Krazy Truth #64 Krazy Summer Nights

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Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am the host with the most, I am Colt.

It i'm here with the lovely and slightly burnt nipples miss amanda hello and this is are you ready here we go this is episode season two episode number 64 look at you go look at me go and you know what it is this is all about crazy summer nights you damn well better believe it kids uh hey real quick uh because i kind of did this in different order a huge shout out to the one and only natural pines resort the adult playground over 128 acres for those who are into being nudists and also lifestyle that's right hey we were just there this week and today is august 4th this one we record record on sundays this is my birthday and so we just got done with crazy summer nights i'm gonna keep saying winter nights no one was naked as winter nights at crazy summer nights out at the pines and we want to uh number one give them a huge shout out we appreciate it you can visit them at www.naturalpines.com.

No. No. www.naturalpinesresorts.com. And they've got all kinds of activities. And hey, make sure you let them know that your good friend's calves was saying you. We're a little sunburned and tired from a really, really fun weekend. So you're going to have a bear with us. Just a scoach.

You didn't bring your phone did you it is it's in my pocket okay because you know i know my readers there's no way i'm gonna be able to read stuff as we go through i'm slow uh okay so here's the deal kids uh crazy sex stories we probably have our own from the weekend you think i i there was some crazy shit that went on this weekend just a little bit so okay so this here's the deal this show we have questions normally we do questions obviously Thank you.

there was some crazy shit that went on this weekend just a little bit so okay so this here's the deal this show we have questions normally we do questions obviously this week we are not going to do necessarily questions actually i've got a few that tie in with crazy summer nights a little bit okay okay so we're going to be like creative and original uh but what we're all about here uh is what we're about fun silly fun and i gotta tell you what this weekend was nothing but fun so everybody's gonna hear this year's gonna hear this show on a wind or thursday of this coming week which means we're probably still not gonna be totally recovered from from the weekend at all uh in any way shape or form but that's okay uh because that's what it's all about so all right let's start well let's I guess we should tell them what Crazy Summer Nights is.

For those of you that are brand new, we have this large secret Facebook page, Crazy Casbah. And so this week was our Crazy Summer Nights party, because we only do a couple parties a year. But they're big and bad. So, Crazy Summer Nights, this was our first annual Crazy Summer Nights.

And the whole idea was to go out and party during the summer and we wanted to get adventurous and creative because anybody can party in a hotel duh uh so we wanted to go and we wanted to do a hotel or no fuck am i still drunk jesus we wanted to do a campground takeover but we didn't want to take over any campground. We wanted to take over a nudist slash lifestyle campground. And so our good friends at Natural Pines Resorts, it was like, well, this is a no-brainer. We're going to head out there. And that's what we did. So, okay.

So the cool thing with Natural Pines, obviously, is they are a nudist campground. Yes. But they're lifestyle friendly and lifestyle supportive.

Right basically you you don't have it's there's no like family nudity out there it's not like some nudist compounds where there's like kids and crap now you have to be 21 and over 21 over they have a sex swing right in the pavilion right outside uh right by the down by the lake in the pool and everything like that they have people that are there all season long and and then they have events every fucking weekend right so they have kick-ass events they have like a kink weekend they have like a 5k run out there one weekend uh they've got what they say this in september is coming up like a show your ink yes or ink pride weekend and shit like that so so i mean it's badass okay all the shit they do so it was a no-brainer to us to go out there and they talked to us and we talked to them and and a love fest occurred love fest and so then we here we are now so we've been playing this for a little while so crazy supernights you know we like to do parties that are like packed with shit that's kind of our mo right yeah right but we took a totally different route with it we went to this one to be like totally fun and laid back and uh but the big thing with this is this was a comfort zone challenger so we don't even have parties we have challengers so thisdun uh so this was a comfort zone challenger because we after 10 years in the lifestyle as swingers we'd never been to a nudist campground before no okay and here's the thing it's one thing to go play at a house party it's one thing to play at a hotel takeover it is a totally different ball game when you're around nudists that are that are new that's what they do that's their hobby like our hobby is fucking other people their hobby is to be naked right and so it's it's a totally different a lot of people that is a huge like bucket list item and but they'd never done it before and so they were like you know it know, it took, it took some serious balls or, or for the chicks, serious tits or serious clits, whatever.

Anyway, so it took guts to go out there and do it. And, um, you know, one of the questions we get all the time in the lifestyle is about confidence and okay, here's the thing.

There's, there's one way to build confidence in the lifestyle i believe okay is open your mind yes open your mind and try something new right so and and there's going to be i'll get to a funny story this in a bit but i'm going to plant this a little here's a seed we're just going to plant a little little itch in the back of your brain ready that's the itch in the back of your brain okay mind you i am super pasty white because i i haven't worn shorts other than to go to a bar and play sand volleyball at night in like what three years okay so keep keep that little part in mind as the story progresses so i'm not one that's usually out like sunbathing in the backyard just saying yeah no okay so here's the thing so we had a lot of people that were like leading up to it though their whole thing was like well there was like this nervous it's like well it's a chasma party so it's gonna be fun because we always make it fun we try it was cole's birthday weekend so we know that cole's gonna do something stupid and we're gonna make it fun because cole's birthday is always fun so the pictures tell me uh and but there was still this huge like you know nervous factor did you have were you nervous at all no going into it girl.

Yeah, but you have no problem stripping down. No, I don't. But that doesn't mean... I mean, you bitch about it, you won't go out on the front porch when the neighbors are there. Well, I mean, you know, man up a little bit. Well, I didn't... I don't know. I've gotten to the point where they don't make me nervous anymore. What's that? Balls? Nuts? Naked people? Well, it's... Being a... I didn't, I don't know, I've gotten to the point where they don't make me nervous anymore. What's, what's they, balls, nuts, naked people? Well, being around people that I don't know and stripping naked.

Right, right, okay.

Really, I mean, you have that at house parties, you know, stripping down, you have it when you go, well, we've been known to go to a hotel party and if it's allowed you strip down on the dance floor and you know you did one time yeah and how sober was i when i did that you were not i was absolutely you're willing to do it sober yes yeah you always have been and then when we've gone to the other campouts the man is known as the first one naked okay see here's how this helps i figured this out why because you stopped wearing underwear so long ago it was like when people like doing the gradual strip down house parties it was like everybody else had like this extra layer of like you had it you had one less layer of skin because everybody else had an extra layer and like okay well when my pants come off i'm going to stand here in sexy underwear it's gonna be there's my cooter nom so you know okay so you're you're pretty you're comfortable with it you're way you're way more comfortable i mean everybody has self has insecurities yes everybody does that's just something that you have to face okay and there right there is the first key point of this whole thing okay so we get questions all the time about like they're sub questions really like they ask questions about whoa what should I do in this situation that situation whatever really what they're asking is how do you overcome their own personal insecurities you overcome insecurities by knowing that everybody has insecurities if you know that everybody has an insecurity then it's not like yours is minor because it's always itching in the back of your head and it's a big deal to you but you also have to look at somebody else and you know somebody that's that's super thin you go well I wonder what their insecurities if you if you get if you ask them they'll tell you yeah okay we know what it is for most guys i'll blame and say what mine is i am a grower and how to show her right and i and here's the first guys you will always see at a new colony they're not growers they're showers everybody's a grower it's a fact okay but but some of them are some of them start further out than others Like it's like what lane of the race you're in You know some people have the inside track So they're way further back Like mine looks like a vagina Maybe it has to do with body heat Yeah all the heat in my nipples If your body has a higher body heat Maybe it tends to hang out more Where those that don't It tends tends to come in.

Or maybe it has to do with blood flow. You don't know. I don't know. I haven't done the research and I probably should have because I didn't know this was, well, I probably, I didn't know this was going to come about. Here's the thing. I would much rather that my dick stuck out than my nipples because it could be 80 degrees and my nipples would cut glass. Yeah.

So, but that, was another guy there that was talking about the same thing yeah that's it was he growing on a shoulder uh it was the guy with the german shepherd uh well it's okay because he's like they're always pointing well one of the things you do learn at nudist colony is you start to train it well the nudist wears off initially you're just you can't help it you're looking you're like boobs cooter dick but but after you're there for like 20 minutes it's like oh yeah just naked people it's not no big deal so but everybody has the insecurities right the cool thing is if you're in a good group or a good place you it, it's really weird because the Pines is like clothing optional.

So there's no requirements. Like you go to some nudist camps and it's like, as soon as you walk in, you have to be naked. Yeah. You have to be naked. They're not like that. But what I found for me was after a while, I was like one of the most dressed people.

And then all of a sudden you kind of fucking start feeling weird that you're dressed like you you feel like you I mean no one was like hey dork take off your clothes I think stupid but you you also you start to realize like well I'm still in jeans and a shirt and you see you start to you start to feel more like it it's like I think I'd be more comfortable naked ish mm-hmm okay so but the first day I didn't get totally naked thank you my I was wearing all that much shirt on. I was wearing all that much shirt.

it's like i think i'd be more comfortable naked ish okay so but the first day i didn't get totally naked i think i took my shirt i was running around you were you took your shirt off yeah i did but i didn't get totally naked so and this is kind of funny to have to actually admit this on the air a little bit but it is what it is okay here's the deal i am an absolute grower not a shower okay absolutely it doesn't have to be cold out for me to be turtled. If I'm nervous, that little sucker's hiding in there somewhere. Come out and play, little buddy. You're not the only one.

So, but, okay, so I get it. You know, that's like one of my insecurities. And everybody has body insecurities.

And so one of the coolest things about this whole weekend was we had a lot of people from our page come up and and because it was our group doing it and they know we don't allow any body shaming we don't allow that fucking bullshit right that they felt comfortable enough that's why they came and they they were all like I'm always talking about get out of your comfort zone right me in my big fucking mouth get out of your comfort zone get out of your comfort zone so I'm always talking my big fucking mouth. Get out of your comfort zone. Get out of your comfort zone.

So I'm always talking about doing that. And a whole bunch of people came out and did just that. They went completely out of their comfort zone.

And so when we were talking about doing crazy summer nights, we're like, okay, we thought about having all these games and activities and huge organization, you know, like schedule and out to the next activity then we decided this is not like kid camp right so we we just turned into like uh there was shit out there was games out to do there was stuff like that you know out there uh that you know people could just do it well and what we found was without any like people being like feeling like they were herded from one thing the other everybody had fun because they just totally chilled and relaxed and and did did whatever right so it was a totally different type of party experience like we still had hardcore parties like like we had a dj in on saturday night leon did a great job saturday night we had cake for my birthday cole was drunk like normal on his birthday and i mean and and the the pines had a band out there that played a little bit during the day and it was it was just it was totally cool but it was it was you're like walking around, right?

And you're seeing people that when they come to you and go, oh my God, you know, what I wanted to do was, was get, I wanted to break my comfort zone and be naked in public and, and they did it. And so I go, so that's really cool, right? I'm sure there's a point to where I'm going with this. I don't know what it is right now. Anyways, so. You getting out of your comfort zone. Yeah, me getting out of my comfort zone. So, like, Saturday morning, you know, I went down. They have a really cool lake, and there's, like, a little dock out there and shit.

And it's really, you know, it's all pretty and quiet. You can hear nature and all that stuff, you know. And I got all, like, hippie-ish and stuff.

And so I'm sitting out there, and I did a live for our page that was live for those who didn't catch the voice live anyways I did a live for I did a live for the page and I can make such a smart-ass comment my balls still haven't dropped thank you very much I'll go there so about comfort zones and all this shit and then it's kind of like starting to hit me a little bit hmm I sure talk a hell of a game and but I'm like well it'll be okay no one will notice and then people are coming up to me and going you know we watch your live yeah you're right that's what it should be you know get out of your comfort zone and people are taking this fucking leap of faith and I'm still I'm you know you know, still walking around in fucking jeans and shirt and boots and, you know, and so I went back to our cabin thing outside and I was sitting in a chair having a smoke and it was just like, I have to do this.

All of a sudden it became like this, like this fucking overwhelming force, you know, I have to get out of my comfort zone.

I cannot cannot be that hypocritical so it took me like i had a mini panic attack with just me and i had like this like argument with myself you can do this you can't do this you can do this you can't do this and i'm like i just i was kind of like wigged out a little bit i'm like fuck it and i went in because you were doing a reiki treatment and i went in and you're're like what are you doing i'm ripping clothes on like i'm getting into the goddamn pool so i put shorts on and my legs glowed at this heavenly light because they're so pasty and white that's what they do and put on flip-flops that i hardly can walk in because i can't figure out how to keep them on my feet i don't wear them at all with my black toenails and i march my happy ass right up to the pool and i got you know let's talk to some people well the pool is an above ground pool right and it's a nice pool huge and there is a shit ton of people in the pool a shit ton of people because it was gorgeous weather it's probably like mid 80s there had to be it felt like 3 000 people were in the pool there wasn't a lot of people but it seemed like a lot but the thing with the pool is there's one stair step up and a platform you have to go up and then step down to the pool so when you're up on that platform everybody yeah you are center stage there is no hiding it right and you were you were off doing your own thing and i was like i'm standing there i'm talking to people you know they just got they just got there and hey whatever and they're like dude why are you not naked man come on you gotta get you know get naked and i'm like starting to hype around like you know and i'm starting to kind of freak out a little bit bit i'm like this i have to do it and i so bad wanted like either you to be there something because i knew if you'd go for it because i'm i'm think you know everybody's gonna i'm gonna be on the stage and i'm gonna be all turtled and you know and then i'm never gonna get a lady again in that birthday would suck so but something like overcame me overpowered me i'm like i had to because there there were some other people in the pool at that time that had come to me that week, this weekend, earlier weekend, and told me how awesome that it was that they felt like they could take this leap of faith.

And it was intimidating as hell. I felt like a third, I felt like a little kid again, because I'm a turtle, then I'm stripping off, and it's just like, and there's nowhere, there's nowhere to go. I have no option at this point in time. It's like go in or not. And I did it. And everybody listening right now is going, wow, you got into a pool. Great, great job, man.

But I'm telling you, when you stand up on the platform and of course somebody goes, hey, he's going to get in the pool the pool and at the patio turns to look so at this moment i'm on center stage and it's like there was there's absolutely zero place for me to to it's like i'm either going in or i am gonna like be fucked you know and so and i went in and what was funny what you came up probably what i don't know probably a half hour later i have no idea how long you were in there You were like looking, you didn't even know I was in. And what was funny, well, you came up probably what?

I don't know. Probably a half hour later. I have no idea how long you were in there. You were like looking around. You didn't even know I was in the pool? Uh-uh. And I'm like, hey. And you're like, you're in the pool. Do you have shorts on? I said, do you have shorts on? I'm like, oh, you're naked. I was naked. So there you go. So, you know, this is why we do these things. You want to know the funny thing? What's that? I got in the pool the day before on Friday. Yeah. Do you know standing up on that platform for somebody that doesn't mind taking their clothes off?

And everybody's like, oh, I'm like, suck in. No, I don't have a belly. Suck in hard. And then as you're stepping into the cold water, you're like, ah. Okay.

And then I was literally sucking in the whole way down those stairs you were sucking in i was trying to poke out and then when you're like oh yeah yeah okay i will give this it was the most it was the greatest feeling ever when you hit the water because then you felt like covered again yeah yeah trust me and well because yeah you know like if it doesn't work if you have performance issues sometime you're like yank on it like it like a monkey in the zoo trying to get it to a point. There was no way I could do that to not look stupid. And I had a water bottle with me.

I had a water bottle full of water. And so I kind of like strategically ish placed it. The water bottle was clear.

know all that it did anything was probably magnified no it magnified that it was fucking straight up into my fucking halfway into my fucking body but in the grand scheme of things you know that that's what the lifestyle is all about okay so someone said any advice to extremely shy people uh you know yeah we had some extremely shy people yeah and they somehow and i haven't asked came out of her shell and she was traipsing around naked no problem no one's gonna say anything to you well okay okay i had you know you have a nice ass okay um well okay i i know there were some people that had a shot of liquid courage and i would have liked a shot then so i mean i i understand there's nothing wrong there's nothing wrong with having that you know a drink or a whatever it's kind of help but baby step it seriously i mean and and when the urge overtakes you okay whatever if if you're super shy and the urge overtakes you to say fuck it and yank all your clothes off and streak down to the the pond and jump in don't think just do it you know what i mean at that moment in time but see i didn't start off butt naked no i started off topless yes and then as you get more comfortable in the surroundings you start undressing more the really shy one she was in a t-shirt and underwear right and then the next time i saw her i'm like oh my gosh she's naked she actually got naked well and but see you did it the right way that's just if you're really shy ease yourself into it because what i had to do and here's the everybody thinks somebody's looking at them they're not okay but i started to feel like people were looking at me because i was fully dressed i mean so i think when you're shy the problem is you start putting way more pressure on yourself to do shit that to to do or not do stuff and that's bad and and here's the here's the greatest part of the story after i did it after i got naked got into the pool okay remember there's only one way out of the pool too and it's just so everybody gets to see your ass yeah everybody gets it's the exact same way but it was the most liberating feeling in the world.

Because all of a sudden you're like, yeah, fuck yeah, I did that. You know, and that's what, okay. For those who couldn't make crazy summer nights, sometimes, okay, we have this perception that crazy is like out of control partying, right? It's not, yeah. Sometimes, well. It can be if you want it to be.

The craziest thing you can do is push yourself right and so that's what it was everybody had a laid-back weekend but when we were leaving today you know we had we had to drive two hours to go get donuts today because we're in the closer donut shop but all you heard all day long was people going i had a great fucking everybody was up super late okay so you think people that that normal after a long weekend was tired and like fucking kind of growly and whatever there was none of that everybody was like revived refreshed what do we hear we heard one person say dude i haven't thought about work all weekend long right we had somebody else go i totally went further out of my comfort shell somebody go you know uh they did what you know we talked about listen and they they took the weekend and and they were selfish they did something themselves they could have just stayed home and kept doing work but instead they took a chance and came out and we heard that all over and it was so cool because because when you're leaving on Saturday...

I loved his hammock. Yeah, no shit. His hammock kicked ass. But it was so cool when you're leaving on Sunday, and there's... Yeah, people are going to sleep good tonight. Let's not bullshit ourselves. Everybody's going to sleep goddamn good, because there's only so much... When you're fucking and sleeping on an air mattress, there's only so much rest you actually get. But nobody, I'll bet you, 95% of people get up tomorrow morning, Monday morning, and they're going to be, like, ready for the fucking week. Because it was, it recharges you. That's what, that's what we do.

That's what crazy summer nights.

So, you know, it's not like what crazy crazy winter nights will be it's a totally different ball game but instead it's going to be it's going to be uh uh really really it's refreshing it was like getting naked in an ice pool of water 47 years old and and my big accomplishment at my age 47 was i got in the pool with my penis exposed amongst swingers whatever the other thing okay before we gotta go to half but the other thing i gotta say that was really really badass because not everybody there was were swingers i mean nudist is like a fringe part of the life so it's another part of the lifestyle right again we continue to prove this point swingers and kinksters can play together and hang out together and get along swingers and nudists totally can hang out get along you know every fucking we had people there that were naturalists we had people there that were that are uh uh pansexual we had people there that buy both guys and gals we had people we had people there that you know all over and everybody got along and everybody had a good time it's seriously half already jesus christ okay all right we got to take a real quick break stay with with our Dr.

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That guy sounded just like he was at a monster truck show neat so what was your favorite part what was my favorite part uh okay this is gonna sound cheesy as fuck yeah okay this is gonna be okay all of you ladies okay top two is that better yeah sure all of you ladies get ready because you're gonna want my name and number after this i enjoyed stargazing i seriously did we did we sat out till like three o'clock in the morning living in the city and and getting out there and like just and you hear the subtle sounds of fucking around you just do the tents and cabins there was somebody that wasn't too far away and you just yeah damn she's having fun yeah that wasn't so subtle that was I want to go I have a feeling it was the one I loaned the air pump to no wonder they needed the air pump anyways but no so but I mean that was really you know we don't get away it was like this reconnection a reconnection where I'd never been in like guy.

Reconnect with nature. Yeah. Okay, that was probably, that was one. The other one I thought was just a blast was in the pool, listening to the stories in the pool.

Because it was like the ultimate bar scene, but everybody's naked in a pool and people are like flirting and bouncing and and uh the live went out the live went out and how do i restart it neat son of a bitch hit done and reopen it anyways so it was it was the you know it was like you had all these people like you know laughing and and then you just bob over to somebody else and i was like okay well that's pretty fucking cool and uh that was a blast that was pretty mean right i thought that was i thought that was really cool so for those that were watching us on our live facebook feed you're about to get to watch us again.

Yay! Motherfucking technical difficulties. Don't you love technology? Jesus. We did sit out and watch the stars and just stare at it for quite a while. Yeah. You want to know what my favorite part was? I do. I do want to know what your favorite part was. My top two favorite things was on Saturday morning, I was like one of the very first ones went up. I, like, the second one because one guy was going into the shower and getting to watch the sunrise over their pond. And then I turn around, and there's a rainbow. Yeah. That was pretty cool. And then my second favorite part was the dinner.

Oh, that was pretty badass. The only reason I thought the dinner was cool was everybody came in there as a community granted everybody was dressed right for dinner right everybody come into this one building and it was like it i wouldn't say compound because that sounds kind of kind of cultish but everybody together as a community, and you're sitting around tables talking and sharing your experiences and all that stuff, and it was a sense of overwhelming. And it was a spread, man. You want to talk about a spread of fucking food.

When you think about there is 125 acres,'re not seeing everybody no no but when everybody comes together you're like really is there really that many people here and and here's the other thing that's funny people look different with clothes on i mean seriously you have to like do a double take and stuff but but i mean that's cool but the spreader food because it was we we brought the main dish for the casbah and then everybody brought a side to share well it was a potluck so So, there was a mixture of everything. Dude, that counter was huge. Mm-hmm.

And it was a potluck so there was a mixture of everything dude there that counter was huge and it was full there was i mean it was like the first thanksgiving it was a fucking feast there was you name it it was there i just wanted to stand over by the dessert table oh my god but that's what's cool about it is it crazy summer nights was so much fun because it was like a okay they're in they're up they're in a small town or they're you know in the country they're not in a small town but by a small town but it gave you that small town feel all the way through i mean ronda and john are great they're that's the owners and they're awesome and laura's awesome she's a manager uh and so they make you feel you know like part of everything anyways but then everybody there does also and you're just like it's like going with your grandparents not your grandkids no but i mean it's like going to an event like when you were back when you were a kid at a small town social and i mean like if you left hungry saturday night it's because you were dumbass.

I mean, that was, they have a band. One of their regulars put together a band out there of other lifestyle musicians that they played. That was really cool. And the older gentleman was so cute.

Because he was telling me that he was a bachelor you know rock on he was i'm bad at guessing ages but i'm gonna guess he was probably 70s 80s right he was part of the nudist part yep he came up and he was telling us that he was a bachelor and well what you know his dinner planned and i said yes and the gal with me is like you bring a side he goes but i didn't bring one i said it doesn't matter just come join us he's like no no i'll grill he goes no no i'll grill i said no just come in there there'll be plenty of food you'll be just fine well i'll come check it out and he sat there and ate well he should there was playing what was cool was they do announcements so dinner is at a set time and you can tell the regulars you know our group they had to say okay we had to go what time's dinner yeah they are like you need to come up here and they do announcements and they do and but this you know there's they've got the old tractor and the old pickup out in the woods on the property like all the newbies you got to go get a picture with that i mean you got it i got to, I mean, because you've just been here a long time.

The coolest thing was, I didn't know. I didn't know at the end, you know, what was going to be the feedback from people because, no, it wasn't like a typical crazy over-the-top people just passed out, slobbering, drunk all over a party. And everybody was like, dude, we can't wait to do this again. We can't wait for next year. We can't wait for next year. And that's fucking awesome.

as a party and everybody was like dude we can't wait to do this again we can't wait for next year we can't wait for next year and that's fucking awesome as as a party planner and a party host it's like you're moving them to the left um as a planning host whatever that's what you want to hear and everybody's like fuck yeah this is a blast you know and that was that was fucking that was fucking sweet that was absolutely it was fucking okay look if you miss this party okay if you miss because you had other stuff going on i get it but if it's because you were afraid to do it don't miss it again don't fucking do that at all because like you you just don't want to do that i'm telling you you can tell i'm like revived it like it totally i don't know we don't do enough of that stuff okay and okay so we'll go to not a question but i'm so fucking tired of a form a form of this whole thing.

Look, if in the lifestyle, I think this would be a great rule of thumb to have.

Before you judge anybody else that you run into in the lifestyle, as a swinger, okay, you need to line them and yourself and everybody else naked against the wall know nothing about anybody and then try to judge because when you do that then all of a sudden you know well hey maybe maybe just maybe there would be less drama in the lifestyle just just throwing it out there somewhat you know i mean but don't oh my god if we would all be open-minded to try stuff what's really funny is some of the people in this case i'm known as one of these super confident people but it took people that if you ask them they would say they're super shy and and reserved right it took them to get mr.

fucking center of tension spotlight attention whore Cole it took them to get me motivated to do it because they got motivated so what you do really does make a difference like your actions in the lifestyle don't think they go unnoticed mm-hmm and that I mean that doesn't just play for crazy summer nights that's anything right so if you're in a meet and greet and you go ahead and you walk up to the new couple and like introduce yourself okay that action doesn't go unnoticed by the same token if you're an experienced person and you like are like all snotty to the new people and don't include them that doesn't go unnoticed right so everything we do in the lifestyle it all ties fucking together you you make a choice you make a difference by the little things like being supportive be okay i'm not gonna lie you know we meet we meet a lot of people a lot of more people know who we are than we can remember all their names and we try right okay it's a new experience hugging naked people when you're not naked you just got through your dress and they know you okay that's a new experience i mean it's a it's a yeah it's a comfort zone thing but you know that that's the kind of shit you i'm glad we did i'm glad that you know i'll use more sunblock next time did you get a little sunburn i did let's not touch my arms that hurts like hell they're hot they're really hot imagine they're on fire sunscreen okay dippy didn't put it on till way later whoops um Another couple got pretty burnt.

I didn't put sunscreen on that much. I didn't get burnt. My face, my nose, and my cheeks are a little burnt. And your... And then getting a different shirt on for this thing. I brushed across my nipples, and I went, oh, shit. Because I didn't want to get sunscreen and piercings. And so Amanda's nipples are a little tender. It'll go away quick. Shall I squeeze them? No, that won't hurt. Just don't pinch them. Oh, can I flick them? No. Oh, okay. What? It's not. It's a kink. It's a fetish. Oh, whatever. Shut up. It is what it is. Yes, there were some people getting pretty fucking toasty.

Actually, a lot of people didn't. There was a few of them that did. Tammy said she burnt her butt really bad. I'm like, ouch. Have fun sitting too. Hopefully she stands at work. A lot of standing. Well, and that, you know, there were some people we were surprised. There were some people I was surprised showed up. We didn't know if it was going to show up. And I was like, fucking sweet.

And I don't know people you become totally different out there it it take risks do something you've never done before fucking go for it you know jump in the pool with your penis all turtled it's worth it in the grand scheme of things if you look around you weren't the only one at the it doesn't matter though okay that's that's like the real the real reality of it it doesn't matter at that moment in time i was pretty sure that i think there was like there had to be 130 140 people there i was pretty sure them and anybody else anywhere that could was looking at my penis i mean that's the mindset we get into.

Yeah, that's true. But the thing is, they've all been there. Every single person there at some point in time, it was their first time. And I think we forget about that. And that's when everybody's been the first time. So whatever you do in the lifestyle, remember, we've all been there.

It was our first time at some point in time doing whatever it is whether going to a house party whether it's you know going to there was a couple there that this was their first lifestyle event that they'd went to i mean and they were fucking jazz we talked about with bone when we talked about uh bone fires how a couple was their first big lifestyle event you know what fucking kudos kick ass your first one now that we didn't do that we wouldn't have done that on our first one we'd be like yep nope I mean fucking rock on your first one and you go for that that fucking you're gonna do well in the lifestyle kids keep up the great work you know I mean that's pretty fucking cool all the way across the board and there's some and there's a whole bunch of people in our group Thank you.

you're gonna do well in the lifestyle kids keep up the great work you know i mean that's pretty fucking cool all the way across the board and there's some and there's a whole bunch of people in our group that were already talking before they left we're going to talk to the pines about sign up for our future weekends that's how much they fucking enjoyed it it was relaxing yeah it was now we need one closer we need one a little bit closer yeah five hours is a drive It was a little bit now you know the other exciting thing though about natural pines i gotta say this to you uh because we were talking to folks this last week in arkansas and they had went to uh camp in fort in uh um fort smith arkansas and there were some people that were up from texas that had also had asked if they knew anything about this crazy crazy summer night thing going on really yeah exactly awesome and they were like no but we really want to go to we want to go to the pines so you know all you guys out there listening visit the pines go out give them an opportunity look uh we i can't say how it compares i say it was a great experience.

I can't say how it compares because obviously we've never been to any other news resorts. But I'm telling you, don't miss it. It was a great first experience. Yeah, apparently they don't do a lot of stuff during the winter. I feel like I'm cold. Naked ice skating? Oh. No, I'm out. Then I would have no feeling. Yeah, yeah. I'm turtle too. Woo, woo. You know. I'd have a stocking cap on my penis. Brock. I'm out. You're out if it's 60 degrees, you think it's cold.

I brought a jacket and pants with me, and I'm glad I did, because in the evening the evening Friday night I put my jacket and my pants on that's right you did and I wasn't the only one what did you set her in I don't know I was busy I had on my birthday I have my cover-up that's almost like it looks like a full-length dress no that's right and I pretty much kept that on but I was dancing all night long so my legs are very sore but I was dancing all night long and that kept me pretty warm yeah that was people had fun with that oh and by the way I gotta give another shout out to the plants my god there's so much stuff I gotta thank you for uh they saved they did fireworks for us yeah they did fireworks for your birthday they saved fireworks for my birthday and they put on like it was probably like a half hour fireworks show for my birthday which is it was a huge shout out that was a first for me no one's ever written fireworks for me before for my birthday even when you went to walt disney world uh didn't you watch it over cinderella's castle it wasn't it wasn't for me though they apparently did it for everybody uh versus just now i know i was being a smart uh yeah no but they actually yeah so that was pretty cool so they had fireworks for me they they were they were super kudos to leon for queuing proud to be an american no shit leon did a great job leon is is if you need a good dj leon let leon know you let us know we'll I'm getting in touch with him, he does a great job.

Leon is, if you need a good DJ, let Leon know. Let us know. We'll get you in touch with Leon. He does a great job. And yeah, he was like right on point. Plus he was really good to play whatever I requested. I got a little tips here because it was my birthday. I went to play some Elvis. He actually did like four or five songs in a row. Four or five songs in a row, yeah. That was awesome. I was like, fuck yeah. I was the only one dancing at that point in time. It was a video of you dancing to the Jackson 5. That was kind of funny. What video? What? It's on Facebook. It is? Yeah.

In our secret group? Uh-huh. Really? Yeah. Okay, well, there we go. It's just a very short clip. Well, pardon me. Of you trying to dance like Michael Jackson I am so glad that we have that for press but you really when did I do that I must have been drunk nine and midnight really thanks a million yeah you did I know that there's videotape of the penis cake We'll be right back. Really thanks a million. I didn't know it was video tape. Yeah, you did I know that there's videotape of the penis cake the penis and boob cake. Yeah, I did that. It was a live I love you so much dear. See this way.

You need to be part of our secret Facebook page It was when you decided to put all the whipped cream and have your mouth sticking out.

I said, you know represents Penis on the cake And you're like oh it does I didn't think that through real well That was hilarious The cake was awesome A big shout out to Shelly Who made that cake for us And she is awesome And homemade fondant The boobs look real nice and nipples I didn't pick them off during the during during the during the the appropriate time i picked the nipples off and ate those and a big shout out to carol made me a a red cake red velvet red velvet it's not a red cake well yeah red velvet cake uh which is awesome and so you know i'm taking this i was pretty spoiled for birthday weekend yeah you were it sucks at that at the end now i'm just fucking 47 and who fucking cares about that shit can we go a little further no please don't you feel like you owe me i was nice to you when you're on your birthday i think i gave you a birthday month no you didn't i'm pretty sure i did i believe i will have to go I looked at the shows and I spoiled you rotten.

No. You're wrong. Oh, Shelly also made Fuck Off Fingers, which is awesome. Oh, she did. Cookies. Yep, the cookies. Not just fingers. Not just fingers. She made cookies. She's killing people and serving their fingers. It's weird. No, she made the cookies. Yeah. And I got to think, oh, my God, I got three bottles of Captain Morgans. Rhonda got me from the All-Star Game, Major League Baseball All-Star Game, got me a cap. I actually got, I need to give a shout-out to Jeff, who got me really cool patches to go with our Crazy Casbah patches. This is not a choice, it's a lifestyle.

You got me those for my birthday. So that was pretty fucking cool. I got lots of birthday kisses. Being a swinger at your birthday is a wonderful fucking thing. No spankings, though. I got one swat, and somebody asked me if I wanted to spank it. I'm like, no. No, I'm out.

Look, as we've gotten more and more with the King community, there's no way in god's green earth that i'm gonna do spankings because here's the deal i'm pretty sure i could have borrowed a paddle well that that's just it it's no longer just a spanking at 47 you're running a fucking gauntlet that okay and who there's some shit that's coming out of there that's gonna fucking fuck your shit up oh and our good friend uh bones but i request on the on the facebook page to send me dick pictures so he's such a smart ass he's smart ass so what are we getting those yeah i mean it's a lot of fun our group is fucking a shit ton of fun we've been getting all kinds of shit so there's so much i i mean you just get to make out with everybody when it's your birthday.

It is so fucking cool. Seriously. They're like, because there was a couple girls, oh, come here, let me give you a birthday kiss. And I was like, okay. I'm trying to think of Saturday, if I even sat down. I didn't see you. I got in the pool once, but I was busy all day long. Well, not that kind of busy. But I was busy. Dirty, dirty corn.

I went for a walk walk And I did a bunch of Reiki Treatments You were the one That could have relaxed them And then fucking blown them It was relaxing though Yeah, well You know I'm just saying You could have fucking I enjoyed it Take it out Yeah, actually I had For you know When you put on your own party It's usually a lot of work and shit Like totally This is less relaxed After a fucking This is not how We're gonna feel After crazy winter nights Duh I can only tell you This will not even be Anywhere close No So that Okay So now that we We've lived through Crazy summer nights That's just it Now everybody's like So what's next What's next So we've got another Camp out coming up In two weeks Back at At Nomaooza.

And then we've got, basically starting tomorrow, it's all full bore crazy water nights. Yes. Don't fucking roll your eyes at that. What makes you think I was rolling mine? Because you roll your fucking, I've been with you 27 years. You better roll your fucking eyes. I know what the fuck that looks like. On a podcast, they can't see that. They could pick it up.

That was a was a pretty solid eye roll they might be able to have heard that i think you could hear them clunk when they went back then clunk clunk cold doing something stupid again getting all kinds of fucking shit yeah so no but that's that's this was we needed this to get ready for this huge push for crazy winter nights yes because crazy crazy winter nights is the other extreme like the exact opposite other extreme it's busy it's busy and and it's gonna be the party for us not for everybody else no this is fun for everybody it's gonna be fun for everybody else and it'll be fun for us too but this year at crazy winter nights if you don't want to sleep for the whole weekend like you like i'm just gonna fucking you know hookers and blah i'm just gonna go fucking stay awake for the whole weekend you we will have stuff going on for you to do the entire weekend that you would not actually have to go to sleep if you don't want to so that that's gonna be that's gonna be the time they can hear that eye roll too weird that's the type of stuff that wasn't an eye roll that's a who doesn't want to sleep oh well i mean people you get done fucking you're you're hungry you're thirsty you want to see what else is going on you're prowling the hallways so yeah so that's gonna oops so that's gonna be that's gonna be uh that's the other extreme so this is like the good grounding that we needed and you all right there a little bit of chill really what's going on there you touch that's what it is you touch your nipples on the table i'm cold shush it i think it's because you touch your nipples just saying oh my god they're not that sore they're warm but they're not that sore We'll test that there later Break out the clothespins Snip, snip Anyways, yeah, so we like So here's the deal, kids Next year, if you didn't go this year If you went this year, you gotta let us know If you had as good a time as we think you did If you didn't go, you gotta let us know If you want to go Because going to be time to see if we're going to do this again we're going to do it again if it's nothing else just for us i mean i mean no seriously i mean even it's just us just going and chill out right at the at the pines we we will do that again just for us because right that fucking relaxing that much fun and recharging of light energy and by the way they do have you're not out in the middle of nowhere I mean you are but they have Wi-Fi and you know coffee makers and electricity and check that well I mean I think some people you know we talk about all some going people gonna go well fuck is it just like you're cut off no no I mean they were making the stores to run for booze and ice and smokes and, you know, I mean, all this stuff.

So they are, it is a modern facility. Yes. It's not like you're just like, you know, great news, go dig a hole somewhere. There's your bathroom. It's nothing like that. You know. Granted, I know there's places like that, but.

Right, but yeah, this gives you a nice mix mix so when you go to the planet remember you can they can take trailers big campers there's some fucking big ass campers and i like the one with the back porch on it yeah yeah that was gorgeous i mean there's some like motorhome bus motorhomes and they're still gonna take huge campers they got tons of tent spots they've got uh what are those one tents called glapping tent glapping tents they've got a couple glapping tents they've got a couple of rvs that they have there that they keep that are that you can rent they've got cabin cab yeah a house a house that's what they put us up in thank you very much we appreciate that that was awesome there's, for every, whatever you're wanting, you know, I mean, if you're a camper, if you're, if you want a tent, whatever, they've got it.

They have spaces available. So you absolutely want to go and take a gander out there and visit those guys and see. And like I said, their activities, I'd like to go out and just see some of their other activities. We should do the 5K run sometime out there. We used do that kind of stuff i think it'd be fun running naked i don't know about running naked i'm giggling at myself when i giggle with that it's not at anybody else i'm picturing myself i wouldn't run naked why um for one i have thicker thighs so i would chafe really, really bad.

And girls really don't want boobs flopping like that, so you'd have to want them supported. Supported or taped down? That look was fucking prices. You're like, uh... I've never taped down my boobs, so I wouldn't know. Well, we can try that.

But I want them held to my body, so they don don't just not that mine are big enough to give me a black eye but it hurts when grab when you hit the pavement and they jerk down it's not the most comfortable thing you probably know that oh i'm assuming from nuts bouncing around maybe as i get older they tend to string lower so yes i would tie them up and wrap them around throw them on my shoulder like i got none of those older. Do your balls hang low. Yeah, I would do that. Yeah. We could go. We could have matching tape. In the end, I'll tape my balls to my legs. We'll tape your boobs down.

We can run as a team. We can put, like, glow stuff on. We'll be like 80s wham running through them. Cole might be a little sleep deprived. I definitely maybe should have had one or two less rum and cokes and one or two more glasses of water. I've seen you. I've trained for half marathons and kicked my ass doing it and ran for months and months and months. You decided that you felt bad and ran one with me. Dumbest goddamn thing I ever did. Drank, smoked, everything up until the weekend and ran five frickin' miles nonstop. I'm like, how the hell did you do that? I am a machine. I am the machine.

And then you paid for it. Yeah, exactly. How many others have I done with you since then? None. Yeah, see, there's the difference. I shot my whole load on that first five miles on the first one. After that, it was all downhill from there. Yeah, so no, that's, yeah. No. You've got to get in shape. We're going to do that. So if I fall, you can carry me to the rest of the woods. No, I'll leave you and come back with the meal later. We'll send staff out to get you at a later date. Perfect. No, but I think that's cool. They come running if they think something's wrong. Oh, my God.

That was so fucking funny. That was so funny. Tell the story. Tell the story. I was doing a Reiki down by the lake. Because that's where we, I said, where would you like to do it? How about down by the lake? Okay, so for those said where would you like to do it how about down by the lake okay so if those who don't know reiki is like energy healing energy healing yes so grounding centering chakras and this other person is strongly into that so she's like i want to lay on the ground and i said awesome we'll do it on the ground so we did it by the lake she wanted her feet.

And I said, that's awesome. I'm working around and I'm like within two seconds of being done. And here comes the mule screaming down the hill. And I said, gosh, I wonder if they just can't find Cole or what? And the guy jumps out. Oh my gosh, is she okay? I'm like, we both look at him and go, we're fine. Well, they said that she fell down. No, she sat down. And then she laid down. She was just fine. And we're all laughing. So then he was pretending to do CPR, and she was jumping her legs. And then the other gal goes, you better quit before someone calls an ambulance.

Well, because the whole pool, I was in the pool during this. And I told you what we were doing. And all of a sudden, the pool was like, what there? And the whole pool shifted. The tide changed. The tide changed. Everybody stopped their conversations and floated to one side to see what was going on. It was funny because I looked up and I'm like... That just shows they care. It does show they care. It shows they care. They were all over about it. He came.

Two run just screaming on the side by side down the hill and he had a panicked look in his face i'm like um hello her husband's i think a nurse they should have been more panicked when i got in the pool because it was kind of cold at first and i thought i was gonna have a heart attack. Oh, God. This feels so good. I mean, it felt great, but it just took the first two minutes of shock factor and when everything just rattled around. Oh, I held my breath. I thought I might pass that, getting in the pool. I wouldn't know if you were coming or not. Huh? You hold your breath when you come. I do.

So if you'd have held your mouth then, I'm like, water's getting her off. No. The pool's getting her off. You'd have been popular as fuck if you could have said the pool made you squirt. Thank you squirt. No. That's not allowed in the pool. No. No sexual activity. Granted, there wasn't really any activity. No, it was like the precursor. The pool was like the lounge. Okay. I mean, that's true. It was, yeah. It was. That was like.

They just needed a bar all the way around it yeah so you could set your cups they had made a fortune so yeah but i mean that that was like the precursor because everybody was like you know and then you saw all kinds of shit from there which is guess what time it is noon time to wrap it up there sweet pea oh jesus okay all right so hey here right. So, hey, here's the thing. Thanks for listening to us about Crazy Summer Nights. Thank you, everybody who came out there. Thank you, Natural Pines, for having Crazy Kazma and having us out there for my birthday and for our group.

We absolutely loved it. Again, I can't tell you all enough. If you get a chance, you need to make sure that you go and visit the Pines. You can reach them at www.naturalpinesresort.com. Jesus. Yeah, so make sure you visit them. And don't forget Crazy Winter Nights. It's coming up, man. You want to visit and get your tickets and hotel and everything else, www.crazy, well, that's crazy with a K, winternights.com. You can visit our Patreon. You can follow us on Twitter, at Truth Crazy. You can follow our Facebook page, which is Crazy Truth.

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