Krazy Truth #59 The world famous Bonestock

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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you natural pines resort the adult playground over 120 acres of relaxation fun in the sun There's lakes there's fishing there's paddle boating there's camping there's being naked in lifestyle visit them today www.naturalpinesresort.com don't forget to tell them kaz basenya and remember our big crazy summer nights event is coming up august 2nd through the 4th at natural pines hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of the crazy truth i am your host with the most i am cole i'm here with the lovely lovely and kind of tired miss amanda hey i'm tired aren't you tired maybe maybe a little bit uh this would be season two episode 59 yeah sure would be uh betcha uh anyway so so how you doing i'm doing good we are recovering that's right because we're old no not because we're old fucker uh well kind of because we're old. Because this weekend, we just got back today from, again, the world famous Bonestock. And that's what we're going to talk about today. We're not even going to take, well, we might. But we're not even going to worry about so much about questions. We're going to talk about Bonestock. Okay. A little bit, because this is the shit. This is the so this is i was our seventh year of going to bone stock okay yeah it's been that long yeah it's been that long so and and so okay so let's give you a little background on what what is bone stock we're just going what's bone stock uh okay so bone stock started this is the 17th year of bone stock all right and so okay all of you single males listening right now this is the ultimate proof positive that if you're a cool single male anything's possible okay so bones that's that's his name uh started this 17 years ago initially he was a couple at that time when they first started it I'll see at that time. When they first started it, after the first or second one, he became a single. He was a single male. So, the original Bones parties started off as like 10, 15 people hanging out. Hanging out, got an acreage, hanging out, having a fire a fire just really laid back chill thing going on but it was all swingers so there was obviously you know sex and shenanigans that went along with it so it was just like a really nice house party now most people nowadays if you go once you became a single male people like well fucking people that go to single males party god nobody likes single males here's the thing he broke that mold because he is a respectful uh cool fun single male All right. god nobody likes single males here's the thing he broke that mold because he is a respectful uh cool fun single male all the way across the board so the parties just kept getting bigger and better okay so traditions started like one of the traditions uh at bone stock uh that started to wane in the last couple years uh is because it's usually around the time of his birthday. So it's kind of a celebration of his birthday and the last seven years celebration of your birthday as well. But one of the things that started years and years ago, it originally started off, and this will make sense as we talk later on. The first year he was drunk and there was a bet made, there was a challenge made about fucking something weird and extreme and he brought out a can of cream corn and fucked a can of cream corn.
Speaker2: That's right. And there was a bet made. There was a challenge made about fucking something weird and extreme. And he brought out a can of cream corn and fucked a can of cream corn. That progressed to a pie. And so for years and years and years, it was known every time that the first thing Bones would do is at the beginning of the event, as soon as the sun went down, and everybody couldn't, everybody, he'd gather everybody around the fire and get up close and out would come the pastry of choice, usually a pie. But first, all the bonfire virgins, you separate all the female bonfire virgins first because here's the greatest part about it. And you were there. You did it at one time, at your first one. After he fucked the pie, then the virgins had to come up and lick the pie off of his dick. I just thought they were making it up. You know, the first one we went to, it was cold. It was fucking damn cold. And we ended up in a in a building one of the morton buildings and i just remember there was a whole bunch of people around and they're like who's a virgin who's a virgin and they're like well she is and i'm like okay what am i doing and they go oh you have to go suck the pie off of his dick i'm like okay and i went and did it and but and there was like four other people that were virgins that year yeah okay the biggest key to bone and then anybody could if they wanted well yeah bones is never going to turn somebody down no if somebody was like hey can i suck your dick okay he was going to be all in if he wanted to suck his dick so you know the thing The thing was is the whole key of what has made Bonefire so fucking awesome for so many years in Bonestock is that it's all about what you put in it. Okay. This is the ultimate lifestyle event because it is 100%. There's this great mix of old school swingers new newbies i mean there was a you know there was a couple here that this was their very first this weekend it was their very first lifestyle event and they were all in at before and well i'll come back to that it was it was kind of cool so the thing is it's all about participation but you would see everything i mean that's the best part about it you there was all kinds of of extremes there were people that and there's still there are still people that come that come from the original were there at the very first ones so that have not missed a bone stock which is which is awesome so you see all levels of of swinging there's single males there's couples there's single females uh everything we've seen triads there we've seen you name it all kinds of stuff so and it's it's because it's the midwest there's something cool about midwest events okay because we're just we're like we're more laid back than everybody else okay so this is it and it's it's in it's in iowa and it's by outside of a small town so it has a small town feel so here's the deal bones always provide us the main dish right and it's like a church potluck i mean everybody calls it was like the bible revival you the Bible revival. You know, it's a Bible study. That's what we call it. It's a Bible study. So, you know, the garage is laid out. There's a shit ton of food laid out. Everybody's bringing, you know, side dishes to share. That's going on all day, all night long. That doesn't close. The garage door never closes. So there are people all night long. I mean, we've been out at four in the morning uh us being the last of the old people one year uh out there when it was one time yeah raining and then jumping on the trampoline convinced the youngins to jump on the trampoline yep yeah well and i was naked yeah well okay so bone fire when you go out there it's he's on like five acres of land so and there's fields all around the closest neighbor is a pig farm a ways away and it's just the pigs there's nobody that they don't nobody lives there it's in the middle of nowhere it is awesome so once the sun goes down it's game on and and to give you to give you the mental picture of what it looks like out there. So there is two trampolines right next to each other. Oh, the stories they could tell. A huge area for the fire pit. Huge area for the fire pit. And so then all the pallets, because we go through shit. Last night we didn't go through as many times. Well, yeah, because it was hotter than the fog. But some years we went through. A lot. A lot. I mean, it's a raging fire going on. He's got a stage built. It's got a stripper pole in it, but it couples. See, Bones is always creative because he comes up with new stuff. He's made it so it also couples couples for, because he is big into knife play. And so if somebody wants knife play, like in public, he's got it now set up so you can be strapped up with the crossbars, which it's so funny. Every time he does that, everybody stops. Yeah, absolute silence. Just stops and just stares. And so, I mean, for a lot of people that's their first interdiction interdiction what dick what introduction to cock no to uh to kink right so i mean uh but he's got a place that people can dance he's got a little bar set up out there he said i mean it's just everything is conducive for for swinging and and the thing is it's continued to get more and more and more some years you'll have a glory uh glory hole wall up uh something we'll tell you a little bit about in a second about some of the new the newer things that i've done out there but there's tents all over the place campers and it's just laid back right so when you go out to one of these things again it's small town feel right but there's all this shit ton of people everywhere and and i gotta tell you last night some years there's all kinds of nudity some years as soon as the sun goes down the titties are out chicks are running completely naked guys and people are naked all over whatever because you've got people out there that they literally come out there just for the voyeurism i mean there's some that they literally they just love to be able to come out and just sit around naked right and they chat and that there's some people that just come out for the really for the social part of it you want to know what makes a kick-ass swinger event that's it it's one where you can have a shit ton of people that want to do a shit ton of different things and everybody gets along all night long you know and you'll hear the moans and groans throughout the tents all over the place uh or or there'll be shit going on the trampolines one year there was a fucking just mass melee on the on the trampolines i tell you, last night, we were part of it.
Speaker1: Yay.
Speaker2: The two trampolines were right next to each other.
Speaker3: And there were two couples on the other trampoline.
Speaker1: And there were three couples of us on the main stage. And then there were people.
Speaker2: Oh, my God.
Speaker3: There was more nakedness last night.
Speaker2: And then we've seen it in a while. There was a a lot of there was one time i was going to the bathroom and one guy was telling another girl well just get naked and she goes i'm not gonna be the first one well i just have me walking by i said let me go to the bathroom i'll be the first one it'll be all good and when somebody breaks the ice the seal. And I come out and I'm like. And then it's game on. Game on. Because it was, you know, the infernos of hell for heat yesterday. They had, we had four little kiddie pools. There is nothing fucking funnier. There is nothing funnier. Because by the end, so you have a bunch of drunk people. Uh-huh. You had, like, eight adults naked.
Speaker1: In three kiddie pools. In three or four kiddie pools. I mean, and trying to, and a hose, did you see the, like, the car wash hose extension?
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker1: You know what? One girl was getting, she was getting, like, the hot tub treatment with it. I've never seen these people how they all fit in there it was just fucking funny as shit but closeness yeah a loving connection but you see people what's so cool is you see people there's no pressure right it's totally no pressure but like last night there's people oh there's some people there somebody's giving somebody a blow job oh there's somebody getting eaten on oh there's some people fucking oh there's some noises coming from the from the field who knows what that is so i mean it's just it's fucking insane it's it's awesome so people go well but you know what if i don't know anybody that's where bone fire bone stock kicks ass so last night we had a of course for those of you who don't know, we have a super secret page, Crazy Chasma on Facebook. And so that's where we advertise the parties and stuff for Bones. And we had a couple that drove. Three hours. Three hours? Was it a little further than that? No, three hours. Three hours. And they were the ones that had never been to an event before. And they got here and they got out. And most people, there wasn't a lot of people up in the garage when they first got there. They just kind of followed the noise down to the fire, which the first time you go, that's kind of what you do. It's a little awkward. Yeah, the very first time. And once you've gone for a couple of times done, it's like, cheers. Yay! You know what I mean it's just awesome so and they they came down and and they paid their money and they talked to us for a second i'm like just have fun and and now i saw him an hour later and he he comes up and he's like oh my god this is so much fun everybody's just it's not clicky it's not it's because we that shit's not tolerated at bones you just You just don't do that. There is no clicks. And so they knew literally no one. They knew us from the page because they'd seen us on our lives and watched our podcast and stuff like that. But they knew no one else. So we're kind of easy to spot. Yeah, we're easy to spot. But they knew no one else. And before the night was over, at one point in time time i was coming out of the house and uh i don't remember her name i feel bad about that but i come into the garage uh out of the house because i'd taken a shower and uh there was the the gal that was part of the couple 100 buck naked getting a snack getting loaded getting some fresh fruit and she's this is so much fun this this place is just great i said are you having a good time she goes this is so awesome she goes everybody is Thank you. getting a snack getting loaded getting some fresh fruit and she's this is so much fun this this place is just great i said are you having a good time she goes this is so awesome she goes everybody is so nice and and then talking about what else we've been you know doing that the other events and she's like i'm so glad we came this is you know we were really nervous we were so nervous about coming here because we didn't know anybody what if you know we just wouldn't have anybody to talk to and she's like this is a blast and so she's standing there holding up like a plate of fruit and a drink but they go and this is a blast I'm like you're obviously having fun we've all been that first time to
Speaker3: bones we've all been there I remember texting somebody and in one of them is watching and I go on we're not gonna know anybody are you gonna be there
Speaker1: because I'm not gonna know anybody when you gonna be there because i i'm not gonna know anybody we're not gonna know but at least i'm gonna be there well yeah i think we're gonna be there just come on down it's all good i'm like we're not gonna know anybody and we were nervous we almost we were like we were not quite halfway there and we were almost like abort and it's like and here's the thing bones because he's he's old school guy right and a lot of those a lot of people are what's funny is some of those guys that are old school guys have been there all the way through are now part of like our management team on our our page and stuff uh do you remember okay so you remember how really the first time the first time how bones uh introduced himself to you you remember it
Speaker3: what wasn't the first time i know what are we talking about what it was i think it was probably the second or third time second it was the second he had he talked to us walk around in a t-shirt and he's like, can I eat you out?
Speaker2: Yeah. Sure.
Speaker1: And that was it. We had turned to you and i said do you care he goes no well no that was that was a the first time the first time it was super cold we just got to talk to him briefly that was the second one we went to we really we we knew him we talked a little bit we didn't know him real well but he had he had loved how we had participated on the first one he was like you guys are old school swingers you guys get it and so yeah and he just and he just came up and and you know can i can i eat you out on the trampoline it's like uh okay sure thing and here's the thing this is how cool the whole vibe is out there that's what he did he went over h out and he's like thanks i'm like do you want to have sex no i just wanted to teach you and then the next one out there because there's different games we always there's always different games the next one was the bomb pops yeah which which sugar--free Bomb Pops. Sugar-free Bomb Pops.
Speaker2: That's right.
Speaker1: Safety first, kids. Sugar-free Bomb Pops.
Speaker3: The girls lay around the edge of the trampoline, and whoever wants to warm you up can be there. And I had one guy go, I got her.
Speaker1: I'm in. And one proceeds to. Bang with the Bomb Pop. And then out and then lick like and but here's a and so it was whoever wanted to participate yeah and people were like okay fuck yes and that's what makes it great some people some people when they come out all they want to do is watch the festivities and yeah and then you know then, you know, the game's over, and six years later, we still laugh every time we see fucking bomb pops in the fucking store. You're never going to like that in this. No, you just, you know, and where you don't like cold things, especially on your fucking cooter. Yeah, I mean, and that's the party. Yeah. God, that was, so you you didn't there was one bucket list and you didn't get to do not your bucket list i would say it's not my bucket list i just offered to help
Speaker3: and you were being a team player yes he wants to well at first he wanted to have sex in a tree and i'm like looking up and going unless you build a platform that isn't happening um and then he goes well how about on the grain bin you know that's doable and then on the way there
Speaker1: He's a big fan. happening um and then then he goes well how about on the grain bin you know that's doable and then on the way there he goes i don't think we're going to be able to do you did you just scorched your ass he goes it's too hot well they're metal they're metal now you have to understand bones the real job is he works where he's up on buildings and stuff he loves heights and that's his thing so uh yeah but one of these times you it was gonna be this time but it was you guys would have got fucking fried up there because a metal grain bed yeah that's the kind of shenanigans that goes on at bone stock so uh in the last couple of years so see i want people to know what they're missing so they go oh my god we got it we got to go we got to go to this uh the last couple years so last year at bone stock okay this brings back to the whole pie thing and the whole the whole food thing there's a fucking food fetish he doesn't admit he has a food fetish there that motherfucker has a food fetish and a half uh so uh last year they got it this desire to do a wrestling a wrestling thing and because there's one gal's very, very attractive that's out there, and they wanted to wrestle. So they had decided to wrestle in cream corn. Oh, my God. You. Fuck you. I don't even want to hear your shit. You're like, ugh. I had to open the cans. You had to help. Yeah. Look, you will never eat cream corn again. You'll never eat corn. I think it took us six months before we could tolerate the smell of corn. Well, and they needed a referee, so I get stuck being the referee. Yeah, you were just. Oh, my God. You want to talk about disgusting. Holy shit. Cream corn is disgusting. Now, it's fun because she's hot and it's fun. And, you know, but. So after that, yeah, for like six months, I couldn't stand the smell of cream corn i mean it doesn't help now you know i went and showered right afterwards and threw my jeans in the car in the trunk of the car we're not gonna go through that story again about leaving your jeans in the car for a month yeah that was awesome so this year they wanted to do something different because it's all about new and changing things up and making things fun.
Speaker2: I don't know whose idea it was. I've had conflicting things.
Speaker1: If it was Bones or if it was his girlfriend,
Speaker2: or if it was the other wrestler, I don't know who exactly.
Speaker1: We've had conflicting things on who this fucking came up with. Comes up with the grand scheme of crap.
Speaker2: Wrestling material.
Speaker1: They wanted noodles. Fucking like pasta noodles. So remember remember now yesterday was like 180 fucking degrees it's not like oh god it's not it wasn't cooked it was cooked but wasn't cooked it was disgusting throughout the day we were tossing noodles raw noodles into this pool of water and to soak up the noodles it didn't have the i mean it was soft was soft, but I don't know. You didn't get in the damn thing. No. Yeah. No. So, we did noodle resting. That is, now I have to say it's kind of relaxing after the fact. But I mean, at first it was pretty fucking disgusting. I mean, because there was, there was like 200 pounds of noodles. It was gross. And by the end of the day day after all day long out all day and all night that sitting there and soaking in the noodles i was just like oh my god but i can say see you know everybody comes back with stories from bone stock memories uh i got to have i had two two girls uh wanted to wrestle me in the in the the noodles i have one girl that wanted to wrestle me and we're both short we take it as a joke she goes but it could be midget wrestling and i'm like yeah but that's gross she said it too loud because instantly people's ears are like there's all kinds of wait until there's something more fun to wrestle in. Noodles. Oh, no, that's just not my cup of tea. You have not lived until you've had somebody just stuff. The two girls were stuffing noodles in my pants and my shorts. Grabbed my junk. It was all wrapped around me. I could have taken like a direct nut punch, and I had so many noodles stuffed in there.
Speaker3: Shelly's suggesting next year pickles.
Speaker1: Do you know how much you'd stink after that? Oh, God. Oh, goes on out there. But yeah, that was fun. I guarantee that Bones will be cleaning his bathroom forever. Because when I wanted to take a shower, I thought I had all the fucking noodles out of my pants and shit. I took mine and I was like, fuck, there were noodles all the fucking over the place. And it's fucking disgusting as shit. And it's fucking absolutely awesome. Yeah. But yeah, there's just shenanigans to be had all over. At least noodles don't smell. Oh, God. Yeah, I think. You know when you float in water in noodles? It's kind of like a salt bath because the fucking noodle spoo kind of holds you up. It'd be the starch, but that's okay. Well, I don't know what it is. They keep wanting us to try to get a bunch of spunk lube out there. And what could possibly go wrong with that? There's a lot of shit you know it'd be slippery the thing is there's been times that people have talked about putting a zipline they can get bones put a zipline out there and and it's just there's just no way that's a good idea there's there's not enough waivers there's not enough waivers for people to sign to have a zipline out there but yeah yeah so i mean it's just yeah no uh no no bones uh no he's growing cucumbers oh no make them long and hard buddy just don't put any garlic in it that smell would be horrendous but the the biggest thing is is you will see almost everything bone stock bonfire you'll see almost everything at Bonestock, Bonfire. You'll see almost everything. But you will never have more fun. You will never. I don't, honest to God, I cannot think of any time really anybody has left there other than having had a good time. Enough so that people are like, fuck yeah, we want to go back. The reason we're doing this podcast on this is i want people to know you you want to you want to be there if you have the opportunity okay now there were some people this year that were huge pussies because it was fucking hot look we're in the midwest so the end of june it is usually hot that that's how that but it really wasn't that bad during the day it was testing a little bit but you know we had a hot tub that was actually a cold water filled with well water so if you were too hot all you had to do was get in that for about two fucking seconds and that would that chill you in the shade it wasn't bad no and it was it was awesome i mean someone that put a lot of firewood on got a little bit of a lecture okay i know we need a fire just to have the but we don't need it not it doesn't need to be you know five feet high i mean this is not we don't need a raging it's not burning man for christ's sakes yeah that oh but it's just laughter and conversation and stories and you hear some of the best fucking quotes.
Speaker2: If you want to get the best quotes, swinger quotes in the world, you need to be on a trampoline between the hours of 2.30 and 4.30. Because here's when people are coming out. Look, all I'm going to say is, you know, we've cracked a joke on this show before about how the right emoticon is.
Speaker3: You know, if you really want to get out of here, we actually heard that in full voice. We actually thought someone was getting sick until we heard him slapping ass. I don't think we've had that much fun. People sitting there laughing. Look, you haven't lived until you've had somebody cheering you on when you're fucking. And then you had a first. When he made fun of one story that you told of the poor, you know, going to one of our first campfires and the guy coming out screaming because he got a leg cramp in the middle of sex.
Speaker1: But he came rolling out of the tent because I was at our tent getting some of that and i'm hearing oh and all of a sudden it's oh my god oh my god cramp ow ow and literally he's rolling out of the tent holding his leg i've told that story for a year because that was really fucking funny until it happens to you hey you want to know what karma is a motherfucker big time because last night we're on the trampoline. We are actively engaged in sexual activity with another couple we were swapping and uh you know there's a lot of things you want to have happen when you're getting your dick sucked um a major hip cramp is not one of them where you're just like oh you don't want to say anything because you don't want her to stop but at this point in time your hip and your leg is harder than your dick because it's just stepped up like a motherfucker and she looks up with your dick in her mouth and you're pinching your nose to try to make it go away and just starts laughing and go i'm like that was me i was i was on that duty at that time yeah we had just and then i'm and then i'm like that was me i was i was on that duty at that time yeah we had just and then i'm and then i'm rolling around on the trampoline trying to stretch my fucking leg out and all i could do was laugh because you've told stories about the guy rolling out so so whoever that guy is i'm fucking sorry i apologize for being a huge douchebag and man and telling that fucking and telling that fucking story oh oh my god yeah uh well another great quote another awesome quote of the night was the off button oh my god oh my god so uh there were folks there and and there's a lot of dick sucking going on and and he he good friend of ours they're both very good friends of ours and they were he got a blow job he he got he got like a boss uh if we would have been giving out awards there could have been awards to be given out but it's just like you know sometimes you just gotta hit the off button what i go what in the fuck mind you this is about 3 30 on the trampoline what is the off what is the off button we just pop her on the head that's the off and i'm like oh my god and she she is at the tent which is not far from the tent or not far from the tramp trampoline. She hears that. She goes, off, button, boink, and starts laughing. It's like, oh, my God. We have heard it. We have heard it all. Those trampolines have seen some shit. Another couple came out to, why they're, okay. If there's people that are on another trampoline just talking, you are coming out to fuck at your own risk on the other trampoline not because anything bad's gonna happen no but you have a peanut gallery there and there's a really good chance at that point in time it's those of us that are going to be so so very so very fucking helpful it's not even it's not even funny so a couple came out to fuck uh they came on the other trampoline, and as they're getting ready to get started, there was something made, a comment made about breakfast the next morning. And the poor dude, he's starting to, they're a couple. Yeah, this is why. Yeah, so, you know, and they'd been playing. so this is like reconnection sex and of course i think it's funny to start talking about breakfast orders why she's trying i'm trying to fuck she's yelling out breakfast orders he's just looking at me like you're such a dick but it's it's all in it's all in you know it's all in good fun it was a really good time it was fun yes there was one
Speaker3: time that when we were on that trampoline and i look up and over by the stripper pole and stuff Thank you. It's all in good fun It was a really good time It was fun Yes There was one time When we were on that trampoline And I look up And over by the stripper pole and stuff It was just a naked Smorgasbord Yeah And there are people that are thinking Just hanging out Literally And there are people doing shit One guy was like Well I kind of would like to get naked but there's no other guys i said there was one right there that just walked by they said you want to get naked get
Speaker1: naked once the sun goes down the rules go away not the rules the inhibitions go away that's the other part that makes bone stock so much fun you're never going to go to an event with more people where you can feel safe bone stocks and bone bone fires were the first parties I don't know. you're never gonna go to an event with more people where you can feel safe bone stocks and bone bonfires were the first parties that you and i ever went to that we ever had the just it's okay just just go do that's saying a lot yeah because we were pretty fucking paranoid when we first when we first started in the lifestyle but that was the first place that we ever, that I was like, okay, you know, you just go, which, I mean, you did it this time. I'm sitting in the garage chatting with people because you see people you haven't, you know, it's like a reunion. And all of a sudden I see you with another guy. You're just walking in, leading away. You're just giddy as shit.
Speaker3: Well, he has swim trunks on and he goes, I really need to take this liner out. It's really driving me nuts. I'm like, well, I have some scissors in the car. And he's just like, well, you know, I can just use my pocket knife. I'm like, yeah, you're a typical guy.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker3: And then he goes, well, you know what? I think I will take those scissors. And I said, okay. And I was just kind of prancing and dancing around and whatever. And, you know. Sober. I know him well and you know whatever so then i ham the scissors i said well do you need help and he goes well of course and i'm like well awesome so i go follow him behind well we go into the house because it was daylight so we went into the house and into the bathroom he's stripping his short top and i'm just looking at him and he's starting to cut and i'm like would you like some help stroke and he goes well sure i'm like okay so i get on my knees and he couldn't concentrate it took him forever to fucking get those shorts a fucking cut. And that was fun.
Speaker2: So, you know, you never know. And then finally I'm like, okay, I'm too much of a distraction. Yeah, it was going to take him two hours to get a shorts cut.
Speaker4: And then, you know, I stopped and he goes, boy, you can get a lot more done when there's no distraction.
Speaker3: And that's the way it's supposed to be.
Speaker1: Okay, so we've got to take a quick break here break here really really quick and uh we'll be right back hey have you ever thought about being on a show do you want to hear your story on one of our podcasts we want to hear from you send us your funny stories about the time when you were outed or came out to a family friend something not your depressing ones feel free to. Feel free to keep your names outed if you don't want to. If we read your story on the air, we'll send you a free Crazy Truth patch as well. So send those in. Send them to us at crazy.casba at gmail.com. And we're back. So, okay, so I want to put this plug in because this is, again, this is another precursor. Because this is like the bonfires are like a house party on crack. Right? And we are on steroids. Crack, maybe. That'd be a crack house. I don't know if you want to go to a swinger party. Be a little crazy and out of control. I said, get a dick for $5. I don't know if you want to do that. So it's, you know, what makes it fun is the freedom of it all, right? I mean, it's totally freedom. So I'm going to put another plug in here real quick. Okay. If I can. So, you know, one of our sponsors is Natural Pines Resorts. Imagine being able to do that every weekend. Yeah. Okay. And that's what Natural Pines is. That's why we're having crazy uh summer nights out there is because it is a nudist campground and that ability and you can be nude during the day yeah yeah there you can be nude during the day there you don't have to wait till the till the sun goes down so just just to add a little uh plug there so august 2nd through the 4th or any weekend they have activities going on as well so uh you know some point in time we need to have some of the people from bonfires come on and tell some of their fucking stories and some of the shit that they have shit that they've seen i mean because really i we've seen it all out there we've had two day big two day blowout events out there we've had uh we've had yeah people jumping on the trampolines you being one of them at four in the morning in a thunderstorm hey but you know i was jumping with 20 something 20 somethings and they're like oh you don't want to do that i said oh come on and then i had got him to strip naked to do it that that was when we were when we that was like three years ago and it was like we were the cool old people three years ago. Fuck. That's right. Because we were the only old people left up. It's all about going hard. Then from there on, it was who can out stay up, Cole and Amanda. It's just like, okay. Today, last night, everybody went to bed at a fairly, well, they were getting it on. But I mean, they were. Uh. They went to their tents, fairly reasonable time. Look, there is something super cool about sitting outside. Because when I was pretty sure we were sitting outside, you and I, our tent, it was 3.30 in the morning. Well staring at the stars because there's so many. And you just hear the rumble of fucking throughout the, you know, just that slap. Just at different places all over. It's kind of like a call of the wild. Yeah. You might not hear coyotes out there, but you'll hear that just just throughout and then occasionally you see somebody naked padding across headed into the bathroom or whatever or somebody will be stopping at the fire to have a cigarette or something like or somebody needs an after-sex snack yeah somebody's headed up to the yeah you never know at any time you you'll go up to the garage i went up to the garage at four in the morning there's somebody in there you know snacking eating whatever whatever uh the fact that bones for 17 years has opened his home i mean in the lifestyle look we put on parties at other places we put on stuff at hotels and and obviously now campground takeovers whatever uh and a lot of people throw house parties Okay. But you throw out think about the work you do throwing a house party for like 10 couples yeah now magnify this by this huge number and that's the other reason why i want to fucking make sure that we talk about this because here's the deal uh you know what people like bones are kind of a they're a quote-unquote dying breed in the lifestyle right because people like the hotel stuff and people don't have as much time bone spends literally weeks upon weeks getting ready for the bonfire like picking up sticks and his yard there's not i mean there's trees all over there's not a single fucking stick because you don't want somebody to step on a stick barefooted or whatever and getting stuff ready and and hanging lights all over the fucking place and just go ape shit and at the end of it i mean you look at the the chaos that's strewn across the land you know when it's over i mean he's told stories about finding a condom in a tree like in the knot hole of a tree somebody got drunk and fucked a tree i guess uh you know whatever it it's still his home but he opens it up and he doesn't just like open up the ground literally his house his house is open so you know the only rule is you don't go upstairs right so you know there's people you'll walk in there with people fucking on his couch he's got 70s porn bones if you're listening you really need to update your porn collection because the 70s and 80s porn just say it was fun to sit there and with other people and make comments it's kind of a tradition now because the porn's probably been gone since day one, the same porn. But he opens his home, and you just have free reign of the place. Like, you don't have to ask for anything. You don't have to. You just do it. So that's pretty rare anymore. You know, and he makes sure that, you know, everything's cool, and there's always people there people there that are watching there's always people if you need something or somebody needs something they can you know get help and whatever and you know through the years sometimes he'll charge sometimes he doesn't but it takes a lot of time and a lot of work to do this and and so again i'm putting this out there to all the swingers across the land, all around the world. Commit to events. Please commit to events. Because when people are trying to plan this stuff, it's really hard when people don't know until the very last second. You know, what the fuck, how many people. So I just wanted to give a huge shout out. I mean, there's just, you know, what people do for this kind of stuff so we can have fun. Because every, that we've never left there, that the Sunday afterwards, we don't sit back and just laugh thinking about the different fucking stupid shit that was going on. I mean, you know. Okay, so one of the other events went on. I lost a bet. Okay, so this event's in Iowa. So, there's all kinds of Iowa people and all kinds of Nebraska people there. So i lost a bet be okay so this event's in iowa so there's all all kinds of iowa people and all kinds of nebraska people there uh so i lost a bet last year because my huskers lost to the fucking uh dumb cyclones or uh hawkeyes whatever those fucking birds are like they're like sick crack pigeons we're gonna call them they'll the fuckers up. Anyways, I lost a bet. So this year I did have to paint my balls black and gold, which that did happen. If you are part of our MeWe group or whatever, you can actually see pictures of that. And, you know, I can't post it. Maybe we'll find some more so we can post those. I don't know. But, yeah, so, you know, you never know what you'll see. You always hear the football arguments go on. That's always a lot of fun. And, yeah, so, which we have to win that shit this year because I'm not going to be three down. Next year's bet's not bad.
Speaker3: No, it's not bad.
Speaker1: The first year was your ass, so we've gotten better. We included the girls in what the bet was this year, which is way better than last year. So, yeah, we have to do that. But that's kind of what you see. So a huge, huge shout-out to Bones and all that he does.
Speaker3: What else did you see?
Speaker1: Oh, my God. Okay. Wait, just this year or or or previous years what's your most most memorable moment my most memorable bone moment bone moment um i think the first time i fucked on the trampoline because really you had burns on your knees, I had burns on my knees. Here's the, here's the thing though. That was one of the first, you know, I had a high school in a fucking a car and shit like that, but fucking on a trampoline, it takes more work than you think because if there's more than one couple, you trying to gauge the rhythm Right? You're trying to make it work And There were three couples On the trampoline And that was like one that didn't It was like sport Fucking extraordinary because There was another couple that were like switch And I'm like fucking this girl and i'm like hi i'm cool that was you know uh and also i that was the same one where another one of our friends uh took my underwear and she didn't bring them i asked her yeah she didn't bring this year where's cole's underwear yeah yeah she goes at home and i'm like okay someone said there should be a show about where's cole's cold because here's the cool thing okay so when you walk around the trampolines you have to be careful because all around the edges is just piles of clothes clothes and shoes because what happens is you're standing there talking and you're talking and next you know you're making out and then next you know you're fucking well there's a trampoline in your clothes yeah but he's naked and fucking on the trampoline so usually though what happens is it's nice a lot of times you don't put your
Speaker2: We'll be right back. Like, well, there's a trampoline. Stripping your clothes. Yeah, but he's naked and fucking on a trampoline. So usually, though, what happens is it's nice.
Speaker1: A lot of times you don't put your clothes back on. That's pretty normal. Then people are just patting around naked. I did that. And this was the year husbands listened to your fucking wives. So I had a pair of fucking old underwear, ratty underwear, whatever. They were comfy. Had holes in them. And you're like, don't fucking wear those to this. don't worry when we get there i'm going to change and i'll put on a different pair of underwear that didn't fucking happen so the night starts i've got the ratty underwear on so when when we got naked no one noticed my ratty underwear uh it was dark out but our friend that took my underwear so she takes a pair of like the worst pair of underwear i own that was several years ago that pair of underwear has been i've lost a lot of shit in iowa i usually lose like socks and pants and shit whenever we go to bonfire all of a sudden my underwear starts showing up on pictures my underwear has been to jamaica twice it has been on the nude beaches twice uh it's been back at bone fire because one year she wore it back at bone fire and looks up her dress and goes look what i got yep uh but that so that was probably my best that that todd's best was he said he saw batman fuck a pipe. Oh, you pie oh you fucking dick okay yeah so one year I got roped into I got asked if I would I would help with the with the pie fucking so there were two pies there were two fucking pies oh god and I have a Batman mask yes I help I help fuck it well I didn't Batman helped fuck a pie actually what was funny about that night was Bones later on was really really drunk that night the pie was sitting out the pie was sitting out and he comes out and he is hammered I hope you remember this tequila he comes out and he was hungry
Speaker2: he's like
Speaker1: ooh look a pie and picks up the pie grabs a scoop of it and eats it and every time
Speaker2: he goes
Speaker1: dude that's the pie you fucked and he's like Thank you. ooh, look, a pie, and picks up the pie, grabs a scoop of it, and eats it. And every time they go, dude, that's the pie you fucked. And he's like, uh, it doesn't taste bad. And then wandered off. Oh, like kissing a girl after she sucked her dick. Sort of. I guess. No, I got a better memory. This is special for Bones. Okay. When Bones came out, see, you never know what you can count on he came out he came out right he's like i'll be right back i gotta change he was making fun of people that change outfits all the time and he comes back and he is train wrecked yeah he has on a pair of uh suspenders, women's panties.
Speaker2: Crotchless.
Speaker1: Crotchless panties with his balls hanging out.
Speaker3: White lacy panties.
Speaker1: White lacy panties. I think work boots.
Speaker3: Yes, he did have the work boots.
Speaker1: And I think a hat, one of his hats. And he comes out and he's like, hey, and he's dancing around. And the thing is, the best part was, he did not believe us the next day. No, there was even like a month later, he came out to our house. And he goes, I did not. And I said, somebody's got pictures. And he goes, there's not pictures, no proof. Somebody finally produced. Because that same event, it was his birthday. He went to bed really, really night and there's pictures to prove it because i've got a picture where standing like my dick up by his head he's all passed out that was the same night that he went he went into the he came into his house came out of the bedroom completely dressed i'm gonna go find somebody to have sex with left disappeared for like 30 like 30 minutes. We were standing in the kitchen. I don't know why. No idea where he went to. He comes back completely naked. White as a ghost. White as a ghost. He's like, I've never met. And nobody at the party knows where he went. I don't know where they ever found his fucking clothes. I don't know because he had no fucking idea yeah so that was 10 30 that he vowed to not get that drunk after that one he hasn't no that was he was like no but i remember that outfit was uh he needs to wear that outfit again sometime soon we need to get that we need to get those pictures posted right away yeah what is your best what's the best thing you ever didfire? You've done a lot of shit, so there's... What the hell does that mean? Well, you have. I mean, you've been a very active participant. I'm usually one of the first ones naked. Usually, as in always. You're a leader. You're a leader amongst tits. Sure. Titties hanging out. I mean, well, more topless. Anymore. I mean, you know, after hooking up, you don't usually put clothes back on. You just kind of dance around naked. Gosh, I don't have like a specific one that stands out. The Bomb Pops will always stand out. The Bomb Pops will always be a special place. We couldn't go shopping for a week.
Speaker3: If it wasn't for Todd going, you're going to do this. And I'm like, okay, fine, I'll do it.
Speaker1: So Bones is always good about getting the new people to help get them involved. He's like, come on, come on, it'll be fun. It'll be fun. Okay, yeah, I won't forget that one. What about when you were peeing by the trampoline? Oh, God, do we have to bring that up? That was fucking awesome. I was drunk. We were all sitting there. Again, the trampoline is the place to be if you're still up at 3.30 in the morning. You want to be by the trampolines with other people up. Because you were standing there, you got off the trampoline, there was like 10 of us. And all we were doing was talking. Well, y'all got quiet all of a sudden. Well, because we heard something. We were all just laying on the trampoline, like looking up at the stars and just shooting the shit. Not a fucking sexual thing about it. Everybody was close. Well, I wasn't close. No, not everybody was close. No, the girls were. All the girls were pretty, either topless or naked. And all of a sudden, we hear this tinkle. And it turns into this. It's more like a flood. It turns into this blatantly water. And we all start, we're like, what the fuck? And I look over, and Bones goes, bones goes amanda you peen and you're like maybe i just like he goes i don't think it's that loud it sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock and we're all because we all just stopped because we're all here and you're just you were just sitting there just like and you thought you were being so sneaky and it's like, uh... I thought I moved further away. Apparently, I didn't. There was a quiet calm that echoed through the... Okay, y'all won't let me forget that one. That was funny as shit. I was really drunk that day. Look, every time there's somebody that is drunk, there's one of the people that have been there for years and years that she has to wear a blinky bracelet because there are fields all the way around it. So that corn thing, she's not a tall girl. So this way, if she goes meandering in the field, she can lift up her arm with the blankie bracelet. That's a running joke that you can, this way you can.
Speaker3: The corn was awfully tall this year. You wouldn't have found her.
Speaker1: Yeah, no. But that's always, you know, I think that was one of the first places I saw people lit up bras. I remember looking at the fucking the trampoline and there's like these lights, like it was like a laser light show bouncing around with it. I'm like, okay. We gotta see that. When you can have a party that I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don like a laser light show bouncing around. I'm like, OK, we got to see that when you can have a party that a rock band can come out and play and they're on a break. And they're standing and they've seen everything they thought and they're standing around the trampoline watch is going, holy fucking shit. they like took instead like a 10 minute break it was like a 30 minute break because they were watching it was like a it was a girl melee yeah it was i missed it it was like 10 girls piled on trampoline and they were just like this is the coolest party ever yeah i missed it yeah uh you were uh busy i was you were busy so i mean it's not like you were sitting alone in the tent just going oh i'm lonely no you don't go to your tent yeah well you you do well sometimes sometimes you don't hang out sometimes you you were you were yeah so you didn't miss anything but when you can shock a rock band that's how you know it'stay and half. And they were just like, dude, anytime you want us to come back, man, that was the greatest, greatest party ever. They enjoyed that. Yeah, that was a little bit of fun. Yeah, and here's the thing is, you know, there's never like evidence. What happens at Bonfire as a general rule, you know, pretty much stays there. The funny stories, because you hear a lot of stories through all the years of stuff going on. And people filling in blanks. It's great to go back to a party that had the same people there year after year and new people coming in. Because they can fill in the blanks that you couldn't remember. Because usually, if you're doing something kind of fucked up, you might have been a little tipsy. And they can help fill in the blanks that you couldn't remember because usually if you're doing something kind of fucked up you might have been a little uh a little tipsy and they can help fill in the blanks they might remember something that that you didn't remember sometimes you don't want to remember people keep bringing it up over and over again uh did we did we get a did we get any pictures of todd's uh or of uh the outfits for the uh yes I gotta say, now, of course, one participant came out, she's hot, in a bikini. An excellent choice of costumes. I'd say. Bones came out and his is just... He had on the chicken. The cock underwear. Viking helmet. Yeah, it was epic to say the least. We had a great DJ out there this year and another lifestyler. So they had like theme music. It was like WWE, but with noodles. There was music playing during the noodles? No, it was quiet during the noodles. Okay, I was like, I don't remember hearing like no but there was there was the music when when for when bones came out there was there was theme music to get everything you know to get the crowd jacked up because that was really hard to fucking do was trying to get the crowd pumped up for this shit they'd been waiting to fucking see people roll around these fucking disgusting noodles all day long we're hoping next next year to have different food. There's noodles in our tent. I know there is. Not really sure how they got there. With my clothes. He was getting clothes to go shower. Yeah, it was awesome. So, all right. So, apparently I'm being told. Cough gets better, that we got to wrap it up. So, hey, a big shout out, a big toast again to Bones and 17 years. Keep it going strong, brother. We love you and can't wait for next year. All right, a big shout out again to Natural Pines resort the adult playground over 120 acres uh of adult debauchery to have to be had visit them at www.naturalpinesresorts.com make sure you tell them that casbah sent you i remember they got theme events every single weekend so make sure you take advantage of all the different activities and of course our crazy summer nights and if you want to again we want your stories about you you know what happened when somebody found out that you were a swinger send this send those to us at crazy.casba at gmail.com all right you're going to want to make sure you go visit our youtube channel and subscribe we've got some exciting new features ready to roll out, and you're going to want to be a part of those. So go to www.youtube.com backslash C backslash Kazbah, K-A-S-B-H. And if you like what you hear, visit our Patreon, www.patreon.com backslash crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, Kazbah, K-A-S-B-H. And you can also follow us on Twitter. That would be at Truth Crazy. You can follow us on Instagram at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y underscore Kazba, K-A-S-B-H. Don't forget to sign up on our YouTube or on our Facebook page, which would be Crazy Truth. And you can always send us emails. We love your emails at crazy, K-R-z-y dot kazba k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com and don't forget everybody needs some crazy truth merch that's right we've got merchandise go to teespring.com backslash stores backslash crazy k-r-a-z-y hyphen truth so for the time being doing it the only way i want to the only way i know how the only way i will casbah style out bye