Krazy Truth #9 Open mind, new sexual flavors

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Speaker2: Hey.
Speaker1: How are you guys doing? We are ready to roll for another episode of Fun and Debackery, where we answer your questions, and we just do things the way we fucking want to, because we can. All right, so we're going to start this show just like we do every other show. Fun sex news. Hey, okay, so for all you sports fans out there, there was a big thing this week with the World Cup and fucking at and fucking at the world cup. That's right. Fucking at the world cup. So the story was that they talked about two different teams and their policy on their teams for sex before games. And then we had two extremes. Okay. Are you ready for this? Okay. I know what team we want to party with party with okay so team one is the mexican team now the mexican team their coach is like yeah fuck all you want to so they in turn actually had a huge sex party that ended up involving uh including over 30 escorts and prostitutes uh it actually ended up making the news a couple of the stars on their team had to fly home uh and meet their wives to try to explain because it hit the news before their game and had to explain and apologize for that uh situation so there was this huge sex party uh they determined that that having to fly home apparently was some sort of a distraction when they had to go tell their wives why they were fucking hookers and and making it sound like it was part of team morale and then you had the other extreme which was germany and germany had a strict no sex while on duty no sex during the world tournament focused solely on the games okay so uh here's the thing they faced each other in the first round and guess who won no guess i have no idea i'm like i don't watch germany won that's right germany won oh so no so no sex so the reason why i talk about this is because almost every team they went through in the interview almost every team brings sex experts on as part of their team as their training program to try to determine how much is the appropriate amount of sex. So some teams have a philosophy that normal sex, some teams say you should have a whole bunch of sex. The Brazilian team, the folks back from the 60s and 70s, actually a couple of their superstars got a hold of the team and said the best way to win is to fuck as many people as possible so uh but the current the overall standing is that a fair amount of sex does not hurt or hinder or help necessarily a fair amount of sex is healthy but it does not hinder whether or not you should win so maybe mexico is feeling guilty about dreading telling their wife i don't i don't know but i can tell you which team i want to party with i am not down with the german way actually at all i am totally i am totally down with the mexican way so there you go so uh kids when you're getting ready to uh you know for a sporting event for all you for all you high school and college kids getting ready for the seasons coming up high school kids just say no uh for all you college kids make sure you get laid but make sure it's an appropriate amount and don't involve hookers and prostitutes if at all possible nothing says a world-class event quite like getting you know the herpaderp uh from a hooker you don't know that i'm just going out on a limb all right so moving right along so we're here today again today to take your questions like we always do and we've got some good questions today this is going to be a fun show okay are you ready for this i think so i'm not all right so here we go uh the first question this this question uh came from a listener nancy uh and her question was, would it be considered rude to post a desired cock size on a profile or for an event that you have a preferred, a required, not required, well, kind of a required cock size? Would that be considered rude no man there was zero hesitation there absolutely well now wait a minute you say no but what happened we always say personality wins over everything else so what you're saying is that reality is personality wins as long as they have a cock big enough to satisfy no that's not what i'm saying not in the least personality
Speaker3: does win but if you're out for a certain thing and you maybe your time is limited maybe her time is limited so she wants to make sure she gets the best bang for the buck so but okay now now okay so
Speaker1: I don't know. So she wants to make sure she gets the best bang for the buck. So, but, okay, now, okay, so, but what if it's a really, really nice guy? Just a hell of a guy, a sweetheart of a guy, but he's got a micropenis. But he's got a tongue game that'll take you to parts unknown. Does that change the ballgame? Can that can you say look you either have to have a an above average dick or a tongue the size of gene simmons just because they have a big tongue doesn't mean they can use it okay you have to have a big dick doesn't mean they can use it okay well there you go so then there's the thing so if you request a big dick then doesn't that mean you have to put other like things with it like have dick know how to use it have dick will travel but it all goes to anatomy well yeah that would be the size of a dick oh boy well okay so wait a minute but if you say it's got to be a certain length then you're going to have to have a certain girth so what should your ad say no you have to be able to hit the g-spot if you know where your g-spot is if it's like more internal than it is closer to the entrance then you don't want a small one to rub on it you want or you know you want to be able to reach it so all ladies need to have as part of their sex toy bag a tape measure so they can measure up in there and see where it hits till it gets there no well no i'm okay i get it and it makes sense again we talked about this
Speaker3: before you've played around and you know what you get off on you know whether it's this guy had this size and well it was okay i had this guy and he was this size and wow that was hot i had this guy Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you.
Speaker3: Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker1: Thank you.
Speaker2: Thank you. Thank you. Thank Coke bottle thickness dick. Good God.
Speaker1: And there's a cock for you right there. Whether you know how to use it or not, you're going to feel that motherfucker. Okay, so... I've got nothing. I can't argue that... It makes sense. When we saw it as a description, somebody on a website was looking for a specific size. I want this size and larger. Right. Do not email me if you're smaller. Right. Were you offended by that? It didn't bother me. Because you didn't fit that length. No. But now let's take a quick moment here. I do want to shout out to everybody. And Ms. Amanda can't attest to this. I am above average. Yes. Just saying. I'll say how big I am. But she wanted like. I'll say how big I am. I big i am i don't care she wanted like 10 yeah yeah she wanted what okay here's the thing if you want something big enough to club a baby steel then you need to call louisville and ask for a back okay i mean it it is what it is uh i mean no it didn't offend me because okay yes i'm seven and a half okay yep so so i get it so i'm seven and a half but the thing is is is uh that you know so i know i'm not the the biggest i mean if it was bigger i wouldn't be doing podcasts i'd be doing porn i mean it is what it is right but i like to think that i'm pretty handy with my tool i i've played around with enough enough years at lots of practice, practice, lots of practice through the years playing with it that I really know how to use it pretty well.
Speaker2: Yeah. Right.
Speaker1: So I like to think, and this is a guy's ego here.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: I like to think that I can take my seven and a half dick and I can fuck you like it's a 12 inch seal killer, but in a good way.
Speaker2: Okay. The look is just fucking bright. No get it i i'm making fun okay here's the thing is there anything wrong is it rude to ask for a certain size no it's not okay it's not it's much better to ask for a certain size than to have you know jojo come over and whip out his micro penis and have you go and start laughing at him so it's better to go and ask for a specific side do know if you are putting out there that you're like you're like being really specific on on dick size you could face some backlash there are some people that are gonna be like well what a fucking bitch you know yeah well i don't want a cooter the size of grand canyon either you know i mean when you agree though that can go both ways that some people could take that negative some guys are gonna get all butt hurt because their dick isn't big enough and so they're gonna you know she just didn't know what she's missing i think when i saw that post on the website it was we were really new and i was just like oh my gosh how rude well i get it right yeah that's because you've had some micro penises you've had a few you've had a few where you where you quit faking where you grab the phone and you're like playing on your phone i look over i never did play on the phone and and I was just like, wow, what least one had tongue game the other we the other one we knew we were in trouble that was the greatest time ever the look you gave me when we watched them start to have sex first and she was banging herself at the same time he was fucking her and your look at me was like priceless like oh fuck but there was no polite way to be like i'm sorry your dick is obviously way too small i gotta go yeah so i mean well it is what it is just know though you're going to have you're going to have the possibility of some some blowback yeah and here's the other thing okay so when you just specify on dick size what if what if you know you've got you've got 400 pound joe over here that with the you know jojo with the fucking he's got a 12 inch dick but he's got you know 18 inch of stomach does that sort of don't you have to put more specifications no No, no. Shouldn't you have auditions? What if it's a big dick and it doesn't know how to use it? It just lays there on flats and beats them around. I don't think she's going to have sex with every guy that has a larger dick. Really? You know, she's still going to... Why? No, I don't know. I would assume, knowing who she is, that she probably would weed out some of the riff-raff. Well, exactly. Here's the thing. Again, it's part of it, so yes, there's not a problem. But do know some people are going to think wrong. And hey, for you new people, I just want to throw this out here. Just because a dude has a huge dick, I've heard this from you many, many times, does not mean he knows how to use it yeah well is it not true no i could go into a story about um when i was um 18 oh do share so a guy i worked with there's he came over the apartment we're just kind of hanging out and then amanda start shit i wasn't even drunk wow i know and then he had like this 12 inch dick i'm like oh rock on i'm like okay and then he's going i'm like okay you have to stop and he goes why is it hurts. Yeah, but he was like 18 too. He was just, he was just, he was a young. He didn't know, he wasn't experienced enough. We'll put it that way. I've seen things with porn stars. There's a dude with one of the porn stars that's got like 11 and a half, 12 inch dick. And he's like, you have to learn that you can seriously hurt somebody with that. I mean, there was probably a good, you know, three or four inches that wasn't going in and i'm just like he was like going at some weird angle and i'm like dude that's just they're short if he's shoving all 12 inches up there that shit's hitting your lung okay you're breaking a rib somewhere on there and well it is what it is i'm impressed look here here's the deal i'm impressed with any guy with a 10 inch dick or bigger they don't pass out when it gets that is a lot of fucking blood going right to your cock you've got to you'd almost be shriveling now i had the other extreme when i was 18 as well went camping we were having fun it was it was actually just two guys and two girls i don't think any of us were a couple well i wasn't a swingers yet. Well, I wasn't a couple. No. Well, I was 18. Right. Well, there's 18-year-old swingers. I just had sex, you know. Just for a hobby. And there was this guy. We ended up camping, and we ended up in the same tent, making out. A great kisser. Rock on. This will be fun. And then he's going at it, and I'm like, can you stop? And he goes, why? I didn't realize how rude I was until I said, I can't feel it. Oh, sweet mother of fucking Christ. I didn't know. Oh, my gosh. Wow. I know I'm mean, but I didn't know. I am so totally. You are no go as miss amanda you're gonna go as bitch amanda oh my god okay i didn't wait a minute you're 40 47 now right oh really you're 47 you were 18 then yes it's great to know that there's some guys that we're gonna have to track down and listen so you can listen to the podcast you can tell him sorry so maybe he can get his life back on track. Because he's probably never tried to fuck another girl again because he was so crushed. We'll start with the monasteries and shit. Wow. I didn't mean to. I didn't know I sounded so mean. Maybe I was just really wet. Hell, I don't know. Well, at least you didn't say it hurts. Why why because you're tapping the outside of my lips it's never going to get in there go ahead oh my god you have some chapstick with that tiny penis i've learned since we started doing this that that's rude see i didn't know i didn't know i i he he didn't seem too crushed and well he probably went home with blue balls because he never finished how would you know it never went in he might have finished a couple of times oh that's true he could have been like you know the way her lips just gripped the edge of it that's hot oh god yeah hey you know what wait wait a minute no no no i wasn't an experienced kid i'd only had sex with like okay when i moved to nebraska that i went loose but um you know i'd only had sex with two people three people before i moved to nebraska and then i moved to nebraska it's really hard to believe you're a swinger i know well southern girls you know as i got if you don't mind the ego getting crushed it's all right from the time i moved to nebraska the time i met you i made up for it yeah yeah you did you did yeah fucking dirty girl i love this shit all right so hey we're gonna take this quick moment we're gonna go there we're gonna this quick moment. We just want to do a shout out to any guy that Amanda possibly had, Miss Amanda possibly had sex with during that time frame that she insulted horribly, crushed their egos, and maybe possibly made them want to never have sex again. She's sorry. She understands and feels your pain now. You know what? Now I know why you found so many fucking micropenises since we've been in a lifestyle. You know what that is? Karma. That is. Karma's a dude, and he's got a small dick, and he's coming for you, baby. Woo-woo. Ah, okay. I didn't mean to. I really didn't. I didn't realize it was mean. I wasn't trying to be mean. No, but here's the thing. To a degree, there's nothing wrong with that. Because let's face it. I'm sorry. However old you are, if you have a small penis, you know you've had a small penis for, you know, like all your life. So you better figure out other ways and other things to do. Fingers, knees, and toes, how the song goes. Whatever it is, you better figure out something else to fucking take and work on that. Because, you know, you're going to run into chicks that are going to be like, hey, it's not fun. Do you really want to sit there and just basically you're dry humping a girl till you start a fire? I mean, I mean, you know. Chalk it up for I had a big, huge, old, deep down southern accent that he would probably got him off just me talking to him. Look, if you of our whole shows just with your southern accent we'd have people coming all over the country just by listening to you okay they wouldn't have to see anything else you start doing y'alls i'm gonna be sitting here whacking off and that's gonna look weird on the video i always say y'all yeah but no there's there's a way to say you can say y'all like when you answer hey answer the phone, hey. Oh, now, Cole, please don't go there.
Speaker1: This is awesome. Okay, that's the sound of me jacking off, just so you know. Yeah.
Speaker2: We're going to do a whole show with you with a southern accent.
Speaker1: We're going to do a show about do southern accents.
Speaker2: Just get me drunk, and I'll just talk normal. No shit. Do accents get people off.
Speaker1: Because here's the thing. Just a southern accent, you give me a chick with an English accent. I know chicks dig guys with accents. You give me the right. East Coast accent, I don't know. I mean, it's kind of hot because, you know what? Here's the thing. It's when she's going, hey, you know. They sound mean. Shut the fuck up. Then it's kind of like a domination sort of thing. Sort of thing, you know. I'm like, they sound mean. You know, I don't know what to do all right we're gonna move on jesus good lord we're gonna move on that's that's gonna be a whole nother show wow i'm already excited for that show that's gonna be awesome we're gonna have people we're gonna have how many accents we can do we're gonna be in trouble because some of you're like that's stereotypical no it's not it's hot we're thinking it's solely for sex if that's what i grew up with what an accent well i know that's what how does anybody function down south if i moved down south i'd walk around with a boner because they're all used to it doesn't sound like an accent when you're down there it's when you move elsewhere that you go oh boy i do sound different well'll be like a nudist camp. I'll be walking around with my hand on my deck the whole time.
Speaker3: I have words that say.
Speaker2: Hi.
Speaker1: So you're in the quick shop. You need to put your penis away. Keep saying that faster.
Speaker2: Say it again.
Speaker1: Say it again. Say lottery tickets for me.
Speaker3: Okay, so when you were ordering pizza and you had my sister on one side and you had the pizza chick on the phone, were you getting off?
Speaker1: No, that was before your sister had a boob job. So now it would be a little bit different because she looks really good Thank you. side and you had the pizza chick on the phone were you getting off no that was before your that was before your sister had a boob job so now it'd be a little bit different because she looks really good since her boob job and i didn't get to see what the pizza guy looked like our tech guy our tech guy is totally a pizza chick our tech guy is totally looking with his shocked face but it's all right we're swingers yeah she went from she went from flat to not a like stripper like i'm gonna make video size but to a uh see a firm a firm firm don't go there they were pointing there boy i don't know well try it again cole's getting divorced all right let's move along shall we not with my sister well you almost saw my you almost saw my brother's dick at a bachelor party. I did see it. Yeah, remember that? That could have... He was drunk. We were all drunk. I was drunk. Yeah. Like, are you the same size as your brother? He goes, I think so. Yeah. Yeah, that was... He said, let me see. And he goes... Yeah, because then his fiancée goes, want to see cool yeah that okay that led to nothing that was like that was like two cocktails and about 10 years too early from being turned into some fucking penthouse form event cool look at her tits aren't they nice and i'm like hey well look at hers yeah yeah that came as close to fucking random four drunk people random that that was that made the fucking holiday of something special what should we get each other this year do those that's what you get each other when you told him that we were no shit i wonder if he turned around and went oh shit i shouldered my dick yeah no shit yeah i'm wondering if he's going oh what could have been yeah motherfucker you miss that shit maybe one less shot of me having to carry your ass in the house. Who knows where that would have went. Well, we'd been at the strip club earlier. We've been at the strip club. Oh, that had every makings of a swinger event known to man right there. We didn't. We just went to a bar. Well, but when we hooked up, when we hooked up, we didn't hook up. There was no hooking up. We met at a bar. When we met afterwards, that had every makings of a swinger thing. Yeah, it did. Yeah, that made holidays fucking awkward as fucking hell. Yep. Hey, hi. With Kurt's wife, I haven't seen her tits. Should I ask? God, I'm thinking that was how long ago? Too long ago. 19 years ago. 19 years ago, yeah. I'm sure I'd like to see my brother's face with that if you ask. Hey, do that one night We'll do that in front of the old family gathering You were laying up against the kitchen sink and whipped it out Yeah Remember when you showed me her tits And I showed you her tits remember that That'd be fucking priceless I was nursing at the time That'd be priceless He would turn like 50 shades of grey in my ass. Try 50 shades of fucking gray. He'd probably have a heart attack. Yeah, he probably would. Yeah, we don't want to go there. Do it in front of mom and dad. One night, tell me the story. I didn't hear the story. What happened that night? Oh, it's just not. Let's just leave it there. I almost fucked your former sister, your former daughter-in-law. No big deal. All right. So this is why we do these sorts of shows. This is what makes all kinds of fun i think his reaction is better than everything oh yeah the tech the tech guy's loving this he's dying over here uh all right the things he learned about us that we never told anybody yeah congratulations surprise um and now we're telling the world okay so moving how did we get there from there i have an aspirin i need an aspirin after that absolutely again how did we get there from there you know it was i don't know i don't know that that's going off on tangents like we always do that's the way it it goes. That's the way it goes. Yeah, don't mind. That sounded drunk.
Speaker3: It's called ADD.
Speaker1: Okay, so we do have other questions. We do have other questions. Sorry, I was looking away from the microphone. It just pisses my tech out. So we do have other questions. Lord only knows where these will go to. Okay, so this is like a two-part question, if you will. Okay. Dual question. Okay. All right, here we go. So, is it fair? This comes from Mr. S. Mr. S. Okay. Okay, that's a code. Okay. Okay. Is it fair that I only let her play with women that's the first part of the question and then the second question or second part of it is how do i get out of my comfort zone and allow myself to get into anything new do you want to take that first deep breath yeah here we go here we go i i see it i see it coming spew it out only because we were talking about it. deep breath yeah here we go here we go i i see it i see it coming spew it out only because we were talking about this earlier we were to come to find out this guy mr s mr whatever he plays with a female probably almost exclusive hell i don't know Mm-hmm I don't know. He's allowed to play with women, but she can't play with men. That's right. She's only allowed to play with females. That's fucked up. Why? Because you're pretty much saying, what if she were to to go okay you if i can only play with women you can only play with men and that's when the conversation gets because there's not a threat right exactly no i agree because his issue is probably a threat of seeing either seeing her with another man or intimidation of enjoying another man over him so you know all the insecurities that every guy goes through when you first start yeah no i i agree with you i i agree i think that now okay so i was a unique guy and when when we had talked about when we had talked about this for years and years and years right right uh and that i always said i wanted to have a threesome obviously i want to have a threesome with you and another girl but i also always said that it was only fair that if we're gonna have a threesome that we should have a threesome with me and another dude and you right and that we should actually do that first because obviously why should you know at that time you didn't know you were into girls and whatever so it's like why should you have to do something that you're not comfortable i'm not willing to and it always blew my mind how many guys absolutely were like oh fuck that man i don't want another dude's dick that close to me blah and it's like well maybe she doesn't want another chick's cooter that close to her you know so why is it okay to make the assumption that uh you have to be okay with a cooter in your face or some other chick's cooter juices on my cock and be a part of that just because i want that it shouldn't be so you know plus here again you know remember you're supposed to be fucking not sword fighting thing is is that that's not the first couple that we've heard that are like that no we know a lot of people that well not a lot but we've heard and met a couple of different couples that only play with another woman right right exactly and now here's the thing if that's as we always say with everything if you're both if that's what you both truly want if all she's interested in, if she really wants to be, she wants girl time, then fine, that's what you both truly want if all she's interested in is she really wants to be she wants girl time then fine that's okay but the way the question sounds it's not a matter of that's what she wants that's what she is allowed and so i'm with you on this i agree that here's the it's it's not okay it's not necessarily right to say i don't think it's fair to say that she can only play with girls and you can play with girls. I think your analogy is exactly right. If you want to say she can only play with girls, then you can only play with dudes. You know, and if you're not, I mean, granted, it's a little bit different because obviously if she's into girls, she likes that. She likes the girl time. But girls are going to have the same insecurities that guys do. Girls have the same insecurities about you having sex with another woman than a guy has insecurities about you playing with another man. Yes. Yeah. Well, and here's something to throw out here. For guys, if you're afraid of, because I can remember the emotions and the feelings it started you know you have this thing the first time you watch your significant other have sex with another man that you're like you know am i gonna be good enough is she gonna leave me for him you know what it does happen in this world there are there are girls that end up leaving their husbands for another woman ask emilio estevez okay he he can tell you about that or not emilio estevez uh um oh shit he was also in young guns god somebody help me the tech guy's not helping me the other dude in young guns that he played chavez okay we're worried i'll get i'll get that correct but it happens it it does happen that people so just if you're worried if your whole concern is that uh if she gets a different dick she's gonna leave you for that dick but if she plays with a woman then then you're safe Google Lou Diamond Phillips That's right Lou Diamond Phillips
Speaker2: That's right
Speaker1: He likes dick, she's going to leave you for that dick, but if she plays with a woman, then you're safe. Google. Lou Diamond Phillips. That's right. Lou Diamond Phillips. That's right. He lost his, his wife left him to be with another woman. Okay. So it can happen. So that's an unrealistic, it's an unrealistic fear. Yeah. My other thing would be what else is the, what else is the cause of that? Okay. For guys, I think, I don't think I'm speaking out of terms. Obviously, I don't speak for every man. I don't have that writer privilege. Most guys, it's pretty goddamn hot watching two chicks. Mm-hmm. Especially when you know one of them. I mean, it's hot to watch it on porn, but it's even more fun to watch it live and in person so that's hot but you have to you have to go you have to go the next step you can't even in a sub dom relationship in the lifestyle there are certain um there are certain things that are discussed in certain rules and in play. And it's not actually just a constant control thing of me telling what you can and can't do. Those things are decided ahead of time, is my understanding. So I would say no, it's not fair. I think you need to broaden your horizon. But now that leads us to the next question, which we're going to get to in just a second. We actually want to take just a quick moment here, and I want to take and thank our second-half show sponsors. The American Dream, half concert hall, half gentleman's club, always one hell of a party, with live music every Thursday through Saturdayurday night and adult entertainment entertainment every night never a cover but always a great time the american dream 7402 f street omaha nebraska all right so this leads us to our next question really the next part of that question really really well which is how do i get out of my comfort zone and allow myself to get into anything new? So the first thing I want to do is I want to take a shout out. I want to give, I want to give S a shout out for this. Okay. Because the second part of that question says to me and really speaks volumes of fact that he understands there's room to grow and he wants to grow right okay so that's that's half the battle he he wants to he wants to grow okay how do you get yourself out of your comfort zone and allow myself to get a new anything new okay literally i'm gonna defer some of that to you because like when it came to swinging in the lifestyle i was the one initially going um hey want to somebody else hey hey you want to do it want to do it i was the one that told you you know if you're by you can come out of the closet anytime i was i was the one that pushed for that for years and years and years right so it wasn't me trying to get 20 like 20 so it was it was how did you get out of your comfort zone and allow yourself to get into new things or have new people get into you really it works shut up what when it comes to actual swinging or what yeah well just i mean i'm we know why you initially took the you took the leap yeah to get you to shut up i thought i was hot but yeah but okay just because it was hot you had went from years and years to saying i don't want to have sex why would i want to have sex with anybody but you i don't want to have sex with anybody but you you're perfect how did we go from there to where we're at now it wasn't just because it was hot one time you're like you know what all that fuck it let's go or was it no it was literally it was like you know
Speaker3: what to get you to shut up you can find somebody that wants to fuck me let's do it really and that
Speaker1: and your response was really really are you serious i guess i'm lined up for next week
Speaker3: okay i can find somebody okay hold on that took like less than 10 hours and you did I don't know. really really are you serious i guess i'm lined up for next week okay i can find somebody okay hold on that took like less than 10 hours and you did we pretty much watched them have sex we didn't even swap no it was just like okay that was erotic as hell and so literally that was that was enough to get you that was enough to get you to totally just go with it yeah okay so let me do this was there any point in time fucking dirty girl was there any point in time in there anytime that you saw something whatever where you went i don't know if i want to do this anymore i don't know if this is i don't know if we're comfortable i'm comfortable with this anymore this is too much because we've done it all pretty much no we haven't when it comes to regular swinging we have there hasn't been a lot you haven't been gangbang yet uh and not going to sure i don't have a desire perseverance you just need a cocktail then we can go from there we'll figure out your desire changes based on how many shots you have just saying true okay so so the Okay. So the thing is, okay, but seriously, has there ever been a time where you're just like, you know, what the hell? This is too much. You know, there you go. No. As far as sex goes, no. Well, just swinging in general. Well, if if you're talking about my theory is is i'll try everything i'll try anything once maybe twice if it wasn't a good experience first time see why i said it's only a matter of time when the gang bang thank you very much i rest my case anyway so i always said that you know so i've been willing to to have floggers on my ass you have been willing to try uh knife play yes yes you have and then i've discovered what it was even more torture than that if you want to get it it's not really torture but you know what i mean tickle yeah tickle kills you and that's awesome if you ever get a chance drove our bdsm friend nuts he goes don't the don't the knives you know isn't that give you like a rush i'm like no he goes why and i said because i know the way that they're angled they're not going to hit me it's not's not going to stab me. And he goes, yeah, but it could fall. And I said, it ain't going to touch me. He goes, you're weird.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker3: I'm like, no, I'm a logical thing.
Speaker1: So let me give everybody a piece of advice. If you get the opportunity out there and you get to have sex with Miss Amanda, if you're doing a doggy style and you want to see her squirm, tickle her feet while you're fucking her.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: Because I promise you, she will squirm like a motherfucker, but she can't go anywhere.
Speaker3: It's only because you did it yesterday in that fucking truck.
Speaker1: I know. I know I did. I surprised you. She even all these years, they come up with new stuff.
Speaker2: Jumping.
Speaker1: It was great. she will squirm like a motherfucker but she can't go anywhere it's only because you did it yesterday i know i know i did i surprised you see even all these years i come up with new stuff jumping it was awesome keep doing that you'll break your day maybe but it might be well worth it okay so you were you were pretty willing then to to go so what that says is and this goes along with this question here's the deal you yes it was because i hounded you but you were pretty open to the idea when we went into it you didn't go into it closed-minded going this is gonna suck fuck this i'm gonna hate this no i went into it open-minded only for the reason my only biggest hang-up was i was heavier i was very insecure i hated my body i had bad self-image and my thought was nobody would want to fuck me right right which we all know is a bunch of crap and it's every chick says it and it is what it is you're hot and you know that's for a different show that's but okay so that's why i said if you can find somebody that wants to fuck me then we'll do it right but well the reason i bring that up is we always talk about we make it sound like you just gave in and you're like okay fine to get me to shut up but you watched porn before then you were already you watch porn and stuff like that so you already it's not like you were going to be super uh opposed you had an idea that it could be hot you went into open mind so so i guess what i'm saying to s is figured there had to be something there if there's that many people that were into it. Right, and you got off watching porn. Well, yeah. Okay, so I say the same thing to Mr. S, is give it a shot. Go into it with an open mind a little bit and understand when you go into it. Okay, yes, when you let her, the first time you let her play with a guy, and maybe the way to do it is a, I don't know, maybe it's kind of like a soft swap initially. You know, ease into it. If you're concerned, it's better to be honest and admit you're concerned and ease into it. That's not the type of people we are. We are like fucking, you're either in or you're out. So when we went for it, we went for it all. But whatever. But no, okay, no going into it. You you're gonna have some feelings you're gonna have some doubts concerns uh whatever that goes along with it excuse me and that's okay and that's natural the key is then how do you how you deal with it after the fact how many times on the way home oh god did you say did he have a big dick was it bigger than mine was it any good yes yes absolutely yeah i okay i've always been one that yes i've always i've always wanted to know that was initially anymore you don't care i i don't care i still am curious well yeah but okay obviously i was apparently partially just fucking stupid because i forgot how this whole thing worked remember kids uh that a dick goes in there and a baby can pop out so if it can stretch out to the size of a baby head it doesn't mean the only thing she can feel after she has a kid is something to the size of a baby's head. Okay, so I was one of those guys that initially was like, oh my God, if this guy's got this huge dick, is she still going to feel mine? You know, I mean, we're back to that club and seal thing. You know, if she goes in there and gets nailed by a Louisville slugger, is it going to stretch out? I know, he seriously thought that. It was a normal. Not the baby thing. When he sees somebody that plays with somebody that has a giant dick or plays with these massive-sized dildos he's like she ain't gonna feel me anyway what difference it doesn't matter if it's logical or not it doesn't matter if it's logical okay i'm sorry when you're when you're in the room and this dude whips out a fucking literally a louisville slugger it's autographed by fucking jose canseco and starts fucking pounding your old lady with it you're going that fucking thing is gonna be stretched there no way there ain't nothing next i'm gonna have to use my fucking leg okay and it's not rational and understand it's not rational but it's okay it's you know as a guy your emotions get the best of you and you forget the common sense factor that says hey yes you are gonna take in you are still gonna feel it and it it will shrink back to normal size and the whole nine yards you know where that comes from seriously where's that fear comes from you watch enough porn and you watch the fucking chick uh that the the gal that's gonna do the anal sex scene and that motherfucking thing is stretched out and she's got a gaping butthole okay and that thing's big enough that you could fucking drive a truck through yeah okay so here's the thing you're seeing one hole that doesn't go back to a real normal size real fucking fast. Okay. So it causes you to, it, it plants a seed and, and you have a thing. The first time you see a dude, okay, I have a straight dick. My penis is just like, when it's hard, it just, it's straight. It's just boy. It's whatever. And then you see the dude's got the fucking ski slope dick. And I mean, it looks more like a dildo. And then you've got, you know, know what they feel like i don't have a vagina okay so i don't realize i you know does it feel way different does it is it gonna go up and tickle your tonsils is it gonna poke out your belly i don't fucking know so i don't know how it feels so as a guy i'm curious does that feel better do you like that more should i try to break my penis so it's curved i don't know i didn't say it was rational i'm just saying these are things that go through your mind and and this is like you asked me a difference between circumcised and uncircumcised can you feel a difference no there you go see well i can't yeah but okay but here's the same thing you've asked me the same thing about if you can feel the difference when you're fucking a girl and the answer is yes you can yeah i've asked you because because where their pelvic bone is it does make a difference it absolutely i mean for the most part if it's wet it's wet it is what it is but i mean still it's where there are there can be a difference in how and how not how the sex feels but how part of it feels so it's natural to ask questions and want to know and especially when you first do it you have fears and no they're not rational fears but that doesn't matter they're still they're still legitimate fears there's still legitimate concerns legitimate concerns. And the key is that you have to be willing to take and talk about them afterwards. And talk about everyone. No matter how, no matter, even though I was sitting there going, well, are you going to feel my dick? No matter how stupid it sounds, you still have to be willing. You have to ask those questions. And you have to work through it. And slowly get into it. what i think you're going to find s is that as you do and you open your mind to new things and you try new things and you let her try new things you're going to find things that uh you didn't know were hot or you didn't realize how hot they were or that you might want to try them until you see it yeah yeah we we can we can relate to that directly which story which story which time i had never i never done the the choking thing on you i had never in all the years we've been together i never done the choking thing until the first time uh we were at that hotel hotel room with two other couples yeah well that was like that was like legitimate couple that we hooked up with in the lifestyle no was it the first one they weren't really a couple and so you could sense okay well okay yeah but that was one of them because we were nervous walking because it went from we're gonna meet a couple to oh we're meeting two couples and on the way it's like well we're gonna meet two couples give me some shots we started drinking uh but that was but that was the first time i'd seen you two guys and i wasn't one of them and that was when when he put his hand on your throat i was like i was supposed to be focusing on what i was doing and but that caught my attention i was like oh wait oh, wait, what? Oh, oh.
Speaker3: Yeah, and that's when it's like, well, that's kind of high. I never had done me either, obviously.
Speaker1: No, I was surprised. That was also the time that we saw the world's largest nut sack. Just on and out. God's honest truth. As God is my witness.
Speaker3: It wasn't the nut sack as nuts in general.
Speaker1: I didn't get as close as you did to examine them.
Speaker3: But all I can tell you is, you know, you take one of those plastic bags from a grocery store and you poof it with air, put it between your legs, that's what it looked like. That fucking, that was, that was, everybody there made a comment about it. I'm like, oh gosh, how could I compare it? You could make a balloon animal out of it. Granted, that was like eight years ago. seriously it was huge no his nuts were like that so you yeah so you put it so it looked it looked like two big googly eyes yeah it looked like golf balls it looked like two golf balls in a bag and they were wrestling okay a little bit bigger than a golf ball okay two soft balls in a bag and I'm serious. And, you know, kudos to the guy. And he could laugh and joke about it. I mean, what else were you going to fucking do? When the other girl was like, dude, I just have to say, you have the biggest nuts I've ever seen. I'm like, okay, so it's not just me going with the girls. The difference is the other girl was 23. Yeah. She was 23. So she hadn't experienced a lot of big nutsacks but man those could have those somebody could have got a concussion those fuckers started going i'm telling you what somebody was gonna get fucking knocked silly with those things whatever it was yeah okay it was it was yeah it was it was louisville slugger no that's you know what that is if you have a fucking penis it's 12 inches long and a giant nut sack they've got a baseball bat in the bag that carries it in no he was probably maybe between seven and eight he wasn't that big i well okay he was wow wow no but he wasn't like a foot long yeah Shut up. There used to be a time to come home and go, I'm so glad your dick's as big as it is. Now that doesn't even, seven to eight doesn't even cost you it's not really that big. Dirty girl. Miss Man is interested in any seal killers. If you have a baby seal clubbing device attached to your body, please. You said it, not me. I didn't mean it that way. Shut up. Amanda actually took a blow to the head from that giant ball of the bag of nuts and almost killed her. It was horrible. Well, you know, it was a bit rusty. That could have fucking suffocated you. You know that?
Speaker2: If that would have fallen over your nose with a dick in your mouth,
Speaker3: if that would have fallen over your nose,
Speaker1: you would have had a concussion, you'd been knocked unconscious,
Speaker2: you'd have had ball sex up your nose, you couldn't have been able to breathe.
Speaker3: So it really wouldn't have been a teabag what would have been.
Speaker1: That would have looked like the cartoons where they put a whole t-bone steak over somebody's face slap it makes you wonder though you know what if if you'd pull it up really slow it'd been like silly putty and had like your face imprint on it like makeup so you could like stretch it all funny and shit really it's gonna be hard if anybody listens i'm not gonna with them. They're going to talk about my genitalia on the podcast. Don't worry. It's all in good fare. He was a great guy. They were a great couple. We had a blast. That was a lot of fun. Yeah. I mean, we saw new things. It was like Ripley, believe it or not. God, let it go. No, that's all right no no no that that's all good okay so anyways again on the questions yes you need to let her play with it is unfair to let her just play with girls and open your mind ask go ahead and let her let her experiment with some other things star slow slow if you want to. Yeah, just dabble. I mean, just let her soft swap. Yeah, just the tip. Just the tip. Just soft swap. Just the tip to begin with. And then see how you feel, but just talk about it. I mean, I would assume in the lifestyle they've met other men. Is there another man that he felt comfortable being around that he would trust his significant other with? Well, and there's the other thing. Is that, okay, if you're used to playing alone, make it so with that that you play in the same room. Yes. So that you can see everything that's going on. This way, you have the safety factor, the confidence factor. Maybe instead, make it a threesome to begin with. You, her, and another guy.
Speaker2: That's a good idea.
Speaker1: This way, you're right there for all parts of it. She can be watching your reaction. She can make sure that everybody is comfortable. but the joy of the lifestyle is this we get into this because we want to have sex with or interaction with hopefully sex with people other than our our significant others that's that's why we get into this i mean unless you're single then then you don't you're just doing it because you want to get laid. But so don't limit yourself. Don't end up like taking it and putting yourself in a corner. Don't put baby in a corner. Don't put yourself in a corner and not try new things because then really you're missing overall what the lifestyle is about. The lifestyle really is not about finding another boyfriend or a girlfriend. Well, no. I mean, it's about trying new things and doing new things and having new adventures. Unless you're out there just to find an exclusive. Right. And if you are, then please just sign up for Tinder. I mean, well, I mean, seriously, it's that, you know. Well, when we first got in the lifestyle, there was a couple who were like, oh, they live here. Okay. Well, but we're looking for, you know, somebody exclusive. Yeah. And we were like, oop, red flag. Yeah, no. Abort, abort. We're not going on dates. No absolutely not because they were talking about going to the movies hanging out yeah yeah no yeah we we wanted to try and sample new things we weren't just looking for our new favorite restaurant i mean well seriously we want to try new things we want to do new experience new things that's the whole deal live on the edge find a new adventure you know uh find some new people to meet with and and to take in and hang out with and sample swinging is like the grocery store on a saturday it's about samplers that's what it's all about well it kind of is okay you've sampled bdsm a little bit you've sampled knife play you've sampled now some things you go i'd like to go back and maybe purchase the small meal and try it a little more often some things you've went i don't like that sampler i'll just skip it i mean is this am i not right you, but it's just such a fucked up analogy. Why is it fucked up? Because it's not a fucking grocery store. It's a buffet. Sorry, you're in the freezer section. Hey, there's some motherfuckers that are cold as ice and shouldn't be. We've found some that were cold fucking fish. You're like, oh, that's nice. Great. Yeah, go throw yourself out. Awesome out awesome we found some that were kind of fruity that we were we found some that were just a little too exotic for us right you know we're a little midwest we found some good old meat and potatoes that kind of you know yeah the solid go-to ones sometimes you're sometimes you feel like in that sometimes you don't i mean you're trying you're trying and sampling different things you can't eat steak every day sometimes you want to have like chicken teriyaki or whatever the case may be but how do you know you don't want to go buy the big family pack until you've you know tasted a little bit that tastes pretty good i'm never getting laid in the lifestyle again. It's awesome. What? You look at me like that doesn't make perfect sense. Have you not sampled different age ranges? To a degree. Uh-huh. Thank you. Thank you very much. Not completely. There's still some on the menu. The menu of life is still open. There's still a few ages that you're interested in. You had no bucket list items. I've had some bucket list items. I don't have a bucket list. Oh, bullshit. Bullshit. Really? What's on my bucket list? I don't know. It's your bucket list. I'm just open to everything. Well, I wouldn't go there go there your bucket list you don't have a set bucket list you have like a you have like a uh maybe if the opportunity presents itself list or well that sounds you have like a flavor of the month see some people go to the grocery store some people need like the like the pie of the month club to come to their house oh that does sound good i will sample that this time. That's how Nightblade BDSM stuff came up.
Speaker2: Because I watched somebody do it. Yeah, and then you were like,
Speaker3: I'd like to sample that.
Speaker2: It didn't mean that you wanted to eat nothing but that,
Speaker4: but it's like rope play.
Speaker2: It was kind of like, you know, you were like... It was hot to watch. It was hot to watch. Would you ever do it? There was somebody I trusted. I don't know if I would. So what you're saying then is after you got a slight sample. I didn't sample anything because it wasn't wrapped around me. You got to watch it and you'd be willing to maybe sample a lighter version of it. Do I necessarily want to be up from the rafters no right you don't okay so you don't want to go to a a rope play diner that that's all you can get next thing you know you're tied up to a chair in the punish me chair and shit and hanging upside down and swinging around but you would be okay with sampling it maybe just having like half a sandwich so to speak or just like a light like a light long light lunch at role play to relate this to food because people understand that okay so you would like to have maybe just a few knots a few a few times around a few knots but nothing extreme that's okay i'm the same way. Oh, my God. All right.
Speaker1: You know what?
Speaker2: So on that, before I end up getting myself in any more trouble, before this is all said,
Speaker1: You're not in trouble?
Speaker2: No, but I'm getting hungry. What's on your bucket list? What's on my bucket list?
Speaker3: Oh, I got all kinds of shit on my bucket list. Well, I've heard about singing on stage and having someone suck your dick. Or no, a hot girl from the audience that's been watching you come up on stage
Speaker2: Thank you. kind of shit on my bucket list. Well, I've heard about singing on stage and having someone suck your dick.
Speaker3: Or no, a hot girl from the audience that's been watching you come up on stage and suck your dick.
Speaker1: And then taking me to the back and fucking after I go off the stage, yes. I will be singing July 28th, just saying. Yeah, no, you know, my bucket list, I don't know. I don't have a bucket list. Yeah, let's stick with that. I want to sample everything. That's the way it is. My bucket list tends to be more specific. It tends to be more targeted. Some of the things on my bucket list actually involve you and a bucket list, but so we got to combine buckets. Yeah, you can look at me that all you want. No, I'm not going to explain that. Okay, my bucket's empty, so. Well, hopefully we can fill that for you soon. Oh, yeah, start the music. Yes. What? Oh, yeah. So, God, now I'm so excited to get off the air carrier C-Stream. We'll talk more about buckets next to take a quick second again we want to take and thank uh all of our sponsors uh for today's show uh again uh don't forget we want to thank swing towns.com register today for free and make sure that you take and put that they were you referred by the Crazy Truth. That's www.swingtowns.com, Crazy Truth. And also, The American Dream, always one hell of a party, 7402 F Street in Omaha, Nebraska. Make sure you go out and see those folks as well. And with that And with that We come to the end of another show Obviously we've got some great topics for the next ones You'll want to tune in and not miss any of those as well Make sure you take and follow us You can follow us all over the place You want to take and follow us on our Facebook page That's Crazy Truth on Facebook Make sure you follow our Twitter At Truth Crazy Yeah Fucking I'm a moron Also we are on Instagram
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