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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most cold, the attention whore, and I'm here with the lovely and slightly chilled, but her nipples don't show it, Miss Amanda. Hey, hey. I was going to say here. In attendance, we are here with another episode of Crazy Truth, where we spew our knowledge on all sorts of things that tie into spew. It's not our knowledge, it's our opinion. It's our opinion and our knowledge. Look, here's the deal. If you've never heard us before and you think we're doctorates, it's our knowledge. If you know that that's not the case, it's our opinion. Whatever. Shit works. Okay, so yep. So anyways, this is Crazy Truth. This is what we do on nights and we record. Make sure you take a picture for it. We need a selfie. Let's just take a selfie. Here, you can use my phone. Let's take a selfie so we can post it on Twitter. Twit. Anyways, so this is season two, episode 77. Yeah, episode 77. You know what? We haven't missed a week. You know why? Because we don't suck this you damn right it is say that louder for all of you that didn't catch that listen out mine is huge we're gonna go with that as a theme for the day okay no i can grip my phone yeah i'm bigger than i got more girth than a phone two it. We're just gonna... Hey, you know what? How about we just go with people thinking mine's huge? Okay. And for a fee, you can see it. You can touch it. For a fee. You won't be disappointed. The price I've paid is hell. Yeah, you married it. You own it. You own a chunk of that. Just so you know. I get it you know and a divorce i'd like half my cock please anyway anyway so shall we go back to should we get to spewing yes okay so we've got all kinds of good i'm gonna give me because we started the morning off fucking just fyi throwing that out there you have the opportunity for morning sex anytime yeah but in morning you tickle me and I like that so I don't want to screw that part up so but today I jumped in with the whole sex thing so there we go gotta hopped out of the shower it was all clean and shiny polished it up then you polished it up some more actually it was partially erect when you got a shower and I went it was something about hot water made it hard. I don't fucking. Look, at my age, I don't control what it does. It thinks on its own. It does its own fucking little thing. Hey, before we start spewing, just again to point out, for those of you that don't know, we are recording this live because we record it live every single 77 times. In front of our, on our secret Facebook page, Crazy Kasbah. Shh, don't tell the others, but please do. So, and actually the show is brought to you today with two different things. One, don't forget to, if you want some really cool Crazy Truth and Crazy Kasbah merchandise, make sure you visit our website, www.crazykasbah.com, K-R-A-Z-Y-K-A-S-B-H.com. Order some today. We sure would appreciate it, and you can find more about us and all the shit that we do. There you go. So, onward and upward to questions. It's really funny, because the last couple weeks, I've been getting a bunch of shit from people going, you guys always talk about parties and stuff. That's true. You guys talk about parties rest of the time and i'm like oh look man i just look santa don't choose what comes in the mail neither do i man i just answer the questions that come and sure as shit uh obviously karma that bitch delivered the mail and so our questions are all shit that have nothing to do with parties okay well i'll be damned how'd that work out so the first question that we're gonna start with or the first question we're gonna start with this is awesome this question actually comes to us uh from d and t which i found out is dave and tina okay uh and dave and tina i was thinking dicks and tits but Well's okay well they have those i mean i'm assuming i'm just going with the name things anyway so their question they are relatively new in the lifestyle they are uh from the forever warm state of alabama they're some of our new we've got a big group they're listeners out of birmingham alabama uh they're from alabama you want to say hi to your your southern friend hey that's right she's from mississippi and that's It's really hot, and we've got a big group that are listeners out of Birmingham, Alabama. They're from Alabama. You want to say hi to your southern friend?
Speaker2:
Hey.
Speaker1:
That's right. She's from Mississippi, and that's really hot, and I've got a hard one. Anywho, they're new in the lifestyle. Okay, so they've only been in the lifestyle a couple of months, and their question, their whole thing is, hey, you know, the one thing about the lifestyle is it gets kind of pricey, and what they have done so far is they have done some, uh, threesomes and some foursomes. So, and you know, hooking up with individuals and hooking up with, uh, another couple, a couple of times. Okay. Okay. So their question is, and I love this because he was like, you know, it's, it's gets expensive. The lifestyle can get expensive, which it, which it fucking can, especially you're new and you're all excited and gung-ho and and you're on a fucking spree because that's what happens when you're new and so their question is who pays for the hotel and i thought you know what that's actually a really really good question who pays for the hotel so and you and I are both going, wait a minute, people still fuck at hotels? We do. I know we do. We actually prefer hotels over brain. We've never brought anybody to our house. We have dogs. We've never brought anybody to our house. We've been to people's houses. No, you have. Oh, wait, yes, we have. Well, we haven't. You have. Me. Yeah, yeah. Thank God we have Alexa this way. You knew, too. No, I'm just kidding. I didn't listen to it. I didn't listen to it. We communicate, don't worry. If you come over to my house to have sex, yes, she knows. It's just true. So, okay, so back to, we're going to try, we're going to try something something different this week since last week we totally just went off the fucking rails for the whole show we're going to somewhat focus on trying to stay somewhat focused damn it focused focus focus uh so okay when it comes to hotels my thought on it is it kind of depends on how the situation came up right because we've had we've had it different ways before where if it's like you were at a meet and greet or a an event bar whatever the case may be and it moves from flirting talking whatever to hey let's go fuck then it wasn't pre-set up at all and it's like, well, let's go to a local hotel. Hopefully you have some local hotels that have some good deals, which you do if you're with us, just saying. Anyways, so at that point in time, my thought is proper kosher is you should split the hotel room. Now, okay, there's some things that people go, well, if someone, it depends, here's the other part that goes whether somebody goes well we can go to our house if you're not comfortable with that then number one you need to you need to say that you know don't look it's not going to be any fun if you're not comfortable and you're going to somebody's house or they go well can we go to your house if you're not comfortable with that you bend that rule that's that's a that's a big so to me the kosher thing to do is either if you're if they really want to go to their house and you're adamantly opposed to it then i think you pay for the room it would be nice if they would offer to pay for part of it but if they really don't didn't want to spend the money maybe they couldn't didn't have the money to spend you chose to not want to go there So you should pay for the room You know, it almost also It just depends on so many different factors Like what? Like what? The first time we hooked up with a couple It ended up being two couples It was meeting at a hotel room Just for sex So we all split the room yes yes we did we everybody everybody joined everybody joined in we used to go an hour away to go to the bar and so we automatically got a hotel room so we paid for it but we didn't expect anybody to pay us back if we brought him back no to have sex even though we were staying there right but and what we had some people offered we had people that were like hey let me let me fill you some money for the room all right and we all we always told hey no you know we were going to stay here regardless some people offered some people didn't but we went into it with the expectation we didn't expect any money because we were we were going to be there we had already planned to spend the money now my thing is if, okay, we had the situation where obviously like I was raffled off for a fundraiser. And so the date that then led to sex. Yay. Uh, and, and, you know, or we've had times where we've had set it up ahead of time. If you set it up. Okay. Again, communication. Here it is. Magic is magic look if you don't have balls enough or tits enough i'm just saying to ask somebody you're gonna have sex with about hey how are we gonna do the room okay then you probably shouldn't be fucking them i mean i'm just throwing i'm just throwing that i mean if that's too awkward of a subject i i don't know i mean i get it but uh so you can either ask ahead of time or if it's something that you've set the whole thing up hey i want you to come here we're gonna do this and we're gonna go back to your room then in that case you kind of set it up so it more it more falls on you to me here's the thing if you're the couple that's getting invited back to a place or or whatever it's nice to at least offer maybe maybe not maybe you don't have maybe you can't afford to buy all you know maybe that you're hugging them with a couple and they're fucking loaded and so they go get some 300 night room here's the thing i'm sure your wife's pussy is awesome But it ain't $150 awesome Okay So I understand you hook up with us We're like hey look that one's like $49.95 Ding You don't need fancy to fuck Okay The one couple that texted me and said Hey we're out shopping We've got a couple hours You want to come over to this town and and let's fuck oh that was awesome okay we went we went to the fucking 29.95 no it was like it is a 49.90 was i don't think it was i think it was at a truck stop and the hotel was right next to the trailer that said j on it. The temporary church for the truckers.
Speaker2:
Chapel.
Speaker1:
So for us, we don't get fancy, but let's say that's the case. Let's say it's like they went and got some Taj Mahal Push fucking Uber hotel. I'm not spending $150 fucking bucks. At that point in time, I'm going to say, hey, let me give you some money for the room. This is like an hourly thing at that point in time. We were there for two hours. We fucked. I didn't touch anything in the fucking mini bar here's 20 bucks pound sand but i mean seriously you know you you got to keep it somewhat realistic if you're setting up a room and you do communicate hey yeah we're gonna split the room talk ahead of time about where you're gonna go i mean seriously don't like take and put yourself and don't don't not communicate with the other couple and then you go book this really super swanky room and maybe that's out of their budget i mean it's kind of a coolness factor there so i thought that was a really good question because a lot of new people don't know so that's us if you're going to a house party or if you're going to somebody's house then i I don't think you need to, I don't think you need to offer money at that point. No, and not everybody feels comfortable playing at the clubs that have one site. Yeah, so just, you know, try to get, okay, so Nancy had a good point. If it's, she said if it's small and we're. I know, a single male. Oh, I need my readers. if it's uh she said if it's small and no a single male i need my readers if it's a single male and and uh we're meeting partway then they pay for the room so i mean that's a good policy to have too i mean that's you know i mean that's something to to something to talk about yeah it's something it's something to talk about and communicate with okay we're gonna talk that's funny she brings that up because I've got more questions to go with that, actually. So, okay, so the other part of that is, obviously, if you're just going over to somebody's house, I don't believe, like, you know, hey, look, we pick you up at a bar and you say, hey, you want to come over to our house? You don't need to give us anything. But a good time. You know what I mean? If you pick somebody up at a bar, I don't know if I'd go back to their place I wouldn't either Unless you're going to case a joint Then make sure you bring a camera picture Of all good expensive fucking stuff Anyways that's how I don't like it I'm joking don't go stealing people Don't use sex to steal stuff Duh everybody knows that I can't I can't take them anywhere. This is going to be awesome. I'm going to get letters from police departments all over. Apparently, you said on your podcast that you should case the joint. Come look at our house and come go through it. You're more than welcome. Here's the deal. If you come to my house and you want to steal some shit, rock on. I'll point you right to the stuff that you can take. And while you're there, why don't you go ahead and clean some shit? Yeah, no shit. Yeah, and some days take the fucking dogs. I don't care. I think it's in that box. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, look, we have three adult children. They've taken everything good of value from us already. No shit. Okay. It's like, I have a saxophone. You do have a saxophone. So I'll tell you what. If you blow me good enough, then we can talk about it. If you can twiddle Miss Amanda's clit like a fucking reed, then she may let you. Hey, you know what? There's a contest right in there. Eat out Miss Amanda good enough that she'll blow her saxophone while you're eating her out.
Speaker3:
Let's not.
Speaker1:
That would be awesome. I haven't touched it for years. No one's eating you out. I'm really that great for you. No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. Everybody that's licked your pussy, I'm just joking around. You do great. Don't worry about it. I'm saying nothing. My reed is wet. My reed is wet. Woo! It's supposed to be. And you're only supposed to use your lips on the reed, too. No teeth. See how that works out? There's lots to correlate in the swinging world and the real world. Top teeth. Help me scrape it. Oh, God. So when you're teaching your kids when they first start band, remember, this will help you with sucking dick later. Using the fingers, using the tongue all at the same time. Hey, you know what? We're going to have the most views ever on this show. You know why? The FBI will be doing it because, I don't know, they're talking something about kids and blood. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Okay, anyway, so thank you very much, Alabama, Dave and Tina, for that question. That was awesome. Hopefully that will help you. Okay. Eric says, always split the room fee unless it's an offer slash invite
Speaker3:
and explicit...
Speaker1:
It's supposed to be explicit. Explicit sex.
Speaker2:
Stated. Stated.
Speaker1:
Okay, and that's a good point too. And here's the thing. That's really... See, the people that listen to us live, they're so damn smart. That's why I like our people on our card. But they're right. But it's a good policy good policy to have look don't get caught off guard yeah and i will always be prepared always offer if they turn it down that's yeah i mean take it as a as a gift but always offer don't go to a swingers event knowing you have like 25 cents you know you got like a buck in your wallet maybe another two dollars in the car and change if you dig around hard enough and then try to get go get laid somewhere because that's like kind of being a douche you know what i mean a little bit so don't you know don't that's like that's like purposely having no money whenever it goes hey let's go get breakfast and you go okay and you get there like i'll just have water because i'm broke and so hungry you know don't be a dick well in that case you plan your meetings ahead of time well something yeah i mean you know or don't go out wait responsibility you have bills you can't afford shit there's a new one I know Let's go blow our money on strange pussy and dick Okay so moving along
Speaker3:
Light bright in your mood
Speaker1:
I'm still broke but I'm happy And my dick is wet My reed is wet Fuck We're going to hell Okay so thank you very much Alabama For that there question Alright so Ho, uh, thank you very much, Alabama, for that, that there question. All right. So, God. What did you take beforehand? Acid. Big fucking bowls and bowls of acid. It's awesome. Currently can't eat my fucking finger. It does. I don't know. It does when you put it in there like Halloween candy. Uh-huh. Want a Snickers? Want a hit ass? Okay, we're back. I'm sorry. Okay, so the next question. Okay, we get asked this question. Let me preface it with this. There is no such thing as a dumb question okay that's really important for me to put out there there's no such thing as a dumb question but there is definitely a very fine fucking line a very fine line oh god on this okay i get asked this question we get asked this a million times a lot of times i don't answer these or i'll send an email to the individual people that ask this question i see it on other pages i see it on red i see it all over the place and and i get it a part of it is new people okay so just digging in the random mail sack uh we have this from all over the place the the question of we've how do you make the most of a meet and greet we feel like we have missed the opportunity to fuck because we don't know how to transition okay look here's the we were all new ones i get it it's shy it's nerve-wracking it's whatever okay step one with this whole fucking thing you're not asking the fucking dude or the chick to prom you're not in high school okay you're at a swingers event where the goal is for most people is to at some point in time use this activity to delve their fucking penis, tongue, face, fingers, toes, toys, whatever, in other people's orifices or vice versa. My toes are going nowhere. she gave me the greatest toe job ever and there's kinks for that whatever but i'm just i'm just i'm put it the the point is the whole goal for most people at some point in time is somewhat the same okay so look i don't care how new you are and it's not if you've been flirting right and it's and and let's talk about this for a minute if the conversation over the course of the evening has been as fucking sterile and genetic or genetic and generic generic thank you as as a business meeting like you're at a conference with someone else hi what do you do oh do you have children excellent great great do you like broccoli i mean okay if that's if the whole conversation is this dry fucking just extremely blah conversation there's probably not a connection or there might be a connection starting to get there but it's not at the point of let's go tangle in the throes of passion and see where we can fucking see if we can have monkey sex at a fucking hotel hanging some people do that some people can so right certain what are you on it's the mercury retrograde some people can but as a general there's most time you can tell when there's a warming up the conversation is going to get warmer there may be some flirting flirting there may be some non-fucking creeper dickhead contact like an arm touch there may be you know you're gonna if you're with another couple kind of pair off, who knows, maybe part of the couple will start making out, whatever, there's going to be some pretty obvious signs of, we're not ready to take that step to go fuck you, or, mm-hmm, let's see where this shit goes, right, the key is, is that, if, do not be such Jojo the circus monkey that you can't tell the fucking difference number one number two if it if it's that point if you are at the point if it's been flirting and it's been fun and everybody's laughing and giggling look man when i sold cars if i could make you laugh you were gonna buy a car you think that don't apply for sex just saying anyways and everybody's having fun the the general mood will be there it literally and we've talked about this before is it's just communication it's just at that point in time saying you know what this is sound this is we're all having a blast how about we take this somewhere private ta-da i mean that's it i mean seriously we've had all scenarios at a meet and greet yeah we're lucky that way our first couple ones we sat at a table with our backs against the wall watching people expect i don't know what we were expecting something to magically fall out of the sky and happen we thought all of a sudden we'd be naked in the middle of an orgy and didn't even I didn't know how. wall, watching people. I don't know what we were expecting. Something to magically fall out of the sky and happen. We thought all of a sudden we'd be naked in the middle of an orgy and didn't even know how.
Speaker3:
Well, that was one party and we just totally got the wrong idea. We're like, what happens to these?
Speaker1:
When do we need a boner? When do we need a boner? Well, the first couple of times there was lots of slapping.
Speaker3:
There was what?
Speaker2:
Slapping.
Speaker1:
Lots of slapping. Not like slapping across the face, slapping. Like you slapping. I'm going, dude, look at at that look at that and be going oh but we didn't talk to him but when we started talking to people yeah there was one one couple that went around table to table introducing themselves to everybody yes and and no one just automatically want to go fuck it was obviously they were just doing an introduction yes the very first time that you have to you take that plunge it's nerve-wracking the reason it's nerve-wracking honestly i we're going to dispel all the fucking rumors and bullshit because hence it's crazy truth right it's not crazy politically correct truth it's crazy truth okay we're goingel the rumor. The reason why it's all fucking your Jojo the Circus Monkey and it's like sweaty palms and like, and hyperventilating and all that shit, it is not because you're afraid you're going to get shot down. That's bullshit. It's because you're about to take a plunge into the swinging world. That's what you're afraid of. Look, we've all been there. You're almost as equally afraid of them saying yes as you are of them saying no. Because if they say yes, fuck, we're going to get naked with these people. And the journey begins, right? So everybody goes, well, you know, it's so hard because we're nervous and we don't want to be uh pushy and we don't want to defensive and no one wants to be rejected no you're not nervous because you're afraid of being rejected you're more fucking nervous because they're going to say yes and then you're going to actually have to like follow through i don't agree fuck i'm telling you it it's it's the first time because think about the first car ride we had from the yes to the fucking naked think about that for a minute not the fucking disaster first couple that we went to their house and they tried to fucking kill me with lack of water but not that fucking cluster the first time we went from a bar to a hotel or to a house to fuck oh my god i'm supposed to remember that oh that one yeah yeah and do you remember that it's kind of like okay and the whole car right over you're going we're both going okay okay so we're gonna do this and it's gonna be awesome and it's gonna be good and it's nerve-wracking because you don't know what's coming next. You know, what's supposed to come next, but guess what? Just like the rest of the fucking journey, you had no clue. And it's a new part of the journey and holy shit. And you haven't fucked somebody else different before, or maybe you have, or maybe whatever, or maybe it's, it's, maybe it's that guy or that gal that you're super fucking, you didn't think you'd have a chance with and you're super fucking all googly eyed over and fucking jack off to their pictures on facebook i don't know but it's the fear factor of actually them saying yes because holy shit it's going to happen and you don't know not only what the next step is besides fucking you don't know what's going to happen with your relationship you don't know how you're going to feel when naked you don't know how you're gonna feel when your wife is fucking gob now i'm gonna dude's dick and got his dick and balls and everything else in her mouth and doing shit that she's never done but to you and what you're gonna feel like when you look over and she's staring at you and you're fucking hammering some chick those are the things that are going through your brain okay a guy's brain i'm sorry girl is just, oh, I'm excited we're about to have sex. Excellent. No, girls are afraid of being rejected because they don't fit the body type or whatever that everybody's looking for. If a dude has been standing there flirting with you for fucking two hours, is that seriously going through your mind? No, if he's been talking to me for two hours, I figure that he probably wants to. But that's what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about initially walking in and you've only met people for 10 minutes. I'm talking these people have been flirting. They've been to a party. They've been to an activity, a meet and greet. They were talking with them. They found that couple they end up sitting at the table with and talking and ignoring everybody else. That's the exciting part. Exactly. But that's the question. People go, oh, I feel like I've missed opportunities because how do you transition from that to the to the sex part and it's like you transition that way because you ask about it you ask communication i'm gonna say this i said a million times that probably makes me super unpopular i don't really care here's the deal if you cannot say it seems like everything's moving well shall we take this to somewhere private then you probably should keep your clothes on you probably shouldn't be doing it if you can't say that because look you've got to ask there's other questions and other things that you're going to have to be able to deal with and ask at some point in time stds protection non-protection rules anal sex yay nay you know strangers coming in can we bring animals all that difference whatever it is okay you're gonna have to deal you're gonna have to deal with all those things so if you can't ask the simple question if you can't say shall we take this somewhere else then this isn't for you or you're not it maybe it's not, maybe you not ready yet okay yes if you walk into the first couple you sit down you have a drink and you walk up to us because you you're on our page you've seen our show or heard our show or whatever you're really attracted to miss amanda and you can and your wife can take one for the team with me and you and you when you walk up to us and you and you have like two we have a drink and you go you know and we've had small casual conversation very small like hi how are you hi i'm cole i'm amanda and you want to go fuck then you should be afraid of rejection if you just randomly fucking just you know just walk in with your dick in your hand you're gonna get there's a chance of rejection but otherwise oh my god and if and if there's
Speaker2:
Thank you. Just walk in with your dick in your hand. Want to fuck? You're going to get, there's a chance of rejection.
Speaker1:
But otherwise, oh my God. And if there's anybody in the lifestyle, if you're listening to me right now, or when this comes out on Thursday, and you're somebody that's in the lifestyle that likes to go to parties, you and your significant other, just to fuck with couples, to lead them on for the whole night, and then just to turn them down, fuck you okay i mean you know come on it happens it happens i'm just saying well oh hold on i gotta try to i don't have my readers on again okay it's because you're getting old can you see it shut up bitch okay so eric has a great point it's no different uh than dating in general non-verbal and verbal clues the ability to pick up or cues yeah cues or clues either one would work there the ability to pick up on them uh an advanced evening if that fails use your big person there's a quote of the day use your big person words and talk oh Oh, my fucking God, yes, communicate. If a couple is not able to communicate on the topic, perhaps they are not quite ready for the lifestyle. And it's the fucking truth. Eric makes it. He nails it on that. Way to nail it, Eric. Good job. Keep nailing it it you do love me in the craft store today anyway so did you finally catch that anyways so no no i didn't i i'm one that won't turn somebody down oh did you hear that everybody here's your big chance find miss amanda at the next party no i i literally won't turn you down and say no but i will try to steer it a different direction but my husband's a huge dick and he said no and wouldn't let me if it was up to me i do that. I just don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. No, but you also don't lead people on. No. Okay. In fact, people probably think I'm not interested when I am because I don't. Right. Well, you can make it pretty damn obvious when you're not interested. Can I? In a nice way, you'll talk and communicate, and you will, body language, you take you have great control of your body but you take and you take and you will turn and you will or you'll leave the conversation or you'll move closer to me or you know basic adult things that's still the fucking quote of the day use your big boy use your big boy words that that's that's but that's what it is and the thing is is i people we overthink this shit I use this analogy all the time this shit it's a hobby that's all it is man it's a hobby some people's hobby is is working on cars some people's hobby is golf some people's hobby is jumping out of airplanes folks our hobby is fucking other people it's just a hobby we you should practice it you should do it when you want to it shouldn't interfere with the rest of your life and it shouldn't be something that causes stress or pain I mean granted that's why I don't golf you know what a dumb fucking sport gonna run around and try to play whack-a-mole chase balls with a little club whack-a-mole and all I'm gonna do is have a coronary because i'm gonna get pissed and we scream and i'm gonna be drunk and i'm gonna get arrested okay that's probably not a good hobby for me fucking people i don't i get drunk and giggly and laugh and have fun and try to get my reed wet the way we go you know just saying anyway so hopefully that either that's how you really feel mean, it's I get when you're new. It's not a dumb question. But look, I'm going to fish it on the side. OK, so, you know, we do weddings, which is awesome to do a wedding and then go fuck some strangers to forsake all others. I'm glad you said I had someone for two years waiting to play, but no signs to let me know. So he lost out. Don't tell someone else to go up and talk to them. Yeah, no shit. We're not in junior high. Don't pass notes. Don't. We're past the time of passing notes. You know that, right? Okay, alright. Sorry. Hey, Clark. Don't send text messages. This is in 1990. Be adult, adult up. Again, if you're mature enough to stick things in other people or have things stuck in you from other people, you are mature enough to use words and stuff. We need an adult Sesame Street. Come on down to Swinger Street. Hey, this is Oscar
Speaker3:
the Grouch. Quit giving away your ideas.
Speaker1:
Oscar doesn't get laid much. Oscar needs to learn about personal hygiene. Sex positive, Bert and Ernie, just saying.
Speaker2:
Fuck me, Elmo. You're going to make me cry. Sunny days. I'm going to get sued by a bunch of Muppets. Oh, my God. When the Muppets sue me, we're taking that one to court. You know why? Why? No Muppet. No anything that has a hand that's constantly being fisted is going to beat me in court.
Speaker1:
Oh, God.
Speaker2:
Okay, then. It's like half. Okay, well, hold on real quick. We'll do the half check.
Speaker1:
So the thing is this.
Speaker2:
When you're new, okay, and what are you doing with weddings?
Speaker3:
When you go to weddings, people try to plan everything down to the very last second don't overthink it no let things flow okay let's move to half shall we uh okay so again remember hey half we're sponsored by of course our own website and don't forget about crazy winter nights january 17th through the 19th in omaha nebraska look here's the deal kids there's one of two places in history you can be on you can be on the wrong side or the right side and you want to be on the right side of this this has never been done before this is the largest sex positive uh lifestyle event in the midwest and in the country we're gonna have over 1800 folks there we are going to have uh we're gonna have kinksters we're gonna have the poly community we're gonna have the swingers community educators uh it's gonna be two full days of more than you can imagine if you get there friday and you don't want to sleep till you go home we can make that happen 8 000 square foot dungeon leather and lace party friday night the world famous uh casbah awards will be issued on saturday at our formal event crazy winter nights be there or fuck off i'm kidding if you want to buy tickets to our event i'm kidding i'm kidding if you want to buy tickets to your event and learn more about this uh you go to www.crazywinternights.com tell me to bring alcohol when you're pulling in a mood like this my gosh I don to drink sponsors ought to be thrilled when they hear that fucking promo spot all right moving right moving right along don't judge me like that you're giving me a headache no that's because we're on a diet. We're trying to get all healthy for crazy one night. What does a headache have to do with it?
Speaker1:
We're hungry.
Speaker3:
I'm not.
Speaker1:
It's because you had a big loaded dick earlier.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
That was like 12 hours ago.
Speaker1:
Well, you know.
Speaker3:
Not quite, but.
Speaker1:
It's like an M&M melts in your mouth, not in your hands. Anyways, okay, so.
Speaker3:
You don't want it to melt. You want it to stay firm. so don't want it to melt you want to stay firm i don't want it to melt either because that'd be horrible then you're a one and done i gotta go back to the maker okay moving right along trying to regroup just a little bit here and give me just give me a second i wish I could smoke in our studio That would be so much more fun He's trying to quit Ish He's cutting down I'm doing a pretty damn good job actually Cutting down I'm not like getting all bitchy or anything Oh I am not No actually Okay you're dragging me to a fucking craft store today that'd make me bitchy whether i could smoke in the craft store or not is that not true yes okay dragging me shopping i'm gonna be a dick regardless and we had fun it's because he played with the letters balls and i was yelling in this i kept yelling in the story, somebody help me find balls.
Speaker1:
You know what? It makes her move faster. We leave so much quicker when your little one's throwing a temper tantrum like I was today.
Speaker2:
Anywho. Okay.
Speaker1:
So the next question, this comes to us from Augusta, Maine. Okay. I know. I was surprised too. I didn't know there was anybody there. I'm just kidding. They're nice folks up there. They're like lobsters. They're getting ready to leaf or leafers or something. Everything's changing colors. Everybody goes up and drives around. I'm surprised it hasn't all fallen. I don't know. I don't know how big the trees are. Anyway, go on. Anyways, so I only got initials, D&D. D&D was the initials. So anyways, their question, again, a new couple, a new couple in the lifestyle. Excuse me, that was horribly gross. I apologize. A new coupleer in the lifestyle and they are so that they have they have yet to actually officially hook up with anybody they went to some meet and greets okay and they went to some activities okay and so they're now ready to take the plunge that takes them from from window shopping to to part of the club get the secret handshake they're ready to start fucking and bring somebody into their relationship okay now as is with a lot of new people guess what they're looking at starting with a single female well just at three no what no i didn't say what most people are all dreaming about. They are thinking about a threesome. So that's how they want to start is a threesome. So I did reach out to them because I wanted to find out, number one, what type of threesome were we looking about, okay? Because their actual question was, how do you make a threesome works what what how should it go what are the dynamics of a threesome how do you make it go and i'm like okay so i reached out to them to find out what type of threesome it was they're open okay they're open they're open to whether it be a female or a male they're totally open on that part of it uh but they want to know literally like what do you do during a threesome watch porn okay and and so i dug a little i dug a little deeper ask for pictures no i'm just kidding no anyway i know know. I dug a little deeper because I wanted to find out what, you know, like, what do they mean? What are they? And that's why I said, do you guys watch porn? Well, kind of. Okay. But the gist that I get out of it is, again, they are uber nervous, right? And they don't know, like, how do you, is there an order to things to things is there transitions how do you make sure everybody's included it's like okay so i'm like i you know we've talked about threesomes in the past on this show and obviously we'll talk about it a lot because it's something that people like to do and and again my biggest advice and i shot them some advice i didn't wait for the show i shot them some advice back okay the advice again i shot them back just like what we're finished up talking about which is let things happen naturally a little bit let things happen naturally don't the problem is is we've all learned about how to do this mostly from porn, right? I mean, I'm guilty of this. Look, here's how it starts. We're with another couple, right? So usually the two girls start smooch, smooch, lick, lick. That's only if there's a bi-female. If there's a bi-female. But let's say there's not. Okay. Suck dick. I mean, this is like the order of this. Suck dick, lick pussy, then fuck. And when we first knew, it was like if there wasn't a dick sucking part, I mean, it threw me all off. It's like, well, check the script, man. Hey, you were supposed to suck my cock for two minutes. It doesn't bother me. But the problem is too many people think that there's a certain order that it's supposed to go. It's kind of erotic if you have that in your brain the first time it doesn't go that way. It's like, what, we can do these out of order?
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
Well, first off, with whomever you hook up with or bring into the bedroom, whatever.
Speaker1:
Back to the car.
Speaker3:
Depends on their experience with threesomes.
Speaker1:
Well, and you're exactly right. Because if you get if you bring a single male in right and they have zero experience they're going to monopolize the female and then you're going to be left out or you're going to feel left out well that if you have three newbies it's going to look like a monkey fucking a football i mean if you have three newbies and everybody's swingers and nobody has a fucking clue what to do it's just going to be a plethora of genitals a lot of awkward positions and probably some leg cramps I mean really I ask her if she was bi because when they're open to either way you know because I think that's a relevant question anyways because if you're bringing another female in or you're bi do you have experience with another female Thank you. because that when they're open to either way, you know, because I think that's a relevant question anyways, because if you're bringing another female in, are you by, do you have experience with another female? She says she doesn't know. She's just open. She's new. She's new. The challenge with a threesome, everybody goes, threesomes are kind of hard actually to, I mean, but that's, that's like the go-to thing. Look, here's the deal. Two couples hook up. You know, I go fuck his wife. He fucks you. I know how to fuck one-on-one. You know how to fuck one-on-one. They all know how to fuck one-on-one. It's pretty easy shit. It's just fucking with a different person that you're with. A threesome is a little bit more of a challenge. Because, okay, if you have another guy, there are some guys that are uber fucking paranoid about any sort of incidental contact at all. There are some guys that are paranoid about being in the same room with a naked dick if it's not a locker room you know you have uh you so that can be awkward and you know whatever if you have someone if you have a female that is absolutely you know same thing it does not interest in any incidental contact with another female okay you know i mean there's a lot of sitting around waiting there's like it's kind of like a tag team thing it can be a little bit there is you know if you are the new person as the individual in whether it be a guy or gal if you're with a couple and they're really experienced all of a sudden they go hey we want to do a dp uh are you comfortable with that because you know what i'm i'm straight but i also have no fear of incidental contact in any way shape or form but that's a totally different that the first time you do that someone that's a totally different experience you know so there's there's so many variables with it and it's like you know part of it is you just got to let it flow the biggest thing is communication and and again this see there's a theme here watch body language things along those lines whether you be whether it be that you're bringing another female in or you're bringing another guy in females get i think the short end of the stick yeah uh more times than Not because, you know, who's the fresh meat you know we've talked about we've said that i've said forever today that you should you need to go have a threesome where you're the fresh meat you know so you want to make sure you're watching to make sure that you're not your wife isn't getting left out in the process or your significant other isn't getting left out in the process and the same thing applies if you're a female bringing another guy in here here's the reality a lot of guys shitty at threesomes when there's two guys involved shitty absolutely horrendous at it i dig threesomes i dig threesomes because i like watching you get fucked that's hot as shit to me right oh right? Oh, my God, guys are shitty at it because it's like, you know, it's not, you're not leaving me. I want you to have as much attention with them because obviously it's fresh dick, so it did. But there's placement things. Look, when you're fucking a girl and you're doing it some form of missionary, okay, and your right above her face i'm just gonna be standing there running the camera i mean i'm just gonna be standing back there because i'm always a camera well no but you know what i mean i'm gonna be standing back because unless you weren't my dick slapping you in the forehead you know that that probably isn't well that's same for female too well it is and so you need to be a little we ran into that one time yes and you should know better yeah well i was but you wouldn't back up well yeah i was caught up in the fucking moment i got in there and i didn't want to slip out we've all had instances well the thing is though there's ways to be creative yes porn's a great way to see some ideas you know what you can fuck a girl on her back you can be fucking her if you have her head over the fucking edge of the bed so it gives you a place for your dick
Speaker3:
you've seen that haven't you
Speaker2:
I've seen that
Speaker4:
yeah I have
Speaker1:
and it was hot as fuck so I mean you have to
Speaker2:
you know
Speaker1:
part of it is just let it flow a little bit I mean that's a huge part of it but the other part of it is you know really to me Thank you. And it was hot as fuck. So, I mean, you have to, you know, part of it is just let it flow a little bit. I mean, that's a huge part of it. But the other part of it is, you know, really to me, the most important thing out of a threesome is to really watch because I am 110% completely guilty of not, you know, getting caught up in the moment. And then you getting cheated. seriously we have talked about it we've said a million times you need to have a threesome where you're the new the fresh meat in a couple so that you get to experience that part of it because it it's not it's a human nature thing you know i get to have sex with you all the time oh look here's a new pussy and so you know but to really watch and that's why sometimes i think a threesome is a really dangerous fucking a dangerous place to start for it's where a lot of couples start but i think it can be it'd be complicated well and and the other thing is you don't know what the other the singles again communication what are the singles expectations you know if it's a single male or a single female that doesn't really give two shits about one of the partners they can just dominate it the whole thing and their person's kind of just like what do i do what i do what i do you know so you kind of keep that in mind i think it's funny because you always say that threesomes are too much work they can be but seriously it depends on that person's experience i've had some good ones but i've had some where i'm just like i i feel like i left you out yeah which which you know which it didn't bother me because there was pictures and i was able to take pictures and and that was approved upon ahead of time so you can look back at him oh fuck man there were some of the best videos ever just saying and he watches them often i can't because my one's on my phone that's broken i want to get that the only reason i've kept that fucking phone is to get two videos off of that son of a bitch they're a total of like seven minutes long between the two of them and i want them like more than life itself i'm fucking fucking hot as shit. I don't care. I don't miss this. Nummy. You were getting fucking just fucked stupid. You really did. Here's the thing. You were drunk when it all started and you literally got fucked sober. Yeah. You got fucked sober beyond all realms of belief. That happens. Oh, that was awesome.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker1:
I'm just like, yeah. That was fucking. That's going on porn. Anyways, touch that.
Speaker2:
My bad.
Speaker3:
It can't because it's lost on your phone.
Speaker1:
It's lost on my fucking phone. I just need it for my own personal viewing habits and fun and whatever.
Speaker2:
You know what?
Speaker1:
It's pretty awesome when you do take a video that is actually hotter than any porn you could watch that's that's fucking that's the shit because you're reliving the moment there were times that with that one i didn't i could just start it and i was like fucking stroke stroke done there we go blew my load well we'll save that for later pause it there there we go okay so i hope that answers their question on the threesomes you know again i don't just let it flow people make this people think the shit through way too much you know someone will have to make the first move yes someone's gonna have to make the first move and as a general rule i i'll put this out there i think if you're the couple, because I think a lot of times more couples is just my opinion. Now, I don't have a doctorate in this. Just my opinion that more couples will instigate the concept of a threesome than singles. Okay. So if you're the couple and look, you're the ones that know each other what's right that this other person's kind of like you know they're not going to want to step on toes they're not unless they're into that sort of kink they're not going to they're not going to want they're not you know it might be like if i'm the if i'm the guy brought into a threesome with a couple, I'm not necessarily going to feel comfortable to be like, you know, grab your old lady and just start fucking making out with her. I don't know what the fuck you guys are waiting on, but I'm ready to fuck. You know, I'm not going to do that. It's a little more, you know, if you can kind of lead the way and lead into it. And here's the thing. There's a lot of sensuality.
Speaker2:
Sensuality? What?
Speaker1:
Another show? What? Sensualness. I'll just make up a word now fuck it uh that that can go with it it's hot when when you have like seven minutes father fuck when two guys are when two guys are stripping you i mean that's hot you know because that's gonna lead to you on your knees for me too it, and you're going to be going, and that's always fucking sexy. I mean, it's not a great blowjob, but it sure is fun to watch. It's not a good blowjob? No, when you're sucking two dicks at the same time, because no dicks get, it's not like an actual blowjob. It's more, you know, it's like licking two ice cream cones. Lick, lick. It's more watching you bounce back and forth and stuff like that. I mean, keep doing it. Don't. Well, no, I do. Well, we won't do that that anymore It's not even a good blowjob No I mean it's a fucking awesome blowjob But you know what I'm saying Okay so I'm going to real quick I do not have a secret foot fetish But I do like my toes tickled Ew I do i'm gonna i'm gonna hit the other question real quick that we had so hopefully that answers that one the um oh mother fuck brain talk say something real quick because all of a sudden it just like totally oh oh wait never mind my nose okay uh i couldn't i don't have on my fucking notes. So the other question that we got, we got a question from James. He is in Sacramento, California. His question was, again, involving either couples or two couples going to play or threesomes or whatever the case may be. Is it appropriate to take pictures? Pictures or videos? with permission yes here's the thing only with permission and again look we crack jokes about it but we've never once taken pictures or video without everybody's permission involved what is and is not appropriate look even though we will never share somebody i cracked a joke about pornography, wouldn't do that you still need to find out what they're comfortable with okay no face shots no whatever you know again be an adult about it what they're comfortable with what they're not and be understanding if they say no no means no and and you know what don't secretly don't don't do it look look here's the thing and don't ever give in okay if you're not comfortable and this isn't just you know people go oh well for the late no this isn't just for the ladies this is for guys too okay uh yes there's revenge porn laws and everything else don't don't ever give in and don't high pressure people to let you take pictures or videos okay look if it's hot enough it'll be burned into your fucking brain forever okay uh do not ever fucking without at a time time once the action starts it is too late to ask if it's okay to take pictures okay once clothes start coming off oh by the way no no no in the middle of it like the one threesome that that you thoroughly enjoyed watching you asked him can i take a video we were at a break we were at a break so we were sitting talking we were at it wasn't in the middle of you two fucking of him just pounding the shit out of you and i'm like oh by the way can i take videos of this and everybody's going no one knows what's going on no we were literally sitting there having a break and i'm like okay so would anybody you know would you be cool with if i video video tapes so when i was going on blow job he goes cole hit me my phone yeah no shit exactly yeah and then and then so you know and and then you know what it's it's kind of kind of common courtesy swap pictures at the end send each other a picture if everybody's cool with it okay but if somebody says no don't and i'm telling you what if you're in a situation ever and somebody breaks out a camera without permission you fucking stop what you're doing get dressed and leave if you're a chick and all of a sudden you realize somebody's videotaping you and that wasn't okay bite his fucking dick off god's on a screw fucking bite fucking bite his dick look that shit can ruin lives you know and that can cause a lot of stress and here's the deal if you know of people hate to have to mention this part but there's people out there that will set up video cameras or have video cameras if you can see the video cameras and you say no don't trust it don't trust it don't don't trust it at that point in time you remember we always talk about accountability for yourself if and if you don't feel right or if they just are hounding too much and you're thinking that maybe something's gonna happen if you don't feel right in a situation don't do it okay whether it's people's homes a hotel whatever the case may be so you know understand that if somebody is really badgering if there's a group of people, there there is a risk there because you know people everybody's busy fucking and no one next thing you know there's a camera out remember if you take pictures and people don't want face pictures tattoos ink is a dead giveaway for a lot of people we've lived it uh you know there's a lot of stuff so just when it comes to that shit be cool but don't ever settle so James you know get permission ahead of time and you know if not be cool with it and just live in the moment and sometimes here's and you know what we take these pictures and pretty soon you talk to people that actually shoot porn or if you ever get the opportunity to see porn being shot you know what it's they say it's not as hot when you're seeing and the thing is so sometimes yeah it's great to be able to look back later but you know what just live in the moment just if you really want to have the most fun just fucking there's no posing there's no worry about it just fucking absorb everything in the moment and fucking go with it. But that took us to the end, didn't it? Fuck, shit. These shows are true. I'm going to do a two-hour show, god damn it. Okay, well.
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
Would that... What?
Speaker2:
No.
Speaker1:
Oh, Jesus.
Speaker2:
Anyways.
Speaker1:
You didn't have any fun. So, well, you did that one time. There's that other time. That sounded like Todd there, Omaha, Nebraska. Crazy. the show we appreciate you listening hey again don't forget definitely if you want to go to the party of the year 2020 it's January 17th through the 19th Omaha Nebraska crazy winter nights do not miss an opportunity to go there and be a part of this epic event we'd love to have you there go to www.crazykrazywinternights.com and if you like some really badass crazy truth and crazy casbah merchandise and to learn more about miss amanda and myself go to our personal website at www.crazycasbah k-r-a-z-y k-a-s-b-h dot com alright kids so doing it the only way I know how the only way I fuck doing it the only way I know how the only way I ever will casbah style out bye We'll see you next time.
Speaker3:
Bye-bye.
Speaker2:
Bye-bye. how the only way i do it the only way i know how the only way i ever will chasma style out bye
