Krazy Truth #93 Brand New, keeping it real and Kinky!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am the host with the most, I am Cole, and I the lovely lovely and talented miss amanda hey and we are here to enlighten you and spew upon you the information the knowledge that has come down from the mountaintop of swinging it's like the 10 commandments but it's written in jizz and we're ready to share it with you today see we keep it interesting like this every time when people listen to the show they will be like what's he gonna say next but first you know i'm thinking it what we're gonna do first though is we are going to give a shout out to our sponsors uh don't forget panda seduction over 8 000's right. Over 8,000 products for all your adult fun, lubes, toys, educational, uh, clothing, novelties, and, and so much more. You got to visit their website to see all the different things they have out there for you. You can visit them at pandaseduction.ca. That's right. They're from Canada. And the cool thing is they will drop ship your products right to your door. So check these guys out. Oh, my God. They've got a ton of stuff, like all kinds of stuff. That's awesome.
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Speaker3: I know.
Speaker1: Yeah, no shit. We haven't got to look through everything. And so 8,000 products is going to take us a while.. So we'll see what we need to stick and try and sample. Just saying. Okay. Stick. Stick. Well, I mean, there's something that's got to stick. Stick, wiggle, jiggle, zippity-zip. Okay, so also, and don't forget, as well, our self, we're kind of a self-sponsor show as well. Don't forget to visit our website, www.crazykazba.com. Get information about us. Gives you links to crazy summer nights, crazy winter nights. Gives you our online store. Get our merchandise. Get your shot glasses, patches, shirts. Underwear. Underwear, that's right. B's right yeah patches shirts underwears stickers uh you name it everything you need is there and it's getting close to summertime springtime and activity so you're gonna want to get on there plus it will give you links like i say to our other parties so make sure don't don't dilly dally don't tallyilly-dally. I don't like that. It's been a while since I've heard that. No shit. That's what we roll. Dilly-dally. Dilly-tally-whacker. Anyways, all right. So are you with us today? I am. You're still meat sweats? No. Our kid took us out for dinner, and I have the meat sweats. I have single-handedly consumed almost an entire cow.
Speaker2: I don't think that's really a thing.
Speaker1: It is, too. Meat sweats is really a thing. Look, if you suck enough dick at one time, you're going to get the meat sweats. Or that could just be cum. It's what happens after an orgy. You get meat sweats. Anyways. Wow. Ha ha ha they're not funny okay again we say this all the time there's no such thing as a funny question every question is important and good and all that fun shit but some of them are better than others and we got a couple of doozies that i picked out for us for today uh and those for those you that are listening that don't know we do this in front of our live secret crowd at crazy casbah don't tell the others but if you'd like to join please let us know and we'll figure out we'll get you hooked up in fact we a couple people hooked up today from the show. We did. That's awesome. I love that. So, anyway, so they're going to interject. So hopefully you guys will interject and say some stuff if there's anybody out there. Is there anybody out there? All right. I was thinking it. I just didn't sing it. I went there. I have no, I had no qualms doing that.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So, all right. So the first question, the first question is from B and T. B and T.
Speaker3: That's all I want to know.
Speaker1: They want to go by B and T.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So I was trying to guess their names because I think that's fun to get a little game for
Speaker3: me to do.
Speaker1: Anyways, B and T is from Manhattan. So New York, the Big Apple. You know, if you can make it there, you can make it anyway. Okay, so B&T are new in the lifestyle. Okay. New being like new, new in the lifestyle. They are both in their early 50s they are a long time married couple happily married new adventure bringing enjoyment and sunshine into their their lifestyle via other people's genitalia okay okay so their question we've all been there yeah no shit we haven't been to our 50s yet we're headed towards our 50s we haven't been there yet well no but we've all been doing we've all been bringing. Yeah, no shit. Well, we haven't been to our 50s yet. We're headed towards our 50s. We haven't been there yet. Well, no. But we've all been doing it. We've all been bringing joy by other people's genitalia. Okay, so, and I thought this was a really interesting question. At first, I laughed my ass off with this question. But then the more I read it, I was like, okay, this actually is a pretty valid question. Okay. So they're brand new, and they want people to know they're very genuine people but they also have done things to make themselves look younger or to feel younger in the lifestyle and their question was is that fake is that phony will people think that's bad so i reached out to them because obviously my first thought is they must be new they are they've had an experience but it was more like a friend you know a couple another couple that was a friend okay they've never been to like lifestyle events yet so the other couple they hooked up with were swingers okay okay and then there was some drinking and some celebration and some partying and some curiosity. And next thing you know, people are sucking other people's dicks and there's penises and pussies everywhere.
Speaker3: Oh, my.
Speaker1: So anyways, but that was their concern. So some of the things they've done to look younger is that she's dyed her before, but has went out and dyed her hair a little more hip young now, colors, red. Believe it or not. Imagine that. Who'd have thunk it? She, like bold ass red, like what's on my head. Right, like what's on your head. He has never dyed his hair before. It was pretty salt and pepper. And he started to dye his hair and his, uh, has a mustache and goatee and it started to do the, the salt and pepper is so sexy. I know. Uh, but he started to do it because he felt self-conscious. He felt gray. Yeah. Afraid they were too old. Uh, and they have went out and they've went out and they spent some money on wardrobes.
Speaker3: Okay. So they went out to get, you know, to go shopping at some more. Apparently they have grown children and they tried to, like. Mimic them? Well, they tried to get some ideas from them without actually, you know, saying, hey, we're just trying to go fuck other people. How can we dress a little more hip young now? so've went and done this and now their their fear factor is that they're not being real that they're like they're putting on you know that they're hiding shit and they're trying to be genuine they're trying to be real right and so now they have concerns have we went over the top whatever so i think that's an interesting question because one i do think there's difference in demographics in the country right right so maybe a little different thought process i mean manhattan you know we've never been to any clubs in new york city in manhattan to know whatever but i'm gonna we're gonna i'm gonna base this off of people are people right all the way across the board right right so obviously first and foremost no i do not think it's wrong to dye hair and and for guys or girls because here's the i used to dye my hair like i mean obviously i have blonde hair anyway so with a lot of gray hair quit looking at it like see you fucking sitting there and see you scoping out the fucking gray hairs in that motherfucker you are so scoping the gray hairs you're such a bitch no i should look at this curl right here and there's some gray in that curl but and i'm looking my facial comes in blonde you got to look at it to see to see the gray like my eyebrows you know i dyed my eyebrows because it went for my job one time because they would bleach out because the sun but so i've done all that kind of stuff but then i i don't i don't anymore i don't i don't it wasn't necessarily to look younger though was it hair maybe the hair was the hair was because the eyebrows was a completely different story no but if anybody who knows me knows and i'm pretty fucking when it comes to my hair like i'm pretty self-conscious about my hair thinning and shit like that no and look nothing wrong with guys that are bald that whatever and you don't have an issue with guys if they're bald it's not that's just my thing my thing is my my thing is is my hair so i'm i'm really conscious like how i comb my hair and if i bend over and what can be seen and what can't be seen so i i get it as for i guess the thing number one that's not uncommon when you're new in the lifestyle you don't know i get it and i think that yeah we were more conscious about what we wore and, you know, how we look because you want to give yourself the best chance possible. I mean, really, it's fishing to a degree, right? So you want to give yourself the best chance possible.
Speaker2: And I don't think there's anything wrong with doing things that you feel that make you feel good about you right i mean that's totally okay i think that you like i've always wanted my ears first and i'm probably going to get my ears first here relatively soon but i've waited out at different times because i've been conscious of the fact of i don't want to be an old guy that somebody goes oh my god that dude's trying to look like he's 20 you know who what the fuck is his deal you gonna stretch him no i i mean i no okay here's the thing i could actually see a little bit like what our kids have a little a little bit but i'm old school i liked i missed and wanted my hair or my hair no i wanted my i wanted my ears ears with loops okay but now i mean i don't think anybody fucking even does loops anymore the big ones well i know but i mean i don't know i don't know if i'm gonna do that or not but i'm conscious of that i'm conscious of whether or not people think i'd look stupid with like my ears pierced now i used to have really long hair so it'd be really cool i and i would do a hair transplant right now if we had the money fucking right now today i would say it's all my right now but but i mean i would literally i would do you know that's a huge thing to me i don't know. Say something. Why am I doing all the fucking tonic? Because I don't want to interrupt you.
Speaker1: Interrupt me. You do it in the rest of our life. Like, no problem.
Speaker2: Now, I color my hair because I like it bold. I don't have a lot of gray. And I'm older than you.
Speaker1: No, but you sure do get fucking bitchy when we find one.
Speaker2: Yeah, there's one. But I don't have a lot of gray hair.
Speaker3: No. I'm like. No. I don't have a lot of gray hair. No. I'm like... No. Well, I don't know. It's been a while since I've been natural. I don't remember. What color is your natural hair? It's brown. Are you sure? We could check the... Oh, no. We don't have any carpet to check. So there we go. Weird. It's brown. We have pictures. Okay. So, but you do a bold red because you like red because i keep saying why you do blue and you won't do it no because i'd look dumb in blue you would not look dumb in blue but i like the red you would look sexy in blue no yes you would that you said i'd look sexy with a beach bleached blonde and you did look sexy horrible no you didn't you had you made didn't. You had a great Marilyn Monroe. You looked sexy as fuck. I was too pale. My skin's too pale. Marilyn Monroe was pale as fuck. You did not look too pale. You looked sexy. You have the exact same dimensions that she did. No, I don't. I've grown. Okay, when we did it, when you did it, you had the exact same dimensions she did. No, not quite. Damn close. When I was in high school, I had the same dimensions. When you did it as an adult, you were close.
Speaker2: Measurements are not really dimensions.
Speaker3: Measurements. You were close.
Speaker1: When I was 105 pounds, I had the same measurements. You were only pissed off because initially when you bleached it, it didn't come out quite bleach.
Speaker2: Oh, no. It came out yellow.
Speaker1: But once you went and got professional to get it bleached right, then it was all good. I thought it was hot. Sure. I like red. Anyways, so look, here's the thing. There's nothing wrong with doing shit that makes you feel good. Right. That's really the bottom line. It's not being... Look, if you're lying about your job, lying about, you know, if you're trying to go out and let's say that, you know, your, your average means that you go out and spending, you know, $10,000 on clothes, trying to look like a rich guy at parties, that's faking it. Okay. That, and that will get, you know, rent a fucking Ferrari. So you pull up in the right type of car type shit that's faking it that shit people will fucking know and and see right through a million times over but to do things that make you feel good especially or make you feel confident is i mean that's not only is that okay but you should do that there's good comments Because I can't see them. You can't see. I don't have readers on. These are shades, not readers. Now, as far as clothes, I remember, when we very first started, I don't remember what I would wear to things. It wasn't overly revealing, or I might have had, like, a low-cut top. You had low-cut tops. But I don't really remember. You were making a lot of my rock t-shirts. I remember, no, that was, no, that was not part of that. No, I mean, like, the very first party we ever went to, what did I wear? I don't remember. I don't remember. Did we get laid at that party? No. Okay. That's why I don't remember that party. But then, don't you remember, we would hang out would hang out with some people and the guy goes oh my god you need to wear some sexy stuff like she does oh and so i tried that for a while and i'm like this is not me i remember why would i wear that now wait a minute i also remember how fucking pissed off you were when we got in the car after that not pissed you were like so what is this not do i not look good enough do i not look it it totally fucked with you yeah it mind fucked you do you remember the thing that you wore that got the best response and it was hot as fuck hot as fuck no oh my god the camo the hot the one day when one day it was we decided to go out late last minute you're like let's go to the bar and i'm like you know what i don't feel like getting dressed up i'm gonna fucking wear this and you go fine and it was a black long sleeve t-shirt yep and camouflage pants and and you wore and boots boots which you tuck the camo in the boots it it and it was hot i mean you still did your hair and your makeup just like normal yeah but it was fucking hot and i got so many oh my god you're so badass oh when you walked into the room it was just like people were just like holy fuck because we've been doing it for a while so people knew us and that was just you're like i'm comfortable i'm gonna go comfortable i've been wearing it around the house yeah you're like fuck it i'm gonna do it and i remember when we were driving because we always party like about an hour away so in the drive there you're you kind of started to second guess yourself a little bit on the way there and i'm like no you know what you look really hot you look sexy and and the response you got was like you walked out of there feeling probably as good self-confidence wise as you have felt about any outfit you've worn at that we were so relatively new we were like a year year and a half military pants with the baggy ass and yeah because they were they were one of the boys one of the boys didn't want them anymore and i put them on i'm like oh these fit and i've warm around yeah and I remember that. We were still, like, we've probably been doing this, like, a year or two. So we were still relatively new, and that was, like, a huge, because you are a very, you can be badass as fuck when you want to be, but you also can be very feminine, very girly girl when you want to, you know, whatever. And that was, like, a complete 180 from that ever and it was fucking people like holy shit and that made an impression yeah it did that was hot i forgot about that yeah i haven't because that was amazing so but i okay so one of the things you know look to bnt this is huge you're gonna find that you're gonna become more and more comfortable in your own skin and you're going to become more and more comfortable in in who you really are okay so we've got we've got some uh really really good friends in the lifestyle and her and i've had lots of conversations about outfits and how some nights you know depending on what she'd wear something and other nights she just didn't feel it and and you and i have had those you've had those conversations there's some nights you know she'd wear something and other nights she just didn't feel it and and you and i have had those kind of you've had those conversations there's some nights you'd feel you're like you know yeah you're feeling good it was a good day whatever just everything you look in the mirror like man i look fucking hot today and you'd put on one of those one of my concert t-shirts or one of the shirts like you're uh one that has like super low cut with the collar and shit and here's the deal that shirt is sexy anytime you wear it those those concert t-shirts one that you've cut cut down and are sexy as fuck anytime but it's sexiest when you're feeling it and so that's the thing when you're doing this thing and and whether it be rocking the hairstyle you know i've known a lot of women that totally changed their hairstyle and guys too change their hairstyle when they get into this trying to look more whatever what whatever they perceive as cool is it's it doesn't matter no matter what it is you can rock the shit out of that when you personally feel cool in that confidence everybody anybody who knows me knows there are certain things that i feel most comfortable in and like here's the deal okay so the past couple weeks i've had to wear sweatpants a lot okay i don't do sweatpants i just i just don't that's not my thing i never have been one to do that right so not even around the house not even around the house so but what do i feel most comfortable in black for one partially because This is... do that right so not even around the house not even around the house so but what do i feel most comfortable in black for one partially because it's an attitude partially because it's slimming right jeans cowboy boots and a suit coat i the reason i started that when we started this is because that's how i felt i felt badass that way okay so here okay bnt you'll appreciate this you'll remember this well so we had a uh saint patty's day party hotel takeover that we were going to you remember this well i don't know there's been a couple so okay so so this whole thing was going to be a great party. It was going to be a great party because we weren't quite in it. This is where I left the thing. Right. No, no, yeah. But no, no, this is not bashing on you. But here's the party. You had somebody set up that was going to be a play date for you. I had somebody that was going to be a play date for me. We had another group that was going to, was gonna hopefully we're gonna be able to mingle into the play into a play time or at least hang out with so we had some really good friends coming in and it was gonna be really awesome well i didn't get i didn't pack my shit like you asked me to and we're rushing when we left one of the things that got left was my suit code. Now, here's the deal. This just sounds so fucking stupid and retarded because a suit code really shouldn't be that big a deal. But it started fucking with me from like. As soon as you realized. As soon as I realized. Yep. And then I really fucked up because what I should have done was you offered to turn around and go back and go, no, it'll be fine. And I was like, you know, no, it'll be fine. I kept saying, no, it was going to be fine. Although it wasn't going to be fine. It wasn't going to be fine. And what's really bizarre is so as the evening and everything unfolded, it totally, I didn't feel comfortable because I, you know, it just, I didn't feel as comfortable, so I didn't feel cool. No one else would have noticed a damn thing. No one else said a damn thing, but I knew. And what ended up happening before the night was over, there was, the party ended up just fine. All is well that ends well, right? And it did, but there was a rough patch for about three hours in between there because it mind fucked us it's stupid and we'd been in a lifestyle a while it's stupid that it can happen it was only like two years ago yeah yeah and so yeah that was so i mean it was only two years two three three years ago three years thing is, is if you feel comfortable, do it.
Speaker4: But don't try to change who you are, your personality-wise.
Speaker1: Don't change that part of it because you want to make sure that... What's that mean? So like nine minutes out. You don't want to change who you are.
Speaker3: I try.
Speaker4: I'm trying to work to make sure I have good timing. you don't want to change who you are i know i'm trying to work to make sure i have good timing you don't want to change who you are for but you need to be you need to be comfortable but i think the big thing is is don't try to this is huge new people don't try to dress slutty if you're not comfortable dressing slutty don't try to dress like a rich guy at parties, don't try to dress slutty if you're not comfortable dressing slutty don't try to be dressed like a rich guy at parties don't you know yes i'm fortunate you'll tell me hey look you look like you're in the 80s a little bit i mean obviously wives girlfriends tell your husbands or boyfriends they look like slobs but the thing is is don't it's no matter how little or much you wear, no matter how rocking your body is, if you're not comfortable with it, it's not hot. It's not hot at all. It's not sexy at all. It shows. Yeah, it shows. So don't fucking do that. Don't, you know, if you want to try some new things, here's some other thing. Okay, guys, I'm going to say this for the guys. if you want to try some new things here's some other thing bnt okay guys i'm going to say this for the guys if you want to try some new things try some different things like maybe listen to your significant other on uh a different combo of clothes or maybe someone that might be a little more hip young now you don't have to look like you're trying to be 20 but like if she goes hey try this shirt and this shirt together whatever if you have older kids that are guys maybe see some of the things that they're kind of talking about not a bad idea to try or the jeans that you go here why don't we get you some younger looking jeans yes you know what i don't want to wear those i like these until but put these on and then you get 50 million comments about how it makes your junk look a bit so and now i accents it now he wears them all the time i love those motherfuckers so try some things like that ladies i don't know you do a lot with makeup i mean you have you you have you always look really pretty when you go out with your makeup but like you've done some badass shit like with your eye when you do your eyes never just fucking cat eyes is what he's referring to they're just called cat eyes black yeah they're cat i thought what are the egyptians what are the ones i tried to do when i was drunk that one time if i can put those all away that's just trying to do some accents on the eyeliner all i can say is try some things like that if you want to try some new things how you feel when you're new in the lifestyle but i think you'll really find that it'll be all good here's the other thing i'm going to throw this out there too because we're fortunate like in june they've got we've got some camp outs you know crazy summerfire, Island Riders 7, the ride and drive with a barbecue. Watch, there are some lifestyle events that it's literally, like, super casual. Like, summertime. I mean, I know it's cold right now. But super casual, fun, like, shorts and tank top, you know, hair up. Crazy summer nights is no clothes at all. Yeah, crazy summer nights is no clothes at all yeah it's crazy is no clothes at all if you want to if you want to but there's some badass events like that so that's another thing if you don't know you know what you want to how you want to dress whatever those are some some really laid-back events like that can be a fucking blast right and to give you a chance to just be you and and really here's the thing people will like you for you they really won't when i'm making making up jokes you don't want to crack jokes about this kind of shit though too much because you don't want to scare new people so i don't want to you know be like because at first i really thought i'm like what the question is this? But the more I thought about it, this is all shit that would have been nice when we were new in the lifestyle. And it would have been really nice, I think, for you to get here more than even because let's face it. I don't think that women listen to. I can't tell you what will look nice in it because you're like, you're just being fucking horny. You're thinking with your dick.
Speaker1: So when I'm like, yeah, that looks really sexy.
Speaker3: Well, some of the stuff that you would suggest I wear,
Speaker1: I didn't feel comfortable in.
Speaker4: No, I don't want my tits hanging out like that.
Speaker2: Okay, sure. Need to look good in nothing. Oh, but wear this short skirt. I don't wear skirts.
Speaker1: Why would I wear one? I only wear a dress once a year can you guess what that is crazy okay hey actually you want i should tell us how we're doing on time we're still good yeah okay i need to throw this out here because this is a huge fuck up that i've done you admit to fucking up i'm kidding Jesus this is i've seen this before and we saw this these other people used to parties did this all the time and i started to do it one time and i didn't catch it you brought it to my attention i know what you're going and i think a whole lot of guys are really fucking guilty of this especially when we're new in the lifestyle all of a sudden you're sitting there and you as a guy, you're looking around and you've got, you know, Bob and his wife, Joe and his wife, Jeff and his wife, Ken and his wife. And all of a sudden all the wives are starting to take their tops off or undoing them. Tits are getting hanging out. And all of a sudden, like like you you're proud of your wife you think your wife or sitting with others hot and you're caught up in the moment and the next thing you're doing is going come on hey they're all taking their shirts off come on take your shirt off come on and you start badgering to get your old lady to do it also and what ends up happening here is you don't okay ladies the guy doesn't mean he's not trying to be a dick as a general rule he's just caught up in the moment i was caught up in the moment and i'm just as proud of your tits as everybody else what happens is a lot of times in the first time it happened you humored me you didn't even say anything you didn't bitch at me about it later you humored me it wasn't till the next time around when they were talking about it and somebody said I sure wish Amanda to take your shirt off that then I started hound you to be the one to start it and all of a sudden and that's when that's when on the way home you you said i don't like that you know don't do that to me it makes me feel like a piece of meat it makes me feel and i was like oh shit i never thought about that guys whether you've been in this a long time or or new you know what do not do not put that kind of pressure on your wife or significant other to get naked in any way shape or form now this goes both ways ladies don't you know if other guys are whipping their dick out don't turn and try to get your guy to do it either because whatever but i think it happens more guys do it the other way and it's like or guys in notorious will just pull their own their wife's shirt down or unbutton their wife's shirt or just like do it themselves because they want to don't fucking do that that is a quick exit out of the lifestyle number two guess what consent here hey there's that magic word again it doesn't just work for other people it works for your own spouse as well the last thing you want to do is make your spouse a fucking piece of meat at an event if we've seen people that constantly do that to their wives and it's just like no don't don't treat me like that it's rude it's shitty you know what if they want to take off their shirt rock on but go with it that's part of communication and pointing that stuff out and making guys realize that they're doing that it's a learning curve and by the same token ladies if your husband or boyfriend or whatever asks you not to get undressed at an event you need to do that as well because we've had the other thing happen we're at a party in a city where if the cops were rolled up there were all these six topless in a jeep well you weren't the only one and but if the cops were rolled up you all would have been on the sex offenders list and you should have seen when somebody walked out and said that how fast fucking 30 fucking 30 plus year old women could jump out of a jeep and get clothes on that was gonna hurt so it goes both ways so just keep that in mind food for that see that's what we do here with crazy truth food for thought is it halftime it is half look at that see we have communication after that last thing my bruises healed from the fight we got into all right so hey uh don't forget halftime it's just me it's the same guy. Anyways, don't yawn during halftime. It sounds like you're bored. Jesus, fuck. I don't even know how I'm yawning. Anyways. It's dinner. Yeah, you've got the meat sweats. Anywho, so don't forget this summer, you want to go to a couple of the hottest parties around. Obviously, crazy summer nightsights. We're going to be at Two Creek Campground in Minnesota. And that is the home of the world-famous Swingstock. And we want to see you there. It is July 24th through the 26th. It's our second annual Crazy Summer Nights. Cabins are going fast. We're about out of cabins. You can come up camp, tent. It's clothing optional, so you can be as naked as you want to be or as closed as you want to be besides crazy summer nights it's uh jamaican you're crazy is the theme there's going to be dances uh both friday night and saturday night you can hike you can there's oh my god there's huge lake there's all kinds of stuff to do so if you want more information get signed up today go to www.crazy crazy with a k crazy summer nights.com you can see more information we're gonna have sex olympics we've got an itinerary up there already for you uh you can see what some activities that are going on you can get tickets all your questions can be answered and we can't wait to see you there so make sure you get there damn it don't don't take shit away from me don't take my stick We'll be right back. All your questions can be answered And we can't wait to see you there So make sure you get there Damn it Don't take shit away from me Don't take my stick I already got my balls Ball Okay, so How we doing so far? Good How do you guys think we're doing? Give us some hearts if those who are listening at home. Okay. Hold on, I need a drink. So say something delightful and insightful.
Speaker3: Delightful?
Speaker2: Can I say something delightful?
Speaker1: I don't know, can you?
Speaker2: Not really.
Speaker1: I actually have to make the drinking noises when I'm doing that. So people listening, like our good friends at SLS Radio and stuff, when they listen to the show and know that you're taking a drink yeah i don't want to think i'm faking it we're real here damn it we are keeping it real that's really that's really me drinking i'm really drinking out of my crazy casbah glass it's water it is water it's a fucking sunday night oh i was debating on having I'm like, you know, I have that peach crown. I bought some ginger ale. That actually sounded pretty good. And I'm like, ooh, I have a bottle of wine. I could open that. It's on top of the fridge. Do you have to work tomorrow? I do. But do I really care? Obviously not. I mean, I care. Wow. But it's the last week of the month, so I have to get geared up for a long week. Oh, yeah, that's what you're getting geared up for, a long week. Gotcha. Possible sex, but... Possible. Hey, he didn't talk to me for like the last half of the week. He sent you a dick picture today. He did. I think you're good. I think you're back in the saddle again. And he was thinking about me. All these guys keep jacking off thinking about you. That's awesome. Yeah, that's going to be. Yeah, you know, it's just one of those things. I got your cock block tomorrow a little bit. Yeah? No. Are you going to come back after that? No. Well, then I kind of got your cock block for tomorrow. No. Oh, you'll fuck in the morning break. We didn't have sex every day. Well, I know, but you didn't even talk at the end of last week, so now you've got to make up for lost time. We... Just saying. We'll give you updates next week on the sword adventures of... I have to work late Saturday. And Monday, next Monday. The sword adventures of Miss Amanda. Miss Amanda and her fuck buddy. Okay, so... What's wrong with that? Maybe we can interview him for our 100th show Maybe we can set up at the hotel room And you two can fuck while we're live for our 100th show Notice I get no negative response from that Weird It'll look odd if we take all this equipment into your work. It's not that enjoyable on a table. No, but it'd be really funny with everybody going, what are you doing? Oh, nothing, recording a podcast. Yeah, last Saturday it was... No, last Saturday. Yesterday we didn't do anything. It was the week before that it was the lights are off And I was bent over in a cube And then on Sunday you tried to God my arms and back hurt And I gave you zero sympathy I'm like I'm not going to give you sympathy Because you're sore from fucking work And it was overrated Staining up So much so that I'm excited that you're going to be working late at least twice this next week.
Speaker2: It's more fun in a hotel, damn it.
Speaker1: Well, I told you. Maybe if you fucking, you know, I told you I'd fund one more hotel.
Speaker2: If I wanted to do it on a floor, it'd be better.
Speaker1: That'll be awesome. Make sure we have the camera set for that. Anyways, okay. So we're going to get off of you.
Speaker4: At least for a short time. This is so awesome, because I'm so glad, because it gives me such leverage, and I love that shit. By the way, I'm taking applications for Wednesdays. Wednesdays, I'm available to have sex at my work. God, talk about your hormones. Holy shit. Yeah, but they've just been with me. I haven't had a chance to share the love, so to speak.
Speaker1: So I'll be taking applications for Wednesdays at my work, which is my home office. So if somebody wants to come over and get laid Wednesday, I do have the permission to fuck.
Speaker2: Yes, he does, and it's raring to go.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah, fucking like a teenager. You're a teenager all over again. Holy crap. That one nut is firing on all go. Oh, yeah. Fucking like a teenager. Jesus Christ. You're a teenager all over again. Holy crap. Fucking that one nut is firing on all cylinders. Boom. I'm firing the hole. Swimmers everywhere. Anyways, yeah. So, oh, look, a breeze. I've got a stiffy. Yeah. And it has happened to him. Yeah. One day last week, you jacked off Like three times and we had sex
Speaker2: Like holy crap
Speaker1: My arm gave out before my dick did It was horrible I mean it was awesome but that's why I can't wear sweatpants Because my dick is just fucking If I didn't wear underwear with sweatpants Jesus Christ I'd be down to a nub by now I'd have beat it so much Motherfucker owes me money Give it to me Anyways We'll be right back. jesus christ i'd i'd fucking i'd be down to a nub by now i'd have beat it so much oh my god motherfucker owes me money give it to me uh anyways so taking applications for wednesday let's get back to the key component here taking applications for wednesday uh well any day actually any day yeah yeah i've got five days a week uh so and and obviously lots of penis power to go with it go team so okay on with this show enough about my penis and your uh bus and we'll go my penis my dick i don't want to say penis this is not a medical show that's a different podcast okay oh we can say this though we did find out how rare my nut thing was. Your nut thing was. It was a tumor. Yeah, the tumor. I'm like case number 121 in the world. Yeah. So, yeah, it was rare. So, super. See? So, here's your chance. Come hook up with the super rare one nut wonder. Yeah. There we go. Okay. One rare motherfucker. That's for sure. And you thought I was just from the fingernail polish. Okay. So let's move right along, shall we? Okay. So our next customer. Our next customer. No. Our next contestants come from. Jeez. Wow. Let's see why I need to have sex All the swimmers in my brain are fucking me up Yeah Yeah, anyways I admit that guys You lost half your brain Yeah, guys think with our junk Because half of mine is gone I'm going to keep shit straight Weird Anyways, I don't want to grow back though That would be weird too Okay, so anyways No, our next question Still parts Hold on Good grief With anyways, no. Our next question. Still barking. Hold on. Good grief. If you quit telling me to say something, maybe I'd just take charge. I know. It's kind of a bad thing. I'm not saying another word. I can't say that. Okay. I can't say that with a serious face. All right. So our next question comes to us from Seattle.
Speaker3: Okay. Washington.
Speaker2: No way. I thought it was going to be Arkansas.
Speaker1: Well, all of a sudden I can remember what state Seattle was in for a minute.
Speaker3: Wow.
Speaker1: I fucking lost my mind.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So this actually comes to us from B&B. We had lots of initials. A lot of people being shy this week. Bed and breakfast. Probably. That's what I'm going to go with. Why not? That sounds good. Anyways, so the question came to us. The title of the email was fucking awesome. Are we enjoying this too much? I saw that and I'm like, oh, here we go. This is going to be a winner right here kids okay so i opened up and read the email so they've been in a lifestyle uh it's a couple a middle-aged couple they've been a lifestyle about a year year and a half and they're having a lot of fun rock on which is awesome i'm like okay great but what we're starting to have is they're starting as they're discovering new things that they enjoy doing and the things they're doing they're starting to feel post fucking guilt which i thought was kind of funny so post guilt they're starting to feel guilty about some of the things that they're enjoying and that they're doing i know that was kind of my thought too for those who can't see you can see the puzzled look in on amanda's face right now a little bit so i i had to reach out to them because i wanted to understand it's like okay well what you know is it just new stuff or what you know where where is this coming from all of a sudden so they don't have a problem with the guilt of enjoying sex and being you know non-monogamous they don't have a problem with that they enjoy that part okay rock on and they do generally just play as a couple okay so what are they enjoying that they didn't think well that that's it's it's the things that they're doing during the sex as they're getting it's as they put it it's not so just missionary sex anymore that it is We'll see you next time. that they're doing during the sex as they're getting it's as they put it it's not so just missionary sex anymore that it is that things are getting welcome to sexual exploration well that's just it i mean it's starting to get it's getting kinkier and so uh you know they had recently their first time where all four of them you know two them and another couple were all four literally fucking as a group at one time awesome which you know i mean i can't do that as a couple but right i mean you know instead of just instead of us one couple one couple they're all together which we've had that and i can remember that right i can remember how fucking uh how fucking hot that that actually was right so and and all of a sudden they're finding it's not just it it's not just that but they're finding things like you know she didn't she's kind of like you to a degree, finding out that she enjoys girls, that she's bi a little bit. In this case, he is also, he's also discovering that he has a bi side. There's some parts that he's enjoying with that as well. And that they are starting to enjoy the kinkier things like she actually enjoyed being, you know, she said, we listened to show and we know miss amanda doesn't want to be like hosed in the face with cum but found out that she kind of digs that so what's starting to happen is it's it's the old it's the joke like with pornhub you know you watch porn and it's hot and as soon as you're done you're like get that fucking smut off of my fucking phone what the hell who would watch this shit okay so it's good until you or then until you come then once you come it's like yeah okay well yeah then it's kind of like well why am i officially this is what i wanted to watch let's finish watching to see how it turns out does she get off well when you when you click on some at first like oh woman gets beaten with seven bananas by fucking two guys. You're like, that's kind of hot. Then you get done with it. Then you come and you're like, my God, I'm watching this woman get bananas thrown out of her. This is fucking weird. What's wrong with me? This is totally off topic. Well, it's not totally off topic. So I like outdoor. Yes, yes, you do. Okay. I like fucking outside too, but that's beside the point. When it's warm. I watching this one, and I'm like, wow, they're going to do it outside in the woods. Well, duh. Okay. But then I'm like, who the hell goes out there in leggings and then has them hanging at the end? After I got off, mind you. And I'm looking, and I'm going, she's trying to brace on a tree. tree he's fucking her from behind her leggings are stuck at her ankles could we be a little bit more realistic here and so you became a porn critic i'm like okay well this is two thumbs down they're doing it all wrong the lighting was horrible what is with this angle well and then you couldn't see anything. It's like... So anyways, totally drifted. We'll have a show next week on how to direct porn better. How to win award-winning porn. No, not completely. Here is the thing to B&B. is that there is no you're going to find shit as you do this longer that either you've always wanted to do. It's been that little bitty itch in the back of your brain and you'll finally get courage up to ask to do it or you'll be with another couple and they will say, hey, we want to do this. be like oh i guess i can try and you're like fucking sweet and you're gonna like it there's gonna be dirt you're no you are not enjoying it too much that's how you find shit out it's just part of the exploring of it no think about it we first okay we were we weren't boring but we kind of were we were you had missionary you had me riding on top and you had doggy and that was damn near it yep yeah yeah and then we go to our first official hookup but it's our second hookup yeah um and a guy puts his hand over my throat yeah and i'm watching what and i'm like okay that was hot yeah and i'm like really because i thought it was hot too but i'd never wanted to say but then later you asked me can you i'm like um yeah okay but leading up to that before if we did something new anytime if we would do something new it was like we liked it and then we would do it every time to the point of then it became much that became routine yeah but you're exactly right the the courage to because you always say i'll try anything twice and with okay before anybody gets too carried away with within reason right but when you find something you like it's like oh hey i usually either if i'm either there with and see it when oh and then we talk about it or you'll tell me about it you did this and vice versa it's natural to find a kinkier, dark, not dark, but kind of dirty side of you as a person. And all you're doing is reaching your true sexual opportunities, experiences, your true inner self. I mean, okay well so you're like you know what snuff films look really hot so i'm gonna go kill this hooker and see how it feels that's taking it too far okay that's wrong but a lot of stuff if it's consensual and you're you're both on the same page and you're talking about you're doing fucking rock on there's nothing wrong with finding out that you like some of that shit hell half the battle is finding the courage to talk to your significant other about your feelings that i want to try this b and b okay i'm straight but i know it would be damn hard i think it's harder for a guy to admit to their significant other that they might have some interest in being bi or are bi curious but that's who you are so same with ladies that's who you are if that's who you are you have a right to discover who you are and be everything that you want to be were actually saying that they it was freaking them out how much they were enjoying it that maybe they should a fear of that they should leave the lifestyle that it wasn't they were feeling that dirty about about liking some of the shit don't don't feel guilty about discovering part of you that you didn't know was there. Look, you're going to have some things that other people may go
Speaker2: Yeah, I don't know if I necessarily advertise it to everybody, but as long as you're honest with yourselves. It's
Speaker1: your kink. Yeah. It's okay. Look, no, not every chick is going to want a face full of cum. No. But if it gets you off, your partner everybody involved is consenting to it, then rock the fuck on because I don't know. is going to want a face full of cum no but if it gets you off your partner can everybody involved is consenting to it then rock the fuck on because here's the deal you know what here's what's really funny my wife miss Amanda does not want a face full of cum but she would have zero problem if we were if we were to hook up with you guys and the four of us are fucking and that's what you're into that at that moment in time when it pop shot time that your husband and i both stop and fucking drop a load on your face if that's what if you're into that she's gonna be she will sit there and help toggle nuts to to get the guys that are doing if that's what you if that's what you're into now don't ask her to fucking turn around and take take the next load in her face because she's not going to that's not her that's not her thing but if everybody else you know being who you are and expressing who you are and being comfortable with who you are and yes because we were all at least i mean not everybody i think younger generations have it a little bit easier they're what the kids are doing sexually was way different than what we were doing when we were kids but at our age group you know what it is about finding some shit that's kind of kinky and and kind of into there was a time i never thought you'd have a butt plug i am, me either. You know? I mean, there's just a lot of shit. Never say never what you will or won't do. But if you find something you like, go with it. Roll with it. Now, I guess the only word of caution, two words of caution I would throw out there. Yes, one one you don't have to advertise every little kink that you do to every every person and you need to understand that some people some kinks will turn them off big time we have a we use the example of taking a load of cum in the face yeah i said that right okay i had to think about that i'm like face cum we'll take a face in the cum what no anyway we have one friend right one of one of our admins that she would throw up she I think it's going to be respectful of other people's sensitivities and you have to understand that if you what happens a lot of time in the lifestyle especially if communication isn't clear is if somebody knows that you're into xyz you know maybe you're into a little bit of bondage a little bit of spanking some couples that aren't may initially be a little afraid thinking you always have to have that okay so you need to make sure you communicate hey this is yeah that's one thing that we're into that's not something required every time we've hooked up We'll see you next time. and you always have to have that okay so you need to make sure you communicate hey this is yeah that's one thing that we're into that's not something required every time we've hooked up with some couples we didn't know until a second or third hookup that they were even into any of that and they slowly entered they had kept it pretty much on the download because that wasn't we'd never shown any interest in that or said anything about it and then once we all became more comfortable they brought it up to us so you know be prepared that not everybody is going to is going to be into what you're into and you need to explain hey look it doesn't have to be this way every single time the other thing is again it doesn't have to be that way every single time. That's a huge part of it. You want to make sure that if you don't want that, or if sometimes you want more vanilla swinger sex, you have to say, hey, look, it's not all the time. You're going to find both of you with the whole buy thing. The warning, I think you would agree with this. You'll put out what the warning warning is you need to make sure people understand what your limits or your rules are on the bisexuality because you know now everybody's a little bit different but like for you it's not a guaranteed every time no and half the time it doesn't even get brought up right it's got to be you have to be as attracted you have to be attracted to the girl just like you would be anybody else and and the other thing is be honest with it i'm gonna assume it's the same thing for guys obviously we don't have a lot of experience with that at all to speak on that but whatever you know don't again there's some people in this lifestyle that will try to take advantage of those situations a little bit so like if you're a guy if you're a top or if you're a bottom you need to don't do anything you wouldn't want to do that you don't want to do that you're not comfortable doing but you have to communicate it out there you have to communicate if it's every time or if it's situational or whatever you need to communicate with it and the other thing with and it's not fair but with the the whole bisexuality with guys is there are still some couples that that because they don't understand that might hesitate if they play whether it be the fact that a complete total lack of understanding of how protection works okay one or whether or not again because some guys out there some guys are just tools and they're afraid they're afraid of you know that that means you're gonna you know try to jump them yeah and it's like it doesn't work that way so just understand those things as you go into it but i think as you explore more rock on i think if you explore into more and more kink shit i guess i would recommend i don't know what do you call it not getting a mentor but talking to people help me out here or just keep sitting They're looking at me. Well, a mentor isn't too bad. Okay, so yes, talk to some people that know, that have a better understanding of that. I mean, go to, my understanding has always been you can go to a kink event and not participate because you have questions. Just like you can go to a swinger event and not participate. Right, yeah, it's not required. You required you gotta fuck so as you get into some of those other things look talk to some people i i know we've told this story before but it's really funny because you you brought it up the whole hand on the throat thing right so the first time we see this you thought it was hot i thought it was hot that's when you're getting railed by two guys and one of them wasn't me and that was hot but then I wanted to do it and I finally brought up the courage to ask you if I could and so as we were experimenting with the whole hand on the throat thing we had no idea what we were doing at all and we did this for quite a while and you would tell me like if i'd squeeze too hard or whatever you would you know you would tell me but when you don't know what the fuck you're doing you can really fuck some shit up so here's the thing is we're doing this right we're talking end up talking to one of our very very good friends who was more into kink and everything else then and you told him that that we got into that we were just talking about how we'd found that kind of something that we liked and he started asking how we did it how how i was having my hand how we were doing this shit and oh jesus christ he he was like dude he was like holy shit well come to find out and it makes sense now if i'd have slipped or i could have easily broke your fucking wind i could have killed you basically i could have killed because i didn't know what i was doing so don't be afraid to ask fucking questions about that at all i mean ask because you just need to you know make sure you do it right but anyway so no keep enjoying it have fun get dirty get nasty and you know go from there well that went by pretty quick and no guilt and yeah no fucking guilt no guilt and no king shaming uh all right so well that's a wrap kids so we actually wow that went fast i can i flew by yeah again we want to thank our sponsor panda seduction uh again over 8 000 products for all your adult fun you want it they've got it check them out pandaseduction.ca they drop ship right to your house don't forget to visit our website www.crazycasba.com get all your um merch and everything there from us visit for Crazy Summer Nights www.crazysummernights.com also if you want to support us feel free to visit our Patreon at www.patreon.com backslash crazykasbah and send us your emails man man that's we love emails at crazy k r a z y dot casbah k a s b h at gmail dot com send us your questions comments concerns we take hate mail uh dirty pictures cash donations whatever you want to do we don't care and uh we'll talk to you soon so do it the only way i know how the only way i want to and the only way we ever fucking will casbah style
Speaker2: out bye