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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the most, I am Cole, and I'm sore as fuck. I'm here with the lovely, lovely Miss Amanda. Hey. That kind of sounded like you were mooing there for a minute. Hey, for those of you. What are you saying? I'm not saying shit. I didn't think so. Hey, for those of you watching live on our secret, secret Facebook page, Crazy Kazma, if you notice, the backdrop of the studio has changed just to scoach. We are proud to display just some of the things that we've gotten through the years from folks, and we're very appreciative of that we'd put those on display. Look at us go displaying. So, anyways, so, hey, so here's the deal. I'm all doped up on pain meds because I was supposed to be at one event and I wasn't able to make it because my mother called me at the last minute and decided that I had to move all kinds of shit. And so I threw my back out. Speaker2: Yay. Speaker1: So I've already been a chiropractor and I'm hurting and I've also done a Reiki session so far since I've gotten home. Thank you very much, Ms. Amanda. So away we go with the show. So if I sound loopy, now you know why, kids. We already knew you were loopy. Yeah. Yeah. No so here's the deal this show is going to be a little bit unique and different why because we don't give a fuck and that's what we do. This is awesome. We rearrange the studio, so I'm all kinds of fucking bonerized about that. And so we do different things. So we're going to start off with a, what do we call those things? Oh, I know a question. Let's go that way, shall we? Okay. Okay. So the first question comes to us from Zach. He is one of our many, many followers, almost 16,000. In fact, we're right at 16,000 followers on one of our sites. And Zach asked the question, how, if you're a single male, do you get into the lifestyle? How do you get in? Well, first, step one, get it hard. Step two, insert. No. Okay, so, you know, hey, here's the deal. That is actually a really excellent question because I know it's not so much something that it's just a matter of for single males. I think it becomes a question for everybody. How do people get in the lifestyle? Okay, so here's the deal. Look, to get into the lifestyle, number one, okay, I'm going to throw this out here for singles. If you are a single and you want to get in the lifestyle, you need to actually want to get in the lifestyle for the lifestyle. If you're getting it just because you need some dick or you need some pussy, that shit's going to be sniffed out. That's going to be sniffed out. Well, wait. Speaker2: Wouldn't that be what they're in the lifestyle for? Okay, yes, but you know what I mean. Speaker1:
If you're, like, dating.
Speaker3:
Yes, but... If you're looking for a significant other?
Speaker1:
Well, I mean, that's okay, but I mean...
Speaker3:
Well, that happens, too.
Speaker1:
Just understand, there's going to be... If you're a single, there's a little bit... Old school swingers, the old way, the old ways of the fours, would say that singles weren't even swingers, the old way, the old ways of the force, would say that singles weren't even swingers. Okay, we know now that's not the case. We consider them swingers, right? So, look, for whatever reason, more people are apt to be cool with a single female than a single male, which is absolutely insipid foppery. Okay, so the thing is, it's about being like yourself. Be honest. Be cool. You know, all the rules that we have on our page. Don't be a douche. Don't be a twat waffle. Don't be a, you know, dickweed. Don't be any of those things. If you're just nice, you're not a creeper, whatever, then you've got a great chance to get in the lifestyle. Obviously, the thing is you need research clubs groups things like that to join to be in the lifestyle it's the same thing with with uh if you're a couple or anything else you know you got to do a little research and you got to understand that maybe it look we talked about this before there's a difference between porn swinging right and real swinging so i think a lot of people couples included get into the lifestyle based upon porn swinging okay and that's where everybody's super fucking hot uh and it's the first you know every event you go to it's like you know you have a drink the pizza guy shows up next you know there's a massive fucking orgy and there there's this body going, and sweat all over the floor, and, oh, God, oh, sorry, I get carried away. Anyways, it just turned into this mass chaos, okay, that's not real life swinging, right? So the thing is, is that first and foremost, you need to have some fucking common sense, just a scotch with it okay so when you go in to and you're new to any group if you walk in and let's say you're joining the rotary club you're joining the rotary club you don't walk into the rotary club and walk in and go hey motherfuckers let's get wasted okay it's probably not what you're gonna do right so if're walking into a swingers club or a swingers group, walking in with your dick in your hand going, who wants to suck it? Probably is not the best way to work, right? Are you going to say anything or am I just fucking going to go talk with my... Anyways. I'm listening. There's a change right there. No shit. So the thing is, you have to have some common sense on how you approach some shit you know a little bit now for those of you that are at a swingers club or experienced swingers remember let's not look down on single males versus single females this is important to remember everybody get out your writing we need our own handy dandy notebooks type things but Casbah ones. We're not four. Kinda. Four play. Anyways, so you want to write this down. Remember, just like there are douchebag single males, there are batshit crazy single females. So don't assume just because it's a dick that's not attached to a chick that they're dickheads. And just don't assume just because it's a loose vagina that it's not, that it's batshit crazy. See how that works? Okay. So give people a chance. Now, if you're the single going in, don't live up to the stereotype of being a fucking creeper if you're a single male and being batshit crazy if you're a single female. Just throwing that out there.
Speaker2:
Just be you. Be social.
Speaker4:
Be nice.
Speaker3:
And we got a comment from Bill where they think they have to get drunk and get handsy.
Speaker1:
Oh, fuck yeah. Look, here's the deal. I fully believe in the fact that we should have a hammer that's at all smugger events. It's like a large ball bean hammer. So you can hit him in the hand every time they touch him? Yeah, motherfucker. If somebody gets handsy, sorry, got to put your hand in the device. Quack. That'll stop that fucking shit. No, I mean, yeah, here's the thing. When you're new, we get that everybody is nervous. This goes for singles and for singles and couples nervousness is normal and it's natural and it's what happens because all of a sudden you're going to start hopefully fucking people that are new to you support fucking and it's okay to have something to take the edge off it does not mean go screaming over the edge like a raging banshee full of fucking cheap booze and broken dreams I mean don't do that just fucking have a little bit of fucking goof because as attractive as you might think you look slobber and ass drunk, you're wrong so don't do that just stay calm, be who you are you know don't try to be too pushy, don't, as a single male, or a single anything, just a degree of class and style is, you know, what it's all about, what did Bill put, all men have a penis, it is a dickhead, it is attached to you, to look out for, okay, yes, don't let your penis do all your thinking, that that's look really the biggest thing is it's okay to go to an event and be social and not you can't go into this with expectations of getting late right off the bat especially as a single especially new well especially new yeah and nobody should i mean this goes the same for a couple. You know, do some research. Do some, have an idea. Have a clue what you're walking into. Have some, you don't have to be a wallflower. We're not saying that, you know, you can't be social and whatever. It's not like all the singles need to just hide somewhere until somebody comes and speaks to you. But again, it's like any other social setting. Don't try to be one of those wild and crazy guys that just jumps in there for no apparent fucking reason you know that will turn couples off couples especially if you get a new single and a new couple and they somehow drift into each other and they're both being fucking scared and new and stupid which sometimes happens that is the makings for disaster okay so you have to make you have to make sure that uh you you keep that in mind when you're doing this ideally if you know somebody already in the lifestyle or you've met somebody before you've gone to a party have them take you around and introduce you yes very much so because that helps a great deal or you will be a wallflower because you'll feel like you'll feel like everybody's being clicky when they're not that's just who they're comfortable talking with right exactly it look people are not purposely trying to exclude anybody what what it amounts to is they're just trying to they're just a working girl making their way no i mean they're just they're just what they're trying to do is they're just trying to find people that work with them and it is about a comfort zone so it's look if people don't just flock to you when you're new okay don't take it personal it's literally just a thing of people have to get an opportunity to know you they've got to get more relaxed they've got to get more comfortable and and you know it is what it is people don't just automatically just go well you know look yeah i i like them let's just go it doesn't work that way uh if you're putting on a party or if you're a host or you have a club or whatever the case may be it's great to have new new uh new person mixers or people there that are designed to help people just to walk around so if you see that person i know that know that, like, one of the parties we always go to, Island Riders, they do a great job of making sure everybody, they introduce themselves and take people around and help the new people, make sure they feel welcome. I mean, that's a huge part of it. And they do the same thing for single male, single females, couples. You know, they don't want anybody to be wallflowers, if at all possible. You's just it's just one of those things where you want to take and make sure that everybody has an opportunity to at least feel welcome now what you do with it from there you know look there's a fine line you can get clutchy real quick i mean that's that's that uh it's hard to do okay so denise on our secret page but if i wanted to fuck an alcoholic i'd walk into a sleazy bar that's a great point going going back to that not being just fucking slobbering ass train wreck drunk okay i mean look it is what it is it's gonna happen sometimes well you've been slobbering ass drunk a few times fuck no i've been slobbering drunk a few times i'm a master at it look until look until you pass to the jedi courses to the point where you can like i'm like level 12 jedi drunk that i'm still looking half i can still walk or i have a spouse that goes okay you need to quit now how about some water yeah i want some water but it is something you have to be cautious of. You have to be aware of. And we get it. It's a nerve thing, you know. But a lot of these same rules go for, it's not just singles. It goes for couples too. You know, keep that in mind. Look, if you're not fucking ready to be there and you go, oh, fuck, I just can't do this. I'm going to have to get fucking wasted. Just skip it that night. Don't go. Don't go when you're just fucking, you know, being an absolute fucking. When you're like, I'm going to lose control. If you know you're going to go get fucking train wrecked drunk, then maybe you shouldn't go. Well, Bill, if we find somebody being a wallflower, they're taken around the room, introduced to people, and then we give them a written test to name everybody they met.
Speaker3:
I'm fucked.
Speaker5:
You are fucked.
Speaker1:
Your mic is hot as fuck.
Speaker3:
It is, isn't it?
Speaker1:
It is. Yeah, so yeah, no.
Speaker3:
I'm a backup. I would fail miserably naming everybody that I've met.
Speaker2:
Fuck, we've been in this how many years and I'd fail miserably naming everybody that I've met. Fuck.
Speaker1:
We've been in this how many years and I'd fail miserably at people that I know.
Speaker2:
Seriously.
Speaker1:
It is what it is. Look, there's no right or wrong way to do this. The biggest thing is just A, one, go for it. But B, be smart about it.
Speaker2:
Okay.
Speaker1:
So couples, here's again, anytime we talk about singles, I'm going to throw this out there to the experienced people in the lifestyle. Okay? You have a fucking responsibility, too. Okay? If you've been in the lifestyle, like, as long as we've been in the lifestyle, and you see a couple totally just fucking standing there alone, then fucking walk up and say hi. Mm-hmm. Don't be't be a dick okay don't be a fucking douchebag and because remember you were new at one point in time and you were the one sitting in the fucking corner going I thought we were going to fuck people when are we going to fuck people when do we fuck people are we sure we want to fuck other people okay so remember that and here's the thing even if it's a single male or a single female and have a little patience with them look when you're the new people there whether you're a couple of singular or whatever human nature which all this is is look swinging is just a microchasm of the human experience right so human nature is when somebody's nice to you you're going to gravitate towards them so if when they were taken around the room and they were introduced and they come to us and we're nice because we we tend to be nice if they can get over the shades of the the rings the fingers the fucking everything else we're nice right yeah okay you i'd like to hope thing you know fucking flirt that's why fresh meat fresh i am not anyways but we're nice so here's the thing don't be shocked surprised blown away whatever when those people when the introduction is over they're going to come and gravitate back to the people that were nicest to them they're going to be a little clutchy okay it's because look if you meet one couple and they go yeah hey and then turn their back on them couple says, hey, how are you doing? Great to meet you. I've talked with you. Who are you going to gravitate to? The people that were dicks or the people that were not? You think of the first party that we went to that it was a meet and greet that we almost didn't walk into because there wasn't anybody there yet, and we didn't know anybody. Yeah. But there was one guy that was like, I know you.
Speaker3:
I recognize your picture. Let me take you around the room.
Speaker2:
Right. Exactly.
Speaker3:
He took us and introduced us to everybody.
Speaker1:
Yes, he did.
Speaker3:
There are some people that was like, oh, hi. And then that was it.
Speaker2:
Yeah.
Speaker3:
And then we're like, oh, okay.
Speaker1:
Not that we cared because some of them were absolutely zero interest. But it doesn't mean you can't talk to me. Right. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. You can at least still be nice. Yeah. Yeah. And so, I mean, cut people some slack. And there's some people, and this is for the experienced people that someone new comes up to you, be friendly and nice because, yeah, you might have your attention somewhere else at that point, but it doesn't mean that later you're not going to have interest because there was one couple that did do that to us at the bar. Yes, there was. They were like, oh, this is so-and-so. And we're like, oh, hey. And they're like, hi. And then turn around and I'm like, oh. Yeah. And then two years we hook up and yeah we're like best of friends uh-huh and we also made fun going do you remember that time you blew us off because we do that well and and here's the thing i mean some of these some of the people we've had couples that they met us one time we're out at the bar right and they were introduced to us and we include them in the group and they just kind of sat quietly at the end of the group and you tried to include them but i mean it was just you still get around with your normal conversation with the rest of the group friends we were with the next time we saw them they came in and they saw us and they kind of like started to creep over there it's really kind of funny because they were like kind of creeping over there and they got a table really close to ours you can see they knew us they wanted to be included but they didn't want to intrude and it was like dude how you doing what's up wait come join us did i remember their names fuck no i didn't remember the names no clue i mean i did the first time i met him by the end of that night i didn't know my own fucking name so i mean you know no i didn't remember their name but i remembered who they i remembered them and you know and here's something they came are you sure yeah whatever same kind of they were pretty quiet throughout the night they participated a little bit more but then the next time we saw them down there they came in like hey what's up and they came right over they started and then you started seeing they were starting to meet other people and they become comfortable we've also been that new people and seen other new people not get introduced around and you see them for a week maybe two weeks and also you don't see them anymore because they didn't feel well you know so make make sure you know love one another uh and make sure that you do what you can do to try to include people. Look, here's the thing. This shit, the difference between swingers and any other group out there, okay, we are truly a community.
Speaker2:
Right? That's the gate.
Speaker1:
You know, like, okay, so I'm going to give a perfect example. Like, tonight, for those of you that listen to the show, this show actually happened on, uh, actually happened on, I lost my fucking train of thought what was i just saying oh shit that was a good point too were you listening do we have to play back but okay community oh yeah so tonight what was what was supposed to be happening fuck i was supposed to be happening where we were supposed to be tonight uh until you know family first and it is what it is uh but we were supposed to be at a benefit uh for a member who had a situation come up and that's all i'm going to say about it but anyways as a community we come together as a community to do that we We have, we pushed community. We've done fundraisers and things for different members for all kinds of different reasons. Because it's more than just fucking. Like, fucking is the perk, right? But it's about a community and about, look, when you have enough trust and faith to let your spouse be fucked by somebody else. I mean's a different bond than just you have like with vanilla you know so we're all in this together we all need discretion we all need uh privacy we're all just want to have fun we're all like minded to it one degree or other no we don't all get along and that's okay but overall as a community we come together for things okay that's one of the coolest things about the lifestyle right so when you're new okay again you're coming into this because every new person all right we're gonna digress completely we're going completely fucking off topic. Tangent time. Okay.
Speaker2:
Every single fucking new person, there's not a single new person that got in a lifestyle and went, I think this will be a great opportunity that we can make lifelong friends. Some people do.
Speaker5:
No.
Speaker2:
Yes, they do. No. No.
Speaker1:
Not a single motherfucker went, I would like to be joined to become a swinger to make lifelong friends. They might have said, I would like to become a swinger so we can meet lifelong friends we can fuck. But no one just went into this like a social club. Do you really think that somebody went into this as a social club? It's like the kingsters. Do you really think the kingsters, like, I'd like to be a kinkster so we can just meet new and interesting people? No.
Speaker2:
That think the same way you do.
Speaker3:
That think that isn't part of the way we think about fucking. Because you can make long-life friends and never even once touch them.
Speaker1:
Yes, you can, but ultimately, you went into it, you might have wanted to meet new people, but you wanted to meet new people that were as kinky and fucked up in the head as you are. I want to meet new people that might want to, like, fuck my wife, or might want to, you know, have my wife suck their dick, or whatever the case. There was a sexual overtone with it that we want to meet people that we are compatible with in and out of the lifestyle, but that we can talk dirty with, or we can fond or we can finger bang or we can eat out or suck or fuck or whatever we want to do would you agree with that oh jeez to a degree no one if you didn't want to have any sex part of it why would you become a swinger why don't you own a bowling league no i hate bowling alleys the shoes smell funny i remember when we were talking about joining and you and you said i don't want to be friends with any of these people i just want to fuck them exactly okay look how much has that changed that's true well it depends on the day look i still believe in sport fucking i I will, I'm meet friends but i still believe in sport fucking yeah no actually okay let's be honest initially i said to you well why don't we try to do this to get business for your photography business for your photography business which i was only using that as a complete cover because i wanted to swing it was an easy way to lead into it anyways we don't do photography anymore. It's all good. No, I don't. So the thing is, there was some form of sex tied in with it. Okay? People joined for, and it's the porn swinging image. Look, no one, no one, the first time, the first time you walk in and you see a real life swinging event, okay? Everybody knows. Just the meet and greet part or are we talking an actual orgy? We're going to go with both. Start off with the meet and greet part. Okay. You walk in and, oh boy, shock, surprise. Everybody is not a 20-something hard body, right? Mm-hmm. Everybody's not just oozing with sexual fucking oof feelings going on. Everybody, it's like, holy fuck, these are like just people. people what the fuck and it's a whole bunch of especially when you're a bunch of new people it's a whole bunch of awkward people that are like uh hey hey they don't you don't even know where to fucking look all of a sudden it's like i think because it's a swinging thing i can look at your tits but i'm not sure i've been trained not to do that my whole life, right? So it's like this awkward, it's a learning curve. And yes, the first time you actually go into somewhere and it's a fuck fest. I mean, look, here's the deal. The first time you get naked in front of other people, I don't care who the fuck you are. I don't care how much you've done it or for other things like changing locker rooms or whatever. It is not the same as the first time you're in a fucking hotel room and you're naked and this other chick that's not your wife is naked and your wife is naked and this other dude is naked and you're about to get it the fuck on and it's like there's there's a degree of you when you're new you're like everybody's like awkward kind of i mean yeah now we're just like get naked let's fuck but you're like, everybody's like, awkward, kind of, I mean, yeah, now we're just like, get naked, let's fuck, but you're like, uh, this is something weird, and again, it's not porn swinging, the first time you see a full-on melee, it's not porn swinging, they're just normal, real people fucking, right, so what happens is, once you get the porn swinging fucking shit out of your brain and you start to realize we're all just people here's what i have a question about oh fuck here we go i know we're totally off topic and i don't really give a fuck i don't either so when oh god where was i gonna go with that oh so did you watch a lot of swing and porn? Oh yeah, fuck yeah. Do you want to, okay, this is going to show really how stupid Amanda is or does not know shit. Okay. When you kept going, we should swing, we should swing. You want to swing? You want to swing? Hey, we should try swinging. Do you know I didn't even know what it was and look at you now all educated and stuff and now you're now you're i didn't i had to look it up and i'm like did you start liking it when you looked it up no that's when i said why would i want to other people oh yeah and then you see it live and it's hot as hell what but that was part of the thing that right there is the learning curve. Look, you go into it thinking... So our expectations or our thought processes on it are different. No. Because you watched a lot. Well, yes, to get you to shut up. Okay, I like amateur porn. And here's the problem. Amateur porn is really not an amateur swinging events is really not amateur shit it's really usually regular porn people right or it's the the 20 something porn people right so the reality of it is is that is that you you don't have a realistic expectation i want to i want to touch bill makes a great comment on this one thing in all the years of being in the lifestyle, I've learned it isn't always about the sex. It's about being around like-minded people that understand life isn't always a smooth road. I have lifestyle friends who are closer to me than my own family and who are there when I need them. And that's exactly it. But you didn't start that way but but that's what you develop right once you realize that it's not like a porn right and it is just like-minded people there is a certain degree of a different degree of trust that develops okay but see this is where where i was going with with my stupidity no naivetyivety. There's a difference. You're stupid, you're naive. Okay, naive. Yes, I've been naive all my life. That's where our expectations of walking into a party were different. Because I didn't watch that kind of porn. I didn't watch porn. Bullshit. I didn't say I didn't watch. I said that kind. Right. So so that's where our expectations were different as you had one view and i had a different what was your expectations walking into a party a terrified i don't know i didn't have any mine were it's going to turn into at some point and we all just start fucking because that's what the movie showed so i mean well the meet and greet we went to it it said no sex there and keep your clothes on but we still didn't know that it wouldn't at some point in time turn into. It was like, well, where is it going from here? Where do we go, fuck, then? We went to that Halloween party, our very first Halloween party, and it was at somebody's. No, fuck that. Don't beat around the bush. I'll fucking say it. It was a fucking, it was a barn thing somewhere around where we live. And the fucking thing was the most exciting thing that happened to that cocksucking place was the fact that the fucking, they said, don't go out to the, to the porter potties by yourself because the geese will attack you. And we're like, yeah, okay, whatever. And sure as fucking shit, there were geese there that would try to attack you when you wanted to take a pass. But were expecting a melee and i was totally wrong well what the problem was is people perpetuated that people perpetuated this bullshit that that's what every event turned into so when you're new you don't know so you're like then you're trying to you can't not have expectations it's gonna start when's it gonna there's a nervousness like, are we going to fuck now? Am I supposed to be doing this? Should I touch it? What should I do? What? And then all of a sudden you see somebody naked and you're like, boy-o-ing boobs. And then you go, what, am I supposed to do something with that? And you don't fucking know what's fucking going on, right? But the one thing you start to see is, guess they're just normal people that's a shock factor of some people okay look there's a there's a new wave now out there and it's a big thing and i get it i'm gonna talk about because we've had this come up on our page a new wave now with the younger swinger groups that have parties that are age age dynamics right i get it i understand why they do that look when we are 47 and 48 years old right yeah we we've been in this for a long time now okay but here's the reality of it i know what i look like naked i own mirrors right and here's the reality of it. I know what I look like naked. I own mirrors, right? And here's the deal. When I peel my shirt off, as sexy as my dad bod is, my 47-year-old dad bod might be, okay, I don't look like a 27-year-old hard body, okay? And I understand, and it makes sense to me, if you're younger and you're looking at getting into the lifestyle, okay, to a 20-something, we're old. Our children are 27, 24, and 21. You know what? To other 27, 24, 21-year-olds, we're old. We're old enough to be their parents. That's not a turn-on, right? So the reality of it is... Unless you like cougars or you're like oh you got daddy issues and if you have daddy issues folks you need to send us an email at crazy call me daddy uh anyways so that's all right we're just gonna keep rolling okay fucking shit so the the reality of it is is that you have to you have to help the new people work their way in their generation the next generation of swingers coming in is different than our generation of swingers that came in okay they've been doing more shit sexual look let me put this out there for all of you mid-age folks like us, middle-aged people, here's the deal. That 19, 20, 21, 22-year-old guy and gal coming in to lifestyle has done more fucking shit, more kinky shit, has seen more kinky shit since they were a freshman in high school than you've seen in the entire time you've been swinging or since you were old enough to have sex you need to just get over it and deal with it because here's the reality of it our oldest son when he was a senior in high school dana jr right they're talking about using handcuffs and shit we weren't even into that shit yet okay that's normal look when we were in college a girl when they went through their experimental stage was like maybe they kissed maybe they touched some boobs maybe they went ahead and fucked each other that shit's going on in high schools now deal with it the sex parties the sex parties that are going on in high school and college now are hardcore. They would put a lot of swingers parties to shame. We only know this because we've heard about it from kids. When you have kids going that age, you hear about that. That are open and like to share things. So here's the thing. But if that's how that next generation needs to come into the lifestyle to feel comfortable, then let them come in that way. You know, get over it. It's about like the little party that was happening at the park by our house at one time. Okay. Yeah. So I'm driving home. It's like midnight. It was like midnight. And there's a girl getting banged by two guys on the hood of a car. In a park. They were high school age. Man, all I could do was just say, fucking, where the fuck were these chicks when i was in high school but i mean seriously though so the thing is is look you have to understand that how people are going to come into the lifestyle is totally it's it's a new way it's a new generation but it's how they feel comfortable and us old old fuddy daddies need to just understand that it is what it is okay you can either play ball or you can try to close off but look once the younger age gets comfortable with this they won't be wallflowers and they'll be a lot of fun and then they see hey we're pretty cool and you know yeah we're not that much older and blah so you have to keep that shit in mind as we do this stuff. And that's where we're supposed to be open-minded to everything.
Speaker2:
Okay?
Speaker1:
This goes back to the community. Because I'm going to go back to this community thing. This goes back to the community thing. We're supposed to be open-minded. We're supposed to be welcoming.
Speaker2:
Here's the deal.
Speaker1:
Remember, to the rest of the world, the shit we do is fucked up.
Speaker2:
Okay?
Speaker1:
So, just because somebody else does something fucked up different doesn't mean they're wrong. Right? You have to bring them back in. Anyways, the thing was that people go into the lifestyle with different expectations. It was sexual in some way. Then once you start realizing that people are actually just people, right, then you start making friendships. Here's the reality of it. I mean, let's face it. If you trust someone enough to be naked with them i mean this is a secret that for some people could like fucking ruin their lives right we know this we know that morality clauses and all this shit's out there right so if you trust somebody enough to to go down this path you're going to develop a certain type of relationship and a certain type of friendship that's going to be a little bit deeper again it does not mean that you are going to like every single person lifestyle or every single person is going to get along that's fucking unrealistic as fuck but you're going to have some sort of an added connection that's when when shit when bad shit happens just like Bill had mentioned earlier, just like we've seen it multiple places, you know, the reality of it is, is that lifestyle people tend to step up to the fucking plate for lifestylers. Because we have a special bond. We have a special connection. So fucking off topic, I'm almost confused myself at this point. I know. That by now it's all good yeah anyways love each other don't be a dick there you go that's probably actually what that's probably actually what it would be yes Nancy Cage Swingers would be hot as fuck but I don. No, Ward Casp is not going to be the first one to put that on. Just saying. Yeah, no. Not so much. Okay. So, hey, so why we are, I want to talk about something a little bit different here for this next part. Uh-oh. It's not an uh-oh type thing. So, okay. So, but it ties in with the whole community thing. Okay. I'm cold. I'm freezing. You're just jiggling your boobs all over the place. Yeah. Yeah. It's like there's no blood flowing to you. It's not. Anyways. Her mouth is warm. Plus, he's warm. That's all that matters. Anywho. So. No, I lost my train of fucking life Am I drunk? Have I been drinking? It's the pain meds
Speaker3:
I don't know if you've been drinking or not
Speaker1:
It's the fucking pain meds
Speaker2:
That's what it's doing
Speaker1:
It's fucking me all up in the brain tonight That's awesome
Speaker3:
You sure it's not the moon?
Speaker2:
Saturn? It could be
Speaker1:
What do you want to talk about Before I talk about other shit? I never asked you tonight We didn't actually get to see each other Because I was helping mom And you were trapped helping her So what do you want to talk about?
Speaker5:
Right now everybody's going
Speaker1:
Oh my god The show just derailed I don't know. I never asked you tonight. We didn't actually get to see each other because I was helping mom and you were trapped helping her. So what do you want to talk about? Right now everybody's going, oh my God, the show just derailed at an alarming fucking pace. Well, let's see. What's gone through my mind? We're all different. Yeah. Sure are. Let's see. You forgot to mention what episode it was. Oh, motherfucker. That went through my head, too. Season two, episode 71. There we go. Bah. Shit. i've been trying to i'm like all of a sudden that came across me i'm like oh he didn't great of all the fucking deep shit that we're talking about you think you'd remember the simple things i know fuck yeah okay all right so okay here i just pick it on you that's all There's prearranges, pain meds there's new things there's a kangaroo staring at me it's all fucked up uh anyways so yeah yeah it is what it is so hey uh here's one now we've been getting lots of questions of course about crazy winter nights because we're pushing crazy winter nights because it's coming up and i'm just gonna blatantly just fucking throw out here all over what Crazy Winter Nights is. Okay. It's my party. I'll cry if I want to. And you might. I've known you to cry before. Fucking bitch. Call me when I'm gagging. No dicks involved. No dicks for harm. I was going to say, i thought the girls were supposed to gag and not the guys you know anyways uh so hey so you know crazy winter night is coming up january uh 17th through the 19th 2020 and it's gonna be huge it's gonna be huge my only concern is what the hell am i gonna wear i wish that was my only concern anyways hey no the reason why i want to bring it up and because it is gonna be huge is because you know we talk about all the time on this show uh taking chances doing something different obviously swinging how to deal with different situations and the thing is is that uh with crazy with crazy we're big believers in put your money where your mouth is right so it's like you can't tell other people try new things do new things and then do the same old shit over and over again right so so crazy winter nights is the whole concept is it is a true celebration of everything sex positive right so we're mixing the swingers we're mixing the kinksters uh we're mixing poly we're you know just overall sex positive all the way across the board we're bringing in it's a weekend party right but it's more than that because a party should be more than that in our opinion you know that's that's what to do for people. We want to take, and there you go, birthday. You need to come on your birthday. Absolutely. We're going to have experts that are going to be doing educational seminars and panels. We're going to have demonstrations. We're going to have corporate parties. We're going to have dances, dinners, the whole nine yards, vendor fairs to support small businesses and lifestyle businesses, and just, again, about building the community. Because one of the things that's getting lost in the shovel with the community is, look, we've done some of this this year with Crazy Summer Nights. We had an event where we're also tied in with nudists. Nudists are a fringe form of the lifestyle. So the lifestyle has kinksters has leather has has swingers has poly has all these different groups a community can come together at any time or communities can be separated by neighborhoods right it's like it's like west side story the different gangs and stuff or you can all come together and what crazy winter nights is is all about taking and bringing all the community truly the community together like we're throwing a giant block party think about it as a kid we're throwing a giant block party you're going to meet the neighbors that you you only see when they let the dog out once a week you're going to see the neighbors that you know really well that are next door you're going to see the neighbors that are the weird couple from around the block that you know you think they might be dead they're so old or whatever you're going to just be you're going to see you're going to meet all your neighbors and you're going to all come together because you share a common thing right you share a common goal a common thought process whatever we're going to take and show that hey guess what kinksters you know what your thought process your rules your guidance your whatever with the kink community believe it or not you're not the meet and beat group and swingers we're not the whores that fuck everybody you're gonna find out that really it's not that much different there's a lot of similarities there's a lot of similarities with all the groups and the poly uh poly folks and that and that's what we're doing is we're we're having like we're gonna have the biggest fucking black party ever seen and the thing is is that i can't tell people enough if you want to see something different okay because Because this hasn't been done before, right? This has not been done. So if you think I'm a huge loudmouth, why don't you come and see if I fail? Why not? Let's give it a shot. Or come and be part of the success. Either way, I don't care, but you need to be there. Because the reality of this is this is going to be a badass event. and we are so excited to be able to take and make it more than just a party. There's a reason we do crazy winter nights once a year. Because it needs to be more than that. And we hope that people come out. We're having the Leather and Lace Party Friday night. We're having our formal on Saturday night. And that's when we give out our CASBA Lifestyler of the Year Award, right? And this year, we're actually adding some additional awards with it. So we're going to have CASBA Lifestyler of the Year Award. We're going to have CASBA Group of the Year Award, CASBA Company of the Year Award, and CASBA Club of the Year Award. Am I going to have to keep all this straight? Yeah, there'll be a test later. I got it written down. Anyways, the thing is with these things is, all of these is, the criteria, A number one, you know, send us your submission for clubs, groups, individuals that you think should win this award. The criteria for all these, oh, I'm sorry, and Podcaster of the Year, CASBA Podcaster of the Year. So, obviously not including us. So it's the other podcasters you listen to. The criteria for these five awards is, look, we want to take and recognize the people that are truly making the lifestyle, kinkster poly, sex positive, the whole lifestyle, a community and making a difference. And that's what it's all about to us so we're putting we're putting our money where our mouth is so we want you you know look if if you send us a nomination and it's just because we'll we'll they throw parties okay i'm gonna tell you right now that shit ain't gonna work you know it's not getting anywhere okay you you got to tell us why you know what has done it what what has maybe for the podcasters it's they have a certain podcaster has really touched on topics that you were important to you or that that made a difference or you felt like the how they answer questions or maybe the group how they include new people or the things that they do the continuing continuing education they do. It's more than just about we party and fuck, right? Okay, that's the whole thing. That's what we're looking for because if you build a strong enough community, the lifestyle in the community gets better. But it takes people being willing to be great for the community to become great, so just remember you know you're only as good as the shittiest house on the corner right i just mean it look if you have a if you have a row your whole neighborhood's got million dollar homes in it and then there's this one ran shack piece of shit on the corner the yard's never bowed and the shingles are falling apart and it looks like ass that's how strong your neighborhood is okay so we're not interested in supporting ones that just give a shit because that's the place you can go buy meth we want we want to you know i just mean it we want to take in some we want the the one that we want the club that came in and fixed that house we want the you know the the company that's come in and makes it different that's what we're looking for and we need you your help to do it and we want to honor Thank you. the club that came in and fixed that house we want the you know the the company that's come in and makes a difference that's what we're looking for and we need you your help to do it and we want to honor the podcasters people go why would you honor competitors they're not competitors we're all on the same page we're all trying to do the exact same thing which is make things better or we're supposed to be trying to do the same thing we want to honor we want to hear about your clubs your groups your whatever so here's So here's your chance. You know, let's truly make a damn difference. I haven't fondled my microphone all night. You notice that? Let's truly make a difference. What is that saying? I don't know. Let's truly make a difference, you know. And here's the thing. I challenge all of you if you toggle the balls toggle the stand uh do the tongue thing uh for those of you not watching a man is jacking off the microphone and i don't mean me uh the thing is is that that i'll speak to it though i always say speaking to my microphone yeah you have so the thing is you... Look, if you're going to go to a party and you haven't tried something new, you've only went to local parties, Jesus fucking Christ, for the love of everything good and holy, get out and try something different. Because here's the deal. Why did you start swinging? Other than the few people like Miss Madison that just were looking for new friends. Okay quilting club i didn't say that i was just trying to if you okay if you're listening when you hear this podcast if you start out just to meet just to make friends no sex just to meet new and interesting people send us a fucking email that says friends only send your address and i'll send you a fucking patch i'll send you a crazy casket patch so then explain the ones that okay so you have your exclusive ones grant they're out for sex but then what about the people that want to meet you for six months before they have sex with you they still the end goal is still sex Not if they have talked to you for five months and all of a sudden go oh no that's just real picky sex there's a difference that's still sex they're still having they still have a goal they're chasing it's your tail they're chasing but they just want to make sure it's a good fit well if it stretches everything fits No, but I mean, mean that it's still look seriously if you totally did not want to have sex or your spouse look if you're like a uh like doing a hot wife thing or a cuckold thing whatever don't fucking that doesn't count if you and your spouse neither one want to hook up with anybody else you just want to meet new interesting people to be friends with send me a fucking crazy.kazba at gmail.com. Include your name and address, and I will send you a free Crazy Kazba patch. Because, fuck yeah, I want to meet you. Rock on. We'll be friends. But I don't believe most people got into it. They got into it for some form of sex. Anyways, you totally got me butterfly on this. Again. Again. I know. Anyways. You're easy to butterfly.
Speaker3:
You're easy to distract.
Speaker1:
You fucking pain meds.
Speaker2:
Magical. What happened?
Speaker1:
Anyways, what I was...
Speaker3:
You would do that without the pain meds, dude. I have purposely butterflied you completely off a different topic just to get you to shut up.
Speaker1:
I know, but it's not going to work for me because I keep boomeranging back, bitches.
Speaker2:
Woo!
Speaker1:
Oh, my God. Look what you did to my microphone. Yeah, wait until that hits the radio show. That'll go over good. Yeah, people are going to go, oh, my God. This guy's an idiot. Anyways, back to Crazy Winter Nights. If you've only went to local shit, okay, you've only went to local things. Quit touching me. I'm kidding. If you've only done the local activities save up treat yourself treat yourself to a weekend come to crazy winter nights make the trip to omaha nebraska it's not gonna be that bad we have heaters in our hotel for those of you that are from warm climates okay come to crazy winter nights experience it look if you go and you hate it you never have to to go back again. It's not like you become a prisoner and we lock you up and keep you in Nebraska. We're going to do that here. Okay? But maybe you'll go and maybe you will meet some badass people. Maybe you will learn some shit from our panelists and our experts. Maybe you'll try something totally, totally fucking new. What's the worst that can happen it's only going to get the only thing bad that can happen is you spend a weekend here and i promise you there's enough stuff to do that if you want to do nothing but just go to the parties at each night you can't or if you just want to go to the dungeon or you just want to go to the yeah an 8,000 square foot dungeon you whatever the case maybe you can do that but try something remember we got stockholders can make it here for a weekend I'm sure anybody can yeah no shit yeah the Omaha's gonna be known for Berkey Days fucking uh the College World Series and Crazy Winter Nights uh the the thing is is here's the deal you you can come here and just and have sex there'll be people that will be coming to fuck right but remember part of the reason we got in the lifestyle that's how i got butterflied now i remember part of the reason people got in the lifestyle was to have quit touching my nuts lower lower you leave your headset up here put the mic coming down there of the reason that people got in lifestyle. Maybe I should have grabbed them harder. Part of the reason people got in lifestyle was to have sex with different people. It was to fuck getting new, getting strange. So it's the same with parties, right? Try something new. Give it a shot. Seriously, what is the worst that can happen? You might have fun. Damn it. The worst thing that can happen is you and whoever you're with can enjoy the activities and go to your room and fuck. Yeah, I mean, really. That's the thing, but I just can't. These big parties, and there's a lot of them nationwide, and obviously we're going to preach about ours first and take a lot of pride, because we can't wait to see you too, Jenny, we take a lot of pride in Crazy Winter Nights, because it's our baby, right? But the thing with this is, is that when you have the opportunity to meet, okay, going back to the neighborhood analogy right this is like now you get to meet people from other cities and other neighborhoods and you get to know the community because we're one big community right but now you get to see the other side of the community you get to meet people you get to meet people so you can go on vacation and actually like go hang out with them or have them show you sites or yeah or just somebody somebody different clubs in their area when when you when you start to make and we've been fortunate with our secret secret page we have made friends with a lot of people from all over the country with people from in hawaii people in michigan people in pennsylvania florida montana utah uh tex, Canada. I've got a couple people from England that I talk to on a pretty regular basis now. Okay, all over the world. It doesn't mean we have to fuck them. No. But it's awesome because, hey, you know what? If you're around our neck of the woods, we've got XYZ Club. You know, come out. We'll take you out to these clubs. Or, hey, if you're just traveling with you and you want to go have dinner, nothing more than just dinner, rock on. You get to meet the friends and the additional part of the lifestyle. And that's kick-ass. That rocks. I mean, wouldn't it be fun to go on vacation? And granted, we're empty nesters, so we go on vacation and it's just us, right? But wouldn't it be fun to go on vacation and be able to hang out with some kick-ass people that think like you do, that there's a comfort they're with? This is the way to do it. This is what it's all about. But you have to be willing to not be afraid. Really, you know what this show is going to be called? I've already figured out what I'm going to title this show. No Fear. No Fear. Because here's the thing. Everything we're talking about, whether it be trying to get into the lifestyles of single male, single female, or a couple. Or whether it be going to crazy winter nights or some other trying something new. Right? It's all about not being afraid. Look, we all were scared shitless the first time we ended up at a swingers party whether it was by choice whether it was by accident just sheer luck whatever the case may be we all had that fear but every single one of us that's listening to us right now every single one of us that is in the lifestyle that's been a lifestyle we overcame that fear but what we do is we fuck up and we let new fears get a hold of us well we we we didn't know anybody how many of you listening right now actually knew somebody really well when you got in the lifestyle how many probably a couple of people there's some that were maybe recruited but you maybe knew one or two okay that how many people were just like us We'll be right back. lifestyle how many probably a couple of people there's some that were maybe recruited but you maybe knew one or two okay that how many people were just like us we didn't know anybody in the lifestyle we we found or we didn't think we did well we didn't think we didn't think we did okay you always run into the ex-co-worker boss church members yeah but the thing is is what happens is we start going to the same shit and doing the same shit over and over and over again. And all of a sudden, we forget all these people that we now are friends with that we didn't know and wouldn't have known if it had been in the lifestyle. So now we're letting our fear stop us. Well, because they live too far away. We can't be friends with them. We're sitting here talking and there's people talking to us on our secret page right now as we go live that are three four five hours away and further away that we're very good friends with because of the lifestyle five minutes actually how long is the show right now we're at 54 jeez louise you sure do talk a lot i am not known for talking a lot don't know. This was a fun show to do. We have to do these things sometimes. I stand in the shadows. Yeah. So, okay. I correct you when I think you're wrong. Just like in real life. See how real it is? So, Jenna said, you knew one person. Okay. And some people said, you knew somebody. But that's still that's only one person to walk in a room full of people they they there's a chance you're gonna get banged with i mean seriously don't let fear stop you don't let oh my god i've never been to omaha it's scary it's winter time don't let fear stop you don't if you live in and around this area don't let fear stop you we say it we preach it all the time try something new go for it this wall attests to everything that has been so cool about the lifestyle i mean the fact that that the friends that we've made i mean and this isn't all the stuff obviously we've got totes full of stuff that people have given us I don't even have enough wall space to put up all the booze labels all the bottles of rum and Jack Daniels we've been given through years that's what we should do, start lining up the empty bottles there's a lot of them but I mean that's because of the people that we've met so there you go don't forget this, this was episode 71, in case anybody tuned in late. All right, kids. That seems like a... Where is it this one? Wait a minute. You made him be your chaperone at your first party. Hey, you know what? There's nothing wrong with that. You need to send us more information about that and pictures, please. I think I've heard this story. We haven't seen pictures. Just saying. Anywho, alright kids, so hey, don't forget Crazy Winter Nights. If you want to know more about Crazy Winter Nights, www.crazywinternights.com If you want to see some of our really cool merch and other stuff and learn more about Miss Amanda and myself, don't forget to go to our website www.crazykazba.com
Speaker2:
Thank you. some of our really cool merch and other stuff and learn more about Miss Amanda and I myself don't forget to go to our website
Speaker1:
www.crazykazba.com everything is with a K just saying yeah and you want to get some of the merch you can get panties, patches, shirts and so much more all kinds of stuff so anyways hey doing it the only way I know how the only way I fucking want to and the only way we ever will Kazma style out
