Krazy Truth #55 Playing with a Vanilla

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Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: We have a little bit. So, this was just actually, this comes to us from Louisiana. No. I hear banjos. A Catholic, the principal of a Catholic school, it's K k through eighth grade uh was on a field trip was on a field trip with a class uh to dc and while he was there to chose to take one evening and he needed he needed a cocktail and i'll give him that So he went to a strip club and got really fucking drunk and then refused to pay his bill, at which point in time he was promptly arrested. That is awesome.
Speaker3: Why would you refuse to pay your bill?
Speaker1: Because you're drunk, and the pussy wasn't that good. I don't know.
Speaker3: He shouldn't be looking at anything.
Speaker1: Here's the best part. So they got a hold of the courts. He had immediately resigned from his position as leader of the education system but not only was he uh the principal of a catholic uh school he was also in his town he was also a part-time voluntary voluntary police officer which he was also promptly fired from as well. Hell of a field trip right there, kids.
Speaker3: I can't imagine you lose your volunteer job because you went to a strip club. No, but you
Speaker1: got drunk and disorderly.
Speaker3: It happens. You're with a bunch of little kids. Well, hopefully
Speaker1: you didn't take them to the club, but it makes you wonder, who was watching the kids? Which parent got suckered into that role while the other We'll be right back. With a bunch of little kids. Well, hopefully he didn't take them to the club. But it makes you wonder, who was watching the kids? Which parent got suckered into that role while the other one goes off to the strip club? You'd have to have some chaperones along with it. You would think, but you also wouldn't think one of your chaperones would head to the titty club. Especially being the principal. Yeah. I don't know what happened. I was just going to, I thought it was a church, and next thing you know, Jesus was turning water into rum and cokes. Was he a priest? No. He was not. No, because then he would have stayed back at the hotel. Thank you very much. I'll be here all week, folks. Good grief. Thank you for walking right into that one. We didn't even rehearse that. That was perfect. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah. And now he's Facebook famous as well. So I'm sure he'll have longer than just this summer to look for other job opportunities. Maybe he could be a bartender. Oh, he'll find another job as either a teacher or principal. Some small town will take him somewhere. Just don't at lucky and not be background maybe that maybe that's why he didn't pay his bill he didn't get lucky he was hoping that he was hoping to educate a dancer an adult performer i love it okay shall we get on with the show we shall all right so this first question okay we've got some really good questions but they're not your typical questions at all today i don't know what they are okay this this is trust me this is scary i've been i've been kind of giddy about doing these anyway. So currently they're playing charades in the office. Well, no, I can't see him. There's all this equipment, and he expects me to see what his hands are doing. And I'm like going, yes. Okay, so anywho, mother of God, is there anything I should know about? I really, he just looks at his eyes and then his phone, so I have mine on and I'm watching. Okay, all right, awesome, okay, so here's the first, here's the first, oh God, this is our first show ever, just saying. No, I think it was doing something funny on the computer. Oh, okay. All right, so the first question that we got, this question comes to us from Mike, and Mike is in Washington. Okay. Okay. You guys are going to love these questions. So Mike asks, he wanted us to solve a dispute that him and his wife, Lisa, are having. And I was like, okay, well, this ought to be good. So here's the thing. So they have started to, they used to play as a couple.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: They've been in their lifestyle for about three years now.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So they're not brand new by any stretch, but they generally played as couple they started to take and play alone alone okay no problems it's all been great and wonderful but recently with his job he has to travel okay okay so he has to travel and when he travels he can be gone for a week plus at a time.
Speaker2: So, yeah, it just kind of depends on the job that they're doing, how long they're gone. It varies every time he's going all over the place. It's not necessarily going back to the same place every single week.
Speaker4: Okay.
Speaker1: Apparently on one of their trips, they had come up with the rules. Mike and Lisa's rule was that they could play alone with swingers. Okay. This becomes a key component of this. Apparently on one of the business trips, Mike went and played, just was at a bar with his buddies and picked up a vanilla. Okay. And fucked a vanilla. So the dispute, the question he wants resolved is, is he's saying that there should be no different, why is it different for playing with vanillas versus a swinger? And that isn't he right. Now here's something he wants to know that he's right that it should be okay because his wife is saying, Lisa's saying, no, that's not a swinger. That's totally different. He's saying a pussy's a pussy. It should be okay and it's because his wife is saying lisa's saying no that's not a swinger that's totally different he's saying a pussy's a pussy it should be the same and he wants us to solve the dispute so i sent him a bill for eight hundred fifty dollars for a lawyer no i'm just kidding but okay so i'm like he's like will you talk about this and i'm like you know what this is totally kind of unique question so i thought okay because we've never had this question before Here we go. talk about this and i'm like you know what this is totally kind of unique question so i thought okay because we've never had this question before or something like that this goes on this covers like this is like a bag of skittles it's a rainbow of different areas that this encompasses oh well it is you know was the female married or single that that we don't know because i okay well wait why don't you share this stuff with me ahead of time so i can think about it first because your reaction is so much better when i don't because i've been trying to wrap my brain around this so okay let's take let's take these ducks in a row okay a little bit so the first initial question first initial question and issue, though, really is, is there a difference? Do you think there's a difference between playing with a vanilla versus another swinger? Because let's face it, we all know no matter where you're going in the country, you could be a part of our giant secret Facebook page, Crazy Casual, that has members all over the country, or you could be a part of a paid page that has members all over the country Or you could be a part of a pay page Paid page That has members all over the country So we all know there's ways to find Swingers Wherever you're going to travel to I mean literally all over the world If you want to So is there a different Does the rules change When it is A vanilla versus A predisposed set up with a swinger I'm gonna go with what andy said which is which is vanillas could get attached where swingers know it's just sex okay well in a perfect that's a good one that is a good one in a perfect world but if okay that i kind of felt that way too but think about this if he's not going back to the same place right so hey i'm on business granted we all know maybe there's gonna have another job there at some point i'm in another big city but what are the odds right right it's not now if you were going to the same look you know i have a relative that has a job that they go to the same job location they come fly back and forth every week but they're at the same job location for like six or eight months right okay so that could be like there's a relationship issue okay but a swinger could be the same thing could happen i mean think about it if you start playing house with somebody it's a totally different ball game than hey you know what i'm standing in a hotel and we hook up and we have sex and then you go your way i say bye and you say bye and and we agree sometime when our vacation will hook up again versus you start playing house with somebody well but then you also have to go okay so did he give his number or a way to contact him after that to where there's going to be constant contact. We've had a discussion similar to this where there's constant contact. So it's really not separating after they leave and it's all good. Yeah. But okay. Well, yeah, I agree with that, but take all that aside for a second. Is it different if it's because it's a vanilla, all those things, you could do those exact same things with a swinger.
Speaker2: Okay. Yeah.
Speaker1: Andy's right. In a perfect world, you shouldn't get attached. We also know that that's bullshit. How many marriages have we seen in our 10 years in lifestyle that have been got totally foobarred because somebody got too attached in a swinger situation? So that could happen to another swinger.
Speaker2: Yeah. Right.
Speaker3: So, but let's go back to the fun one thing. Is is is it a different ball game with a swinger versus a vanilla in all technical purposes no you don't think so if we go to a bar we've known people that do it we've done it ish we've tried we're gonna go soon we've tried
Speaker1: safari's gonna pick up a vanilla and it's awesome when we or to convert right right baptize if you will so you're kind of doing the same thing ish but i to me you said the key phrase there us we have right to me okay it's like there's the law and there's the there's the uh the the meaning of the law right okay well he broke he broke their rules he broke their to me that's just it i think when you're going i think uh i think that when you take and, uh, but they're agreed upon with swingers. They could fuck swingers, not vanillas. Right. So he broke a rule. He broke a rule. And yes, I think there's a fundamental difference because what did you tell the, what did you tell the vanilla? I mean, did you tell that, did you tell them that you're married but you're in an open relationship right or did you or did you take off your wedding ring because okay let's face it you're out at a bar you're with other co-workers maybe you don't want your other co-workers to know because as fucked up as this is in this world your other co-workers would probably be more okay with you cheating on your wife than knowing that you're a swinger right so did you take off the wedding ring and just go cruising for strange because that's not what swingers do right we have rules and everybody's seen as a game so bringing in a vanilla uh that's a totally different ball game so now this to me goes the other part is i think part of the reason they're having an issue with it is because now lisa's wondering how many other vanillas well yeah have you brought in well because since he broke a ruler's trust issues. Well, but it goes further than that.
Speaker2: It's
Speaker1: you had the perfect scenario. Did you just finally get an excuse to actually talk about it? How many other times were you? Are you skilled at picking up a strange pussy?
Speaker3: What brought it up?
Speaker1: I asked him about that. And it was, they were, he had said, I fucked this this girl and he couldn't understand why she got so upset about it and and he's saying now part of her thing is you know she couldn't things that she was complaining about she couldn't see their profile she couldn't see the girl she couldn't know anything about him but she only could know what he knew which he didn't know near as much right okay she's also raising holy hell with him apparently because about now getting tested even though he maintains that they they practice safe sex but to her it's a bigger issue to be that it's like swingers are more apt to be tested in theory than, like, the general public. So, she's all kind of twisted over this. So, my question back to him was, okay, would you let her go fuck, just pick up a guy? What do you think his answer was?
Speaker4: Well, no.
Speaker1: No, you're right.
Speaker3: No, in terms of he was not okay with her going to pick up a...
Speaker1: Guess why, though?
Speaker2: Why?
Speaker1: He was not okay because that's local and she knows local swingers. So, I didn't get to ask the big magic question.
Speaker2: So what?
Speaker1: If she went on a trip, it'd be different? So, to me, that's a little bit of like, that's really not fair play at all. Yeah, no. So I'm saying my vote is she's right. I'll go with that. Picking up, look, as a swinger, it does not give you carte blanche to just fuck anybody, Vanilla's or anybody else, especially when you're playing alone. I asked how long they've been playing alone. I suppose they've been playing alone about six months. So one, you're kind of new in it. Now, he did also say to me that, look, there weren't any really hot swingers in that area. That is not a good justification. No. Well, look. Then just don't play. Here's the deal. All the pussy down here, this one, is nasty. I mean, there's just, I'm just like, wow. I just, what I want to know is what does he do if he, look, does he normally, and I didn't get to ask him this, did he not have it set up ahead of time? And just like now every time he plays or every time he goes on a trip, he thinks it's like part of the regular travel arrangements?
Speaker3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker1: Would you let me? Would you give me an open hall pass if I traveled all the time and sex wasn't my business? Would you give me an open hall pass anytime I traveled All the time And sex wasn't my business Would you give me An open hall pass
Speaker3: Anytime I was on the road To buck somebody A swinger To hook up Make sure you're recording this Depends on how long you're gone A week and a half. I would like to think that, yes, I would give you a hall pass, but I don't really know. Well, what do you know? Yes, you would or no, you wouldn't. Well, if it's a short sit, I'm going to be like, no, you can wait. We can, you know, go hunting together. Okay, so at three days would be a no but eight days maybe yes it doesn't apply to us anymore no but i'm also curious if he's out playing and she's staying home with kids because she can't leave the house or doesn't have a sitter to watch the kids for her to go play that's an awesome i didn't think to ask that because in all fairness it wouldn't be fair if he's always gone and always gets to play and she has to sit at home with the kids because she doesn't have somebody to watch him well and and here's right along does she have her friends with benefit and maybe he doesn't that's true because okay i honestly there's no look there isn't a right answer there is no way in God's green earth if i was going to be gone for a week week and a half all the time that i would have a continuous open hall pass to fuck somebody at least one somebody every time i went on a road trip there's no way now the last time you had a job that sent you somewhere yeah texas yeah and i and there was one girl you go if i can get on that do you care i'm like no but you knew who she was that was and she wasn't a swinger no no and i wasn't and i was okay with it but i'm not saying i have an issue with that part of it but we talked about that ahead of time it was that we talked about it ahead of time that was a specific Now you of time. That was a specific girl. Now, you did also on that trip, because you played along that trip. I did. That was the first time I played along. That's the first time you played along. But you did. We talked about if I wanted to, I could. I said, we're the only person I can think of is that person. But you're like, no. If something happens, it comes up, and you want to, you can. But even then, that wasn't, I didn't travel every single week.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: I don't, look, the next question goes into it. Okay, so how many are you, and I should have asked him this. Are you allowed to fuck somebody new every night? I mean, I can't imagine, look, you can go a week, week and a half without getting sex. Okay, so I. That's why I asked about the length, that you're gone. Yeah. Because then it's like, well, if it's just a week, you can wait a week week and a half without getting sex okay so that's why i asked about the length that you're gone because then it's like well if it's just a week you can wait till you get home yeah but every single week to yeah to me i feel like he's trying to get it to the point where that's just part of his travels that he just can do what he wants and and now he's trying to he's trying to push the rules even further so he's not limited to swingers so it's almost like so she can't i'm sure he's not doing this but it kind of gives a plant seed of if you're starting to fuck a lot of vanillas it's so that she can't have any way to follow up and check up and see or know any of the people so okay so now because i like to at least know or know of them right before you hook up with somebody right right and if it was another swinger that you go hey they're on this page you could look them up whatever that would be you would be more comfortable with that okay so now i was talking to one of our other admins on on our crazy casper page about this okay and uh he had a really great point it was really kind of funny he goes well is she sure that the vanilla he hooked up with was actually a chick and it's like oh i never thought of that no i didn't either now because let's face it there is a lot of completely wrong and it's not right and but it is what it is there's a lot of bias against bisexual males right so maybe in his group he doesn't feel comfortable or maybe even to his wife or So, I mean, because, okay, we've talked about, I'm very much straight, happily straight. But we've talked about, that's not something you would be interested in seeing. If you wanted to, it would be your thing, go do it. But I don't necessarily care to watch it. Right, but obviously there's already a communication issue. But I didn't even think about that. Could it be that maybe, you know, that vanilla, which, I mean, obviously brings a whole new question of safety and blah into it because, again, safety is important. Or is he experimenting before he decides that, yes, he does want to go towards the buy side and then tell his wife? Yeah, before he actually says anything because it's like to me i can see her point of view i can see his point of view i can see that i mean if i'm if i'm sitting in her spot i'm gonna say what the fuck are you doing picking up a chick in front of your co-workers unless they know you're a swinger right right if they don't know you're a swinger way to out us or else you're just a cheater yeah you're just a cheater so in their minds right which makes the person that's being cheated on look stupid you know so I don't care when you go to a big city you can't say every person there none of work. Okay. And there's a lot of gray area. It's nice to know Lisa will continue to be a listener of the crazy truth. Yeah, Mike might not be.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker3: Broadens his choices.
Speaker1: Well, I mean, but I can see that. I can seriously. It's why we talk about communication. I am going to go out there and say, look, you do not have to. Every time you travel, you don't have to talk up with somebody. I think there's a degree of, that gets a little dicey. Yeah, it does. Especially if both of you don't have jobs that travel. I mean, I suppose if you work it out and, hey, you're okay with them getting to play more, whatever. But, again, I will caution this also. If you're going to travel or if you're going to, like I used to be in jobs where I would go to trade shows. And so you had a lot of sales reps and whatever that were hardcore partiers, big-time partiers. And drunken parties that can turn into all kinds of drunken other shit. Pretty damn easy. Which leads to people not being very safe a lot of times uh you better be safe because here's the deal that you know a lot of people will make a decision based on somebody they know or whatever you don't know these people and if they're gonna if they're gonna hook up with you just meeting you they're gonna probably hook up with other people as well so you might want to make sure you know here's the deal you can bring a lot of gifts home from from a trade show i used to bring stuff home for you and the kids all right now you just bring a little knickknacks and trinkets and stuff bring home crabs sometime and see how that works out yeah you know that is that is not gonna go over real well so i i think it's just one of those things you have to be smart with it. And I would caution people. I would caution new people that are thinking about, like, playing alone. Seriously, I would not. We did it. The first time each one of us played alone, the other one was in a different state. They were pre-set up. We already knew, blah.
Speaker3: And we knew the other people.
Speaker1: We knew the other people. I would not recommend that, though. I seriously wouldn't. Well, think about it. Minds wander. Yeah, they do. No matter how fucking... Do you want to know the perfect way to play alone would be? Seriously? We haven't yet to have this happen, and we need to find a way to make it happen. We were talking about this the other day. We did? We did. I'll jog your memory, pumpkin. Okay. And the perfect way would be as if you each had somebody you were going to go play along with. Oh, the same day. Yeah, we could talk about that. So if you each had a quote-unquote date that night, that would be perfect this way. No one's left at home to to let their mind wander no one's out playing and feeling bad because the other person's left at home or feeling bad after the fact because their mind didn't even vaguely click on the person left at home because they're focused on what they were doing that would be the perfect thing but when you are when we when we both did our our first time we didn't get to have reconnection sex no Thank you. But when you are, when we, when we both did our, our first time, we didn't get to have reconnection sex. No. We had, it was a couple of days after it happened before we saw each other again. And that adds challenges a little bit. It can't, I mean, for us, it wasn't as big a deal. I wasn't overly concerned. Yeah, you're sitting there going, gosh, when is he going to call me?
Speaker3: When is he going to call me?
Speaker1: Yeah, but we also had a lot of years in the lifestyle, and we had talked about it a lot before we did it. So if you're just starting this for the first time, I don't know that. Some people, they want to hear the stories, but over the phone, they don't want to hear your voice. They need to look you square in the face and see the expression and and you need to know that before you do it because three days two days is a long time to let somebody stew on something yeah if they're getting kind of upset or pissed off or whatever the case may be you you need to make sure that you do that i mean that that's like huge in my opinion can imagine getting a phone call saying i played with a vanilla well okay for me personally it wouldn't be as big a deal okay it really wouldn't because i've always said yeah you know whatever go for it do it yeah because i think it's hot when you get fucked by other people so it would for me it wouldn't be as big a deal but if we had set specific set rules yeah if we had never talked about it or even joked about it or anything that'd be a huge problem that would be a huge problem especially if it would have been like night one you were down there very true you know but if we had talked about it and whatever uh i think that i would have a problem with every single week you're like well i fuck this person i fuck this person i think i would have a problem with that eventually i'd be like well what the fuck are you going there to work or fuck what do you why what business are you in god damn it did you purposely take this on the road job is there really even a job is this just one big vacation um i would want that i think i think it would bother you too would it bother you if i called you and said i'd hooked up with a vanilla i don't know it depends i guess on what i don't know i'd want details well you'd get details deep the first detail is they weren't a lifestyle first of me how the hell did you hook up with because i'm smooth that's why damn it because i went i was don't look at me like that sound guy fuck off i used to be smooth motherfucker no i mean would it seriously if you'd give me like that, sound guy. Fuck off. I used to be smooth, motherfucker. No, I mean, would it, seriously. If you'd give me just a, well, okay, if something happens, go ahead. And then I was like calling back, guess what? I just banged a fucking vanilla. You'd be like, mm, fuck you. I know you would.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker3: Andy says their rule is as long as the other person knows that they're swingers, it doesn't matter if they're swingers or vanilla. Okay. Well, I can see that. But let me ask this. Andy, okay, for those of you who don't know, Andy is one of our members on our world-famous Crazy Caswell page, which we record live. And so, Andy, I'm going to ask you this question. Just a point of clarity so I understand it. Why is to you or to you for you guys that the vanilla knows you guys are are swingers i'm gonna go out on them because it's gonna take them a while to respond okay i'm gonna go out on a limb so they know that there's no attachment okay all right well i mean which makes sense the the attachment issue is a big deal Well, because, you know, when people are at a bar. Right. I mean, which makes sense. The attachment issue is a big deal. Well, because, you know, when people are at a bar and they're picking somebody up. They're just too wild and crazy guys. They're most likely looking for a soulmate. Or it could be. Who the fuck looks for a soulmate at a bar how did we meet at a school dance college dance that's how we met was it not a one-night stand well that part turned into but we weren't you weren't some slutty bar whore and i wasn't some slutty bar exactly what she. Full disclosure. You weren't a bar whore.
Speaker1: That wasn't a bar fly. I should have been. I was actually been drunk all the week. I was a drunk, but that's beside the point. Doesn't it make it more... Doesn't it make it sound better than just a slutty one night stand when we can say it was in college? We were young and experimenting.
Speaker3: It just made rooms easier to get to. It's like going to a hotel party full of college kids.
Speaker1: That was the best dance I've ever had.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: Well, okay.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: I get it. I don't even know what to go with that. I'm just, I'm sitting there, I'm processing processing the whole I get the full disclosure that makes sense here's the challenge though this is the challenge that I would throw out there you can't be for sure that the other person actually followed through with that
Speaker3: that's the trust issue true but you also have to think that there was a single female that you found at a bar that knew we were swingers and she was all over you did we fuck her no Thank you. Did we fuck her? No. We didn't? Well, there was no we in it. But, damn it. Remember the one time at the bar where you went to the smoking patio and you came in and you had lipstick smeared on your face? Oh, yeah. Actually, I didn't remember it real well. I was really drunk that night. But, yeah, yeah. There's still a chance. There's still friends with her. Yeah, I'm still friends on Facebook. All right, what a perfect place to take a break. All right, I think we did a good job on answering that. I like that question. It's tricky, and it's a big gray area. It can go either way. Some people are okay. Some people aren't okay. Communication. If it's your rules, don't break them. Don't break don't break them talk about it then break them talk about it ahead of time break them jackass yeah rules can be changed or adjusted accordingly but you need to discuss it first and before you do it right exactly words to. Words to live by. You think?
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Speaker3: And I am.
Speaker2: You're not juvenile unless you watch the frickin' Noodle Art. I don't fucking care what I think I'm juvenile.
Speaker1: Some shit's funny.
Speaker2: I don't care. If I'm in public and somebody goes, penis, I'm going to fucking laugh. It is what it is. I can be 40 fucking almost 7.
Speaker5: I don't care.
Speaker1: You're going to turn into Steve Harvey and not be able to say any of it? No, I'll be able to say it. I'll be able to say it. But I just thought it was funny that I got one that I'm a juvenile delinquent and that you seem awfully nice, but it's hard to believe that you would be with somebody like me that's so immature. Penis. We were asked where we got the pineapple cup. We were asked where we got the pineapple cup?
Speaker3: At that big box store.
Speaker1: It's a big, big box store that's not a sponsor.
Speaker3: Starts with a W.
Speaker1: And you can sometimes see fights there and people's ass cracks.
Speaker3: Shit coming out of their pants.
Speaker1: Yeah, shit coming out of their pants. That's where you go. That's the supplier of all of our swingers supplies and they'll still dildos there too i'm just saying they do uh okay so this next one's gonna take a little bit of thought oh boy okay so it's really not it's not a question that's what was so funny about it okay so uh this comes to us and i and uh i the name i can't pronounce the name okay don't worry about it okay i'm just gonna say t it's a gal in florida okay okay and her statement was why is it that people why is it some people can't understand quality over quantity? Why can some people not understand quality over quantity? Because people that just want quality or just want quantity are just dirty. Don't you agree? Oh, yeah. And I'm like, I am absolutely going to use this i do i do know that they're part of a couple okay their their last name is palmyra it's not actually it i was gonna use their real last name but i'll just say that it starts with a p so anyways they are actually a couple okay so i did find that out but I didn't go anything else with them on this because I've got some really opinionated and probably juvenile views on that topic. Go for it. Okay. All right. First of all, everybody puts it out here. There's a couple things that everybody puts in their profiles, whether it's on our page or on PayPage or whatever, and I'm going to call and stamp the big bullshit stamp on most of it okay there's not a single swinger in the lifestyle on any pages that doesn't use condoms 100 of the time just read their profile they'll tell you that bullshit okay absolute bullshit uh no one's a bed notcher bullshit uh and everybody out there is only looking for quality over quantity bullshit all the way across the board look yes people should be using protection do they all the time no we've been doing that we've seen enough there's booze involved yeah right okay whatever it's actually transmitted disease epidemic and you know we wouldn't it wouldn't yeah it wouldn't be a big deal we wouldn't need it okay bed notch and we've had our discussions whatever but this quantity this quality over quantity shit okay number one define those terms for me somebody fucking define it it's easy to say quality over quantity okay so what it makes it quality people can do that usually okay okay what would you say if you said what's quality what would you say a quality hookup or quality person to fuck is would you be your definition there's no right or wrong I'm just Well I'm like Can I throw this shit at me last minute Wait that's Did you mean to say I'm just checking Okay Am I drunk or sober Drunk is I get skewed a little bit If I'm sober If you're sober we'll go with a quality hiccup would be a great personality i have a ton of fun and an orgasm doesn't hurt okay okay so that's my definition of quality okay so okay now take it a little further how what is the quality to before you actually fuck them because you know people that are looking for quality over quantity they have to have some parameters you can't have anything to do with sex because you have to have some parameters to make sure that you even get to the sex part so it would be the great personality personality and fun and fun okay so that okay and that's a lot of people can a lot of people that people go well it's someone i connect with someone i can have fun with someone that's nice or we can have intelligent conversation out of the bedroom okay so let me well we've known some people it's based upon a kiss you know they're a good kisser right understandable because you kind of like that too um but of course that's a physical thing and that's slutty if you have to go kiss everybody first just saying it is not i'm i'm going to their argument go ahead now there's some people that have been really quiet but i've kissed them and i went oh if we get a chance can we hook up with them they may be assholes but man because there was like an instant chemistry there right right so and then you know sex was amazing right right so that was but you didn't just kiss him just you're not just running around looking for a prince just here's here's frog. No, no. And I'm, okay, you and I are pretty much on the same page, Lou. I'm only saying this because what I think happens a lot of times when people start getting really preachy about quality over quantity, okay, they get on this high horse. And I know we just talked about last week or a couple weeks ago about advertising, about, you know, can there be too much hooking up well it's about advertising how you present it but these people get on these high horses about i only want quantity we don't just hook up with anybody we just want quality not quantity well here's my thing with that is so let's take this in a row no you can't use any physical contact for that to determine that because you don't randomly at your place of employment walk up when you meet somebody new and lay a kiss on determine whether or not you're going to go to lunch with them okay so can't do that so it has to be off of somebody you have fun with somebody that is nice you can have intelligent conversation with let me help you out to all the people out here if you've never in your life you've lived under rock have never done a job interview or hired somebody there's a whole lot of fucking people out here that can do a kick-ass killer job interview they can come across as personable as nice as intelligent as rational all those things and as soon as you hire them you find out they're fucking stupid they're batshit crazy they're unreliable and they don't bathe very often okay i mean so what i'm saying with that is you can put on a show people can put on a show to give whatever image they want if the want becomes strong enough then the how becomes easy so if you want in your pants because a lot of guys want to fuck you miss amanda okay so if you want to fuck miss amanda you can the how to get there you will do whatever it takes to get there you'll work hard enough to get there some people go well we like to go to a couple different times go out with them a couple of times okay you know some jobs have two and three interviews and people will bullshit their way through all of them okay so some people can sell themselves pretty good exactly some people can some people so so when people say quality well here's the thing what if it was a quality person beforehand, it met all your criteria. Fun, personable, intelligent, blah, blah, well, here's the thing. What if it was a quality person beforehand? It met all your criteria. Fun, personable, intelligent, blah. And then when it came to the bedroom, they were a horrible fuck. Or they didn't take no for an answer. Or they were aggressive as shit. And you didn't like it or whatever the case may be.
Speaker3: It happens.
Speaker1: At that point in time, uh-oh, uh-oh. Remember, they met all your quality requirements they don't get a call back they don't but they don't get a call back exactly okay but it counts as a notch though it counts as a notch fell for it exactly you you went jumping in right well here's the next question goes with it define quantity wait don't say we want a little pause here for this so people at home listening can go I don't say we want a little pause here for this so people at home listening can go what quantity is quantity yeah because is quantity five seconds is quantity how how long is quantity how much is quantity is quantity two people is it 10 people is it 100 people look if people we we know people out there that i mean if we want to talk about quantity you got to get up over three you know 100 ain't quantity yeah okay then that's just tip of the iceberg just a tip so what is quantity for some people two would be quantity it depends what you're looking for okay and and goes with this, too. And you just got to jump in because I'm on a rant. Oh, no. Keep going. Okay. It goes along with this as well. So, okay. You've been fortunate this month, right? I remember the days. You were fortunate this month, and you went out to the bar every Friday and Saturday, or to an event, whatever activity, every Friday and Saturday. I thought you literally said I was fortunate this month. I'm like, what happened? No, but let's just say a couple of person, whatever, goes to the club, goes out every Friday and Saturday night. Or maybe there's activities around all week. It's summer, right? So maybe there's like, we have people that do trivia around here on Thursday nights, and there's this on Wednesday. You went out almost every night this this month let's just say and each night you've met a couple of person whatever you're looking for that fulfills your very definition of quality and you're horny and these people you want to fuck and you've just come off a six month drought of finding nothing but crap out there right you you haven't found it for six months you haven't found anybody that meets your definitions well what do you say at what's your what's your number is it two is it one is it five is it ten is whatever and when you reach the number do you just say when they go you know we we really like you it's really working out well. We'd love to maybe take this further. No. I'm sorry if you're quality again next month we can talk because I filled my quantity for this month. I'm sorry we're going to be unable to hook up because I have already filled my quantity quota. And it's too bad because a couple of them fucking tried to strangle me out in bed and stick their dick in the wrong hole on purpose but you know i'm all out of quantity what can i do yeah so so i mean the the thing is is that when people number one you can't judge what somebody else's quantity is true okay so i will say again how you present is very important we've talked about this if you're advertising yourself and look like a ho and people judge you that's because you're being an idiot on how you're presenting it or a slutty couple or whatever you want to say okay but if if if not your quantity and my quantity how the quantity amongst a couple can be different you may i may think that you know five different couples is okay and you may think that it's not so i mean it can be different so number one live and let live you know don't judge somebody else go well i'm pretty sure that they're they're just all they care about is quantity how do you know that they may actually they may actually fuck one person every six months and they think you hooking up with one person a month is just goddamn slutty very true just saying and just quit putting out lame terms in profiles quit putting out buzzwords that's all that fucking is i mean seriously come up with something more original than what we prefer we're only about quality versus quantity not a single motherfucker unless you're absolutely dumb is gonna go we're looking for pieces of shit so here's somebody should do that somebody should put that on profile what we're looking for is assholes uh people with no communication skills uh that suck and seem kind of douchey. And we'd like to fuck them and everybody else would not interest. How many people would respond to that? I don't know. I would. I would because I would totally be curious the fact that they had balls enough to put it out there. I just can't get over the one profile that goes, fit, attractive couple looking for height, weight, proportionate. And then we met them and we went, well, we knew we didn't fit that profile, which was fine. And we were honest about that when we responded to them. But when in a bar setting, we actually met this couple and I went, they're fit? They're height and weight proportionate? What? And I'm like, they don't have they how can they be that choosy that's another ambiguous term that people throw out there okay what is height and weight proportionate well let me tell you what here's the i'm six foot tall what they say i that the the correct body size for me is 175 i can put pictures of when I was 175 I look sickly I look pretty good
Speaker3: at 200 I'm supposed to weigh 96 we know I'm not there I've had kids and I emotionally eat Thanks Delilah And I have a big ass That weighs a 96,000
Speaker1: Well I mean thanks delilah and i have a big ass that weighs a 96 well i mean that that's just it i mean people you we put that out there it's like what's fit there's very few fucking people in the lifestyle when you look at the demographics of the lifestyle i mean there's some out there but there are that can honestly say can preach
Speaker3: fitness god what did our profile say i don't care what you look like yeah personality wins yeah
Speaker1: and well it also said look and if you if you don't send us a facebook unless you either have your tits out or sitting on your motorcycle we won't know who you are because we can never tell i it just people put these terms like that they want to sound good i mean we've known people I don't know. are because we could never tell i it just people put these terms like that they want to sound good i mean we've known people that have when we're on another paid site in the in the past that they had uh remember the the uh you were certified remember that and they okay we had people that wouldn't did not hook up with us because we had too many certifications well here's the deal we hadn't fucked every person that certified there's people that we had met at other lifestyle events and they certified you it fit the it fit the parameters it didn't say you had to fuck them it said you had to know that they were swingers and so nope you sort of what are you serious are you kidding me yeah we we've actually we've we've been on the page for at that point in time like a year and we'd actually fuck 600 people are you shitting me come on do the math that's not even possible yeah but you could be in the same room well i saw him have sex with somebody it's just you know but everybody puts it out there and it's like quit getting so fucking judgy about quantity versus quality or quality versus quantity because i can tell you this everybody's definition or or what actually is quality is also skewed because okay you said yourself you cracked the joke have i been drinking or am i not or am i sober yeah because well because i i you know the parking lot deal never met the guy. I didn't even know his name. I couldn't even tell you what he looked like. He did have a penis. I do know what he looks like. Just to have a voice. He's being a smart ass. Well, there's a reason they call it beer goggles. And everybody has it. When you've had a couple cocktails, what looks good, you can overlook or tweak a lot of those quality factors. And you can also, you can use the great disguise quality as a way to just say, I don't think you're good enough. And I think that happens a lot. The people that really hammer quality versus quantity a lot of times tend to be kind of snooty. Look, here's the deal. I don't care how many people we've hooked up with or how many people we have not hooked up with. If we make a connection or if I make a connection with somebody and it's a great connection, we're swingers, we're in the lifestyle that have sex with other people, and then we're going to go for it, right? We're not going to check, well, we've had too many or we haven't had enough. I mean, that's not going to be a prerequisite. Why would you limit yourself by saying something like that? You know, I mean, I don't even understand why you have to go out on multiple dates. Everybody's different, whatever. It's the new way, new way i suppose but look it's not an interview process i don't i don't need to know all that shit you know what happens when you know too much shit about people you lose interest yeah the magic's gone yeah it really well because it does it partially becomes like once you learn enough and you become a certain level close then then the it Yeah. It really, well, because it does, it partially becomes like once you learn enough and you become a certain level of close, then instead of just being Disney World, you're looking under now at the underground tunnels. Then you get to hear about their problems and their kids' issues and their blah, whatever. I'm not saying that you can't get to know or be friends with people. I mean, whatever works become very good friends with a lot of people but i don't need to know that much about you to have sex with you because here's the deal if i'm not attracted to you knowing about your problems and the shit going on in the world like your day-to-day stuff isn't going to give me hard on go man i just want to fucking rim that in her that is so hot she got a parking ticket oh god damn and her fucking kids are being shits oh yeah give it to me baby give it to that isn't gonna fucking work it's not gonna happen no okay i don't care man just like you don't give two shits that my dog was going ape shit because they were out here rebaring the the cable wires all day long that's not gonna get you all wet and drippy oh my dog was driving me just fucking nuts wouldn't shut up i don't know but the guy that was working out today he was kind of no wonder you were out there it was a little bitty hole for him to fill. Maybe he had to fill too. He was cute. I wondered why you were gone for like two hours. I went out there and sat in the chair and watched him. You're in another Megan commercial. Did you ask him for his number? No. Why not? Because I'm shy. Did you flash him his tits? No. Ear tits? Some tits? I felt like a homely lady because I had no makeup on.
Speaker3: I had just colored my hair, so my hair was up in a towel, and I was in my lounge wear. And I step outside thinking I was just going to get some sunshine, and here's this dude
Speaker2: working.
Speaker3: I'm like, holy shit, you scared the shit out of me. He goes, ah, sorry. I knocked on the door. I said, yeah, I was doing my hair.
Speaker1: I was naked in the bathroom washing my hair. Don't worry, A little later, I'm headed over to that one big box store. It starts with a W just like this. I'm going to pick up some smokes and some beef jerky. Want some? But here's the thing. That could be quality. What are you going to do with that beef jerky? Oh, shit. Come here. Come here. You can shove something right up here, baby. That's what... I should have been funny. I would walk by the door and be like, Ah! Oh, we must have company. All right. So here's the deal. In response... Sorry, that's just my opinion. That's our opinion a little bit on quality and quantity. I understand people that have... You want quality. We're not... Look look we it is sport fucking but i think the bigger thing is let live and live and let live don't don't be so breezy if you don't want to fuck somebody don't fuck him if you want to fuck him fuck him if everybody would not busy tell everybody else who or they have or have not fucked quality quantity that whole discussion wouldn't even exist or or why announce it it's almost like bragging exactly i'm too good to fuck them or i nailed them either one is fucking dumb well you know some things you can just keep to yourself some things you can't like this month okay wait sorry that's a different show Apparently it's time to go It's what the music in our head says The voice is in my head said, leave now. All right, so let's give another shout-out once again to our sponsors. Natural Pines Resorts, the adult playground. Let the sun get vitamin D all over your body. 128 acres. Visit them at www.naturalpinesresort.com. Don't forget to book for any weekend in the summer. And also August 2nd through the 4th. There's a bit of crazy summer nights out there. It's going to be a birthday party. We'd love to meet you.
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