Krazy Truth #61 Swinging: its not just for a midlife crisis anymore.

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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you natural pines resort the adult playground over 128 acres for your adult type fun whether you're're a nudist or in the lifestyle visit natural pines resort. They've got weekly different themes and activities over again, 128 acres, a pond more fun than you can shake a naked stick at. Yup. Visit them today at www. Not natural pines resort.com. Don't forget to tell them your good friends at CASBA, Crazy Truth, sent ya, and register for our event at Natural Pines, August 2nd through the 4th. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am Cole. I'm the host with the most. I'm here with the lovely, lovely, and slightly doped up on Benadryl Miss Amanda. Hey, love. And we are here to titillate your senses with our knowledge you just like saying that no normally i say spoo i didn't say we're going to spoo them with our knowledge you said titillate before i like to rotate sometimes i like to spoo sometimes i like to titillate it kind of varies day to day and different to day, and different activities. Just saying. Yeah, okay. Anyways, so this is season two. In the episodes, it's episode 30, but in the actual catalog, it's number 61, our 61st show. Man, we're getting close. We'll have to do something special on our 69th. So anyways, something to look forward to there.
Speaker2: You've been like this all weekend.
Speaker1: I have been. Hey, you know what? I don't have a funny sex story. I'll see you next time. So, anyways, something to look forward to there. You've been like this all weekend. I have been. Hey, you know what? I don't have a funny sex story. I've got something better. It's kind of a funny sex story, but it hits way more close to home. I'm sure it does. In fact, it hits right out the door. Absolutely. You know what? Now, for those of you that don't know, that don't follow our shows. Fuck you, you should listen more often. No, I'm just kidding. For those of you that follow our show know that it wasn't that long ago that we moved. Right. Well, it's actually been like six months since we moved. No, it hasn't. No, it hasn't been six months, has it? It's been like three or four. Four months, okay. So you know when you move and when your empty nest is like we are, you know, we have a bedroom that we don't use. Right. So what tends to happen is you're you're unpacking and unpacking is a nightmare and we've been at the last place for 20 years and sort of a lot of shit and so what happens is a lot of stuff gets piled in that room that you can easily close the door to that room yes and you go well i'm going to do that next weekend where and then the next weekend and the next weekend whatever you just never use it do you want to know what changes that I do hey plan to have a play date on Monday yep and because that was gonna be the designated fucking room boy look at all this shit we got done this weekend and you were so helpful I helped with some I've been helpful no usually you don't oh yeah saying helpful now maybe they don't know who's the one with the play date I bet they do now not necessarily but you just gave it away oh yeah so if you need a motivation to clean your house schedule come over have somebody come over and have sex there you go we need to schedule ones in other room we need to schedule a play date for my office then before it's getting my office under control no doubt way to go yeah anyways okay shall we get on with the show we shall get on getting on versus getting off uh okay do we want to start with a light question or do we want to start with a deep question? Start with a light one. Start with a light one. I need my readers. Okay. This is actually a really good one. Okay. So we are a new couple and they just got into the lifestyle. And why does it seem like all the swingers are in a midlife crisis there's always motorcycles boob jobs etc and this is from mary and james in maryland so i got a hold of them i got a hold of them to find out how new they were they have signed up for a couple of hay sites okay and they're going through okay and they they've they've went to a club or two but i mean they're they're they admit that they haven't really talked to people but it just seems like everything was just like this huge midlife crisis walking on which i think is funny because if you think back when we first started and on the website we were on, what did we put right in our profile? Unless you have your boobs out or your motorcycle with you, we'll never know who you are because there's no face pics. Yes. So here's the thing. So I talked a little bit more. They are mid-30s. Okay. Okay. Mid to late 30s. They said mid, but they're like 37. So I think that's late 30s. Anyways, they're like, we're not in a midlife crisis. That's not why we're doing this. So they're wondering if this is right for them. So do they only define midlife crisis as a boob job and motorcycles? No, I didn't ask their definition of a midlife crisis. Because they're close to midlife themselves. Well, well, it depends what age you have kids and I didn't ask their definition of a midlife crisis Because they're close to midlife themselves Well, it depends what age you have kids And I didn't ask them There's kids, there's family involved But I didn't ask ages or anything like that But I can see at that age You know, think back to a lot of them Because a lot of people in the lifestyle Do own motorcycles Right? And if you think back to some of the pages and all the posts are, you know, motorcycle posts going on, it can look, it can look. When we first got started, there was a lot. And it can look pretty midlife crisis-y. Look, it's not, okay? Yes, birds of a feather tend to flock together. There's people similar hobbies right it's really what it is but i thought that was interesting so hey for all you people out there that are interested in new meat so to speak or you know are interested in in attracting that couple you might want to think about that when you're posting that stuff on your on your profile yeah look i I know people love their motorcycles. I love motorcycles, and I love that stuff, too. But maybe go ahead and even if you're hanging out your face, go ahead and put that picture of you and the missus going out to dinner where you're, like, dressed up. You know what I mean? Well, I mean, seriously. Or normal everyday. Right, or normal everyday thing, you know, whatever. You know, my thing is on the boob job. Look, if you pay for a boob job, you should show it off. Exactly. I mean, it is what it is. And here's the deal, guys. Not everybody that gets a boob job does it for a midlife crisis. So, I mean, that's just a perk of the lifestyle. It's a perky perk of the lifestyle. Right. But but you do seriously i think i i can see how it could make you feel a little bit like there were times when we first started because we didn't have a bike yeah that was like well fuck you know because everybody's talking about well they're going on this ride they're going on that ride whatever you don't have to have that stuff to be to be a part of the lifestyle it's just uh you, it's just kind of funny. So I thought that was kind of awesome. I told them, my advice to them is, if you put some of your hobbies out there, you'll be surprised. You will find that there will be other people with the same hobbies. Right. Okay. So I'm going to jump to a second question with this right away because it kind of ties in together and it's kind of funny how this works this was newbie week by the way for the most part so the other the second question that i got well another question i got this week we are a young couple early 20s we have been to a couple of clubs etc but we feel like we are out of place. Too young. Help. This comes from Nicole and Tyler in Dallas, Texas. Now, the reason I went and read that question, we'll talk about the other one. I get it. I can see because, okay, if you look at the demographics of swingers, most of them are mid-30s and up, blah. So I can see how it could look like a little wrinkly. Well, I mean, you know, if you think about, okay, I'm 47, you're 48. I'm almost 47, you're already 48. but if when if you think back to when we were 27 and 28 47 and 48 year old people seem kind of old now we see them as spry and young and and barely midlife right so if you're in your 20s i get it i mean i can i can see that a little bit how that that can that can i can see in smaller populated areas being issues about finding younger people right because we've been to some towns in the midwest where they've had a party where there was a lot of young people are like holy where we felt old as fuck yeah we did uh-huh so they're out there so in a large city like dallas they should be there should be parties all over the place and you have just have to find one with the younger crowd well and here's the thing it we have the exact opposite or people our age range have the exact opposite problem because you can walk into a whole group that are 30 you know okay well 10 years younger, 10 years younger, 37 and 38. Well, that's not that much younger. Yeah, it is. And if we walk into a party and it's all 20-somethings to, you know, to 40, that can be intimidating as hell for an older couple to walk into. Because all of a sudden you're like, let's see. There's all these young pre-baby bodies and all these guys old old men drooling out yeah yeah that dude's got a six-pack i can drink a six-pack yeah oh yeah i've got a much about a much chance of getting laid as as possible i got a hold of them also and they said one of the problems is they feel excluded around older crowds really well and but see i get that ish yeah well think about it you said it best a second ago and here's all these old guys slobber off after him so here's the deal she's 20 something she's a hard body i'm just i haven't seen pictures i'm just gonna go 20 something i'm gonna make that assumption okay Hold on. Picture in my mind. Short red dress. Hi. Big titties.
Speaker3: Perky.
Speaker1: Long, dark. is going to go 20 something i'm going to make that assumption okay hold on picture in my mind big titties perky uh long dark hair or long blonde hair you know yeah oh you like blondes i might go more bikini shaved tan anyways look we're building the date for cole uh anyway so she's standing there in all of her tiny butt big tit glory right and look we're building the date for cole uh anyway so she's standing there in all of her tiny butt big tit glory right and i want to go up and be like hey baby the thing is is me and every other fucking midlife crisis guy i want to go hey baby and our semi hair balding fucking 80s jeans you know 80s concert t-shirt fucking you know looking all suave and figure out hey did you fall from heaven you know that kind of shit right so and every wife is staring at us at their man going put your tongue back in your mouth take one more step motherfucker and you'll be able to fuck her with your penis because it'll be disconnected from your body. Go ahead. Go talk to him. Yeah. Or they're giggling. They're giggling going, this is going to be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Unless they have daddy issues. Right. And some cheese dick that looks like Herb Tartik's going to walk in and is like, so, you know, what do you think of older men? Some like it because you've hooked up with a 23-year-old when you were. But how old was her spouse? He was the same age. Right. A couple years older. Look, it's a little bit different than hooking up with a 20-something who's married to a 20-something. That's a little bit of a different ballgame. True. true okay so i can see where people are gonna feel uncomfortable because a lot of the wives are gonna be pissed it's like you know what yeah just slobber oh yeah here we go never mind no one even sees us here now because we're all the old bags my thing my thing to to here's my advice to young couples one there are groups out there that specialize in uh younger swingers there's young swing swinger week uh there's another group out of uh oh chicago uh-huh that their whole thing is they have young swinger parties and the goal is it's 40 and younger right and the goal is to get them comfortable and then they have people when they go to just the regular swinger event oh hey look there's other people they know so that people feel comfortable if you're a younger swinger and you and you want to the easiest way to be included is a be yourself right we say that all the time be yourself and and be personable because yes the older crowd may be a little hesitant at first i mean here's the deal there's there's a there's a thought of if uh that condom breaks i become a grandpa and a dad they would probably get avoided more from the older crowd because they think that they don't stand a chance yes but so the younger couple would need to go and approach the older yes crowds that they're interested in yes to show interest or else they think they don't stand a chance yeah that that's very much so you need you need to to go and and i would strongly recommend going up as a couple yes go up as a couple and introduce yourself because yes the older people the older people are not gonna are not gonna you look if you're a hard body coming to me i'm gonna assume that you know i don't have a snowball chance in hell so you want to you want to you know come up but be personal and and talk to people right a little bit andy says i'm 34 and feel like I'm in the middle. Most of the time, go to... Do you need your readers? This is what happens when you get old, because then you look like Mr. and Mrs. Claus. Go to Okay Me Stuff, and I'm too old, and others where i'm the youngest in the group okay so he goes
Speaker2: some and there's he's the young one and now we're gonna have our interpreter come in
Speaker1: yes so okay and and i can see what that that is again that's a challenge look whatever age you are in the lifestyle you're at that awkward age yes it it just is what it is Thank you very much. that's a challenge look whatever age you are in the lifestyle you're at that awkward age yes it it just is what is because here's the deal you we all have self-esteem issues everybody anybody who doesn't is a fucking liar everybody has them okay and we're automatically going to we're also struggling with realization and reality in the event i i know people that are 10 years older than us and older that are in the lifestyle they struggle with are we too old to be in the lifestyle right we know people that are uh like andy andy's one of our one of our members from our secret if you don't know about our secret Facebook page, shh, Gracie Casper. But we know people that are in their 30s that feel like, where do they fit in? Do they fit in with the younger crowd? Do they fit in with the older crowd? And we know people that are 20 years younger than us that go, that they feel like they're being judged because they're too young. Everybody has deals with the same shit a little bit. The thing you have to do is communicate talk to people now going with realistic expectations just a scotch yes for those of you in your 20s there are going to be people that are our age and older that are going to go oh my god why the fuck are they doing this in their 20s because we we didn't. Okay? Is that opinion right? No. No. It's none of our fucking business. And for you 20-somethings, also remember that us old people, you know, oh, your wrinkles are so cute. No, don't do that. Okay? We're going to feel, you know, we're going to assume that you don't want anything to do with us. And for the people that, like Andy, that are in the middle, remember how you feel when you feel like you're too young and being ostracized and remember how you feel when you feel like you're too old. Because for the people that are 10 years older than us and beyond, there's some cool motherfuckers and they can party like a rock star and they can fuck like rock stars they're we're all going through the same thing if everybody would just talk wait what communication holy fuck uh that's a big thing now the other thing this ties in with that first part of the first question okay 20 somethings 30 somethings 40 somethings 50 somethings 60 somethings and beyond 70 somethings whatever when you're in the 80 somethings wheelchair doesn't matter what your profile says you can take your teeth out and go to town anyways remember the pictures and shit you put on your profile don't stereotype yourself don't fucking stereotype yourself when you're 20, I understand you are going to look like the fucking hot, sexy ass bomb in a bikini. I get it. You know what? I am going to want to eat your pussy because you are hot in a bikini. I'm going to want to eat your pussy because you're hot in a pair of jeans or anything else. So don't get stereotypical and just put all these tan beach bunny pictures or or surfer dude pictures on you know what women like to see even a young man dressed up in a shirt and tie guys like to see a young woman in a dress old people don't take old people pictures jesus christ don't put pictures of you and and your grandkids great grandkids on your profile gilts and gilts we went through this don't do that okay you know midlife crisis people don't show you're having a midlife crisis now if you have if you can get your wife a really sexy picture sprawled down on a motorcycle yeah Yeah, post it. Nothing wrong with that. No, but don't... Yeah, you get a sexy girl on my bike. Of course, if they did that with me, it'd be a bicycle. Hey, baby, want to come land my huffy? The thing is, but don't make that the only picture on there. You know, put other... Any age woman, okay, for the ladies out here, if a man has a penis and it works, or he's taking the pills accordingly to make it work, happens to the best of us, okay? We don't care how old you are. We probably want to bang you at least once okay this is like the that this is like the whole comic that talks about the titties we want to see every girl's titties at least once you got a good one what is it oh bill what just say no little bob cat okay uh uh bill for our shorts knee-high socks and brown shoes. Okay, we just did a wedding recently, and that was really sexy. And Bill was there, yes. I got to tell you, that's too hot for words. Anyways, other than that, he was 70, and he was trying to go all the way back to 1982. Anyways, we want to fuck you no matter how old you are okay that's just what it is so all you have to do is be nice don't shoot us down be nice right young ladies that's anybody younger than i am don't in the course of conversation say well if the fucking guy can't get it up then i'm never gonna give him another chance uh no worries you're not gonna get to find out right because the wife is sitting there going fuck you cunt and the guy's in there going now i'm sure it's not gonna work because i'm scared so if you're younger and you're fortunate if your guy hasn't had that problem a just wait it wait. It's only a matter of time. And B, keep that thought to yourself. Wives of older men, put them on leashes. When they're headed over, as soon as, look, as soon as your husband adjusts his collar, like to pop it like the 80s, or adjust it, or goes to slick back that hair, hair and you see right where he's looking and he's headed over there in all of his 80s fucking glory stop him stop him for the love of everything good and holy stop him oh no let him go not if you want a chance with the young stud muffin dude stop him rein him in make him have another drink send him to the car send him home do whatever you got to do don't let him go over there and and drop one of those cheese ball fucking lines on on the woman any age older or younger okay and older people men and women quit telling us you're old okay okay? Look, here's the deal. When you tell somebody a story about an injury, right? Okay, you can cruise over the part you got injured, whatever. But if the story continues, and the whole time you're like, but look, it's still bloody and gooey and kind of pussy right here. Don't you want to see? you want look if you squeeze here the pus drips out look pus okay if you do that then all we're gonna see is what pus okay so don't reinforce i understand your self-consciousness with that don't reinforce that right if you have a small penis, don't reinforce with everybody. By the way, FYI, just so you know, I've got a tiny dick. Don't reinforce that. If you've got a gaping cooter, don't tell people that you can cause echoes in your cooter. Don't do that kind of stuff. Echo. Sell yourself. Sell yourself. The highlights, the positives. Because all we want to hear is the positives. And the positives and if we're sport fucking we don't even necessarily need to know your name we just want to know the positives as as we go for the goal i don't fucking know we answered either one of those fucking questions at all you don't know if we answered them i kinda the answer the first one is no everybody's not in the midlife crisis the answer the second one don't don't give up don't prejudge you may look for the second one you may find certain clubs are a little more open to different age brackets but i think everybody's open to certain open to all age brackets it's just if how comfortable you feel well i can see some parties you know there are some parties that are the pretty people parties yes okay and there are some parties where it's like hey if you're cool then it's cool you're here right i'm sure that there are some clubs that are going to be more open to different age brackets than the others there's a club in our town that's a literally a secret club that's been here for like 70 years that is super exclusive and it is a very much long-term old member club okay okay where like somebody has to die and there's like 17 vetting processes seriously there is there's like all these vetting processes and secret secret society and all this kind of crap okay that club's not going to probably be super excited for a bouncy excited fun loving 20 30 40 something year old couple come in and just wants to have fun yeah they're like old and stuffy you know but there's going to be other parties that will be more open to it so don't not go try a new club or new event because of that. You know, look online. Do some research. If you're part of any of the major pages, like you should be a major part of our major secret Facebook page. If you're to find other people, other age range, other events all over. And you're going to find some places you're just like, fuck yeah, I feel real comfortable here.
Speaker2: This shit's hot and sexy and whatever.
Speaker1: And the other thing is, if you're that young couple and you just want help on your pictures, feel free to send them to us. That's crazy.caspa.gmail.com.
Speaker3: What?
Speaker2: No, I'd seriously help them.
Speaker1: See, you didn't stop me. I was popping my collar going for a fucking... Yeah, you're being a smartass, but I would seriously help them but see you didn't stop me i was there i was popping my collar going for a yeah you're being a smart ass but i would seriously help him out you know crazy crazy order nights uh coming up january 17th 18th and 19th we're gonna do one of the things that one of the panels we're gonna have running is on photography on pictures okay because i think i think that it's like we we i think a lot of people take they got those glamour shots in the 80s or the 90s or or the the cute selfies now and they just automatically and filter fucking filters oh my god yeah and they put the picture of them looking like a fucking deer or whatever though you know on there i like the one where we jumped on the board to look like the opposite of sex. Mm-hmm. Man, that's not hot, because now I have a picture of that chick and what she'd look like as a dude. Ugh. Anyways. So what about mine? I still don't want to fuck you as a dude. Huh? I like you as a chick. I look like my brother. Right, and that's just not hot or sexy at all. And Not in the fucking least. Maybe I turned a girl on, though. Well, maybe. You're bi. You turned the girls on anyways. Anyways. I might be too old. Her cooter's not wrinkly, I swear. The thing is... I don't have a boot job. I don't have a motorcycle. No, your have a motorcycle No No No Yeah We don't have shit See and we're swingers I can borrow a bike For pictures We can I'm Yeah I'm sure you could find Somebody with a motorcycle That would let you Fucking Lay naked all over them And then sound guy But there's a neighbor That has one all right have you met said neighbor is there something i should know about no i haven't met hi i'd like to pose naked on your motorcycle would that be possible he waves at you i won't i promise i'll clean up any snail travel but anyway as a girl what'd you look like as a girl long blonde i i look kind of sexy as a girl you know what i look like as a girl? Long blonde. I look kind of sexy as a girl. You know what I look like? Fucking blonde-headed Cher. Yeah, baby. Just saying. I still want to go to that Halloween. Anyways, I'm just saying. You're not going as Cher as Halloween. No. Really? I could turn back time, bitches. I'm telling you what. Well, you need to get some plastic surgery done. would go as a chunky share that's okay pre-liposuction oh god wearing one of those anyways oh good grief someone someone will pay me enough to go have me go to share you watch oh hey all right so again pictures what we'll do it's so off track We'll do a thing on pictures so people put our pictures online. All right. Whatever. Okay. That's halftime. Bird. So, we're going to need a quick word from our sponsor. So, give us one second. We'll be right back. Hey, would you like to know more about behind the scenes of Crazy Truth and learn more about Crazy Casbah, Crazy Winter N summer nights all of our different activities and goings-ons and happenings well here's your chance visit us at www.crazycasbah.com today sign up for our newsletter buy some merch get ready to be at the next big event don't miss out on meeting crazy casbah and crazy truth we can't wait to see you there www.crazycasbah.com and we're back what a great what a great that that voiceover dude for our commercials is awesome i love that guy okay so you're such a le Okay. What she means is I'm an attention whore. Thank you. Thank you very much. I dress accordingly. Which one do I want to do next? I don't know. Pick one. Pick one. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Fuck that girl. Hang her by her toe. What? Okay. Okay. So this will be a little more of a serious one let's let's shift gears shall we did you hear the gear shift i did now remember we make fun of serious topics on the show why because that's what we do so don't get offended when we laugh about shit uh okay so my wife wants to play alone is that really swinging or just wanting an affair? And that comes from Larry in Connecticut. Okay, I love this question for a couple of reasons, okay? Why are you glaring at me? Because I'm trying to figure out what's so funny. Because if you're at the point That she's already saying You want to swing alone You fucked this up already
Speaker2: Maybe they started off that way
Speaker1: I don't think so I'm going to go that Larry did not start off Swinging alone I'm going to go with now she wants to swing alone Is that really swinging or just an affair
Speaker2: Okay
Speaker1: Obviously I'm going to go on a limb and say There's a little lack Of communication here Here we go. is that really swinging or just an affair okay obviously i'm gonna go on a limb and say there's a little lack of communication here okay look i'm trying to think of a really good analogy for this okay if you're gonna order a beverage for your wife, okay, and here's how we do this. If you're going to order, your wife says, I'm thirsty. You say, okay. And you're at a restaurant. I'm thirsty.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: I'm going to go to the bathroom. I want something to drink. Okay. And you don't say anything. And she sits there a minute. She goes, okay. And gets up and goes to the bathroom. the waitress or waiter comes what do you have i'll have a soda and a um iced tea okay okay they bring back the drinks and your wife goes what the fuck is this i i never drink iced tea why would i why would i want iced tea i want a fucking water i always drink water and then you go well how was i to fucking know do you see where the problem is there does that make you just look at me like with this blank stare because you didn't ask enough questions and you made an assumption yes okay there's the problem she was thirsty so in this case she's horny right a different kind of a different kind of thirsty she's thirsty for it anyway so she's thirsty but obviously you haven't asked enough questions leading up to this point there's no way you've asked enough questions right and if you're like sitting there going well that's not swinging that's a fucking affair you need to like stop back up like i don't know to the very fucking beginning and re-communicate this whole swinging thing because that is not i'll get how do you get to that point i mean it's not like I tried to get a hold of Larry I didn't have any luck getting a hold of Larry So I just I find it hard to believe that day one was like You know we should swing We should swing Let's go to a swingers club Okay look at all these couples I want to swing alone Okay I'm not buying that that's how that shit happened At all Obviously if Larry's concerned That that's actually an affair
Speaker2: I don't know. Okay, I'm not buying that that's how that shit happened At all Obviously, if Larry's concerned that that's actually an affair Then there's probably an issue Yeah Jump in Well, no, you're going 90 miles an hour, how can I? What? I know I'm thirsty I understand partially the analogy even though it didn't quite equate to i tried i tried it's you get him a tea and you walk out and she comes back and goes what the hell right right now who knows what their reasoning is for swinging in the first place i'm gonna go with sex I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. Now, who knows what their reasoning is for swinging in the first place?
Speaker1: I'm going to go with sex. No, I get what you mean.
Speaker3: Go ahead.
Speaker1: Go ahead.
Speaker2: So you don't know. I mean, still, the whole scenario is kind of screwed up because you should come up with some type of a compromise, so to speak.
Speaker3: Thank you. kind of screwed up because you should come up with some type of a a compromise so to speak you should have communicated about it at some point if you know she's going to do it it's not an affair well no that's not true well okay it depends who she's gonna go do it with right if she's gonna go hook up with somebody another swinger and they're just gonna hook up that's not an affair no but if it's like this dude that she's known off and on has been friends and used to date and all that kind of shit now that now shit's starting to get a little dicey true just a little bit true here's the thing you have to communicate this shit you have to i mean you have the the greatest point where you go why did they start to swing i mean everybody goes we all say well we're just swinging for the sex and the spice of our marriage which is a complete and total bullshit lie for probably 90 of the people because there's people trying it was a good way to come up with saying it and so you know because it sounds more appealing to spice up it doesn't sound just mean what it made you hornier well that's what it did for us we didn't do it to spice up but it sure did add to the the boy factor oh absolutely it did and that drip factor yeah i mean but not every couple's in it for that no at all so i mean here's the thing number a this shouldn't happen no matter what if your partner feels this way on anything you do in the lifestyle we talk about this all the fucking time and yet we keep getting questions like this no matter what it is if there is that level of like what the fuck is going on that's a big sign of you need to stop and you need to figure it out before you go any farther forward if she's getting way more play action than you are yeah then you need to come up with some new rules you know we know one couple that says okay i can't play until she plays right exactly and that's fine whatever the rules are look the thing is is something like this is a communication factor. If she goes ahead and hooks up, right, their marriage is fucked. Because he is, it's in his mind, the word affair. It is in his mind. So much so he's coming to us going, is this an affair? So here's the thing. Couples, you have to fucking talk and figure it out and you have to keep talking like until it's completely ironed out like you check and double check and you make sure that everything everybody's on the same page once you assume in this shit you are fucked also as a single male if you keep letting her leave without talking to her, you're contributing to it.
Speaker1: Oh, hell yes.
Speaker3: Hell yes. Without getting to the bottom line about what is actually going on. Right. Yeah. Everybody involved needs to be on the fucking same page.
Speaker1: But I'm telling you, and we see this all the fucking time.
Speaker3: Look, there's a lot of people.
Speaker1: We all make mistakes in this world, and most mistakes can be forgiven once you stick your dick somewhere it's not supposed to be or once you allow somebody else's dick to be stuck in you where it's not supposed to be that's not like a oops i forgot to cook your eggs for you or, I forgot to pick stuff up at the store, or oops, I forgot to pay that bill. That is not how this shit works at all. That is a totally new level of shit. And you can't assume your way through, well, it'll probably be okay. Because no, it won't.
Speaker3: Okay?
Speaker1: So, and what I think is kind of interesting, there's the assumption out there in the lifestyle that most of the time, it's the women that feel uh have those feelings of concern or doubt on the plane if a husband plays alone you don't necessarily hear as much where the guy's going wait what the fuck well it depends on who if if the guy isn't getting a lot of play a lot of of action. A lot of attention. You know, maybe he has some insecurities. Wait, what? I know, it happens. No. Not to the male species. Or, you know, he has this personality that isn't there. Right. And he just doesn't have the girls come crawling at him. Or maybe he doesn't have the confidence to go ask you know talk to girls I don't know whatever it's like we don't be like that you know and you're right but I'm just saying is the the perception is that women would are more concerned about if their guys are guy is playing well and that there's something going on. Guys can feel the exact same way. Again, in the lifestyle, it's important to communicate that. You can't have the fucking assumption that it doesn't bother. Oh, they're a guy. Of course they don't bother. They need to reevaluate their rules. They need to reevaluate a lot of shit. Well, yes, but I'd start with rules. Start with rules, and then here's the other thing. I'm going to give you this, a little bit of information, Larry, also. Sometimes you have to choose in this life, and we're advocates of the lifestyle, right? We love it. We encourage people to be in it. We think sport fucking is a good thing. We think swingers are good things. It's not for everybody. No. And you have to make a decision whether or not it is or not. So you need to revisit that a little bit to make sure this is exact for you. And in the meantime, Larry, you might want to get the missus to just say no to that cock for a little while longer. Or go on to a revenge fuck. Reestablish yourselves. Reestablish yourself. All right, so now that's just as a couple, yes. Reestablish yourself as a couple. You've got to... Yeah, you have to reestablish yourself. And you have to listen. You know, that's a really big... This is kind of a fun topic because for us, this is our anniversary week right so it'll be on tuesday will be our 25th anniversary anniversary see and we still like each other and stuff and we well thank god we both fuck good otherwise who knows where this thing would have went uh anyway so we but communication is the key we were just talking about that with every part of it communication is everything and the lifestyle again i've used the analogy of the lifestyle is like salad dressing it's an enhancer so it's not a main course so it needs to be an enhancer so if it's not an enhancer then you need to get rid of that you know it might clog your arteries okay that was fun just having a slight conversation doesn't doesn't solve the issue wait you mean just kind of dancing around it and having like a two-minute conversation doesn't work are you sure you know the other thing that i would recommend is uh don't drink when you're doing it just saying one one this world might give you more courage to do it. No, you will not respond appropriately to shit, I promise you. You will not hear correctly, and it will not come out correctly. This is true. That's when you're like, I love you, and it comes out, fuck you. You're the greatest thing in my fucking life. Okay? It does not have the same power. I'm just saying, all the way across the board.
Speaker2: But anything good?
Speaker3: You got to fuck your old. Fuck, I'm old. Yeah, great. Yeah. This is why I love my group. They're so awesome. I am old.
Speaker1: I'm old and wise like a fucking hoot owl.
Speaker2: Hoot. And then just anniversary.
Speaker1: It's not our anniversary yet. Don't welcome us.
Speaker3: What?
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker3: You're the living.
Speaker1: What is in my secret soda tonight? Secret soda. Oh, rummy. Okay. Let's move on to something more fun. Yes, why don't we? That's as deep as we're going to get here today. The next... Deep. He said deep. Deep and wide. Don't ever take him shopping with you to the craft supply store.
Speaker2: He turns pineapple pictures upside down. He giggles at everything. At the first store that we went to, the first craft store that we went to, what did you spell out in words?
Speaker1: Send nudes.
Speaker2: Send nudes. No, you were going to do that in the second one.
Speaker1: I was going to do that.
Speaker2: But it was too big.
Speaker3: Nah.
Speaker1: I thought there was too many cameras.
Speaker2: The first one was what?
Speaker1: Did I do dicks?
Speaker3: Hmm.
Speaker1: I don't remember what I put on that one.
Speaker2: You didn't take a picture of it.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: But there's so many letters. I can't help it. They're everywhere. They're just begging me to spoil shit.
Speaker2: They had this sign and it said seed and feed.
Speaker1: And I'm like, I almost need that sign but it should be backwards feed and seed feed that was when I took the picture of the giant crab went they're huge we like to have fun he was a little perverted this weekend hey you know what that's how he entertains himself it was fucking awesome because he hates the craft supply store until we got to the wind chimes fuck yeah he's like a little kid you know it's really cool have the fucking clerks trying to put up christmas decorations the next out and there's like 50 wind chimes there and i'm getting them all to go off and i'm like and they're going wild and fucking one like it was breaking shit. It was kick ass. And then we get to leave sooner. Yeah. I got this shit figured out like a boss. Yeah. I'm like, let's hurry up. Let's go to this section. We need to go over here. I steer you away from it. I know how this works. Shit. You really don't like it? Go outside. There's so many letters in there. I want to just put dicks and pussy and shit on everything. I totally would get kicked out of yes if they would start to follow what all it's gonna take is one camera to pick up on me and see me do it one place and they're gonna start following my ass and find out that i'm like what i should spell it is like send help hungry lost you know so i should do that might be a little bit more fitting then one instead of send these dick penis pussy uh okay speaking of of genitalia whoo what a smooth transition that was yeah that was kind of horrible but okay go on win an award right there i never saw that one coming bam uh okay so this comes to us uh from and Miranda. They're in Nashville, Tennessee. We love Tennessee. Why? Why do we love Tennessee? Jack Daniels? Yes. Oh, man. Yeah. Good girl. Really good, Lushy. We know why you love Tennessee. You're referring to Elvis. I was, but that's okay. It's fun when you... Yeah, Jack Daniels, too. Jack Daniels helped you do a lot of things. It broadened your fucking horizons on multiple occasions.
Speaker2: If you're lucky enough.
Speaker1: If you happen to be in the right place at the right time. Look, a boner. Okay, so... Austin and Miranda. So we are new and trying to fit in their their email was titled shaved or not shaved uh so we're new and trying to fit in we know uh the girls shave or wax uh what about guys? There's all the above. Okay, look. There is no rules to this. No. Okay. Although I think pretty much the Chewbacca look is out. I've seen some guys that have it. Some people dig it. You have to go with what you feel comfortable with.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker1: Now, I'll tell you this. If you have a small penis, if you shave the fur back a little, it can make it look bigger. It's like that meme with the giraffe and the trees. Makes the neck look taller when they come. Nobody likes necessarily getting fucking, you know, pubes in their mouth. I mean, but there are some people that do not, some people really find it sexy, I can't even talk, sexy if guys or gals are all shaved up. Some, some people don't. One guy that you used to work with y'all there's an
Speaker2: interesting way to start a story on a y'all were having a discussion in in if i recall well you laughed at him um but they were having a discussion about shaving or not shaving and he said that he would feel less of a man if he shaved. I should have cut you.
Speaker1: Did you have that conversation? Yes Yes I did I do remember that How in the fuck does that make you less of a man? Because only chicks do that It's like okay Whatever I know guys that wax I know guys that. I know guys that wax. I know guys that shave. I know guys, well, I have seen some that are full. Well, and here's the thing. I don't like to get my nose tickled, and I don't like dental floss. Just saying. It's a total personal purpose. I never shaved until we got in lifestyle that was slightly before that well real slightly like shaved and two weeks later let's do this but i mean i actually was liked it better after i shaved just in general now here's the thing again there is no right or wrong and this isn't just for guys it's for girls too okay yes we know what some of the trends are, but here's the deal. If you feel more comfortable with the landing strip, Bullbush, whatever you feel more comfortable with, go with that. I haven't yet to see a guy with a landing strip. No, some guys do do it. I just have yet to see it. No.
Speaker3: What guy does a landing strap? I don't know.
Speaker2: I've heard it.
Speaker1: Well, you've got to have good belly hair because that would have to go from your belly button like all the way. To make it look right, then it's got to be even with your penis. So when your dick gets hard, it looks like a...
Speaker2: Well, I guess you better be good at eyeballing it.
Speaker1: I don't have enough belly hair to do that anyways.
Speaker3: I'm lucky that I have pretty much a straight penis. You have a crooked one that looks like a curved root. I don't know. That's just what I've heard. I haven't seen it. Genitalia body hair. I hate using official words on this show. Then don't. Vagina. Anyways. Shaving or not shaving it's it's totally some people are turned on one way that you will have people that based upon pictures will or will not hook up with you either way right i mean it is what it is it's just not their thing okay kudos whatever rock on that's them you know proud to be yourself that's what it's all about but you have to do what's comfortable so if you're not comfortable i know some women that feel totally do not like to be totally shaved they don't like that really you know they feel like that makes them like a child no okay okay all right you know then don't do that rock on it's it's totally it's like the same with a guy i mean it's just like body hair okay some women don't like any body hair at all i have a hairy chest i'm not shaving my hairy chest fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy wuzzy yeah uh you know but mean, I'm sure there are some people that won't fuck me because I have a hairy chest. I was like, that is the top priority I got when they decide not to have sex with me. I don't mind the gut. There's been some I look at and I just. There are some because you don't like sweated on. You don't want, you're not a sweater, a sweat type person. So, like, I've had girls that, because I'm kind of a, I sweat. I'm not bad. I mean, I'm not like a waterfall or anything weird. But I get to sweating pretty good when everything's in motion. But you're not one that's big on that. And there's been guys you looked at that you're like, they're too hairy for you. What did that have to do with sweat? Because, as you said, one that's big on that and there's been guys you looked at that you're like they're too hairy for you what that had to do with sweat because as you said then their fur because you've called it fur on their bodies would be drenched in sweat and you'd be getting hosed in drenched wet fur you have said that yeah okay I have we've never said it to anybody's face but there's been times that you've resorted to tell them saying that somebody looked like they had fucking that they had a fur coat because i've cracked i've cracked the joke going so when it's not like a wet dog you did i remember that so anyways all right kids to wrap everything up um don't be an idiot on your pictures you take young old or in between you're all welcome to come party with us because we like all of you um larry it's not an affair and do what you want with your generals and that's how we wrap up the show there you go what are we going to name this issue? Well, probably Andy says saving adds an extra inch.
Speaker2: So there's your.
Speaker3: See, there you go.
Speaker1: There's your title for your pod. All right. So, oh, hey, there's the cue.
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