Krazy Truth #67 Keep your hands off my Junk

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the most, I am Cole. I'm here with the lovely, lovely and technology savvy Miss Amanda. Hey. And we are here to spew our knowledge upon all of you folks out there in our world. This is, so for those of you keeping track at home, kids, it's episode, it's, fuck, now I'm all fucked up. It's season two, episode 66, as we race, galloping towards episode 69. Yeah. So, until that point in time, we're all kind of excited. So, we got all kinds of fucking crazy shenanigans to talk about, and we're looking, and we're wondering if we can hear us, and yeah, okay, this is just not our fucking day today, God, anyway, so it's our first time ever recording a podcast, and we're pretty excited about that, we're hoping that this will all go out really, really well, anyways, yeah, so why Miss is messing with uh knobs and buttons and knobs i said knobs i'm just gonna talk about random stuff boy those lines don't look very big pumpkin anywho okay so we did just get away from not away from we just had a great weekend, the second, the second, or the 17th annual, and then with Palooza, so we had a ball with that this weekend, so that is our sex story. Anytime we go camping at Bones, it's a sex story. Okay. Because I, okay, so I actually tried something new. That's what our new sex story can be about. What'd you try? Weren't you there? I okay i know i didn't know where you're going like huh because i'm i'm a swinger not a kingster right we all know this so i actually had a knife play done on me for the very very first time i was i was hooked to the stripper pole and i had knife play how'd you feel about it uh you know it was titillating no it was actually pretty cool i mean it was it's uh bizarre it's unique uh you know i mean i'm not ready to go just straight to the king side of the world but it was actually i enjoyed it it was a good time and uh you know outside of my comfort zone i keep talking about going outside of your comfort zone yeah right and that so there we there we did again now i went outside of our of our comfort zone tried something new hey guess what i tried it with someone who is very experienced at knife play so someone experiencing somebody i trusted you know like all the things you're supposed to do and it was a really it was a good time and it was a great experience i'm glad i did it and i may be willing to go a little bit more a little bit harder a little you know you never know so holy shit man before it's over i'm gonna be shackled and fucking be my ass kicked all kinds of stuff no it was but it was very very cool and again i recommend in the right environment i can't stress this enough uh you have to try that try something new give it a try make sure you're going to try something new uh king style wise that you do it again with somebody that is knowledgeable knows what they're doing and that you trust i mean those are the big key so this way you can make sure you have a great experience to begin with to decide whether or not you want to have any more experiences like that wouldn't you agree she? I agree. She would say yes, but she's busy looking at the little blinds. It's like a heart monitor. Like, currently we're dying. We're in trouble. Anywho. It's when you go, you know, usually with the sound on, you hear it. And the sound was on, so I had to mute it. Okay, whatever. We'll figure it out. Here's what's going to actually happen. You guys on our, you know, for those who don't know, we have a secret Facebook page. Shh. Crazy Chasma. Which we just went over 3,000 members on. Anywho, you guys might be the only ones that actually ever see this. This episode may never make light a day. It's really hard to fucking tell. That is not true. I'm just saying. Anyways. So, anyways, make sure you step outside your boundaries. Give something to try. Again, experience people. That's the key. Be what you trust and experience people and do something different. And you know what? Out there at the party, there was 18 folks. This was their very first time ever coming to Nomapalooza. So, again, that was 18 people or 18 couples, groups, whatever, that tried something new. And holy shit, they had fun. It's weird. It's like when you try something new and go into it with an open mind, good things happen. Right. Who'd have fucking thunk it? I'm just saying. That's just my random thought process there. So, anyway, so thank you you very much to bones and to everybody uh that put that on thank you very much uh to the young lady who did knife play on me i appreciate it and uh thank you for having that party so there you go so okay so now we're going to get into the meat and potatoes for those of you listening that are not in the midwest it's required meat and potatoes with every meal so here it is the meat and potatoes of the show so uh we always get a whole bunch of questions miss amanda is just flailing around the fucking studio like a bat on crack is it working well we'll figure it out don worry about it. Can we give like a two second pause, like literally? Okay. We're going to take a quick pause here. Hold on. Jesus. Okay. I'm talking again. But. You're fine. I'm fine. Okay. No, I. So, did the first part that we all just want to do, is that okay? Are we good? We might have to re-record that part. I really don't know for sure yet. Oh, fuck. Okay, well, we'll figure that out. Anyways, moving right along into the newest part of the show. So we're going to go into the meat and potatoes of the show, and here's the thing with the meat and potatoes of the show today. So we literally get, again, just an ass pile of questions every single week, and we love them. And, again, we've had a couple of questions that it's all been about kind of how we have to go about answering them that's really huge. Now, we're actually, you know, we listen to a lot of other people's podcasts also. And I follow a lot of other podcasters on Twitter and other sources, their friends and their colleagues and so we listen to some of their stuff and so so one of the things that has just came up and i think this is important because it applies you know we just had a guy done having a party or being at a party and there's lots of and and the summer is there's not as many parties during the summer but you go into we're going into halloween season so again it never hurts to kind of touch on some basic party stuff and it applies and one of one of the things that uh towards souls which is a great podcast uh had tweeted out today about consent okay and here you know this is a unique tweet that they out. They tweeted about the fact how consent is misleading at the difference between, what are you doing? Misleading at the difference between for guys and girls. And I got to tell you what, okay, this is absolutely, this is a really good point we want to bring up because as we're going into halloween season this is like becoming more and more of the of the the norm about it and so i want to talk about that real quick oh jesus what are you doing to my monitor over here right now nothing they just can't hear you very. Can they hear me better now? I don't know. Can you hear me better now? I'm just really trying to make sense of shit. It's working. Just can't hear you well. Okay. All right. So. Someone else says they can hear you perfect. So just go. Okay. So here's the thing. So we're going gonna talk about this a little bit because party season it's very very important i i am i come from a unique position on this on consent okay because as a as a guy uh and i worked in bars for a day okay here's the best example i can give you when you take a group of guys to a strip club right guys in strip clubs have always known the rules which is don't touch right you keep your hands down to yourself so i mean occasionally guys reach up and touch and what happens is the bouncer comes over or the girl will fucking kick him in the head or but or the bouncer goes don't touch you do it again you're throwing the fuck out right so now if you take the same strip club but you put dick swinging up there i.e male strippers and you take and put and you put a group of females in there i'm gonna fucking kick your head a group of females up there or in in the room the room, it's like the rules are completely thrown out the window. It instantly becomes just a fucking free-for-all. I've been a bouncer at these things. I've seen this happen live in person. Here's what's really funny. This is the same thing that happens at swinger parties. A lot. Right? And we threw our crazy winter nights party last year uh no i'm sorry that's two years ago no it was even our party a different party walked through somebody wanted my attention i said hi to them as i kept walking and we kept walking through the woman didn't feel like she got enough of my attention literally bit me in the ass literally bit me in the ass i remember that okay and and so here's the thing okay ladies listen to me listen to my fucking words hear me because it's true as much as you as every chick thinks that guys want their dick touch we do that is a complete true statement okay complete true statement now our penis is not a dog okay dogs like to be scratched behind the ears patted kind of hard strokedked up and down. Oh, good baby, big sweetie. Okay. No. Okay. Our dick is not a dog. When you walk up and you pat my dick, okay, when you pat my dick, if you came in a little too hot, so to speak, that actually hurts. The best thing to do, if you don't believe me, have your significant other take your pants off, get your legs lifted up, okay, lay your head back, have your husband line up his fingers and flick your clit perfectly. Just flick it right on the tip as far as you can. i promise you you like your clit touch you will not like this no you won't okay i've had it done the difference is with a penis you don't have to have it naked to have that hurt we're at a party recently and a gal was really really drunk and guess what she went to grab my junk uninvited and came in hot basically she racked me okay you if you want me to have sex with you and maybe i'm a different guy than other people if you want me to have sex thumping my cock like a punching bag ain't gonna do it not gonna do it uh another little tip i know that because our dick and balls dangle okay i get it okay and they dangle between our legs and you know it too which is good you know where the dick and balls is using my ball sack as a hand pump squeezing it is not a turn on in fact what it does is it hurts and means even I'm going to... squeezing it it's not a turn on in fact what it does is it hurts and means even if i wanted to fuck you my balls now hurt i probably can't okay if you use them as a speed bag that hurts quit it if you grab them from the front and do that if you grab them from behind and do that no matter how you go at it I know we all talk about the fact that a penis or pussy can take a pounding and keep on going yes the vagina is tougher than my balls okay don't beat on my
Speaker2: shit
Speaker3: there's some people that like the rough stuff but that is not a majority
Speaker1: look even guys that want the chick to crush their nutsack with the fucking high heels like to be prepared for it Here we go. The rough stuff, but that is not a majority. Look, even guys that want the chick to crush their nutsack with the fucking high heels like to be prepared for it. There's very few guys, even kings like that, that if you just come running up randomly and take a hammer and sludge them in the ball sack are just going to shoot their load. It doesn't work like that. Okay? Here's another tip for... You know know we're going to title this show tips for women with penis about how to handle a penis when you have jeans on and you speed stroke the front of a guy's pants if he doesn't have underwear on you just speed dry humped his ass and now he's got like a rug burn on his dick that's not sexy maybe he's rubbed up against his zipper oh metal We'll be right back. And now he's got like a rug burn on his dick. That's not sexy. Maybe he's rubbed up against his zipper. Ooh, metal. That's hot. So thinking back to high school. Holy Jesus Christ. And a guy's a dry hump in you. He gets off, though. But he enjoys it? He can get off, and he may enjoy it until he goes to take a shower. Okay. It was also fun to wrestle around with your brother until you had to take a shower and you had rug burns on your knees. I mean, initially, if the closest you can get is dry humping, then, well, then rock on. But other than that, you know, no. I just remember one guy dry humping. I'm like, what's the point? Yeah, I mean, you know, look, you dry hump because you're like a puppy. At puppy at that age you're like a puppy and you're trying to go for a practice run okay or you're hoping that maybe if you dry hump enough you'll get all excited and then you can go ahead and lead into uh then you can go ahead and lead into uh uh fucking but at a 47 at age 47 you know what my balls hang low they wobble to and fro if you time it or not i'll fucking cut your arms off okay it hurts just because they're dangling lower doesn't mean they want to be fucking speed sacks you know what i mean and and that's the that's the fucking shelly shelly said i think females are not as conscious of consent as males are females are given way more leeway on pda oh even with other females fuck yeah they are look okay now i have a blast at these parties but but i'm gonna put it right out there i have mega sensitive nipples right it can be 180 degrees and my nipples look like they're ready to cut glass, and my nipples are sensitive. I like, during sex, I like my nipples played with. Lightly. Lightly, and even sometimes you can get aggressive with my nipples to a degree, and I like that. Okay,'m a six foot 250 pound guy does not mean that i want your fucking i don't care how sexy you are hanging on my nipples like an orangutan at the fucking zoo swinging on those motherfuckers okay i have left parties and the son of a bitch is hurt okay and i'm gonna tell going to tell you what, it's not sexy. And what it does is it ensures that I will not be in the mood. Not only, not only will I not be in the mood to fuck whoever is trying to rip my nipples off or, or catch my, or start a fire in my pants via speed stroking. Okay. I wouldn't be in the mood to fuck you afterwards because it hurts. There was one time that you came home and you're like two days later going, my nipples still hurt. And the thing is, is Shelly is exactly right. Is that, OK, this is why we're talking about this. People need to understand this concept. Again, for those of you who have not seen our videos, have not seen me. I'm a big guy.
Speaker2: OK.
Speaker1: And I don't care. You're 4'11 and three quarters, okay? You have the ability to put me on my knees just like that. Any woman does because we have areas that are pain sensitive. And just because you're small, you're sexy, you've got a sweet pussy, you've got nice tits, and you've got a nice ass, I'm sorry.
Speaker4: I'm sorry.
Speaker1: I'm sorry.
Speaker3: I'm sorry. we have areas that are pain sensitive and just because you're small you're sexy you've got a sweet pussy you've got nice tits and you've got a nice ass does not mean that when i say no you can laugh it off and do what you fucking want and the reality is this shit goes on all the time we're in a unique position because of the page and stuff people know us they see us as a clown they see it They see it. And a lot of times, people think that it's funny. A lot of times, people, because they're drunk. But no means no. No, I'm in a unique position because either they're afraid of you or whatever. But everybody, well, guys are more respectful for that. They ask, suck your nipple sure go ahead if you ask i'm gonna let you well but it's it's even females will do it for me yep i generally don't touch a guy i might like rub his butt or or something right and a couple of times i can count twice this year that i might have gone up to a guy and just touched lightly the front of his pants yesterday i was joking around having fun and now i think about it going ah shit he might not like now wait a minute now wait a minute how did you learn what was what something do you remember what happened to you one time that helped you learn with that you learned the hard way you learned the hard way at a bar one time i wonder if you remember this i know you will when i tell this story okay there was a guy that was really really interested you and you were pretty hot on him and he's pretty built and you found out that he had pierced nipples okay and you asked you asked first
Speaker1: mm-hmm He's pretty built, and you found out that he had pierced nipples. Okay. And you asked first if you could touch his nipples. And he's like, no. And then he grabbed your butt without asking back. He grabbed your ass, and you turned around and just rubbed your hand across his nipple. And he about wilted in pain. Because remember, his nipples hurt really bad and he hated that. Okay. Big guy. First letter of his first name is Emma. He runs a place that we went to that sponsored Crazy Winter Nights one time. Strippers. Sounds like. Heroin addict. Oh, my God.
Speaker2: Matt. Matt.
Speaker3: Oh, oh.
Speaker1: And remember how he said he freaked out when you touched his nipples. Now, he learned, too, because he went ahead and grabbed your ass without asking. Okay. But, and you were like, oh, my God. And when they you touch his nipples now he learned too because he went ahead and grabbed your ass without asking okay but and you were like oh my god and when they pierced his nipples they had fucked it up i forgot and it made it extremely painful for him okay okay i know because you felt fucking horrible and here's the thing it's the same look everybody gets drunk we all make mistakes we all cross the line whatever what i think is really really funny is if i did the same. Look, everybody gets drunk. We all make mistakes. We all cross the line, whatever. What I think is really, really funny is if I did the same fucking shit to 99% of the women that they do to me and a lot of other guys, I'd get my ass kicked at a party because if I randomly, if I was super drunk, randomly walked up to a girl and just fucking grabbed her cooter and she went some dude would be ready to kick my ass you don't do that to a woman right but because i'm a big guy it's okay and that's what we want to talk about no means no now the challenge is that guys and i am the world i'm big on this because i'm just as guilty of this we need to be more forceful when we say no because let's face it here's the deal you're running a group of people and you quit stop don't touch my dick and everybody's gonna go oh my god what you can't handle a girl touching your dick you're gonna get hassled okay so in turn what do we do a lot of times one we let it slide i'm i'm huge on that i let it so i want to be nice to everybody so i don't want to hurt any feelings so i just let it slide or i maybe will crack a joke like okay stop we're gonna catch my dick on fire you know and but i don't say no i don't turn around and say stop it now you know i don't do that or maybe i try to just move my body and move away so as a guy okay no matter what consequences we may deal with with that we need to do a better job of actually saying no quit touching me right because otherwise it spreads big signals but the reality is we live in a world where that's not going to be as accepted as it is with a female because seriously we've talked about this from other parties we have left and i and you've either seen it happen or i've told you what's happened and the if a girl did that, if a guy did that to a girl, oh, Jesus Christ, you know, then that's going to be a problem. And Gary from our secret page points out, yeah, there's a double standard there. And it's not okay. Okay, so why I'm on this rant. I'm on a little bit of a rant on double standards right now, okay? That's okay. Because I think this is shit that needs to be addressed. It does. Okay, now we had a blast last night. Last night's party was awesome, okay? But I have a fucking hickey on my neck. I have a fucking hickey on my neck. Now, here's the thing with hickeys. number one when we we're old school when we got in that lifestyle it was you don't fucking leave marks on somebody else and you definitely without permission now if the kinksters is before we're the kinksters part and all that shit you don't leave marks on somebody else and you definitely without their permission and you definitely don't leave it somewhere where it can be seen now i'm fortunate because i can take i work my business is sex i buy condoms it's a business write-off you know i buy a hotel room it's a business write-off uh but i mean i don't have somewhere that i have to go you know but i do have meetings a lot of times where i'm in a suit mm. Okay. This motherfucker is high up on my neck. Damn near on my cheek. The reality is I can't tell you who did it. And it wasn't because I was drunk because I didn't drink a single drop of alcohol. No, I had, Gary had great jello shots. I did have three jello shots way earlier in the night. Okay. But other than that, that i drank no booze i had multiple different people that came up and were friendly which is awesome okay i didn't get hickeys in high school okay i didn't get hickeys in high school i didn't like hickeys in college i used to we tried to joke when we were first going out joking about trying to give each other hickeys okay i got one hickey in high school one hickey my high school girlfriend fucking put one on my chest that was about the it was it was about the size of a mouse it was huge i lied to my mom and told her that i fucking have a box of work hit me in the chest anyways but it was under where my shirt okay that's the only time I ever got a hickey me personally don't get offended actually I don't give a fuck if you get offended or not for those of you that dig hickeys rock on that's your thing whatever to me hickeys are like put them right up there with fucking needle tracks up my arm I don't want them they I hate hickeys yeah I don't like the way it looks you know people die from getting hickeys just saying uh they should do blood clots anyways so the thing is is when when we were leaving we got in the car or get in the car and the light was shining on me and you saw it you were fucking heated you weren't a little bit pissed. You were fucking pissed, pissed. Because, you weren't mad at me. Because that's not okay. And so here's the thing. To me, it's marking my territory. Don't. By the way, I'd rather have you just pee on me. It's easier that way. No, no, do not pee you're in the golden shower no somebody crazy one and i just gonna start pissing all over me now it's gonna be great no but but no it the thing is it's not okay and it's not acceptable no right it is marking of a territory that's exactly what a hickey is and that and i feel like it's immature but that's just how i was raised i was raised to think that was a southerner thing no it's an immature act well and let's face it i knew kids in high school that purposely got hickeys as a form of rebellion to their mom and dad nice yeah well and the thing is is i'm sorry again okay if i did that keep in mind i'm gonna keep going back to the size difference okay really because i think this is a key crutch and problem in the lifestyle i'm six foot tall i am 255 pounds we'll stick with that i am a big man usually i wear cowboy boots at a couple more inches. I've always been big barrel chested. I'm a big guy. Okay. And there are people, sillily, if they know me, they know I'm just a super nice guy, that are intimidated just by my size. If I were to walk up to any woman, any woman in the lifestyle, No matter what size she is, no matter what age, size, it doesn't matter. And I fucking randomly fucking locked on and gave a hickey or I randomly grabbed her pussy or I randomly just just it basically if i randomly sexually assaulted her because that's what people would say i would be jumped by every guy there right so the thing is is that we this is about being sex positive okay we live in a sex positive world now okay swingers are not pieces of meat guys we're not a piece of meat now it's not all it's i don't think it's all bad for a guy to experience it because maybe if you experience yourself you'll think back to maybe how you act when you're younger at another time and you'll keep in mind to be more respectful of woman or or you know if you're if you're gay or bisexual another man you'll be more respectful because you don't like how that feels we we've all been drunk and done stupid shit but being drunk doesn't make it okay being drunk being high doesn't make stupid forgivable you know and and the thing is we talk about this all the time just because you see one person do it doesn't mean that opens the door to everybody right right because we had there was at we've been at parties where here's the deal if i've had sex with you a couple of times what you're allowed to come up and do and not do is going to be different than somebody I've not had sex with. It just is what it is. I mean, I hate to be like a whiny dick, but I think this is important because I think a lot of guys, we hear it all the time, guys like to hear about that they're not alone when I tell the stuff that happens to me, like when my dick doesn't work, or being a grower and out of show and all that shit. I think a lot of guys out there probably experience this exact same thing you know and i do see it with other female on female as well i've heard you tell somebody no not so hard not so hard and then they badger and not they're like honey badgers they're just like it's like fucking quit it stop that shit what happens is you instantly reach this point where you're not having a good time you're on guard you know you don't feel like you can uh just be you now again my situation's different because i have created the persona of always kind of being the clown right and and i get that but sometimes i want to say okay we all know that what a woman wears right uh should in no way shape or form it it never justifies uh a person taking advantage of just because high heels or short shirts doesn't mean well she wanted it no that's bullshit right so just because i'm a guy with with um the persona being the clown and whatever is should there be a different standard for that no i mean i i don't you know now we can look at it from this standpoint
Speaker3: now women are waiting for guys to make a move because some of us are kind of set back and aren't going to make the first move so we're waiting for a guy to make a first move so sometimes we finally get the guts up to do it because in my opinion in my opinion only and
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. move so sometimes we finally get the guts up to do it because in my opinion in my opinion only and i have said this to you a million times it's a competition it's a competition the competition is you see a guy that you want you need to go after it because what if they're a one and done and they're done for the rest of the night you have so many girls that want to go after this guy and then they'll be they're going to be done so well you want to be you want to be that person right right very true very true so then that makes us be a little bit more aggressive not me personally I mean you need to up your aggressive game I do um I'm not aggressive I, yesterday I felt so horrible because I was just having fun. I ran up behind a guy and dressed him into his butt. And the thing is, but, okay. But I know him. But here's the thing. That happens and that's okay. I mean, it's not okay, but it is okay because shit happens. And it is a, look, being a great salesperson, because that's all this shit is being a great sales well i suck at sales no you don't you that's you suck your way to the top no but that but that's just it is like it's a game of sales okay if you're competing it's how do you up your game without getting physical now i think it's funny andrea here on our secret page are we talking about the double standard with women i can so speak on this andrea are you talking about i have a feeling i know what you're talking about that what girls can do and on other girls we okay so it's not just you're right on the guy thing you're 100 right but it's not just on uh girls doing it to guys right i mean the girls on girls is a totally different story I but it's not just on girls doing it to guys. Right. I mean, the girls on girls is a totally different story. But it's not a different story. It's the same thing because it's the same level of aggression. No, I meant in terms of one and done. Oh, yeah. That's a different story. No. Because it's just a different story. No, you're right. But it's so the level of aggression, it's a training. It's if you were to job it was a trade it'd be a training issue that's what it is because it's you you they have been women have been allowed in certain situations a different set of standards and rules okay and what's unique now is the world has changed so at one time it was just how they were aggressive towards other men um and now it's they also go that same way towards other women because they were never look horrible analogy i'm gonna say it because i don't fucking care uh it's like a puppy okay if you take when it's a puppy and the puppy does something bad and and you let it slide, the puppy's going to keep doing it. So don't be pissed off when you're 250-pound fucking, you know, Great Dane eats your couch because you didn't stop him chewing on furniture when it's a puppy. You have to roll with the news table and go, no. Okay, so when if. How many careers at Cowboy Boots did you go through? A lot. He was different. He was a rescue. Fuck off. The thing is, is as guys, we were taught at an early, early age. When we walked through the swing club at age 18 to see our first pussy, or used pussy. It's hard to look at it. And your hand up there, you got it fucking smacked. Okay, so it's not trained. You're talking about it a strip club not a swinger club because you said swinger club oh well no strip club 18 i was trying to get into a swinger club i could but the thing is is the and here's the thing and gary points out to respect respect is the utmost important in the lifestyle and that's a challenge that we have is and i i'm throwing this gauntlet out there to fucking people this is why we're doing crazy some of the shit we're doing at crazy 100 nights here's the deal learn if you're new in the fucking lifestyle educate yourself okay if you speed down a street and you go 85 on the street and you get pulled over and the cop goes you know how fast speed limit is you go no it's 25 oh well i didn't know i didn't see a sign ignorance of the law is not an excuse okay so quit playing this fucking ignorance card quit how are we doing on time 34 minutes okay because here's the thing i'm gonna go on and this ties right into another part of this. Both parties. Just keep going. We don't need a break. The other part of this ties right into this is quit using ignorance as an excuse. And that goes for both guys, men and women.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Oh, I didn't know. Well, didn't you know what? Spend the fucking time to find out what the rules are.
Speaker2: Ask. Observe.
Speaker1: Double check. There's a wonderful single male that we actually have met at bone uh parties and now we've seen him other places he's he is uh a wonderful guy oh this is perfect mac says take the time to ask some questions absolutely uh but this we've met him there but he's a single guy you know what he observed when he first started to come and then he asked questions he asked questions to the host one party we were co-hosting with him he asked us questions he made sure he understood the rules as a single male and you know what he's been coming for years he has a great time okay because he didn't just assume okay so educate your fucking self okay don't be the fucking tool roaming around the party and with halloween parties coming up that's a really big thing and i'll tell you why in just a second but quit using ignorance and quit using fucking booze and weed as a god damn excuse look here's i'm goddamn excuse. Look, here's the thing. I'm going to hit weed first, okay? Here's the deal. You get fucking baked, rock the fuck on. When Nebraska makes it legal, you know what? I'm going to quit smoking cigarettes. You know why? Because I'm going to be stoned, okay? It is what it is. It does nothing for me. Yeah. With you, it has, with Amanda, it sobers you're up. Who knew? I have the opposite effect. Okay opposite effect okay i have no problem with it but you know what if you're gonna fucking get baked okay then it's your responsibility to still have control over yourself to control of your environment to control of where you're at control of how you're going to behave you come up to me look man when i raised my fucking kids when we raised our boys if you use the fucking excuse of peer pressure i don't i i personally do not believe in peer pressure because my children were just a little bit more afraid of dad than they were of their friends okay if you use but my friends did it that was gonna get you some serious trouble my boys don't use never use that excuse you come up to me go i didn't mean to but i was so high fuck you it's the same as being wasted oh you know i just got too drunk and i didn't mean to it was the booze look here's the deal i've been that guy okay i've been the train wreck motherfucker you're laying on a bar floor laying on a bar floor i've been there yep pissing myself okay piss yourself no but a couple of things that went with it number one anytime that i went over if i started to go over the line my spouse or significant other who was with me made sure to control me they didn't just time for some water They didn't just let me run amok or it was sternly in my face sit down now okay and my good friends also if it was over line stepped in if need be now did i make some mistakes on respect and consent and asking for consent at times when i've been hammered yes i have have i apologized and tried to own up when i fucked up yes i have and the one thing i did not use with it i didn't use the fact that i was drunk as an excuse it's not excuse wrong is wrong okay and i still like to get fucked up friday night we were fucked up it was a good time it was a blast okay but it's not a fucking excuse getting hammered and getting stupid no stupid is stupid okay and it gets so old when you go to these parties and people use that as an excuse they use it as an excuse to touch to blow off consent they use it as an excuse to do kinds of stuff. And we're going into the Halloween season, which is a lot of kick-ass parties. We talk about this every year on this show around this time of year because it's a big deal. You know what? If you are drunk and you have sex or do something and someone does not consent, that is a crime. Being will not save you by the same token when the other person is drunk and you take advantage of that that will not help you we are a fucking community okay as a lifestyle community when you see you know little susie or little billy and or little cole that's got straws up his nose and just hammered out of his ass. Instead of going, this will be funny, feed him another fucking shot, sit him down and give him water. Okay? But don't use that shit as an excuse. And you're seeing that, again, for some reason this summer it has ramped up a lot. quit it it it doesn't work that way you know and the thing is is if you can't control yourself on alcohol or weed or whatever drug it is okay and we're not bashing booze we're not bashing drugs we're not bashing anyone but if you can't control yourself and follow simple rules then you know what either don't do it or don't come okay so this ties right there has been times that we've
Speaker3: gone to a party and it's like you know what i really don't need to drink this much you know what let's just pick up a couple of shooters yep you're limited on how much you drink unless
Speaker1: somebody's passing bottles but you're limited and there's been times that i've stupidly carried a bottle of rum with me which was a bad mistake and before it was over i was trying to walk a line naked you know in a in a highly populated area so and no it wasn't because the cops it was a challenge so okay i mean look i'm not again i'm not saying don't get drunk i'm not saying don't have fun don't get fucked up all i'm saying is you know you have to you can't use an excuse you you have it's life man you have to own your shit you have to own your shit all the time it is what it is okay the other thing that goes right in with that.
Speaker2: Sorry, I'm on total disagree. You are. Well, here's the thing. This is all shit that people ask us questions about all the time, okay? It really is. And how do we handle this? How do we handle that?
Speaker5: Let's talk about Cole's favorite motherfucking subject in the goddamn world, shall we?
Speaker2: You have so many. Oh, no.
Speaker1: This is one of Cole's favorite favorites. Are you ready? Let's get ready to rumble. Are you ready? Yes, go. It's the big D, motherfuckers. Dick? No, not the good one. I mean, no, it's the other one. Drama. Now, here's the deal. I keep saying this, and I don't know why we keep saying it because i i know we have listeners on the show okay but i don't know if i need to start sending out select copy i don't fucking know every motherfucker says i don't like drama okay yet surprisingly enough every fucking thing you'll ever go in the lifestyle and again we're getting ready to go into halloween season kids big parties are big time drama conventions i'm going to explain this as the easiest way that i can you and i have fought through the years at different times well duh and we fought about swinging we've left swinging events not speaking to each other yeah until we got to the car to yell but here's what we have never done and i challenge anybody on our secret page who's known us for years, if we're wrong. One person that I know of has seen a little bit because they happened to be by the car when we were out there. Okay? To challenge us on this. We don't fight in public. No. We don't take our issue. We really don't fight that much. No, we don't. We don't take our if we really don't fight that much no we don't we don't take our issues we don't make it a show we have a show we have a podcast we we don't we don't like to we just never done that okay and what you find is people love. They don't love to, but let's see. When does this relationship issues usually come up? Lots of booze, check. Naked people, check. Possible jealous situations, check.
Speaker3: And gossip.
Speaker4: Oh, yeah.
Speaker1: And gossip, check. So, boom. We've got all four possible things things and then we have an explosion based on relationships on something and here's the thing it's explosion based on shit going on in your own relationship now we understand there's growing pains there that's part of the lifestyle we understand it we've all been there we're all still doing it going through it if you're doing it right you're always growing learning okay it really is what it is and i understand that we live in a world especially sex positive where we are very big advocates of swingers kingsters poly the poly community you know we're we're very much supportive of all those areas. We understand that those areas, there's different dynamics. And no, we don't know all those dynamics.
Speaker2: No one does. You know, they say, they tell me that the joke in the poly community is, if you want to take and find all the poly relationships,
Speaker1: you'll need a whiteboard because there's so many options and choices, okay?
Speaker5: Whatever.
Speaker1: But I'm going to say this, and I mean this so sincerely from the bottom of my heart if you are in whatever type of relationship you're in gay straight poly kink doesn't matter i don't give two flying fucks you want to fuck ducks great rock on okay if you're married to if you marry your car and you you fuck the neighbor's car i don't care whatever the fuck your thing is that is awesome because that's you and you should live your car and you fuck the neighbor's car, I don't care. Whatever the fuck your thing is, that is awesome because that's you and you should live your life and we support you and we want you to go for it. If you bring the fights and bullshit that come with it because you can't communicate amongst your group, I don't want your shit. There's no nice way to put it.
Speaker3: I don't want that shit at my party at all and i want it no go ahead we're usually a sounding board for a lot of people and we're happy to be that person we're happy to be that person if you want to step off to the side or vent a little bit you just want somebody
Speaker1: to listen rock on we all need it vent away but pause pause do not vent away at the event if it's going to create more drama because other people are going to see that's not the appropriate place contact us by email contact us by phone instant messages talk to us in another event talk to us in another place that's how that works and there's no fucking middle ground with this shit this is easy it don't look if i know that your hot button is every time because i've got a thing for blondes Right? Mm-hmm. I'm such a dirty whore. Anyways, I got a thing for blinds. But if I know that your hot button is every time, because I've got a thing for blondes, right? I'm such a dirty whore. Anyways, I've got a thing for blondes, but if I know that every time I walk up to a redhead, if I know that every time I walk up because you have red hair, every time I walk up to a redhead and put my arm around her or just touch her shoulder and start talking to her, that that aggravates you because you're all right with a blonde, but you're not with a redhead and put my arm and just around her just touch her shoulder and start talking to her that that aggravates you because you're all right with a blonde but you're not with a redhead and i go to the an event and i want to get consoled and talk to convenient enough a redhead and you're going to look over and see that that's creating fucking drama and that's not okay I'm not sure I quite followed that
Speaker3: But okay, I'll just agree
Speaker1: No, no no no a better analogy is this is okay then make sure if all the players are there right that's not the proper time to vent an event is not the proper time to vent it's not look this is like sales when you sell when you're in sales and if you're any good in sales you've heard this a million fucking times in your life okay take all your problems every one of them the bills the kids the wife the fucking pets the dogs the cats whatever the car whatever you take all your problems and when you pull into your place of work that you said do sales at you leave those fuckers right there on the curb. That's what salespeople say. You leave them on the curb. They'll be there for you when you're done because you can't sell if you're carrying all those problems around. Okay? So this is like a fucking swingers thing. Here's the deal. You know what? If you're going to be at the goddamn swinger event, take all those issues and problems leave those motherfuckers at your house in your car in your tent in wherever the fuck it is but not at the fucking party and you sure as fuck don't randomly drag two innocent people into the fucking shit you don't have a right to do that we're talking about rights
Speaker2: I don't have a right to do that.
Speaker1: We're talking about rights, okay? Amy, shut up. Hair color doesn't make a difference. We're talking about rights, okay? And we're talking about responsibilities. And we're talking about you have a responsibility to not infringe upon my right to have fun at a fucking party that is the god's honest truth it is so fucking simple look do you have drama and a relationship issue or do you want to put on a show to create drama so everybody knows you have a relationship issue fucking decide it's attention it's attention now look in the lifestyle sluts and whores are good we like that male and female please apply attention whores suck cock we don't want them well they want to suck well they want to suck cock you know what actually do please suck cock or eat pussy because then you're busy with something in your mouth and you're not running it i mean really the thing is is it's like don't do that i understand i have sympathy i have empathy look we have tried new relationship styles okay and for a while it kicked ass it was awesome we hit some bumps in the road with it. Da-dunk. And we all agreed to go our separate ways-ish. Separate ways were went, okay? But we didn't take that to an event. No. You can't do that. And the problem is, if there's booze involved, I understand i'm in a bad mood if i'm sad about something and we're going out somewhere you watch me very close make sure i don't become a sappy drunk because i'm a happy drunk right as soon as you start getting slappy then i'm a kinker drunk no but sappy sappy you stop me i put a break to it or if i start to get become because i very rarely become an angry drunk if i start to become an angry drunk i get in your face you get my face as much as i can well what what you do is we leave whether i want to leave or not we're leaving so we put a stop to it so it doesn't escalate up into stupid shit okay if you if there is an emotional situation emotionally charged situation look i can drink a bottle of rum I don't know. shit okay if you if there is an emotional situation emotionally charged situation look i can drink a bottle of rum and my dick still works i'm lucky right i can drink a bottle of rum and shit can be going on in my life and generally i just want to make people laugh sometimes i can't when i can't somebody stops me but i can do all those things fully train wreck wasted right so the thing is is that is that i can hand i can handle that okay if you can't then don't if you have any concerns that it could something could escalate because look here's all that fucking happens is that you've got a whole bunch of people that don't know the whole situation all of a sudden involved in your business. Okay? And when the peanut gallery jumps in, that's never a good thing. It's never a good thing. Then it creates more gossip. Exactly. Exactly. And look, Yoda said it best. You start sue me star wars yoda said it best you know fear leads to hate hate leads to pain pain leads to suffering so don't fucking do it okay rumors do all that shit okay don't do that you know look the overall theme that we're trying to get to today or i'm trying to get i don't know you just went along with the ride today sorry well no it came up in a tweet and we got to really talking about it today and that's been like a majority of the conversation today so run with it it's important so he's been charged up all day well the thing is it's important because a lot of it again it goes back to simple things education okay knowing the rules knowing what's acceptable you know following them it goes back to being respect respect yourself respect other people respect the party hosts respect you know the people attending respect each other you know that that's what it goes back that those are that's really the basic theme it's it kind of what you have is is inappropriate touching uh and no consent or out of control with booze or out of control with drugs or you know drama okay the actual the actual wound that has to heal those are like little puss pockets that pop up when you don't treat the wound okay you can treat those individual things but the wound keeps festering they're going to keep popping up the actual wound you have to fix the problem first the actual wound you have to fix or the knowledge you have to have is respect that's the overall thing you Thank you. keep popping up the actual wound you have to fix the problem first the actual wound you have to fix or the knowledge you have to have is respect that's the overall thing you have to do those things to respect the process if everyone will will fix and work on respect and it's something i don't care if you've been in this 20 years or 20 minutes we all have made mistakes at time so please when you start sending me hate mail with this shit uh don't forget that that i'm we're not sitting there saying we're perfect okay we i have made mistakes a lot of mistakes with it it's something that we're learning okay so uh hold on one second okay i gotta read this comment uh denise from a secret page said if we see drama can we walk by and say hey put a cock in that mouth yes Denise that's actually that's an awesome option anyways we're not saying we're perfect no nobody is and is. And look, we all are a learning curve. As the world and the rules and requirements change, it's a constant learning curve. Okay? We have a secret page. We made our admins sign a code of conduct as admins. We did that because it's a changing world, and we want to make sure everybody gets treated with that respect and and those things it's changing it's not the 70s it's not big chest hair popping out of the top of the shirt and a fishbowl party you know it's more than that and and we have to we have a responsibility to make sure that we do the things and we we preach it and we push it and we educate it to help to help get there so everybody can have a good time because here's the thing nothing nothing will ruin a party an experience uh future parties or the lifestyle more it will ruin it will be the death of the lifestyle if we're not all vigilant with it. Shoot. We've seen drama when we first got in that totally almost did away with all parties. Yeah. Look. In our area. Drama, it will implode the lifestyle. It's not just the host or hostess's responsibility. It's not just the new people's it's not just the host or hostess's responsibility it's not just the new people it's not just this old veterans every single one of us have a responsibility to make sure that we are working to always be respectful that we're learning we're setting we're leading by example maybe we're offering things for people to learn you know we're correcting bad behavior we're not encouraging it or doing it ourselves if we will all do that we can you're never going to totally eliminate drama you're never going to totally eliminate any of the rest but what you're going to do is you're going to help take we're going to minimize it to a point where it is truly something very very minor versus something that every halloween season we're talking about well wasn't that a fun show kids sorry you know here's the deal sometimes we have to do shows that are things that that are just it's real and the reason we call this the crazy truth we don't call it the nice truth or just what people want to hear i mean that we call it the crazy truth because that's what it is we're crazy and it's true so uh all right so that's it kids uh again hey don't forget if you want to visit learn more about us you learn more about that at www.crazy k-a-z-y winter w-i-n-t-e-r nights n-i-g-h-t-s dot com had to check on that uh anyways so let us know but that's what we're doing for today so oh and don't forget to check out our show on mondays on sls radio at 4 p.m eastern standard time 3 p.m central standard time uh for now doing it the only way i know how the only way i fucking want to and the only motherfucking way i ever will chasm style out