Krazy Truth #70 Picture This!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am the host with the most, I am Cole, and I'm here with the lovely lovely and technology savvy miss amanda hey uh and welcome to season two episode 70 that's right last week was episode 69 and he missed it whoa that was a lot and i did miss it that. That was like, man, Miss Amanda's taking over the show tonight.
Speaker2: Woo-hoo.
Speaker1: That's awesome. Her mic is hot. Hot mic for a hot girl.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: We turned that thing down.
Speaker2: How's that?
Speaker1: That sounds a little better.
Speaker3: I think that's better, yeah.
Speaker1: That's better, way better.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So, and moving the camera.
Speaker3: Did I move out?
Speaker1: You did move.
Speaker2: Oh.
Speaker1: And so we're having a. Yep, we're moving the camera did i move out you did move oh yep we're moving the camera there we go that's better stuck on everything stuck on you oh don't even go there shut up it sounded good okay turn the volume up i can't turn it up i just have to yell nancy that Okay. So, uh, hey, so tonight we got all kinds of cool, fun shit to, uh, chitty chat about because that's what we do. We spew our knowledge out onto the world above. What are you doing? Oh, see, now she's taking all my, she's grabbing my, I mean, my microphone. You know, I'm going to have my hands all over it. It's like a penis. I can't help but touch it. I can't help it. For those that are just listening I may have just jacked off the fucking microphone. Anyways, okay, so we've got all kinds of fun stuff to talk about tonight. Okay. Okay. Are you ready to roll? Shall we begin? Shall we rumble on? We shall. Alright. Let the spewing begin. Oh God. Okay, so our first question not on my face swimmers everywhere swimmers uh okay so our first question comes to us from melanie in minneapolis okay i love that hey when you send any questions try to make sure your name it starts in the same letters of town. You don't have to. I enjoy that. Okay, so the question is, is it okay to leave a private party if things start to get uncomfortable? Is it okay to leave a private party if things start to get uncomfortable? So I reached out to Melanie in Minneapolis, and her biggest concern is how do you leave a party? Basically, how do you leave a party or that situation if it's uncomfortable? She doesn't want to cause a bigger scene. She just wants to get out. She doesn't want to be a big drama thing. She doesn't want to cause a big scene. How do you get out? Or should you get out? Or should you just sit there and just write it out and just suffer through it no if you're not enjoying it leave well right and it's not okay it's not even just if you're not enjoying it when you're talking about comfort okay if it's awkward if it's uncomfortable so i here here is i reached out to get a little more information and and i got real vague details very vague they were cloudy and smoky it was a dark and cloudy night anyways uh so what it was was basically they had folks the the people that she thought were going to be there were there and then there were other people that showed up that were were invited they were they weren't party crashers they were invited but it wasn't the information was not shared with the other people ahead of time i'm like okay number one here's the deal at any point in time it doesn't matter what type of party you're at what type of event this isn't fuck this isn't even lifestyle shit okay if you're not comfortable somewhere right you're at a restaurant you're on a date okay we don't do that because we're married to each other but you can't do this if you're gonna come to on a date night i think you have to stay god damn it we have date nights no but if you're uncomfortable you need to leave okay and and here's the thing if it look if you're just bored it's not fun yeah you, you need to leave. Okay? And here's the thing. Look, if you're just bored and it's not fun, yeah, you want to try to leave with as little of a scene as human as possible. If you're not comfortable or you don't feel like it's safe or you don't feel like something like that, fuck everybody else's feelings at that point in time. That's what I say. Don't worry about what drama it could or could not create because obviously in a situation like that if someone if someone has if a host of a party has invited other people and not told the other participants uh that's bullshit i mean let's just call it what as we see it that's fucking crap we've had parties that we've been invited to and we ask who's going to show so we don't make it awkward for anybody involved and some people do not yes but we have haters so we have to avoid so the haters aren't there the same way well we do but we avoid the situation so it's not awkward for the host or anybody else right exactly if they don't supply it we don't go right and now look it's one thing if like they publish it here's the guest list and then oh by the way you know somebody that was a late approval and they maybe didn't get a chance to tell you that's one thing but if you just have people show up you just have people show up specifically that you did not tell anybody else that they were coming. That's crap. Okay? Especially now, look, every situation is a little bit different. It's not a big deal, I suppose, depending on the size of the party, if you get a chance to meet them, talk with them, whatever, mingle ahead of time, and then decide whether or not you want to play. To me, there's a reason most parties say in by a certain time. Because if it's in by 10, then the theory behind this fucking shit is after 10, people are going to be fucking, which is not a lot of time for introductions at that point in time. You know? Uh, uh, hey, how you doing, man? Nice to meet you. Uh, uh, it doesn't really fucking work that way, you know? Hey, as soon as my wife gets that dick out of her mouth, she'll, she'll say hi to you. No, you know, so it's, it's like a, a, a, a duh situation. So when you specifically have people show up after the fact, you know what? And that doesn't make you comfortable, especially in this case. Melanie is, Melanie is a female, single female. Okay. That's fucking bullshit. Straight up. If you're a host and you do that, fuck you fuck you okay quit having fucking house parties because you know what that is that's a way for people to get raped okay and that ain't okay so you don't you know the goal when you put on a party event is i understand not everybody can be absolutely uh hit it off with everybody else and you know look know, look, this isn't La La Land. It's not Disneyland, Disney World of fucking. I hope they hear this.
Speaker2: They sue us.
Speaker1: Look at the price we'll get. But, I mean, there's some realistic expectations. As Nancy says, for those of you who don't know, we have our secret, secret Facebook crazy Casbah.
Speaker2: Shh.
Speaker1: Don't tell the others. Anyways, we did this live with. Siobhan, we've suffered through one house party, and it was awful. Now we leave. Thank you. shh don't tell the others anyways uh that we do this live with siwana we've suffered through one house party and it was awful now we leave and that's just it look you're not avoiding drama by staying because you know when you don't have clothes on it's kind of hard to hide shit it's pretty obvious if if somebody's really uncomfortable at a house party well the, the very first one where we were at a club and then we went over to this couple's house and we're like, oh boy, okay. And then this fourth couple showed up and then one couple, they were whispering, I was oblivious. Now I go, duh. Hey, you want to know what was am i i was you know almost in my 40s at that point in time and i'd never seen a period come on so fucking fast oh my god it's a freight train guess what she was fine but congratulations all of a sudden she's she's got a period it's okay we gotta go i'm sure that can happen but and if i guess if you feel like you need to to give an excuse But they were relatively new, too. That's true, they were. Okay, and when we were new, look, we had code words. You know, it was like the sting. Flick your nose. No, we didn't. Oh, really? We didn't have code words? No. That very first time that we went to this. How many times? I'll give it away now. I don't give a shit. How many times did one of the kids get sick? Oh, I got a text, I need to call the boys. That wasn't until after that, because we got in the car and we're like, oh, that was horrible. Well, we learned from it. We learned from it. Then we got to where we had something like that. We had an exit trip. Now, now it's something like that. We're going to be like, you know what? What the fuck? We're out. Yeah. Okay, so you can't. Look, if you don't feel safe somewhere, you need to get the fuck out of that situation. And if you're hosting a party, don't drill them asking 50 questions about why they're leaving because someone might just feel awkward and want to leave. Yeah. You know what? You can, the next day, you can ask them and and you know what if you're hosting a party and if everything was going just fine then absolutely the next day you know give them let them leave so that they're not no one is more embarrassed or more awkward and then get a hold and say what what happened okay but but look when you set up people to show up uh and we may lose our live audience and i don't know what this is fucking doing uh when you when you set people up to come in late and and pull shenanigans that's crap okay so you it's supposed to be about fun and enjoyment so if something's not fun you know look let's just say you're not feeling maybe you go to a party and you're just not feeling that night it's like it's nothing against anybody the host and host has done a great job you're just like you know i was in the mood but i'm not really in the mood politely excuse yourself and leave because again you know what But you don't want anybody else to have their night ruined because you're not comfortable. You don't want to ruin it for the host and hostess either. I mean, it's kind of a common courtesy situation a little bit. But do not leave yourself in a situation that is uncomfortable at all. And understand and understand i say this i'm gonna say this and you shouldn't have to say this if it happens to you one time with it with with a party that you go to don't go back to the same party again okay everybody goes well duh who the hell would do that a lot of people a lot of people look when we were when we were first knew and we talked about this before when we were first knew what did we do the first experience was a fucking disaster right never go back but my ego kicked in i'm gonna fuck this girl one way or the other my dick will work what happened to the second i went it was still a fucking disaster and then she started crying yeah yeah this time there were tears it was awesome uh so you know don't don't go back i mean i'm gonna this is a horrible way to equate it but but it's true it's like an abusive relationship okay well seriously what happens you know uh someone's abusive there's somebody gets hurt the whole nine yards and then the next day or that whatever i'll never do that again i'm so sorry i'll never do that again blah and what happens the cycle repeats okay it's the same fucking bullshit with with some people on how they host parties. Oh, it'll never, no, it'll never happen again. And what fucking happens? The exact same thing. So fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. You know, so you have to kind of somewhat make sure you don't re-put yourself right back into that same situation. No, they won't change. Because odds are, you weren't the first party they did it to. So if they've done it more than once, they'll probably do it again. By the same token, see, that's one of the cool things. When you find some people that are a lot of fun to party with, that have great parties. We know some people locally, their parties are highly sought after to go to some of their house parties because their parties are well run right everybody has a good time they're great hosts and hostesses uh we actually haven't been to one of the parties haven't been able to attend one of their parties yet but they've had them for years and they are nothing but top-notch parties that's all you ever hear is how great parties are okay well well that is that is awesome i mean that so there's a party you might want to you might want to go to you know it's like it has references there can be such a thing as references as in swinging it really is uh so nancy goes on she was talking about her story a little bit uh our first the first house one that they went to people were touching all over uh that you didn't know and and it was horrible there you go again just because it's house party remember i think we cover this sometime but remember it's not just a meat market this is not just walking through squeeze squeezing the melons to decide which ones are fresh oh hey how are you honk honk it doesn't work like that or it's not supposed to work like that at least until after you're comfortable once once you're comfortable and once you've been given permission to squeeze the melons then squeeze suckle whatever you've been your permission to do yeah don't
Speaker3: now i don't know if i'm hungry or I'm horny. This is all fucked up. Anyway, so we were in the store earlier today. Still, I can't even walk. This is how bad it would become. I can't walk through a produce section without giggling like a fucking 12-year-old. It's horrible. There was so many fucking. And it's not like I've ever played with any no well the thing is is you know vanilla people go giggle when they see a cucumber they're just not very fucking adventurous i mean you start seeing roots and all kinds of shit with different shapes and like fuck yeah hey hey is there any way you could bang yourself with a watermelon? What? Oh, my God. Well, then we get the kink part. You do those big leaf things that are like alveolar leaves or whatever they fucking are. Great big long ones. They look like cactus leaves. I don't know what the fuck they are. Yeah, I saw them today. I'd never seen them in the produce section before. I had either. But now knowing more about Kink, I'm like... I can whip you with me.
Speaker1: I'm telling you what, we need to get locked in a fucking grocery store overnight. What could possibly...
Speaker3: What could possibly go... I gained 10 pounds?
Speaker1: I sure would encourage washing the produce when you got it home.
Speaker3: Oh, nasty.
Speaker1: Alright, so there you go. So it's always okay to leave. Yeah, try to leave on a way that is We'll be right back. encourage washing the produce when you got it home just oh nasty all right so there you go so it's always okay to leave yeah try to leave on a way that uh uh is couthful and quiet and whatever and uh i mean i wouldn't spout off that i don't feel comfortable and there's people here i don't like no no if you can avoid that i mean obviously you you try to you try to have it with class and style and whatever you could blatantly just go up to the host and say you know we're gonna leave i'll talk to you tomorrow yeah exactly exactly and here's the thing tomorrow when the host gets host or hostesses get a hold of you don't be afraid afraid to tell them what you didn't like about it don't because let's throw it out there maybe it was their first party maybe they didn't know uh whatever but still you know at that point but yeah you know now causing a scene just be like what the hell there's a strange penis ah you know or gaping pussy at my on my left ah no that probably wouldn't be the appropriate. Why are you looking at me like that?
Speaker3: It'd be like Animal from the Muppets.
Speaker4: I mean, you don't necessarily want to just go out like a fucking screaming loon.
Speaker1: Well, no. But, you know.
Speaker2: I mean, unless you want to make a really hellish.
Speaker4: If you want to end the party, just grab your clothes and go sprint out the door naked.
Speaker1: Screaming. That'll wake the neighbors. No, don't do that. That'll freak them out. Man, this is why we don't get to do our advice anymore. Man, weird. That'll give me some hate mail. Anywho. No, I won't. Really? Nah. But, so again. You can't tell me that a majority of people haven't experienced something at one point in time that was similar to that. Well, I'm sure they have. And here's the thing. We've talked about this. Hey, hosts and hostesses, if you're putting on parties, remember, just like Nancy talked about, a first-party experience. If you're putting on a party with different skill levels, level up. If you're putting on a different skill levels or different experience in the lifestyle, you you know what maybe the people that have been doing this for 10 years they know what's going on but keep in mind the people that this is their first time getting naked in front of other people uh you might want to give them a little more information or if you know hey by the way these people are going to be coming late even if it's somebody that everybody knows hey by the way, these people are going to be coming late. Even if it's somebody that everybody knows. Hey, by the way, you know, Bill and Jan are going to show up at 1030. Okay, it's good to know because it is awkward when everybody's down fucking and all of a sudden there's like ding dong, you know. And you know it ain't the pizza guy because your wife's fucking him. No, I'm just kidding. But you know what, and all of a sudden there's somebody dressed i mean it again we've been to a party where they where somebody came late but we knew they were coming late right but but the host and hostess did a great job to make sure oh hey by the way we got another couple coming they're gonna be coming late so a little common courtesy goes a long ways and again if you have newbies there just because you know what's going on and maybe some of the other couples know what's going on a little common courtesy that goes a long way it also goes a long way to let to to even though you're there to have fun you're throwing the party have fun to check on your newbies right to make sure that they're still feeling comfortable. Remember, newbies might not have been in this situation before, so they can think they're comfortable, and then it starts to get uncomfortable. Look, it's kind of like having a, how would be a good way to put this? Okay, this is actually a good way to put this?
Speaker4: Okay, this is actually a good way to put this.
Speaker1: The new thing that some of the football stadiums around is for kids and people with autism. That sometimes the sounds, the noise, everything can become, you know, too much. And so they have set up a space so that they can go get a chance to calm down you know to to relax and then go back to enjoying the game okay well and again this is not anyway you know like little making autism little or anything else but it can be a sensory overload for a new couple at a house party so as the host and hostess look there there's nothing wrong with checking on your checking on your new people whether they're singles whether they're couples checking on are you doing okay look at them why did it look you know if they look like they're kind of edging back if they look like they're starting to get a little nervous you know what nothing wrong with going, hey, you know, want to come get some snacks or, you know, like I'm a dirty smoker. Go have a cigarette or give them an opportunity to maybe step away from a little bit so it's not overload. And, again, Nancy, you're right. It's no different than any party. You should check on your guests. But you want to check and make sure that they're okay because that can go a long ways in preventing someone from starting to feel uncomfortable and the other thing is if you have newbies there it's not a bad idea to let some of your other more experienced couples know that hey look this is their first time so yeah is it a thing that kind of gives you like the warning flag like maybe take it a little bit slower yeah it is okay so you know if it's an experienced couple like if somebody's fucking you if you and somebody are fucking right and you're and you're on your back you know you've been in this lifestyle a long time and somebody else at the party you know is like hey care if I join you're gonna say most likely you're gonna be like okay and all of a sudden there's a dick you're gonna be like right they ask nicely or maybe some people that you already that we all know maybe we know all the couples there and we work with all the couples there so we've all played for so somebody's gonna walk up and fucking there's a dick you're gonna be like right well maybe if it's a new person you know they're fucking and even if you ask they might be like well uh uh okay well take that as a sign of maybe they're saying okay but maybe they're not okay. I mean, you know, a little more, a little more ease into it. Look, we were a little bit different because we said, fuck, soft, soft. We're like, go big or go home. Right. Dive in like a banshee. Right. But some people might be a little more hesitant with all of a sudden, like, you, they got a dick slapping on their forehead or all of a sudden or a sudden, you know, there's there's another kiss in my neck or I don't know, whatever the case may be. I mean, if they're new, kind of help ease them in a little bit. And that's, you know, that should be like that slapping in the forehead of the dick because i think if a guy just started smacking me in the head with a dick i'd probably go what the fuck are you doing maybe but maybe he didn't initially mean to maybe he meant to just tap you to get your attention maybe still don't do that maybe it's a seal killer it's like a bat and it just slipped out of his hand it was just like th thumping. He went, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? And you move his ball saying, yeah, don't do that again. You got a black eye. I don't know. Shelly on our secret page says also, if it's a house party and you know they're new, it shouldn't only be the host checking on there. Veterans should be checking too. And Amy put put on there need to work on my dick sucking uh noise okay let me know i'm available uh anyway so yeah but shelly's exactly right i mean everybody can do it so that everybody's comfortable remember we were all new at one point in time okay so you know and it can be sensory overload and it can be it can feel pretty fucking weird. The other thing is, so, you know, and it can be sensory overload, and it can be, it can feel pretty fucking weird. The other thing is, hey, veterans, if you see somebody and they're like, you can tell they're not comfortable at all. It's a great way to ask, to say, hey, it's okay. What will make you comfortable? And if they say they say you know what we just don't know if we can do this okay then step up to the plate and be like okay give me a minute and you go talk to the host help them be able to talk to the host to find a way that they can leave and reassure them it's okay because what's going to happen is they're going to get out to the car and they're going to be like oh great you know well i guess we're just fuck now no one over fucks now we should never left and there's going to be all that self-doubt and it's like no that's not the case at all so if you help them that will go a long way or you know like you and i are not a soft swap couple but we have we have but in that type of situation that's a if you're a veteran and like well we don't know maybe we want to try something okay take a few minutes suck a dick take a few minutes eat a pussy even though it's not normally what you do it's for the good of future people in the lifestyle and well i mean seriously well no i got to thinking about when we did a soft well we hooked up with a soft swap couple yeah because we'd never done it we're like well what are we allowed to do what can we not do we had no idea we didn't start it no idea you took the charge but but you asked but then i asked we asked what was the rules we'd been in it for a while by then but again communicate we talked about this communication and if everybody helps everybody look if we can take i'll bet you at every single party big party small parties whatever when there's new people involved i'll bet you at every single party, big parties, small parties, whatever, when there's new people involved, I'll bet you, I'm just making this number up, but I'll say probably 20 to 30% of new people, the first couple events they go to are fucking horrible in their mind. Something happened, something went south, and they never come back to another thing. You think? Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Absolutely. Okay. I can see it see it was a fluke that you and i came back after our first experience i mean but you thought it was hot and i wasn't going to tell you any difference so it was hot watching the live porn right i mean it is what was he hot no was she hot no but you know no, it's understandable. So the thing is, is that if we can all make it a point to help take and cut that number to like 2% or 5% of people, that people have a good experience, they might still not come back. Just because you have a good experience doesn't mean the lifestyle is for you. And that's fucking okay. But at least they're not out there going, Oh my God, they're just shoving dicks in my face.
Speaker2: It's horrible.
Speaker1: You know, whatever. At least they can make the right decision for themselves that whether or not they want to come back. We're actually getting some really good comments on this. Shall I put it? I have talked to countless couples that said our first experience was so bad i'm so glad that so many couples tried again absolutely uh nancy said the same goes for single males they need to be checked on for comfort don't just leave them sitting there that's an excellent point nancy yes hey look it doesn't matter if it's a couple a single male or a single female we've talked about the double standard before in the lifestyle just because it's a couple, a single male, or a single female. We've talked about the double standard before in the lifestyle. Just because it's a dude doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings, doesn't mean he might not feel awkward or uncomfortable, and doesn't mean that he is a creeper. Just like a single female, you know, she has feelings. A single female, she has, you know, concerns and doesn't want to be awkward. And it doesn't mean that she's necessarily batshit crazy. You know, I mean, couples and everything. So, you know, don't forget to check on a guy. If you invited a single male to your party, whether it be a house party or bigger, they're still your fucking guest. You know, it's the same with a single female. They're still your guest. So don't neglect them just assuming that, well, they're a single guy, they'll get a boner, and they'll find someplace to stick it. No, that's not necessarily how that works at all. In fact, a lot of single guys will be even more hesitant at a bigger party because they don't want to come across as a creeper. Their worst fear is to get thrown out because they're a creeper. You know, they're not just going to walk around with a raging heart on them, find a hole and stick it in. You know, oh, great, there's a knot in the wood. You know, that's not how this shit fucking works. You know, guys are sensitive too. We have feelings also, you motherfuckers. No, I'm just kidding. It's half. It's half? Fuck. God, it goes so fast. We need longer shows. All right, well, we're going to take a quick break. Staying with us here one second. Have you got your tickets yet for the event of 2020 Crazy Winter Nights? Nights.th through the 19th omaha nebraska we're taking over the hotel we're taking over the world panels vendor fares 8 000 square foot dungeons and so much more get your tickets today at www.crazy, that's crazy with a K, winternights.com. See you there. Okay, we're back. That guy flies in every fucking Sunday just special to do our promos. And he's fucking loud. You know what? Here's what's's funny i talked to him one day just talking to him no he came by the office i was like hey what's up he's like hey what's up it was the weirdest thing i've ever experienced i was shocked as hell you know i thought it was a fact but it wasn't he just echoes himself you talk to yourself all day long no i don't talk to myself all day long i talk to the dog and now dogs and squirrels and squirrels yeah that one by the way we adopted a dog or we rescued a dog another one so now i got two dogs to talk to much less chance i'll be batshit crazy by the crazy one of our nights anyways uh i got water windows okay so i'll you meet that guy i heard He's got a huge cock. Cock. Okay, so.
Speaker2: I'll let you meet that guy. I heard he's got a huge cock. Anyways. All right, so moving along.
Speaker3: We have a.
Speaker2: It's hard to believe I can't keep staffers.
Speaker1: Anyways, so. Because you tried to stick your dick out.
Speaker2: Not me, that other guy. So moving on. Okay, so we've got another question. What? Wait, there's more? We do. And this question comes to us from M&S. I don't know. I just go with it. M&S, and they're out of Austin, Texas. Okay. It's Rodeo 9. Anywho, their question involves pictures okay i was like oh boy because the the email when it came in just said pictures i'm like oh what's going on i didn't know what it was and then i read read it their question is this okay they are not comfortable having their pictures taken they were at an event and there was lots of people taking pictures and there were some people that were real upset about it, some people that weren't and they want to know what's the proper etiquette when it comes to taking pictures I'm like, okay I thought that was a good one we're coming up to the season so there's more and more events and activities and whatever. So pictures are becoming a huge part of it. So I didn't even – I sent an email thanking them for their question, but I didn't go in to ask more about the size of the event or anything like that because my thought was it doesn't really matter. Okay, so let's address this in the proper order, shall we? We're going to go small to large.
Speaker1: Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. I'm going to go up the stale. I can almost feel it. I can feel the load. I can feel the load. Bam, there it is. Anyways, okay. Okay, so if you're at a house party, okay, pictures are very, very simple. Here's the deal. it's it's number, anywhere you're at, the blanket policy is no one should be in your pictures without their permission. Mm-hmm. Okay? I don't give a... It's kind of like in real life, unless when I'm drunk and I like to photobomb people at a bar. That's kind of funny. Anyways. So you do it. Totally different story. But the thing is, at a lifestyle type thing, you want... People need to give you their permission to be in a picture okay the reality of it is this remember there are fucking people out here that have to sign morality clauses with their jobs i know that's fucking stupid in 2019 but it is what it is what a morality clause means for those of you don't know that means if you do something that the company deems uh that that is in uh i've been drinking all day that is uh basically socially unacceptable or or against morality okay which who defines that they do so like chick-fil-a would say probably that if you were work as a swinger and work there they'd probably they would use that as a they would fire your ass okay it goes against their morality clause so what that means is is that if someone has one of those signed at their job and they get outed they can lose their job in the united states military you can be court-martialed for uh committing adultery swinging for those of you just tuning in or don't know for sure fucking someone else's wife even with their permission according to the military rules would be adultery okay so there's a lot of there's a lot of things out there that people can lose we were just at uh my grandmother's hundredth birthday yes we were and one of my relatives and i don't know who was talking about a co-worker of theirs that took a picture with a glass of wine uh-huh posted it on facebook and got fired uh-huh yeah i was an educator yep was an educator because that showed drinking and and was in morale or in morale it went against their morality clause yeah exactly so we have to understand that there is is a huge thing here there are some people's families extended families that will disown them for being dirty dirty swingers okay everybody needs to understand look i worked in an industry in the car business which was filled with drug addicts alcoholics uh raging degenerate gamblers uh cheated on their spouse lied to their spouses about money you fucking name it that was a car business they just got paid a lot of money okay even in the ultimate den of thieves if you will or the ultimate you know city that the sin central if you want to put it that way if you say the word that you're a swinger these motherfuckers are whipping bibles faster than fucking you know candy in a parade all of a sudden everybody gets all fucking holier than thou so there's a lot of people's families that if they found out their extended families if they found out that they were in the lifestyle wouldn't talk to them anymore. It can cost people court cases for custody of children. Do exes get a hold of this shit? They can royally fuck your day. So, pictures you don't just get to take pictures with people, okay? At house parties especially when you start talking about naked pictures okay here's the deal right along this one there. Shelley put
Speaker2: Thank you. when you start talking about naked pictures okay here's the deal
Speaker1: oh right along this one there Shelly put a federal employee had to sign an ethics an ethics clause and yes Nancy's talking about at Island Riders Party they don't allow cameras that's right we're not talking about that in just a second but when you're talking about naked pictures I understand we all have a spank bank on our phone if you don't you're a fucking liar I don't, you're a fucking liar. We all know everybody does, and we all know we save it under different names so their kids can't find it on our phones. But we all have dirty pictures on there, and it rocks to have permission to have dirty pictures and dirty videos of either yourself fucking somebody else or your spouse fucking somebody else. That's hot as shit, and we all know you have to have permission to do that to have those things okay you have to ask permission if you look if a motherfucker if a motherfucker is if you find out they have cameras or you think they have cameras that are not being disclosed and told about here's the deal that is a crime okay that is a crime. If you're a dude and you find out that somebody has that, what you should do, in my honest opinion, is go there and beat their ass. Okay. Because that's bullshit. Secret filming, that shit. Not cool. Not okay. And you need to let fucking other people in the lifestyle know because that is a crime. Okay. The problem with people start taking pictures and it should be discussed before anybody's naked what is is not what is and is not allowed is not something with cameras is not something that comes up after the fact that clothes are off okay and here's the deal if someone breaks that rule it's very simple what's really cool about cell phones is they're small enough and compact enough that they will easily be able to be shoved right up somebody's ass without loop. And if someone does that, that's what you need to do. That's what needs to happen. End of story. Okay. And so people know out there in case, if you have someone that's doing that and trying to use those, has done that or is trying to use those against you, guess what kids? That is revenge porn. That is against the law, and they should be reported a-fucking-mediately. Blackmail. Yep. So, okay. So, pictures and house porn. Now, if everybody's in agreement that the pictures are cool, or the pictures are cool if they show no faces, or whatever your rules are, and everybody agrees for them, rock on. Okay? Remember, I'm going to throw this out here if you want you to know this, in this day and age, people can be identified by... Fuck. Can be identified by more than just their face. Ink. Sexy ink. Tattoos are hot as fuck. But they also can identify people. So make sure if you're... If they agree upon is that things are covered, then you make sure that someone we know had that happen had it put on a swinger website and then they freaked out and got a hold of him and said you blur that out you cut those out i can't have those on there somebody else we know had one of their children find out that they were in the lifestyle because of a tattoo yep that would be us uh he helped do the tattoo and when he saw it on the website guess what surprise yep we're there so you know yeah tattoos are away uh uh oh jewelry that's a good point too certain well like for me i don't really care but like a dude with black nails might give it away yeah i could give two fucks but other people can't okay so it's pretty obvious but that's discussed before clothes come off and here's the deal there's no exceptions whatever the rule is there's no exceptions once clothes are off on what that rule you can't change that midway through look everybody should be able to put their phone off to the side and you shouldn't be look if you can't trust the people you're fucking to not be trying to sneak pictures, you probably shouldn't be fucking them. Just saying. I haven't had a lot of guys that had a camera out. There's a couple of times I went, hey, do you want to take a picture? Well, and here's the thing. There's nothing wrong with asking. Cole would like to see it. Can you want to take a picture? Yeah. Look, we play alone now. Right? Sometimes we play alone. You know damn good all the shit that I think is hot and you're gonna when you play you're gonna say hey you know cole would take a picture of this do you care rock on it but again that's discussed before there's any insertion and any fucking nudity and anything else somebody's cool with it when you go up to a let's move up to like we're gonna going to go to Island Riders Party because they're a hotel party. Okay. The bigger parties. Number one, everybody who has a party, they set the rules for those parties. Okay. They set those rules. And when they set those rules, they base them off of what they feel like or what their members or the people that usually attend are most comfortable with. Okay. So here's the deal. This is what it comes to when it comes to pictures. It doesn't matter what your opinion is of their rule. Okay. It doesn't matter because guess what? It's their party. You're a guest at their party. So when you go to somebody else's party, you'd hear by their rules. You'd be a good guest. I always go live on live on our secret facebook page all right so the first year that we went to island riders party which is an awesome one which is coming up october uh 12th in grand island if you want more information send me an email put uh halloween in it and we can get you more information on that anywho we always did it live from the event and they said the rules we don't allow any cell phones or any pictures taken in the main party area i said fair enough they decorate really nicely the outer hallway so there's a place for pictures that there's that's still private but you know this way they went and said cole's going to do a live if anybody wanted to come out so people who wanted to be in the live could come out we did a live out in the hallway it's about respect now every year they every year they the owners are great about watching and making sure in case somebody forgets or somebody doesn't think about it as soon as they see it they will tell them they'll either take their phone from right on the spot or they'll make them go back to the room and put it away and you know what here's the thing it doesn't make the party anything but better it doesn't hurt the party without pictures there look you don't need pictures of that you're gonna get pictures in your halloween costume in your hotel room or you and if you hook up, you're going to get those pictures. But it doesn't need to be pictures of everybody. No one should feel like the other people that are guests there shouldn't feel like they have to scurry out of the way because, oh, my God, there's going to be a picture. No, we've been to a couple of different clubs, and they wanted us to go live, but we always did it up against the wall where there wasn't anybody in the background.
Speaker2: If they wanted to come in it, they could come in it.
Speaker1: But we didn't make a big deal out of it. And they asked us to go live, but we did it. We said, okay, where do they want us so that we would respect and adhere to their rules and so that their members felt safe. It's absolutely huge. So people that if you have a problem with somebody else's rules that's on you you know you need to be respectful of those rules and i i understand that it's it's like oh well it's just a harmless picture i just like this decoration or i just like whatever the situation no everybody's dressed it doesn't matter it's a respect thing okay now a big thing that a lot of parties do now and the meet and greets we do it at crazy winter nights we just went to a great meet and greet in sioux city that that did it uh they had a photographer there taking pictures if you want to get a couple pictures or whatever okay again rock on that's awesome that's a neat thing that they do i like you know people like it at crazy winter nights when we do it as well but it's a set area okay so and i'm gonna i'm gonna put this cautionary tale out to photographers okay because before we were ever in the lifestyle you were a photographer and one of the first things i thought of a great way to get business was to do what? Get on fucking, get on a website to get it out there to find people to do boudoir photography. Okay. Remember, everything's not a sales call. No. And I know that's ironic coming from me. A lot of people go, are you fucking serious calls? He is batshit crazy. Holy fuck knew that already but seriously it's not okay and and you know the the thing that the thing with with photography and and stuff like this is it you put your information out there and then you leave it alone okay because even me even captain captain sales look when we go to events and activities right yeah i always have my sunglasses of course i always look just like this when i go out is that not correct right the nails the rings all the hairs yes in our car i always have extra pairs i'll probably have 20 to 30 pairs of our sunglasses that have crazy chasm on the side of them why because i give them out all the time i give them out because usually people if people want them people go oh man i wish i had a pair of sunglasses like yours here hold on and i'll give them out right but i don't just walk around and just like i'm not a walking vending booth you know what i mean i mean here's the thing you know I'll say it. We've got all kinds of money. We have crazy casbah panties. We've got shirts, tank tops, shades, patches, window decals, the big metal signs, and a whole lot more coming. The car is not, I'm not selling the shit out of the car, okay? I'm not, you know, it's not like everywhere we go, I'm just like, hey. I'm not doing that, that right i have things to give away if somebody wants a pair it's fun it's cute whatever so remember people are going to meet and greets and they're going to these parties to um fuck and and well not necessarily but i mean they're going to meet and greet, not meet, greet, and shop. Right.
Speaker2: Right?
Speaker1: So, okay. Now, the other thing I'm going to throw in there because someone is going to go, you have a crazy winter nights as a vendor fair. You're right. We do have a vendor fair. We have a huge vendor fair. But it's designed for just that. That's a place where you can go and shop and do that if you choose.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: So, photographers, keep this in mind. People still just want to have fun. So, don't, you know, don't, it's not about you, you know. Oh, no. okay so photographers keep this in mind people still just want to have fun so don't you know don't it's not about you you know whatever but rock on if you're doing it's it's a it's a cool thing now because people do like to get they're getting dressed up and they want to look nice and they get a chance to get good pictures okay now let's go to something bigger even a little bit bigger let's go to something Crazy Winter Nights or some of the other big conferences like Exotica conferences and things like that. Okay, if you go to Exotica conferences, which is adult, I mean, it's like I dream of putting something like that on at some point in time, okay? There is set places that photography is allowed. You have to understand, again, this is going to sound weird and silly but some of you guys have already that already comment can agree to this just by knowing that you that you are at an event like that an exotica or at a crazy winter nights or whatever because of base what it is there are some people that it could cost them everything okay so the thing is this it's about respect there's places that are designed that yes you can have your camera you can take fun pictures you can do whatever you want and there's places that aren't respect the places that aren't allowed to have cameras okay remember it because it could be you at some point in time that maybe you don't want your kids to see that you were at you know crazy winter nights or exotica or a porn here's another thought even if you're in the designated areas but somebody might not have noticed that they were in it if you happen to get anybody in the background of a picture i don't care who it is or where you're located you get somebody in the background of the picture and you're going to post that somewhere blur their face out yes absolutely or you can go up to them and go i got a picture of you and this is what it is is that okay you know or do you want me to delete it and i can take another one right right exactly be remember okay we push and push the lifestyle yes it's about meeting people yes it's about getting your dick sucked yes it's about getting your fuck your pussy fuck yes it's about having girl and girl experience or guy and guy experience or whatever you want yes it's about all those things but it's about a community it's a community of like-minded people okay so when you're in a community the community I'll see that, actually. But, you know, but, I mean, the thing is, you know. You've done that. I have done that, actually. But, I mean, that's the whole thing. So, it's about common courtesy and common respect, you know, just a little bit. And here's the other thing with cell phones. Look, I know I'm old. All right. I get it. Whatever. If I'm having enough fun, even if I have my cell phone on me, I won't think to check it. I just won't. I don't need it out. If I'm having a great time and I'm drinking and I'm partying and we're laughing with a group of people and we're having a good time, I won't touch my phone for fucking hours. If you're having fun, you don't need to record the moment every moment with your cell phone. It's weird how that that works look, if I'm balls deep in a super hot chick that I've wanted to fuck forever and a day I won't remember to worry about getting a fucking picture of shit because that's going to be burned into my brain forever because it was awesome okay, so the thing is sometimes if you just let yourself have fun and just be you and just have fun and enjoy the moment look what are you gonna do are you gonna take the pictures out and put them in an album so someday you can show your grandkids oh look here's mom getting gang banged you know i mean you're not gonna do that shit right look there's only so many pictures you're actually gonna to jack off to. I like the videos better anyways. I mean, so, you know, really, do you need all those pictures? I mean, inside of any ballroom where people are all dressed, are you going to jack off to that? Maybe if you're an interior decorator. Good, I love those decorations. You don't need pictures of this shit.
Speaker3: Quit looking at me like that.
Speaker1: I'm just saying. You know, all those tables are arranged so hot. Shh. Hold on, hold on. Slide that chair out.
Speaker3: Oh, God.
Speaker1: Okay, I mean, you don't need pictures of all that. Just live in the fucking moment and have a little bit of fun. We're already only five minutes left. Jesus fucking Christ. That sucks. We need longer shows.
Speaker2: Seriously.
Speaker1: You're right in still processing that whole table thing, aren't you?
Speaker3: No, I think that's fucked up, but whatever.
Speaker1: Well, it is. Look, hey, no kink shaming on our show. Maybe you have a furniture fetish. Oh, look at that couch. Hey, baby. Let me rub that up all the street. Oh. I love it. Is there enough glitter? I need pictures. Now, that's true. Now, Shelly, that's true because you can never have too much glitter. And I could probably, with enough glitter, that might get me excited. I don't know. I'm kind of a glitter fetish thing. Yeah. It is what it is. No, you are. Yeah. I mean. You've got it in your mouth, on your chest, in your dick. Here's the deal. I'm not going to take a picture of a table covered in glitter. But if nobody's looking, I may roll around naked in it. Just, just. Oh, God. By the way, so anybody that is having a big party and needs somebody for the decorating committee, send us an email. I know somebody that might be, if you're doing glitter. I know somebody that might be available. No, I'm not fucking a glitter fucker. You're not a decorator either. That's just my opinion. I look damn good rolling around in glitter just saying. Anyways, oh my lord. As long as they're glitter roses. What an excellent stopping point that seems to be. Yes. Okay. Well, with that, kids. Okay. So, again, hey, we want to – the dude left the building, so I just got to say it normal. But, anyways, again, if you haven't got a chance to get your tickets for the big Crazy Winter Nights event, January 17th through the 19th, go to www.crazywinternights.com i promise you are not going to want to miss this hey if you'd like more information on either riders uh they're kicking off the halloween season october 12th send me an email just put uh what did i say to put it in the first time halloween put halloween in and i'll get you all that information as well uh yeah so until next time do it the only way we know how the only way we will the only way i fucking can casbah style out bye