Krazy Truth #74 Halloween Time!!!!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I'm your host with the most, I i am cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and possibly hungover miss amanda this is a little surprise surprise uh this is season two episode 74 look at me remembering and all this fun shit. We are back from the beginning of the Halloween season. It was kicked off with vigor and enthusiasm yesterday. It was. Lots of vigor. Lots of enthusiasm. Lots of vigor. Lots of enthusiasm. I was doing good all night. I don't know what it was that I I drank Moonshine pickle juice, just saying Well, there was three They weren't mysterious I knew what I was drinking But there's three things that could have set me over the edge Once you went, though, you went like a boss Oh, it hit me like a ton of bricks No, believe it or not, she went as a witch You would have thought she went as somebody going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Because once she fucking went, man, she went fast and hard. And crash, and away we go. And so ended our evening. It was cute, though. Oh, so you're showing we already have people on there? Uh-huh. Oh, fuck. What's mine doing? Piddling. It says we have at least eight right now. Oh, Lord. For those of you who don't know. We started a smidge early. We are. We did start a smidge early. For those of you you don't know we are we did start a smidge early for those who don't know we do are recording live on our secret secret facebook page crazy casbah shh don't tell the others but we'll get you all signed up so you can join and be a part of the fun and magic that is so uh yeah so let's start off we talked a little bit we started talking a little bit about the halloween season uh went in full bore for us yesterday with the start of the fine folks at island writers uh that throw a great halloween party every year this is the uh i'm gonna say this is like the fourth year maybe that we've been out there out there. That we've been out there. Something like that. Fourth or fifth year, maybe. Something. Something like that. And every time we've had a damn good time, just saying. And so, obviously, this was no exception at all. We had a blast out there, and there was a good chunk of party people from all over the state. Actually, a couple of states went out there with some Kansas folks, some Iowa folks, some Nebraska folks. So, that was a great time. We had a good time with everybody. We always want to give a shout out. They do their parties totally different. It's really neat. It's kind of fun. They have lots of good grub. Good grub. They always make sure you're fed well, mixers, and nude maybe i might be tired too weird so you've been napping since we got back i've not been napping the whole time since we got back fuck you not the whole time no i i napping no look napping is taking making a conscious decision to lay down and take a nap that you know okay what i did was i felt i fell asleep there's a huge difference there okay i passed out because i woke up both time drowning on my own slobber coughing and gagging yeah you did okay so and it was i was watching tv and watching a little the football and the next thing i was even though it sounded like i was gagging on an egg nope that was that was just my slobbering, just trying to drown myself. So, no, that's always a pretty good sign of a party. Yeah. You know, I mean, because I think we got home like, well, we got home this morning, this afternoon. This afternoon. Fuck. But, you know, I think I went to bed at 3.30. What time did you go to bed, Miss Amanda? I have no idea. Oh, wait oh wait that's right after two quick trips to the bathroom and there we are we're in bed now i think you know in all the years we've been together i can count on like one hand how many times you've been sick because of booze guess what we just added added the pinky finger year year 27 ding we've got've got a winner. No, it happens. But, no, the Island Riders is great. If you get a chance, next year they do two parties a year. They do a big Valentine's party and either Halloween or something right around that time of year. So if you get a chance, you want to make sure that you go to that, we strongly encourage encourage it a big thank you to the owners uh it's got a great group of owners that always put stuff on put on a show make it fun for everybody something totally unique we stress this kind of stuff try something new right so try something new and this is it this is a huge one to to try something new on and and it's always a good time i think there was i think they told me this morning there was somewhere like 19 or 20 new couples that had never been out to their party before, so that always kicks ass. Yeah, it does. So hopefully we had some small part in that. You're a draw. I'm not a draw, but hopefully we had some people that drew. It was artwork, I tell you. I thought they were talking about sex stuff. What? So you dressed up as Slash, and some people didn't even realize who you were. Yes, I did. And I'll tell you what. Hey, for those of you that follow us on Twitter, which should be all of you fuckers, you can follow us on Twitter, at Truth Crazy. I will put a picture on Twitter of both of us in our Halloween costumes.
Speaker2: Yes, I did go as Slash.
Speaker1: The really sad thing is there was a time when I could have won a Slash and just dyed my hair black. But that's not the case anymore. Now I'm just happy to have some hair on a spot for the wig to stay on. But the top hat, I did not have to go buy the top hat. I actually have two top hats. And you went as a witch. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. So she's, you know, again, let me stress it again. That was witch with a W. Not bitch. It was witch. Witch. I want to stress that or you'll become a bitch. Bitch. Then put a fucking spell on me uh yeah so anyways uh just need a dog ears no dog ears a bitch oh god you you don't talk any shit to me i i i i rubbed your back and wet the cloth for you last night. It's okay, baby. Aww. I totally cock-blocked you. Like a champ. But actually, you didn't cock-block me. Actually, what you did was you ensured that you... I mean, don't do this every fucking party. Okay, let's not get carried away. But you carried away but you actually you know everyone's like oh what a great guy cares about his wife more than going to getting pussy oh what a great guy so all the girls like well that's really nice that's the way a guy should be thanks sweetie uh so yeah no i did i i'm not we're not ones that we like you know well she's passed out let's go fuck ee uh so yeah so in the in the grand scheme of things if you want a sensitive swinger um someone who's loving and caring as a guy and uh manly man that would be me put your applications in if you want me to wear it dress actually you want to know what's what ain't the The individual about made your Facebook famous. One, I cracked the joke. Yeah, I cracked the joke. Do you want to? Yeah, well, go back. And before we go, fuck, I'll lose the wig and the hat. And she was like, no. I want you to leave the wig and the hat. Oh, God. And which made me think back to you, because when I used to go as Gene Simmons all the time for Kiss, you would at least, I'd always get to fuck you at least one night wearing the makeup, ask Kiss. Remember when I was working for, I was working at a bar one time, they were doing a promotion. For like a month straight, I was wearing Kiss makeup. It was awesome. yeah it was awesome who put it on you you did you know what and in between your thighs those demon wings look hotter than fuck i'm just saying so you know and and to that person because i know they listen uh i didn't get rid of the wig so you know i'm more than happy to to role play in any way shape or form if anybody Thank you. they listen uh i didn't get rid of the wig so you know i'm more than happy to to role play in any way shape or form if anybody wants to uh no but you you be wanting to see your sexy witch costume and you know you know that whole same cold as a witch's tit yeah they wanted to see your cold tits i can tell you I can tell you that. You had a lot of people interested in liking your outfit.
Speaker3: I flashed a few people. That was when I was coherent.
Speaker1: Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. I'm going to put this out there. I'm going to guess that you had forgot your wand.
Speaker3: I did.
Speaker1: But there were plenty of people that would have loaned you their wand if you were willing to play with it. Cast a spell on me. Can you make your wand be a fountain? I bet I can. Anywho, so yeah. But if you follow us on Twitter, if you follow us on Twitter, at Truth Crazy, then we will put pictures of my live videos. And why in the fuck did that end? What the hell? Okay. Just keep going. Anyways, so, yeah. Well, I'm going to do it like this. So, I'm technical difficulties here. So, anyways, we will take and, you know, we'll post pictures, we'll post pictures online of the whole thing. That's fucking weird. What? I hope fucking FB isn't doing some new fucking rules on shit. No, they're not. Dickweeds. Okay. Anyway. All right. Anyways, back to where we go. So, uh, I thought we'd stick with some themes here of some questions that we have gotten some Halloween slash-ish questions. How does that sound to you, Pumpkin? Sounds great. Well, here, start off with, okay, I'm going to interrupt you because, well, I can. Well, I should be kissing up to you for taking care of me. No, feel free. Cock block so block okay so what were some costumes that you saw okay there was a little red riding hood and the big bad wolf there was okay yes i saw that yes yes there was yes uh there was also we had the the naked cowboyboy. It was actually the Casbah Cowboy from New York fame, of those of you that know. We had a Playboy Bunny.
Speaker2: Mm-hmm. Right?
Speaker1: We had a Butterfly.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: We had the Wicked Witch of the West from Wizard of Oz. I do believe we all do. And one of the flying, one of her pret do believe we all and one of the flying one of the flying one of her pretties her pretties flying monkeys monkeys everywhere flying we had there was a cow because I remember him coming out no you didn't he came up talking to us about
Speaker2: one day
Speaker1: videos of of like birthing a cow or some shit or how far cows at the hand of a cow's butt or some crap
Speaker3: I don't out looking for okay, okay. All right, yeah.
Speaker2: Oh, my gosh.
Speaker1: Someone should have been. Well, look, I wasn't out looking for dudes, so even if they were dressed as chicks, I didn't know.
Speaker3: There was A League of Their Own.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: A League of Their Own. Is that the name of the movie?
Speaker2: What?
Speaker1: The baseball player, the girl, the female baseball players.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Oh, there was from Pulp Fiction with Vinnie and i can't think of the chick's name and she knew the joke she knew the joke and was able to tell the joke which is awesome that's really good and that was that was a really that was a badass one uh a patient a hospital patient uh a poison ivy a a, a, uh, angel, angel, dirty angel, uh, dirty angel. There was, uh, I'm more of a dark angel. Yeah. Dark angel. You had the, we were going to find out. Was it the voice of reason? Is that the angel and the devil? Yes. Yep. Yeah. That was okay. That was awesome tube inspector yeah uh there was like a female cop there was an i dream of genie uh thing happening there was that there was i mean there was uh there was a tribal looking guy there's a trial yep there was a joker there was a grim reaper thank you bill he was a dj so he. There was a tribal, yep. There was a Joker. There was a Grim Reaper. Thank you, Bill. He was a DJ, so he saw some of those. There were aliens.
Speaker3: Harley Quinn.
Speaker1: Harley Quinn. There was a lot of shit. There was a lot of shit. It was really good. It's fun. These costumes are awesome. And they ranged, right? They were everywhere from fucking, you know, bonererlicious to just really good lingerie yeah i mean it's something for everybody uh yeah so uh there was a cop lady cop lady there was a roman soldier yes yeah dumbass uh there's all kind of stuff. So, okay, this actually leads into the first question, though. Okay. Okay, the first question comes to us. It comes to us out of Houston, Texas. Neat. Nicole in Houston, Texas. How many different costumes should you have for different halloween parties and i think okay and i think this is funny i think this is i think this is a great question because when you're new okay here here's the challenge when you're new in the lifestyle and and of course there's all these ways to do all these different events right they do all these different themes and stuff we do it too crazy when i test things we all have themes and you can buy outfits for most of these themes now i cracked a joke last night out having a cigarette i said if you want to find out who every single swinger is in the united states hack amazon because if you hack amazon right now you're gonna find somebody has something bought is bought from Amazon so yeah I mean that's that's okay but it gets expensive right so I mean this is a challenge like parties okay so it was a hotel party and it was an awesome hotel party but you have hotel room you have interest to get in you know like food booze that can get pricey we got lucky i guess i got i got some booze given to me last night that was awesome thank you very much to some folks that uh pat and mitch that both gave me some booze that was awesome uh but i mean it can get and when you start getting costumes like it can get really pricey it's it's the weirdest damn concept the skankier and the less material there is in a halloween costume or an adult anything the more expensive it costs so like you can get a badass full batman suit for like 80 bucks you get like the princess leia like when i'm tied up to jabba the hut and it's just like two nuts and a little loincloth. I mean, that motherfucker is like $350. I mean, you know, that's like the, that is absolutely, but it is what it is, right? I mean, that's what it is. So, but when you're new, like you want to fit in. And look, there are some areas that are having Halloween parties. I think the most Halloween parties we've ever went to in like one one halloween season uh i went to five one october five or six we had one like every weekend four weeks in october yeah but with no yeah what really wow she puked all the toxins out look at that no but there's we've we've had one season where we had one on friday and saturday there's two weekend nights so okay and so we've hit because we've hit parties that they they spread out i think i think the most we went to is five and i think we turned we could have went to i know the most invites we've ever had is like fucking, like, 17. Okay, here's the funny thing. The very... think we turned we could have went to i know the most invites we've ever had is like fucking like 17 okay here's here's the the funny thing the very the very when we first got into the lifestyle we went only went to one party right or two one two two one was here in town yep and i thought i was so creative and did a saloon girl handmade the whole damn costume and I thought wow it's going to be kind of risque and for you it was risque from what you normally would have ever done and I was like oh this is going to be hot well it didn't quite turn out the way I wanted to but it was a corset it's hard to make a corset damn it yeah and i was so overdressed i was just like oh wow yeah well i remember you going you were like looking for a coat to make sure everybody got to cover yourself before you walked in because you felt like it was like you know oh my god this is kind of skanky you know and it was a corset and a skirt yeah and then and then we walk in there's like fucking oh look she has two acorns and a fucking leaf oh well never mind then wow weird so i mean and and i mean that i can remember that was a learning curve yeah and then and but okay so but you've always had the challenge of you're creative right and so you and and when we first got in lifestyle you had more time because you were still to stay home you were still staying home on so you had time to work on and make your own costumes so that helped because it cut down cost and it also you always were pretty creative and my stuff was always pretty easy what the that i wanted to do i mean you know my stuff was you stop me from too much stuff remember if you wear a lot of makeup when you go fuck if you go fuck early in the party it's gonna be then your makeup yeah then your makeup's fucked for the rest of the night so you know you want to kind of keep that shit in mind so but i can remember you being told you got asked well what are you wearing for the next party? And they're like, the same thing I'm wearing at this party. That was the second year. That was the second year. And they were like, oh, no, you have to have different outfits. No, you don't. I was just like, what? Yeah, no. I'm like, do you have a different one? Oh, yeah, I have all kinds of costumes. I wear a different one. I'm like, I don't want to spend a lot of money on costumes. But come to find out, she would go to just a regular party and change four different times over the course of the night. And it was all fucking for show. The thing is, no, Nicole, you don't need a different outfit for every single party. If you want one, now some people really get into Halloween. Right. okay and so you know if you really get into halloween kick ass then then go for it if you either have the costumes or the fundage to buy new ones for every party go for it do it yeah it's still your choice i i usually like for me i get an idea and then i'm like i dig that idea and i like okay so i went to slash so i was really impressed how my slash outfit came out it's really not hard but anyways especially for deciding friday night yeah i'm like well because i wanted to share outfit but i couldn't find that stuff to fit me we were looking for shoes and dresses yeah it's hard to find the size fucking 13 heels so So the thing is, yeah, but I really like the way it looked. I can see me doing that again because that fits my personality anyway. It's kind of my thing. Yeah, it does. So for me, just one. Now in terms of just regular theme parties, here's the deal uh you know it is always fun to participate in theme parties right it's always a blast like the leather and lace or you know they'll have
Speaker3: naughty school girl or one couple that was there um what they did was they were dressed as um like the scottish in the kilts and stuff yeah and she uh she said that they were that's the
Speaker1: Thank you. um like the scottish in the kilts and stuff yeah and she uh she said that they wear that to the ren fair right and and then she just has a longer version of the skirt okay i gotta acknowledge this one because amy just commented damn now i know it was too much makeup keeping keeping me from fucking no I'm a glitter collector so no not not even not even vaguely. No way. He's been covering in more glitter than that. Well, you know. Anyways. No, but I mean it's fun to participate in all those different theme nights, but it really can start to add up fast. The thing is, you're not required to, I mean, check the party or the club you're going to. If it's one that is absolutely required to be dressed in theme, maybe that's not one you want to go to. Or dress up. Or dress dress up you're not required to necessarily participate in whatever the theme is you you have never in all of our years in this you've never went out and bought a schoolgirl outfit if anybody has one they want to wear for me please let me know uh anyways but you've never you know you've never done one like that and we still went to them and we still had a great time. I mean, let's face it. The ultimate goal is most of that shit is just going to end up on the floor. Bill, good point. If you do it, doggy style, you don't mess up makeup. Unless you've got makeup on your cock. Just saying. Amanda had on the wrong lipstick. Depends who you ask. Well, it smeared stain all over my face. What were you doing with it? You're doing it wrong. Making out. Well, that's like learning how to eat a red popsicle with white gloves on now, isn't it? Just saying, pumpkin. But, I mean, seriously, that's the thing is you don't have to go all in all the time. I'm telling you what, swinging, if you're not careful, swinging can be like you need a second job to pay for. And here's the part that sucks is it's not fair to the girls. It's really fucking not. Because, you know, there isn't like school boy outfit. Oh, there can be. Well, when was the was the last time maybe we should have one of those where everybody dresses like angus young like the the uniform shorts and fucking shit no it's always school girl or it's always you know it's just shit that it's for chicks to be in sex i don't know why we don't just go with just pasties and a puss cover. Party and call it good. Because ultimately, that's really what we want. That's what we're trying to get you guys to dress down to anyways. I mean, you know, whether you have some other pieces of leather on you.
Speaker3: There were a couple girls in football jerseys.
Speaker1: Oh, that was gross.
Speaker2: Sorry.
Speaker1: What was that look for?
Speaker3: What the hell?
Speaker1: I'm allowed to do that. It's our show. I don't know. Oh, that was gross. Sorry. What was that look for? What the hell? I'm allowed to do that. It's our show. That was brought to you by buying some dude's moonshine in a pickle jar and cracking rum, just so we all are clear. I should have eaten that all when I found my glass this morning. Oh, gross. Man, yeah. You know, here's the thing. Don't invest in outfits. Invest in good glasses. And I don't mean like wearing glasses. I mean good glass to take to parties. That's where you need to spend your money, kids. A good quality fucking glass. It's cheap enough that no one will steal it but it's good enough that it can all be always be your go-to party cup we had those right but they weren't the right ones because you need ones with a lid with a lid because you're gonna get drunk so you're not spilling all over yourself and your friends let's face it we want to get all the girls wet but let's not dump booze on them to do it so you want someone with a lid so you can have a sippy cup because eventually you're going to act like you're 12 hello so the one but easy to get the top off so you can get more booze in it the one guy with a blow-up grim reaper on his back or yeah yeah holding him or whatever um he has a cane because he only has one leg right but he went to go get the booze bottles out. Now, I had a canned drink. Right, you didn't. White girl wasted. And he went to go get the bottles out. He flipped his cane. His cane hit my can. My can goes flying to the floor. I'm, like, trying to hurry up and pick it up. And it's going everywhere. There's not a time I knocked i knocked something down imagine that you were out of control water white girl wasted white girl wasted no you actually weren't no well it i mean but it happens but here's what you can't make the top too hard to get off or because when you have a little bit left and you want to try to open it to get more it's like opening the bag of chips and it throw you you know look the only reason i want to smell like booze the next day is when it's oozing out of my pores ew you know or it's when i've picked up from oozing out of her pores too and we're we're fucking our way to sobriety then maybe we can talk about it but i don't want it because i dumped it all over myself booze and, it is what it is. Oh, here's something else I learned because it's been so long since I had long hair. You know, because I used to have really, really long hair. Right. So I knew how to... When I had long hair, it wasn't near as hot as a wig is. And when I had my own hair, it didn't always dip into my drink. Just saying. And I didn't usually almost catch it on fire with lighting a cigarette so there's learning curves with costumes so keep that when you are getting outfits keep that in mind you have to move remember a cool outfit but then when you can't fucking move around you learned it and and there were some girls were talking that with wings this this last party the first time you wear wings places remember you're not usually a fairy although some costumes should be worn year-round just saying anyways you're not really normally first you don't normally have wings so you're not used to walking a door sideways yeah where you know so and there were girls talking about Well, for for the next party they're going to adjust their wings A little bit I at least had somebody that went to Comic Cons Tell me You don't necessarily want wings That go clear out Because it is hard to walk through doors And through crowds of people without smacking them with your wings Well yeah Are we and and are we being recorded this seems awfully quiet i don't know anyway so yeah well it's me and i also took in and you know like i wear sunglasses all the time luckily i'm well trained and i'm used to wearing sunglasses inside because i always do i like always wear my sunglasses but it's even darker when you're in a dark room with uh shades on and but and with the hair but you know for me, I was used to it. Imagine that. Yeah, but I'm used to it. But you got to think that kind of stuff, too. You have to plan ahead. Plus, if it's cold, hey, there are some people that can talk about what happened when it's like standing outside when you're a little bit nipply and it's a little chilly and you're wearing fucking tight pants. Guess what happens? Your keeps shrinking and pretty soon you look like a ken doll if you're not careful so you learn to smoke quick just saying smoke very true smoke faster i'm gonna get camel tell when you live where it's flipping cold the chances of halloween being warm Doesn't exist Aren't fucking nil
Speaker3: We've stood outside in the snow
Speaker1: Yes we have Because we're dedicated smokers Or I'm a dedicated smoker You're just dedicated Well you're a dedicated smoker When you've been drinking Ooh cigarettes Bad habit Really?
Speaker3: Well not as bad as yours
Speaker1: Thank you. Yeah, when you've been drinking. Ooh, cigarettes. Yeah. Okay. Bad habit. Shit. Really? Well, nice bad as yours. Wait a minute. No, shut up. Okay, there's no throwing stones. We're on a show about the lifestyle where our hobby is fucking other people. Really? That's true. Okay, next up, we're going to talk about the value of eating fresh fruit and drinking plenty of water every single day stay tuned kids barney will be on shortly i love you yeah no so i mean it all goes with it i can tell you this there's one thing when you're planning for a fucking party being a dirty smoker depending on what you wear for a costume have plenty of booze and smokes bought ahead of time because remember nothing says dedication like at 1 1 30 in the morning going over to the truck stop when you're in drag or whatever your costume is and going in and needing to buy cigarettes or whatever. You did that last time, didn't you? I did, and you know what my saving grace is?
Speaker2: What?
Speaker1: I didn't have to take all my shit off because I have my crow's feet and my wrinkles show that I'm old enough that they're like, we're not even going to have fun card. There's no doubt that you're probably old enough to go ahead and buy smokes.
Speaker3: What were you last year?
Speaker1: Drunk was one thing I was because I stumbled across. What were you last year? Drunk was one thing I was because I was stumbled across. What was I last year? It was cold. It was chilly. I was at Breeze last year.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: No, that was the year before. I was drunk that year, too. I don't remember what I was. What the hell did I do? Anybody who partied with us that can remember what the fuck I was dressed as last year, you'll probably get a free patch if you can run in and tell me what the fuck I... Oh, no. We, I was the dark angel, and then you had the devil. Oh, yeah, that's what I had. What I was was I was myself. I was myself with you and our girlfriend at the time on leashes. And I remember that because I didn't get to take you two over to the gas station on leashes with me. Now, if that situation would have happened, I wouldn't have got carded, but I would have got a standing ovation. Yay, you rookie! No, I don't know.
Speaker3: Good grief.
Speaker1: No, in this day and age, someone would have been like, I'm pretty sure he's sex trafficking them. He had leashes on them and was walking through the store. Just saying. Yes. Anyway, I got to say, I love the costumes that are for triads. When people come up with original shit for triads. Yeah. Because, look, as a guy, you don't care what the fuck you wear when you're in a triad for Halloween. You don't care. You give two flying fucks. You know what? We should do this to wear when I try it again. We're going to do this. I'm going to take and I'll make you guys be a horse. Like, you know, head and ass of a horse. Two parts of a horse. And I won't care. And I'll be the greatest costume ever. You know why? The look I'm getting right now is fucking priceless. Do you know why? Why? Because I got two bitches. That's why. So I'm going to be, look, I don't, you know, seriously, it would not matter. I don't think there's a single guy in the world that gives two flying fucks when they're in a triad what the costumes the girls wear. You know what? You want to go as two penises? That's fine. Or you want to go as two nuts and I'll dress as a dick? That's fine. All that matters is my hotel reservation says three, please. And that's just a one. Right now, the whole Poly community's list is going, you're doing it wrong, which exactly. Yeah, you do. When you're new, you don't, you know, obviously. Okay, so I'll put that disclaimer to the Poly community. I apologize. We're making cracking jokes on it. But when you're first new, doing it, you know, when it's the first time and you're a triad for the first time you're there's a little like peacockness as a guy you're like yeah i mean because pretty much you know and you start it's amazing how much you just like are draped on them like a fucking curtain yeah there with me uh-huh yeah it's like halftime oh isn't oh what a great what a great place tom hold on one second hey folks have you got your tickets for crazy winter nights yet you need to www.crazywinternights.com right now the events and the activities there's still space but they're going to be filling soon you want to visit today and get your tickets an 8 000 square foot dungeon a huge vendor fair world renowned speakers on sex kink and polyamory two different parties leather and lace the whole nine yards sign up today www.crazywinternights.com get your tickets today for this two-day hotel takeover event of a lifetime and we're back the other guy i fired the fucking monster truck guy yeah okay i fired him i was listening to one of the i was listening to one of our uh our shows and i'm like well that guy sounds like a fucking moron really you encouraged him on i saw you blowing him when I wasn't looking. Jesus. I love your psychotic voice. Anyways. What? You're like, you're like, and you're like, and so you're, you're here, but you not, like, jumping in with huge value. Well, I mean, like, wow, the looks I'm getting is awesome. This is great. Wow. Remember, I said, no, no, I'll clean it up. It's okay. I didn't make you clean it up. Nope, you sure didn't. Sure. Anyways look, these kind of things don't happen very often in my life where I get this opportunity usually it's me, usually it's you talking about, you know stopping the car at Mach 5 to get pulled over for me to puke my guts out so it's kind of fun for this opportunity to go the other way just throwing that out there a little bit you know. So here's the thing. I'm going to put this out so everybody knows. Miss Amanda, I love her to death. I've loved her for years and years. We've been together forever today. But she is a fucking bitch. She does not get hangovers, okay? So for those of us that do get hangovers, we didn't used to, when we were younger, but as we get older, our hangovers get worse worse we love when little miss perky fuck can go and go from a fucking train wreck that's crashed into another train wreck and then went off the rails and over a bridge and get up the next morning and go i feel really thirsty uh when most people are over there going i'm hungry twice off Twice off on the way home. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, she's ready for a fucking water, a Diet Coke, and a snack. And, you know, I wasn't even going to get a buzz, and I kind of have a headache. So I'm flipping her shit. I'm not a dick. She deserves it, and it is what it is. It's because she's a fucking witch in real life. Anyways, so, yeah. So it's fucking true. You're lucky. You don't get hangovers. Thank you. You make fun of how drunk I was. Yes. Now, hey, I was a saint last night. I was a fucking saint saint i could have ran a video and we'd be up to like 25 000 fucking youtube video followers if i'd run that video because you drunk is is cute as fuck oh i could have been i didn't even take i didn't even take a picture of you drunk i was gonna take a picture of you when i had you all tucked in with the white you know with the cloth on your head and how how halloween ended i didn't even do i didn't even do that uh you know so yeah okay yes and right now so bill is accusing me yes i was i i am responsible for several people being cockblocked last night and karma obviously came back to kick me square in the balls uh because you know yes i did i did help some people i did help oh and look look on our on our secret page so andy's in too, because you, he has the ability when he's drinking and feeling really good about telling that people they shouldn't stop and be a quitter and keep going, so they give him another drink to where they're train wrecked, and then the guys go to bed without sex. Look, gentlemen, don't leave your ladies unattended around me. No, not around no not around look here's the thing i i have notoriously been known people go i i'm not gonna have a drink come on once i'm drinking i i don't peer pressure in like a mean way but once i'm drinking i want everybody to have fun so i strongly encourage everybody to have to keep drinking to keep drinking and so when the opportunity let's say like last night presented itself and it look if you're going to come up and ask me the question say well i'm right i'm i'm almost in the line of feeling the perfect buzz what should i do i'm going to tell you go big or go home okay and and which which uh which i did and i'm like And then people were like of course i'm dressed as slash so people were like i want to hang out with you you know we should do this i'm like well look man you know you gotta you gotta be the part to to dress the part be the part to dress the part so you know you want to hang with me you gotta party with me well then their shots come out the the one line that i thought was the best and i'm really kind of proud of this one because it was really funny uh is that with some i was standing outside having a cigarette i was minding my own business okay okay but mind you i had tight i'd had tight tight pants on and so a group of ladies had drifted over to apparently inspect my butt and package uh i don't know and anyways they were like well my husband says i don't think i need any more and i'm like really and i i've got a good buzz going i'm just joking around i didn't think anybody was serious i'm like i'm like really aren't you gonna be a strong independent woman and do what you want and they're like you know what we are and they went charging in god and when i went back into the party they're sitting there and they don't they were having another round of shots and it's like oh boy so this morning well before the party was over last night uh a couple people had already they were done dealing for the night they didn't know what they wanted to pass out and to pass out uh and some others were on their way to to pass now and there was a lot of really sober really sober husbands and a lot of wives are like oh and uh then this morning we found out that there's a couple others that we yeah i had effectively got blocked but i i look i paid the piper because obviously my you my little pumpkin all of a sudden got it it hit and and i got cock blocked too so damn it i to everybody that i encouraged to drink i didn't make anybody drink i encouraged it i just look it do not come to me if you're going to want to hear the answer of you should quit X, whether it be, you know, I think I should quit smoking. What do you think? I think I should quit drinking. What do you think? I think I should quit fucking. What do you think? Don't come to me if you're looking for a yes, you should quit. I'm probably not the right person to ask that question, especially when I've had cocktails. No. I'm going to be like, yeah, let's go for it. Because you usually are my adult voice of reason like there's parties where you know i attempted to let's let's go borrow a pig from a pig farm not far away let's let's go let's go set a tent on fire so you know i know no don't listen to them yeah yeah i'm usually you know if you if you're playing with me and i say you want to see something you know, usually it'll start with me saying that looking to see where you're at. If I say, do you want to see something funny, that's a sign of you should get your phones out. Because that's my world over here, hold my beer. So, you know, I'm just saying. But to all the guys that were cock-blocked at Island Runner's party last night. You're mean. Yeah, I just want to say I'm sorry. But, yeah. Bill had, because one of my best quotes was his girlfriend came up to me and I'm like, how you doing? She goes, oh. It started right there. She was three sheets to the wind. And I said, you're not careful. You're going to end up six ways to Tuesday. And she goes, I think I'm already on Monday. And I'm like, well, you know what you should do? And she goes, what's that? I said, have another cocktail. She goes, I think you're right. So, sorry, Bill. Add it to the invoice for the crazy winter nights. My bad. Good grief. All right, anyways.
Speaker2: And isn't it great?
Speaker1: Our show, we talk about so much mature, responsible shit.
Speaker2: We talk about reality.
Speaker3: Yeah, no shit. And it's what happens.
Speaker1: It's what happens. Just go with it. That's what's fun. Okay, so I have another Halloween, another party-type question. Okay. Okay. Let me compose myself for just a quick moment. Hold on, say something.
Speaker3: Don't do that.
Speaker1: Cover the sound of me blowing my nose.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: And you know what's funny? All these people are like, man, how can I be guests on your show? Whatever you want to do, kids. Allergies. That's a story I'm sticking with. By the way, the snacks were good last night. I was tipsy enough I wasn't using a plate. I didn't grab a plate either. The meat tray. I was hammering that like a fucking i i don't even know what all was on there but i was grabbing a handful of meat anyways just random thought there's a lot of girls grabbing a handful of meat uh yes there was by the way by the way i've decided that uh i'm wearing those pants, like, just around for regular activities. Like, go to the grocery store. Look, if I get the same reaction at the grocery store as I do anywhere else, fuck yeah. Ooh, I got some of the story to tell from last night. This is really funny. Actually, and I'm not going to say names or anything else, obviously. At the hotel, there uh two wedding parties going on as well yeah two two wedding and their wedding reception and uh one gal that's a long-term swinger she didn't wasn't getting any real action in the party at first it hadn long time. It was like, eh, you know, saying hi to some people and whatever, but saw a hot dude getting ice and ended up hooking up with a vanilla from a wedding party. Really? Awesome. Yeah. There you go. I didn't know that one. Convert that shit, yeah. Rock on. Younger dude, too. Like groomsman type age. There you go. All right, rock on. Here's the thing. Got to put up the beware of cougar signs. Just saying. Nothing wrong with that. Rock on. I didn't cock-lock that shit. Okay uh okay so god ah okay so we talked about let's see we already answered nicole's question didn't we yep yeah we sure fucking did well it's almost like i'm drunk or something i'm not drunk but i have like a headache because i had a little bit of booze you didn't have just a little bit of booze your drinks were strong okay i drank half a bottle of kraken but here's the thing i wasn't i never got it i never was had a buzz i didn't have a i didn't have a buzz i needed like a lick a toad or something i guess i don't fucking know i did wait what uh okay so okay well we've got multiple questions and and we've talked about it before, questions on covers for Halloween parties, and should you wear the costume there? But one of the good questions that we got, we got it from a couple of different people. Do you have to get a hotel room at a hotel takeover with the holiday season? Again, you can see a lot of our questions are dealing with people's cost factors okay that question we got that out of uh jay and jay out of minneapolis ask us that if you have do you have to get do you have to get a hotel at the hotel room at the event is that or can you get it somewhere else or do you need to get one okay here's the deal when you get a hotel room here's the deal with hotel takeover no most of the time you're not required to get a room well just if a party's in a hotel doesn't necessarily have to be a hotel takeover like it wasn't last night no but but i mean a lot of people do because obviously there's the not driving thing and and everything like that if there's a party i will say this if you know a lot of times there may be a littler hotel right around there that's cheaper i guess the thing is if it a lot of times you will not give the same play if you have to leave the hotel it i mean we've heard that before and it's true i mean think about it it depends if you have it set up where you're going to hook up with somebody ahead of time and they have a hotel room then you can go play in their hotel room yes we've gone to hotel parties and didn't get a room and drove back the same night you know within like an hour right yeah but one of us doesn't one of us stays sober right yeah no shit yeah, no shit, no shit. I mean, the whole thing is, you know, a place to play, and if you want to drive. It is nice if you have a hotel room in, like, here's the deal, if you have to leave and go to a different hotel, and then try to come back, you probably aren't going to make it back, you know, to go play. To play, go play. And will that will so if look if you're somebody new and you really want to get the full experience or the the possible full experience of hotel takeover okay and actually you know what i'm gonna pause i'm gonna hit that look for people that are new people that are experienced we should all already know this just because an event is at a hotel and it's a hotel takeover or it's at a hotel just because people have rooms that still doesn't mean that everybody's gonna fuck no right and and so you still even if you get a room look we've been guilty of it just like everybody else has at one point in time when they're in the lifestyle you the first time you get a hotel room at the event you're like like, well, we're going to get laid. And, and it, then it, you're like, wait a minute, what happened? You know? So don't get confused that it does not guarantee, you know, still just like any other party, you need to go into a hotel takeover with, we're going to have fun. You know, if you set up ahead of time that, Hey, we're going to hook up with somebody and that happens i mean be prepared for something to come up and and whatever but still that makes it's great if you have had a chance to pre-plan that a little bit rock on but it it just don't think that if you spend the money on hotel room you're for sure going to get laid yeah it's still on how you behave how you do everything else that's still going to be the the key factors on whether or not you're going to give you're going to hook up and some parts of just luck maybe you know that there's going to be somebody there you kick click with or you and your spouse click with or whatever so uh it's nice having a hotel room because even if you play alone like we do it's nice because we we have a general rule we did a little bit different at other times but we know whose hotel room if we're playing alone whether we're going to be at so that you know you have this a destination where you know where people people are going to be and and uh shit of course okay of course and then i got one amy i always go with high hopes that's because you're a chicken you can't amy you can go with high hopes but shit happens yeah look what happened you got cock block last night amy just saying uh so i'm sorry i've been apologizing all day and i keep telling you to stop you don't need to so the the thing is though it is nice and the other thing that's nice if it is your first really big event and having a hotel room there is it gives you a place to go if like it's become sensory overload like you know here's the thing if it's a BYOB, great, you can keep your booze in there so you know it's safe. It gives you a chance. It gives you a chance, and we've used this a lot, for you and I to go back and talk about something. Either a potential of something planned or something maybe we're not comfortable with. Okay. Even if it's just, well run up and go to the bathroom yeah it gives you a place to go to get away for a second or like we've done it where we've left our phones in the room to go check on to go check on our phones and and a lot of times what it literally is is it is literally a time for us to go talk about okay well i think this is gonna happen or there's we've talked about times i was like no fucking way you know a couple we were kind of interested in something happened that we weren't okay with and it allowed us to get back on the same page it allowed us to go take a fucking aspirin to kind of regroup so sometimes it's just to get away sometimes it is and and it's nice to it's it's nice to have that and we keep our booze in our room so yeah so we know it's not touched yeah so we can go make our drinks and bring it back so we can make if that's allowed at the hotel party right so so we so we know and the other thing it does is it look if we anytime we did when we were new if we wanted to invite just a couple back you know i mean there's times you want it to turn into melee rock on but when it's your room you're in control good grief allergies going nuts and and so that's that's nice so if you're if you know if you're new there is some advantages to that to be able to for a comfort a comfort level and it's also nice look if the night goes really really well right you do hook up or and it's happened again i pass with you all night about about getting drunk but it happened it's happened to me been the other way around a lot of times too where one of you or both you start to have too much to drink or like i say it's just the night went great and all of a sudden it's 2 33 in the morning you know and look i you know we live an hour away from where we party most of the time i mean well that's no big deal except at 3 30 4 in the morning when you're fucking tired as shit you know you're exhausted and you're tired and then all of a sudden it's like fuck i there's a huge difference between going to bed at three and going to bed at four because we like to have reconnection sex so three at the hotel turns into 3 30 four at home turns into 4 30 and next you know it's fuck in the morning yeah and there's no continental breakfast at our fucking house we've done that yeah we have so there's a lot of there's a lot of things with it but do you have to absolutely not but it really it really does it's exciting the other thing i can say is this especially the first hotel part well any hotel party or it it's there's something to be said for when you're getting ready for the to go out at the hotel parties right and you've loaded all your bags and shit into the into the room and and you're getting ready there's an added sense of like oh it's gonna be fun there's a there's an added sense of like you know there's gonna be fucking you know we got two beds so this is the fucking fuck bed and then the sleep bed and and i mean we've done it every time what do we do and most people do at we have shit spread out all over the fucking place right because we're gonna follow in we're putting all the shit Out of the way So when we bring back The group of people To fucking have the mass Orgy We have plenty of space Yeah You know But it's the excitement Leading up to it I'm sorry Which is a lot of rum man Wow It's the excitement Do that again I'm gonna pop you Really You got a new fucking gift dildo because of me. I did. Uh-huh. One of our vendors for Crazy Winter Nights sent me a crystal dildo. Yeah. Very nice one. We'll be giving updates on it soon. Ow. So. Okay. Well, that's a pretty good place to stop stop right fucking there. Yeah, probably. God. Probably. My gosh, especially since the allergy meds are wearing off on you. Fuck no shit, man. All right, well, I'll tell you what, kids. Hey, don't forget again. Make sure you are January 17th through the 19th. You are Omaha, Nebraska, Crazy Winter Nights. 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