Krazy Truth #57 A swinging Fathers day

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Natural Pines Resort, the adult playground. Over 128 acres for your enjoyment. Whether you be a nudist or whether you're in the lifestyle check out natural pines resort over 48 rv spots unlimited tent camping cabins and so much more visit them at www.naturalpinesresort.com and let them know casbah sent you hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i am your host with the most i am cole i'm here with the lovely and horny miss amanda hey i think maybe we are here to rock you with our knowledge of all things is it knowledge or is it our penises and whatever opinions okay opinions knowledge Look's the thing actually this way you got to remember this if they don't know then it's our knowledge if they do know then it's our opinion see how this works out uh so hey we haven't done this for a little while but uh i i could not resist this i want to take a moment to give a big shout out to Florida. Okay, so I'm going to piss off most of the people in the state of Florida. You that listen to us, we love you. Don't take this personally. But obviously, if you live in a shit state that's shaped like a dick, then a penis, the penis of the country, you obviously do dumb things. Some of our best sex stories come out of fucking Florida. And this is no exception. So just the other day in Brevard County, Florida, and let's see, the Palm Bay Police Department have arrested a man that they said stole pool float toys for sex. So apparently over the last six months, there's been a rash of floaties being stolen from neighborhood pools, from people's pools. When they caught the guy, he had a couple deflated ones in his bag, which he said... Which he said... Can you say this without laughing? This is awesome. That instead of raping women He got off on fucking floaties So kudos for not raping women But yeah So when they went to his His fucking apartment They found over 75 Fucking Kudon Fucking Floaties Floaties Flo floaties and flotation devices so yeah so uh schwu the backyards and pools in florida are so much safer now you don't have to check to make sure that that fucking floating dinosaur unicorn whatever you might have hasn't been spewed on by this guy. And, oh my god, this guy, you know, I get it. I can see him. Well, when you look at this guy, you go, yeah, I can see him fucking poodle noodles. Poodle noodles oroodle noodles or pool noodles
Speaker2: Poodles
Speaker1: That's a whole different story That'd probably be in Florida also But just saying So those of you in Florida that don't fuck flotation devices Thank you And just know that your neighbors are probably pretty much freaks So we may have just pissed off the entire state of Florida And I don't even fucking care
Speaker2: If you're into it why steal them Why not just go and buy them
Speaker1: Hey look man shit's expensive I'll see you next time. so we may have just pissed off the entire state of florida and i don't even fucking care if you're into it why steal them why not just go and buy them hey look man shit's expensive i you know to me why not just go to like a theme park like a like a big water park and if you find one off the side just kind of float over to it and you'll put it in the water can i borrow this go down the water slide? Oh, yeah! Oh! Ooh, it popped.
Speaker3: God, I love it.
Speaker4: I don't, okay, look.
Speaker1: Here's my thing. I don't even know how people come up with this. I mean, I can understand something that looks somewhat like a folic symbol, maybe. And you're all fucked up, and you're kind of twisted.
Speaker4: Maybe. Were these flotation devices blow-up dolls? They, symbol, maybe, and you're all fucked up and you're kind of twisted, maybe.
Speaker2: Were these flotation devices blow-up dolls?
Speaker1: To him, they were. They didn't go into detail. And look, I understand. If you go to a big box store where you can see weird people doing weird shit that's not a sponsor, and to buy a new floatie for five bucks versus going to a sex store and buying a blow-up doll,
Speaker3: I'll see you next time. and to buy a new floatie for five bucks versus, you know, going to a sex store and buying a blow-up doll. I understand price difference. And, you know, everything is tied in these economic times. But, yeah. Shelly says apparently it was a one and done. Once it was defiled once, it was unusable. Well, he apparently was into rough sex because a lot of them were popped.
Speaker4: So, you know, hey, I get it. A little bit of bondage, a little bit of fucking joking a little bit too tight.
Speaker1: Well, I doubt it was the arm ones. How do you do like one of the flat raps?
Speaker5: I'm going to go missionary.
Speaker2: I mean, are you just dry humping it?
Speaker4: No, because you get in the pool first.
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. i'm gonna go missionary i mean you just dry humping it no because you get in the pool first i makes you wonder did you take it in the bathtub do you like it what lube okay lube on a float here's what would have been really awesome could you imagine like you know the ones that are like? If you'd had them on leashes, walking them down the back and dragging them behind them. You got too much enjoyment out of that. Fuck yeah, I did. It's summertime, kids. This is what we do. But you know what? Hey, here's the deal. It's somewhat of a victimless crime, except for the little kids that walked out and didn't have their floaty toys in the pool. Think about back in the 80s when they had those chairs with the floats on the arms, but the rest of it was like the old-fashioned metal chair slat things that would hurt. I've cut my penis. I've cut my penis. Ow. Yeah, so there you go. Now, wait a minute. So, not that I'm justifying this guy, but I'm trying to come up with reasoning. I'm sure he's a nice person. If girls can have sex with all kinds of objects, why is it not okay for a guy? Because he was stealing them. Because girls are... Now, look, girls, if you're going out and stealing sticks of wood, people's newspapers... Sticks of wood? Yeah. Well, I don't know. Look, if it was back in the old days and there was still milk delivery we would be reading a story about somebody probably in florida that was stealing following the milkman around fucking the bottles of milk because they were put on the on the porch it's white and creamy i guess i i don't know look if you're i mean yes here it is once again it's that double standard that exists in this world today just because a chick can shove anything she wants up her cooter a guy a guy just can't do the same fucking thing god if all things go do all night long hey let's go fuck some stuff you want to go fuck somebody yeah what do you have in mind? Well, there's this, like, you know, dolphin. That's a floaty. I think it looks pretty hot.
Speaker4: Anyways. That's sexy.
Speaker1: Oh, worry, relax, sound guy. This is fun. People want to hear about fucking flotation devices. Oh, Lord.
Speaker4: Okay.
Speaker1: We've been unstructured. We need to move along.
Speaker4: Yes.
Speaker1: Hold on. Let me get a drink before we start spewing water all right so uh yeah so hey here's another interesting little tidbit that that just i just heard about this week also i want to share again because this this implies we've talked in the past about single males at cost at places and whatever there's another club in the midwest that just upped their prices for single males to get into their club to 75 a pop now i only bring this up i'm not i'm passing no judgment on the club for this at all but it leads me to believe just going out on a limb that number one they're getting flooded with single males right okay which i mean let's face it nobody wants a sausage fest okay you're getting flooded with single males or possibly the behavior of the single males they're trying to like weed some weeds weed some of the weed some of the the riffraff out so i throw this out there's like a public service announcement I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don acting like a creeper and shit then places aren't going to want you and they're going to try to weed out and they're going to do that via price. So that's a big one. Keep that in mind. I know other, for those of you that listen on the coast and, and cause we have people obviously listen all over the world with us. So in the Midwest, that is a lot of fucking money for a club. I mean, that, that's an astronomical amount of money. So I know if someone plays in the clubwest that is a lot of fucking money right club i mean that that's an astronomical amount of money so i know some of the places in the club that's not in the coast that might not be that big of a deal but for around here that's huge that's that's really saying something especially when the females get in for free yeah and the females get in for free so we'll let bat shit crazy end with no no charge come on in whoop whoop uh yeah so that's just an fyi so again we're not gonna have a show on behavior but it kind of ties into stuff that uh i want to talk about a little bit about though today because we've had some we've had some like we've had some more of those like question ish type things that they're like it's not a set question but it's kind of like give it give us your opinion type stuff okay so uh one that we got we actually got like three or four of these from california this week so i don't know what's going on in california but anyways uh a couple of several different guys talking about the fact uh how that guys are supposed to and and they're they're all part of couples everyone are part of games okay how uh they could not understand how their their spouses or significant others because they weren't all married some were just you know dating uh could not understand and how some of their other friends could not understand how a guy could have self-esteem issues in a lifestyle as you roll your eyes and but i mean okay so this is a valid point right right so the the and so i thought where we had three or four of them uh bring this up to us it's like okay well we'll touch on this i don't care it's all good so here's the thing people are people right so and the thing is is that regardless we all have a certain image where we feel good or where we don't feel good right but one couple was like they're seriously it's great enough for if that they're they're seriously considering getting out of the lifestyle now they had a issues, too, and we're going to hit on those also as well. So there's just a multitude of things. But the whole thing was is that a couple of these guys were getting made fun by their other friends and stuff. It's like, you know, quit being a puss. You know, come on, you're a dude. You shouldn't care about that kind of stuff. And it's like, they're asking why is that that way? Is the way it is everywhere is i just do they just have to live with it i know a lot of guys that do i know but a lot of guys don't but a lot of guys uh a lot of guys don't a lot of guys don't fucking don't talk about it you know they don't they don't bring it up they don't talk about it at all so that's one of the things is that we we want to take and you know i get it that it is something that's normal and happens so here's the thing i guess what i'd say to other guys is on this first and foremost don't fucking throw stones at some dude that's willing to admit that maybe they're having some self-esteem issues because it can it can happen to you too it can happen to anybody right you know some guys that don't feel good they don't look good age whatever the case may be it can happen to anybody right so you know have a little bit of patience and ladies cut the some slack a little bit you know you don't you don't like women don't own the market on on piss poor self-esteem no at all no they just they just don't, you don't, like, women don't own the market on piss poor self-esteem. No. At all. No. They just don't. So, I mean, you know, have a little bit of an understanding here, a little bit, that guys can deal with the exact same issues that you deal with. It is what it is. You know, so open that up. And guys, if you're having that issue, number one, you need to talk to your spouse right you need to talk to them get it out there cough and gag uh you need to you need to get it out there and then work with your spouse to come up with a solution self-love self-love we've been doing self-love we've been doing self-love but come up come up with a solution look just stewing on it is not gonna help right no at all that's that's totally not gonna fucking do you any good so you have to take and you have to find a solution and find a way around it it should not be something that self-esteem should not be a deal breaker for men or women of whether or not you're in the lifestyle self-esteem and the lifestyle it's like the same issue but it's separate issues you know what i mean a little bit ish ish i mean it ties in but i mean those are things that can be overcome there's there's a lot of differences for guys with self-esteem issues whether it's looks how you feel performance hair color well i mean yeah i mean but there's's somebody for everybody yeah but let's be honest here's the thing look i understand where a guy it's a little bit harder because as you get older it is a total cool thing for a younger guy to fuck an older woman milfs right right that has been ingrained in since we were kids MILFs right and now there's lots of gilfs that's what I fuck now whatever but unless a chick has daddy issues it's not quite near the hot turn on to fuck an older guy maybe you're not maybe that 30 something is not necessarily near as excited to fuck that almost 50 something they don't have daddy issues so for a guy where like okay you just had a birthday right happy birthday old lady so you just had a birthday you're 48 okay what's the youngest guy you fucked 33 33 and you were 47 at the time right okay because you're a milf okay okay well here's the thing to a 30 something uh if they don't have daddy issues and since i'm not rich where's the attraction there hasn't girls haven't been talked about and haven't had this beat in their system of man you want a fucking older guy i mean what hey look here's the deal once you go older you ain't gonna want doesn't do some fucking kid that doesn't know how to use his dick there's a reason on an older guy it's a magic wand because it's magic we know how to use it shabam so i mean There are some older guys that are super sexy. Okay, yes. The older dude that fucking works out with the right amount of gray you know like what was it a soccer player beckham whatever yes that dude you know hugh jackman yes that dude i get it but the average the rest of us huh the rest of us you you know, we're just old and wrinkly. Now, when we started off, when we started off, I was, what, 38? Yes. Ish? Yeah, 37, 38. You were. And at that time, I did a 52-year-old. Yes, you did. And let's now think back to this did you just willingly go yeah i'm in think back to this story think about this for a minute yeah who was like you you think he's cool you think he's funny he's got a great personality i say i go by personality but we were new at that point in time right the age thing was a slight bit of a like you're like well but when it comes well yeah the age i just kind of went well i'm not sure but i didn't know because i never had it right but we're doing as a couple there's a little bit of compromise because there's not going to be a couple that's exactly what each one is looking for right but he turned out to be awesome a great fuck a great fuck because he had a magic wand because he was older he knew what to do with it so i mean it's that same type of it's that same type of thing so it's a little bit harder for guys as we get older. We don't have all these chicks just going, oh, yeah, we want to fuck you. You know? What are you laughing about, fuckers? Denise says, it's weird when you like a guy and you meet their daughter who's your age and sort of looks like you. Totally happened. And it happened to her. Okay. By the way, for those of you that are listening that don't know, these folks that are coming to us live, we obviously have our giant secret crazy casp, a Facebook page, and me, we group, and kit groups, and a bunch of other stuff. And so they're watching live right now, or listening and watching live right now. So, yeah, I can see that. I can see that. The other difference is girls and guys have totally different thought processes about ages if they have kids. Yes. Okay, which is total bullshit. It is not. It is, too. It's the dumbest fucking thing in the world. I don't care to have sex with guys that are younger than my kids. Yeah, but here's the thing. We keep getting and so do our kids so under that logic we're getting we're quickly approaching the point where okay they'll reach a time where we won't be able to touch anybody under 40 think about that and we'll be 60 and we'll be thriving and thrusting and longing and fucking fucking going crazy we'll be those crazy 60-year-old sex monsters. But we won't be able to touch him at 40. No, because my oldest son's 40, 39. Probably by that time I might be over it. Well, I'd fucking hope so because I got over it right away. I have zero problem. You know what? Our kids are 26, 23, and 20. And know what if we if there is a 20 year old chick out there right now that goes damn he's got a sexy voice i should like to hook up with him i'm in fuck yeah let's go boink i don't want a long-term relationship i don't want to re-break you in or retrain you on like life but i will most generally go by i will fuck you and buy you a milkshake and send you on your merry way or whatever the fuck i well i'm serious i it is what it is i think the youngest what was the youngest 22 for you yeah 20 22 yeah 20 22 or 23 23 at the time yeah she's 23 yep guess what colt made sure happened it was covered and pulled out no chances please anyways i mean but seriously i never had a problem now okay maybe if i had daughters it would be different but there's a sick twisted part of me i am not even gonna lie if we had a daughter that daughters that were 26 24 and 20 and they had hot friends yeah i'm i'm thinking of that opportunity to present it itself i that yeah i'd i'd probably tap that good grief you wouldn't i don't know so also have i ever been approached with some by somebody younger than my kid maybe yeah actually yes you have and one of the things you go you're younger than my kid i'm sorry there's one dude saying a dick pic apparently had a steel killer and but he was like younger than or the same age as the world family sound guy and you're like uh you're the same age as my son no i'm like fucking tag it tag it does he have a girlfriend tag it Ha ha because fuck probably will who knows hopefully we'll be rich at 60 and then the 20 something couples will be like hey we're interested perfect yep yep i'll buy you dinner okay you can really crack the joke about geriatric sex hey look i don't fucking care this is this is what this is like this is like the world of like groupies and shit okay i don't care okay so the inside joke about geriatric sex we were at a hotel party and there was like a group of four four or five couples and we were having fun a room and all of a sudden with the door open with the door open and some people walked in they're watching and cole turns and says oh you're here to watch the geriatric sex because they were like they were like way they were like 20 something and they're just standing there i'm like hey and i was fucking train wrecked i'm like hey you want to watch the opium want some geriatric sex woo and they're laughing because that's when i got in trouble because one of the gals that was with the group of us that were fucking was like shut up i can't come when i'm laughing and i got i got in trouble for that yeah i forgot about that hey it's a real thing because here's the deal you know there's all these groups there's that one group now that's all like like you know we're legal kids but we don't want anybody old to come to our parties thing yeah there is and and i mean i get it i mean totally let's face it when we were 20 and we've talked about this like the real sex thing if we were in our 20s or early 30s and it started to swing then and we walked in and there's all these 60 year old couples and let's face it you know with special sags and dips and shit that hang weird and all the rest of the crap we'd have been like uh yeah we're out yeah i cause it's not, you don't have daddy issues and, and I don't have like a, a mill for gilf complex. So it'd have been like, okay, this is not for us. So I get it. So what they're trying to do is recruit people to get to feel comfortable. And then when they see that us old people have great personalities and we'll drink them under the table and us guys have magic wands. Shazam! That they will take and, you know, actually fucking stay in the lifestyle and have fun with us. That's how that works. Shelly says half the time she doesn't know how old the people are. That's probably a good way to go at it. That's because Shelly's doing it the right way because Shelly understands the concept of sport fucking. Sport that's the problem we gotta get back to right wild and crazy sex drugs rock and roll have fun and sport fucking i need to know less about you i don't need to know where you live because i'm not going to show up at your house you don't need to know where i live because hopefully you're not going to show up up at my house right so we should know each other's name-ish. And, you know, I don't need to know how old you are. I don't need to know any of that. I need to know that you're legal. Have you ever told Shelly about when we saw them at the one party? No, you didn't. When we were on one website that would hold galas,
Speaker2: galas, whatever you want to call them, their profile checked our profile out a lot. And vice versa. And we were like very new. And we're walking around this gala, and I went over to the snack table to grab some water.
Speaker4: That's right.
Speaker2: And I passed her significant other.
Speaker1: And I went, hey, how's it going he went hi and they kept walking yep and i never said a word because i don't that was a long time ago i wonder if they know that was like she knows now surprise yeah no i know that it's not like me to come out and say hi and i went you know who that was that was back when okay i have a feeling that was when they were in because i don't know how long they've been in it but i'm gonna guess that they were pretty new back then and i think their profile they were pretty new back then i think so and we were really new that's back when we're we're all in the shy thing you think about how many people now we we know and run into that we've known for the last eight nine ten years right and we you can think back to all of us Thank you. we're all in the shy thing you think about how many people now we we know and run to the we've known for the last eight nine ten years right and we you can think back to all of us remember the couple that uh one hook up we've seen playing pool one hook up with them and and yeah and and now we're like really good friends i mean they like loaned us their car when we got ours got stolen so you know what i mean and i mean that whole like there's a whole group of it's like we've grown up now together well i mean seriously that's what it is together there is if you think back to some of the couples we still are friends with them we still know them you know one we i did their perform their marriage for we all weren't got in at about the same time right and and we can all remember the first times we either hooked up or kind of met and the shy fucking shit. And now we're like the college kids sitting back at a high school party, you know? And it's just like, it's bizarre now. And here's the thing. We all still look sexy as fuck just like we did back then. There you go. We were just shy and stupid god we were so shy we were it's hard to believe oh i don't know if we want anybody to know what should we do now we're doing a fucking podcast going going hey talking about fucking people and all kinds of fun shit there you go how many people how many times do you think we blew getting laid seriously because we were shy because we were shy a lot that we were so totally fucking moronic on like signs of like hey i mean there are people that we fucked that we we fucked on because we didn't just say hey so you want to fuck and now it's like well why wouldn't you just now we have a show spewing our knowledge telling people you need to just say do you want to fuck? And now it's like, why wouldn't you just say that? Now we have a show spewing our knowledge, telling people, you need to just say, do you want to fuck? And then we fully broke every one of those fucking rules ourselves. Okay, so I'm going to kind of transition. What? Five, 10, 12, 13. Hold on. Half time? It's not half time already. No. Okay. We got a few minutes. Okay. So, all right. So, this is going too damn fast. By the way, this is our special Father's Day episode. Because we're recording on Father's Day. So, this is like a combination. Birthday slash Father's Day special. Because it's still your birthday weekend. And it's Father's Day. I mean, obviously, the show comes comes out on thursday uh but still so to all you fathers out there you know what great job fucking way to sow your seeds out there congratulations on a successful egg run and the race is on I'm just saying. Well, I mean, let's call it what it is. Think about how stupid this is. We have a day for sex. Really, that's what it is. Mother's Day and Father's Day is a big congratulations on getting laid. So when's it happening? Oh, because you got laid. Because you got laid. Because you said yes, and I dove in, we each get a special day. That's what a, God love it. That is, it doesn't get any better than that. I don't care who you are. You know what? We need to honor all the stuff we've done as parents. I mean, granted, there was other stuff we did as parents, parents and we put up with the little fuckers all the way through no we love you world famous the world famous sound guy isn't paying attention i'm ripping on kids he's like what oh yep there he is there we got someone yeah so i mean you know but we put we put off put up put off we put up with them so i mean that's part of it but really we go and we barbecue out and sit around and we give each other cards and all this shit and you know what Thank you. up put off we put up with them so i mean that's part of it but really we go and we barbecue out and sit around we give each other cards and all this shit and you know what we should start having a set of cards they're just like happy good fucking day that's what we should have for mother's day and stuff and father's day no we'll create some of those that's gonna be awesome can you imagine my parents next next mother and's Day. Great job fucking.
Speaker4: Look what you did. You done good.
Speaker1: You got me. Can you tell he's in a good mood? Okay, well, apparently,
Speaker4: are we officially at half?
Speaker3: Is that where we're at now?
Speaker1: Yep, we're officially at half. Okay, so we're going to take a quick break. Don't go anywhere.
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Speaker4: All right, and we are back with the second half of the the second half of the show uh we're we're in full bore of summer right yes it seems like it just started yep yeah it did well you know i mean we we went there was already festivals there's been there's baseball and festivals and we went to one yesterday swedish festival i was looking for swedish chicks to pick up did you find any nope sure didn't but i did have a viking on a stick that was kind of good and uh there was official swedish bounce houses i don't know if i can i just made that part of there were bounce houses it was neat anyways uh so i want to hit on the second part of the remember i told you the one couple they had a couple issues okay so i want to talk about the other the other uh issue because i can actually this it just pulls at the strings of my heart because i've been there we've been there a little bit uh and and one of the challenges they're facing so one of the challenges that they're facing is is that they are facing the fact that uh when searching for playmates fun time whatever the case may be right it is we've had this challenge directly where most time who's on the websites who's doing all the shit and looking for stuff guys the guys and so we are we don't have the ability to dress ourselves most time appropriately for a formal event and so we think we're going to be able to find and pick the people to have sex with that our spouse or significant other's going to fuck so the challenge is is that they're trying to find ways to they they're playing alone and it's nothing we've went we've went through this now playing alone and trying to it's alone and trying to – one half is really, really shy. One half is outgoing, and how to try to make it work effectively so that no one's feeling like they're getting the short end of the stick. Think you'll be here all week. Okay, but they're trying to find a way to make sure that everybody is playing is playing and how do you make that work? Right. Okay. So we went through this. We have talked about on this show, if you go back through one of the episodes, what my ability to figure out who you want to stick their dick in you is about zero. Like I have, I, I, it's like, I've never even met you 27 years. I'm like, you, what? You want to fuck him? What? What? No clue. Right. Okay.
Speaker1: So what I want to know is what are some ideas that you would have from a woman's perspective? Yep. Yep. You're a chick. Yep. Just checking. From a woman's perspective, what are some good ways? How can the husband help, and this is a key phrase help the his spouse without coming across as like trying to control it because a lot of times guys have great intentions i know this has happened with me but my execution sucked cock so instead of coming out like i'm trying to help it came out like i was trying to control right right so so from a woman's perspective what are some things how can they probably how can they maybe attack this challenge well it depends on the woman did you really just blow water yes would would be the answer to that. Yes. Okay, yes, it depends on the...
Speaker2: Well, because for me...
Speaker1: Please explain.
Speaker2: For me, you can't just point at a picture and go, would you like to hook up with him? I don't know. What's he like? Is he an arrogant asshole? Because I don't want anything to do with those guys.
Speaker1: Okay, but we can't...
Speaker2: I know it's hard to believe because a lot of people think you're arrogant
Speaker1: but i am i am a huge dick know your place bitch uh no so it's my day i can say what i want i have a penis let me celebrate no so but okay so are you saying that we should have like an interview Is that what a meat and greed is? Yes, but should it be? Yes, it is. But, okay, when we first started the lifestyle you were fucking super super shy yes and it was it you were not going to instigate a conversation for shit no all right i mean oh it now that's not the way now i mean that's one of the greatest parts about the lifestyle i would walk behind you yeah yeah you were like my shadow sometimes i still am i was keeping my pimp hand strong yeah no i mean that's one of the great things about the lifestyle is that it's helped both of our confidence. Well, first you ask the woman what she's, the woman. You ask the female. Hey woman, what do you want? Make me a sandwich. You ask the female half what they're looking for. A penis. Not necessarily because some people would rather have a personality. I think, look, Ken doll has a personality but it doesn't have a penis so it's not gonna all personality won't penetrate you need more than you need more than personality to penetrate you need a penis this is like a doctor's shoes sorry go ahead it's not okay okay so so okay so you ask them what you're okay so how do you respond you ask them what they're looking for go ahead i'm sorry someone will go i want a guy this age to this age i want this kind of build i want this size dick i want this color hair okay okay wait i'm gonna pause you for a second you're exactly you're exactly right some women will do that some women when you ask them hey what do you want to eat for dinner tonight will say i want red lobster now that woman is elusive and she's kind of a secretive creature but occasionally you can catch one a lot of women will say i don't know what do you want so when you say what do you want a guy i don't know Well, it varies want? So when you say, what do you want in a guy? I don't know. It varies. Does that sound vaguely familiar?
Speaker4: Yes.
Speaker1: Well, I mean, how did we even work through it?
Speaker2: I don't know. See, Shelly agrees. She goes, males pick their playmates with their eyes. Females pick them with their minds.
Speaker1: I use my defining rod wherever it goes and that's the way we drift okay so i guess in the question this is is there any way for the husband to actually be a help to a degree i think just the ideal thing is to meet a couple with no expectations because you don't know who's gonna like one or the other right we went remember they play alone a little bit well we're not getting into that right now because if they're playing alone she should pick her own and the guy really shouldn't have this well he should have a say but he shouldn't right okay she picks it you go okay i'm all right with that and then you go do right and then you go do you go do when it comes to couples when you're trying to find a couple to hook up with it's a different story because you're trying to pick it based upon totally different things okay i okay i agree with all that but now my follow-up question that would be what if what okay if the if and this doesn't matter i don't care if it's guy or girl then whichever the shy half is is dragging their feet or not for whatever reason is not pushing forward is not picking somebody is not then you go to meet and greets right but it's still just like here's the thing do you does the count matter in a relationship in your opinion especially you're playing on does the count matter thinking of not from our perspective well i guess answer it both ways from our perspective now and in the past now no in the past we played as a couple so we had the same number right but when okay when we first started to really venture out venture out we kept it pretty even we did because it wouldn't be fair for me to go and play every night and you get it like once a week and you're just like well what fun is this right but that's there's the point because you don't want jealousy to happen we kept it pretty even now we don't care now i i think right i guess i should double check to be sure often well if all of a sudden you went on a fucking hot streak and a half and you had fucking five play dates in two weeks whatever you just a streak it happens right right winning streak you know you found your crew you found your shot uh and then i would hold back for a while until you got some okay and see now that's the part though so then it does matter a little bit because i would do the same thing i would answer the same way if also i went on this hot streak which which if there's five people next two weeks let me know anyways if i went on a hot streak like that then i would pull back and be like okay let's till Because I wouldn't want the numbers to get that out of whack. Because it can cause jealousy. Right. Not necessarily with us, but it can cause jealousy. I think even with us, it wouldn't cause jealousy with us. I think it makes us feel bad. It'd be like, well, sorry. By the way, I'm going to somebody else again yeah see you later you bad you know so so i guess then it becomes a thing of if the plane alone part of it is maybe you have to re-examine maybe you take a step back and go to plan as a couple again for a little bit or i even thought about this tell me what you think of this okay you're trying to figure out maybe you take a step back and also you do something really weird and you look for another couple to do a soft swap with like just to kind of like get the get the juices flowing reconnect oh get the juices flowing so to speak that's a horrible way to put it but i mean seriously though like to re-get the excitement because maybe you know it's pretty easy for a part to hit where you're just like you know fuck this uh you know i don't care and you're saying well you know fine because i know she wants to fuck somebody so fine i'll just fuck them you know or whatever the case may be. And, you know, that's no good either, right? That's a bad plan of attack, right? And, I mean, that can create huge issues. I mean, I guess the other thing is communicate what else is maybe really the problem.
Speaker2: But back to your original question, because you totally...
Speaker4: What was that?
Speaker1: I don't even remember now. Where are we? It was picking a guy picking a couple. Oh, yeah. Picking the other one. Now, meet and greets would be good, even if you're shy. I've been there. Yes. Because you're kind of forced into a conversation, and then later you go, okay, I really like that guy. He had a great personality. Right, right. Why don't you see something then? We could have fucked him. His wife was hot. I i wouldn't do that to you call him back call him now call him now what was your license plate number track that motherfucker break out the stocking gear i mean no okay so i can see that so yeah that would be so if you're forced into a situation or you know something that's swinger friendly or but most of the time it's a meet greet right
Speaker2: you go to that to meet people and that's kind of the interview process to see if you like their personality if they come off as a dick you go on they're not
Speaker1: well what about trying to convert a vanilla I'm not into that we need to be into that you just posted on our me we group some hot pictures from vanilla time yes but she knew we were swingers I know but it was so she started it i don't know mr jose yeah mr jose tequila there he he started it well she wanted it she wanted it or else she wouldn't have shown up at the bar it's fucking night of fucking night of my life. I know it was. So awesome. Okay, so basically the guy can't, or the gal, you can't pick for the other person. Can they meddle too much? I guess that's where it's going. Can I get my fingers in the pie too much and meddle too much? I don't. Fingers pie. I don't think that's meddling if you're forcing them to get out and meet people okay i guess because i've done this before to you and oh by the way surprise like get a hold of a guy and be like look dude you just you know here's the magic word just just say the magic some of them follow through and some of them don't. Some of them don't. But is that meddling?
Speaker4: I mean
Speaker1: honestly is that kind of
Speaker2: No well
Speaker1: ish. Because then But not in a bad way. Did the guy actually have balls enough to do it himself or was was you know was it almost like I was being a pimp?
Speaker4: Pimp
Speaker1: Daddy Cole.
Speaker2: I'm trying to remember which one. And I'm not I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I was being a pimp. Pimp Daddy Cole. I'm trying to remember which one. And I'm not going to remind you. Because I remember you telling me that you did it. Yeah. And I can't remember which one. And I thought, well, I can remember. But I haven't been disappointed by either one. But there was another one that never ended up turning into anything that's extremely popular. That has, yeah, that never turned into anything. Light bulb goes, bing. Yeah, so you know who I'm talking about. I can't say their name. But I don't have the permission to say their name. But it never, but I kind of pushed it forward. I tried to push it forward. Yeah, but he's, I don't, I don't know. Yeah, so. He's very flirtatious, but that's as far as it goes. But was that meddling?
Speaker4: I mean, because here's the thing. When people, here's the deal. When you guys are listening, when you guys get a hold of us, you ask us questions. Some questions we use on the air, right? Obviously. Some questions, sometimes we try to just answer. We try to just send you an answer, right? Because we can't use everything on the air.
Speaker5: So I don't want to answer wrong.
Speaker4: So I don't want to be telling people, yeah, do this.
Speaker1: This is great. And you're sitting there going, what in the fuck are you telling these people? I mean, you know. Thank you. i don't want to answer wrong so i don't be telling people yeah do this this is great and you're sitting there going what in the fuck are you telling these people i mean you know because you even tried the scenario well you pick one yeah oh god yes what a fucking nightmare well it wasn't even i got pissed well i'm sitting here looking through people's profiles going well half of them don't have faces i don't know what they look like oh it was well it was because we got into an argument about it every fucking couple that i would pick i'm like here you go here you go no well and i'm like fuck fine then you pick somebody and i'm like here pick and you're like click and it was like you, I can't do it. This is your part. You do this part. I can't do it if you're going to say no to every one of them. I swear in the lifestyle, that's got to be one of the most frustrating things. Because when did that problem happen to us? Think back to this. It was at the peak of when we were really, it was before the page and all the bullshit, right page and the podcast like fairly new yeah well we were new and we were kind of on a roll and it was like okay so we were trying to be we didn't want to just we were trying we saw everybody around us like setting shit up you know having set up times to meet with people and then they went and fucked and we were always just kind of like you know we would go to the bar and we'd meet people and and then it was like you know rock on if it worked out so we were trying to do stuff like that and it was like that like killed us yeah that absolutely that absolutely like like killed us in no end i don't know it's hard for me to gauge by looking at pictures on a website what i would want because it's just you don't know what angles you don't know what they look like you don't know what their personality is okay all right so we got a great comment from from somebody on our page okay okay i'm gonna read read the comment i don't i don't know if i can say it if i can say. I'll have to give them permission. It starts with an A. What if you see that they flirt a lot but will never close the deal? Is you going directly to them and saying, hey, she's interested in you. If you're interested in her, why don't you send her a message and set something up? Is that too much? No. No, I agree with't think that's i don't think that's a bad thing no because if they're flirting and and it's easy to go you know you know he's interested in her right look everybody has a point and it's not just being okay i'm gonna tell the story the ultimate fucking this is embarrassing story so so story are you There was a chick, a young woman. No, she's a chick. I don't believe what it is. Smart fucking. ultimate fucking this is embarrassing story so like what story are you sharing there was a chick uh a young woman no she's a chick i believe what it is sport fucking she was hot hot and i really wanted to fuck her really really wanted to fuck her right and i was flirting and we were she was flirting back with me and i did not and I'm not one to be shy, as a general rule. I will close the deal, right? You know who I'm talking about. Not yet. Okay, and I would not close the deal. We were at a world-famous bonfire, and it was a huge set of the whole thing. and okay, in hindsight, yes, she was obviously, very clearly, no doubt, she was ready to go, let's go. And I couldn't see it. You could not see it. I was like, she was really, really, she was hot. And so I was partially intimidated and shit shit and it actually ended up taking you and bones and somebody else all went up to her and said look if you want to fuck him you're gonna have to be more direct you're gonna have to say like i want to fuck you and because at after hearing you guys story, after she looked at all three of you and told her, like, what? Like, how could you be more? And you all three took me and were like, she is blatantly flirting. Go take her and say, let's go fuck, let's go. And I was just like, yeah, no, I don't know. I don't think she probably really wants me, blah. And she was and and we did end up giggling and naked at that because she'd been in the pool naked at that so and the thing was then finally then she did it she she was the one she she like i was like well uh uh and she's i'm just like a year old first time seeing boobs or something uh yeah so things and stuff and hot wheels i think my mom's calling i gotta go home and and uh i'm like well uh and she goes you know i i i really like to fuck if you're interested i'm like sweet and that was that's all that's all it took so you, if you guys hadn't done that, she thought she was giving enough signs, which if I hadn't been a complete little moron, she was giving enough time because all the other 200 plus people that were at that event saw it all knew it. And everybody was like, it was almost like when we finally went to the tent, could sense this overall like sign about fucking time moron so i mean sometimes if you see somebody it's not that we don't want to close the deal when we get that way it's like it that's where the old fear of like self-doubt self-doubt and fear of rejection you're like this is where every time you ever misread a situation like totally comes back in your brain so if you can help like that i think go for that shit you know but i i think you have to be you have to be somewhat careful with that though maybe a little bit because if i said that to a guy that was interested in you and you were interested in them, and then the guy comes to me and goes, well, you know, your husband said you wanted to fuck me, so I don't think that that's going to go over real well with you. You're like, oh, no, no, it'd be great. I don't know. If he's a shitty fuck, it ain't go over real well it put a little bit of self-doubt in my mind well but i mean that's just it you don't want to go the other way and have somebody like you're meddling and go well did they actually really want to fuck me or did they just fuck me because you told them to i mean that's the only part of it that I wonder about.
Speaker2: Well, I hope that somebody wouldn't do it because they were told to.
Speaker1: Have you met some of the fucking people on our page? I mean, let's face it. There's some thirsty motherfuckers that if they got the green light, we're going to look like fucking a coyote, a Wile E. Coyote off of fucking cartoons. Come tongues running out. Your husband said we're supposed to fuck you.
Speaker4: Let's go.
Speaker1: I can hear it now. you know it's true all right well that's just an interesting thought i don't know there you go but don't be look here here's the thing you know we're all in this together right we're a big community don't help somebody don't be hesitant to help somebody close the show if you have a friend and you're watching your friend it can be he or she struggling right to close you help them out like like be a wingman you know you know be a good bro be a good sis whatever the case may be and fucking help them out a little bit dude she keeps flirting with you just go go find out yeah just go interested yeah just go just go you know just go talk to him just you know just take in and and don't leave him stranded because sometimes all it takes is a little bit of like a nudge from somebody else just to make sure you're like you're not totally fucking being stupid or or or be a good friend if like they're trying to find the courage like via liquid courage or like you know like drug court courage and they're about to do something really stupid like coming up slobber on hey baby I know you like me you know be a good friend and stop them don't don't no matter how funny that's gonna be cause that is gonna be really funny you know be a good friend and stop them you don't no matter how funny that's gonna be because that is gonna be really funny you know be like a good bro and or you know and or a good friend and stop them from totally just like committing hairy carry on the on the sexual front well and shelly says uh another spin to it just because you say they turn you down once doesn't mean it's no forever it just means no for today that's very true that's actually that's actually an excellent point okay but with that how you handle that first no is going to be pretty important i'm going to guess probably because if you're like okay so uh five minutes later how about now how about now well how about next week how about now how about now look we've seen people you can't assume anything with people no you cannot automatically assume someone's gonna be like oh yeah i get it you can't assume that no right so you know how you deal with how you deal with that is going to be pretty big i think i think though and to her point also you have to look at uh where you're at when the no happens be well i mean i mean think about this okay there's more especially during the summertime right we were at the swedish festival there are several people from our page that are from that area that we very easily could have ran into or some of our friends from that area that are in the lifestyle we could have went to that event with completely a vanilla event right or maybe uh there were several people on our page uh went and there was a benefit bike uh poker run a couple weeks ago right it was advertised on the page there was just of lifestyle people there but it was a completely vanilla event so maybe a no comes up at a vanilla event because maybe there's other people there that that would notice like two couples going off like you know what i mean that it's just not conducive to transition away so don't you know Kind of keep that in mind i think people forget about that during the summer it's hard because some of a lot of it we do meet and greets at vanilla bars and stuff like that and so you don't know we've had it happen we've talked about this before there's a bar we used to go to all the time that every time we ran into people that i graduated from high school was, I don't give two fucks because there's a whole list of them that I hope are swingers, you know, to be honest with you. And you're like, come on, please, God. But, you know, it would have been a normal like, hey, the four of us are going to take off. Could have been really obvious. Right. You know, and so some people are going to be like, eh, you know, no, we can't do this here. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Like, you know and so some people are gonna be like yeah you know no we can't do this here wink wink nudge nudge wink wink you know i i'm gonna assume and now but you reach point like guys we don't give a fuck look you say you want to fuck well here we go we're in all right let's go well head on out to the car we'll be right there just sometimes you're not in the mood for it so it's like you know catch it next time i don't think people actually believe that i think everything that's that's an excuse it's an excuse i okay there are so many thirsty people out there that it doesn't matter how tired they are they're like oh you can you can still fuck there are times i literally could give there are times i don't want to fuck you because i'm like i've said it or you don't want to fuck me i'd be like fuck you you're like i don't give me that look but it's like you know i'm just tired i just there's nothing horny or sexy about it you've tried it got caught when you were really tired oh yeah i did where you did. Where you worked 12 hours, went home, went out. Partied for another 10 and then went back to work. And then went back to work for another 12 hours. So you had three hours of sleep in like a 72-hour period. Uh-huh. And then the next time or that night, we were going to play with a couple and it didn't work. Oh, yeah. And and she was just heartbroken and you're like no it's just because i'm tired i have only had three hours my dick was my dick was just like it didn't even want to pee let alone fucking fuck yeah it was horrible yeah so don't do that uh i just got the big sign like time's up really that's it seriously wow are you sure you're not just wanting to leave early because you're tired of listening to us? All right. Well, okay. So, hey, you know what? This is a fun Father's Day edition again. To all you dads out there, great job on the fucking keep up the good work. We want to give another shout out to... Oh, and to Miss Amanda. Happy birthday. 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Speaker4: Bye.