Krazy Truth #65 What our listeners are saying!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Natural Pines Resorts. Over 128 acres for your adult fun, nudist lifestyle friendly pool activities every single weekend visit them today at www.naturalpinesresort.com let them know that your good friend casbah sent you uh they're great folks so contact them today hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i am your host with the most i am cole and i'm here with the lovely lovely and technology queen miss amanda hey as you can see she is the the world famous sound guy has taken a personal leave of absence uh so we she is the world famous Okay. You're really good. Sure, we'll go with that. It is. You're sexy. I won't gripe at you. You've got nice boobs. Okay. Good saying. You're not getting special favors. I'm kidding. That's not what you said this morning, bitch. What the fuck? No, that's because you're busy giving yourself special favors at 3 in the morning. Waking up. It called. Oh, shit. It never calls when I'm up. Well, I mean, it does, but you had butt plugs out and all kinds of fucking shit. You had a wild sex session with yourself. It is what it fucking is. I don't care who you are. Look, I just like, ooh, I got a boner. Check. And it's done. I don't get toys and adventures and activities done. Jesus Christ, man.
Speaker2: Sometimes it takes longer to find the toys that you want to use.
Speaker1: You did it quietly.
Speaker2: I did. Actually, it wasn't quiet because the vibrator was going. You were just sound asleep and didn't hear it.
Speaker1: I mean, at least somebody needs to go to bed earlier and get more rest. I didn't hear digging for a butt plug. I didn't hear the vibrator going. I didn't feel anything with the bed shaking. Jesus Christ. You maybe should have, instead of jacking off, should have checked to make sure I was still alive. Just saying. You were still alive. You could tell because I was snoring and fucking keeping your ass awake. All right. A little bit, but not too bad. Fuck, whatever. Okay, so, yeah. So, we're here, we're live, we're doing what we do. And, oh, good, you got to pull up so you can read comments because mine fucking doesn't do that. Don't worry about it. Move on. All right, so, you all right there? You going to stay awake? It's a little chilly.
Speaker2: That's all for the video audience, so they can see your nipples going. Is that what it is? Okay, we'll go with it.
Speaker1: I sure wish I could hear more in my headset. Just saying, it's all right.
Speaker2: That's clear over there. You can still hear me.
Speaker1: I can, yeah. I can't block that out. Nope. Okay, so. I'm innocent. Fuck, yeah, okay. The monkeys are flying our mouths. So, I thought we would do something. We're going to take, you know, we've taken a break a couple weeks now from questions, I guess, a little bit. Well, we did some questions last week. No, that was all creamy summer nights. Okay, well, so, okay, so we got a bunch of a bunch of questions but so but I thought we'd do something a little bit different okay for half the show okay okay so I wanted to go back and I wanted to share some of the feedback that we have gotten from people about the show and different topics we've covered on the show okay okay and the reason okay so why do i want to do this uh because one your feedback kicks ass good bad or indifferent i mean we okay we get feedback like you know turn the sound down a little bit here or tweak this i mean technical feedback we get that all the time right we get uh we get feedback of i didn't understand the topic or you know i mean we get negative feedback it's not negative it's feedback that help you know for clarification yeah criticism to help you grow we get feedback of people that tell us you know that i'm immature and shit like that fuck you all uh but but then we also get some really good feedback and the really good feedback uh it's all good feedback, but it's really cool when some of the stuff touches home, okay? So, like, a lot of stuff, it wasn't the original intention of the podcast, necessarily, but it reached out. So, a couple topics that we have hit, we were just talking to some some good friends uh lifestyle friends off of our secret page those who don't know that we have the crazy cats with secret page uh anywho so uh but one of the things they were talking about they had listened to one of the episodes and a lot of we've had this from a couple of different guys that have listened to a couple of the episodes where i'm pretty honest on here about issues that i have right when we're talking issues for those who haven't figured it out that would be dick issues okay when the old fucker just won't pop out and play you know or or self-confidence issues so we heard a couple different people that uh have listened to a couple of different episodes uh and the biggest We'll be right back. or self-confidence issues. So we heard a couple of different people that have listened to a couple of different episodes, and the biggest comment we got right off the bat was, it was awesome to know we're not the only one. I'm not the only one. So, okay, when it comes to ED and anything with issues, performance issues, whatever, okay whatever okay no you're not the only one no and you know for guys it's shitty to talk about right part of it because it gets in your fucking brain then again so i mean well how many times does this happen i can think of a couple times less where we were telling like this story of our first encounter when all hell broke loose and and then it's time to go fuck well by telling the story i've like i've refreshed oh look reboot refresh how my dick didn't work and guess what happens my dick doesn't work again because it re goes into your brain right so uh and that happens i think a lot and and but it's a very real issue and it does affect like everybody it look it's going to affect you at some point in time some point in time it's going to affect you and the thing is is that i think it's something that people have to have an open and honest communication about all the way across the board and And I want to send a message out to all the guys listening all over the world. Because we have people listening to us all over the world. You know what? Anybody who tells you it doesn't happen to them can go suck a dick. Okay? Because they're fucking lying. Well, it's true. They're fucking lying. They're lying. Or maybe it hasn't. No, there's some people that they don't let the mind games play with them well no but maybe it hasn't happened to them yet true i i wouldn't bet money that it never will just say no no when you know some of the people that have said it are how do i put it cocknockers arroganters. Arrogant. Some of the people, yeah, well, trying to be nice. Fuck them. But some of them have been pretty arrogant, so they haven't had the mind games yet. You're right, and it's only a matter of time. When they get knocked down a peg or two. Yeah, and we're not wishing that on anybody, but okay, so to the guys that have said thank you, it worthwhile to share because here's the deal it's scary to share that i'm not gonna lie okay people go well you know he's mr confident because you know and people think i'm on coke i'm so spazzed out most of the time but like it's it's everybody has the same thing it it hasn't been easy in this or there's been times it's been very hard for me to like share that it's easier because we sit in the studio and like we don't have to see people you know but no dude wants to admit that their dick doesn't work because here's the thing we're for like for me i don't want some chick listeners going man he has such a sexy one he has such a sexy voice i can't wait to fuck him and then they're hearing me talk about stories about my dick not working and then they're like ew so but but it happens so uh guys you're not alone that that's we get we got that feedback a lot uh we got a lot of feedback at crazy summer nights about about uh some different that we do out there. And one of the biggest ones was, again, body issues that people, and we got this from both sides, like guys and girls, talking to each one of us about the fact that they think it's cool that we will admit or talk about. I don't know if it's admit. I guess it's we're like mr rogers we're flipping condoms in there so but it's a beautiful day my neighborhood won't you be mine anyways that we will share that we will share our own issues insecurities insecurities with it and so uh you know there was there was one there was one uh individual at crazy summer nights that part of the reason they came was because uh they knew that that we we don't allow or tolerate you know body shaming and stuff like that but the fact that they'd never met us before they just you know were part of the page you know listen to the podcast We'll be right back. know body shaming and stuff like that but the fact that they'd never met us before they just you know were part of the page you know listen to the podcast but because we were willing to share our stories and they could tell that you know we're real because we are what we are that it made them comfortable to take a chance to come to a nudist camp and tackle one of their fears. That's a huge compliment to us. Because they had never met us. So they didn't get a chance to see, like, oh, yeah, we really are the way we are. But they just got the vibe that, like, you know, we would be cool to, we'd be cool. And they felt comfortable. And that's fucking's awesome i mean that that makes it oh you know
Speaker2: that makes the horrible moment standing on the platform to get in the pool so worth it no no it doesn't you hear stuff what you what are you eating the brownies again sad brownies damn the brownies, damn it. You had your stuff. I had my stuff, what, insecurities?
Speaker3: Yeah. Well, yeah.
Speaker1: But have you had people tell you, talk about any episodes of the show?
Speaker2: Not without you standing there.
Speaker1: It doesn't mean I'm listening. No, okay, so the big one obviously i love doing this to you it's so much fun i know it drives me nuts i would have sat there and thought about it if i know because i can't think of one off the top of my head i get them a lot more than you do but i'm home this is my full time i just get man you really are short yeah yeah you are i know we almost you know we almost need to change the picture like on on crazy truth stuff and like have a picture with you next to like a a measuring tape or something so people are like you know the zoo this is what we need to do you know the zoo when you go to like the like the uh the different house and you stand next to the cutout of whatever the animal is to see the size-wise? We can have, like, a cutout of you that people can stand next to the Miss Amanda size. How do you stack up to Miss Amanda off? Crazy truth. No, what I want to do is I want to go to the convenience store. You know when you walk in, I always look at it and go, oh, five foot. Nah, that's awful a little bit.
Speaker2: So I want to take a picture of me standing next to the exit where it has the heights on it.
Speaker1: We can do that.
Speaker2: I know we can.
Speaker1: Yeah, I'll take some pictures. We can get one where you're acting like you're running out and stuff. We need to tell the quick shop ahead of time. That's what we know to sell. Before we do this, though, we need to tell the quick shop what we're doing. Or if you're going to do that, make sure it smokes. Because they're getting expensive. I'm not going to pretend like I'm running out of a convenience store. That's way more fun. You're short enough, you might slip under the view of the camera. All we saw was a ghost. The door just swung open and ran away. We don't know what happened. I just said to somebody today, I might be short, but I can get away really quick. That is true. Yes, you can smack and run. We'll be having a party theme then. Okay, another another comment and i do get a lot more of these than you do because i am home all day long oh some do you need to yell at you some douchebag forgot to shut their phone off i wonder who that was yeah i wonder god whoops yeah there you go whoopsie uh anyway so uh uh so i do get it i had a couple of couples that uh said one couple was one that that asked us a question sent a response email and i didn't grab my fucking notes of course why would i do that that'd be organized prepared anyways uh but had said that when they had not listened to the first part of our shows you know they came in like 30 40 episodes in so they hadn't went all the way back to all of our shows yet and that when they part of the reason they were having some issues was they'd had some bad experiences early on which we all do which is why we do this show right well we hear more bad experiences than we do good experiences yeah the number of people that just go my first swing experience was fucking awesome it's like no uh anyways but when they heard had went back and listened and heard our our the first show when we talked about our first swinging experience that they were kind of they had tension they were still working out rules and all that kind of shit and it totally made them just like die laughing they're listening to it together and realized it could be worse i'm glad we were able to service that purpose and that swinging is really truly supposed to be fun and and that's pretty fucking cool i mean again that's what we want to do like we the reason we do this is we want people to hopefully try to avoid some Thank you. supposed to be fun and and that's pretty fucking cool i mean again that's what we want to do like we the reason we do this is we want people to hopefully try to avoid some of the fucking stupid shit that we went through right or people we know have went through but we want people to know it's fun like this shit's not rocket science at all so when we get comments like that when people come back and say hey that was you know that was huge uh i had a couple people a couple of different shows uh one was on the the uh on the shave or not to shave uh that was a that was they said that was a huge help they were they went to a house party afterwards and based on that they felt more comfortable with their choice didn't say what which way they had chosen to do but that they felt more comfortable with their choice and so when they went in to the event you know they were confident well guess what that makes all the difference in the world uh we actually got also i got a text message back remember the couple that had left the pool party remember when we talked about the pool party and all the rules and everything about the rules and they left they're upset and wanted to have that i got a message from them so they threw their own little house party okay okay they don't have a pool but they threw their own little house party they listened to our show they thought that we were probably they put they but honestly we didn't really believe you we thought you were wrong that you just didn't understand it from our point of view okay fair enough right so they threw a house party with four other couples and no rules and guess what happened there was shit spilled with four other couples and no rules and guess what happened there was shit spilled all over somebody got really drunk puked all over in one of their rooms and uh they think some jewelry came up missing imagine and it was like and so here was the thing they said they have taken and since shared that episode with other couples that they're friends with that are talking about having parties or want to have parties like do joint parties to listen to that because they're proven we were proven right and i and i text back you know sorry that happened they're like no we should have listened but so i i thought that was i thought it was really i i was it's really cool that they let us know that they didn't listen to our advice which is totally okay i mean it's not like it's required by law or swinger's law uh or anything like that but then that didn't work when they didn't they didn't do it they didn't do it that way i thought that i thought that was pretty cool so they are planning to come to crazy winter nights they wanted to come to crazy one right so hopefully we get to meet meet people and that's you know one of the other things we hope we get to meet all you guys at crazy winter nights and stuff because that's gonna be that's gonna be fun but uh that was just a couple of things i yeah i just want to hit on some of the things that some of the people have told us and feedback that we get uh we got one just on the last show last week's show uh we had somebody comment to one place the show was at that they had always had the miss they didn't realize swingers could be shy yeah and they didn't realize swingers could be shy so they're really comfortable being nudists and they didn't realize swingers could be shy and so anytime they'd come up to people they just thought that swingers were kind of assholes which swingers can be and we all can be but anyways so after listening and hearing how like shy that i am on certain areas it totally changed their perspective and i got to thinking about last weekend going man I wonder if we came off clicky because people that were there for our event we kind of hung out together we did so i'm like gosh did we come off clicky well here's i mean not meaning to but it can happen i mean because yeah they had there were their regulars just nudists there which is like we talked about, it's a fringe of swinging anyways, lifestyle, and I think we did, it's something to be conscious of, like, look, this is a never-ending learning curve, and that's one of the biggest things, and we hear that a lot on comments, and I get that on emails and stuff, is that we constantly talk about that it's a learning curve, and
Speaker3: it's true.
Speaker1: Look, we've been doing this shit for a decade, decade we've been almost a decade something like that i don't know whatever we've been fucking with people a long time officially no just kidding anyways but it's a constant it's a constantly evolving process you're constantly learning just like that we didn't okay so if i could go back what one thing we do wrong at crazy summer nights we didn't really have a excuse me we didn't have like a mixer for their people that were just there to be nudists in our group we didn't really have something i didn't think of something like that right so we didn't really do it was kind of like well everybody you're used to the regular meet and greet and we were worried about making sure all the people in our group because we had a huge group isn't that what the campfire is for well but okay but that's just it is that we left it we we for swingers that's a natural like transition you know well i don't know how new this are so how many of them maybe didn't go out around the campfire because they know anybody else they you know they went with their groups are sitting back whatever and then i was going gosh were they expecting us just to be in a melee orgy out in the middle of the field we actually had a couple that did think that that's what that happens and it's like okay so there we go we can talk about the difference between porn swinging and real life swinging. We have people come up with that also as well. Their realistic, their expectations were better met based upon our show. Okay. The difference between, because look, there is a difference, right? And we're honest about that show. So I don't know. I just think for us, it's really cool when you give us your feedback. Good, bad feedback good bad or indifferent it helps us i still love that the one couple totally thought we were fucking full of shit about the party i thought that was awesome they thought that we were over we thought that that we must just be an old people about well we've never had one no no well not a house party i mean yeah yeah on a bigger scale i guess kids let's just do we say, not as we do We had a show, which is kind of funny No one called us out on this Ever, which is really funny We had a show that blatantly talked about You should start small Like, if you want to have parties You're newer in the life, so you want to have parties You should start, like, have another couple Or have a small house party Like, you know, three couples whatever don't make it too big for control so you understand what you're doing and what the fuck did we do we went from having had no parties to we went directly to a hotel takeover because what could possibly fucking go wrong with that i mean if i mean we'd been to enough so it wasn't yeah i mean i've seen some i don't even know if we could throw a good house party seriously i mean think about that you know it's really now a hotel takeover it's not easy but we know what we're doing with it right house party would be kind of like awkward it'd be like so because we're not big on like icebreaker games we don't we don't care about those it'd be like and we don't believe in the pressure of naked by nine yeah we don't believe yeah so pretty much everybody just has to get train wrecked and then hopefully go all right you know what happened here we talk about this and we throw we throw good hotel party we throw big good big parties you'd have like seven seven couples over here just Drunken with all that just passing out no one ended up fucking like that's the lamest fucking house party no no to make it even no we'd still entertain well yeah eventually you know you'd get drunk and you'd get impatient you know well if we're just gonna sit here we can at least sit here naked i i can hear you saying it You've been to other people's house parties and got tired of the introductions. They're like, okay, well, while you guys finish that, you know, I'm going to go downstairs and peel your shirt off. And somebody's like, I'm coming with you. They won't even end up going around the room to do this. And you're like, I was bored with it. I remember that. No, we were beyond the introduction part. And it was like, okay, when's this party starting? But I was really drunk. Just as you were hopping around like that, because you were just like, okay, so I remember you going, are we going to fuck? When do we get to the fucking part? When are we going to fuck? And then you're just like, okay. And off came your shirt out of the blue. I'm going to head on downstairs. And I had somebody follow me. And then everybody did it. I was like, well, apparently the party's starting. Leave it to little Miss Amanda leading the train. Dirty girl. I am not. If you want Miss Amanda to lead your train, contact Jack Daniels. Don't look at me like that.
Speaker2: The last house party we were at, I did not start it.
Speaker1: Well. No, yes, you did. Yes. Yes, you did. I did. You tend to be a leader. Okay, we went to one. But I start with the girls. We went to one on one of my birthdays. That makes a difference. We went to one on one of my birthdays several years ago where we went into and it was already started yes so you didn't have a chance to take over that one hurricane amanda comes in sucking and fucking but yes every other party we go to did not every other party we go to you started off love it anyways somebody's gotta get it started yeah you're a leader You're a leader How are we doing on time? I don't even know It's like half time pretty much Okay so New addition to the studio A clock Okay so let's take No it's timing it I can see it Okay let's take a quick break And talk to our other sponsor Crazy Winter Nights january 17th through the 19th omaha nebraska don't miss the party of the year that's Over 80,000 square feet of ballrooms and conference rooms filled with panels, demonstrations, 8,000 square foot dungeon, and so much more. Get your tickets today at www.crazywinternights.com Alright, and we're back. That never gets old. That guy just pops in here like a motherfucker and away he goes. You know, that is just... How you just separate that is just beyond me. You want to know what I can't wait till we do? What? We make enough money that we can have the actual sound effects so I don't have to do the echo. Well, you've never done that before, and really, on a podcast, you don't have to. You can just say it. No, because our good friends at SLS Radio, our radio show on Mondays, I like to make it more radio- more radio like so just saying oh but we need sound effects i don't know that guy's pretty damn good michael buffer ain't got nothing on that fucking dude anywho okay uh all right so uh boy second half of the show all right so i want to talk about in the second half a little bit so we're having a great conversation with some of our admins from our secret page right and so one of the things that we were talking about and this actually has come up in questions i get this we get this a lot so it's kind of a question i don't have a specific city it's kind of blanket all over the country and we get this question more from experienced or older swingers like older by having been in lifestyle longer right okay and the question is basically why do we have to go to so much the the dating versus the fucking of the lifestyle so what they mean by that there is so much more now like okay you could not do a key party now you know in the end and the old days it it was literally that was that was a thing a key party everybody put their keys car keys or hotel keys in a fishbowl and the women picked them out and whosoever you got that's who you fucked right and that and that was it you could no more do that now than the man on the moon at all okay because it's just people don't people don't play like that anymore right now there is so much more and for older swingers i get it it's kind of frustrating there's way more like dating you know they got to get to know people we need to go to dinner multiple times we have to you know there's tends to be a whole new level of comfort that's needed to then like sport fucking because we talk about sport fucking we had the rule we still have the rule i don't need to know your name till i fucked you three times okay that's sport fucking right so and we're talking about it and these other folks they're also long-term swingers so i mean they in fact he has been in it longer than we have by like almost double what we've been in so he still remembers the day when like you were communicating via snail mail and shit and and then you met to hook up and it's like well you got there if you weren't like overly impressed well you've been that'd been three months worth of letters back and forth, so fuck it.
Speaker3: You banged on it and called it good, right? Right. So the thing is is that I get it, okay?
Speaker1: And we're not big on the whole dating concept, the dating concept. And they made a great point. They said that's more poly than it is swinging because it's – or as he said – what do you call it? Back in the day, they said it was – they're being exclusive with a couple, right as we're talking about it's like okay why why is that now because you hear that all the time i don't think it's exclusive if it's a pain in the ass well not necessarily well think about it this way how many people on different websites have profiles where their picture doesn't look like them? I should have done. So you want to meet them ahead of time. Right. To make sure. But why does it have to go meet and not fuck? Okay. There are some times it's just like I get wanting to meet somebody at one time. You know, getting to talk with somebody a little bit, you know, actually face toface versus just internet that's just a new age of the world i don't understand having to meet with people seven eight nine ten times either there's a connection or there's not right so the thing is is it's like the part that sucks with is people you hear all the time well we're not bed notchers okay i get it you don't have to be a bed notcher to like not have to know somebody eight months before you have sex with them right that's a convenient excuse that and uh well it's for safety you know so we're not just sleeping around well bullshit i go i go by that point in time after that many times of meeting i would pretty much think that they're really not that interested and they're just trying to blow you off in a nice way and not the fun way right well and or okay they made great points can you become too close and become friends so when the friend you know when you as you spend this much time investing in a relationship whether it's life swinging lifestyle or not right it changes the dynamics because then all of a sudden you're going from like less well i want to fuck to i know your kids i know you're you know i know you really really well at that point in time and so like can't you be friends and fuck you can but it can fuck shit up i mean i guess it's depending on how much emotions are being involved in theory you can okay well here's a perfect example we can use us as a perfect example with that okay okay and the poly relationship we just got out of okay the concept was look at no matter what the fucking the fucking is secondary the friendship is first well when it all came down to it it wasn't able to be separated really i mean when you think about it there's some people that maybe it can but you don't want to take that chance if If you become really, really good friends with somebody or with a couple, you would hate for something sexual, something stupid with sex to fuck it up. I mean, I can see that. Yeah. Right. So it's like, OK. But by the same token, also, sometimes the more you know about somebody makes them less sexy. Well, I mean, seriously, you know, I mean, you think about it. Like, you know, here's the deal. After, if you know us for six months, right, and we've become that close of friends and whatever, and one night we're sitting around talking, you know, just like older people do. You're talking about shit, and, you know, that damn case of athlete's foot that you've got or, you know, jock itch or, well, because you're comfort level so you can talk about anything, you know, or, or how much your mom, you know, your mom sucks or I don't care, whatever it is. Okay. Thinking about your athlete's foot or jock itch isn't going to make me more excited. No. Right. I mean, it's just not. So I don't know if it ever gets to a personal level like that i think bullshit some of these people it does okay some of these people it does i would have a hard time at that point in time like if i know you real well it would hurt for me to be less full after you because that point in time like we're friends right so now i'm just envisioning like having nice gentle sex with you maybe because every guy does that i'm not envisioning like you know ripping your lace dress off that's dirty girl lace dress and throwing you over the couch and fucking into oblivion you like the dirty girls though dirty girls but if you're my friend i'm not picturing you In the hooker heels And doing that shit to you You know I'm not I'm not looking at I'm not No there's a point That that It becomes a nicer You still want to fuck them But I mean It becomes a nicer It becomes less hot To think about you You know Just looking like A sprinkler Squirting all over the house and, you know, like Penthouse Forum type bullshit, you know. As your queen might ooze down her leg and fill their shoes, you know what I mean? I don't know. You don't do that as much. But on the other side, would it be easier or more of a comfort level to be able to get undressed and feel confident around that person if you know them uh yes i i can get yes it could be but then you have to switch from comfort to fucking because you know people haven't differentiated you know yes we've agreed that we're gonna have sex so hurry up turn the lights off so you can't see me well if i've already told you that i wanted, I don't give a shit what you look like with your clothes off. Let's just get to it. But you might. Okay, okay. Well, here's the bomb I'll throw in there. Okay. All of a sudden, because you like dudes that are, at minimum, at least trimmed. Right? You prefer shaved. Right. Okay. But they can be closely trimmed. Right. And all of a sudden, you haven't seen him naked yet. And all of a sudden, off comes clothes and out pops the gorilla fur. And this dude is covered in hair. Even if the lights were off, do you think I wouldn't find out when I was giving him a blowjob? But he wouldn't see your facial expression when you go, ugh. No, because I'd probably say it. I mean, the thing is, is as soon as you start petting and you're like am i touching the dog or am i touching wait what what because he's got a coat of fur on him i'm sorry i know you and the initial shock of when he whips his dick out and the 70s bush comes out and goes like chewbacca at the same time you You're going to be like, you're going to go, oh.
Speaker3: And then he's going to go, he's going to feel bad. And you're going to feel bad because you're going to start hiding. He's going to go, is there a problem? You're going to be like, no.
Speaker2: It's just great. Well, hopefully I've seen pictures ahead of time.
Speaker1: No, you're just friends. You're not trying to, you're meeting each other.
Speaker2: Yeah, but isn't there some flirting nowadays online and stuff where they send you pictures?
Speaker1: Well, you can't do it on Facebook. I mean, yes, maybe, but you can take angles so it doesn't look as. Let's do this. yeah but isn't there some flirting nowadays online and stuff where they send you pictures well you can't do it on facebook i mean yes maybe but you can take angles so it doesn't look as bushy oh you'd be able to see it the thing is is could you have the conversation when it's getting close to the sex time about well you know how do you like your guys well i actually liked him shaved there harry i mean can you have that knowing that he's your friends now i don't know you wouldn't be able to hide my facial expression because if his dick pops out covered in a forest i know what i'm about to go diving in so i'm i'm headed straight into the enchanted forest down there i mean you know i mean seriously and so and at least with the lights off you can hide your you know plus if you're really good friends We'll be right back. down there I mean you know I mean seriously and so and at least with the lights off you can hide your you know plus if you're really good friends and you know you accidentally I don't know you know all of a sudden for some reason they don't feel comfortable or something weird happens and like somebody gets up and runs out of the room like happened on our second time then you actually have to give a shit then you you can't just do like abort i can't be able to give me like the sting single you know we just so we can escape they're our friends you give a shit at that point in time and you're like oh i feel bad fuck i want to get out of here oh i feel bad or maybe they turn like weird monkey sex you haven't seen that part so all of a sudden like oh by the way so do you need to be friends first all of a sudden go what the hell are you doing no but when you are friends i mean you're hanging from the fan and doing what i would say you know me if we know each other that long i'm gonna you know even especially with a couple cocktails in me i'm just gonna stop and go, what in the flying fuck is going on? What? I'm going to say something offensive. Or I'm going to think I'm cracking a joke like, do you need a fucking banana? What the hell is going on? And it's like, no, this is important to us. I'm trying to think of if we've gone to a house party of people that we've known for a while and somebody did something weird and went. No, but, okay, think about the one where we shouldn't have been there and the one chick started speaking in tongues. That was like the first time. That was the very first house party. Right, it was. Okay, now, let's say they had seemed normal up to that moment in time. They had been talking and had seemed normal Remember, think back Everything seemed normal So now imagine investing Three months, six months, eight months Whatever the case may be You get to this moment in time And all of a sudden she's having an exorcism On the fucking bench Head spinning Because. Because at this point in time, we're friends. I'm going to say something stupid. I am totally going to go, what in the fuck is your malfunction?
Speaker2: I can see that.
Speaker1: Okay, so now maybe as friends you can say, hey, when you get all done.
Speaker2: Please don't do that.
Speaker1: FYI, it scares people when you start going back to Babylonlon and speaking to some fucking you know cryptic shit you know please don't let your head spin all the way around i mean right right i get both sides but it's like okay part of it's a kind of gentle world i to me there is a degree of fun to lust fuck that's what i'm gonna call it lust fuck okay You know, know here's the deal all i know about you is you have a nice ass you have a nice set of tits you know beautiful eyes and i and i want to fucking bang you and you want to bang we both think the same way and we want to go fuck that's hot that can be really really hot but i think some people that that on profiles and whatnot that say we don't play on the first meet or date or whatever liars no no no think of it this way because if you meet them and they're you go out to dinner first or whatever and they're like totally And you're like, so you nicely get out of it and go, we are not meeting up with them again. Yes, but now, wait a minute. All people in the live show are honest and honestly just say, we're not interested, and that's okay, right? I was talking about that with somebody. What was that? We were just talking the other day and i said the thing is is that i'm too nice yes and i'd rather skate around it oh we were just talking about it friday night i'd rather skate around it than actually tell you because i don't want to hurt your feelings right right it's easy look if we're not interested you know the easiest way to tell we're like the cat in peppy lepew cartoons and we're like getting away we can't get away from you faster that's generally a pretty easy way to tell if we look no let me give you an example if we spend time hanging out talking that that usually we're interested that's a pretty good sign we're interested because we like good conversation that's that's stimulating that's you know that's that speaks volumes right i mean if we're trying to like abort as fast as we fucking can probably shouldn't bother email us back again just saying but i think that i think we put so much shit in our profiles, it's like, we almost make it so it's almost eliminating the, you know, just the hotness, fuck, just the swinger part of the whole thing. It's not, it's not wrong or dirty to fucking see somebody and just be primal to a degree and turned on by the basic shit, right? And we understand it's not for everybody. So it's like, you know, we're not judging it away, but it's like you have to, I think there's probably a happy medium a little bit somewhere in there, but I think too many people probably end up dating themselves right out of a great fuck does that make sense because here's the deal what some people can't fuck friends i truly believe that this whole thing started more on the concept of that a lot of people feel like if they know you better or if you you know if you're closer to friends it's not as dirty i truly believe there's a lot of people you've always said that I believe there's a lot of people that use that Not as an excuse I don't want to say an excuse But maybe they're not totally comfortable With that part of the lifestyle They still have guilt or they feel dirty Well this same person that brought it up I remember us driving in a car And he was like Do you think that you can be friends and you can have sex right and i went well yeah why not right and he goes well you don't think the friendship gets in the way of the sex or the sex gets in the way of the friendship right and i'm like you should be able to differentiate between the two and you can you can you are able to. Some't because i told him because i remember saying to him just because we're around each other and we're having a conversation or we happen to because he lives several hours away right and we happen to meet up it isn't a requirement to have sex right and we and we do have several couples like that but there are some people Did I put you to sleep or what? Do I yawn when I'm talking? I just want to deep throw the microphone. Wow. have several couples like that but there are some people does that put you to sleep or what do not yawn when i'm talking deep throw the microphone no but then there's also people like my dad always told the story when he was in the military your dad okay yeah exactly it's not a swinger story but it's still funny as fuck told the story when he was in the military they were on he was in the navy and they were on leave uh they were down in puerto rico and they were on leave and one guy on the ship had never got laid before and so they took him to this old uh whore this old hooker on the island she was like she was like 60 you know nasty no no teeth no whatever and they all chipped in he got laid. Well, when it was time to blow on the horn, get back on the ship, we got to go. He's nowhere to be found. So they went back. Well, he's at the whorehouse still. And he's screaming, he isn't coming back. He loves her. He wants to marry her. He's deflated with sex. One time he had sex for the first time, and now he loves her. And it took, like, five of them to drag his ass back to the ship because he was willing to go AWOL to go try to marry a 60-year-old Puerto Rican whore. And it's like, because he'd never had sex before.
Speaker2: Well, I'd hope if you're into swinging, you've had sex at least once.
Speaker1: Well, but we know, bitch, but we know people, we know people people there are couples and people that once you stick their dick in what no what how did that work out once you fuck them or whatever one time then they become clingy they become like static cling when we first got in the last i remember some people going well we're looking for exclusive oh fuck we ran like a motherfucker yeah we did no we're not looking for exclusive we don't want to go have picnics and do you remember we had a couple tell us that when we were like on our first break of the evening fucking what there's one couple that told us that we were fucking and then we're you know we're always talking like when we're you know the the reload time, the recharge time.
Speaker3: And again, what we're really looking for is, you know, an exclusive couple. Like, normally we were bolded already.
Speaker1: Now we're, it's like, I remember giggling and going, yeah, well, we're not.
Speaker2: And we fucked him again. Let us think about it.
Speaker1: We fucking left. We got to go, man. Who do we got to comment?
Speaker2: I remember our first meet with a couple. Holy shit. She had two teeth.
Speaker1: Thank you. Like, we got to go, man. Who do we got to comment? I remember our first meet with a couple. Holy shit, she had two teeth. He was a perv. Lord couldn't leave quick enough. Nothing like their profile. That is a comment from our world famous Crazy Casement page. I think a lot of people have that. Okay, and I get. So if you meet with people now you know you don't have to you don't have to have 15 years ago they would end up fucking that couple because it's there you'd work so hard for it and i get that i get that but i well let's face it we haven't been logged on to some websites for a long time how outdated are are our pictures? Who cares? Ten years. Yeah, no shit. I look at them and I go, damn, I was hot. I've changed a smidge in ten years. Yeah, and we're usually pretty good about trying to keep our pictures up to date on shit. And we don't do that. I mean, I get, okay, so here's the deal. Newer swingers understand the frustration, especially when you want to hook up with a couple that's been in the lifestyle a while and when they don't want to do lunch and dinners and all that crap that's a huge thing older swingers you got to get used to it it just it's the way it is i mean the time of they're still sport fucking out there it's just harder to find i mean it's more exclusive of an event until we get some of these youngins up and up and thinking the same way and it just it is what it is you just have to get you have to get used to the fact you know or you have to be willing to we don't go we don't go out that much like i mean we don't we hook up at parties we just we hook up at events when we're able to, but like, we don't do that. We like to go to meet and greets. You won't, if you invite us to a lot of like dinners and stuff, we don't do that. I, well, we did one time and it was probably a good thing. Oh, fucking saved us from a complete and total fucking nightmare. That was, I think that was the very first couple we tried to meet up with. When they were eating like a Tasmanian devil. And when he's sitting there just shoveling, I'm like going. That was when you went to the bathroom and sent me a text. Did anybody teach you manners? You sent me a text. Fucking abort, abort. Just like, you know, you don't look like the pictures that you sent. And you're shoveling food in like it's your last supper you've never eaten before at all couldn't even talk to us wow okay i i we are old school we like to if we're gonna go meet somewhere to fuck we go fuck Otherwise meet and greets are more our thing because we can decide pretty quick and they have beverages and food and there's a lot of the tell to we're gonna we're gonna know pretty quick that's the way so new people you have to just bear you have to bear with us and understand just the scope so we're never gonna give into the whole like dating thing if stuff seems too much too much like dating for people that aren't into it, that scares us. Because then it's not so much, I mean, we're outed. That's what's really funny. So take this for what it's worth. Here's a couple that we are completely outed about what we do. Right? YouTube channel, you can find our face everywhere. everywhere it's still we still keep our swinging life separate from our family life our kids all know right our kids know our kids would not be shocked our kids have met friends of ours that we have hooked up with they've met playmates they've met all the different things whatever it's just on a whim yeah it doesn't phase him, but we still don't want to get together to do a family picnic not of i mean we we just we keep it separate it's you know now granted we have the advantage our kids are older so you know i get that but it's we do it's just the way we are so it's like people have to understand and appreciate why we why we do that so if it don't don't think we're not interested we're just not interested in getting to know you that well we might actually have sex i mean some of our some of our best friends people that we've had sex with and then become one really great friends with but you know it's a test to get into our world can you fuck worth this shit well then you're probably pretty cool hey maybe that's what they're testing us maybe we just got lucky and passed think about that just saying go why do you think we don't have very many friends anymore i think i think maybe i'm letting the team down. Shit. They think you're loopy.
Speaker3: Oh, my God. If he talks that much, does he ever shut up during sex? No.
Speaker1: You know what the problem is now?
Speaker3: What?
Speaker1: The biggest thing is that people are afraid that we'll make him Facebook famous. Not Facebook famous, but they're afraid that, like, okay, so people have asked us this. This goes back to things we hear. I don't even know what I'm going to name this episode by the way it's just all over the place uh but people you know why we don't talk a lot about our i don't say conquest or adventures whatever and we talk really general about it and we don't go into details and deep stories people we just fucked and shit like that because that's like not our style we're we look just because if you hook up with us doesn't mean that the next podcast you know you need to listen to so you can hear how was the night how yeah yeah you can hear all the details i mean we just don't Again, I think that comes from the type of swingers that we are. Mm-hmm.
Speaker3: Right?
Speaker1: So. night how yeah yeah you can hear all the details i mean we just don't we again that i think that comes from the type of swingers that we are right so you know it it's hard to say start every story with and it's part one person we don't know we had sex with so but i think now there are some people that are afraid of that there are some people that are afraid that like everything that we're, they do or say. We won't make it obvious. Yeah. We steal stuff so subtly. But then we're going to put make a podcast famous. Yeah. And we won't do that. Unless you want to. If you're interested in hooking up just to make a podcast, let us know. Send us your pictures to our email at crazy.casma.com. Oh, stop it. What? Stop it. Okay. All right. So, ooh, look at the time. I know. Damn, it goes so fast. It does. It's weird not having him yell at us. Okay. All right. So, with that, we need to probably go. This is a great place to stop for today. So, again, I want to give a huge shout-out to Natural Pines Resorts. 128 acres of fun. Again, there's more time in their season left. They have new events every single weekend. They do have whole season passes. Visit them today at www.naturalpinesresorts.com. Make sure you let them know that your good friend Kazba sent you, and check them out. If you can't get them out this year, get out there next year for sure and once again don't forget about crazy winter nights no I'm not going to do that voice you can get your tickets to the event it's going to be huge www.crazy k-r-a-z-y winter nights dot com get your tickets today we'd love to see you there at our event and if you like like the different things, don't forget you can follow us at Twitter, at Truth Crazy. We have multiple Facebook pages, but you can find the Crazy Truth Facebook page. You can find our Patreon. We'll see it on all our different stuff that we're doing. If you like our content, you can visit there. Follow us wherever. We are everywhere. Don don't forget we do have our show on sls radio every monday uh at 4 p.m eastern standard time 3 p.m central standard time and send us your email and comments at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com all right so so that's all for now hey doing it the only way I know how the only way I want to and the only way we ever fucking will Kazma style out