Krazy Truth #95 The Coronavirus and Swinging.

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the most, and kind of fucking baked from the shit we're burning here, Cole. And I'm here with the lovely, lovely Miss Amanda. Hey. And we are here to spew and share our knowledge of the world around us, in us, through us, and possibly if you did it right, on us, that we have. So that's what we're here to do.

So this is season, what fucking season? Season three, episode 96, because we're ever closer to the magic 100th episode. You're going to like it. Miss Amanda's going to love it. And I'm going to work during the whole thing. Imagine fucking that. Yay. Yay. Didn't we talk to do anything? You got to make noises. Noises are going to be important and we're going to have lots of camera people. Angles. Angles, dangles. Lots of camera people. Well, it depends if people are going to want to watch it on Facebook. It's a lot of pressure. No, I'm kidding.

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So, as a general rule, obviously, we talk about uh topics that people ask us questions we have got some questions have i've gotten some questions about this this last week okay and i'm not going to go into specific questions because they're all relatively the same but we decided that we do the public health service announcement and we're going to talk about this a little bit so let's start with this this is really fucking important we're not doctors we don't claim to be doctors we're not giving you any medical advice if you want to sue us you're a fucking moron we have no money okay we are not doctors so don't even try that number two okay number two this is also very important i'm still gonna make fun of people because of and i'm still going to crack jokes because this is fucking funny as shit yes there is some serious parts to it we're going to talk about that yes it's stuff that people can die people can die every day there are people that die from eating chicken choke on a bone okay shit happens uh but that doesn't mean some shit can't be funny we can't approach this with a little bit of laughter and uh you know just so we're all kind of on the same page but we're going to talk about our thing here is going to talk about more of a common sense approach with this and how this affects swinging because here's the deal there's some big swinging events coming up right all across the country we're getting ready to hit party season that people are worried about this and by the very nature of what we do, sport fucking, or if you're somebody that likes to date, date and then maybe possible some light petting, whatever, in theory, there's going to be some contact, hopefully, if you're doing this right, with people that you don't know very well, or that you do know, but other than you're safe of your own little safe world, they're going to meet other people.

So obviously there's bodily fluids possibly exchanged. What? Wow. There's touching, there's groping, there's feeling. All places where we know any virus or disease can transfer from. So I want to actually start there.

Okay just have to jump in whatever i'm so you just got to jump in okay okay you're not just here for your pretty tits i mean it's a plus but there's more to it than that which for those of you just listening they're just they they have something to say and it's nipples just just saying okay so let's start with this number one this virus from everything that we have researched and seen and now and we have talked to some friends that are doctors we have some several friends that are in the medical field and different uh things that within the medical field and also using reliable sources of information now when we say reliable sources of information yes we're using the using the internet, but not just randomly.

Okay. So just let's start with that. Gathering your information randomly on the internet, fucking quit it, you morons. Okay. Before it's all over, oh my God, I have chills. I have sweats. I'm pretty sure I have anal cancer. No, you don't. Quit it. Quit looking at the internet.

You don't know what you're fucking doing you're not a doctor quit diagnosing yourself okay but there are places to go on the internet to find reliable information about this virus right very much so cdc is a good place to go okay they're keeping updates they're letting people know there's a lot of local a lot of different local communities have their health departments have set up information for local communities we just had the first case in nebraska uh an entire town is now shut down yeah there's three now accordingly yeah there's three now and all three of them are directly related to the same to the same individual uh they're at a special limbic event there was over 500 people that attended the entire town is now shut down for a week okay and i get it okay and but we're going to talk about some of this in a minute but okay so the first thing is where you find your information is very important okay and i want to put a precursor in anybody that writes us a letter or sends us an email or interjects and tries to make this the political issue okay whether it be because you think our president's good or whether you think our president's an idiot or vice versa whatever it doesn't matter anybody tries to bring a political argument with this fuck off quit listening to our show please delete us never never contact us again okay there's the first thing number one there's never been a politician on either side that has a clue what the fuck they're talking about so we're not worried about that kind of shit this is not a political discussion we're going to stay away from that shit don't be a fucking tool and try to put that in as as the process for this whole thing okay because i've already seen that in fact right before we went to record the show i deleted seven that's right seven people off my facebook list both sides of the aisle about trying to use turn into political i'm like fuck you you're all a bunch of idiots so okay so we're talking about reliable sources okay the internet is reliable source if you're using correct sites cdc world health organization some information off of harvard mayo mayo harvard yeah just you know little places like that little uh some of your doctors may have sites or have information on their sites set up okay so there are some places that are reliable sources to get information if you have legitimate questions before you just panic and before you just take and and start calling and bombing your doctor's office with phone calls okay because there are going to people that are going to need help legitimate help and they don't necessarily need a million questions from the average person that they could easily find that information at reliable sources can you imagine how much doctor's offices are going nuts when someone goes i have this cough Thank you.

questions from the average person that they could easily find that information at reliable sources can you imagine how much doctor's offices are going nuts when someone goes i have this cough yeah no shit no and here's the deal you know damn good and well it's not the people calling because they have a cough it's because somebody else has a cough around them no no think about all the people that are sick that have to go i have a cough give me an antibiotic oh well fuck Yeah, no shit. No shit.

Now, okay, now understand, we take this serious that if you think that have to go have a cough give me an antibiotic oh well fuck yeah yeah no shit no shit now okay now understand we take this serious that if you think you have it or you think you've been exposed to it yes there are certain things you need to do okay so don't anybody misconstrue this is well we listen to the crazy truth and they said it's no big deal we're not saying that okay but we're also saying don't fucking this is not where you just run into stores screaming, and just grabbing shit off every shelf and running out the door.

We're not to that point yet. I'm waiting for where we're going to just go shoot people. That's the zombie apocalypse, not the coronavirus. I'm so close. Anyways, so gather your information from a reliable source.

If you have have questions go to reliable sources to get information that's really the biggest the first part of this that you need to understand there is a whole lot of misinformation there's a lot of discussion in the health care community right now with different opinions on different aspects of the coronavirus okay that's why where you get your information is such a huge deal just like any medical thing there's nothing wrong with second opinions okay so if you don't if one source says one thing look at other sources again cdc is a pretty reliable source mayo is a damn reliable source harvard medical reliable source.

There's a lot of them out there. Understand also, this is an ongoing situation. There's a lot of organizations working to come up with answers. So some of the information can change. But there's some things that we already know are very much true and out there. Okay. And I think we can feel pretty comfortable talking about on this show that even by Thursday when this is released, will still be true. Thank you.

true and out there okay and and i think we can feel pretty comfortable talking about on this show that even by thursday when this is released will still be true probably okay watch my thursday everything's changed we'll be like fuck scrap the show okay number one diseases can actually be transmitted by sneezing on other people okay basic basic rule of thumb here sneezes and coughs you shouldn't cough in your hands anymore they teach you that now cough in your elbow sneeze in your elbow so basically cover your fucking mouth and your nose you're not spraying shit all over people duh that hasn't changed since like you know they're teaching me that in kindergarten back when I was a little kid so that hasn't changed in a lot of years that's still true with this wash your fucking hands that hasn't changed wash your hands when you touch shit wash your hands like a lot if you if you ever went to the doctors they're constantly fucking washing their hands constantly after every patient you'll see them walk in wash their hands before they start touching you before they leave they wash their hands before they leave it's the same for the rest of us wash your fucking hands you touch something wash your hands okay use soap just just throwing that out there soap yes you can use hand sanitizer if you can't get to washing to a place to wash and use soap but all of the experts have said if you if you look through the stats and everybody has ran out and bought every bit of hand sanitizer they can find washing your hands with soap and water and it's like two minutes this is This is not like a seven-minute scrub.

No, they... I think it's like a 20-second scrub, actually. No, it's longer than that. Talk into the microphone. It's longer than that. There you go. See the little lines there? It goes away. I was doing something. Good God. What were you doing? Oh, looking at the burn market. Jesus.

Anyway, it's like a two-minute's like a two minute hand wash thing okay it's not this is not you're not scrubbing up for surgery but it's basic using soap using getting it all over your hands tops palms under your nails make sure your nails and stuff between your fingers between your fingers okay soap and water hand sanitizer is a good quick fix but it's not as effective don't put't put soap and go and rinse. Yeah, no, it takes a little bit more than that, okay? So that pretty much is pretty standard.

I'm really feeling like that to tell people that between now and Thursday won't change to help stop the spread of the coronavirus and also the common flu virus and other viruses and diseases. Imagine that. Weird. After you touch it, don't touch your face. Hands away from your face. Hands away from your face. Guess what? You have orifices on your face, okay? You've got your big fucking pie hole that you listen. Mine's running right now. If you take shit on your hands, you have germ on your hands, and you stick them in your mouth, you've now swallowed germs. If you pick your fucking nose.

Oh, you got mad at me today. Oh, God. We were at Walmart, and I had stuff in my hands, and I went and licked my finger to open up a grocery bag. I'm like, oh, my God, you fucking disease. You just got, now we're all going to be sick in quarantine.

No, actually, like the meme where the the public official was out is talking about don't touch your hand and face and then immediately links their finger to turn the page and everybody's like dumbass here's the thing your mouth you get germs you get sickness through your mouth through your nose your eyes and those are all orifices those have fluids those have things that can get you know that's areas that you can get sick again all the experts are agreeing on this as well don't touch your face wash your hands don't touch your face go ahead read stuff on the page as it comes sing happy birthday while you wash your hands okay that's okay that's actually really good well no now that's a good idea that's one of the things that they've been talking about is different songs.

Like, all over the world, they've come out with different songs and different dances to, A, get the message across to wash your hands. On how long? And how to help people know how long to wash their hands. I never heard that. Yeah, so it's something in your head a little bit to do that, to help make sure you're washing your hands long enough.

So, remember- You work i'm gonna do it loud as possible i would i would at work my work because it would just be me i'm just yelling around now somebody like me i wear rings okay so here's the deal take your rings off no actually i wash it with the rings on take your rings off so you can get under your rings because your rings don't squeeze tightly and i can get you get crap between your rings but you can get them in the rings too yes and then you can also because if you work in the medical field it's a no-no to have rings and nail polish because it harbors spores it harbors spores so keep that in mind so like my rings and stuff now i don't wear my rings all the time no you don't, you don't.

I don't wear my rings most of the time. But if I did, what can you do with your rings? What could you do with your rings? If you wear rings to work, you wear jewelry to work, you wear rings to work, and you're concerned about it, what could you do? Wash them. When you get home, at the end of the day, you can wash your... Well, look, it sounds stupid as fuck that we're having to say this. No, you can wash them. But the reality of it is, okay, part of the reason we're talking about this is people are being fucking idiots with this.

I mean, there's one thing to be cautious, which everybody should be cautious, and everybody should be... They should be cautious on a daily basis, not just now. Right, exactly. This should not be the first time you decide to start washing your hands. But it... Kudos if it is. Yeah, I'm glad we're able to get through to everybody now. Yay. But the reality of it is that people are taking this to an extreme when here's the reality. Yes, we do not know how many people are going to die from the coronavirus.

Okay, right now the numbers in America are skewed a little bit because on the West Coast coast almost half of the deaths came right out of a nursing home here's the reality of it there are certain demographics with any illness that are demographics of people that are more susceptible and more vulnerable in this case unusual normally it's the youngest children and the oldest adults. For whatever reason right now, the kids have seemed to be pretty much immune to it. You read something about it. I don't know if you remember the source. It was a pediatric office.

Same because I think because the kids Because there's Look at the microphone. People can't fucking hear you. I'm going to start smacking the shit out of you. I'm going to shove the microphone down your throat in a minute Then we're going to have to wash it I was going to go to that source Thanks But you know While you're looking at that source I'm going to squeeze your titty While she's looking at that we do still know, they do know that one of the populations, one of the demographics that's highly susceptible to it, again, is older people. Okay, so the elderly. Here's the deal.

If you're older and you don't need to be out, don't be out. They're saying that. That's one of the things that's being said right now. The CDC is saying it right now. Older Americans, you don't need to be out. Don't be out.

Okay, so the children one of the things that's being said right now the cdc is saying it right now older americans you don't need to be out don't be out okay so the children one the children go ahead am i allowed to talk now you're doing a microphone okay uh kids are exposed to so many other viruses in the same family on a regular basis they seem to have a cross immunity to the strain okay and that was from where where did you find that from that was just a pediatric office owensboro pediatrics okay so again there's still a friend on facebook shared it i just go with that there's still things that are that are coming out but here's the reality of it again so we know look if you have older family members anything you and they're in a nursing home or in their hospital, you know that that demographic of the population is highly susceptible to illnesses in general.

They will tell you every year in the wintertime, if you have a cold, please do not wear a mask before you go visit someone in a nursing home. This is no different, okay? So, yes, some of the deaths in the United States right now have been people that are older and have been people that have other health conditions. Now... Compromised immune system. Compromised immune system, have respiratory issues. The case here in Nebraska, again, they haven't said what all the additional issues she has. She was a Special Olympian participating, has other issues.

She was participating in the Special Olympic basketball game. Yes. So here's the thing, is that right now we know people that have had some other health issues. It's one of the things that they have talked about that makes people more susceptible. Again, let me stop here a minute. We're not doctors.

We're're just sharing information what has been shared from from reliable sources such as the cdc websites mayo places like that this is where we've got all of our information from okay so here's the thing if you're someone if you're someone listening right now and you're going yeah but you don't understand i've got this okay if you have certain things that you know that cause you to be more susceptible to viruses or to illnesses in general not being a doctor you not being a doctor i think we'd both agree the recommendation would be is take precautions to not be in an area where you would run a higher risk of getting something or being exposed to it one thing i read is if you are around people that have a cough or that are sick or appear sick uh stay three to six feet away from them yep so you're out of airborne pathogens right clean stuff okay i was reading today on the cdc's website they said now that they know or they're pretty sure again because things are changing they're learning that the coronavirus stays active on surfaces and it depends if it's smoother or porous surfaces i told you that anywhere between one hour to eight to one day is what they've come out and said oh they updated yes they updated it because a couple days ago it was two hours to a couple of days right they're learning and that's the thing they're the virus says there's two strands they're learning so there's ways you can go through on how to clean how to clean your stuff and make sure stuff is cleaned up and i understand now that again there's been a rash and all the cleaners have been yanked out of stores whatever you know if you're in an office place that you have to be around the public or that you have to share stuff there it takes them into work with you obviously again wash your hands frequently when you're using stuff if you're using somebody else's computer if you're on a job that you have to do that wash your hands this is all shit you should be doing anyways if you if well when i worked out of in the car business and i was a business about finance manager and if i or even when i was in sales if i had to go and grab a phone call and use somebody else's phone you could be damn sure i was going to wash my hands afterwards damn sure if not if depending there are certain people i just avoided using their shit all together because i'd watch them hacking all over shit Yuck.

So, I mean, you have to have some common sense with some of this stuff, right?

And again, if you feel like you're someone that is susceptible to this or you have a history of it or whatever the case may be, or you have some conditions that makes you predisposed to getting things, okay, well, then you should know places not to be and places to be in and and how to kind of protect yourself a little bit better and you need to use those common sense factors okay that's the first thing number two what do you do if you think you have it stay the fuck home yes look number one now again coming from the cdc website uh the world health organization website and multiple other medical from medical doctor offices to just uh md sites are saying kind of giving uh ideas and suggestions for helping stop the spread of this if you think you have this just like if you think you have the flu just an fyi call they're saying instead of showing up at the doctor's office, if you're just starting to just get symptoms or if you've been exposed, you think you find out somebody else was in an event that you were at and they haven't.

Call. Let's try this again. Call, which would mean pick up the phone, not go into the doctor's office. Do not show up at the doctor's office going, I think I'm going to, I got coronavirus. Uh, no call, use the telephone, call them, tell them the situation, tell them your symptoms, tell them when you think you were exposed.

What the reason for that, as I've learned, and this this makes complete sense to me is that it gives the office an opportunity to be prepared if they want to see you to be prepared for you to come in so that you can take and not infect as many people when you come in you obviously got some off the page yes okay go ahead nurse nicole because we have so many nurses we do have several nurses and they're my favorites please if you go to the doctor or er do not take masks for personal use health care profession health care professionals are not able to protect themselves if you're grabbing these masks for your own use that is a huge and we knew that she knew that i knew yeah no but actually, she's ahead of me because that was going to be my next thing with that.

But so hold on, Nurse Nicole. We're going to get there. Call first. Give the office an opportunity. One of the things that, and a couple of the different articles that I read talked about saying if you give an office a heads up, whether it be like an emergency clinic or a hospital or the doctor's office, they may have you wait in the car. They may have you go wait in a special section of the clinic or the area. They may take you directly into a room. They may have nurses or staff come out that is dressed and geared accordingly and take you to limit the exposure to anybody else.

See, there's a degree of this. Just like in swinging, don't be a douche. Don't be a twat waffle. Try to be cool to the other humans in the world. So what if you're non-symptomatic? If you're non-symptomatic, again, pick up the phone. Call. They will tell you what they want you to do. But if you don't know, you have it.

If you don't panic if you if you think if you think you were with somebody i mean would you stay inside for two weeks no no fuck no i wouldn't but you still have the virus no wait a minute do i know no you can't wait a minute a lot of people can have it and never have symptoms so you don't know you had it. If you don't know you have it, live your life. Okay. Okay. Now, here's the thing. If you have been somewhere that you think that there's a chance, and again, this is not just Cole making this up. This is coming from all these other sources that we've talked about.

If you've been somewhere or you have been somewhere that you think that there's a chance you've been exposed to it, what you are supposed to do is call your health care provider call them tell them the situation and then follow their instructions because they may say self-quarantine they may say we want to talk to you once a day check this they may say we want to see you if you've never been look i have been around no one that i know of that has traveled i have not traveled you have not traveled monday what i'm going to do is live my fucking life i'm going to do my own shit that's what i'm going to do ta-da now if something changes if i'm around somebody or something changes then i will will take things accordingly.

But call first, let the experts, look, don't clog the system up and make it worse for people until you know what you have. Okay. And, and to let the experts tell you how to do, how to do this. And please keep in mind, okay, you need to self-report because here, here is a reality. If you're around somewhere, okay, well, actually I'm going to skip that for a second. Let's do it.

keep in mind okay you need to self-report because here is a reality if you're around somewhere okay well actually i'm going to skip that for a second let me i want to go tackle uh nicole's uh nurse nicole's statement real quick okay okay granted i understand i've seen on some different boards and some different things where people going other health care professionals have put out saying please don't steal masks don't you know let the health care providers quit buying them all up yeah let the health care providers have what they need to do and i've seen people going i'm just trying to protect my family blah okay look here here's i get that i totally understand that i understand wanting to protect your family what exactly are you going to do if you're a non-medical personnel you have no medical experience at all right so you don't know what to do and all the medical people are too sick to help you then what yeah there we go there with there and there's the problem we have let the medical people do their job now number let me just stress this right now do i truly believe that this is the fucking zombie apocalypse fuck no okay the flu the kill ratio right now in the united states is completely out of whack because of the nursing home for one we don't even know okay but the flu kill has killed over 10 000 people this year this is 10 000 people 10 000 people who died because of the flu this year the last number that i saw right before we came in here is like 3400 that this is killed now does that mean that those 10 000 people are more special than 3400 no but oh my god let's keep this under you know the the flu kills people every single year there are going to people that are going to die of this and hopefully this doesn't become more powerful than the flu but no one panics about the flu no one does shit but this some people this this is fucking this is something new it verbal, and it's new, and people are just running amok.

Who, when was the last time anybody went out and fucking went apeshit at the store buying everything they could for sanitizers and toilet paper and bottled water because it's flu season? Okay? It doesn't happen. You didn't need at least the toilet paper for flu season. No, shit. Not for respiratory virus. No, shit. But this comes out. And now, listen, you literally have ass clowns on Amazon trying to list in toilet paper at $50 a roll. No, that was on Facebook Marketplace. Oh, Facebook Marketplace. Way to go, Facebook, for really fucking stepping up and stopping that kind of bullshit.

Yeah, that was saw that locally yeah so what is that a good yesterday um it is uh from tammy she says hand sanitizer kills good microbiomes that um our hands and our bodies need to fight off diseases and viruses um using that it helps with your immune system and but washing your hands with soap doesn't destroy those that you need okay see that okay well there you go so that's there i just learned something right there well i'll be damned so again the value because we do there are certain things in our bodies i do know this you need certain some things in your body fight other things you need those you you need those you want those well you don't run to the doctor every time you have a little bit of a sneeze because your body needs to to build up the immune system with the antibodies from it there's a reason why kids used to eat dirt and it wasn't all bad just saying and that's not again that's not to say this isn't going to stop this.

But, folks, look, we saw a meme somewhere. And I didn't get to fact check it to see if it's true. 34 million people have AIDS. People still fuck without condoms every day. I mean, you know, seriously, it's not that this is trendy, but it is. This is the trendy new disease. And I think because it just came so quickly. Right. It came out of nowhere. And it isn't. And we're all sick. But granted, but here's the thing. This is what shows just how much people are not thinking with this. Okay, seriously.

Again, and the toilet paper and the bottled water are the perfect examples why why the the logic behind bottled water is if all the fucking city and county and and health worker or employees get so sick that they can't go in that that will shut off our water supply seriously this is not the black fucking plague we have health care stuff there's things in place i mean no but i took you over to the to the water filter section of the store yeah and it was still full yeah not a single person's worried about well the electrons the water's just kill our environment instead yeah the water the water is still gonna flow but there's nothing to why don't you if person is worried about, well, the electrons, the water is still going to.

But let's just kill our environment instead. Yeah, the water is still going to flow, but there's nothing to, why don't you, if you're worried about that, you know what won't stop running? Rivers. Yeah, move to Colorado. So here's the thing, go grab water and have a filter device. I mean, again, that sounds stupid saying, because it is stupid, because that's not going to happen.

Yeah, why do you need a million bottled water let's think about this for a minute shall we with the bottled water that is if you go buy three cases of bottled water and you're sitting there drinking bottled water that is three cases that's 36 containers that you're pawing on so if you've got it your hands are all over it you're fucking slobbering on the lid of it so there's your spit and slobber on it oh yeah and if you're sick that's something else that somebody else in your family or health care provider is going to have to fucking pick up and then just like if somebody has mono in your house is a chance they can get it because it goes through what food slobber i mean do you get it thing.

Pretty easy. See how that works, kids? When you have the mass public running out to buy toilet paper, if I was a toothpaste maker, I would be pissed off right now. I would be livid and go, why the fuck didn't somebody go, you know, you need to go out and stock up with supplies like toothpaste. Toothbrush. You need a new toothbrush every time you brush your teeth. Yeah, I mean, Jesus Christ. So think about this just a little bit. I mean, yes, there are certain things you need to do, and you need to be smart. You would think that the entire nation is getting prepared for a hurricane. Oh, my God.

Because that's literally what you stock up on because you don't have running water if you're hit. You don't. I'm surprised no one's figured out to go get generators. Because think about this. Here it is. I'm going to start a new panic. This is awesome. If all of the city workers are too sick and can't come in and run the water systems, you think your electric company people aren't going to get sick? I said that to you earlier. How are you going to cook all your pre-made food in the microwave and shit? Get the propane tanks. Yeah, get the propane tanks. Quick, everybody go get a generator.

Gotta get the gas going. We were the smart asses. We went to a box store. We went to Walmart and everything we walked back passed. I'm like, shit, we need these. Oh, he's driving me nuts. Oh nuts oh my god there's umbrellas what if we run out of umbrellas oh you know do we have enough of course i also said it really loudly i said let's go find the tvs you know like we don't need a tv i'm like well we need to know where to go when the looting starts so i mean it's look and we're not trying to minimize the health with this, but part of this shit is just really common sense with all this.

And right now people are going, okay, you guys are a swinging show. What does all this have to do with sex and swinging? Why would you guys be talking about this? The exchange of bodily fluids. Well, look, here's the deal. There is an added challenge with this when it comes to the swinging community because there are big parties starting to gear up, and it is party season.

You're not going to have most likely somebody, if someone starts showing symptoms and they go in and they find out they have the virus and they're asked, okay, well, where have you been to try to track where people have been? They're not going to say, well, we are this huge, you know, swingers party. They're probably not going to say that. Probably not. So the reason I point that out is you're not necessarily going to get that heads up like this event where they were at a special Olympics event basketball tournament so they can warn and say, okay, everybody who was at this event, beware.

As swingers, we're not going to get that. Okay? So, as swingers, you know, what are some things, what do we do? I mean, do you just lock yourself away? I mean, okay, actually, let me back up a little bit. If you're somebody right now that's in the lifestyle and you have went out and you have bought masks and you have panicked in any way, shape or form buying supplies, okay? And this may piss some people off and I don't fucking care.

And you've mass panicked and bought supplies in any way, shape or form, your ass better not be going to a single fucking swinger event until this till the till the all clear sounded yeah i mean just saying this is as stupid as the people still getting tasters at costco when they're running to buy supplies and panicked you know oh look we need to get toilet paper before we all die and and oh a taster when okay so if you're if you're going if you currently are planning to go to a swingers event and you're stocking up on this shit because you're concerned over the next month, month and a half, whatever, about this, what the fuck are you doing?

Because I'm going to tell you what. You show up to my swinger event wearing a goddamn mask, and it's not a fucking medical kink convention shit, I'm probably going to tell you to leave. Okay, because that's that's fucking stupid that is just dumber than a box of fucking rocks we just want to come up and be panicked and check to see who's coughing are you shitting me really what uh plus let's face it kids if you go to most hotels that where swinger events are held they're not all five-star places okay really we we've we've done it.

We hooked up at the fucking $39.95 fucking hotel to have sex in an afternoon. It was a great Sunday afternoon. It was a lot of fun. It was fucking awesome. It was a ton of fun. They didn't have any rugs. They didn't have any towels.

We wouldn't have wanted to sleep on the fucking two beds that were there, but we fucked on top of the fucking prison-issued bed spread and called and called it good okay so if you're uber paranoid about that a lifestyle event right now probably is not the place for you to be no at all okay if you're not okay a couple of things and this this is how are we doing on time first of all where? Where are we at, I guess? I don't even know. 38 minutes. Okay. All right.

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www.crazywinternights.com www.crazysummernights.com all right back to the show uh jesus all right so the okay a couple of things and i've seen this you've seen this before as well i understand that when it's time to go get fucking dick or pussy and you've been waiting and it's a big party it's a big event and everybody's fucking jazzed and giddy because it's like squirrels at the rave and it's all good. And you come down with a cold and you're like, fuck it. I'll medicate myself. And you power through and you go to it. Don't do that.

I mean, look, you're going to be swabbing spit and probably something else if you're doing it right. if you don't feel well or if you have been somewhere that you think you've been exposed don't go to the swinger party just skip it don't worry there'll be more there'll be other opportunities what if they don't allow kissing but dick sucking is okay no somebody else will come i don't want my dick to get the virus then he'll whack off and he'll get on his hands and he'll go to eat. I'll be touching my face.

Or you don't know whose mouth was on it first and who's going to have their mouth on it after you. I got to tell you, I'm glad I don't smoke right now. Seriously. Why? I used to do it all the time. Share lighters. Hey, can I borrow a lighter? Sure. What's wrong with sharing a lighter? I don't know where their hand's been. It's like 95% of the people you talk to when you shake their hand have just jacked off at some point in time earlier that day. So they've got cum and shit on their hands anyways. Just saying. I'm just not uber paranoid about sharing germs. That's because you have sex at work.

No, I have a very high immune system. Knock on wood. Yeah. I hardly catch anything. Right. No, that's actually very true. So I'm not uber paranoid about being around people that are sick. I dealt with four people in a household that had the flu, and I was cleaning up and taking care of them, and I not once got it. Right. No. But you're not as young anymore, either. I'm just saying. Wow. We're getting to that age where we're going to start being the people they say should stay home. Someone guessed me at 36 yesterday. They need to look closer. I'm just fucking fun of it.

i wear sunglasses to cover my black eye uh anyways i'm funny i'm gonna put your fucking fingers down here's the thing seriously though in all seriousness if you don't feel well okay please just don't come it's okay there's going to be other and that's i don't care if it's a house party i don't care if you don't feel well if you have a cold you're just you've just been kind of feeling eh don't medicate yourself up enough to just be able to power through it but with this one slight fever or fever right uh difficulty breathing sore throat dry cough right definitely definitely all respiratory stuff you definitely need to be calling somebody letting them know But if you or if you've been in this case with this one if you've been in an area that you have there's a probability you've been exposed the bottom way i wanted to get off just the the coronavirus just sickness in general look common courtesy you know if you don't feel good don't don't go to a swinger event really seriously because it happens all the time everybody's drinking there a lot of people are drinking hey take a drink of my drink try this we've all done it hey what's up next you know you're kind of macking on somebody a little bit hey you know there's a lot of touching you know you don't even if there's not fucking it's like common sense if you don't feel good come on don't don't go and spread it you know there'll be other events you're not you're not missing out don't don't be the fucking douchebag that infects the entire fucking swinger community in your area have you ever gone with a cold uh with a cold i have went with a cold but i but i disclaimed it and i and i also did not make out with anybody because i said flat out i have a cold we went we had fun i was highly medicated but i did not make out with anybody and i did not share any of my drinks i was very cautious about that and was very upfront about that and And we did not fuck anybody either because I didn't, that's we went to have fun, but that was it.

And it wasn't it. I'd had it long enough that I was past contagious point at that point. But again, in hindsight would have been better. Just just give it all together. Yes, it probably would have been.

And, and that look after every swinger event we've ever been a part of somebody ends up sick and it's because somebody else brought germs in okay quit that shit i mean just a little common sense goes a long way it's just be kind of cool the other people and think that through there's going to be other events you're not going to be missing out forever to to get to have to get late again i mean seriously you got fucking think this through just a little bit. And with something like this, it's a big deal. It kills me. Herpes is a fucking, uh, it's a rash. It is what it is. Herpes is a rash.

The porn community does not consider it an STD. It's a rash. Europe does not consider an STD.

It's's a rash if somebody has herpes and comes to a party oh holy fuck i mean if you go to reddit you go to any board oh my god what's the rules on disclosing if you have it if you've ever had it blah of course if you had it you always have it but you know what i mean all the way through and yet okay i i don't know and maybe i just haven't done the research i've yet to find anybody who has died because of herpes now i know it makes you more susceptible to other stds and it makes you more susceptible to hiv and things along those lines right that they have proven i don't know of anybody who has died from from herpes and again let me stress i don't know of i'm just saying okay but people die from the flu so you feel like shit you're sick all week with flu-like symptoms and you'll fucking power thermoflu and go to a swingers event and you're okay with that but jesus christ if somebody goes in with a rash sweet mother of fuck all hell breaks loose are you fucking shitting me okay this is the kind of shit that shows the difference between sheep you know and all we're just gonna follow the masses and fucking people that have their heads out of their ass look the activity that we do is one of the most adult mature things in the world we fuck other people for fun it's what our hobby is do it halfway smart don't lecture about fucking condoms and safe sex and then cough and spoo all over people i mean i'm not talking the good spoo i'm talking just like it's not a Yeah.

And on a side note, I have to do this. Okay. And here's where the hate mail comes in. I know the big thing is eating ass, right? You see memes about it. We see memes all the time on our page about it. Some people are just ass-eating machines. Nom. Give me butthole. Okay. We're not into that. No. Okay. Whatever.

And if you are rock on that's your kink you know eat away just just like cookie monster that shit just want to throw it out here so you know they have figured out the coronavirus and the flu virus for that and the flu for that matter in samples of feces that would be poop and shit they found live viruses in it spores spores whatever so if you are into eating ass and somebody didn't clean themselves real well Miss Amanda's gonna puke just know hey think about the fact you might be getting a few little actual turds are not like I've, it's true.

It's more just being a smartass because we're not like ass don't we're not like ass eaters i'm just i'm just saying i don't i don't that's yeah i think that's the other thing that kills me i know that there's a shit ton of people obviously i think they say like 12 million people are swingers like basically it's like three percent of the population is swingers okay so i understand whatever but i also know that there's a lot of vanilla people that are into some kinky shit i mean real kinky shit you don't have to be a Thank you.

of the population is swingers okay so I understand whatever but I also know that there's a lot of vanilla people that are into some kinky shit I mean real kinky shit you don't have to be a swinger to like fucking more like you know being fisted or fucking electrocuted or fucking animals or whatever the fuck you might be into right okay because there's a lot of kinks just because vanilla people can be into these kinks too and it just me that you... I know that half these fucking people are into all kinds of fucking weird shit, right? Rock on. More power to them. Right.

But they're panicked and going out buying fucking 87 gallons of fucking bottled water, every piece of toilet paper they can buy, three Tide Pods, and a fucking 12-pack of beer and calling themselves ready to fucking go for two weeks. That just blows my fucking mind. I don't get it. God. You know, and I'm going to say this on here because I still think it's funny. This is probably getting suits showing up. Okay. I thought it would be funny. I put a post on our page, and I said what I wanted to do.

I wanted to be the douchebag that went to Walmart and just loaded a cart with nothing but all the ammo that I possibly could find, like beef jerky and a 12-pack of beer and a single roll of toilet paper and just pushed the cart around the store all day long talking really loudly how I was prepared for the quarantine because I think that would be funny as shit. Our middle son thought that that would have guys showing up at our door to interview me. I didn't do it. It's a joke. I'm not really going to do it, but I decided it would be kind of funny overall. We're just, I don't know.

It's, I don't know. I feel like I'm doing all the talking. Because you kind of are. We'll jump in. How are we doing on time? I don't know. I guess, obviously, I'm on a tear with this. Oh, obviously. Wait, what? Shut up. No. Well, I've been thinking about it. You've been thinking about it? I've been thinking about it all week. No way. Well, all week long. It's just like, I mean, I get it. It's a serious topic. We've talked about it all week long. We have.

It's a serious topic, and there are certain common sense things but again it's the it's the panic i i don't get the panic and i don't understand the panic and or at the disco you know call me crazy not well i was thinking primitive but primitive isn't the word for it maybe i've seen but i know how to boil water um i've done it before i know how to make everything homemade so give me a thing of flour give me a thing of sugar give me a carton of eggs i'm good that was what we were laughing about the most we went to the store for all these people that are panicked about this you had no problem picking up flour sugar eggs no none of the basic things to me to make, you know, like to truly have to survive.

Now the spaghetti-os, better grab them while you can, kids. You know, I mean, I get it. Well, we had to go, we had to pick up antibacterial soap because I'm running out. I use it daily on my nipples to keep them, keep my piercings sanitized. And here's the thing. It's because she fucks at work and then gets them sucked on at work.

She uses it daily for her nipples to keep them keep my piercings sanitized and here's the thing it's because she fucks at work and then gets him sucked on at work she uses it daily for her nipples I don't get my nipples sucked daily but you use it daily the only reason when I got it it was not like oh my god the virus no I use it every day when I shower to clean my nipples the nipple rings the piercings however and there was one I had to get it because it was so high up you couldn't well i'm short i can't reach the top shelf anyway i damn near had to climb the shelves but i'm like seriously there's one thing of antibacterial soap see and there again this this is how this all ties into swinging there are things that you do when you're in the lifestyle or you should do like how you clean how you take care of things you know that something like this you should be able to see and and sort through the i don't know through some of the riffraff you know just like that yes you always do that on your nipples you've always ever since you pierced them you've used that you always if we go to an event and somebody sucks on your you have if you have a single person suck on your nipples other than me no even you well yeah even me you always before you go to bed that night no matter how tired no matter how late you use antibacterial so to clean it so the the thing is is this is why some of this stuff is like why do we have to explain this?

Well, we shouldn't have to. Why are we sitting doing a podcast about the coronavirus and basic common sense thing with swinging? Don't go to events. If you're sick, why do we have to do that? Because some people still, they don't think.

They get caught up in this panic mode and they don't think.'t think so i made you laugh at walmart because when you said i said well i need to get some antibacterial soap and you're like why and i'm like because my nipples knee cleaned right yeah and i said it loud and i didn't care who was around no no it got some looks that was kind of funny but what do you do yeah and and that's the part that sucks is for those this is a lot like the medical supply shit seriously when you're buying all the shit that the medical people might need okay great uh then for people that actually need shit can't get to it again that's why we say about following the instructions that the cdc and places like that say to do so you don't clog the medical system.

Guess what? There are going to be people, while this is going on, that are going to have cancer, that are going to have heart attacks, that are going to have lupus, that are going to have all kinds of other medical shit come up that's going to make them more susceptible, in some cases this very virus and other illnesses like this and if you're clogging up all this shit right and and you're making it so those people can't get their care really i mean when follow the instructions make the phone call you know look at don't give in to panic look the fucking realistic sources.

So you want to get into laughs? Yes. I was scrolling through Facebook, right? Because, why not? And there was an ad for paper towels. And it was like a little video of this gal taking it and doing the accordion fold on the paper towel. And taping, stapling a rubber band to one end and a rubber band to the other end, and then she put it on like a mask. Oh, my Lord. And I'm like, wow. I guess if you're really in a panic mode and you can't find any, paper towels are the way to go because those are going to stop all the microorganisms from coming into your mouth.

For those of you who are listening, you couldn't see Ms. Amanda's eye roll. Well, it was no different than legitimately a liquor company, a vodka company, had to come out because they got when someone was using to do like a homemade ham sanitizer, was saying to use their vodka. And they're like, no, our vodka only has 40 alcohol do not you need at least 60 yeah i mean this is why i can't stress reliable sources now look is the crazy truth podcast a reliable source for medical things no we're not no okay that's why we started with we're why we keep stressing. I keep saying over and over.

Go to medical, go to good, reliable sources. And the problem is there are people that will listen to this. And if we said something stupid, like what you need to do is find a chicken and sacrifice it. There'd be somebody be like, quick, get a chicken. It's like, no. So, you know. There are people that would do that. Just saying.

I don't know so hopefully here's the thing so uh go to your property to quarantine yourself in your little in your little uh chicken farm compound that's what I was looking for I'm like what is it what is it compound you hide yourself in your little compound and and live in your little bomb shelter and everything will be good it'll be all good we'll let'll let you know when it's all clear. In the meantime, make sure while you're quarantined, you keep listening to Crazy Truth and you go and buy our merch. Because you know what?

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