Send us Fan MailThis week the question is very unique but awesome. Are some of the terms in the lifestyle sexiest, trashy and degrading or are they just sexy and dirty?. We talk about the fact women have the power and do the words we use really mean that much. A fun show with a great questions from new member of the lifestyle. See being a Swinger is not just about full swap or soft swap or kink or 3sums or orgies or more. Words do make a difference!Check out all our shows at: http://www.buzzsprout.com/181336Visit us at: http://www.krazykasbh.comfollow us on twitter @TruthKrazySubscribe to our YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/kasbhSend us an email at [email protected] Support the show
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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am the host with your most and one Paulul less cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely miss amanda and she's pooched up hey and we are here today to spew our knowledge upon the world uh that is swinging in the lifestyle uh we are excited to be back hey before we get going too far want to first and foremost thank people have been getting. I've been getting an outpouring of emails and things from folks from last week from the show where we talked about my little nut issue. And I sincerely appreciate all the love you guys have given us. Mr. Man and I both do. It is very, very nice. We appreciate it. Give you the update right now. Yeah, officially they did the biopsy. Yeah, it's testicular cancericular cancer we're not worried about it this week we will go in and have some more tests and whatever to make sure i'm not oozed with uh ct scans ct scans make sure i don't have it anywhere else which i'm sure we won't we'll be all good and we'll go from there we'll keep you updated but show must go on and this is the fun shit that we do shows should be funny and we make you laugh last week wasn't very funny this week will be much funnier just saying we can make it that way now i can pick on you fucking no you can't i'll use that you feel better i do feel better hey because i had some people say that saw me without my sunglasses on for those of you just listening that don't know we have a secret secret facebook group called crazy casbah shh don't tell the others uh but anyways they we do this live in front of them and last week people saw me right after the show was over because we're on for a few seconds afterwards and i took my sunglasses off and i got told that uh holy shit did i look tired which had been less than 24 hours since i'd had the surgery so real quick for, for those to see, I'm much, much better. So what I just did was take my sunglasses off for those listening at home. If you don't have, are not part of our page, what the fuck's the matter with you? Get on our page. Speaker2: Just saying. Speaker3: Don't have to be a dick. Speaker1: I'm not being a dick. Speaker3: I'm hormonal. Speaker1: I tell you what, man. Speaker3: Oh, you can so use that right now. Speaker1: I can because my one nut is like overproducing, so I had a boner non-stop oh he has wow okay and he realized that he really isn't ready for sex yeah no shit that hurt and how does he know this because i fucked uh but you know what i'm i'm over now i'm ready to give the old college try so uh they're not doing ken they're not doing a a pet scan yet they're doing a ct scan so and then we'll go from there hopefully that'll be the last scan i get maybe i'll go i'll get superpowers i hope i'm coming in hopefully they'll let me uh take pictures yeah we're gonna try to keep stuff posted on the twitter account and on the others so you guys can keep up to date uh but we've got some exciting stuff too going on so i want to welcome right off the bat, we have a new sponsor for the show, Panda Seduction. I'll tell you what, here's the thing. Over 8,000 products for all your adult fun needs. Lubes, toys, educational material, clothing, novelties, and so much more. You have got to visit them. Visit them at pandaseduction.ca and have your your product drop shipped right to your door these folks are awesome i'm telling you you can spend hours looking at all the cool stuff i have uh yeah and we are excited to work with them uh they are from our neighbors in the great white north a and uh so we are excited to be working with them and we are excited excited to have them as part of the Crazy Truth and Casbah family. So that rocks pretty much. Anyway, so we've got those folks. Don't forget also, we still have love for our other sponsors as well. Don't forget SexyStripperClothing.com, Quality Exotic Rave Festival, Pole Dancing Clothing, Specializing in Sexy Stripper Clothing, Footwear, Dresses, lingerie, and much more. Visit them at sexystripperclothing.com. God, all this information right off the bat. Look at us fucking go. You're going to go, what did you say again? No shit. Everybody's like, what? What happened? I missed this whole show. What are these people babbling about? We've got new stuff up in the studio. We've got a new award up in our studio our i got a big our big shout out to uh for asn uh we weren't able to go to vegas where they they we won we won damn it we won we won it's now the award-winning crazy winter nights uh party it was a party theme of 2020 they got the award so we proudly have that up in the studio and going uh if you're watching this live you can see uh we've got a big thank you to nicole for the big uh decal for the back of our computer and show your cup and and my cup that's right there we go there we go and my cup which i've been drinking out non-stop thank you again for that, Nicole. And you just got to watch. We're constantly adding new shit here. That's the way we do. The party never stops when you're Casbah. It doesn't. I was looking to see if I added anything back there. Well, we added some other stuff from KWN. Yes. So there you go. So all right., I feel much better. Now we're at home.
Speaker3:
I hate editing that out.
Speaker1:
Well, don't edit it. It's not like I'm sticking it by my ass and farting.
Speaker2:
Okay?
Speaker1:
So, it could be way worse. I wonder if I can make a half queave now. Let's see if I can get a special flap sound out of that side of my, out of the right side of me. Look, it's a wind sail. now i'm half a manta ray anyways okay so enough with the absolutely inappropriate jokes let's get to the serious topic of sex shall we kids i thought so all right uh so our first question comes to us and this i love this question i really really do i really love this question this question comes to us, and I love this question. I really, really do. I really love this question. This question comes to us from Barbara Ann. Barbara Ann is out in wine country in California, IA. So up in the northern part of California. And she is relatively new. Her and her husband are relatively new to the lifestyle. it's so bad when I start singing I know you do I know and that's why I just keep looking at you and smiling you can it's your show sorry it's mean no they probably hear it all the time so that would really be rude because god knows people hate it after a while okay so I love this question because I get it again we cannot stress enough there's no such thing as a dumb or silly question on this show right at all but what are you doing what are you pointing at i thought you're pointing at the no the pin was starting to slide so i moved the oh i thought you're pointing and i have somebody getting off the chin pin on my lap okay so anyways here was her question one of the things that they're new in the lifestyle that they have found, she feels as if a lot of the terminology in the lifestyle is very, very degrading to women, and that it is, quit looking at the microphone, it is very, that's you, Amanda. No, but that it's very degrading to women in the lifestyle. Like what? Well, first of all, allow me to say, I'm shocked that she sent us an email. Okay. Because we are about as fucking unpolitically correct. That doesn't mean we're degrading. We're not degrading, but we don't give a fuck. There's a fine line there. So I reached out reached out some of the terms that she said included uh things like spit roasting uh the pulling a train uh she just felt that so many of the terms are very derogatory towards women okay and again and i get i apologize for giggling Okay okay i understand and i can i can see there there is a fine line in the lifestyle between being uh vulgar and being sexy agree okay and and so the first thing i say is keep in mind a little bit about the fact of you have a bunch primarily primarily, if you look at most of the demographics of the lifestyle, you have a lot of people that are middle-aged or approaching middle-aged that have not dated. They don't really know how to date or how to be. We've talked about this before. They don't know how to be suave. They think they're being suave. they don't really know we didn't't. The difference between sexy and slutty or sexy and talking dirty or just talking trashy. And part of it is a learning curve.
Speaker2:
Right. Okay.
Speaker1:
So I understand that part. And I'm going to get back to that.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I want to address. So I reached out to Bob Rand and I was like, I want to get to get more information now i kind of played dirty pool with this a little bit yeah okay i did because i had my own suspicions so normally when i reach out to people when you send us questions i'm asking more to try to get more background how long have you been in the lifestyle what experiences have you had things along those lines okay i did get the general how long have you been in the lifestyle We What experiences have you had? Things along those lines.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I did get the general, how long have you been in the lifestyle? We've been in the lifestyle about six months.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
But then I cheated. This is where I set it up a little bit. I asked how old she was.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I asked how long they've been married.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
I asked income. Uh-huh. Yeah. And for those of you who see me it's going what and i cheated and the reason why i did this i had my suspicions and i was very much very much correct okay age 55 okay okay married 30 years okay okay income 250 plus okay 250 000 plus Thank you. 30 years okay okay income 250 plus okay 250 000 plus now this is gonna sound this is gonna sound stereotypical and i apologize but some of this is somewhat true okay because they are coming well there was one other question i asked i asked education i asked you would have thought i was like doing like a census poll i asked education college educated both of them have college degrees okay okay and the reason why i did that is because here's the thing they're new to the lifestyle they are used to certain a certain level they're friends it's this isn't i don't make this shit up this is just it is what it is they're going to hang with a certain level of people vanilla people in their regular lifetime okay in their regular life there is the when you look at their income you look at their education level you look at their age range they're going to be hanging out with people that are probably similar demographics which tend to be a little higher higher educated higher income okay higher their social standing and so the way they communicate is probably going to be a little bit different agree now plus there's another factor here sorry for folks on the coast bus being from the midwest just like you guys in the coast coast might think in the Midwest we're a bunch of hicks on the coast. We look at it and go a little bit more hoity-toity, a little bit, a little bit higher. Okay. When you put all those factors in, it kind of makes sense. Now, right now there's a whole bunch of people getting ready to go, fuck you, Cole, and shutting off the show. You're a dick. You're stereotyping. I'm only stereotyping. I am stereotyping because it fits but i want to point out something this is where communication becomes huge look we can all get along we've proven that at event after event after event every age range every demographic can all get along but it's an understanding of how to communicate with each other a little bit what barb doesn't understand yet because they're so new in the lifestyle and i pointed this out is i get where spit roasting can sound like oh my god why not just say we'd like to have a threesome together why you know why not just have a why do we have to say something as crude as a spit roast who are you having the conversation with you're not going to be sitting around you're most likely not going to be sitting around with the other ladies from the church group going what are you doing this weekend well my husband and i talked about we think i'd like to be spit roasted this weekend okay so you're probably not going to have that right right so one of it is is understanding the difference you're in a different group so your communication is going to be different. Here's the bigger catch with this. What she does not understand yet and what she will learn is who has all the power in the lifestyle? Woman. The woman has all the power, as well as it should be. Okay, it is what it is. The woman has all the power in the lifestyle. lifestyle no matter if the terms are derogatory or can come across derogatory or not you have the power as you have the pussy you have the power to say you can want to spit roast all you want you ain't spit roasting me right so so even though the terms can be somewhat derogatory or sound derogatory and I get it, you still have all the power. The female still has all the power. That tends to take a lot of the sting out of the words. Now, I will give you that sometimes the way those things are said can sound very aggressive and can sound very derogatory. Have you ever felt pressured as a woman 10 years in the lifestyle? Have you ever felt like people use those words or any terms to almost in a subconscious way bully you into doing something or to dominate you ahead of time with words?
Speaker2:
No. Okay.
Speaker1:
No. I was spit roast before I even know what the hell it was. Right? The first couple. Yeah, you were. I was spit roast, and you're like, ooh, how'd you like that? Spit roast is really hot. I'm like, what was that one? Right. But if someone had said, hey, we're going to spit roast you now, would you have been like, what? Because her logic was, well, you spit roast a pig, like on, you know, like cooking a pig. Like that, that's, and I understand that's the derogatory, the way she felt like that. Another example she had was, uh, face fuck that, you know, I want to face fuck you now and i and okay instead of calling it what beside what oral instead of calling it oral or a blowjob the same though a blowjob a woman's giving it to a guy but you're being face fucked is by a guy doing it to a girl so So there's a different type, and yeah, it is kind of aggressive. Well, yeah, and it sounds aggressive. And it can be brutally aggressive. Well, but some women like that. But again, the key in there is, though, the woman has the power to say, I'm not into that. And that's the biggest key is you still always have the ability to say no. Part of it, and one of the things that I guess I would advise is, if you are uncomfortable with some of the terms, number one, come up with what terms that you think are better. Because there's nothing wrong with saying, hey, look, I get it. Yeah, and some people call it that. I hate that term. I'd rather it be, we call it, you know, rubbing the bunny. I don't know. Some people call it that term because they don't know what else to call it. Well, and that's true. Because they don't want to make something up because it's already known as. Right. Exactly. So they're not going to just all of a sudden create a name for someone to go, well, what is that? Oh, gosh. Okay. I have to explain this. Right. But there's nothing. I mean, if you are totally uncomfortable with that, there's nothing wrong with saying you find that offensive. But understand that you're going to take, and some people are going to be like, it's going to freak people out. Now, I understand not somebody going, oh, hey, baby, I want to want to face fuck you in 10 years i've never sexed somebody saying that that we haven't already had a conversation where she said she wanted that i've i've sexed girls before and talked to girls who they've told me ahead of time that they they want to be face fucked well rock the fuck on okay but yes to just use that in a general conversation don't be a fucking pig you know i mean here's the thing a lot of difference can be in just not what you say but how you say it i come out of the fucking car business and i truly believe and because i know it's true i've done it you can tell somebody to go fuck themselves literally using those words if you do it the right way if you say it the right way they will thank you they'll say oh okay thank you yeah i'll go do that and i that's that's absolutely 100 true anybody who's been in sales that's any good at it knows that that can happen okay so anything you say how you say it is as much as anything else so keep that in mind guys or the girls who you're saying shit you know and somebody's kind of new and watch their body language i promise you i don't have never met uh miss barbara i don't have to meet her to know that probably if you say something like that you could probably watch your body go rigid you know watching oh shit okay whoops well Well, I'm just, you know. Or a facial expression, something. Right. Don't, here's the other thing. Don't forget, this is for people that think some of this stuff is really, is crude. Substitute all the crude words with the official, with the official names. Just for a minute. Okay, everybody, everybody right now, take a second, your minds hum hum take all the dirty phrases out of your mind okay and i'm going to say a sentence i want you all to close your eyes right now if you're driving don't close your fucking eyes dumbasses i'm just kidding okay pull over and close your eyes and just picture this for a second and picture how hot this is okay are you ready sure ma'am you have the most sexy breasts your your nipples and your areolas turn me on i would really like to engage an oral sexual activity with you nothing would be as hot if you would slowly and gently put my penis into your mouth and if you would give me the opportunity to lick your vagina until i make you orgasm now i don't know who right now probably got a raging boner off of that right but but think about that how hot was that it was i i had to think about how to use the real words for a minute i seriously did okay so that's so now granted you know hey baby i just you know you have the hottest tits ever. I want to fuck you so bad. God, I can just, I can picture you sucking my dick. God, I want to eat your pussy. Now, that maybe didn't give anybody a boner. It kind of gave me a boner, but I'm all fucked up. But at least you get where I'm going with that. So you kind of have to keep that in mind. What's the conversation do you want to have you know now and there's my kid calling just like I told him not to call because they're doing the show no I said if you don't answer it so the thing is is that and that can be all the way through I mean there's a little bit of give and take yes I understand where nobody you're not paying a hooker okay if you just want to talk super trashy and like man i just want to beat you and shove you know baseball bats up your ass and snort coke off your tits and get a hooker that's they're paid professionals they can handle it you know i want you to kick me in my ball with your fucking high heel shoes and then shit on my chest that's hooker type of stuff you know at that point in time that's you pay a professional for that but otherwise there is a happy medium there i told a guy on saturday i really wanted i wanted to fuck him really bad and and you did and you're checking for cum dribble anyway we'll go on that'll be a whole nother series of shows.
Speaker2:
Amanda's going to start her own podcast.
Speaker3:
Amanda's work.
Speaker1:
Yeah, you've got your own porn show TV going now.
Speaker2:
Yep. I get paid to fuck. Then I'm not a professional.
Speaker1:
Yay. You got... You actually got paid for sex multiple times Saturday well you didn't log out when you had sex with somebody
Speaker3:
so
Speaker1:
some people just shit on company time you showed them and then you were doing your you were doing your your little
Speaker2:
I don't know. Some people just shit on company time. You showed them.
Speaker1:
And then you were doing your little text gig you've got going on the side and made like 30, 40, 50 bucks off of guys that just wanted to text you. So why you were getting homework. So you almost hookered out.
Speaker3:
Kind of.
Speaker1:
I didn't see no fucking coke to do off your ass when you got home what the fuck anyways so there you there you go that's that's the i'm innocent you cannot keep saying that i'm innocent you can no at some look at some point in time you cannot what's gonna happen is you're gonna say that and i'm gonna be in the same room with you when the fucking And, like, the lightning bolt comes fucking blasting through. I'm sitting really close to you. I'm. gonna say that and i'm gonna be in the same room with you when the fucking like the lightning bolt comes fucking blasting through i'm sitting really close to you i'm not that is not fair that i'm getting burned for because you're busy saying you're innocent and shit yeah put the fucking halo up one more time and see what happens oh hey great news look at the snodgrass household it appears to be raining locusts and frogs it's like the apocalypse has stopped just one house over neat you don't even have i can say dresses would be a little bit more easy for those of you that don't know amanda doesn't own any dresses generally i don't wear them she doesn't wear them and all of a sudden She wants to go dress shopping I can't figure it out She's worked at the same place for six years That'll be weird Amanda started wearing dresses Well I just thought he'd get into the season Season my ass Well somebody's ass Anyways I hope that helps We probably just lost a listener there. We might have, because I kind of, well, I'm just telling it like it is. It's just fucking, you know, I don't know. Am I wrong on that? No. I can't imagine why you'd get offended by it. Because part of it is that it's a generational thing.
Speaker3:
I'm not that far from 55.
Speaker1:
Yeah, but you didn't just now get in the lifestyle.
Speaker3:
No, I'm like going...
Speaker1:
You've evolved a long ways in the last 10 years we've been in the lifestyle. Let's go that way at first.
Speaker3:
I mean, I'm a ways from 55.
Speaker1:
You are, but I mean, we didn't just start in the... I feel like like i'm closer to 55 you're a long fucking way from 250 000 plus i can tell you that no but i mean we're negative at the moment we we didn't start off at that age group and i think i look i commend the fuck out of anybody totally totally tangent now totally commend anybody that starts in the lifestyle older yeah i really do because i don't know it's like every year the older i get i look and go it would be way harder to start now because number one okay picture this if you will when we were all little kids it was really easy to make friends right we're little kids so little kids just go up and you don't know any better and you can make a friend in like 10 minutes right the older we get the more guarded the more all of a sudden the fears life starts you know all of a sudden we're we know how many wrinkles we have around our eyes. We know how much our hair is thinning and gray. Today, it seemed like a lot. For me, anyway. Not going to comment. No, I'm just kidding. No, but I mean, seriously, the other day you go, oh, my God, I saw gray hair. You know you have gray hair. You dye your hair. But I color it, so it should be hidden. Right. Okay, so the older the older we all get we have those things like i'm very conscious of how little hair is i have in spots right and how gray it is as we get older so to start in the lifestyle when you are the older you are i commend the hell out of people because it takes way more courage to step out and do this agreed and just like okay so we know there's all the young swinger groups right and the young swinger groups that the young swingers they go to events and they want to see other faces that look like theirs right it's called look i was a poli-sci major this is basic thing there's why is there divisions amongst races and everything else because people want to go to places and see people that are like them that look like them it's it's a scientific principle it's a concept i can see that so when young swingers go in and they see nothing but what they perceive as old people quote unquote the 40 somethings you know our age dig out a bunch of fucking old people well imagine walking in at 50 55 60 we had some people at kwn that were older than that that were like 65 plus just starting a lifestyle they're walking in they see 20 or 30 somethings and they're sitting there going they're not dumb people they understand that they're probably you know you got to find somebody at that point in time that doesn't have a daddy issue. If you're a guy, you're hoping for a granddaddy issue, you know? So that's a huge challenge. So to have the courage to come into the lifestyle is huge, but there's going to be other things that play into it. When you start to look at things and go, here the deal we said for the long time you we don't have daughters we have boys so i have no issue i can fuck you whatever age you are just putting that out there 21 i'll bang you no worries 20 i'm in uh whatever but you'd always said you wouldn't have sex with somebody younger than our boys right which luckily that you're starting to change that because our boys are getting older so you know you are that mid-20 you get below mid-20s you're out Thank you. right which luckily that you're starting to change that because our boys are getting older so you know you are that mid-20 you get below mid-20s you're out as a general rule i actually haven't gone below 33 30 okay yeah i i went 21 and so okay so imagine but now imagine that That if we know people that are our age that have grandkids so picture if you were our age and had grandkids at the same time that we had kids so i was 40 when you know what are you our oldest was 20 so if he'd had it done like we did we'd had i'd have a seven or eight year old grandkid so picture being 55 or 60 and all of a sudden you're looking at kids that are damn close to the same edge as your grandkids true how intimidating would that be to go back into another event because whether they're interested or not are you interested and to try to find here's the deal it's we're not hard bodies anymore well i think if you have if you go to parties that are that have a wide demographic you'd be fine you can't be because then you'd have all age groups granted everybody's going to stick close well i don't know i can't speak for that well but the thing is is that this is where the communication factor comes in because this is where if you talk to people, okay, and you put aside some of the stereotypes that maybe you have from demographics that they don't, you know, I listened to a group one time and they talked about all the dirty bikers in the lifestyle. okay we'll come to the midwest here's the deal almost all of us own motorcycles so those dirty bikers you know what a lot of them are doctors and lawyers and and you know what yeah they're weekend warriors you need to brighten your horizon well they you know they on the weekends they're in their harley gear and they're in their leathers but they're not dirty bikers but you got to talk to people to get to know and see and understand to get to to see who and what you're dealing with. So if you'll open the lines of communication, lose the stereotypes that you have. Be honest and be willing to admit that you have some stereotypes. If you're willing to admit you have stereotypes and you'll drop yours, it may help somebody else that has a stereotype against you drop theirs. Make sense? No, I'm just pondering it. But yes. Well, I mean, that's the thing. Because then all of a sudden, how many people, some of your best fucks, some of your very best fucks, are people that just on, if you would have judged a book by a cover, which you did not never would have had sex with them and come to find out you got you got but they fucked you like a rock star you know so but it was you were willing to put away stereotypes and and just get to know the person and that's the same that's the same thing that's the same thing with this is if you're willing to do that that's a huge thing. But you have to be willing to admit you have stereotypes yourself. Because you can send off a real shitty message if you're not careful. It's like the force. You can be like, fuck you all, you're old. You're young and dumb. I don't think I have stereotypes. I think if you've been don't think i think if you've been in this long enough if you've been in this long enough i think you lose those i go with personality yeah but we okay yeah we do now and and we always did no when you're very first starting off your you have what your idea your ideal hookup is going be. Surely every time the pizza guy shows up, he'll have a 10-inch dick and be hot. You know, it's live porn. So you have in your mind what it should be, and then you're like, well, I can't find somebody like that. Yeah, then all of a sudden you're like oh wait a minute body types don't quite match look the first time that you go for new people listening to this and anybody who has been a lifestyle if you're honest you will laugh at this next statement at least one of the early adventures adventures you went to in the lifestyle whether it be a club whether it was a party whatever at some point in time you stopped and looked around and here's all these drunken middle-aged kind of pudgy people you know the makeup's kind of smeared the end of the night fucking we're all looking like train wreck sort of thing and you kind of went this is not what i envisioned this at all this is not Pornhub lied to me This is not what this was supposed to be At some point in time Now and this is not what I envisioned this at all this is not Pornhub Pornhub lied to me this is not what this was supposed to be that at some point in time now some people never get past that but most people just laugh and go well you know and then they look in the mirror they go in the bathroom and see that they're also the smeared makeup the end of the night looking you know train wreck and they okay yeah I don't know I kind of fit in but at some point in time if you haven't yet you will i promise you and that's okay because then you finally got real about it and went you know well i'll be damned i don't you know whoa where's the where's the fucking 23 year old hard body with the huge tits it can be used as a flotation device for half the fucking titanic Oh, yeah. If you find her, she's dumber than a box of rocks, and you don't know if you're sticking your dick in a blow-up doll or a person. I mean, you're willing to try and find out as a guy, just saying, but you don't know for sure.
Speaker3:
This is true.
Speaker1:
Would you fucking just really just an idiot guy if he was just super hot? I mean, super hot. Whatever you're're because you don't like overly muscular guys dad bod um but but had the right amount of muscles the right v the right size dick he knew how to use it pretty hair pretty eyes know how to use it he knows how to use it are we sure about that yeah he knows. He's the ideal fuck. Is he fluid or is he just like- Oh, he can move. He's going to fucking rail you six ways to Tuesday. But if he says anything, it'll be like, ugh. He is literally, if you can't touch his head, because it'll go, tsss, when the air comes in and out of his ear would you still fuck him inquiring wants mine's one to know depends on the situation no fuck that would you fuck him or not if i didn't have to talk to him oh the only thing we got to talk to him is a 45 or four hours or however long he's pounding on you wish i have a guy hardly talked to right but he's gonna want
Speaker3:
to say something jesus i know i'm being a smart you're being a pain in the ass oh i know it No, that much of an airhead he'll keep pushing it and if he's that good of a fuck can you overlook it how how many times could you fuck him and keep overlooking it before you're like Okay you're just too stupid I can't do this anymore Um probably two or three times And after the third time I'd be like Okay you know what Let's find other people This is why I love this show This is why we named this show what we did Crazy Truth because you were willing to at least admit Well probably two or three times Well I have a guy I talk to that I just go Through text Right yes Never have we hooked up But his spelling drives me absolutely Bonkers Well he shouldn't be doing spelling tests while you're fucking him And I'm just like You know you're kind of ruining it and i haven't even met you yet when you send out the message just don't don't talk don't run okay so i think that probably i could probably i still want to take some like moral high ground and be like i wouldn't i wouldn't even be able to have sex with her once because i just wouldn't feel that's right and that's such a fucking lie it is a lie it is such a lie how good is she that's really the key she's gonna be blonde long legs big tits she ain't gonna be a nurse she's gonna miss that mark isn't That's funny. You went right to that blonde. Well, because you like blondes and long legs, none of which I have. You're still the best fuck I've ever had, baby. Yes. No. Okay. I hope so. Huh. And she's pretty kinky. She'll let me do what I want to do, pretty much. Well, probably. If she's a bimbo, of course she'll let you do whatever you want to do pretty much well probably if she's a bimbo she'll of course she'll let you do whatever you want to do well i mean i'd want full consent let's not confuse that shit no but i mean she'll let you if you go can i fuck your face she'll go uh sure i like spoo everywhere uh i don't but i don't want to pop you
Speaker1:
uh you know i would probably uh yeah i don't know eight nine times it depends on how many time frames how much time we're talking in between no i could see you doing that it would it would be much harder for me to say no, to, like, stop fucking her. Because it wouldn't bother me that much. It would eventually, because I do like conversation, and I like intelligent conversation. But there would be... Oh, I hit that one, didn't I? Yeah, but you did. But there would be a part of it that would be, like, some of them that, you know... Yeah, it would probably get annoying after a while but it would take a while to get let's play a game i'm gonna put this ball gag on we're gonna we're gonna play a game and you can't say a word we're gonna play the quiet game all the time that we're ever together i i couldn't i couldn't like like a triad type thing no no no that's more i couldn't i couldn't handle that it the challenge would be like i could meet her at places like if we're gonna both meet at a party and and fuck but like hey why don't you ride with us no hey no i said it depend on the situation for me and you go no i didn't i said nine times, okay? I'm willing to admit that I'm probably going to keep going back until something weird happens. If we were at a party and it was just running into it, I'm sure, why not? But if you want me to have carry on a conversation, I might just go, uh-huh, okay, uh-huh. Carry our bags, Junior. You know, I really need to go to the bathroom. Okay. I can help you with that. I found you in there before doing that kind of shit. I know how this goes. Anyways, that's it. I bet we missed halfway point of the show completely. Yeah-ish. Yeah-ish? Are we even watching the clock? Do we even know what's going on? Yeah, you're at 30, almost 38 minutes. Jeez. Part of your job of running the sound is to watch the clock. And I watched it. I remember looking over it. And you watched it go right fucking past. There it went. Yep. Hey, there it goes. You'll be fine. Okay, well, I'll take a quick break here. A quick break. Because we want to talk about summertime activities are on the horizon. They're coming. Yay! And so do not forget, get signed up for Crazy Summer Nights. Hopefully next year we'll have two award-winning parties. That's what I'd like. Anyways, Crazy Summer Nights, it is at Two Creek Campground, home of the world-famous Swingstock. You can go to www.crazysummernights.com get your tickets there get information there we're we're running out of cabins so we're running out of cabins if you want a cabin uh you can get all the information there so sign up don't forget about we have the world famous bonfire if you go back and listen to some of our episodes we've done a show completely about bonfire that's coming up if you want information to get your tickets for that are you petting my flavor sir uh if you want information on that shoot us an email uh as well and we can get you so you can buy tickets for that that is a limited number of spaces available this year so there's a max of 150 spaces available for bone stock so that is going to fill up very very quickly what are you doing now what the fuck Jesus God anyways it was raining this morning until the sun will come out tomorrow and I don't like you can bet your bottom dollar fuck off she looks like little orphan Annie I don't like like my curly hair that's why i straighten it every day sexy you look sexy anyway so sign up for those events see you know right in the middle of when i'm talking promoting shit you don't want to stop well because you're fluffing yourself and i'm like what the fuck's going on uh okay so now i gotta sort through my questions because i don't want i don't because we're we're like like 17 minutes or some shit.
Speaker3:
Yeah, ish.
Speaker2:
Yeah. Fuck.
Speaker1:
So I don't want to start in some topic that's going to be like some fucking huge thing and next thing I know, well, great call. We're on 83 minutes.
Speaker2:
Yep. Nope.
Speaker1:
That'll take a while.
Speaker2:
Yep. Nope.
Speaker1:
That'll take a while. Oh, God.
Speaker3:
I can't help it. You, I, I, I'll take a while. I can't help it. You've just been very windy.
Speaker1:
Keep talking while I'm looking.
Speaker3:
You talk a lot lately.
Speaker1:
Yeah. Well, that.
Speaker3:
Is the dog not keeping you company during the day?
Speaker1:
I'm lonely. I'm lonely. I tell you.
Speaker3:
You can talk to him. Okay. He'm lonely. I'm lonely, I tell you. You can talk to him.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker3:
He will listen.
Speaker1:
I know he will.
Speaker3:
You talk to me on the phone.
Speaker2:
I know.
Speaker1:
I do, and I enjoy every minute of it, actually.
Speaker2:
Okay. All right.
Speaker3:
So, well, we'll... I think you'd be tired of talking after a while.
Speaker1:
I'm going to fucking...
Speaker3:
Why did I do a partnership show? I'm in a very antagonistic mood. Wait, what? No way. I know it. Okay. The smart asses in full force. You said keep talking. Anytime you've said that, you go, God, can you talk? Well, yeah. Go ahead. Finish it up. Bring us home. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. I can tell of my escapades the last time you did something about your escapades in a social media setting i had one of my classmates fucking reach out to you oh that's what they haven't heard that's right oh so share so amanda on twitter put a picture of her sucking a guy's dick not mine unless you know i mean you're not gonna know right um so the next morning i wake up and i have this instant message through through facebook and i look at it and i recognize the name and i went oh and a very nice picture on twitter and like oh well i'd like to see some of your lunchtime fun i'm like oh so i just kind of let it sit there and woke you up and went have you heard from so and so has he messaged you well no why would he you? Look at this. Yeah. And I was like, oh, well, I'll be damned. No, no, he hasn't messaged me yet. And he still hasn't. After he finished messaging you for more pictures. He kept messaging me wanting pictures, wanting to see more of my lunchtime escapades. Which I said you could go ahead. I gave. I didn't have any more. So it didn't really matter. No, but no, I did send him something. I don't remember. But then he wanted to just keep talking dirty and proceeded to send me a dick pic.
Speaker2:
And
Speaker3:
he's married. I don't know if they're in the lifestyle or not. No. No. You don't know that. No. Yes,
Speaker1:
I do. No. No, they're not. The class reunion is going to get a lot more fun next year. We may be doing a live episode from Cole's 30 year
Speaker2:
We'll be right back. You don't know that. No. Yes, I do. No. No, they're not. The class reunion is going to get a lot more fun next year.
Speaker1:
We may be doing a live episode from Cole's 30-year class reunion.
Speaker3:
That'll be hilarious.
Speaker1:
Maybe they're listening to the show now. I don't know. There's a lot of people out there, but yeah.
Speaker3:
I didn't mention names.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
And he has not messaged me yet.
Speaker3:
It was entertaining because then at the very, he was talking about wanting to get off. I'm like, okay, go ahead. I'll keep talking to you. Yeah, baby. And he was just like, ha ha, thanks. Thanks, I got to go to dinner. I'm like, okay, that was it. Just as squirrely now as he was in fucking high school. I'm like, all right, that all right that was interesting now you know let's take back a while when i was in had my own photography thing i took family pictures for him and his family and senior pictures of his kid yeah i was like yeah hey you remember i'm just like oh yeah bouncing but you know what it's funny and it's like okay because we're outed so i mean we we were out out so it doesn't really matter but it's know what? It's funny. And it's like, okay, because we're outed. So, I mean, we're out out.
Speaker1:
So it doesn't really matter. But it's just kind of funny.
Speaker3:
I'm going to come out and say, hey, dad, guess what?
Speaker1:
I don't know that you will with your dad.
Speaker3:
Yeah, probably not.
Speaker2:
I don't know.
Speaker1:
I'm going to try to get mom to do an interview on the show. I'm going to go for that.
Speaker3:
She would not be good to interview.
Speaker1:
I think it would be funny. You guys write and tell us. Do you think what it would be like if I sat down with my vanilla mother?
Speaker3:
And who knows now?
Speaker4:
Vanilla mother.
Speaker2:
And, uh, did an interview with her. I, I, I don't think you would shy away from telling your dad.
Speaker3:
Would you ask your mom if she's ever given your dad a blowjob?
Speaker2:
I probably would.
Speaker3:
I'd be like, look, they're just things for the show. I can't picture her doing it.
Speaker1:
I don't know that I really want to picture that. I, I, if my mom's doing that, I'm picturing really teethy. I'm not picturing, like, I don't want to picture her, like, up on top. I'm like, are you sure we want to picture any of this? Yeah, like, nobody wants to picture their parents doing strange monkey sex. You know, you just don't. I mean, I get it. They did it. It's not like I'm an idiot. Don't know how babies are where they come from. Or it's like, well, how did I get here? I don't care. But it still doesn't necessarily mean I want to delve into it exactly. I didn't know them when they were in their 20s, maybe doing that kind of shit. I only know them now in their 70s. And that's not near as hot.
Speaker3:
She wouldn't do it live on Facebook.
Speaker1:
Oh, no no i don't have a cow that which also i'm going are we on our own page right now i make sure i put it on well yeah just double checking because right now well now it's out everywhere and my aunt and uncle watching oh my god and my dad and your dad yeah well i wonder what they're talking about oh they're going live i wonder what they're talking about oh sweet mother of christ's not his motivational moment imagine that a new type of motivational moment uh i don't know i mean i i guess i probably would i would ask my mom that kind of this type of thing is be like look i would give her a heads up i wouldn't try can't blindside her. She would not deal well. No, she would not do well.
Speaker3:
In that kind of a situation.
Speaker1:
No, not. So, Mom, what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with Dad?
Speaker3:
Hey, did you notice when we went here for Christmas dinner and the gal said, hi?
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
Yeah, I went out and now you know, and there it is.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
And I just say High five
Speaker1:
It is what it is Mom would you ever Consider eating pussy
Speaker3:
Oh No
Speaker1:
So you know Amanda's bye Just saying If she's been watching Listen to other shows If she went back And started listening to the shows And well fuck It came over At this point in time She doesn't care And we're good I don't know
Speaker2:
That's something
Speaker1:
I don't care
Speaker3:
I don't know. That's something that comes from. I don't care. I'm sure you don't. Yeah, yeah. It's not your class reunion now, is it? Although your class, the last class reunion I went to with you, supposedly some of your class was a big-time dominatrix. We weren't in the lifestyle. No, but we are now. We need to figure out if that's true and who the fuck she is. Well, I just remember they were going, well, she has that necklace on. I'm like, okay. And now, now, no. Well, it wasn't like a leather collar or anything. It was probably a poly necklace. No, it was like a black string, but it wasn't like what when we, okay, so we been exposed to to it that you're hurting a little bit we were exposed to we were do not shut up do not have me face fuck the microphone people like to hear your voice no they don't it sounds horrible oh shut up god she had on a necklace but now seeing some of the necklaces that or the collars whatever it wasn't like
Speaker1:
Thank you. It sounds horrible. Oh, shut up. God. She had on a necklace, but now seeing some of the necklaces that, or the collars, whatever, it wasn't like one of those. So I don't know. Well, I have to find her and find out what it is. Well, I know who it was. Well, you have to get a hold of her. Yeah, that's on the list. Okay. Where are we at now? God, we just went totally all over. Yeah, I have like six, seven minutes. Really? Yeah. Okay. Well, we're ending anyways. We're ending early. So actually, just because I have to start moving around because I'm still sore. Yeah, he's starting to hurt. So real quick, again, I want to give a shout out to both of our sponsors uh again our newest sponsor panda seduction over 8 000 products for all your adult fun lubes toys education clothing novelties and so much more seriously go to their website uh and see all the cool stuff they have they drop ship right to your door their website is pandaseduction.ca so give them a big welcome now by the way a little side note here when you check out if your order is 99 or less when you go to check out put in the code uh casbah 10 if it's 100 or more put in casbah 15 and you will get a special discount uh because you are coming through us so because that's just awesome and also don't forget sexystripperclothing.com again quality exotic rave festival pole dancing clothing specializing sexy stripper clothing footwear dresses lingerie and much more make sure you give them a visit let them know you've heard about us here and don't forget to visit our pages we have some new merch out and we have new merch being added every single day. So you want to go to www.crazykazbah.com. Check out all the stuff we're doing on the page. Check out our merch. Get a shot glass. We'll have some other big glasses on there soon and so much more. And don't forget to get signed up for Crazy Summer Nights. www.crazysummernights.com Get your tickets, get your information. We can get you hooked up. Last but not least, but wait, there's more. We're going to start getting some new videos up. It's on my goal list here in the next couple weeks to get more things back up on our YouTube channel. But also don't forget our Patreon. If you'd like to support us, we certainly would to have your support and you can support us go to www.patreon.com backslash crazy casbah if you want to join our pages let us know send us an email send us an email give us a phone call private messages on facebook we're easy to find you can find crazy truth anywhere uh you get on there and we'll get you everywhere else you need to be we love talking to you guys we love your emails thank you again for excuse me everything everything you send to us we appreciate it uh don't forget to support our sponsors visit them don't forget to support like sls uh when we're on their radio show we love those guys over there they do so much for us we appreciate it don't forget all the different groups that help us out so i think we're finishing a little bit early okay how much are we finishing like three minutes or something not bad 10 minutes early how did we go from six or seven minutes left to 10 minutes early you only use three minutes of that to end a little early to have room for the intro? It's okay. No, I like to fill our time. Our time together is special. So it's not even 50 minutes? What the hell kind of episode is that? It is 50 minutes. Fuck off. It's 51. No. See, damn it. We have got to get a clock in here. Because I am all kinds of ski-jawed. Then get one.
Speaker2:
Wow.
Speaker1:
Then get one, dear. We need a clock.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
Or something. Or buzzer.
Speaker2:
Okay. Or something. Really?
Speaker1:
You have nothing? Nothing other than say, okay. What are you, a fucking parrot all of a sudden?
Speaker3:
What do you want me to say to that?
Speaker1:
I don't know. Use your phone. Use your phone. Wow. I'm just trying. We want to give the folks the most bang for the buck possible. Bang, bang. We do. Not that kind of bang. Oh, my Lord. God. Okay, so get ready, kids. It's a fun bang. Remember remember god remember we do have uh the 100th episode is coming this is episode number 92 by the way i didn't say that at the beginning this is season three episode 92 just so you know so episode 100 is coming up quickly and i'm working on to have something really cool for episode 100 so for those of you if you're new hurry you need to catch up if you're not
Speaker3:
if you haven't listened to everything
Speaker1:
make sure you listen to everything because it'll all be very important on the 100th episode that's not really true but it'll make people listen to other shows
Speaker3:
anyways
Speaker1:
alright guys we're going to cut you out early this time we love you all a long time doing it the only way we know how the only way we want to and the only fucking way we ever will Casbah style
Speaker2:
All right. Guys, we're going to cut you out early this time. We love you all a long time. Doing it the only way we know how, the only way we want to,
Speaker1:
and the only fucking way we ever will. Casbah Style, out.
