's not sport bugging if you like i'm in the all ages category it's it it's it's like the olympics are like like where there's like age groups there's you can have you just if you just want to compete with your own age group great you know 19 20 to 29 30 to 39 40 to 49 or do you want to compete in the general category now the general category is a little more competitive i was told that once i was told that once you try it it's not so bad and you get past that hang up i don't know because i haven't tried it trying what having sex with somebody younger than your kids oh it's fucking great i shot right okay for a female god females tend to have more of a hang up than guys do which is stupid because think about it here's the deal when was the last time you saw the 20 something that needed to fucking pop a couple pills have you suck on it for two hours warm it up fucking jiggle joggle and all the rest of the shit you go through with people me and my age group they're just like hey look a whole boy and they'll just drill that motherfucker like woody woodpecker all day long i mean what what part of that what part of that would suck the only part that's going to suck is when your pussy lips are starting to steam and you're gonna go hold on a little bit of lube and go and here's the other thing when they're done they're gonna want to go get a fucking other keg beer and go party with their bros and be like, dude, I just fucked a milk. Yeah. You don't even have to deal with them staying. There is zero clutchiness after this. Oh, I'm sorry. They might need to cuddle for like two seconds if they, you know, if there's some sort of weird thing, but otherwise they're not going to need to do that at all. They're going to be like, hey, that's your pay page, isn't it?
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
Otherwise, I didn't realize I had my sound on. They're not going to, they're going to just go isn't it? No. Otherwise. I didn't realize I had my sound on. They're going to just go about their own business. So I don't see what the problem with it is.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
At least they're not. At least you're not going, but you have some sexy salt and pepper. Younger guys, if you say that to a male, it won't work.
Speaker3:
Well, I like fucking cougars. And I'd rather be called a kitten.
Speaker1:
I bet you would.
Speaker3:
That's only a joke because I have a guy that calls me kitten.
Speaker1:
Really? You'd rather be called a kitten than a cougar, huh? You want to want the best of both worlds? Just saying. Do I want the best of both worlds? I'm telling you what. You need to get spit-roasted by two fucking 20-somethings. Shit, you'll be exhausted for a fucking month. You won't be able to fucking... Here's what's so funny. You'll almost be in traction. Your pussy will be fucking demolished and your jaw will hurt so bad you won't be able to speak it's just like you know like it'll look like fast times at ridgemont high they'll be like rolling you up in like a fucking shopping cart there you go holy shit it's a question that's a long one okay well fire away you We'll fire away. Do you want to hit it in seven minutes? Oh, yeah. I'll hit it in seven minutes. I have an issue that is I have a friend who always agrees to meet up a week in advance and then when it's the day of, I lost my place, or the day before they say they can't for some reason they are great to chat and seem to want to have fun but then back out of the fun how do they handle it uh honestly do you want to take it first you want me to go for it okay i think this again where honesty is the best policy i think at some point in time look shit happens every now and then i mean it can happen once twice three, twice, three times a lady. Oh, Jesus. But, okay, the thing is, is at some point in time, you just have to go, hey, wait a minute. This is what I'm seeing. You know, is this something, are you really actually comfortable doing this? Because the reality is, if you just say to them, do you want to do this? They're going to go, yes, because they do really want to want to do it but there's something holding them back and that's where you need to take the lead and say i don't feel like you're actually comfortable i don't feel like or i feel like there's something that is causing this to always happen talk to me let's be honest let's see maybe we just need to stay friends and we don't need to have sex that that would be my honest god answer to that because i just you know there's a reason that continuously happens every single time what do you think um my thought is uh kind of personal experience but not completely because i haven't had a whole lot of people just back out at the last minute right because i don't have a lot of people ask me but that's beside the point no i'm picking um but i've had it happen a couple of times to where after the fourth time of not being able to i just don't even try yeah yeah i don't because to me either something's keeping them from doing it or they get cold feet or do you feel like do you feel like that if if you keep bringing up that they're taking it as pressure they can no and that can be i mean that's legit is you're not trying to pressure you're just asking going what's, what's going on? But then my negative side. Right. What? Because we all have a negative side in those little nagging little voices in your head of, well, if they didn't really want to hook up, they should have just said so. Instead of leading me on in conversation, if you just want to chat, I'll chat with you. But don't keep saying, let's meet up, have it happen and what's funny about those little voices they're on the sit right next to the other little voices that say I don't want to be mean I hurt their feelings so I'll just continue to be nice to the person because because we all know and I'm hassling you about that but it's something we all do the reality is it just goes along with the question we're just dealing with nobody wants to be that asshole not really look we've all we've all dealt with rejection in our lives and rejection with this kind of shit at some point in time probably not at the degree of swinging but possibly nobody we all know how much it hurts and nobody wants to be that asshole well but then on the other side you can go ahead and set it up knowing that probably 80 of the time they're going to cancel and maybe one time they might actually follow through yeah that's the other thing and just know that the time that it probably does happen it's probably going to be fucking awesome three fingers shocker what okay all right so with there there we go kids hey so guess what uh man. 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