Krazy Truth #91 I blew a nut

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am half the host with the most cool, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely nursemaid Miss Amanda. Hey. And we are here to spew our knowledge and wisdom upon you about all things lifestyle and beyond. We've got a really interesting topic to talk about tonight. Imagine that. Who'd have thunk it? Weird. So we got cool stuff.

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Uh, yeah, so we're here and we're live and this is live. Okay. So for those of you that don't know, you'll hear the show on Thursday. This is Sunday night. We are recording in front of our live, live secret Facebook group, Crazy Casbah. Shh, don't tell the others. If you want to join, let me know. And so this is kind of a unique show because... You're talking fast. Well, because I'm high. So I want people to know, okay, so this is legit, like... Right now I'm sitting here in swishy pants. And I have my other stuff, swishy pants. Oh, you are.

Uh, this is legit like right now i'm sitting here in swishy pants and my i have my other stuff swishy pants uh this is so the show today is still gonna be funny because it's supposed to be funny because that's what we do but the show today is gonna be about a lot of truth and a lot about fucking shit that's very important in the lifestyle and in life's impersonal because of what just recently happened to us i.e me you well you you were there um i was but what happened to us and why it's important so there you go okay you want to start it's your story you tell it why is it my story it's your story i was just like you just opened your purse and let me have him back.

No, I only let you have one. You only let me have one back. Okay, so for those... Now, those of you who have been on the page already know, so just bear with us for this fun part of it. But... I am on our page. Yeah, I am. Okay. So, all right. So, wow. So, for those of you out listening to us, to the crazy truth. So, is Sunday. It is the, what date is today? The 9th. The 9th, okay. So on Wednesday, the... I have no fucking idea. Whatever Wednesday was, we had went to a party last weekend. It was a great time out at Grand Island. We were going to talk about that this time.

Great time at Grand Island, Valentine's Day party. Loved it. Thanks for having us. We danced the night away. It was awesome. And hurt. And we were sore and stiff as fuck when we came back. Now, that sore and stiffness in my back went from being sore and stiff in my back to it was like creeping around to like my side and to the front of me. And that felt like in my groin.

and so like uh wednesday night at 4 a.m i woke you up wednesday yeah wednesday morning wednesday morning at 4 a.m i woke you up uh because i had a where are you i'm in the bathroom no no i'm in the bed yeah i was in bed you were in bed and i went to find you because i had a huge lump it felt like a huge knot going literally from the base of my dick up my groin i mean it was it was big and it fucking here is towards your head towards my abdomen and it hurt like a motherfucker and there was serious reason for concern because this was fucked up this was not supposed to be this way so uh yeah so we go into the doctor we thought it was a hernia yes we thought it was a hernia i thought maybe i'd really pulled my back bad from dancing fucking around pulled a muscle in front yeah so we go to the doctor they go to the doctor we go to the doctor the doctor's like no he goes it's either a hernia or testicular torsion, what she just said.

So basically the bottom line is, or it was going to be a nut got twisted. Either one was emergency surgery. Either one was, uh, the testicular, testicular torsion was a race against the clock. Cause that means you're not, you're, you're fucking testicle gets twisted in the wires. It cuts off blood flow. So like, you've got to get it undone or you're going to lose a testicle. Again, here's the thing with testicles. It's not that big a deal. You don't need them to live, obviously, but you don't want bad things with it. And we're done fucking having kids, so that's a big deal. That we are.

But the thing is, it was my right nut was swelling. So they sent us immediately to the hospital to have an ultrasound done on the area. Yes, on your testicle. They were actually checking it for the testicular torsion only. Yeah, because they were going to get ready to do a surgery ASAP on it.

when they had it done they did the test and i was cracking lots of jokes because that's what i do when i'm nervous and i was pretty fucking nervous is it a boy or is it a girl yeah last i'm gonna hear the heartbeat you know all that shit so we were cracking jokes we're having fun with it uh a hot blonde that normally would have turned me on uh but my dick hurt so bad that i wasn't turned on uh was doing the test and then we weren't gonna leave till we got results they didn't want us to leave until we got results so that's where shit it's at this point in time shit takes a turn towards the south a little bit on us so they uh call the doctor and the doctor calls us through their phone and and hands his phone and he tells me hey great news it hurts a lot it was get throat punched yeah hey great hey great news it's not uh you don't need surgery you don't need surgery you're gonna get to go home tonight it's not uh the the court court the testicular torsion that and it's not a fucking uh hernia uh but uh it is it is testicular cancer so but have a great night uh so that's really great news right i kind of would have helped for for emergency surgery god so uh it wasn't our regular doctor so don't yeah no our regular doctor kick ass so would kick ass.

So we went home, and they said the next day that a urologist would get in touch with a urologist and kind of go from there. So that was a little tense of a situation when you get hit with this, right? And you're just like, oh, holy shit. It was a very quiet ride home. Well, there was some sniffling. There was some sniffling. I'll admit it. That kind of shakes you up a little bit. But we got in with the urologists here in town. Usually, it's a month, month and a half to get in to be able to see them. They got us in the next day, which they got us on a Friday, which was awesome.

Because Thursday night, literally literally my testicle was still swelling severely and it was causing massive pain. It was making me sick. I was violently ill all night long. I didn't sleep. I just really, I was, I was, yeah, Miss Amanda didn't either. I was literally in tears most of the night and I have a pretty high pain tolerance, whatever. I'm like, okay. They go in, the guy looks at it, and by this point in time, it's probably not quite the size of the palm of my hand, and they end up getting me scheduled for emergency surgery yesterday, which is Saturday.

And so by the time we went in Saturday morning at 5.30 a.m., it literally, my right nut was the size of the, it fit in the palm of my hand. I mean, that's the size you could feel that it was. So, pretty big fucking deal. So, they took it out. I've got a big old fucking, they had to, because it was so swollen, they had to, they couldn't just like, you know, put a little slit in the sack. They had to fucking go up top. No, they did research on this. They did a hernia incision. Because if they suspect cancer, they will not take it through the scrotal sack. Sack. I know.

Because that has the potential to spread it. Yes. Where if you have it through a hernia incision, then they can cut it all, blah, take it out. Cut it, clip it, tread it out for people, whatever it is they want to do with it. No clue. So the thing is, okay, so the reason why we want to talk about this stuff is because this is some stuff that's really key in the lifestyle, and especially for guys.

Okay point in time here's the one though in a couple of weeks uh if for sure that they'll confirm that it's testicular cancer uh testicular testicular cancer is absolutely without a doubt if there's a cancer to get it's the one it's 99.99 percent uh success rate so you know i don't know exactly yeah we're gonna win i'm not worried about that part but the bigger the bigger thing we want to talk about because here's the deal i'm a very stereotypical guy that uh i'm fine that my answer to everything is i'm fine i don't want to i don't want to go in i'm fine so when you get this and all of a sudden these doctors start asking you questions because you're not fucking fine anymore right and you know you're not fine and they start asking questions when did you notice it swelling well there was this time back in October that I made a comment god it seems kind of bigger but I didn't do anything with it and there's the all of a sudden you start going oh fuck you know that becomes a very scary fucking reality when you have to look at the fact that that maybe you put it off maybe what the next steps are going to be is more because i was a two-pack-a-day smoker and i didn't eat very fucking healthy and i didn't you know i was a manly man oh it's fine it's fine and all of a sudden you're sitting here you know you don't know your mind starts fucking playing tricks and you're doing all sorts of weird fucking shit right so all of a sudden you sit there and go okay is this going to be a problem for is this going to is this we it's not a death sentence but i mean as your brain just goes crazy and you all of a sudden you go, is this, you know, what did I do to myself?

What did I do to Ms. Amanda? What did I do to my family? Because I ignored it when back in October and how many other things have I ignored? How many times has Ms. Amanda said, you need to go get XYZ checked out? No, I'm fine. I'm a guy. And I think there's this huge stereotype, especially when it comes to guys and our shit and our junk and our fucking nuts and whatever. We don't know our bodies like we need to know our bodies. I mean, the reality is breast cancer, this message is for guys and girls. Check your shit. Know your body. Check it.

And when you find something, do something about it, right? Look, it's not's not about finding and then ignoring it this shit doesn't go away on its own that's not how this happens right so know your shit know what's going on oh that hurt no no no your shit you know and here's the deal we're all swingers we have sex with other people as a hobby. This is what we do. Let's face it. We all know we all jack off. We all know we fondle ourselves. We all know we play things with our other partners and our immediate partners and other people.

If you have a bump, guys, if you have a bump, if you have a lump, you have something that just feels different just something you're not used to whatever it is you know what your spouse your significant other loves you they love you and trust you enough to let you fucking stick your dick in other people's pussies okay or whatever guess what they're gonna love you enough to get down on the knees or lift your nutsack up weird or whatever they got to do, a weird angle to check it out and look at it for you. Okay. And it doesn't make you less of a fucking dude or less of a man to do that.

It's actually the exact opposite. And that's the message I want to get across. Look, little boys and little, little children are afraid to show somebody something that's weird or different. That's when they're little kids and you're trying to teach your kids as they grow up if something hurts or it feels different to come show you so you can help them. Little boys are afraid to show mommy their penis because something doesn't feel right.

Grown men, if you're really a man,'re not gonna be afraid of that okay we walked into the doctor on the wednesday appointment and the doctor's trying to ask some questions again it wasn't our regular doctor and you know what it was like look dude i fucking dropped my fucking shit here's where it hurts here's where it looks different here's where it feels different you know and i can tell you for me personally okay look man you can tell my i said to i said to my wife i said to my kids my my nutsack looks like a helium balloon that you've let deflate on its own and just hang in there because it looks different yeah okay but you know what here's the deal all these years you've seen all this stuff about you know for like breast, save the tatas.

No. That's all fucked up, man. Fuck the tatas, save the girl. It's the same thing with dudes, you know, fuck the pride, fuck the nuts. That doesn't matter. Save the dude. But if you don't do the things to fucking take care of yourself, what happens is you're going to sit here and you're going to be in this situation. You might be in it anyways. It can happen to anybody. Three fucking days. Three days. We went from everything was normal to three days to the size big enough to fit in the palm of my fucking hand. Okay, so it can happen fast, but here's the deal. You know what?

Every day matters, right? So right so check your shit look if you're over 50 and you're supposed to be getting a prostate exam if you can handle fucking going in and having sex with other people and all the kinky shit we do and all the different things we do you know what it doesn't make you gay it doesn't make you less of a man doesn't make anything to go in and have a doctor put you under and do a rectal exam to make sure that you don't have prostate cancer. What it makes you is a fucking idiot if you don't do that because you let those types of things fuck with you.

Because is it worth dying for? And this becomes the same thing on things like, you know, your testing and everything else. You know, we have to, as a society and as a group and as a community, get a grip on this. And I, I just decided, you know, no, it's a lot of fun to sit here and tell, you know, 40,000 people that listen to us each week. Hey, guess what? I just lost a nut.

Not really, but you know what, if it helps, like if one person listens to this or their spouse listens to this and goes, Hey, we need to check or Hey or hey what you one time you said that you had something felt a little wrong it's the same thing with fucking ladies i know that breast exams are much more common in people they're doing them more but oh my god you know and in our families we've had a history of breast cancers right and my mom had breast cancer and a small lump found it very quickly her chemo was literally pills you know was pills your mom obviously was way more severe and but it was a longer time before she got treated for it uh it's out there but the thing is is that vanity is a motherfucker okay and and i i just want to put it out there i'll say it we'll say it because this is the truth vanity will kill you it did my mother yeah and and the thing is is that that's that's not what it's and i know random people going oh my god turn off this show this show sucks jesus fucking boring but it's it is what it is now i can tell you i'm getting some tattoos because of this because my kids god love my kids uh they're all older of course and we've come up with all kinds of all three of my boys are getting a nut i uh like acorn tattooed on their arm now and i'm getting a squirrel that says damn squirrels uh so i mean you know you have to have humor one said grow a pair yeah grow a bear yep uh the kids are all calling me the one one that wonder what did the youngest one say that was so hilarious he told me today the squirrel needs to be the squirrel from ice age right along the incision yeah yeah i've got a halloween costume for next year i'm gonna be one half of me he's gonna be an almond joy the other half's gonna be a mound candy bar i mean you okay you gotta have some fun with this shit uh because look life is life and you can either fucking you know it's shawshank redemption man you can either get busy living or get busy dying and and we're about having fun and you know so it's not a big deal but you have you have you got to, you got to keep the faith and you got to laugh and you got to have fun and you got to fucking push forward.

But I'm begging people, oh my God, get tested, you know?

And if you're a spouse of somebody, look, ladies, if you need to use fake tears to get your fucking man to, to be less of a man, to a fucking exam or whatever do it do what you got to do you know do do whatever you got to do i mean i'll keep that in mind yeah i want to i won't listen to you you're planning to go fuck somebody at work tomorrow are you kidding me anyway i can say this i quit smoking yeah he quit smoking tuesday tuesday two packs a day 40 cigarettes a day yeah and uh i quit and i haven't cold turkey cold turkey i haven't jones for one since uh it's amazing what happens i have lose a ball well if you lose a nut see what happened take one of your lips off there you go there you go i'm also worried about that swimming thing when one side's gonna be flopping a little weird okay so you can get a prosth You can.

We learned that. We learned that, but because they want to test stuff first, so it made sense to wait. I can tell you. They wanted to make sure there wasn't an infection involved. Yeah, here's the deal. He's like, it's a simple procedure to put one in. Here's the deal. I've had enough knives around my cock and ball.

The hardest thing you work on is trying to make sure you remember to say ball or nut and not pluralize everything my kids are great around that no dad no no just one just one dad just one so i'm trying to make sure i remember that all the way across the across the board gosh what what else did we hear um you don't need to be so testy about it at least he has the balls to go in yeah yeah well no Amanda's purse is lighter so I just carry one with me I always threatened to cut off my tit and make it a tobacco pouch no you have your own tobacco pouch yeah and I quit using tobacco smoking great now I'm just gonna stick gum in there weird I will never never be able to eat in front of my boys again without huge jokes and it just is what it is but okay so here's and this is we want to get into the fun part of this stuff i mean by the way everybody this is this is funny and it is it's not funny but it's just you know it's life shit happens uh you know the one thing we don't believe in here at crazy truth or in crazy casbah at all in any way sure form we don't believe in pity parties that shit's bullshit we don't believe in that crap uh you know the temptation is always there why me not fair blah well you know what life isn't fair why not me you know i got the greatest I have the greatest support system in the world around me.

And so, you know what? That's everything's going to be good with that. I thought it would be mean to put on a little nurse's uniform and walk around. What can I do for you? What can I do for you? I have never not wanted to get a hard-on so bad in my entire life. I'm walking around and have the time with an ice bag on my nuts. And like 20 minutes on, 20 minutes off. You have been, okay, Miss Amanda deserves all the props in the world because not only have I cock-blocked her horribly, horribly I've cock-blocked her and with one nut, that shows you how good I am.

But she has waited on me and she went to work and waited on me and got me to doctor's appointments, sat up all night with me when I was sick, and just, you know, we went through the, when I'm sitting there in tears and just wanted the pain to stop and set up with me and, you know, hell in my head where I'm gagging and puking and stuff. I mean, I don't know if that's how I train porn stars. I don't know. But anyways, and waiting on me fucking more than hand and foot, more than necessary. So I got it. I have to give huge props to Miss Amanda who, you know, I'm half the man I used to be.

Good God. Which is not true. Anyways. Do you want to hear what Bill said? Yeah, Bill said, here comes Cole with his pecker in his hand. He's a one bald man and he's off to the. Fuck yeah. You know, and here's the deal for, you know, we will. Well, I'm sure if you want to get a picture with my with my nutsack, I'm sure we can figure something out. Here's the funny thing is one guy commented on, you know, good luck or whatever. And I'm like, hey, next time that he has to paint his balls, he's only going to have once. You're going to have to choose one cover. Yeah, no shit.

I can make that bet now no matter what. Fuck yeah. I'll paint. And if you don't care what you don't worry about, you have to paint your balls. I'll agree to that because that'll be a complete breach because I only have one. There you go. So this will work out. But, okay, so this is one of the other things, though, we wanted to talk about with this whole thing a little bit, too, though. Okay, it ties into, believe it or not, this ties into consent. Okay. Okay, this ties into consent. And I know people are going, wait a minute, what?

How what how do we get to consent well because obviously the past couple of days literally and I thank everybody because we have I've literally had hundreds of people reaching out to both of us and I can't thank you guys enough for that but sharing some of their stories and so I want to talk about some of these stories because this is here's the deal you know we're really hardcore and adamant about certain things and this is where it's it's I'm willing to stand and go look motherfuckers you need to get this message and get it clear right now okay and consent is a huge part of this because one of the couple a couple of different people came to me with the same thing and it they were females involving breast cancer okay so as they were talking to me they started talking explaining about why they don't like on a lot of the websites or whatever don't post boob pictures they don't feel comfortable posting boob pictures a couple of them have had a couple all of them that came reach out to me had had double mastectomies a couple half of them had had reconstruction the other half had not but they don't they don't do boot pictures they have different levels of comfort of nakedness with their tops during during sex okay but they were talking about how that's why they're not comfortable they don't like when they get hounded one one girl talked about getting hounded come on come on put a boob picture on put a boob picture on when she does playtime she plays completely naked she doesn't have a problem with that but other time but for boob pictures she doesn't she doesn't feel comfortable with that okay and i thought i'm going okay well that's really fucking that kind of stuck with me and that's one thing she brought up was it really bothers her when somebody she is very self-conscious about her boobs i've known her for a while and i did not know that she'd had breast cancer i did not know it but this was years ago but even i think it's been 20 plus years even that long later for for her, it's still a sense of something that she's self-conscious about.

Look, fuckers, here's the deal. This is why this fucking consent is so important. Just because somebody is drunk and in a good mood and you want to grope feel or whatever, you don't know what the fuck somebody else is going through.

Now I can tell you, I got groped a lot a lot on on last week on the party am i saying that causing it well fuck no i'm not gonna say it's causing it but now my world has changed okay and i've never been one to to grope people so i feel like i can say this but you know what i don't want you fucking it's you're not going to get a better chance to fuck me by walking up and groping my fucking package which right now is different my world has just changed after 47 years now is it going to throw me off no but i'm you get the point i'm trying to say with this okay well that's everybody so here's the thing you know what it's not okay just to automatically assume that well they're just boobs and i'm saying this message right now i'm saying this fucking shit and i want it to be heard loud and clear i want it to be heard not just by the fucking guys women fucking listen to the words i'm going to say because honestly you're fucking worse than the guys okay and you're worse with you're worse with other women you're you're pushy and shitty with other women and you're pushy and shitty with guys and it's it's fucking stupid and i'm going to tell you what's going to start happening to people in my world because here's the deal you won't get one warning you reach and grab my junk without permission i'm gonna slap your fucking hand i'm gonna tell you get your fucking hands off me i didn't give you permission and what i'm i'm actually advocating right now to every fucking person out there is you know what somebody gropes you touches you at a party without consent fucking pop their ass pop them on the fucking hand and say don't fucking touch me and it doesn't matter i don't care if it's another chick i don't care if it's a dude don't fucking touch me because the thing is is you don't know out there what somebody else is going through they don't know maybe maybe a woman just had her nipples pierced or a guy just had a nipple pierced and it's sore and it hurts or it's sensitive right okay is it a huge deal probably not but it's still the fact of it still hurts.

It hurts. It's somebody, it's sore, and it hurts, or it's sensitive, right? Okay, is it a huge deal? Probably not, but it's still the fact of... No, it still hurts. It hurts. It's somebody... It's still the violation. If it is something like breast cancer, if it is something like... Look, we were amazed to find out how many of people our sons' age that our sons knew have had testicular cancer.

Okay, so they've been since in their 20s having lost a ball a lot of them so you know what maybe they don't necessarily feel comfortable with that and the thing is is this fucking assumption of because well this is the way we always do it or we have this exception no you don't you don't have that and you know what there's a simple way i'm not normally one to advocate violence but there's a simple fucking way to get it to stop you know what pop them pop their fucking hand just like you do a little kid no motherfucker i'm not one to grow no no if i've been drinking and you're dancing with me i'll rub on a girl girl's ass or a guy's ass but i have learned from a very young age young age our early marriage yes one time i walked up and grabbed your dick and you go you screamed out yeah and i went oh and i have not done it since i will rub up against the front of your pants just rub lightly but i will not grab well but even when you dance if you're you again that this all just sensual grabbing well yeah but even even when you're dancing here's the thing you are not just one that just walks up to anybody randomly out on the dance floor grabs them and just fucking starts grinding the shit out of their hips that's not the way you do things it you've you've either had some contact or you know that it's an obvious thing and even then it's it's under control it's within fucking reason look this lifestyle is not this fucking difficult okay we make this shit way harder than it needs to be and and 90 of it is we choose to be disrespectful to other people okay and the thing is is that I don't care how sexy you are.

I don't care how hot you are. I don't care how much I might want to fuck you. I don't care how much my wife might want to fuck you. You know what? You come up and do unprovoked touching, that shit ain't going to fly. And here's the thing, you know, I haven't even sent the letter out.

We have a vendor that's going to be removed from kwn for next year because they were over the top they were inappropriate we we don't that shit doesn't work and we all know that booze is an excuse we all know we know we know what we all know the excuses and we all talk about after every party and every event uh how that's not supposed to happen and and i gotta tell you now like at at uh at grand island we had a great time out there we were dancing we had a blast my back pole was 100 my own stupidity okay so so i just i'm gonna put this right out here that had nothing to do with anything other than me dancing with a gal that was known we i played with before we were having fun and i was being a smart ass like a fucking tool thinking i was 20 i'm not did the whole grab around the waist and do the fucking pick up and spin over both sides as if i was a professional dancer yeah dumbass i'm not that's when i did that okay so that has nothing to do with anything else but it was it's been really it's been really enlightening to me since this has come out because we have put this out here we have not shied away from anything going on with this we made the decision when we went when we were outed i mean now my parents know everything else we're outed that we were going to talk about anything that goes on in our lives with this kind of stuff to, if it's something that can help other people.

But how many people have come to me with stories and, and situations that are either similar because of disease or because of something having happened or trauma in their past. Uh, you know, that that's why they have problems with, with non-consensual touching. Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.

or trauma in their past uh you know that that's why they have problems with with non-consensual touching you know we all i get it there's times we get horny we get excited we get whatever and that's great and that's grand and that's fucking wonderful but we instantly put that above everything else uh you know it was it was funny because we had we had to put it it's been kind of rough two weeks i mean life goes on i'm not gonna we're not gonna like we don't even been two weeks well and it's not about a pity party for us but whatever shit happens we had to put our dog down we had to put our dog down the week before this uh right before we went the party well we had made the decision that we weren't going to play and we'd also made the decision that i wasn't going to drink because i'm a happy drunk but you can be a sad but i can get a pretty sappy drunk and no one wants to and i'm and i'm a dog lover and so you know so whatever so but there were most people were so i i can't how many people out there granted respectful of, you know, they were so excited we came out to the party and that was awesome.

And the host, again, they do, I can't say enough good things about Island Riders parties. They do a great job.

And 99.999% of the people were just awesome because they knew that this probably wasn't, we weren't in the biggest mood to go partying but they were everybody had fun together and that's awesome you still had a couple just like you will at any party insert we had it at crazy winter nights you'll have it at naughty new orleans you'll have it anywhere you go the couple douche fucks that just can't get the message and the thing is is again i you know i i know we can't just go around hitting people that's not appropriate but i'm sorry somebody i'm closer to becoming an advocate full-time of of stupid slaps if you're that fucking stupid you deserve to get slapped i told the gentleman that if he didn't fucking drift away from you i said in a very nice way that if he didn't drift away from you that i was going to break his fucking fingers and and i and i was pretty pretty much dead dead serious with that you know so you know i mean that's the that's the the thing is that you know people you've got to figure this fuck out you know quit quit touching me how would you like it how would you like it if whatever the trauma the situation was it the roles reversed i mean i feel like we just beat a dead horse with this but it's like it has to be said you're just looking at me it does but but here's here's another part though what what some women don't get, hell, I didn't, and I haven't ruled it out, is that technically what the doctor told you on Friday is that you had hemorrhaging from a...

It starts with an A. What am I thinking of? Attrition. No. An artery. No. An apple. Shut the fuck up. Ha ha ha thing is is could it have been that it was in the process of and someone grabbed your dick, your balls too hard and caused it to hemorrhage. Yeah. We don't know. No. We're not going to know. No, there's no way to know. And I'm not pointing fingers saying that someone caused it. No. But people have to keep in mind how delicate that organ is. Yeah, well, and that's just it.

And you have to keep in mind it is delicate and the other thing is it's not yours no and i've i've just never been a person to grow to grab a guy's junk i'll might touch your ass but i will not touch the front of a person i will not grab it well i say i wouldn't grab a girl's in the front but i have done it like once when they were grinding on you and i'm like oh you're gonna play that game here let me let me add to it there was a different circumstance by that point in time there was a much different circumstance that here's the thing if you want to score in this lifestyle it's very very simple talk you know that we had a guy out at grand island and he is an awesome guy he's a listener of the show and you know what he was having a blast yes he was having a blast and you know what he was meeting of course he talked and hung out with us but he was meeting new people and and here's the deal i don't know for sure if he got some pussy but i'm gonna guess he did if he didn't at the at the event he won't coming up because what he was doing was he was being him he was he he enjoyed dancing he was asking women you want to go out and dance and he saw me bopping in my chair and he goes see i listened to your podcast and grabbed my hand and yanked me up on the day yeah i, I mean, but...

I'm like, oh shit. But his, it was... But it was fun. He was him being him. Yeah. He was being polite. He was just like, you know what? He didn't do it a single time. I never saw him do it a single time. What? Grope anybody without permission. No, he didn't. He asked. Not a single thing. Yeah, he asked. He asked me. Yeah, he asked. And you know what?

And he was, there was all kinds of ladies dancing with him dancing and he was part of a couple and they're having fun there was also a single male there there was a single male there super respectful he was also at crazy winter nights as well super respectful asking going around being social introducing himself to people to couples and a single ladies I know for a fact there's like three or four ladies are like if he comes back you know if they want him to come back can't wait they were excited to follow up with him because they wanted to hook up because he was respectful guess what he never did he never fucking groped now it's like hold the phone for a second Wait a minute.

What? A single male can actually be wanted back at a party and had people enjoying and glad he was there. Two parties in a row now. Two events in a row now. And what did he do? He was respectful and he let his personality and communication skills do it. And then you have another male that's part of a couple and was introduced and they were talking to other couples and singles because, again, they let their personality and there was not a single bit of contact involved with it to make that happen.

So listen up, fucking tool bags that think you have to fucking the way you're going to get a guy is rubbing his junk or get a girl is fucking instantly fucking grabbing her tits or fucking power slapping her ass or fucking coming up and just putting a kiss on her because you want to. Guess what? That ain't going to get you shit. But personality, personality, couth, maturity, a little decorum.

Now that shit, take goes a whole new that goes a whole new ball game and that's the shit you know and i'm sorry but this shit is not that difficult and that this is the kind of shit that why we have to do a show like this because motherfuckers pull your head out of your ass because honestly okay so after this whole thing has happened with us yes do we already know something's going to be added to crazy winter nights yes we do we have some experts coming to talk about health and fucking getting people to quit being afraid of fucking their own bodies for christ's sakes uh but it's also causing us to look at rule changes it's causing us to look at rule terms of, you know, maybe it's going to come one of those things that it doesn't have to be reported.

Maybe you just see it. If one of the staff sees it, unwanted touching or somebody going, hey, don't, that somebody's going to remove.

There has to be somebody who's got to step the fuck up in the lifestyle and take charge, and that's something that we feel strongly about because, damn it, enough is enough and it's the same topic every one of our fellow podcasters all have topics about it they deal with it at hito they deal with it at at fucking desire they deal with it on the bliss cruises they deal with it everywhere they all have topics about it because it's a constant thing well you know what if we all start slapping the stupid people then then I think this shit will stop. I mean, seriously. Oh my God.

You know, and, and we've had shows on other medical stuff. Look, the lifestyle can be simpler. It can be challenging. And, and now as you know, there are people that have, uh, insulin pumps. There are people that have ostomies. There are people that have medical conditions. There's, there's, you know, there's all these different things. Right. And none of those things should be a precursor as to whether or not somebody can or can't play or whether somebody can or cannot be in the lifestyle.

But if you think about how whenever you're different or you feel like you're different, how that affects how you're going to interact keep that in mind maybe the person is just a little bit nervous because they're you know they have something a little bit different that they don't want you to just walk up and put your arm around them all of a sudden you feel an osomy bag or you feel a pump or you feel whatever and so you shouldn't put people in a position to have to fucking deal with that shit. You just shouldn't. How are you self-conscious are you going to be now? I don't know.

You know, I think initially, I think initially I would like to say, I would love to be able to say, oh, it won't bother me at all. And that is a complete and total lie.

That is a complete and and total lie i think initially it will be uh i'll be pretty self-conscious about it especially because i don't know how it will affect anything or will it affect anything you know i don't i don't really know uh so it's like that's one of those things that it's it's uh that part's a scary part of the whole thing a little bit yeah because i don't know how it will affect i don't I don't know how it will affect i don't know what what it will do i know that i have to face it head on uh you know crazy summer nights is still happening it's still that's still moving forward and you know so would you be comfortable taking going well you don't really go naked anyway you'll burn like a son of a gun yeah now i've got a flap of skin to cover my penis with just saying uh i think that i think that it is going to take the first time that i get naked in front of somebody other than you uh or especially in sort of a group setting is going to be intimidating as fuck for me i actually know that there's a good chance that that first Thank you.

Well I'm not talking about your dick dumbass. I'm talking about your scrotum. You can't tell. No. And that's just it. But that was after an ice pack was on it. But that you can't tell. Well, if I can't tell, and I've seen it for 27 years. But up here, but it's all about what's in your mind. That's the problem, is what's in your mind. I pretty much know your balls as much as you dwell, Ish. I don't know, I had some good years before we met. No, I think it's, but that's part of it. You just got to get over the mental part of it. I mean, I know me, and I know how I deal with shit like this.

I crack jokes. Well, and you've already had one guy reach out that said he was born with only one.

yes we yeah we've actually i've actually had some people and it never never did anything for his performance or i didn't ask him how it worked self-consciously if he was self-conscious about it yeah it's but it's never negatively affected and that's been helpful other people reaching out i think i know me and i think i can see me doing something like in front of a group of people going I got to get this out of the way right now everybody laugh point here do whatever you do and just drop my pants I I can I can see me I can see me having to do that just because I have to that's how I deal and cope with things yeah you know but uh you know that they're the unknown factor of it is a little bizarre.

Part of it is just coming to the realization it is different, and that's okay. Look, the one thing I'm learning is I'm not going to sit here and say that there's not parts of it that are scary. Granted, we didn't have a lot of time to ponder the scary parts of it.

We had to sit there and go oh shit what are we in for yeah but you we didn't have time to to to there there was never a thought and either one of our minds are going well maybe we shouldn't do this that was never a thought but the thing is is that because i still get to play regardless yeah no shit Because little slut girl gets to run amok. Mm-hmm. No. Yeah, and everybody, okay, this is how Cole teases me. He goes, yeah, you sneak off during work. Everybody at your work knows you're going to look like an absolute bitch. Yeah, you get caught.

You've just deserted your husband with testicular cancer. Oh, my God. I have to fuck still. I'm not allowed to fuck anybody anymore.

anybody anymore oh my god i think the biggest thing i have needs we don't know how long they haven't told us how long i'm out of commission for that's part of it we don't know no clue yeah well trust me i'll be working on figuring that out top priority i think here's the thing whatever whatever fucking happens with this shit at this point in time, it no big deal i mean really i i i think that we're not i'm not afraid of like oh my god this is gonna go south uh okay we just don't know and but it's it's not the end of the world it's really not it's just but it is different and do yourself a favor.

There's nothing, what I'm trying to learn as a guy. Okay. This is one of my huge weaknesses as a guy is that I try to put on the fucking tough guy, fucking, you know, Sam Houston, fucking facade of, you know, type shit. Clint Eastwood, nothing bothers you. You're a man's man.

Okay, you know what shit bothers you sometimes, and it's okay, just like every other part of swinging, we talk about communication, so here's the deal, it is a change, it is different, there are fears, sometimes they're rational, sometimes they're irrational, but that's what, as you, when I'm fortunate that we are in a partnership where obviously a married couple we talk about those things you talk about it you you know and yeah you already know damn good well the first time we fuck again once this gets when I can fuck again because right now not a possibility but when we fuck again you know I'm gonna have questions you know that i'm i'm gonna need that reassurance just like a woman after breast cancer did it feel any different could you only feel one ball smack in your field yeah it didn't did you get ghost did you get ghost tapped i don't know you know you don't feel it well i mean but you're not did it feel any different was it as powerful was it as good as all the irrational questions that you, that guys have.

But the thing is you have to ask those questions. Yeah. Trying to pretend like they're not there is only going to fucking make shit worse. Don't do that.

And ladies, it's the same thing for you with breast and with, look, and there's so many different things out there, whether it's a mole, whether it's a fucking, you know, stretch marks, whether it's whatever, none none of us are perfect we've always said that all the way through but you know what it's okay it's okay not to be perfect like if we were all perfect then we'd be in a magazine we'd be getting paid tons of money and we'd all be 20 something and that's just not who we are so embrace embrace who you are what you are but don't put off getting shit taken care of for fear of what it could be because you know what uh in a couple of weeks we're gonna deal with whether or not is it somewhere else okay if it is you know what we're gonna deal with it the same way we've dealt with this we're gonna laugh we're gonna joke and we're gonna tackle it no big deal but putting it off just doesn't do anything that's really the whole reason i want to do this show i want to get people to understand why you should quit touching other people randomly and why you shouldn't push it off because that's the stuff that you know can you meet this really hot hot and funny great personality anesthes Anesthesiologist.

He's just like... And I told you, fuck him to help take care of the bill. You know what? It's all good. Oh, he was a cutie. Oh my gosh. And he was short. I'm like looking at him going... Yeah, you're all ready to go through those scrubs. Want to give me a shot of something? I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. Both of them, him and the other anesthesiologist, the other one wasn't bad either. It is fun being in the hospital being swingers because we know so many nurses and stuff, and I'm pretty sure one of my nurses.

Okay, so when you're at the urologist, they offered him a wheelchair because he was very sick. Very cute, very cute. And if you would have seen him, he was death warmed over. It was horrible. And I can't remember what her name was. When you sat down in that wheelchair, what did she say to you? She leaned over and she was rubbing my shoulder and she said, It's okay. You usually look so much better than this.

So I have a feeling she's on the page i can't remember your name get a hold of me when it works we need to talk uh but you'll see her a couple weeks yeah i'll see her a couple weeks and i'm feeling better but uh yeah i was just like it's funny because you know usually it's like my parents or something in the hospital so we're always cracking jokes about i wonder if they're swingers oh she's hot so that's first thing when my parents and everybody left when we got home, I had to ask you about the anesthesiologist because, look, I would have been disappointed if you were like, I didn't even notice him.

Oh, I may have noticed. Because he was standing right next to me, so I kept looking forward to look at him because then he was up towards the bed talking to you. He had both of his balls. See how this works out? You're assuming you don't know for a fact. It hurts him to laugh. It hurts to laugh, you fucking bitch. God damn it. It does hurt him. He holds his... Why you didn't bring that pillow in here, dumbass? No, but that... Yeah, so... And he's going to Colorado.

I said said No, he said mountains out east That isn't east, that's west I was more worried about a nut at the time I was trying to crack jokes, tell them they could sign their work And nobody would The nurse wasn't bad Which one? There was a couple of them The IV one She was a cutie She was a cutie The two nurses that did the ultrasound The night before I don't know.

the one oh yeah she was a cutie yeah she was a cutie yeah oh yeah yeah she was good the the two of the two nurses that did the ultrasound on the night before oh yeah and i we all know that cole has a fetish thing for blondes and uh and nurses and nurses yeah i do actually i've fucked more nurses than the other professions since we've been in lifestyle yeah and so a blonde nurse but my dick hurt so bad that i didn't even care that's horrible my balls hurt everything hurt at that point in time so it was like uh but i did crack jokes i did crack jokes because i said hey look because she told me she told me get undressed put your lay down on the bed put your penis up on your on your cover it with a blanket cover it with a towel and put the drape over like the women have to do when they go in for a pap smear and I'm like I'll talk you through this I'm a grower not a shower my dick isn't that big and it's really cold in here there's no way it was stretching anywhere plus I'm kind of chunky so it wasn't going to go up and over my fucking stomach.

And she just laughed and stuff. You do feel that need to say that with a female in there. She's like, grow her, not a shower. Grow her, not a shower. Not that they're actually looking to fuck any of their patients. You're a sick person. They don't want to have sex with you. But still, you're just like, it's more impressive than this. I swear to God, it. Gosh, someone else I thought made a swinger reference. It wouldn't surprise me. Was it one of your kids? Might have been. I don't know. There was, yeah. So I'm glad. I would have been too. Your mom, when she was talking about tattoos.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And she goes, well, you can get up here. More people will see it. And she goes, well, okay, a few more people will see it. Yeah. And she goes, well, you can get up here. More people will see it. She goes, well, okay, a few more people will see it. I went and pointed to my shoulder. Well, Mom, at least you've come to accept that fact. Awesome. That's good. No, so anybody listening right now is going to go, oh, my God, I can't believe Amanda's thinking about playing. Oh, my God, she was looking at her. That's the way we do. It's funny, and I would be disappointed.

We would be disappointed if we didn't. I'm kind of getting the guilt feeling. Oh, I'm just fucking with you. Oh, my God. But it's kind of getting set up for tomorrow, so I don't know. So she's over it, is what she's saying. I have needs. It's been a couple of weeks. Look, but see, that's the joy of what we do. There again, that, see why communication is so important. You can talk about this stuff because, yes, I've been flipping your shit. Actually, it's only been like a little over a week. I know, you fucking slut. But that's all right. Taking videos. Anyways.

I'll make sure to send you pictures. No, because the last time you couldn't focus on anything but what you were getting pounded on. So you're not going to remember. I told him I wanted to get a picture that has like his leg like not show him per se but show his leg and me sucking his dick and he goes okay I'm like wait what really can I video it too and he goes that'd be fun oh fuck You want the selfie stick? You need to get your supplies ready for work tomorrow. Shut up. I will look funny. Is he going to pay for a fucking room yet or what? I don't know.

I'm pretty sure we're planning this at work. I don't even care. I'm pretty sure this is planned for work. Oh, God. Here we go. There we go. Dirty, dirty girl. It won't be as good. Hey, they all know I have my meditation place. They just don't realize what kind of meditation I'm doing. Yeah, no shit. Wait a minute. That's weird. That meditation got loud. I stay quiet for the most part. I'm going to lock the door this time, dumbass. The door is locked. You have the only key. Then don't worry about it. I don't have the only key. I have the master key. Well, there you go. There you go.

Make sure if we can get that one picture, his leg's blocking up against the door so somebody can't come in. Yeah, I thought about that the other day. See, we'll design this out for you way better. The other day, I'm like, why don't I have him laying up against the door? Then we'd know if somebody were trying to come in. Is there anybody in there? Anybody in there? I didn't say we were using our brains the first time. Well, wait, what? I have to see if it'd be different the second time around. Right. Research. We here at Casbah Inc.

I mean, would it be better because there's not nerves and shit involved? I don't know. I can't seem to think it would be better. It would be fun. It'll be cheaper. I mean, you know. Unless it costs you your job. That is not cheaper. It gets a little weird, but we'll worry about that. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. You know, it's all good. How much time do we have? Where are we at? You have like three, four minutes. Cole's wearing down. Okay, We'll end it. All right. So you know what? There you go.

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