Krazy Truth #78 A successful Meet and Greet

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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i'm your host with the most and a little bit hungover, Cole. And I'm here with the lovely and completely unhungover, Miss Amanda. Hey. And we are here with season two. You know, we're coming to a close of season two pretty close. Pretty quick. We are. Yeah. Season two, episode 77, the hungover edition. Ta-ta-ta-ta. Only Cole. Only by Cole. I'm only kind of hungover. Let's specify that. I'm only kind of hungover let's specify that I'm only kind of hungover which is a good thing you drank a lot look here's the deal I just want to put out there right now anything that happened last night because of the event is solely the fault and responsibility of that son of a bitch cocksucker that I ride with the captain that motherfucker every time we go sailing i go sailing with the captain weird shit happens just saying but we made new friends we influenced new people we scared the fuck out of a new bar so it was pretty much it was successful we were fun hey that 22 year old waitress with blue she'd have fucked me. Let's see. You spit all over somebody's hair. No, I styled her hair. There's a total difference. You styled her hair with wet fingers. Okay, that you wet with your mouth. So you tried on people's hats. You gave one gal a lap dance with a cowboy hat on. Yes, I did. The waitresses were trying to teach you some honky-tonk line dance thing I've never even seen before. That was comical. You proceeded to dance around and put your suit coat between your legs and do that little towel-y thing. The thong. Whatever. I don't know what it's called. Butt floss. Let's see. What else? I rang up an $80 bar bill and that was just me alone that was pretty good that's i had two drinks on there yeah you were eight dollars of that bar bill the rest is mine uh yeah the bar did love us oh yeah and they close early they close at one in that part of the state hell you know what was sad about that was the fact when i was up begging when i took the two waitresses and the the bartender i'm like hey look we're all law-abiding citizens they get all that but here's the deal you're a bartender i used to do this for a long time we all know there's one fucking bar dive bar in this town somewhere that doesn't give two fucks about the law which one is it no no nobody does that i'm like seriously come on you can tell me seriously no and then the one that the young the young waitress 22 is like i'm like how about a good house party she's like you'd go to a house party i'm like fuck yeah i'll go to a house party as long as you know it's fucking not a bunch of tools there i like to be the only tool in the room and uh no i don't know of any so yeah we could have ended up at some fucking frat party so the bar closes at one but you can buy beer and they'll sell you beer and wine actually they're not're not supposed to sell hard liquor, but she said I would make an exception. She was willing to sell me a bottle of rum because that's what the fuck I needed. Oh, my God. No, you didn't. But you didn't even make it to the interstate before you passed out. When we were headed out to the car, which I was riding, but they were responsible. I was riding. The staff was all having a cigarette. They had like a like a smoking area with picnic table and i'm like hey and i just immediately go run over and sit down with him and start talking to me and it's just like oh fucking i'm never gonna we're never gonna leave yeah it was awesome so uh so this morning we had one aspirin in the house i found that motherfucker at 8 30 this morning uh and and i wasn't too horribly hungover i'm still not too horribly hungover uh but like 10 30 11 i had that scared hunger you know where you're hungry but you really don't know if you're gonna eat because there's a really good change you're gonna fucking puke your guts out from it so but i didn't thank you very much 11 uh, double tall, burnt for coal, and we still held it all down.
Speaker2: And someone did a shot. And someone got a shot.
Speaker1: And a shot, yep.
Speaker2: It tasted good. I'll have that as a drink next time.
Speaker1: I'm sure it did. I couldn't tell you. Look, my tongue was so fucking numb by that point in time, you could have poured gasoline on it. I'd be like, this tastes great.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: So we've had people that weren't with us. There was a a couple there's like five of us out dancing on the dance floor two of us turn around and see this guy sitting up at the bar had his legs propped up on the bar which ew but he had his jeans around his ankles and he's just sitting on the bar stool in his boxers see and who the Who the hell does that? He was trained. Here's what sucks. I miss that. But as soon as I heard about it, I was like, well, this requires that I must go get a selfie with him. And you did. I go run over. I'm like, hey, dude. He's like, let's take a selfie. And I just grabbed a selfie with him. He's like, sweet. I just got in trouble for not having not having pants I'm like why the fuck do you think I'm here and he was with this definite barfly older lady barfly she was fucking barfly and a half and she's like she was wasted I mean fucking she made me look like yeah she made me look like well here's sober Johnny and she goes who are you I'm like, I'm Cole. And she goes, but who are you? I'm like, I'm Cole from Lincoln. She goes, oh, but who are you? I said, I'm a rock star. It's your lucky day. Let's take a picture and took a picture with her and ran off. But before she left, she did make sure to grab my ass on the way out. So there you go. She did. She was trying to get by you. Yeah, she was trying to get by me. Alright. Yeah. Something like that. So, needless to say, winning friends, influence people. It's what we do here in the world of Casper. So, last night, I said I would do this podcast pantless. Okay, so for those of you... I have my... For those of you that are only listening, for those of us that we record this live in front of our secret... I have to, like, cover private. Yeah, no shit. Our secret, secret... Oh, you can't... Oh, well... Our secret, secret Facebook page, Crazy Kazma. And it's... It's live, so they're actually going to see the fact that she is pantless, but she does have to cover, you know, the cooter-icious, cooter, fuck, cooter-licious parts, because otherwise we'll be in jail. I'm like, I have some coal between my legs. That's your cooter. Cold air or wet? What do you expect is going to happen? I thought it was wet, and I'm like, I don't know. Is that an ice machine? No, no, just my cooter. Okay, should we? I have a blanket wrapped around me. I'm sitting on a blanket. Okay, so we Blanket wrapped around me I'm sitting on a blanket Okay, so Well, what else was I going to do with it? It was like a fucking leftover fucking loogie or something Okay, so anyways So shall we You should have learned that last night I'm sure we'll watch Everybody listening watch for the fucking wanted wanted posters hey there he is okay so um so i did actually have questions this week we do have questions and stuff and things and words and crap uh and so we're gonna attack them with a vengeance but before we do real quick hey we want to make sure that uh you know where you can go get of your Crazy Kazba, which for those of you listening, Crazy Truth, Crazy Kazba, we're all part of Kaz Bank, where you can go get your Crazy Kazba gear, which includes panties, booty shorts, shirts, patches, and window stickers, and so very much more. Make sure you visit at www.crazykazbah.com and pick up your merchandise today. Still plenty of time to get it to you for Christmas. Everybody needs something that says, fuck off, swinging with style and attitude. Get your shirts today. All right, so let's delve in, shall we? Of course. You know what? It's one thing to do with pantless. You could be jacking off and no one would actually. The Facebook wouldn't know. You would. I know I would. This is going to be the greatest show ever. I don't know. For some reason, once an hour of cold is going, oh. And then you go. For those of you listening, that's Amanda licking her fingers after she just stuck him on her cooter. Anyways, all right. So, finger licking good. Again, we're going to need a moment of your time. Okay, so first question. This question comes to us, and I believe it's Malika. So, Malika, if I butchered your name, I apologize. I am hungover. I chose the hardest name possible today, so I have an excuse. Anyways, Malika is from Washington State, and her question to us, and I thought this was kind of a good question. This is something new we don't get all the time. She goes, obviously, she's been a long-time listener. Are you trying to hypnotize the microphone? What the fuck are you doing over there? Jesus Christ. Sorry, she's got her pants off, and all of a sudden, she's everything. This is like that Tootsie Roll commercial in the 70s. What if the whole world was a Tootsie Pop? All of a sudden, she's looking everything like a dildo. Okay, anywho, so she's a longtime listener, first-time writer, first time sending something in, and she goes, you guys have obviously been in the lifestyle quite a while. What is the best thing that's come out of you guys being in the lifestyle? What's the number one thing that you go, it's been like the best selling point to be in the lifestyle? When I got it, I said, what do you mean? Our best experience? She goes, no, what's the one thing that's been the most positive or the biggest, other than a sexual adventure, what's the number one thing you love about being in so it's kept you in almost a decade amanda can't answer right now because she's currently going but that's a really good question it is i'm like going okay i this question came she sent us this question on Wednesday and uh so oh so you've had time to think about it but you didn't share it with me to give me time to think about no I didn't because that's what I am I'm a dick uh so but I mean yeah well it wasn't do you want a minute is that what you need yeah so go ahead I thought I was gonna burp with the no for sure Okay jesus christ uh okay so when i thought about it really okay obviously the stack stuff is cool right and i'm like torn like okay there's there's been we've met a lot of great people that are now friends you know they're pretty good friends with us and pretty great friends and long-term friends that's been pretty cool uh just the opportunity to you know meet new types of people new worlds all this kind of stuff go to fun events those are all things that are like rattling my brain but i think the number one thing for me that has been the biggest plus of the lifestyle i think people that's a plus for a lot of people is that uh it allowed even us and we've always had a really strong open relationship communication We'll be right back. plus of the lifestyle and i think it'd be a plus for a lot of people is that uh it allowed even us and we've always had a really strong open relationship communication relationship right it's allowed us to be more open about our freak side or or you know what i mean or to to go ahead it's opened a world of shit we didn't even know that a was okay i mean seriously and b that we might be interested in and see that we would actually want to to try and do so i mean it's it's open like i wouldn't say creative it's not like you know now i know how to blow glass or anything like that but i mean well you know what i mean but it's like allowed it's allowed a part of us that was always there we found an outlet to to go and explore it where maybe if we'd never gotten a lifestyle we just that would have always been repressed or suppressed or whatever and we never would have explored which means we wouldn't have been living our lives to the fullest i mean i think that that's a big one for me were you just listening to my answer and hoping that someone was going to speak or what no no
Speaker3: We'll be right back. I mean, I think that's a big one for me.
Speaker1: Were you just listening to my answer and hoping that someone was going to speak or what?
Speaker3: No.
Speaker2: Well, I'm listening to yours, but I'm also trying to come up with my own, so my brain's trying to do double duty here. It's kind of like, you know, you get home at 3.30 in the morning, fight dogs until 4.
Speaker1: You should get a spouse that would help you with that. Wait, your spouse was drunk and passed out in bed already.
Speaker3: That's right.
Speaker1: I remember that now. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker2: Thank you. you should get a spouse that would help you with that wait your spouse was drunk and passed out in bed already that's right I remember that now yeah A we've met people that every step of the way in your life you meet people that are supposed to serve a purpose and so whether they come in and stay in your life or they come in and they come out right exactly they were meant to teach you something and we've had a lot of growth yes yes in that process of people that have come and gone right exactly but on a personal side like a very personal side i don't know how much more personal you can get than that you're sitting there naked you're sitting You have no pants on, dogging the millions of people. Go for it. With a blanket across my life. This is cold.
Speaker3: But. side i don't know how much more personally you can get than that you're sitting there naked you're sitting with no pants on talking to millions of people go for it with a blanket across my life this is cold um but on on a more okay more intimate level right it has we've always had a great communication and when it came to sex it's more of a hey let's try this let's try this hey well move over this way oh well if you did this a little bit longer i'd get off now our communication is way beyond that right so it's grown even more than it did before right right i agree with that i agree with that i think even our non-verbal communication when it comes to well seriously when it comes to in the bedroom i think our non-verbal communication hasn't which is look here's the communication. And any couple, if you're going to be a successful couple, whether married, whether you're just a long-term couple, you know, gay, straight, doesn't matter. If you're going to be a successful couple, we always talk about, right, it's communication. But it's not just the verbal communication. You know, remember the extreme song, more than love. If I get to say anything other than love, you know, that that's the whole concept so it's helped our non-verbal because now we we're more in tune we're more we're more in tune with with a lot of that kind of stuff and it's like you didn't even you didn't even know you were missing it till you found it type thing so you you know yeah we've explored a hell of a lot more than we did before shit yeah we have i look we were i think as a couple we considered ourselves relatively we we weren't you know we're not squares a little 50s for you you know i mean we're pretty hip young now drink pepsi type people but or so we thought so we thought that's the key but I can remember like okay so if we would do something new when we finally find something to do something new a new a new position a new something whatever it might be and it was like well we both like that and then what ended up happening was you started to do it all the time non-stop every time so it was new but then eventually became not new and it's like you know it almost i can remember one time when we first got in the lifestyle or shortly after we got in the lifestyle i joked or said it's funny because a lot of times when we would fuck it was like okay touch right boob touch left boob suck nipple nipple, lick, lick, buck, lick, lick. It becomes, and that can happen to anybody.
Speaker2: And it's not saying it's necessarily bad, but there's more to life than that. You have to keep the spark there.
Speaker1: Well, and here's the other thing that's been great about the lifestyle. You learn a lot of shit you don't like and you don't want. And there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, here's the challenge. On this show, we talk a lot of times. We answer people's questions. A lot of times their questions are i won't say negative but it's about a negative situation lifestyle right and that's why i love this question so much because it was like the positives because there's a shit ton of positives being in a lifestyle i don't think that we have ever found a like-minded group or community or whatever that is for the most part I'll see you next time. that we have ever found a like-minded group or community or whatever that is for the most part right for the majority as caring and loving and as committed as life and supportive as lifestyle and obviously it's not 100 because look there's some douchebags right there's probably a lot of people think i'm a douchebag yay but they just have to get you drunk they just gotta get me drunk then same with miss amanda he'd be surprised to do when she's drunk but there but there's in terms of like being overall supportive i mean you don't we've been members of a of a mega church before we've been you know when our kids are growing up the pgas and all that shit and scouts and all that stuff no community has been as consistently supportive of the community of each other as the lifestyle has agreed and and maybe some of that's just the midwestern shit right to agree with it could be yeah but overall it's like that and that's pretty fucking cool you know that's a huge plus yeah we're like-minded the fact that we also like to fuck each other's spouses bonus i mean let's face it in all those other activities there were spouses we would like to fuck but it just wasn't appropriate at church to go hey by the way great sermon coffee donut can i bang your wife we've had we've seen we've seen people that have uh needed help moving and got people to help them move where their own family or friends wouldn't stand up yeah we've seen people that needed car work done and someone come over their house and work on their cars we've seen people that have had surgery or have been injured and needed help scooping snow and somebody would come over and help scoop snow and it's stuff that your family friends you know even the close people are too busy yeah to help you yeah it it you constantly see the very best of the lifestyle i mean we've been fortunate you know we we did we did a benefit in a blizzard for one of our members and and this is okay this is really important this is nothing about what the benefit of what we did that no it's about the fact that it was a fucking blizzard they closed the interstate they closed the interstate for three days we're in the midwest we're used to snow there were people that literally we still had a great crowd that still fought the weather to be there and then people that were there immediately jumped on board because we're it you couldn't see you could see less than half a block away when the snow hit so jumped on board got a hold of all their kit groups their me we groups all their other groups to bring it live we had other people that jumped in and ran around took pictures of all the shit we were auctioning and so they could take and put it get the auction going live and the event going live and everybody just came together nobody and all anybody wanted was so that we could raise as much money as possible. And you didn't have to beg. You didn't have to plead. You didn't have to ask. It was just everybody just did it. And, you know, that kicks ass. We've watched people with GoFundMe pages and different, you know, having the page. We see that all the time. But in a world that everybody doesn't give two fucks about anybody else, it's fucking cool to see the outpouring that is on our page. Probably one of the most depressing things of our page has been this last year. We've had a lot of posts for either people that have passed away or lost family members, and it always blows my mind. You'll see their posts on their regular facebook if something like that happens right and how many parts whatever or messages are put on there and then you see the one that we put on our page and it's flooded and and it's it's genuine all the offers so you know that's the stuff that makes the lifestyle the lifestyle i I think's the the best parts of the lifestyle all the way through so i thought that was a great question i'm like all right sweet we can do that question that's different and i know something new now the next question cool why are you an asshole i don't know what it was uplifting till you ended on a negative note that's okay it wasn't it wasn't negative it was true it's positive no it's true it is it is true and that's and okay so uh and that you know the other thing i think i'm gonna put this in there is it's been really cool since we started doing the podcast all the people that you know again we're as we always say on here if you're educated then this is on a subject this is our opinion if not then sure it's knowledge but how many people have uh come to us just because of the time we've we've been in the lifestyle so we have some experiences with this shit that have come and listened and said hey you know what thank you you know that that helped with the situation because we're far from fucking perfect i know that's hard to believe most people think that I assume I'm always perfect, but we're far from perfect. But anytime that we can help somebody avoid some of the fucked up shit, uh, I don't know. Cause last night I was telling some of those stories again. Some of the first, some of the first time stories. And it's like, look, if I can help anybody avoid a fucking, some of the cluster fucks we've meandered to drift through in the early part of our journey. It's just part of it. A chick speaking in tongues when you're fucking is not just part of it. Hey, anybody can run into that. Again, run away. Do you know how many people we probably helped redesign their house? Because I said you should never have, it's awkward and hard to fuck under the the picture wall we love jesus and our family and you're fucking under all the family pictures so i hope that maybe we've helped somebody you know make it so that because no amount of fucking blue pills is gonna make you fucking get hard when you've got grandma and grandpa looking down at you just saying very true anyways Cole has to dig lots of water breaks
Speaker2: because he's dehydrated imagine fucking that yeah talk about non-verbal communication you had me buffaloed last night i cannot believe how well you were hiding it from me. I wasn't doing it on purpose, Pumpkin. Uh-huh.
Speaker1: I'm telling you, I was having fun, and so the adrenaline was kicking up, and all of a sudden it snuck up on me. It was ninja rum. It came out of nowhere.
Speaker3: I'm like, yeah!
Speaker1: The next thing you know.
Speaker2: That last one was strong as shit.
Speaker1: Oh, yes, it was.
Speaker3: Oh, great.
Speaker2: Give that to us a half hour later on the way.
Speaker1: Hey, you did not have to stop the fucking car. I did not, but I refused to stop and get something to eat even though i was starving because i was afraid if i stopped then it would cause disaster i'm like just get in the car and go i didn't even light a cigarette when i got in the car no you did not i just now realized that that is normally the first thing you were passed out yeah i did i don't because i usually radio up singing there was one time you mumbled something but it wasn't coherent normally i would get in light a cigarette and have the window down to get started and i didn't even i didn't do that no you didn't man that was coming on like fucking none you crack the window once and i'm like look over and you're still sleeping so i'm interrupt that. By the way, I'm going to turn the heater on because I'm free. Miss Amanda figured out you can do 90 miles in about 30 minutes at 150 miles an hour just to get home before dumbass wakes up and starts puking all over. I did not. I drove the speed limit. If you'd have known, would you have woken me up if you'd have remembered the chaos that was coming when you got home with the dogs? Because I remember you going, come honey you got to get out of the car i remember that and then next day i remember it was the dogs fighting in the bed i mean you literally went straight in straight into bed and left me let the dogs out we've been gone for six hours almost 12 hours we've been gone like have to let the dogs out I have to see what's going on Did you just yawn Maybe It can happen I didn't mean to Just saying Like he should be tired I didn't sleep good I was busy apologizing my sleep all night Jesus should have been
Speaker2: my lord I don't get hangovers
Speaker1: no no because you puke all over so I have to babysit you with that instead
Speaker2: thank you very much
Speaker1: well I know but I mean the last time when it was your turn it was my turn I made sure it was my turn first we didn't run into that awkwardness where also we're both drunk I'm like oh fuck now we gotta get a room because we didn't think this through Thank you. When it was your turn, it was my turn. I made sure it was my turn first. We didn't run into that awkwardness where also we're both drunk. I'm like, oh, fuck. Now we got to get a room because we didn't think this through. Yeah. At least it was at a hotel that we could have done. This night cost $250. Why? Because he's an idiot. Okay. Anywho. Shall we press forward? Sure. You seem so sure. How much time do we have until break? Where are we at even at here? We're at 25. What day is it? Sunday. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Hold on. Let me. I'm not totally as prepared as maybe I have been on other adventures and times and other shows.
Speaker3: Really? Ding.
Speaker1: I know that's extremely.
Speaker2: You flipped me off.
Speaker1: I know that's extremely hard to believe and imagine. Well, I would have, but somebody took me out drinking and turned me loose with no adult supervision. She didn't take my wallet. But I did do the mature thing. I did tell the waitress towards the end that if I asked for any more, this is how drunk I was getting. This is how bad it is. I knew. So I told the waitress, if I order another drink from you or any more drinks that I order from you, ask her to make sure it's okay. So I totally turned total adult responsibility.
Speaker3: You did.
Speaker1: I was impressed.
Speaker3: Over.
Speaker2: And there was one time she goes, can you have another drink? I said, how about a water first?
Speaker1: They're bringing me waters. Not even being asked for, they're bringing me waters. That was very fucking thoughtful.
Speaker2: They felt that you needed some water.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: They were just like, oh, my God. We got a train wreck running through here.
Speaker3: Anywho. Okay.
Speaker1: So we got, where are we at?
Speaker3: I don't know. Yeah. They're just like, oh, my God. We got a train wreck running through here. Anyhoo. Okay. So we got, what, where are we at? What? 26. So we got like four minutes? Yeah. Go ahead and do half. Oh, fuck yeah. Now I'm all discombobled. Son of a bitch. Okay. So let's take a quick break. Let's take a quick break. What's that look for? Aren't look for aren't you usually what discombobled no i'm organized like a fucking fine swiss watch are you shitting me things are just like millions of working pieces gelling together as you're as she's fucking okay for those you well nobody can see because you're on facebook you'll you only see what we want you to see of the fucking, of the studio. She's looking around the studio slash my office and the mounds of chaos that surround us. Oh, I was staring at you. Now, Grant, if you want to look at that table, it's full of papers and shit. Well, if you look right on the other side of the table here, then why do you think I have the camera? Don't move that. Remember, if you stand up, you need that. That was a placement. That was pussy placement. Don't be moving that shit around. Yeah, no, yeah no normally normally i am very organized just saying not really i have my own form of organization yes my organization on papers in a desk is similar to the organization in my brain chaos i'm the squirrel on crack all right so let's go ahead but you don't dare touch it because he knows where everything's at no shit he can't find it touch it, he can't find it. Oh, break your fucking fingers. Okay, so trust me, a dog or two has discovered that. Nothing was worse than I was in here working one day. That was the last week or two weeks ago. This is totally unrelated. Nobody cares, but I'm going to tell it anyways. And the dogs were playing in here. See, we have a, what do we have? We have a chin-pow. Or chin-pin, chin-pow. That's a drink, isn't it? Chin-pin't chin pen we have a chin pen that we adopted so he's 18 months old and this is little fucking 12 pound fucking rat running around i love him to have a little rat and then we've got our great doodle which is a cross between a great dane and a and a poodle and it's a great doodle and they were chasing each other in in why i was trying to work in here right and they blew into one of my tables and so when these two are chasing each other i mean this is just like tom and jerry cartoon type shit they're like dust clouds and fucking stars and shit and they hit one of the tables and fucking shit just it just it was like somebody shot a jet stream into my through the office the papers just flying everywhere. And as they're just drifting down, I am losing my fucking mind. I'm just like, and the dogs, initially it's shot out of the room. And then they come sprinting back in. Well, the papers are still falling. But there's still on the floor. As they hit the papers, there's just a mass of dogs sliding and there's papers everywhere and they're still just sitting there. So then they've stopped. And I mean, I'm just losing my shit. Right.
Speaker1: And and the last paper comes out and the dogs are just looking at me. And what does the little chin pin do? Gives the first piece of paper, bites into it, shakes his head and runs off with it. So now I'm chasing. And then the dog, it's like, I could have fucking you almost came home to no puppies does not surprise me anyways okay so quick halftime so quick halftime hey don't forget our i've never done this before obviously fuck me flame number yeah yeah or liquor uh okay so hey have you got your tickets yet to the hottest party of 2020? Why the hell not? You need to be in Omaha, Nebraska, January 17th through the 19th for crazy winter nights. This is a party like no other party you've seen. We've got the best of Swinger, the best of King, the best of Pauly, all combined into one giant event hotel weekend takeover. So to get your tickets today, visit www.crazy, that would be with a K, K-R-A-Z-Y, winternights.com. Get your tickets today for the weekend so we can get you your room booked. We're going to have a huge vendor fair, over 100 vendors. We've got over an 8,000 square foot dungeon. We have seminars from some of the top presenters in the country on poly swinging and kink. We'll also have speed meet and greets and so much more. Get your ticket today. Don't forget you can get both either a regular ticket. Right now they're $55 per person for the weekend or one of our special dinner tickets where we'll have a special masquerade, high protocol kink dinner and also also a special dinner with Miss Mandai and I, or one of our VIP tickets. So get your tickets today. Can't wait to see you there. www.crazywinternights.com You just say something while I take a drink after this. I was pausing, waiting for it to be done. Oh, waiting.
Speaker3: Your voice goes low.
Speaker1: That's sexy as fuck.
Speaker3: That's because I put shit on your chair that you're sitting on.
Speaker1: You didn't know it. Whatever. My hands are cold.
Speaker3: Oh, good. And now they're on me.
Speaker1: Excellent.
Speaker3: All right. So moving around, we need to do another question.
Speaker1: Yes, we do. God. Burping rum. 17 hours later. Knock it off. And pizza. That pizza sucked. It did. No, horrible. Dogs are getting a treat. Okay. I'm like, anybody right now is going, what the fuck? Who the hell cares? Dinner. Pizza. It wasn't very good. I'm seeing, yeah. That would be good drunk food. I should have had that last night. Nope. Anyways. Alright, so our next question comes to us from J&J. I know that wasn't a hard name. I said I saved all the hard names. I lied. I just had the one hard name. J&J they are reaching out to us. Where are they reaching out to us from? Michigan. Hey, there you go. J&J from Michigan. Reaching out to us. Okay. They just wanted to us from michigan hey there you go j and j from michigan reaching out to us okay they just wanted to say hi they actually sent two emails it was really kind of funny the first one was love your show just wanted to say hi and it wasn't signed by anybody i was like okay and i got another one that was like hey sorry we didn't mean to get send yet we went together our email our email. It happens. Okay. So their question, J.J., they're relatively new in the lifestyle, relative being like about a year. Okay. Okay. I think when I got back in touch with them, I can't remember now. It seems like they said like 10, 11 months, something like that they've been in the lifestyle. So almost a year. So they had two questions. One, at what point in time do you go from being a newbie to not being a newbie okay which that's an excellent question keep that one in mind okay okay that remember okay and the second part of their second question was how is the best way to maximize meet and greets so when i hear something like that it's like okay that can mean a whole lot of different things you know maximize meet and greets does that mean how do you maximize if you're attending one how do you maximize if you know you're you want to put one on or you know there's just a lot of different things on how how do you maximize a meet and greet and they're they're on that part what was the first question oh my god see you really you're not fucking listening how long are you newbie yeah there you go stick with me kid jesus by the way so everybody else stays with us amanda still has no pants on uh so but so i got back to what what do you what do you mean by that okay and their thing is they want to down the road put on meet and greets but they don't know that they're maximizing the meet and greets that they go to and so i was like well what do you you know kind of describe what you mean they're like how do you basically the question really boils down to what is a successful meet and greet and i'm like okay that that makes more sense to me because ultimately what they're saying was are are we maximizing it enough correctly here's what it amounts to they're not getting late every time they go to a meet and greet does that happen yeah but i mean blowing it down i mean really that's as more as they kept trying to describe it it's like they're not they're not necessarily getting late at every single meet and greet and so or maybe every single one they don't necessarily meet new people that they constantly want to hang out with so they don't know if that did they did they fuck it up or you know is is the the meet and greet not good or did they forget what does it mean which goes really ties in with that first question of what is a newbie i think okay, because it's like, you know, okay, because I use dogs as an example. You know, when a dog can be older and all of a sudden they do that head tilt, and it just looks like that puppy look. It's that same kind of thing. Okay. Okay. So let's start with the first question, which was? When you're not considered a newbie anymore. Jesus fucking Christ. Good job got it shut up give me a chance to even answer don't be grumpy or you'll have to put your pants back on uh yeah okay so there's a lot of people that's i think that's a very valid question too okay because what where is the definition i don't know in my opinion and jump in in my opinion there is the definition? I don't know, in my opinion, and jump in. In my opinion, there is no definition of exactly when does somebody stop being a newbie. Because it depends. Every time you do something new, you're exposed to something new, you try something new, you're really starting right back at square one, right? so it's like yes to a degree but it's like you had to start back over with how you're going to communicate and how you you know and emotions and everything else with it so you know and okay so we've been in almost a decade we have friends that have been in it uh one of our friends has been at uh 18 18 years now todd's been 18 years right we have another our lifestyler of the year uh for casual lifestyle of the year 20 years say 20 20 20 yeah 20 21 years is what they've been in it okay so to them we're we're still just kind of wet behind the years but if somebody's been at two months then you know well my god you've been at 10 years so i i think that that the cool thing with the lifestyle is you never quit learning because the people that we know that have been in the longest that we've been in a long time they're successful they have a good time but the one thing is they still have never quit learning they still open to new ideas they're open to try new things they're willing to say oh i don't know what the fuck is that you know and so when you think back when you're a newbie you have all these questions right because you don't know shit you don't have no fucking clue you just want to get your junk wet and hope it all works out i think there's a huge plus to always being that newbie you know don't worry about about trying to get to the point where you're not somebody new you know and and as you explore different things i'm sorry i don't care if you've been at 20 years 30 years 50 years and then you start to play on 50 years that's gonna win you start playing alone. But whatever, you have to start back over to a degree. You have to re-acknowledge a lot of the same emotions you went through before. And as you've been in it longer, well, a lot has changed in the lifestyle since we started.
Speaker2: Yeah, it has.
Speaker1: So think about it. We're 48 and 47. But she's a spry, spry 48 uh she looks good painless just saying uh but the thing is is that you know so there are people coming to it now that are the same age or younger than our kids yeah okay so their ideas of what the lifestyle is it's probably fucking way different than what ours are doesn't mean it's right doesn't mean it's wrong but it's if you're willing and open to learn maybe you can find some really cool shit you know maybe the 20 something hot hard body chick has some new position that if you can sign the waiver that your heart's strong enough to do it that you can learn something from i mean very true there's a whole new generation of people coming in with daddy issues. Jump on board. But I mean, no, that's called marketing. No, but I mean, you know, so don't worry about being experienced. Don't worry about the label. The label. We put too many labels on everything. This new generation generation does fucking or a new time i guess it's not really a generation no it's time it's a time it has to be a label for everything i think we put labels on stuff because if we don't know what the fuck's going on it makes it safer right but it's it's really it's really not you know just just let it be in and and go from it's overthinking yeah it's so that, I think, answers. So, in my world, you're still a newbie, and that's a good thing. It's coming from a Gemini that's known for overthinking. No shit. That's what's funny. Yeah, well, I've never seen that in our 27 years together. Nope, not at all. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, so, the thing is, okay, so, there's your answer on the newbie stuff don't ever quit being new don't don't ever don't don't ever grow up peter pan don't don't necessarily put a label on it no just just go with it just flow with it man flow with it it's a deep thought by cole okay you're so quiet i one that's supposed to be quiet tonight because I'm hungover. You're the talkative one. I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. You're the entertainer. Yeah, something like that. Anywho, so to get on to your next question. Okay. I think the biggest thing with meet and greets, again, expectations. Well, A, if they think they're newbies, why would you? No, we don't want to scare people like that. No, by putting it on. Well, okay, yeah, that is. If you're afraid that you're still a newbie, take in everything that you can first. Okay, this is kind of like having a job, like a job job, like a real job job. Remember when I used to have one of those? Yeah. I don't okay this is kind of like this is like having a job like a job job like a real job job remember when i used to have one of those yeah you remember when the mail wasn't all i'm just kidding anyway so and and i sold cars i was in the car business right and so the thing was you're selling cars you're selling cars and what happens to most people in the car business guess what they get fucking manageritis they cannot wait you can't wait by god i want to be a desk manager i want to be a sales manager i'll be inside i want to do snow drill blah and that seems great and grand and wonderful and then you get it yay you're a manager and all of a sudden it's like well wait a minute you didn't realize all the extra bullshit that went into it you know when you were selling cars you had to hit your numbers and you at the end of the day you went home and fucking that was it as a sales manager you don't you have to worry about everybody's you know every and every profession's that way right and everybody has said it i have shit ton of friends that were in the car that are still in the car business or guys like me that were in it for a long time, 16, 17, 18-plus years longer. We all say the same thing. I wish I never would have got sales manageritis. I just would have still been selling cars because you'd have had this. Instead of worrying about the grass wasn't greener, basically. And the lifestyle is a lot the exact same way sit back and enjoy attending all these different types of events okay now god love every single one people that put out yes we love you if you put out that's why we're in the lifestyle god we love everybody do that puts meet and greets on thank you because it is a lot of. And you know what? If you feel more comfortable in that way to meet people or your area has a need, fuck yeah. Go for it. Okay. We're not telling anybody don't do it. In fact, we're telling everybody, hey, if somebody steps up to the plate and wants to put one on, support them. Go out. Support them. You know what? That kicks ass. But if you're new don't reinvent the wheel you know go and and participate in a bunch of them see some different ones meet a lot of people because the nice thing is when you're not putting the event on all you have to worry about is you you and your spouse you still need to go into them with to be successful at a meet and greet as an attendee you have to have fun okay so if you had fun then it was a success again i'm going to say this again if you had fun i didn't say if you got laid and had fun i didn't say if you met 50 people and had fun if you had fun we went to things when when we were first in the lifestyle where we knew no one okay and as i would judge it now it was kind of a we would say it was kind of a lame event right looking back now because pretty much we just hung out with each other but part of that is on we talk about a lot personal responsibility part of that was on on us well yeah we didn't make the effort to get out and talk to people okay now if you're if you're putting one on you try to do that you your job is to be the big mixer that stirs the pod to keep everybody moving but it's also your job to get out of your seat and move accordingly but we still had a great time with you and i whatever we've been to somewhere we've found a couple or a single or a couple of couples or a couple of singles and we didn't meet a lot of people but we we had a ball just sitting shooting the shit laughing having a good time walked out going that was a lot of fucking fun and we've had something left where we went to a hotel room we fucked like fucking banshees till five in the morning and you know fucking break and gatorade break and do it again and fucking you know next thing you know it's five five thirty in the morning and you're saying goodbye and it was great and you're all doing the walk of shame out of the fucking hotel and you know your kids are just taking you off of facebook because they're pissed off you have a better social life than they do that i mean i mean those okay and those were great also so that's the expectation have fun if you go into it like that then you're you you are successful okay so i mean you feel free to jump in with anything other than any time-hmm, at any point of time if you want to. I'm a green. Okay, well, I mean, if I'm, I'm not going to say I speak for you.
Speaker3: That's not right. I know.
Speaker1: I've been married a long time.
Speaker2: Wow, that's surprising.
Speaker1: Because I got drunk last night and you actually brought me home, so I'm good with that. Okay, so now let's look at the other side of it. Okay, let's look at putting on a meet and greet. How do you maximize how you put on a meet and greet? Okay. Number one is is did you have fun see there's similarities here did you have fun one of the things that it's a challenge when you put these events on because part of it you want to make sure everybody has fun right and part of it is you know you're still hoping to do something besides just work your ass off and running amok and but it's this huge mix look i the when you are having fun other people around you it's contagious okay so if if you're as if you're putting the event on and you're having fun and you're laughing and you're you're having a good time it will bring other people well they're going to come along for the ride okay it's contagious it's the one contagious thing in the lifestyle you actually want okay it is what it is but when you can get people laughing and and you're having fun and and that's the key one of the challenges and we all do we're all guilty of stuff those who put stuff on and put events on is that it becomes uh a grind it becomes such it's so much work and you can literally spend 17 hours a day 365 days a year to put together an event right and down to the utmost t but when your people see you at the event they see it's your event and if you're not having fun everything you did doesn't matter they at that point in time, it does not matter.
Speaker3: But if they see, shit can be blowing up all over the place, but if you're having fun and you're staying, everything's cool,
Speaker1: and you're having fun, they will have fun also.
Speaker3: Okay, so, you know, the other thing is, again,
Speaker1: just like we have put events on that have been, we just had a good time and everybody laughed and we were laughing a lot. We've put on events that turned into party that went all night long we've turned it had put on events we're in it fucking like rabbits until five in the morning doing the walk of shame we've we've been there on all those extremes no expectations no except to have fun i i truly believe if we in the lifestyle if everybody now okay we have not had the opportunity yet to go to like to like uh desire or some of the other resorts and stuff like that that's on our bucket list we want to do those things i truly believe even going there you know what if you go to one of those those things with any expectations other than to have fun then i think you're opening yourself up for the opportunity to be disappointed you know because who knows just because it's a a boatload of people or a resort or one set area with a whole bunch of other swingers doesn't mean you're going to click with anybody right you know i mean it just doesn't but if you go with the attitude to have fun you're never going to. But here's the thing. You also have to go and at least introduce yourself to a person or two, even if you're not even interested in them physically. Yes. At least talk to somebody, then that's somebody that you've met, and that somebody you never know what the future would bring from it just by talking to somebody. Absolutely. Well, that is huge. That's a huge, that's an awesome point because it's really true. Okay, I like to dance, right? And not every, not... You didn't last night, little me. You danced with the waitress. I was out in smoke. I didn't even know you were out dancing. She was 22 are you gonna say anyways no but so i like to dance everybody knows i like to dance so i've always made it a point when we are at events whether it's our event or somebody else's event whatever there's music and there's opportunity to dance i'm gonna dance you're gonna dance we're gonna dance and we've both always been big on if we see somebody sitting in the corner and bopping and bopping okay you see this a lot sorry guys i'm gonna put this out here hey guys it doesn't matter if you do the ultimate white man shuffle if you look like carlton out there it doesn't matter you don't have to be you don't have to be a smooth dancer you don't have to be patrick swayze and fucking and uh whatever that fucking movie is wrote us oh no the other one what's the other one no he puts baby in a corner what the fuck is that i don't i'm not a chick i don't know what is it anyways that movie fuck you you know you don't have to be fred astaire it doesn't matter it girls like to dance okay and you can look out there like the biggest tool you think dancing but you'll make a girl's day you'll make your wife's day you'll make your girlfriend's day if you'll go out and dance with them i've seen girls bop in the corner and i go go grab her yes yep go grab her just go dance just good and you know what here's the deal it doesn't you know it wasn't like okay so now we have to go fuck no or anything like that it was because we see it all the time you see girls and they are bob and they want to dance but they don't want it it's that chair dancing thing as i was kept being told last night and it's like you know what know what? Go dance. Alex called it dirty dancing. There we go. Thank you. I'm not seeing comments. I don't get to see any comments on mine. Because you suck. Fuck you. So the thing is, is that, you know what? No one should feel left out. No. And here's the thing. I don't care if you're my body type. I don't care if you're my body type i don't care if you're my personality type i don't i don't give two flying fucks about anything if you're a girl and you're bopping on and you want to dance you know what you better be prepared i'm gonna grab you and we're gonna go dance because if you don't see her i will yeah and i'll go point her out yeah and yeah you'll either point around out and you've always done the same thing or if there's a group of girls and you are out dancing and you see somebody not in the group you grab i'll go grab them yep it's the easiest way for people to have fun because that's just it it's about having fucking fun no just because you dance with them doesn't mean you have to fuck him no just because a guy dancing with you doesn't mean you have to fuck him no none of that shit but everybody should have fun and and that's and that's really the ultimate when you start talking about meet and greets and everything else and and any event is it just have fun you know just chill the fuck out gene just put that he loves to dance you didn't do it last night oh motherfucker there you go you there you go. Just saying. And they played all kinds of music.
Speaker3: Uh-huh.
Speaker1: Yep, there you go. You're on our list now, Gene.
Speaker3: Sorry. Beware.
Speaker1: Gene's wanting to listen to us live on our Crazy Kazza page.
Speaker3: Shh.
Speaker1: The ever-so-secret crazy.
Speaker3: Fuck.
Speaker1: Whatever that page is. The one in the picture. Crazy Kazza.
Speaker3: Fuck.
Speaker2: I'll pay it.
Speaker1: But no, so when you...
Speaker2: He's the reason I'm pantless.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker4: All right. Gene, that's a reason I'm pantless. All right.
Speaker1: Gene, that's a wonderful endorsement you've got right there.
Speaker2: I told him I would do it pantless.
Speaker1: All right, come on.
Speaker3: There you go. Wow.
Speaker1: You never do it when I ask.
Speaker3: Smart.
Speaker1: So, but that's the thing with... I need to set up the fan in here. that's that's the thing that with any event with this stuff is have fun there's no such thing as maximizing like a successful or an accessible event it also makes them talk to you exactly agreed look it and that's what the meet and greet is i mean ultimately it's just a chance to talk to people it's a chance to see familiar faces it's a chance to put you know now with social media to put an actual conversation with someone that you have seen pictures or you've liked each other's pictures or whatever the case may be so again dance with lisa if you thanks if you if you take and if you will go into things with the sole expectation to have fun, if you put on an event with the sole expectation to have fun and for the people to have fun, they will. Well, okay. In defense, we've been to meet. Shut up. Okay. Sorry. We've been to meet and greets when we've been terrified to even move. We did get up and dance with each other. For safety's sake. But we were afraid to... No, we weren't. We didn't know exactly what to do. Are you okay? I got a hair in my bucket. I have to fucking talk. Give me your water there. Go ahead. Oh, drink my water. Keep talking. You're doing great. But where we didn't know anybody, and I was terrified to get up and introduce myself to anybody. Yeah. Yeah. We were new. So I get it. If you feel uncomfortable, and everybody always says that it's clicky. Well, what's clicky is they already know each other, so they're going to sit around and shoot the shit. the shit right to be able to get into that click per se is to go introduce yourself because they're going to include you because it's not a click they're just comfortable they're just comfortable yeah and and that's just and that's just it i mean you know it's hard because at these types of events you can do people go what about icebreakers what about stuff like that you know what here's the deal i'm a public speaker i do public speaking i love doing public speaking i've done it for years and years and years nothing i hate more than a sitting around in a circle stand up say your name say where you're from i hate that shit makes me nervous that's not the type of icebreakers no but but i'm just saying i mean to me it's like you know remember the very first party went to, and they did an icebreaker, and it was something to do with playing cards, and if you get the same, go find the person with the same playing card. And the guy that had mine was like 80. That was, yes. Nothing against age. Because I laughed my ass off. But it was the very first one, and I'm like, oh. Well, the challenge- I mean, I was nice was just like in well we were new the challenge with icebreakers even is still the same thing even in those types of events is look when you ask people that are not they're unsure of they're excited to be there but they're unsure they're nervous they're all those things and to run around and talk to other people unless you have liquid courage a lot of times people can't do it that's why you know believe it or not people don't ever believe it's me i i am not i'm can be it's not my favorite thing to meet new people i can be very shy around new people that's general rule oh i can but but how but the way you know the way that i counter that is i crack jokes right you know that's that's then you become the clown right and then you get enough booze in you you really become then i become the drunk clown and then you're entertainment for everyone that's yes i am and then everybody remembers who you are but what i'm saying is even somebody like me it it takes it takes some it takes some, you know, courage to to to to break that ice. If people want. OK, so I guess the biggest thing I would say for advice for if you're putting on event, probably a great thing to do would be literally have a couple of people designated as greeters. So it's not just it's not just you putting on right so because you're you're busy and there's a lot of people whatever but you have some people we went to a party early on they were supposed to have they had like if you were new they introduced you to an experienced couple at the barn party but but then they didn't do anything with it that's true so they didn't take you to that next level of of introducing you around the other thing is with social media now where you know you can click and see who's coming to events a lot of times whatever reach out reach out say hey you know make sure you mark that you're going number one that's great for the party planner or the person putting on the event it also gives the person putting on the event an opportunity to put a name with a face a little bit and it also does the same thing for you with other attendees so then you know fucking facebook stock we do it all the time anyways well i mean you know i had one last night she come up to me she goes is this your cooter i know you're amanda i'm so i'm like i i know who you are i've seen your picture yeah because she posts on facebook she posts on the me we group so i knew who she was yeah and and it makes it makes it awesome so that if you do that if you click you're going and whatever so that people can see so then it's a little more of a built-in comfort level you know and if you see somebody interested and they put a post whatever the rules are to that group that you're in put a comment hey you know we're going here i hope to come up and talk to you or whatever the case may be start breaking the ice ahead of time but again go into it with the attitude to have fun and and again to everybody out there you know when it takes a lot of it takes a lot of courage to put on an event especially the first couple times you put events on it is scary as fuck okay so i'm just gonna put it out here when you put on an event and and i don't care how many events you put on it's still scary it's you're nervous right we have crazy winter nights coming up it's gonna be huge this is not our first rodeo i'm like johnny carson i'm still nervous okay because if you have kids you can appreciate this it's like throwing a birthday party for your kid and you send out 20 invites and you have this horrible fear what if none of the other kids want to come into your kids birthday party okay so it's that type of thing so please when you see somebody in your local area and maybe you don't know them real well maybe just know them somewhat they don't have to be your best friends in the world but if you see someone and you're making an effort putting on event if you can attend try to really try to just to to that support all the way through. All right, kids. Well, this hungover motherfucker needs to move along because we still got other shit we got to do. Like me go to bed. So, what am I doing? Make sure shit's positioned correctly and didn't get me fucking thrown in jail. So, anywho. I can't tell. Because you're short. I am short. Here's what we'll do. We'll send you a picture after the show. Anyways. Oh, Lord. Okay, so again, remember, if you want to get all of your Crazy Casbah and Crazy Truth merchandise out here, go to www.crazycasbah.com. That's crazy with a K. Kazba with a K.com and pick up your crazy merchandise today. Also, if you have not already, please get your tickets. Don't miss the party of the year. Look, there's two sides of history you can be on. The right side or the wrong side. 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