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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am the host with the most, I am Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely little leprechaun, Miss Amanda. Hey. She's going to give you her pot of gold if you catch her. You know where to stick it. You can get gold. There's gold in them. They're lips. Just saying. She's not short. She's fun-sized. By the way, guess what we're're gonna have for breakfast on tuesday me lucky charms like yeah you're magically delicious just saying uh so hey here's the deal we are uh here and and uh what does the shirt say she's leprechaun sized it says for those of you that don't know right now we are um we are here watching well no we're here talking if you don't know it's your first time we're fucking high if it's your first time uh checking us out where the fuck have you been but more importantly we actually do this in front of a very large large our very own large secret facebook group crazy casbah don't tell the others but if you'd like to join please let us know we'll get you hooked up right away, so we can get you signed up and you can be part of the magic that is Crazy Casbah, but before we begin this episode, which is season three, episode 96, are you shitting me? We are closing in on 100, dun, with Miss Amanda is likely going to be getting fucking laid on episode 100 is kind of what we're looking at doing provided that uh somebody we can find somebody that's not down with the sickness uh so that she can get laid and we'll have a special pay-per-view thing so that they can some people on the facebook side when recorded will be able to hear you and the people that listen to our will be able to hear you. But you'll be able to sign in to a special thing I'm working on so that people can watch you getting fucking da-da-da-da-doink. We just got to figure out who's going to be the lucky dick. I mean, it could be a twat. It could be a dickhand twat. We could have a plethora of people. We might have an orgy. I don't know. We'll figure it out. We got four episodes to go. Right now, we got to worry about make sure we don't have more than 50 people because we don't want to be down with the sickness 50 people 50 people playing a gangbang that'd be one that'd be the way to go and you wouldn't care about the sickness you'd want 14 days to recover your vagina would be like i need a break man i need a break what your temperature? Your lips are 112 from the fixed friction. Just saying. Hey, look, here's the deal. For those of you who don't know, last week we did a show about the sickness, about the coronavirus, whatever it is. I don't care. So this time we're just going to have fun, and we figure the, and, you know, zombie apocalypse, and we're just waiting until we can go to the store and shoot people. Anyways, until then, we're going to have fun with it, and call it what it is. It's so nice to be in the swinger community and not have to worry about the fucking hiv or herps. No more worrying about the herp-a-derp.
Speaker2:
Nope.
Speaker1:
What's a little chlamydia? It could be worse. Just saying. So, we're going to have fun with this kind of stuff. No, obviously, it's serious. If you're sick, don't be a dick. Don't be a twa waffle. Don't affect everybody else. Keep it like any other fucking thing. Remember, we're swingers, fuck sticks. What's our rule about diseases? Don't share them. Just saying. Anyway, so it's the same thing. So we're going to move on to something way more fun than that, shall we? Although, I can take your temperature. I have a meat thermometer. Anyways, real quick, let's give a shout-out to our sponsors, shall we? What? Now these aren't mine to play with. Yeah, but you're playing too much with them. Fuck, God damn it.
Speaker2:
It's like my nuts.
Speaker1:
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Speaker2:
Wow.
Speaker1:
Oh, let's look through my mail bag, Shelby. Let's look through my mail sack.
Speaker3:
You're so funny.
Speaker1:
My sack has more space now.
Speaker3:
I'm sure it does.
Speaker1:
Oh, I did get some people to ask how I'm doing. I'm feeling great. Thank you very much. I'm healed up now. And so I'm a one ball wonder and doing good. And yeah, can fuck like a boss and can carry an extra coin or two for you and in my my spare spot in my sack bag so sometimes i feel like a nut sometimes i don't we all right i might have been home too much by myself this week you think i'm so excited to be quarantined just you me and the dog i'm not quarantined yet you will be i've been licking you non-stop when you least expected you're supposed to lick me non-stop i know but i'd like old people first anyway actually here's something interesting uh a good friend of mine was talking to me earlier today that there is actually a it's a a fetish and and i did not get to find out what it's called so if anybody knows joe you're listening i see that so you might know uh but somebody he was somebody there's an actual fetish where people go out and try to find somebody that's sick with a disease and try to get it so i don't know what that is i have no idea but he found it on uh on a fetish website last night so there's one we're not gonna talk about that because i wonder if they're gonna go out and find coronavirus well yeah that's why it came up so that's why it came up that there that is an actual legit fetish well i can understand some disease well i can't understand diseases but i understand any diseases. Really? But I mean... I'm just saying. Yeah, that's right. Miss Amanda's all concerned that they're going to fucking send him home to work from home. It'll interfere with her sex life if they do it. She'll get way laid. She'll get laid less if she's stuck at home for 14 days. Oh, God. Okay. Maybe a little. I'm going, well, you know. You know it'll happen tomorrow. Oh, yeah. No shit. No shit. I pretty much figured that. I'm waiting for the meditation. As many messages I'm getting today. It's happening. It's on. It's going to be great. You know, just try to occasionally be at your desk. Not on it or under it's going to be great you know just try to like occasionally be at your desk not on it or under it but at it
Speaker3:
he came and visited me like three times on Friday
Speaker1:
do you need
Speaker3:
I got felt up I got kissed
Speaker1:
oh hey can I borrow can I borrow your hand sanitizer wait that's lube I'll see you next time. I got felt up, I got kissed Oh hey, can I borrow Can I borrow your hand sanitizer? Wait, that's lube Oh, sure, go ahead Boy, this just doesn't soak in I feel so slick Maybe you should wear a dress It'll make it easy access A poke and go Come on out to the poke and go I don't have any have any dresses. That'll make it all the more hotter. That'll send the ultimate signal. Womp. I don't even know if I actually have one. Sometimes I give up with you. Well, why? Because I just can't. You love me. You love me. I'll just let you babble. I'm not going to defend it. I think there's a lot to love when I'm like, hey, you're going to go fuck your boy toy at work today? Have a great day. What do I always tell you every day? Kick ass, take names, repeat. But don't get caught if you're fucking him.
Speaker2:
Yeah. Okay.
Speaker1:
So, yeah. I think there's an awful lot to love here. Fucking one nut wonder and Sharon and all the rest of the shit I do. you haven't been caught i know you haven't knock on what let's not blow our your possible like uh send home severance package pay stuff that you get because you're a fucking that'd be bad uh okay so i doubt i'll be the first one and i doubt i'll be the last Trust me. Yeah. I know you know. I know. I know lots of shit. How many times did you make out with somebody in that exact same building? I don't think this is about me now, is it? In any way, shape, or form. Oh, no. Go ahead. No, we're good. You picked up one person there. Yes, I did. I did pick somebody up. I know you are making out in the parking lot. Did you ever do anything in the building? Maybe. That's it. No, I had an office. Thank you very much. That's what my office was for. Duh. Sorry. I don't have an office. I didn't have a cube. Of course, my office had a camera. I had to make sure the little red light was off. That would have been. Just doing your paperwork, folks. I don't have video cameras. No, but if the camera had been on, boy, the corporate office would have loved that show. That doesn't, that looks like I didn't point, wait a minute. He seems to be pointing something out from, wait a minute, what's going on there? No, okay, it's, they wouldn't know. Anyways, let's get to a question. I can see this is going to be going south really bad today.
Speaker3:
I don't know what you're talking about Alright so Sorry I was touching my face God fuck I'm going to die Don't touch your face Now we're both doing it Sweet mother fuck We're at the store We'll show stupidity here. Oh, no. Because I'm like, I'm not afraid. And he goes, well, what were we doing? We were in the hardware store.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
And I did something. I said, see, I used these fingers. I didn't use these.
Speaker1:
Yeah, you kept going, I've used different fingers. I'm like, really? If you're such a badass, prove it. Lick your fingers. And he did. I'm like, OK, you rock. And that was funny. Then we get in the car. And she's like, wow, that was and she did I'm like okay you rock and that's funny then we get in the car and she's like that was really dumb I'm like you think social distancing means nothing if you're gonna start licking shit I'm not concerned no but I surely if you get it I can't wait to tell the doctors because you were licking shit in the hardware store just saying we were getting wood started licking stuff i don't know what happened anyways i guess only time will tell we'll know about 14 days mark it on your calendar kids this is when shit's gonna go real so uh you know here's the thing obviously we we talked about the the it's hard because the main concern and i've had more questions this week about virus type crap. And really, ultimately, you know, we don't want to show up to show up to show about this, even though that's all it's on the news. So let's talk a little bit. Let's talk a little bit about there's people have asked me and it kind of ties in. But it's about gathering sizes. OK, can't should all swinging just stop. That is a big question we're getting right now it should stuff stop and okay so here's the deal no no no it should not it should not at all so uh again we strongly encourage go to house parties go to events go to whatever obviously be smart about it that's the biggest thing that we that's the biggest thing that we say uh and then but that's all we're gonna say about the virus we're gonna be one of the better questions for the rest of yeah we need some upbeat shit okay so this one i don't know if it's upbeat but it's well okay we need something other than the same thing that we're reading over and over again no shit okay some of the jokes are hilarious and i've laughed my ass off with them very very true very true. But I'm kind of tired of hearing about it. No shit. Okay. So we got a question. Actually, this question's about two weeks old, so it's kind of stale. But I think they still listen. Does it have a stench yet? No. That's really going to be funny when I read the question to you. Oh, good God. Just saying. Alright, so this question came to us uh from michelle and ryan michelle and ryan uh are from the uh state of arizona and michelle and ryan are relatively new in the lifestyle also we get a lot of questions we get more questions from newer people right i don't know okay uh they are have been in the lifestyle about six to eight months somewhere right around in there they didn't know exact dates i didn't quiz them on that part and uh part of what the the original question was about guys and shaving their junk okay whether or not they should or not shave their junk and when i reached out to them the question kind of expanded on both of them a little bit because here's the thing is that uh she has always had kind of she's always one of the landing strip okay okay she's always one of the landing strip their age so you guys know they are she is late 20s she's early 30s okay okay so like where we didn't experience this whole shaving thing that we're older right but thank you 50 shades of gray no shit so she's always had a landing strip a little bit of a landing strip and he he has never shaved before so since they've been in the lifestyle they have had some experience they primarily they only well they primarily only play as a couple so uh they they have had one or two threesomes experiences. The first, obviously, a lot of this is everybody has the same type of thing. They had their first experiences with a friend that was a threesome, which is one of his friends or one of their mutual friends, but it was a guy, whatever. But in their last experience, the comment was made because the gal that they were with was completely
Speaker2:
shaven. Okay.
Speaker1:
And the guy was completely shaven also. And they had never had an experience with where the guy was completely shaved before. And the gal they're with, it almost killed it. It almost killed it because when they were playing, everything started to go and then people were getting naked and he had hair. Ryan had hair. I don't know.
Speaker2:
I don't know. it almost killed it because when they were playing everything started to go and then people were getting naked and he had hair ryan had hair and she's like oh my god that's really
Speaker1:
act that's kind of gross exactly she goes according to them what they said was she goes oh act that's kind of gross and stopped okay number one that would be really i feel for them because that would be awkward and then and then they were like what and she goes no I don't know. stopped okay number one that would be really i feel for them because that would be awkward and then and then they were like what and she goes no she apologized the gal backtracked she apologized it wasn't she just had they were also a young couple had never played where the guy wasn't shaved okay so my first question was okay what did you do that you know because my thought was, did it just mean they skipped, like, dick sucking and just went to whatever? And they were at a hotel. They were at a hotel event. And so, he said, hold on. And he ran down to their hotel room and was on the same floor. And he has, like, you know, like a trimmer kit, like a lot of guys do. He has facial hair as well. And trimmed it up with, like, scissors. And trimmed his hair down like from like with trimmers and i'm like i gotta tell you i gotta give kudos on that one ryan for thinking that because i don't think i would have thought of that no it would have been a mood killer i'd have thought well and i was and i said so but everything worked they go yeah everything they a great time. But since then, now they've had this conversation of, should he shave? And I'm like, okay. So my thing is first, again, I want to give a huge shout out to them as a new couple. Because I can tell you at 47 years old, if that would have happened to me, I would have been, I'd been mind fucked. fucked that would have been the only fucking fucking i was gonna get that night i'd have been mind fucked completely and i understand that the gal didn't mean to be rude it just caught her off guard but still right okay you got to think about that a little bit so But I want to get your opinion. Your opinion on pubes. Guys and gals. We got to do both. Guys and gals.
Speaker2:
Wow.
Speaker1:
What the fuck? I look down to read comments and you're like, now we're doing a mime show here on Crazy Tooth. Currently, she's stuck in a box.
Speaker2:
Not that box. Boxes are good to get stuck in just saying um let's go with a guy first a guy well okay a guy first right um have i ever been caught off guard with a guy not being shaved yeah okay well right well we know i want to know your opinion though of a guy with pubes what what's your opinion of of pubes if we're talking full-on bush it's kind of if it growls uh you know it it isn't my first preference or my second.
Speaker3:
Can I overlook it?
Speaker2:
Yeah. It doesn't affect when you have sex. But no, it doesn't affect having sex. It startles you a little bit. Right.
Speaker3:
Because it tickles my nose. Because you don't see it very often.
Speaker2:
Right. Right.
Speaker1:
Will it stop you from doing oral sex?
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker3:
I have a way around it.
Speaker2:
Right. Right. Okay. I don't know. would it will it stop you from doing oral sex no i have a way around it right right okay i put my hand right around the base of their dick right my hand over the pubes say it slower why and my hand over the pubes oh yeah and then i go up and down with my face will hit my hand versus a face full of fur. A face full of fur. Okay, yeah. Now, for those that you don't know, I have sensitive skin and little things will tickle it. Like little pubes. Tickle. I don't want floss. Right i i i don't like to get my face tickled either wait okay now i want to give so that people don't have a point of reference i did not shave until we'd been in a lifestyle for a little while or no we we were just we were just about to get in the lifestyle and one time i surprised you yes you did i should because you had started to shave and i thought it was really hot i i prefer that you were shaved or at least because you'd you'd had full you'd never did like the landing strip you had like i tried to try to but i mean it wasn't a big deal but when you're used to it it's no big deal because you're used to it then once you experience it without it it's like okay my personal preference i like if a girl either just has a landing strip or a little bit doesn't bother me but it's been a long time since i've dug you know went went tongue deep into full bush that's not my thing it would not affect me to have sex with a girl in any way shape or form it would affect me a little bit probably eat a girl out with full bush just saying uh personal saying. Personal preference. But you had done it. You'd shaved. And I like it. So I decided, I surprised you, and I shaved. And that was kind of hot. And I personally loved it. It changed the feeling all the way around. Well, it definitely changed it for me. And I liked it. I felt, for me personally, and it's not, you know, it made it made me feel cleaner it made me feel i find that it makes me feel more comfortable when we are at a swingers event in that i can i feel like i can take and uh if we've been at a dance or whatever that you can go into the bathroom real quick grab a washcloth you know or or like we always carry baby wipes when you can find them no but we always carry baby wipes and you can quickly kind of clean the area up and and for me personally i feel like it's a little cleaner and it's a little better and then i'm not because i'm conscious of that look guys just so you know we all we all know that that women can have a scent right nobody wants sweaty cooter guess what your balls sweat too they stink too you know so for me i i feel more comfortable when i'm when i'm shaved like that and when it's all cleaned up like that and i like that on you now i think it is uh somebody put on here about it's just everybody's personal opinion you know preferably if a lot of you'll find a lot of people, a lot of guys, at least as long as it's kind of groomed, like cut back a little bit. If it's trimmed, that would be great. Yeah, I mean. But I mean, it's what you like. You do what you want to do. It doesn't matter what anybody thinks. Granted, just keep in mind that everybody's going to have their preference, and if you don't fall in that category, you don't. Well, and here's the thing.
Speaker1:
Remember, too, it's not required to suck dick or eat pussy for an event, and I think that gets lost. I think people, we get in this thing of we think we have to...
Speaker3:
To get it started.
Speaker1:
Yeah, it's like, well, that's the order. The porn says that's the order. It's not. I think as long as no matter what as long as it's clean okay what what gene gotta love you what did gene put now you have less to clean one nut yes i do it's much ball polishing is much faster but as long as long as it's uh as long as it's clean, you know, clean and personal hygiene is a huge thing. So absolutely. But it is a preference. Now, if you run into something that catches you off guard, maybe they've got like words written in it or something. I don't know. Whatever. The appropriate to be like oh my god gross no i mean no be considerate of what you say to people because regardless words can be hurtful i've told this story before and i'm going to tell it again do okay as a guy and i know a lot of guys are i am 110 a grower not a shower and and look i'm going be this is how honest i'm gonna be with you guys uh there's so much we're like family i can tell you whatever when seriously i'm the dude that look my nibbles it can be 110 degrees and my nibbles are rock fucking hard i can cut glass it's just the way my nibbles are all the time okay my dick it doesn't have to be super cold for me to be turtled no it can be kind of warm and i'm turtled that's how much of a grower not a shower that i am now you can attest it's not just me saying it when when i'm ready to roll i'm seven and a half inches i've got a pretty decent sized dick i don't have massive girth but i don't think i i'm not like i'm not like it's not like a twig i have above i have a decent sized dick yes you do okay and anybody who would like to see it let me know and we'll figure something out but when we were in the live show a friend we were all been drinking and and she was drunk and she she just said it was the first time we'd ever played and she turned to me when we were first getting undressed and we didn't know each other really well and we were making out and then once it got hard she goes wow you aren't kidding you really are a grower not a shower that was 10 years ago that still has stuck with me for ever for 10 years later that's still completely stuck with me and i'm very very conscious about it it has affected there's some people listening right now uh the island riders have a great party they always have a shadow booth it has stopped me from going in the shadow booth before because here's the deal i want I want to be kind of pre-fluffed because I am embarrassed. Not embarrassed. I know it's going to get bigger, but I, you know, I don't want to have where the girl looks over to her husband goes, you know, and 10 minutes later is going, Hey, this is great. But at first going, Oh fuck it's, it's, I can't help it. I've always, there's two things I wish I don't have an ass as a guy. I have no ass. i was one of those model type dudes had the acid curls go oh look at that dude's ass and i wish that my dick was bigger when it was cold but i don't have those things so it is what it is so when somebody says something oh my god or gross or whatever when you say that even if it just it's an accident that shit can fuck with people and it will stay a long time that's why i really commend ryan for a thinking on his feet being able to go down solve the problem and still coming back yeah and performing because to be perfectly honest with you i would not have been able to i don't i don't think and it just is what it is so now i've got a question what uh let's see so we got a question from our secret page not really a question uh okay so yeah well dan puts a comment uh i've been shaving for many years women we have met were even surprised i was shaved that's not uncommon i think you're gonna find especially guys there's a lot of people that are shaved well but i i think when guys are new in the lifestyle look you you for some reason you even watch porn and you see it but for some reason i think a lot of times guys have this misconception that if you shave your balls that it's like not manly or something i don't know i don't know what the hold up is but there are some guys that have a real problem with it and i mean again you need to do whatever you're comfortable with guys that been waxed that's smooth as shit i would love to try it but to be honest with you i'm scared to try it for the first time i asked him he said He said, you know, the first time initially, yeah, it kind of stings a little bit. Yes, but then after that, you're used to it. This is coming from somebody that used to wax their nose. Look, waxing my nose is no big deal. I can do that. I can do that right now. I can do that on the air. No big deal. It wouldn't even face me if you have somebody doing it right. We're talking about your nuts, man. The skin is more sensitive in your nose than it is your nuts. Really? No, I really wouldn't know. You want to know what me here wait come here no i wouldn't come here no don't you touch me no come here just trust me trust me i don't trust you shut your eyes and trust me no i don't okay see i just flicked you in the nose that isn't the inside have you ever put okay well if you took if you took and did the same thing on my nutsack on my nut my good nut it would hurt just just say does it hurt when you hit the empty side uh no well i mean the skin you know i think if i get it pinched in a zipper it will but no there's nothing there it's just like no the inside of your nose is sensitive not the outside don't stick your finger up your nose yeah you're right it is sensitive yeah for those of you that know i'm just taking my nose check let me see one of your nose hairs no i'm not gonna no we're not supposed to be touching our own face let alone each other's faces jesus uh yeah no i would like to try now now i'm afraid of waxing on the one side because it'll be like it's gonna take two people because half of my And that's gonna have to spread tight it's gonna take two people to hold it and it's like hold and pull and i gotta shave it later to see how it's working we're gonna figure that out office boy is trimmed but it's real short he also has a piercing he does am i gonna get one of those? If you want to. Oh, God, no. I'm not going to get a fucking dick piercing. Well? I'm going to get my ears pierced. Let's start with my ear pierced and then work away. Is it easier to wax down there versus shaving? Okay, that's a question from our secret page. Let me just put this out here real quick. It's easier to have a professional wax down there for a girl than have your husband using a home kit and wax well okay so waxing you don't have hair grow back for oh well okay i can't say that they supposedly it doesn't grow back as fast or you have like little straggler hairs That grow back But it's real thin Wrangle that fucker But you wouldn't have to shave like all the time Right In fact when I waxed It was Don't shave if it goes back Come back here and I'll wax it again Right Except you know depending on who you get for a person that waxes their wax burned me right which is that that's why you stopped waxing yeah i was tired of coming back with these burns on my leg the the biggest challenge i think it's faster yeah well and one thing i've heard from other people too is ising, the first time, you have to wait until it gets a certain length. So, like, where you shave.
Speaker3:
Quarter of an inch, yeah.
Speaker1:
It's initially that, you know, I remember that first time, you're like, you hated having to wait to let it go before you.
Speaker3:
But you could go three weeks between waxing.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
Now, one thing I really want to do, but I don't know if I want to spend two grand to do it.
Speaker1:
Ouch. Is to have it laserly removed. Fuck no, you don't want to spend two grand to do that. Well, maybe. It never grows back. How do they know that for sure? Are they lasering half the skin off? Okay, what they're doing, I do know what they're doing. They're killing hair follicles. They're killing the hair follicles, yes. That's what they're doing i do know what they do they're killing hair they're killing the hair follicles yes that's what they're doing and i know that because you saw the hair restoration uh no the nicole i wouldn't trust my other half to wax okay i thought i'd try it because i'm a cheap ass right and i worked at a i worked at a hair restaurant so the girls there yeah and they used to always wax my eyebrows and wax stuff on me all the time. So I knew what I was doing. But I got the sticky shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, it was a mess. He did okay, except he didn't hold some skin. And so in the middle, it ripped a little bit, but it heals fast. Okay, now, wait a minute. It was not your typical salon grade. Like what I... No. The shit that I use in the office. That turns hard and they peel off. This, no. This was like smearing honey on your cooter except it was hot stickier it was stickier here's what happened before it was over we're in the kitchen you're on a chair no pants on i'm getting the best fucking bad shot you've ever fucking seen clits everywhere lips everywhere we're all going and you're like ow ow ow ow and i'm trying not to get next thing you know i got the lips stuck together the clits halfway up her belly button my hands are stuck on her and around her before it's over if someone would have walked in we looked like we were trapped like a laurel and hardy cartoon or some shit trapped in fly paper i mean it was fucking horrendous oh it's horrible waddled waddled because my legs were sticking together and they were hurting her i don't blame her her pussy is like waxed together i don't remember bees couldn't have formed a hive in there you were having to pick at it and soak and pick at oh my god and there was burns and it took me like an hour off my hands and it was like and i think like we took seven layers of skin and, I don't know, two hairs. And I was like, okay, this is not going to work out. This is not going to work out. Then one time I thought I'd try Nair. That gave me chemical burn. Yeah, it did. That was horrible. Because I was excited. You got it. It was a freak thing because i'm like do you care i want to try it too and you took a shower first that night otherwise i was gonna try it too and you're like don't fucking do it no that was chemical burn that was horrible yeah that was uh that was uh half okay so there you go horrible so hey kudos again to ryan and michelle for uh overcoming but you know what when it comes out again do be you everything was swinging is really is be you that's that's what it comes down to uh so let's take a quick halftime halftime whoop the only sporting event on tv the crazy truth right now and hey again big big old shout out now you know the events are going to be up and running for the summer it's going to be all good and we're going to be back so don't forget to sign up today to come out to crazy summer nights that's going to be july 24th through the 26th at two creek campgrounds home of the world famous uh swing stock and you can go to www.crazy summer nights.com and sign up today get your tickets today get your space. We can't wait to see you all there. That's going to be a blast. Don't forget Bonafires, June 26th. Or June, yeah, June 26th through the 28th, which we can get hooked up with that as well. So there's all kinds of summer activities going on, so get ready to party it up this summer. We're all going to be good. The world will be back to normal. I'm hoping soon. Ouch. What are you doing?
Speaker2:
Quit picking at that. Oh,
Speaker1:
sorry. Anyways, so I've fucked up my whole halftime show now. Jeez, man.
Speaker3:
Oh my gosh, bringing the band.
Speaker1:
Oh, God. Anyways, make sure that you sign up for those today and don't forget to find us on Facebook too. Crazy truth. Alright. That was a good one. Who was. That was really so fucking kind of deep and kind of meaningful. Not too deep, because you don't want to get the wax too deep. I like it deep. The wax? Not the wax. I don't think that we ever want to encourage anybody to pull out an ovary what did we get there there's no way to get to the ovary so we're good not with that attitude there's not no is sealed should i'm just saying i'm just i'm coming up with different ideas it's the way i roll all right so uh yeah so there you go so hair it hair it up. God, I love that. You got anything? You doing good? I'm doing good. You're doing good? You're not drinking tonight? Nothing? No. Why? I don't know. That is an excellent question. You know, what most people don't know. You know what I love about our studio? Just want to throw this in here right now. What's that? I'm sitting here with basically no pants on.
Speaker2:
You are?
Speaker1:
I kind of have pants on. I have shorts on, but no one knows that. Don't tell the others.
Speaker3:
I have pants on. I can lose them.
Speaker1:
You can, but then we're never going to finish the show. What good does that do? I'm just saying. We've got a bunch of people adding in that they shave their spouses. What are you doing? Fucking slut. You know, we had this conversation and it was really funny. Now the chair's going to be all sticky. We had this conversation that they have the difference between because I was asking about being a slut. Yep, you're shaved. There it is. Are you all ready for work tomorrow? Let's check, shall we? We're all ready for work tomorrow. There we go.
Speaker3:
Now my butt's sticking to the chair. That's a tablecloth.
Speaker1:
Oh my lord, all hell is breaking loose. Are you good?
Speaker3:
Well, I can't do it on Facebook.
Speaker1:
Wow, if other people could just... If the rest of the crowd could just see... Hey, that was magical. Like Lucky Charms again, you're magically delicious. I am. I just saw her fucking treasure chest. Taste the rainbow. We want Skittles to be a sponsor because her pussy's that good just saying. That'd be awesome. think they'll listen only their lawyers only their lawyers probably that's the way that works okay uh all right so our next question comes to us from bob no i've done that question before how did that get in my list Jeez I should be more organized Weird
Speaker3:
You an organized?
Speaker1:
Shut up bitch I know what I'm doing This is my first rodeo Kind of my first rodeo Not really Sort of You know Did I tell you the newest shows We're going to be doing? Did I tell you about this? Yes No maybe Probably not Maybe we should skip that discussion then Well I'll be damned What are we doing? or is it you no no no there's one for both of us congratulations you have another podcast you'll be doing soon okay it's gonna be the crazy cooter show it's gonna be a show all for girls just saying just. Just saying. You wouldn't call it the Crazy Cooter. Well, what do you want to call it? You can call it whatever you want. It's your show. Just so you know, you've got to start recording shit. I'm just putting it out there. Yeah, because I'm going to have the Crazy Dick Show. It'll be a show for dudes.
Speaker2:
Just saying.
Speaker1:
Anyways, I'm putting that out there. All right, so the next question comes to us. Secretary wouldn't work, just so you know. I'm kidding. What? No, you'd be pissed off if you... You're right, I would be. Not you, whoever was playing secretary. Trust me, been there, done that. Being my secretary is not a bad thing. It's not. It's a good thing. Look, working for us is fun. There's lots of perks to the job. I can't name them all on air right now, but there are lots of perks to the job. Just saying. Anyways. Just say no. Just say what? You all right? Just say no. Fuck off. All right. So this next question comes to us from Roy. Roy is out of Michigan. Roy is a single male. Okay. Okay. Roy is a single male and Roy is new to the lifestyle, but in terms of the swinging part of the lifestyle, he is not new to the kink side of the lifestyle. Okay and so his question was about bringing his uh large collection of toys to swinger events okay and i thought that was interesting because first i'm going well my first thought was when i read the email i'm like well nobody's gonna care but then i i had missed part of single male part of it so that made that made a little more sense so now obviously again now we always tell people with this when it comes to the kink side of the world we're not experts in the kink side of the world by any stretch of the imagination so i you know that kind of you know i have to take in tread lightly when it comes to that so i make sure that i don't ask stupid questions i mean more stupid than normal right really is a big thing so uh anyways when i got a hold of roy uh the thing with roy this question is about two weeks old also uh roy is recently uh divorced so he had had a long-term play partner in the kink side that and just in his life and isn't newly single and is venturing out into wanted to venture into the swing side he still does kink stuff okay okay but he wanted to venture into the end of the swinger side and Thank you. isn't newly single and is venturing out into wanted to venture into the swing side he still does kink stuff okay okay but he wanted to venture into the end of the swinger side and and part of what prompted him to start listening to us was he had heard about crazy winter nights where we had kink and swingers and poly and everything together okay so so that was why he reached out to us so his biggest question of concern is as a single male, because this is new to him being a single male in general, and because, as he put it, some of his toys are more extreme. And so I said extreme. He was like, well, he was very hesitant to kind of go into detail. He wasn't comfortable going into detail, and I understand that said it wasn't just your like you know like just little stuff it wasn't just maybe just a leather so i'm going to intent i'm going to solely guessing here maybe a little more a little more you know aggressive or what might be perceived as aggressive type toys whatever he has he has a large collection toys he didn't know is it okay to bring those toys as a single male or would people think that was really odd and weird and i thought that was a unique question because to a party to a party to a to an event he is not as he has flat out said he is not comfortable going to like house party type things yet he enjoys larger events okay where he enjoys like hotel takeovers and things because he likes to have his own space because it's still kind of a learning curve that being the single part it's still kind of a learning curve and so he likes to be able to have basically a safe place to if it kind of gets overwhelming or whatever that he can kind of go to right and so my my first question was really more along the lines of okay with your toys are you just like walking around you know with a huge bucket of toys and he goes it is literally a chest full of toys and he goes no it's not something that i'm just walking around with but is it even appropriate to have or to to to get out at a swingers event well i wouldn't think you'd bring all your toys regardless of who you are i have a feeling he's not bringing all of them i have a feeling he will write just whatever he can fit into a suitcase or whatever he's in the mood for right right exactly and and here's the kink kink folks weigh in absolutely my thing is this as i said i don't i don't think there's a single problem with that with bringing the those are the things that you're into right the biggest thing again and we talk about this and and i don't think there's that much difference between the swinging lifestyle the swinger part of that we're all from the same tree just different branches right right okay so it's again about communication so no if i was i don't even care this has nothing to do with being a single male if you're a couple if you're an individual if you're a single female i don't think you necessarily you know invite somebody back to your room and have everything laid out on the bed so they walk in and they're like holy shit i just walked into a horror movie or it right not and i'm not making fun of kink stuff but if you don't know what stuff is some of the toys in the kink and fetish community can be intimidating intimidating so it might not you know to just like have everything out there so when somebody first walks in if they didn't know if you didn't talk about that if that wasn't something you communicated ahead of time that could be kind of intimidating well if you're getting to know some if you invite somebody back to your room you're gonna feel out if they're even if they're even into any type of kink play anyway right well and and i think that's where it comes down to it's still about communication right so as you're talking if if and again when you're going up to get to play time kind of understanding what making sure you're both on the same page the way i guess this is gonna sound like stupid it's gonna be but it'd be like me going out and i'm talking to a girl i never ask her she's single but the whole time she's alluding to the fact that she's single or i think she's single and then all of a sudden we go up to a room and goes, oh, by the way, hi, here's my husband. And he's sitting there naked. It's not that I necessarily have a problem with it. I would be caught off guard with it. So it would be important to communicate, hey, we are, you know, type thing. And to me, it would be the same thing with the kink. If that's, you know, hey, this is how we're going to, you know gonna you know where i'm into this hey i'm into this too whatever the case may be or if it's gonna be more vanilla swinger sex have you heard of this right i mean no you know explain it well that sounds interesting well i have it if you want to try it right well i mean it's just again you're going to talk about a little bit communicate about it about what you're both wanting i understand roy's point of view his biggest concern is as a single male will he be judged because that and my thing is if you're honest and you have you again personality you communicate you know all those things i don't think it's going to make any difference you can be the sexiest married dude in the world but if you're a dick then it you're you're still a dick i mean that that's just that's just the way that's just the way it is you have to communicate with people and you have to to let them you know know, get to know you and who you are. And the the other thing is, is I think I would throw caution the other way. And again, this is now this is my lack of knowledge with the kink community a little bit. But I'm going to assume it's it's just like the same with swingers. Just because I'm going to assume just because he has all of those toys and he's into those different activities does not mean that he wants to do all those things to certain people every time. Does that make sense? Just like we know that if someone's been drinking, a lot of times they've been drinking, then someone who's, like our buddy who's into knife play, he doesn't drink before he does any knife play but i hope yeah but he also doesn't do knife playing people that have been drinking so it's a you know plus if i were to walk into a situation with a single male and he's like okay i'm into this would you want to try it um i want to get to know you and trust you first before i have you doing something right before you're tied up well i mean it sounds stupid and again it's not it's lack of understanding or or but it is a trust thing that you want to and it doesn't again i i think the big thing i want to stress is it's not about whether or not you're a single male it's it's but trust is trust like we play alone yeah but i i'm not gonna you you know damn good well that if you want to hook up with a dude okay whatever but if you want to go and he was gonna tie you up i'm gonna do rope play with you and you didn't know him i'm not gonna be okay with that well i'm not gonna be okay you're not gonna be okay with that i'm not gonna be okay with that i turn one guy down saying until i know i have to trust you right and and that's just because and he was a well respected guy in the king community but i didn't know that at at the time. Right. And the thing was, he completely understood. But he understood, right. He was like, absolutely. So it's a two-way street. I just think as long as you communicate stuff, that's really the biggest key. Communicating, whether you're single, whether you're a couple, communicating. And when it goes to something like that, if you're at a swinger thing and and you have some kink there's a lot of swingers that are into a lot of different kinks so don't think that swingers come back oh ick that's not how that's going to go at all but obviously yeah just let people know and communicate ahead of time i think you're i think you're good the only other thing i guess i would say is you know where roy is figuring out how to be comfortable as a single just you know just enjoy just being roy you know i don't know roy but just enjoy being a dude hanging out and just getting to know people a little bit because i think sometimes it's like a it's like a this is gonna sound horrible i'm gonna get just fucking crushed for this it's kind of like bringing a magic kit with you okay so here's the thing i'm new and i don't know anybody so hey so people will like me who wants to see a trick do do grab it out of the hat, you know, dude standpoint you don't specifically go and and just randomly perform this act or whatever probably wrong verbiage and i really don't care if you were to go and perform this on somebody you don't know if they're gonna freak out or go batshit crazy because they don't know what you're doing right right and and i think he's we're both gonna get why we're not saying kink is an act but it's it's a scene sorry no but i lost that i couldn't think of it no but what what it's a comfort zone let's face it we okay what do i do when i'm not comfortable no matter what the situation is it does not matter what is going on it can be the most serious situation in the world if i'm not comfortable how do i take control of a situation every time i've done it for all the years we've been together. Crack jokes. Crack a joke. It doesn't matter. That's my go-to maneuver, right? So when you're in a situation that you're not familiar with, you're going to want to go to what's comfortable. And it's like, in this case, you know what? Don't do that. It's okay to be nervous somewhere and to say, you know, I've been in the kink community a long time i'm new to the swinger side of this i'm nervous there's nothing that you will you will have more honest conversation with either singles or couples or whatever by saying that you'll be amazed because every single one of us have been there when we are new i'm sorry if you took us to a huge event and put us to an event that we've never been at before we're gonna be nervous yeah we do a podcast we have a huge network we do all this stuff but it's still somewhere new so there's nothing wrong with honesty will go a shit ton long way so you know just and that's my thing it's like roy just be just be you be be okay with saying hey i'm totally new you know i say it all the time okay there's gonna be people there's people right now listening to this and that will listen to this that can att this. I am the first one that will blatantly admit I am horrible at flirting. I'll be like, look, here's the deal. I suck at flirting. Really, and I'm honest. I put that out there.
Speaker2:
Why?
Speaker1:
Because it's kind of like a disclaimer. Here, I suck at this. So now you know, and we can go forward from there. And usually it makes people laugh, but it's true. So, you know, it's okay just to be just be roy roy just just do it just be roy just go for it girls don't have that problem all i gotta do is go oh my nipples hurt just my pants Wiggle your asses is all you got to do No it's not Yes it is It is too It is too You have to bat an eye You have to smile pretty No you have to say these things think guys want to hear i think i'm drunk no that's horrible don't send me hate mail for that it's a fucking joke and then if you get blown off enough times then you'll learn that they don't care they don't care for you well and sometimes you just got to blow them off a couple of times look sometimes you just got to You don't know what you're missing. Sometimes you just got to reach down and grab a guy by the horn and go from there the horn well you don't actually grab the horn because that's not appropriate touching what you what you do is you just have to say so just so i understand this right you don't want your dick sucked and no matter what a guy's doing they can have blown it they're gonna like what I'll see my dick sucked. Okay. Can I give it a shot? And they're going to be like, uh, and you're in. And once the coin goes in, well, let the magic begin. That's like a slot machine. And you watch the eye goes ding. That's the way, that's the way that works. I'm serious. You're looking at me like I've lost my fucking mind. If more ladies would walk up and ask. Okay, let me reiterate that ask. Don't grab ask. Just walk up and say, hey, would you like your dick sucked? I'm probably going to say, well, sure. And we'll go from there with it. Don't even, yeah, I know. Look, it's like having a lemonade stand on a hot summer's day, okay?
Speaker2:
You know, you see a dude, he's all hot and sweaty, and he's been working. Or you see a gal, she's all hot and sweaty, she's been working.
Speaker1:
And you walk up and go, hey, would you like a nice cool glass of lemonade? Well, sure.
Speaker2:
How much does it cost? It's free.
Speaker1:
There you go.
Speaker2:
Hey, would you like your dick sucked? Well, how much does it cost? It's free. No strings attached. Well, how much does it cost? It's free. No strings attached.
Speaker1:
Well, sure. And then we'll look away. Of course I did to that poor kid.
Speaker3:
Yeah, you didn't even ask.
Speaker2:
I just started doing a spell.
Speaker1:
You're asking me, and I'm like, sure.
Speaker2:
So, I mean, you know, the thing is,
Speaker1:
the same works the other way around. Would you you like your pussy licked i'm sorry what would you like your pussy actually that's not gonna get you the same response very few guys gonna be like no don't suck my dick very few guys are gonna say that no they give you excuses going no i'm not not now. I feel uncomfortable. I would do that initially, yes. But if somebody was like, well, we step over in the corner, allow me to fluff it for a moment, then we'll go from there. That's something along those lines. Yeah, I'm probably, you know, just saying. It's all about timing, location. Sucking dick is a lot like real estate. You want to be finger-banging by three fingers. I have three minutes. I'll see you next time. Sucking dick is a lot like real estate. You want to be finger banging by three fingers. I have three minutes. This is going to hurt. Ow! What is it? Three minutes, goof-ass. Did Timmy fall down the well, Lassie? Okay. It's like he forgot how to do this. Oh, shit. It's been a week. Down with the sickness. All right, so. Oh, my. I touched your face now. You got it. All right. You touched more than that yesterday. I didn't. That was just my penis. I'm just saying. I magic wandered her. All right, so with that being said, this is a great time to go. Hey, don't forget our sponsors, pandaseduction.ca. Get all of your sex toys, lubes, clothes, educational material, and so much more novelties at pandaseduction.ca. Get it today while you're quarantined. It'll get delivered to your door. Also, don't forget and go get our Crazy Casbah merchandise, crazycasbah.com, merch with an attitude. Also, don't forget to, if you like our shit, we're glad, uh, if you like our shit, then you can feel free to go to our patron, www.patreon.com backslash crazy Kazba. And I'm telling you, you're going to want to, uh, send me an email, find out about this new package that we've got where you too can be a proud recipient of a very special, uh thing that only we're only certain people are going to get to have so uh it's a program we're going to release and you're going to want to be a part of this trust me uh would i stare you wrong fuck no i wouldn't that's what i do send us your questions at uh crazy k-r-a-z-y dot kazba k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com my god take a breather go motherfucker I only had three minutes biatch I had to roll oof squirrels that are rave squirrels that are rave that took you like two yeah see that's time to do squirrels that are rave squirrels that are rave uh so anyways and don't forget to sign up for Crazy Summer Nights go to www..com everything we do is with a k crazy summer nights dot com and with that being said until next time doing it the only way we know how the only way we want to and the only motherfucking way we ever will casbah style out bye
