Krazy Truth #63 Keeping it Wet, Hard and Real!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Natural Pines, the adult playground. Over 128 acres for your lifestyle, alternative lifestyle and nudist fun pools fishing activities every single weekend visit them all they have activities every weekend let them know that your friend casbah send them at www.naturalpines.com naturalpinesresort.com tell them casbah sent you, you're gonna have to bear with us a little bit today Because we're doing things a little bit different, a little bit new today Yeah, I can't hear you at all on the headphones There we go Alright, so this is gonna be a challenging show I couldn't hear the intro music I couldn't hear anything you just said, so perfect Hey, you crazy motherfers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth I am your host with the most, I am Cole And I am here with the mute, lovely, lovely Miss Amanda I'm gonna be reading lips all fucking day long And we are in season 2, this will be 32 uh but actually for the season this will be episode 64. you know what we're getting close to? what's that? 69. i'm gonna do something special for episode 69. what? oh yeah but just an fyi yeah that the intro music and normally we can hear a lot and clear our headphones couldn't hear a thing i just barely picked up the words no it played i picked it up in the words but it just like yeah i don't know we'll figure it out whatever uh so hey uh so you know the cool thing i'm gonna start with here is the big announcement. That's right. We have released the dates, the times, and everything for the huge, huge, and this year really is going to be huge, crazy winter nights. Formal slash black tie optional hotel, true hotel takeover. So, kids, if you don't know, you need to follow us on Twitter uh you need to get on the page but that's right tickets are now available for january 17th to the 19th crazy winter nights in omaha nebraska to kind of give you an idea uh we have the entire hotel a nearly 400 room hotel which will fill very very quickly we have over 80 000 square feet of conference room uh which and banquets and halls which we will fill very very quickly we're gonna have a huge vendor fair we're gonna have panels going on we've got some of the top uh sexverts and kink folks in the nation coming in we're the place we bring kink and swingers together we're gonna have an 8 000 square foot dungeon running 24 hours a day we're going to have a adult playroom strip poker cards against humanity dirty jenga you name it we have an orgy room uh and don't forget we have a friday night the friday night party is leather and lace uh panels running all day saturday and saturday night's a big dance uh formal uh whatever we're going to give out the second annual casbah lifestyler of the year award and that night we'll have our house band the midnight devils playing as well as a live dj at the same time in the 23 000 square foot ballroom
Speaker2: I don't know. Kazba Lifestyler of the Year award. And that night we will have our house band, the Midnight Devils, playing as well as a live DJ
Speaker1: at the same time in the 23,000 square foot ballroom. It's going to be the shun nizzle. So make sure that you're there. If you want tickets, you need to let us know. You actually go to www.crazy-Y, winternights.com. And you can buy tickets today. So the sooner you buy tickets, the better off you are because the way you're late, the more expensive they get. So make sure you sign up. Kitties, just saying. So there we go. All right. So can you hear me on your headset?
Speaker2: This isn't even picking me up. So, you're not even currently. Hmm. Well. Are we going to have to share a microphone tonight? I know we might. All right. You know what? This is what we do in this world. I move i heard that we adapt we adapt we overcome and we share because we like each other a lot so anyways all right so let's start off with some questions shall we question number one what the fuck are we doing no i'm kidding uh that won't be our first question question number one uh i love this one this comes to us and we're sure we didn't do this one i which one is it i don't think so i don't think so either so we're gonna if we have if we have we will see whether or not we'd answer the question the same way there you go that could be what could possibly go wrong? All right. So TJ and Austin from Nashville, Tennessee. I don't know. Home of Elvis. Love it. Love y'all. Baby. Sent us a question. Shaved or not shaved? So we are new and trying to fit in. We know girls shave or wax. what about the guys oh that might have done that one we did do that one yeah we did do that one so remember what our answer was there you go jesus we're we're on fire tonight kids okay so we're gonna go and go to the next question god it's almost like an anniversary show yeah you know it is what it is what the hell uh okay so the next question uh comes to us oh no i don't like that one nope i don't want to do that one either nope some questions are kind of lame we'll get to, but they're not a lot of fun. All right, so Bob and Mary. Bob and Mary from New York. I just knocked down the one-two-picking. Just throwing shit around. Bob and Mary from New York. Their question, they are a relatively new couple in the lifestyle. Okay? Okay. Rock on. And as a new couple, they are a, when it comes to condoms, they are a couple's choice couple. Okay. Okay. And so what their question is, is they have ran into some people that, they ran into a situation where some people got really offended by that and like like kind of like yelled at them about it and they felt bad and they really didn't know what to do and so they're wondering if is it really even that is that even really an option that's a great question i like that question you've got this look like no because i only heard The question is, is is is that is it okay that they're a their their preference when it comes to condoms is that it's partner's choice basically right but they ran into a situation where they got yelled at about that they were treated shitty because somebody else had their own opinion and so because basically because people don't know don't know how to behave and they don't know how to do, they got treated shitty.
Speaker1: So they're like, should we, is that just a bad thing? Look, when it comes to sex and safe sex, right, and there are people, and most of the websites will give you an option to put what your preferences are. your preference do you prefer it's always condoms do you prefer you know a couple choice do you never use condoms there's a lot of different options okay so like we say so many times with everything else there isn't necessarily a right or wrong answer no okay the thing is is that it you have to be able to the key is you have to be honest and up front okay that that's the first thing look i'm i'm we've been doing this a long time now a long time okay if every single couple that actually put always condom actually always use condoms i would be fucking amazed because it's amazing how much in the heat of heat of the moment that shit can get just totally thrown out the window maybe it's just people being selective it's i think it's people being selective and i think there's is a certain image that goes with it no one look no one wants to compete they're they're dirty they don't play clean here's the thing there are people we know people that don't use condoms okay are they upping I'm not going they're dirty. They don't play clean. Here's the thing. There are people, we know people that don't use condoms. Okay. Are they upping their risk? Yes. Absolutely they are. But here's the deal. You know what? It doesn't, there's not a right or wrong thing that doesn't make them unsafe. I know people that use condoms that never get tested because they believe if they use a condom, well, they don't ever have to get tested. So it's the person that always uses a condom but never get tested because they believe if they use a condom well they don't ever have to get tested so is the person that always uses a condom but never gets tested really any safer than the person that never uses condom but gets tested every month or every other month there's a percentage though well there's a percentage but the reality is it depends on how you get late but but no but there's a percentage of of people percentage but the reality is it depends on how you get late but but no but there's a percentage of of people that there's stds that you can get whether you wear a condom or not well yes and that and that's what people don't understand number one you have to be tested number two you know for a long time we were we were it was it's it's always been optional we that's you know whatever but it's always about respecting the other couple you're with so now the ones okay here's the ones i think are complete bullshit that a guy has to use a condom with the girl but he doesn't have to use a condom with with anybody else that's bullshit that i mean because i've not yet met a guy that's just like you know what you know the best part about going out on saturday night is what's that honey fucking putting on a condom god i love those things no one has ever said that in the eternity of sex right and no one's ever going to say that okay because we every guy we have issues we have issues put him on whatever we have a million one issues so the thing is is that uh it's not fair that oh hey great so i have to use a kind of fuck your wife but you don't have to want to fuck my wife yeah no yeah wrap it up junior now a lot of people though it depends on why they're doing it some people do it because of for fear of pregnancy right but the reality is pregnancy is not the biggest thing you should be afraid of well but you can't get pregnant no so so there's other things that are a definite higher fear factor than the pregnancy for you so i mean it's just one of those things where it's like you know i think that what what bob and mary ran into was an asshole couple okay it's not that their rules were asshole we're not saying at all let's don't send me hate mail actually do some hate mail but don't send me shit bitch i'm not saying that their rules are wrong i'm just saying if your rules and another couple rules aren't the same scroll past it or or move along or just go okay not hook up it's okay the thing is is that if a partner is partner's choice right if one couple is partner's choice and the other one's condoms only then the partner's choice will it says partner's choice yeah so you're willing to go either way yeah you're willing to go either way yes and okay why we're on the subject i'm going to put this out here if you have allergies to or allergic or whatever to certain types of condoms like it's got to be latex only or can't be latex or whatever the the case may be. Totally understandable. Not something you can help. We get that. Bring your own. At that point in time, it is always your responsibility to bring your own because here's the deal. You know what? I don't have any allergies to it. Right. So I'm not going to go out and buy special condoms accordingly. So if you need special condoms and whatever, you should have the common decency to bring those condoms for yourself. And we know some people that do. We do. And I'm not going to hold this motherfucker the whole time. Really? Uh-huh. We can put it between us. Look, we're having sex on the podcast. That's going to play well on the radio, won't it? My God, what the hell is going on? What are they doing? Okay. But seriously, I think people forget that sometimes. They don't understand the fact that they need to... If you need special accommodations, whatever it might be, same with lube. I know a gal that is allergic to latex and she brings her own condoms with her and because this way she never has to worry about not having the right condom right and it's the same with lube right because some people are allergic to certain types of lube right so if you're allergic to a certain type of lube or a certain type of whatever you need to be responsible for bringing those right because if you go ahead and bring those then what happens is you don't have to worry about it right i i don't think anybody will ever be like oh no no no no i only want to buy my walmart or i only want to wear my walmart condoms not your walmart condoms i don't i just don't think anybody's gonna give two fuck no that isn't that isn't the way this rolls no at all so now if a person like if a guy were to go well i can't use them because well then it goes down the come up with other ways now now okay here's what's interesting just this week i was talking to a condom company right okay and and one of the things that they were talking about was that slippage is a common occurrence in condoms so it can like slip off or get ski jawed it's like putting on a sock wrong you know when you put your sock on all crooked and you put it in your foot it doesn't feel quite right because it crinkles weird the same thing can happen with a condom okay that that is they've done research that that's one of the biggest that's a boner killer and now we've just informed a whole lot of guys i've got a new excuse but but i mean seriously or that they're too tight okay this company happens to be one that has 60 different sizes of condoms. But, I mean, they've actually been said, but that's, you know. But for the most part, the condom itself does not cause you to go down.
Speaker2: I don't care.
Speaker1: I don't care what the scientific research is.
Speaker3: Well, putting it on can.
Speaker1: Putting it down. Shooting it like a dog.
Speaker2: Down!
Speaker3: Putting it on has cause issues for some guys, and they get really flustered by it.
Speaker1: Yeah, but that's not the condom's fault. Look, because I'm that guy we're talking about. Let's just lay it out there. You're not the only one. No, but I get in a wrestling match with condom packages. Well, I fucking do. I know. Look, it's just, if you want to see something funny, watch me open a ketchup package at McDonald's. It's the exact same thing. Although I usually have a heart on it. Now I have to open a ketchup package. I'm just saying. But it's the same thing. I start wrestling with this fucking thing. I can sit here when there's nobody around and I can open condom packages all day long. Weep. They'll open up just like a dream. And I can put them on and put them on bananas and fruits and the dog. It wouldn't fucking matter. Right? Nothing. But as soon as I get it when I have a boner and I'm doing it because i need the condom for something other than a balloon it's like opening a bag of fucking chips i you're i can tear out the little corners i can i can't get into it for anything so then you have this 250 pound guy with the heart on going away quick sweating profusely kind of like I'm gonna have a heart attack sweating wrestling with this itty bitty fucking condom wrapper now my hands are all wet and sweaty and so from wrestling with this thing when i finally get it open either the condom's gonna go shooting out like chips all over the room which is a distinct possibility or uh if i'm not that lucky i'll finally get it out and it's like putting the contact in wrong you know it's just do you have it then also i'm trying to get it on my dick by this point in time my dick's tired now i had bored i had one guy that was like well i can't put it he goes well i have issues with with condoms give it here so i take it i open it and i put it on seductively and he goes points at his wife he goes see that works okay now wait a minute i want to put a disclaimer in here right here if you're in that situation don't point at your wife and go see dumbass dumbass. That's how you do it. It wasn't like that. It was like, we can do this all the time that way. Yeah. Look, for a long time, I wouldn't ask for help. No. Instead, I would just go into a panic attack. See, the reason your dick starts to go soft in that, all the blood that's rushed to your dick is now rushing to your heart because it thinks you're having a heart attack okay so then when you do get on and then you're trying to force you know something that's designed to wrap around something hard then you're just like trying to squeeze it's like trying to squish mashed potatoes into a into a ziploc bag that's what it's like and it doesn't work so finally yes i'll ask i just tell people now yeah here's the deal you want to work on because i told you to it is have them open it have them put it on this all came back around to what she told me to do see honey uh but yes now and here's guys i'm going to tell you you will never I've yet to have a woman get offended by saying that.
Speaker2: Look, here's the, I need help, you need to put it on. Because guess what?
Speaker1: By the time that you're supposed to be putting the condom on, she's all wet and gooey ready for it.
Speaker2: So, as much as I'm sure it's entertaining to watch me wrestle with the condom package, it's much more entertaining to watch me get it on and start fucking.
Speaker3: So, I mean, I've never once had a woman that was like, fuck you, dude. Do it never had that i've put one on with my mouth uh-huh yeah there's and amanda will be teaching class on this there'll be a special youtube channel it'll be amanda's dick channel and we're pretty excited to release it amanda what do you have to say about that um so anyway so yeah so that i mean that's that's like a huge that's like a huge that's a big thing but but just taking uh outside the studio stay worth the races my gosh anyway so so that's a big thing don't be afraid to ask but if you do not practice the same rules of safe sex as another couple okay getting back to the questions. See how I circled around with that? Oh, yeah, you did. That was nice.
Speaker1: Segway, baby. Here's the deal. Don't be a fucking ass clown. If your rules and their rules are not the same, that's okay. That's totally 100% okay. Don't be an ass clown. If you're not comfortable fucking them, then move on. Then don't fuck them. But don't give them a lecture in the process. No. Because that part's not hot. No. Then you'll write it, then somebody writes it into a podcast and we talk about it on a podcast about you fucking being a douchebag. See how that works out?
Speaker3: Yep, I sure do.
Speaker1: You know what? Okay, so this is really weird. I have no sense of time. I'm keeping track. Oh, yeah? Ish. Ish? Because I have. It's like I've never done this before. The share of a microphone thing is kind of awkward. It is a little bit, but until... Well, because I feel like I had to keep... I feel like we're like a couple of giraffes going to get ready to fight over a microphone or something seriously no i'm actually tethered because i don't have a lot of space because that's where i like it damn it really took you a minute yeah it did take me a minute daddy uh daddy's girl. Just saying. Nummy. Anyways.
Speaker3: So, no.
Speaker2: See, now I'm completely butterflied.
Speaker1: Just a little bit. Just a fucking. Just a scotch.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So, actually, that question leads really well. We got another question, and this question came to us from Montana.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Montana. Montana. Is that our first one from Montana? One of the first ones. They just got radio. They just got what? Radio. Radio. Really? It's an asshole. So I say you get up and you run away. Jesus fucking Christ. Okay. So this question comes to us from michelle and it really ties right in with it ties right in with the whole condom question to i mean to a degree uh because she is she's been in the life so well she's currently uh a single female in the life so has played as a couple whatever none of that has any relevance then why bring it up Thank you. a single female in the life. So it's played as a couple, whatever. None of that has any relevance. Then why bring it up? Because, oh my lord, it's because she put it in the letter. Oh. I'm just being all inclusive. Okay. I want to back story, man. So anyways, her question is about Lou. Because she is at she is uh someone she enjoys sex obviously but if it's a long session then she can get dried out and it can start to hurt well i i i doubt she's the only one no but i have no idea age range or anything else like say but she doesn't feel comfortable bringing lube like she at home she has like a bottle of lube like we do but she doesn't feel comfortable stopping for lube and want to know if what recommendations we would have for to solve something like that out in public and I mean i don't know i figured you'd have a better
Speaker3: answer i remember like the lube sticks and they make products right that you can they make products that you can insert if you have like a constant like if you're hitting menopause and everything kind of dries out they have have a lube that you can um insert it's like a little bean looking thing okay that you can insert so it's a magic bean and then it dissolves and it makes it very uh what lubricated so it's a water bean and it's supposed to last for like seven days or something okay so so okay so there's so the big thing is there's products out there that she could get that she could discreetly use ahead of time ahead of time like how much i don't know how long did how long were you supposed to put that in ahead of time was that like it lasts for seven days you don't want to use it right before here because it's a mess known from experience because i tried it once so so okay so like if she was going to go to a mess. Known from experience, because I tried it once. So, okay. So, like, if she was going to go to a party over the weekend, like, pop it in on a Thursday? I mean, seriously. If she was going to go to a party, I would pop it in on, like, on a Wednesday. Really? Okay. Mm-hmm. But you don't, it's not, like, 20 minutes before you have sex. Quick, fucking. No, that's messy. Well, then maybe she was a squirter. But it doesn't, but will it survive a longer session? I guess that's kind of my question. I would assume so. I don't know. I haven't had one. Well, you said you tried one. Well, I tried it, but I don't remember. We didn't have like a seven-day session. No. If anybody was interested in doing a seven-day nonstop sex session, please let us know. Can say what it is the name of it yeah absolutely say what it is uh jeanette because she's asking on facebook okay on our world famous she's like where can i find that your big discount store and probably any drug store it's in the honestly in the feminine hygiene okay section is a box of it. And Summer's Eve might make it. It's called like Replens or something like that. Is there different types of brands? I mean, I'm not trying to tell you. No, I don't know. I haven't really shopped for it. Someone else was shopping for it. And she goes, do you want to try one? And I'm like, sure, why not? It's like a Viagra for guy you know there's some people whether they had surgery and some of that uh comes it comes into play you know like me having a hysterectomy it has the lubrication is different and it doesn't last as long so when that happens it uh you need you need alternatives right and the thing is is as a woman you don't want to be
Speaker1: We'll be right back. that happens it uh you need you need alternatives right and the thing is is as a woman you don't want to be have the guy think that well you're not getting off so um you don't want to ask to have lube so it doesn't hurt well and real quick bill again from our secret facebook page crazy chasm bill has a And Bill says, please bring lube. It will save both you and your partner a bunch of hurting later from the friction. Plus, it can be incorporated into the foreplay. And I think that is a big part of it. I understand, again, it's the self-consciousness factor. But in this lifestyle, the reality of it is it happens it's it's part of it even if if you didn't have an issue if you're having if there's enough partners if it's a big enough party you know the jp and everything else can happen so it's really it's not a big deal but something like that, there's options out there so that you can find a way to feel comfortable yourself, and that's really what it is. I mean, number one, you have to feel comfortable yourself, and so do something. We're not doctors. We don't claim to be doctors, whatever. No, but I understand that because I have yet to have a guy stop except you. I've had you stop and go okay if we're gonna keep going i need lube right but it's easier with you because we're married and we have a bond and you i've talked to you about it before so it's not a big deal a guy does feel it we look we can a guy can tell when it's starting to get dry but we don't want a guy to feel self-conscious thinking that they're not turning us on or getting us off and we don't want to feel like we've been dry humping in a pair of jeans for six days either so i mean well i mean it's a horrible again if you went into a guy that has a problem with it immediately take his dick out of your vagina put it it into your mouth, and bite. Ouch. Because what a dickhead. I mean, seriously, if a guy's going to have a problem with that, then you know what? They're not mature enough to handle the being of the lifestyle. Because there are things that happen. Look, it's no different than when, and we've had it said, we've had people tell us, women, I only give a guy one chance, if they can't get it up, I want to have nothing to do with them. Well, princess. You know what? Because being a guy that has had issues, just like 99% of the other guys, even if your guy has never had an issue yet, he will. It's not if, it's when. And so the thing is, is when that happens, you know what? Maybe you won't be so quick to fucking judge when it's on the other side. No guy has ever went into a situation in the late going, I hope I have a whiskey dick. I hope my dick won't get hard. I hope my won't get hard all right we've went into it going jesus please get hard please work please work which is just as bad no woman has ever went into a situation going i hope i dry out i hope i dry out no that's you know that's not it's not something people want to have happen but there are ways out there to take care of it now like for a guy with with boner issues health is part of it i don't know i don't know if it's the same for women i know that for guys if you're having trouble there is some truth in in your physical health like how in shape how much extra this bare belly you've got can play into that i mean i'm not we're I'm not calling out shaming anybody or anything else, but it is what it is. I don't know if it works the same way to the chick should we just say yes i don't know they were saying all kinds of weird shit on there eat a vegetable you'll be lubed all it no i'm just saying but it's just but really it's not a pineapple It's not something to really totally feel self-conscious about. And here's the other thing. I do know they do this. I do know that they have, you can get little individual-sized servings of lube. Our nurse on hand says no. Says no the health the health part doesn't go okay all right good to see thank you very much now okay so but they do they do have individual you know like the ketchup packets yeah well they've got individual package lube i know i bought now
Speaker3: don't confuse on the one internet megastore look i bought the little individual package
Speaker1: this is a horrible joke but i'm going there oh my gosh please please remember you can buy condiments Let's nothing. Stick in my pocket. This is a horrible joke, but I'm going there. Oh, my gosh. Please, please, remember, you can buy condiments. Mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, relish, lube, hand lotion. These are all things that come in those little containers. Hand lotion? Uh-huh. And wet wipes. It is extremely important that you make sure you're which one you're grabbing as i learned uh squirting a little mustard on your nick or your cooter will cause immense burning i'm sure pickle relish is the same way i don't know if ketchup will burn but it certainly will throw everybody for a loop and mayonnaise well you just never know uh so make sure you're actually you separate your package so you have the right ones okay so and mayonnaise well you just never know so make sure you're actually you separate your packets so you have the right ones uh okay so we're all kinds of good shit here we mentioned the the insertable lubrication things that last for seven days we don't do that yep so and and that's and that i mean medications can cause dryness yep well and it. There's so many things. So, I guess the biggest thing is, don't freak out about it. Look, again, in this lifestyle, everybody should be, should be mature enough to handle that. Well, I mean, it is what it is. Yes, I crack jokes about not grabbing the wrong package.
Speaker2: I'm sorry.
Speaker1: Nobody wants their wiener to smell like, you know, relish all night long. That's not sexy. So, you know, just saying. So if you grab the ones, grab the little ones. But it doesn't, it's not like you have to bring the 55-gallon, you know, spunk lube from the house with you. You know, you don't have to do that. You can, they have little ones, or maybe keep a little side container. You have a little sex bag. We don't necessarily bring toys. It's little. You know, but it's little because there are things like age and hormones fluctuations, like our RN is saying, like our RN is saying, green eggs and ham, on the page right now. So so but just have it with you have it as a continued why am i even trying to fucking talk tonight i have no idea your sex bag should have stuff that just in case maybe you don't need it every time well anytime you go to go to a lifestyle event that has vendors and stuff like that where you can get free samples i tuck those free samples hell yeah as much as i can it's like wet wipes we've talked about this before all of a sudden the opportunity comes up to have sex but you've been outside all day long wet wipes are great to have to go in and freshen yourself up you know i mean that's the kind of that's the kind of stuff that you want to do that's it you always should have that kind of stuff with you isn't it it's halftime it is halftime oh jesus christ it's like a game hold on one minute let's see if the halftime guy's ready it's halftime oh god crazy winter nights that's what we're talking about today at halftime kids Oh, God. Crazy Winter Nights. That's what we're talking about today at Halftime, kids. Visit us at www.crazywinternights.com. You can also find us on our regular website at crazycasma.com, a link there as well. Find out about what is going to be largest uh swinger slash kink party in the lifestyle for 2020 you want to make sure you're there book your reservations now again 80,000 square feet of panels of ballrooms of activities i promise you the only thing that you're going to leave there is tired and excited for next year. Make sure you book today, www.crazywinternights.com. See more about all the different things that we're going to be doing there, the 8,000 square foot dungeon, and don't miss it. Because if you miss it, you're going to get to spend a year listening about the party that you should have been at. All right, we're back. know i know i just go with it some reason i need a drink after listening to that guy talk amazing you can say something while i'm taking a drink you know that better. No, it's more fun to listen to you swallow. You know, that's usually what he says. Uh-huh, pretty much. I thought it was usually the face. Look, nobody really gets to shoot on the face. No. Very rarely. And porn. Porn. Yeah, and I don't know why that is. Even chicks that love cum. I actually have a question about that. Hold on. Hold on. Hold, please. We get a ton of questions each week. So we're not able to do them all. And yes, you still use his paper and a pen. You never have to reboot a pen. Just saying. Thank you. Bitch. Call me Clark, kids. Okay. We should talk about the conversation you have with somebody about erections and issues. What are you talking about? At the one camp out let me punt oh okay absolutely i can't be so it's my first day here ever you said oh that'd be a great podcast and then you're like totally forgot about it yeah i did what were we talking about do you remember i'm just kind of kidding okay so this was quite we this was actually not a question this was a conversation okay a live conversation uh and and because it really it really hit home it hits home because it's true okay so what we were talking about was performance issues, right? You're not going to say anything. You're like a backup singer. Yeah. Whoa. Okay. Is that what I do? Somewhat. So, okay, so we were talking about performance issues, but one of the issues that came up, number one, is how every guy feels like they're the only one going through it.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Look, here's the deal. We continuously, and we've talked about it before, okay, but we're getting ready to go into, you know, as summer starts to close, there's a lot of end-of-summer activities. That's where you go, yeah. Say it in the microphone.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Okay, there's a lot of winter and and more dances and and swinger activities will ramp up once the year starts and it i think it's really important that guys actually understand the fact that number one you're not the only one you really are not the only one there are every single guy has had a moment in time that it happens. If they haven't yet, they will. We know guys that are in great shape that have had it happen. We know guys that are not in great shape. We know guys that are young. We know guys that are older and all groups in between. Look, it's going to happen. It's how you deal with it at the moment, at the point of impact or lack of important impact that is really the most important okay because there's one story i can say is consistent that i've heard throughout our years in lifestyle people will say i never had it happen until i got in the lifestyle and i can relate to that look when we were in when we were in college i was a fucking machine literally literally i mean just but it didn't matter i didn't have to think they were cute i didn't have to think they were pretty i could have beer goggles on it didn't matter i i could get it up you know the whole bugs bunny and dressing you know if She'd been at a party. I'd probably bang her. Thump the whole Bugs Bunny in a dress thing? You know, if she'd been at a party, I'd probably bang her. Thump her. I'm just kidding. Anyway, so probably not. But it never happened. It wasn't until we got in the lifestyle. But the reality is you start to find, even in the lifestyle, some things change. It is harder. at 47 it's harder now for me to fuck in a group setting than it was when we first got in the lifestyle and i and here's and i'm admitting that on a podcast that is going to reach thousands of people that it's not that that let's put a prayer let's put a thing out here i'm still willing to give it a shot just saying but in all reality i'm going to do better there's i will have less issues on a more you know just know another couple or maybe a couple other couples a more intimate setting than i have in a in a major massive group melee and it didn't used to be that way that's just something that's progressed as as I've gotten older do I do I have a few extra you know loops around the the old barrel in the gut yeah that probably helped get rid of this as well but that's part of it you're what you can and can't do changes a little bit what about medication well and that's the other thing then comes into the medication factor and just like our end was to talking about medication for females it's the same thing for guys different medications that you're on can absolutely wreak havoc with your hormones and with your sex drive and with your sexual performance. And let's face it, the challenge we all have is as you get older, we're on more pills. We have more things that are going wrong or we take more things than maybe we had to in the past past so part of it is having patience and understanding not so much other people having patience and understanding having patience and understanding of yourself like okay i know this is totally it's gonna sound like it's off the topic of sex but it really ties into the first part of what we're talking about and this too part of swinging and the lifestyle is about confidence okay and a lot of people come into it and they don't have a lot of confidence and the lifestyle the lifestyle can be a great way to build your confidence you you are a much more confident woman now than you were when we first got in i would say yes yeah okay so your phone yes yeah uh okay so but i mean you i mean you are you're okay but it's about confidence but just as quickly as these things can build your confidence up it's very easy for the lifestyle to get inside your fucking head and tear your confidence down because again look you're not going to stay whatever age you were when you got in lifestyle if you got in at 40 if you got in at 30 you got in at 20 if you got in at 50 10 years later you'll be 10 years older and there's still going to be 20 30 whatever's coming in right and and so all of a sudden you start judge. And there's this misconception that it's only women that judge themselves. Guys do too. We have the exact same self-esteem issues. So as a guy, you have to be patient with yourself and understand when it happens, nine times out of ten, the woman you're with, the woman you're trying to have sex with is not mad or angry at you a lot can determine by how you handle it will determine whether or not they're pissed off with you look, if you're a dick, if your shit doesn't work and you're a dick about it to the female that's not their fault, that's not the right way to handle it they're going to be upset uh when it's happened to you you have guys that apologize profusely i'm one that i apologize profusely because i legitimately feel bad you know so uh when it happens but the key is not then to just beat yourself up non-stop okay because and it's easier said than done I say this and I have done to myself on more than one occasion ladies you need to understand once a guy gets it in their head once their dick doesn't work and it gets to their head meaning not that head but it gets to the part where they're panicked about it. It's not you and if you break down in tears or you wig the fuck out all you're doing is make it harder than the guy that was he did not go out there hoping not to be able to fuck you you know let's go see how many chicks we can totally disappoint tonight. Yeah, that wasn't the thought process, okay? But once it gets here, there are tricks that you can try.
Speaker2: That night we tried all those tricks because that night two of us were having,
Speaker1: we were both having issues. We tried switching and we tried whatever and both, you know,
Speaker2: to both of the women involved, you and the other woman involved, the college tried,
Speaker1: busted your ass, did everything you could. But once it got up here, up in the big head,
Speaker2: sometimes all you can do is just literally just go have fun for the rest of the night,
Speaker1: socializing, chatting, talking, and not fucking.
Speaker2: It just is what it is. You know, so you have to know that but guys you're not alone what about pills for erectile dysfunction well this is what's funny with this okay and and i'm glad you remember a lot of this because these are all great points i didn't want to bring up because i know you wanted to bring it up here's the thing there's there's everybody goes we'll. Guys and girls, well, if it doesn't work, just take a fucking pill. Well, let me help you out with something. Here's how this works. If I take a Viagra, I'll say their fucking names. I don't give a shit. If I take a Viagra, for some guys, that will work awesome. Here's what happens when I take a Viagra. My dick will get rock hard. And I get every single side effect that it says you can get. Stuffed up nose, nausea, vomiting, all of it. So here's what will happen. I'll fuck the shit out of you like a boss. And I will immediately jump off of you and be on all fours and violently throwing up. Now's pretty damn hot i know okay and and but here's the reality sometimes even then it doesn't work i've tried different doses i've tried a hundred a hundred milligrams of that kicks my ass like a motherfucker okay and but it doesn't necessarily work for me cialialis, I've tried the daily one.
Speaker1: I've tried the weekend one. Here's the thing. It tends to, I don't get any immediate effect. I get all the side effects, but I don't get any of the, I don't get any. Everything works that the pill says it could do except my dick. My dick doesn't get hard. Now, what happens is about four hours after the event's over when everybody's asleep and it's totally over or we're driving on the way home all of a sudden randomly boy i have a raging heart on it's like you mother fucker why now so again this isn't a rip on either one of those products in any way shape or form they work. They work for certain people. And what you find a lot of swinger events, people are popping those motherfuckers like a Pez dispenser. But if you're drinking, it doesn't work. Well, they can work. Here's the biggest problem with that is that, number one, when people are popping around, they have a prescription for them. They've went to their doctor. There's reasons that doctors are involved with that stuff because of the other things that it can affect like your heart rate like thinking you're going into cardiac arrest we've seen that from somebody has that happened to you before no i almost stroked out but but don't you remember the other party went on where somebody took two and seriously damn near had to leave in an ambulance okay the thing is is that guys there's nothing worse when you're a guy that can take one and it doesn't do anything and here's the deal so i have this like mexican version of it it's great most of the time so you've had not work for you i've had it work not work for me are times, the night that we were talking about where neither one of the world was not working for either one of us, both of us took stuff that works for us, and it didn't work. It just goes to show the problem when you reach a certain point is the pill is not a guarantee every single time. It's not a guarantee every single time. It's not. And that's frustrating as hell because your first thing is take more pills and that's not the right answer you know but look i know people that do shots yeah okay here's the deal they're they're giddy up they have more giddy up right after they get the shot but you can tell when it's starting to wear out that's true towards the end and i and i i would go out on a limb and say it still doesn't mean every single time that it's always going to work it helps they're enhancers and it's really frustrating because as a guy it's like well this is supposed to work nothing's look the power of your mind is so much stronger than people think okay and this is that example of that your brain can outdo 100 milligrams of viagra all day long it has that kind of ability so but that's a good thing see when two guys like the conversation that me and this other guy had was a great conversation because we both grew a little bit of understanding. He walked away going, fuck, it's nice to know I'm not the only one. And I walked away going, fuck, it's nice to know I'm not the only one. Because when you think you're the only one, you don't want to talk to anybody about it. And you just kind of wallow in and you kind of hope that you don't end up getting in situation that it you know you have to fuck if you do and it doesn't work you look like a monkey at the zoo you're grabbing a stick and you're hitting it with it and fucking trying to yank it like a pole starter on a mower and shit so so when we communicate and we're honest with each other that's important and it it just shows just like that how much how much power your mind has which is a really good thing because let's say that night for example we had two more hours of great conversation and a fucking blast and an absolute blast you got got off. She got off.
Speaker2: Him and I didn't, but we had still a lot of fun.
Speaker1: No, but seriously, we still had a lot of fun. We did later. I'm going to assume they probably did later from the way they were talking about the plan. So it's not like the night was a waste. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker2: Once you let go of the fucking my dick isn't working out of your brain and let just normal thought process go back to it you can overcome it and then you can start to have fun and start to whatever we we have been at parties where i couldn't get to work earlier and then a couple hours later I was working like a boss with no medical enhancement. Right. One of the key factors, and this is something people don't believe this, but it's fucking true, especially for guys. Guys won't admit this shit. If we start to try to hook up with a girl that we think is out of our league for whatever reason, we think she's too pretty, we think she's too pretty she we think she's too funny we think she's too whatever it is always harder to fuck that girl to get your dick up for that girl because you instantly you already have the self-doubt of your value when you doubt your value it comes across when women doubt their value they get quiet and they won't be their regular flirty self i watch it with you all the time you won't be as flirty with a guy you think's really hot because you doubt your self-value a guy we tend to show it when our day doesn't work because here's the thing if we're in a swinger six set fuck a swinger situation and we're and we're like truly sport fucking if you have this girl that's super fucking hot that i've won a fuck forever was oh god and i can't get it up for her but 10 minutes later here's this other person she's a wonderful nice person whatever but just a person and just i and I'm in sport fucking mode,
Speaker3: I can instantly go to fucking boner and nail that other girl.
Speaker2: And it's nothing against the other person.
Speaker3: It's not a rip.
Speaker2: Another trigger. Guys and spouses, when you set these things up,
Speaker1: you need to keep this in mind. One of the things that happened with our last interview was we had been wanting, both couples had been wanting to have that hookup happen for a while when you have that much excitement and it builds up when you're 20 or when okay swings a lot like christmas day like christmas morning when you're a little kid okay when you're a little kid christmas eve you can't sleep you're so excited right okay you get 10 minutes of sleep and you can function for like 64 hours like a fucking squirrel on crack because you're just like yeah it's christmas right okay when you're the parent in that situation and you get 10 minutes of sleep from putting all the shit together and everything else right the kids get up and they're running like like squirrels on crack and all you want to do is nap you're just sitting going uh-huh thanks for this uh-huh great can i get back to bed okay right this is the same thing with with sport fucking this is the exact same thing with swinging okay when you were younger it's like i can't wait you get that opportunity, you're just like, ah, you get that opportunity, you're just like, and you're ready to go again two minutes later. Okay, now when you're the adult, you're older, you're just like, I really want to, I'm really tired, my hip kind of hurts, and now my dick won't work. It's just a difference, you's like where did it go you were so excited you got so excited that it drained everything out and and your body's like hmm and she become like eeyore you're like oh god and and it happens because that's what we talked about that we had both been super excited but as you get older it affects your body differently so like for us if you really want to make sure if you want to catch me at my peak right don't plan it planning sex with with me is a bad idea it's not a bad it's a good idea fuck shit we got to figure out how to edit that part no but but i mean there's a degree of i would rather plan to hey we're all going to be the same event and whatever happens happens okay now for crazy summer nights i got three whatever's going to happen are going to happen just so we all know but that's my birthday so it's a different thing but there's no pressure you know what i mean it it is it is very hard when people travel a long distance or whatever specifically took up because you don't want to be the weak link you know it's okay great congratulations i'm the one that ruined your vacation yay you know like if i were to go down to one of the big island resorts there is no way on god's green earth that i would ever have pre-set up hookups no way at all because i would be oh that the whole planet down i'd be feel pressure i'd be like fuck jeez god they're flying in all the way here if i can fuck this up i've ruined their vacation so is there a way around it yeah don't think about it i meant having an issue oh i i i think a lot of it is is training yourself i think it's a lot of what you do in every part of your life like you have to do things like you know we do our positive affirmations in the morning and stuff you have to do that you have to take care of mind body and soul i i think one of the things with with to to help solve to not have an issue is i believe you have to be selfish sometimes okay you have to stand up and say i know that you want to fuck me and i want to fuck you here's the thing you know what i can feel it and it's not gonna happen tonight it's just not gonna happen you have to be willing to say that because that's the truth look if i take a pill and my dick doesn't even tingle i'm flicking it it's turtling i know okay yeah and no it shouldn't happen it is and it is what is. So save yourself the embarrassment or the awkwardness and be honest. You know, I think back to the first time when, you know, Bone H had on the trampoline. You said, do you want to fuck?
Speaker2: Nope.
Speaker1: And I think there's some shit to doing that. It's like, hey, you know what? I want to fool around with you. I don't know if I'll fuck, but I want to fool around. Then it's just fooling around. And then if all of a sudden everything's working great, rock on. But don't put yourself in a situation to be disappointed. I mean, here's the thing. About 9% of it's just to get yourself all fucking worked up ahead of time. It's just fucking sex. It's just sex.
Speaker2: I mean, really.
Speaker3: When you think about it, I'm going to watch how empty my dance card will be now.
Speaker2: Sorry, Cole, we're all good. We're not going to worry about it because we know you're going to be fucked up. No, the thing is, I think that you have to, as you have, if you put less pressure on yourself, you seriously keep in mind what it is.
Speaker1: It is sport fucking.
Speaker2: I don't care. Look, if somebody gets pissed off and goes, well, that sounds horrible. It's the lifestyle.
Speaker3: It's swinging.
Speaker2: If you're a kinkster, okay, and here's the deal, and what you like is you like, what would be a good example?
Speaker1: What would be a great example? Oh, you're into paddles. Well, you like to you like, what would be a good example? What would be a great example? Oh, you're into paddles. You like to get spanked.
Speaker2: Okay? Okay.
Speaker1: Here's the thing. Don't try to make it more than what it is. What you like is you like to get your ass beat.
Speaker2: Rock on. Now, there's other intricate parts of it. I get that.
Speaker1: Keep it simple. It is what it is. Don't try to make it more than what it is okay you get off on the pain okay great rock on and that's totally cool swinging is about fucking that's what it is don't make it more than that it is sport fucking and if people think that that's dirty wrong it's not bed notching there's the difference between bad notching and sport fucking. And if people think that that's dirty wrong, it's not bed notching. There's a difference between bed notching and sport fucking. But it's literally, if I'm the worst fuck that someone's ever had, and I'm not, by the way, let's put that out there. But just say, let's say that they go, oh my God, that was a horrible fuck. They're under no obligation to ever fuck me again. It's not, like, required. You're married to me. If I'm the worst fuck you've ever had, you're kind of stuck with my hat. Well, I mean, you see what I mean? It's a totally different ballgame. So don't make it have to be more than it is. Just relax and have fun. Go, you know, just go have fun. It's not rocket science. It's really not that fucking difficult. Ooh. Miss Amanda, she's moving to her next station. Well, that was graceful. I'm not allowed. Clonk. I can't hear anything, so we're all good. Oh, shit. Awesome. So, Miss Amanda's moving to her next station. Start the music. Let's turn it up this time so I can hear it, too. I don't know if that works that way. I can't hear anything. I'm not hearing any music in my headset. Let's do your thing. There it is. Okay, well, here's the deal. It is time to go. Good night, sweetheart. Okay, so, again, I want to thank our sponsors, Natural Pines Resort. Make sure you give these folks a visit. Check them out, www.naturalpinesresort.com they seriously have events going on all summer long every single weekend is a different theme for them they're a lot of fun they do have weekend passes or uh season passes are available make sure you let them know that your good friends casbah sent you out there to them uh and don't forget we will be having our big um crazy summer nights next weekend so next week's podcast we'll be talking about that and uh remember crazy winter nights kids mark it on your calendar january 17th through the 19th don't be the only person not at this party uh to get more information and buy your tickets today go to www.crazywinternights.com remember ticket prices keep going up as the event gets closer so get your save yourself some money and be there be square alright and with that being said how are you going to do your last part this ought to be funny just yell it really loud doing it the only way I know how the only way I want to Casbah Style
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