Krazy Truth #50 Traveling for Hook Up

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Natural Barns Resort, the adult playground. Over 120 acres for those that enjoy the nudist and lifestyle a place to escape everyday life amenities include above ground pool a two acre private lake walking trails paddle boats 48 rv spots and unlimited tent camping plus cabins and more visit them today at www.naturalpinesresort.com Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another edition of Crazy Truth. I am your host with the most, I'm Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely and snotty Miss Amanda. Hey! Me? I'm not. If you didn't have boobs, you'd be fired. I'm just kidding, you make the show. You do. You make the show. You make the show. It's your cute, smart-ass bullshit that we love so much. By the way, this is episode 18. Fuck yeah, I still remember. Actually, now... Fuck off. We actually had a milestone. We've actually released 50 episodes now. I got a big thing on the one release on Thursday. There was this big placard from our podcast company that was all like, congratulations on your 50th
Speaker2: episode. That isn't Thank you. I got a big thing on the one release on Thursday. There was this big, like, placard from our podcast company
Speaker1: that was all, like, congratulations on your 50th episode. That doesn't include all of our crazy truth shit and stuff. So we're moving on.
Speaker3: Yeah, that does include crazy truth.
Speaker1: No, it doesn't because I haven't released those on podcast, remember? That's only on our YouTube channel. Plug.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: That's just on podcast alone, over 50 podcasts. So check out our whole library. It's available. You can see us. You can hear us.
Speaker2: We'll see you next time. yeah that's just just on podcast alone over 50 podcasts so check out our whole library it's available you can see us you can hear us you can chime right in yeah okay so all right so i kind of have a sex story oh god it's not oh god it's kind of good okay uh actually this was sent to us by one of our loyal listeners and viewers and also a member of our secret, secret giant Facebook page, Crazy Casbah.
Speaker1: Hence the title. So anyways, it's not so much a crazy sex story, but it kind of is.
Speaker2: So it's actually, and I don't remember what country it was.
Speaker1: It doesn't really matter now.
Speaker2: The president just banned oral sex. It's now like it's like in Uruganway or something.
Speaker4: It's illegal to have oral sex in that country.
Speaker1: Thank you. The president just banned oral sex. It's now like it's like in your gone way or something. It's illegal to have oral sex in that country. Yeah, I know, right? So now here's the thing. I thought, you know what? Let's take something kind of funny because it would suck to have the dick-sucking police on your back all the time. Hey, hey, what's that? You stick it in your mouth. Drop that penis. their uh population now increases no shit and for some reason there's a baby boom weird should have done the butt stuff uh anyway so the thing is is though but i thought you know let's let's take this opportunity to also give our listeners an important an important safety message shall we you're looking like how is this a safety message okay if you travel abroad you need to know that yeah it was uganda that's right see if you travel abroad you need to know there are different rules and different laws in every country so that no you're looking at me but just because you do it in a hotel room doesn't mean anybody's going to see. Well, it depends on how much of a party is in the hotel room. I'm talking more, though, if you go to, if you're in a lifestyle and you participate in lifestyle activities in other countries and even other states, there's different laws. So make sure you know what the law is. Now, here's the deal. Most of the time, okay, and this is generally speaking a lot of times when when places will pass laws against oral sex it's actually what they're trying to do is actually much worse what they're actually trying to do it's actually a way to try to discriminate a lot of times against uh uh homosexual men is actually what a lot of times what it's designed to do which is not funny in any way shape or form and or form, and it's bullshit. But we're making jokes because, obviously, we're swingers and there's people that suck dick, like you, for example, and a lot of other people, which is good. But the thing is, so obviously that part's not funny. But seriously, when you go to other countries, remember we had that sex story? Yeah, they have a really bad history. Uganda has a horrible human rights violation when it comes to homosexuality. But remember the one story about the dude in Ireland that got in trouble because his wife was putting on swinger parties and that was considered prostitution. So the thing is, you need to remember, everywhere you go, there's different rules and different laws. Here's a funny one from the Midwest.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: Okay. So in a neighboring state of ours, I don't know. I don't want to say the neighbor to the state around Joe. What the fuck? Why not in Iowa? Okay. If you're out gallivanting without a shirt on, right. And a cop rolls up on you or I'm out gallivanting. I'm taking a pee in public and a cop rolls up on me. That's going be a indecent exposure no big deal it's going to be a misdemeanor don't do it again you're going to pay a fine oops isn't that embarrassing now in iowa if somebody calls the police on you they didn't want to just driving by like like somebody calls the police because they saw you doing it it's no longer a misdemeanor it's a felony and you're on their sex offender list so again little things different rules different places different rules so make sure kids when you're out there and you're letting your fucking freak flag fly you make sure you know the rules so you don't end up in jail or worse yeah no shit and that's something And people thought the only thing to worry about in the lifestyle was herpaderp and stuff. Surprise! God, I got damn lucky at that party then, didn't I? You sure did. There was a whole lot of titties hanging out of that Jeep that night. But once somebody pointed that out, man, I've never seen a group of women move that fast in my life. There were tits flying out of that Jeep. I was about to make a really a really sexist joke but i refrain i'm really proud of myself oops way to go that's because i was thinking about a meme on facebook of course you were oh i was thinking about the one with the two brooms were laying and the one was broken sorry okay anyways all so let's get get on with the show oh i'm getting dirty looks all over the place oh you're on fire i'm gonna have a broken stick before this is all said and done we can make that happen oral sex is still loud in my house until i bite it off uh okay so uh all right so we've got some our questions tonight uh we do questions. We're back to regular scheduled programming. We do have questions tonight. Now, what's been awesome is we've actually gotten a shit ton of questions from our secret Facebook page and people on our secret Facebook page as well as a couple other pages. Remember, I'm part of like, I think I'm part of 23 facebook groups that all have to deal with sex it's what i deal with all day long it's like being a porn star without getting my day quit uh so anywho so uh and they sent me some questions as well okay so and and some questions that were asked on their page and they wanted to hear us talk about it okay so i thought that was pretty cool so uh the first the first question we're going to start with uh this question was posed to how do you deal with okay you're a couple right and you're going to hook up with another couple but i've just set the stage for this fighting please uh so i've set the stage for this so you're a couple there's another couple you're going to hook up with of you are all kinds of jazz one of you is just kind of how do you deal with how do you deal with trying to hook up with somebody if your partner is there it's not on a don't no touch list and they're not just like but they're but they're just kind of like you know they're kind of iffy they're on the fence on the fence on it. How do you deal with that? I thought that was a good question, because this is a question I think everybody deals with. Okay. I really don't know how you deal with it. Because here's the challenge. It's not quite taking one for the team. It's not that the person is like, I absolutely don't want to do this person or you know that that the person they're supposed to hook up with has one of whatever is a thing of like an absolute so are they like not interested in the other person or are they not interested in swinging well okay that number one that's a really valid question okay so the first thing i'd say if you run into this a lot as a couple like one of the two is always like yeah go team and the other one's always like uh i got a headache yeah you might want it you might want to revisit whether or not that can be a subtle way she's not the other person's yeah for the spouse without because let's face it you're trying to make the spouse happy you know you want everybody to be happy but if you're not into it without I was going I don't want to touch other people's pussies you want to come with a nicer way so you'd be like I would but I'm nauseous you know or something like that just saying so but it's not like that it's weird let's assume they want to swing they're just not they're just not in the mood i don't know it's not the mood it's not it was more that they just weren't into the person into the other person they weren't the other person that they were going to basically have to hook up with and And it was interesting. Now, when they asked this on their website, you got ranges all over the board. Some people go, fuck, no, you don't do it. Some people are like, fuck them, deal with it. Some people, you know, I mean, there's all kinds and all points in between. And I'm trying to think because it is a challenge when it's not about taking one for the team. I mean, I guess the it almost might be though well okay so probably the first thing is we we preach about this hallelujah oh communicate give me a hey an amen brother yeah you would know you would know from the get-go when you go hey we're gonna hook up with this couple it'll be a lot of fun and they're going okay uh really then are you sure you should ask questions then we know couples think this dude we know couples that half the couple that's how they respond to everything that's true they have their own like series of like you know job interview questions they have to go through before they're willing to hook up with somebody okay let me see your fingers let me see your nails you know how many miles a day do you run you know what's your sign i mean we think about it we see that sorry we're not compatible i'm sorry better like next time we'll keep your resume on file thanks bye-bye to me okay i still yes communication number one if you have the opportunity to talk about it first, you need to. Right. I mean, you have a responsibility, and it doesn't matter if it's the guy or the gal. You have a responsibility to figure out what the deal is. And you also have to be, at least in my humble, humble opinion, you also have to be able to be willing to go to say, mm, and ink, say it. Cut off, hooking up with the other couple if it truly doesn't make your significant other happy.
Speaker3: But I also think there's some people that don't show any emotion.
Speaker2: That's true.
Speaker3: So if they don't show any emotion.
Speaker1: And you know what they are? They're lazy, shitty fucks.
Speaker3: Not always. Not necessarily quit it.
Speaker1: You never know. Every now and then, fucking somebody just laying there like a bump I'll see you next time. And you know what they are? They're lazy, shitty fucks. Not always. Not necessarily quit it. You never know. Every now and then, fucking somebody just laying there like a bump is pretty hot. How we doing? I'm doing great. Thank you. I think I'm going to come. Okay. Yes. No, there are people. Have you had somebody like that oh yeah okay oh yeah it was awesome have you had somebody that you didn't feel was into you or interested oh fuck yeah okay and that's horrible that no one had nothing to do my fat sound guy shut up uh we were actually in a discussion about this no i know i have and and for a guy okay guys who i hate when women fake it fuck that fake it okay you know what i love that shit rock on that's great i don't care if you really came or not but i'll feel better about myself but look man here's the deal if if i'm behind you and and here's what in my brain this this is what I'm envisioning. I am like the male lion, just raw pound. Okay. That's what I'm envisioning my brain. And if you're just sitting there like a stump post going, uh, uh, and looking over your shoulder, like, is he done yet? That kills it for me. I'd rather have you just go, Hey, you know off me or you know what i have a headache my my vagina is starting to swell closed i don't i don't care whatever look there's locusts coming i don't care what it is i'd rather have you just say something versus me just sitting there fucking feeling like a boss and all of a sudden it dawns on me that you're not into it or i've had girls that i've been fucking them from behind and they're watching you and their husband yeah yeah i haven't said i'm a lesbian now by the way i'm like pussy uh but i can tell they're not they i promise you it's not that they can't feel me because i've seen the size of their husband's dick but they are so either not in tune with they're they're more concerned about what you they're doing over there or they just don't care or whatever that i could be back there with a fucking you know i don't know if i can four by four back there slamming their junk and they wouldn't even know it was in there because they're so concerted on everything but me okay and that's horrible at least if you do it doggy style hey if you're gonna do that fuck the guy doggy style please that's that's the thing to see facial expressions well yeah because then then i can pretend whatever i i look i can envision the back of your head smiling at me i I can envision it, you know, licking its lips. I can envision whatever you want. But when I'm staring right in your eyes and you look kind of like maybe I should check your pulse at some point in time, you know, or like close your eyes for you or something, then that just kills it for me. Absolutely just kills it for me. The only thing that would be worse is you're fucking a girl and she grabs her phone and starts playing on her. Like how you like color on yours. You want to do something fun? Seriously. Oh, God. The next time we hook up with somebody, when they're really kind of nervous, let them start fucking you. Because you can multitask for just a second and just grab your phone and start coloring for about two seconds. That would be rude.
Speaker2: So, okay. That would be rude.
Speaker4: We got totally off topic there.
Speaker2: Yeah, I think.
Speaker1: Okay, so the thing is with this couple is I think that the question, if any of us even remember that, is what do you do if you're not, if your spouse really isn't into the person that they're going to fucking a couple swap? If it's not that they actually have a problem with it and they're just like they'll be okay and whatever i think at that point in time it's up to the spouse that's not interested to say whether or not you're truly okay with fucking because if you're not you need to step up to the plate and say no if you are then i think you have to kind of you have to kind of fake it a little bit at that point in time i mean if you tell me you know what and this isn't like my dream fuck but yeah it's okay let's go and hook up and then when you're fucking you're over there playing on your phone well you should have just told me no to begin with yeah does i mean does that make It depends on how much you've had to drink. Yeah, no doubt. Oh, it'll be fine. That's your fifth shot in the last half hour.
Speaker2: Weird.
Speaker1: So I don't know. Now, if it happens on the fly, if it happens on the fly, that's a totally different ballgame to me. Like if we're in the car and we're headed over to meet the couple and you're like, I don't know. Yeah yeah it'll be fine that's like abort abort pull the ejection seat right fucking now yeah because that is good because you don't have time to talk about it and that's gonna end badly and i fucking promise you like in our situation here's how this would work we would get there right Because teeth is a big thing to you okay it's just your thing and we would get there and as soon as i would be fucking i would be like wrestled to the ground by this chick and we'd be full going and all of a sudden i'd hear this i'd look over he'd be like popping out dentures and then he'd pull out a really small hairy penis it's not shaved i mean everything that you hate would then happen and i would know that at some point in time this is going to end and we have a car ride home okay and it's not really a car ride home it's more like a sleigh ride to hell home i think about you're gonna be pissed you're like yeah did you see 1970s chewbacca bush out there? That was great. And he won't be able to get it up. And he'll have sweaty cocks. I mean, if you get a gut feeling or if I get a gut feeling, you go with it. Because if you don't, I promise you everything else can go to shit. What it amounts to with the question is you don't have enough information to know what the scenario is. Does it happen all the time is it just was you know did it happen one time with this one couple or is it somebody that it only happens if one if if it only happens when you pick out the the couple or if when i pick out the couple that's very true because again once again give me a hallelujah brother we need to put sound effects in there as you start going like boiling shit because here's the thing it's communication if it always happens every time you beg out the couple well then there's a bigger problem here it's it there has to be something else in there to be an issue it's like well either you don't know me you know my type which is very first couple y'all you two go in the kitchen and talk it out and see if y'all are interested no shit we're in there going what the hell that's why we're here and i'm really thirsty can i get a drink out of their sink uh shelly has they have a code word if they need to leave really quick oh we've seen other couples that have left because someone showed up and it's like uh abort. She doesn't feel very good. We got to go. You know how many times I've watched. There's one couple that they've started their period multiple times in a weekend. Wrong person shows up. Oh, she started a period. We got to go. Didn't she just have that? Sure did. Got to go. This is a lot. We always did the cell phone thing. Yeah. That's a problem now that people know our kids are older it's harder to pull it off oh our our middle one just called our youngest one's sick we gotta go oh yeah now they're like but aren't they adults uh yeah the dog called he's sick we gotta go we don't get in that situation very much anymore no we learned we learned our lessons the the hard way well that's how you have to learn the lesson but again if it look if it's something that consistently happens you have to look at pattern and that means you have to communicate we know people that order a certain drink that's right they have their husband go say i want this and he goes okay and then he goes up to the bar and he comes back and, yep. And, I mean, here's the thing. They don't have any more of this mixer. Yeah, it's a way to be nice. Yeah. But, I mean, if you can talk about it ahead of time, but, yeah. Look, you have to figure out the root cause with this. Because, like with us, I can't pick what type of guy you want to fuck No, that's the time I can't Which makes it really fucking hard
Speaker3: I know It depends on my mood Sometimes I'm in the mood for
Speaker1: Write this down, guys What are you in the mood?
Speaker3: Well, sometimes you're in the mood for a bad boy And sometimes you're in the mood for, you know, goody two-shoes And sometimes you're in the mood It just depends Sometimes you're in the mood for a weaselly and sometimes you're in the mood for, you know, goody two-shoes, and sometimes you're in the mood. It just depends.
Speaker1: Sometimes you're in the mood for a weaselly little guy?
Speaker2: I don't know. Is that one?
Speaker1: No, but you now have an added category. I talk for a living. You now have an added category as well. Sometimes you're in the mood for a girl.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: So, I mean, there are guys that you'll go ahead and fuck because you want to get to
Speaker2: the girl.
Speaker1: Here we go. for a girl yes so i mean that that there are guys that you'll you'll go ahead and fuck because you want to get to the girl or you would be done that yes there's been a few that you'd be they weren't necessarily completely off out of the realm but you would be willing to judge past a couple of their flaws that no one would be check marks against them because they've got a really hot
Speaker3: wife that's by if they have a personality i'll check past a lot of flaws yes we both will I don just checking. I almost picked my nose for getting me on camera. That'd be bad. But because i can throw some gross flaws out there let's not throw gross flaws well okay well i'm
Speaker1: just checking i almost picked my nose for getting me on camera that'd be bad booger okay so there's one bullshit and you can't say you know drinking out of the refrigerators that way either oh it's disgusting just because you took a picture of you doing that yesterday you out when i took a drink out of the spaghetti sauce jar. Because spaghetti sauce is not a drink. I've used that fucker on everything. It's awesome. I'm going to try it on sex because you know what? He was telling me about this during dinner. That he drinks out of the spaghetti sauce jar. I'm going to surprise the next girl we hook up with. I'm going to bring spaghetti sauce and dump it on her good or just see what happens.
Speaker2: Hey, are you into food places? Yeah, it's kind of hot.
Speaker4: Good.
Speaker2: That's going to throw them for a loop. They're going to think chocolate.
Speaker3: Oh, my God.
Speaker4: Chef Boyardee, bitches.
Speaker2: Yeah. They don't make spaghetti sauce. That's okay. Well, then it'll be a ravioli. You better hope it's a ravioli. Is that a meatball?
Speaker3: What is that?
Speaker1: You should check first. Just saying. Oh. No, check first just saying no are you done probably okay thank you no when we going back to the other point though there was a point in there about trying to figure out what the other person likes it sucks because you've always said when we were first on websites you were like Well, well, you go on and you find a couple. And I was always like, bitch, I hate you because I'd be like, well, how about this one. And everyone, you're like, oh, I wouldn't. Why do you think I do that? Ew. And I'm sitting there going. And still to this day of all the couples we've fucked up with, I can say i'm gonna go i can go with probably 10 of them that i would want yeah that makes sense i could yeah that doesn't surprise me that you'd be interested most of the guys we've most of the couples we've hooked up with i was like you thought he was hot totally didn't nothing against the guy it just totally didn't meet any of what I thought you were looking for at all. Guess depends on my mood. Jeez. And so who have been some of your best hookups? The ones that I went, come on, just give it a try. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you stick with me? Let me pick them. No, never mind. Okay. Sorry. You've had a couple that have gone really okay but that's when i was drinking okay look there was a couple that i was drinking and you know what i shouldn't have picked for myself let alone for you because the next day i was just like that is not the type of person I'm ever interested in. Ever.
Speaker5: Wouldn't have ever done it in a million years.
Speaker2: Wait a minute, I did what? What? Oh, fuck, there's pictures. Fuck. Shit.
Speaker4: It's all a bunch.
Speaker3: It is. I thank God for cell phones.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, cell phones are awesome. I fucking hate you for cell phones.
Speaker2: Sorry.
Speaker1: No, actually I don't because that's why I remember. Months and months and years later. Actually, one of those people turned out to be very, very nice. I haven't seen her in a long, long time. But she was a very nice person when I got to know her. No, I still wasn't interested. But she was a very nice person. Oh my God, that night I was drunk and I was going to score.
Speaker2: Woo!
Speaker1: That was nice running around in a vanilla bar in my underwear. In a horse tank.
Speaker3: That one.
Speaker2: Uh-huh. Thank you. Oh, my God. That night I was drunk and I was going to score. Woo. That was nice running around in a vanilla bar in my underwear in a horse tank. That one. Uh-huh. Yeah. That was sexy. Woo-hoo-hoo. Not easy being me. Okay. So, well, I think we answered that question. I really don't fucking even know at this point in time. All right. So, let's go on to the next question. I don't know if you answered it either.
Speaker4: I don't know either.
Speaker2: That's all right. It's all good. Not enough information. That's what it is.
Speaker1: Yeah.
Speaker2: Communicate more information needed. Okay, so the next question.
Speaker4: This came off of our website. How far will you travel for a hookup?
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: That's really, you really want to go there. I really want to go there. Because, okay, in this, okay, we're in the modern age, right?
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker1: So think about this. We're having crazy summer nights in August, right?
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker1: We're having that six, it's six hours from where we live.
Speaker2: Mm-hmm.
Speaker1: Okay, so we're traveling six hours to hopefully hook up with people at our own party. And we're asking people to travel. We're hooking up at our own party. I'm hoping so. Oh, wow. That's the plan. Okay. So it's my birthday. Hello. So, yeah, so stuff, things. Anyway, so we're asking other people to travel too because where we're going is a small town. It's not like those 400 people aren't all going to be from around like a 10-mile radius. So a legitimate question. How far would you go for a hookup? Actually, we're going to make this two questions. How far would you go for a repeat on a hookup? How far would you go for a new hookup? Oh, yeah. We're going to accomplish it. Was the repeat good or was it good the first time? Okay, I'm going to go out on a'm sorry i couldn't help it hey you know what this one really sucked this is a horrible experience should we try that again no well we have done that we were we were very new that was my ego because god damn it i was gonna show that i could get it up and fuck we're notorious for driving an hour right okay so that okay so two hours round trip so 100 miles round trip we're willing to go that's easy how how far you
Speaker3: will really willing to go i don't know you answer the question for a lot of people look man a guy it's a little different story she's a lot of people they have children and all that stuff
Speaker1: which plays into it look she's hot enough i'm flying on a plane to china it is what it is
Speaker2: I'll see you next time. For a lot of people, they have children and all that stuff which plays into it. Look, she's hot enough, I'm flying on a plane to China.
Speaker1: It is what it is.
Speaker3: Who's funding that?
Speaker1: Hopefully she will if she's hot. To me, I guess, I don't know.
Speaker3: I could have had one in Russia.
Speaker1: And why didn't you take that? You weren't a swinger yet then.
Speaker3: I was 18.
Speaker1: If you only knew then, well, you know now. I only had sex with my boyfriends. That's changed. You still only have sex with your husband and your boyfriends. Whatever. You love the lifestyle. Okay, so for a guy, though, I think a lot of times a guy, a couple. What's reasonable? What's reasonable? We've gone three hours. We have, haven't we? We did. We went to Kansas City. That's right. We did. So it was three hours. That's right. One way. So, okay. And we're a couple. So, I mean, obviously that makes a little bit of a difference. Mm-hmm. And I think if you're single, it's like however far it takes. If you really want to're single if you don't have any you know kids pets you know next week we're going to be going next weekend we're going to be going six hours away so maybe we can find a hookup over exactly and now we've turned it into an advertisement for us this is miss amanda you do have someone that said four and a half hours. Four and a half hours. Okay. That's pretty weird. Is there any, so would you go further for a repeat that was a really good, great personality, had a great time. I mean, obviously it was just a fun time all the way through. Would you go further for that repeat versus an unknown? So you've gone three and a half hours. Mm-hmm one so a repeat i have one right okay we drove to minneapolis that's right we did but okay we've driven three hours just but just for a repeat No, just for hook well not just for a hookup for a party that turned into a hookup right so you had the difference between parties i'm saying for a specifically you're gonna go it's a it was a great time it was a great time you're gonna go specifically to hook up with that person and not nothing there's no other reason to The only reason you're going there is sex how far would you usually you're with me right but this time i'm not we're asking how but let me ask you this would you go further for a repeat hookup that was awesome versus an unknown for a for a new hookup i don't know i can see three hours no no yeah okay if i'm going by myself okay would you go further not how far would you guy drive guy what fuck how not how far would you go would i go further for a repeat hookup or would you drive further for a new hookup? Which one would you go further for? Probably a repeat because I already know it's going to be good. You know it's going to be good. What if it was somebody, though, that you really had been interested in? You still don't know if it's going to be good, but you've just like there's like this window and you but you've always kind of wanted to but scenarios okay are they meeting me halfway because if i'm having to do all the driving for another guy his ass can come halfway too okay yeah you're gonna you're gonna meet you're gonna meet halfway you meet halfway and you're gonna fuck in the car and he no you're gonna meet halfway you're gonna get dinner and he's gonna pay for half the hotel room okay and it's gonna be a decent hotel room okay so what was the original question oh my god which would you drive further have you been drinking which would you drive further for what would you drive further for this first time hookup but it's a dude that you've always you were like man i really if i ever get the chance i just want to fucking feel that dick would you drive further for that and he's again he's gonna get a nice dinner he's gonna pay for half the hotel room and he's gonna meet you halfway but what would you be willing to go further for that even though it's an unknown i don't know because he could still be still be a shitty fuck. True. Because he's going to have to live up to your expectations on top of it. Very true. If you say you're interested in me, I'll pretty much drive anywhere and have sex with you. I'm a guy. Is that what it is? Most guys would. And the guys say, oh, no. Look, if it's not within 20 miles, they're full of fucking shit bullshit a hot enough chick goes hey here's the deal i you know i'll meet you halfway i won't meet you halfway i'll meet you you know one third of the way whatever it's seven hours from here here's naked pictures of me and she's super hot and my naked friend that wants to join us too and she's super hot you're getting in the car and driving as a guy you're like okay and you're gonna road trip that shit okay no because here's the deal you're not gonna be disappointed regardless now she may be disappointed yeah but you're not gonna be disappointed because you're gonna go up there and blow your load unless you panic and meltdown which should be which would be just horrible can you fathom driving seven hours and you can't get a boner that would be awful you're popping viagras and all you end up with it's like a fucking stroke it'd be like fuck that'd be about par for the courts right there how was it i don't know in the er they wouldn't let me have sex with anybody but after there was no chance i had a boner it lasted for four hours yeah okay hey what a great place to take a break uh so we're gonna take a break right here we'll be right back hey everybody are you ready to see the the newest installment of the crazy casbah world visit us at www.crazycasbah.com check out interesting features about us about the crazy truth our online store and much much more sign up today for our newsletter www.crazykazba.com and we're back i wanted to say a lot of p sounds this is being dick okay so we got adjusted and everything that's what happens see we got a great sound guy he takes care of us he didn't bring us cocktails or drinks this time dick anyways i'm working i'm working we're pushing for it okay so uh yeah so okay so the next question that we came up on on on our uh page what yep page yep we're looking we're reading what no what i don't know uh so anyway so the next question that came up on our page crazy casbah the secret facebook world that is was how do you deal with the big green monster jealousy i was like what's the big green monster oh jesus well actually is that a secret code word for something no never mind my brain really isn't here yeah so how do you deal with, and do you deal with, with jealousy? And of course, obviously, so the first part of this is, yes, I don't care how long you do this. I don't care how long. Every now and then, jealousy is going to creep in with a couple. No way it won't.
Speaker2: At all. Okay.
Speaker1: Do you not agree with me?
Speaker2: No, I agree.
Speaker3: I'm not disagreeing.
Speaker1: You disagreeing out of principle, or do you actually agree, Gray?
Speaker3: No, I call them psycho Amanda moments.
Speaker1: Oh, you too? Sorry, I've been serious. That was funny and you know it.
Speaker2: Stop it.
Speaker1: Don't be a dick. You it that was awesome we need a shirt like that by the way anyways with that look the one you just gave me right there is the look we're putting on that fucker uh no okay so yes everybody's gonna have jealousy it's it's of jealousy. Yes. Okay, I think the degree of jealousy that you have, or the degree of jealousy you should have, let's put it that way, should continue to be less the longer you do this. Or you know how to express it better. Right, or you know how to express it better. Well, no. How many times do you have to re-go through the same shit, though? If you haven't... Okay, we started off, we were couples only, right? Same room, couples only. That's what we did. That was all we did. Almost, you know, we're nearing the decade mark. We now have... We've now branched that out obviously now we play alone we do other things okay so each time you change and you add a new factor to it right a new factor to what you do or you're not doing the lifestyle you kind of start with square one again with the jealousy monster and you have to rehash through it and you have to know it's coming and you have to tangle with it and take care of it if we still were only doing a couple same room just like we had done all those years before look if you haven't figured that fucking shit out you should be out of the lifestyle okay there shouldn't be jealousy at that point in time but you should also be doing things you shouldn't be so enamored when you have sex with somebody else that all of a sudden maybe that it becomes an issue i i think a lot of times we create our own jealousy or we create jealousy in our spouses because here's the reality your pussy is awesome fucking he's great okay yeah check it out it's still, but is there a ton of difference between sex between people? A ton of difference? No, there's not. They're just, look, I've never had sex with somebody and it was magical, but the sex itself was magical and caused me to just lose all realms of consciousness and all realms of common sense that it's like you know what I could happily throw away my marriage and my love and all the everything that we have together because that pussy was so magical it doesn't exist okay and now maybe it's different for dick maybe there is a magic wand out there and if it goes in and you just go what I don't know but I'm gonna guess not I'll see you next time. okay and now maybe it's different for dick maybe there is a magic wand out there and if it goes in and you just go what i don't know but i'm gonna guess not right yeah you're just looking at me like like no i'm i have to look to follow along so so the thing is is that after so many years of doing this look to all of a sudden have sex with somebody that you're just all all of a sudden becoming infatuated with, just stupid infatuated with as a couple in the same room. It's the exact same thing you've been doing for all these years. That's really bizarre. Okay, that to me is. You should have worked through it by now. Yeah, that's creating your own jealousy. Talking it out. Right. You should already know the things that, well, you know, the things don't. Hey, don't do this. Don't do that. Don't do this. Don't do that know the things that well you you know the things don't hey don't do this don't do that don't do this don't do that the things that you go through when you first are in the lifestyle okay granted some of those things can change and some of those things can become more lax as a comfort level but whatever i mean it shouldn't be like you're just still still learning new things eight years later that just absolutely cause an issue okay if you are then you're not communicating enough right okay but when you take when you take and add a new element in okay so like for us that new element was like it didn't change anything when you started to get more into girls and your bisexuality that didn't change anything but when we started to get into the plane alone obviously you have to understand that okay so this is a brand new element that you're you're slapping in the middle of this and there's going to be there's going to be opportunity for jealousy to arise part of it is because how you feel how the person hooking up feels and the person sitting at home feels are different than you've ever felt as a couple number one your imagination the first couple times for those of you at home that have not done the individual hookup thing or you only hooked up when you did that when like you were single but never as a couple you played alone uh it's a your your mind fucking will play a gazillion tricks on you it's the most fucked up thing in the world look you. Well, I can say it from our viewpoint. I hooked up by myself first before you did. And so when you're the one hooking up, you don't you're not concerned about like, is this person feeling left out? Are they concerned you're going to come home? You're not worried about that because you know you are. So when you first hear some of your partner's concerns, it's like, whoa, I would never do that. You're almost like shocked. What? Really? What? Why? Then when the roles get reversed and the first time you're sitting at home, pretty much you can envision them running off divorce and you get in the divorce papers in the mail, then married somewhere else and believe in a different state, taking everything your own. And you're just sitting like in a gutter, slobber on a bottle of rum. I mean, you can just see this whole like scenario play out in your mind. You can see everything they're doing in your mind and I promise you it is absolutely nothing like what is actually
Speaker2: happening
Speaker1: I mean you know the envisions that I had of this fucking like super everything you'd ever wanted like this dream type thing none of that happened
Speaker3: I haven't been even vaguely jealous about you hooking up with other
Speaker1: girls not at all no okay well great this is only
Speaker3: Thank you very much. I haven't been even vaguely jealous about you hooking up with other girls. Not at all? No. Okay, well, great. This is only for the guys. Women don't tune in, because obviously... No, I didn't say I didn't have jealousy. It's just when you're hooking up with another girl, granted, you come home and you tell me about it, so I know the play out of it. Yes, I do. Like, the first one, I'm like, you have at it. I want nothing to do with that. Right, but you still want to know everything but i want to know everything that was going on you didn't mind you didn't mind me calling me description i'm like god i've never done that oh my god did he like that wow i never even thought of that damn and so i you know i felt like i fell short on some things because i wasn't adventurous enough wait a minute would you have cared if i just went well it was late when i got home so i waited till tomorrow the next morning to call you would i have done what would you have been pissed yeah if i had waited till the next one well but it was super late i didn't want to wake you up so i just thought i'd wait till the morning to call you yeah no don't yeah okay so so the next time you hooked up with well it's not a form I want to hear about it. And if you wait, that's just going to, it will start gnawing at me that maybe you were going way longer or you're hiding something. Or that I stayed the night. Yes. There we go. Because that was, you know, it's funny. We never talked about that. No, we haven't. We never. But being an hour away, I figure you come home anyway. And anyway if you didn't there'd be well damn good reason but see nothing was we preach communication but there it is we never talked about that we never actually talked about uh not okay okay or not okay to spend the night because you were across the state you were out of town i mean you
Speaker1: knew i was going to do it and it was all set up and it was at a neutral location it was at a hotel but we never actually officially talked about any any way shape or form whether or not i could spend the night no we didn't it was assumption on my part so thank god i did the right assumption or I'd been in trouble.
Speaker3: My jealousy more my my jealousy more has crept up when we do a threesome with another female because i feel left out because she's new fresh meat yep bring her into the mix and if if she isn't used to it or doesn't know how to include another female or you don't make ways for the female to get involved
Speaker1: I'm going to get involved. Okay, so let's clarify because I know there's a future three-way that listens to us so that we'll make sure that they understand with us, okay? I don't have an issue with that one in the least. Well, no, but there was a difference. I'm not going to be left out. No, here's the difference. She is the difference she is bi yes 100 not this is not like you know i'm just experience i'm not just a sampler platter that well you know we'll see if it tastes good then maybe i'll be bi no she's bi so some of the other ones they weren't or they were very very new they were just discovering their bisexuality so in turn they didn't know what to do it hasn't happened in a long time no but but okay so that's hormones can creep into well but here's again that's another element just like playing alone so we had to re we had to redo rules when we played alone and we have rules and when we played alone well when it came to those when
Speaker3: we left i was like okay this is where i felt this is this and this so we talked about it right we had to because it is a different and it didn't happen again and you try to find ways to include
Speaker1: differently well and that's okay that's something people have to understand they go well it's just a threesome that's nothing that's just a threesome no that's a different it's an odd number when there's an odd number it's a different element so you have different look even as a guy you can Thank you. a threesome that's nothing that's just a threesome no that's a different it's an odd number when there's an odd number it's a different element so you have different look even as a guy you can sit there not a lot of guys know how to do a threesome with another guy involved they really don't okay like because here's the deal if you're on your back and they're on top of you in any shape or form i don't care if they got your legs up what they're doing with you and they're laying over there's not a lot of room for another dick to go slapping somewhere in there and i'm straight and the guys that we hooked up with have been straight so they probably don't want a cock kind of bouncing you know in their faces they're trying to you know so they don't know how to do it so it's easy to start to feel left out it really is is. So, again, that's another element that can create jealousy because, yes, the new person is the one that everybody's excited about. So, you know, when we were doing the triad thing for a bit, that's new elements. Anytime you have new elements, you have to understand the rules change and you have to communicate and you have to be you have to be willing to understand why the green monster pops back in there why jealousy comes up because you're adding a new fucking element in there and if you don't talk about it i don't care how long you've done this i mean we got lucky right now is really the first time that it's come out that we never talked about the stay in the night well because i just never figured it would happen and here's the thing and you know what we were lucky yeah the reality of it is is right there we were lucky because i think from the get-go we always said no stay in the night no the fuck we did from the get-go there was no there was not even a vague hint sniffing around to the concept of playing along one time that we hooked up another couple and they were just too drunk and stoned to leave right exactly they ended up sharing a king-sized bed imagine four people in a king-sized bed yeah that was exhausting and they could have at least contributed to the bill so the thing the thing is is that though that people did not look did you Did you forget about that one? Yeah, I did. Sometimes I try to forget some of those. But the thing is, is that, no, there was never an assumption. That's just it. What happens, part of the lifestyle, sometimes you're going to get lucky. That's really the God's honest truth. Sometimes you're going to just get lucky. We got lucky because that had been a huge motherfucker that had been a fucking knock down drag out fight right there because you know what i can't believe you fucking spent the night with her you know how i feel about that i'm gonna go like the fuck i do what are you talking about i didn't i told you i was honest with you and you're gonna go well that's different i'm gonna know it's not and then we're gonna fucking not talk to each other for like two days. But once we worked through it, we were like, oh, wait a minute. We never set that ground rule. So we still don't have that ground rule. It's officially not in play. It doesn't matter. Don't record that part.
Speaker2: No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker1: No, we're fortunate because we do think a lot alike with that. But you can't count on always getting lucky.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: That you have to. If there's something that's going on on especially when you add a new feature or a new person you have got to talk assumption will kill you yeah assumption will kill you and here here's the problem the new way that people do things you get more and more people that um do a form of dating it's not dating i mean it's how look however your lifestyle experiences you want to be is rock on for you we're not opposed to fucking on the first date i mean we never have been but telling that i i know that some people are yeah i know some people are more they want to get to know and and more of a dating type scenario okay so you have a process see to me that would be harder that would be harder to avoid jealousy coming up when i get to know unlike it yeah yeah it will be because you're gonna it it goes from sport fucking, in my opinion.
Speaker3: We don't speak for everybody, but fuck you, if you don't like it. But it goes from sport fucking to it raises the level of intimacy. The more intimacy that you have, in my opinion, the higher chance you have for more jealousy. Because here's the deal. hypothetically speaking we're we've been we've been going out getting to getting to know the other couple and all of a sudden uh we're out to dinner we're leading we're hopefully into the home stretch here comes tea biscuit hoping to get laid come on buddy and sit down and i go because we know i'm i'm sniffer. You are a sniffer. The right smells. okay and all of a sudden i sniff her and i go wow it's awesome you wear that favorite clone that favorite perfume i'm rubbing her leg right now for those who can see wow you you wore that favorite perfume of mine that really means a lot to me and you're sitting over there and johnny discos with her and he went on and slapped on his fucking axe body spray because he still thinks he's a teenager and you're going uh really and it doesn't matter what he's doing he's talking to you it's like you know hey i really like your hair and you're like oh yeah it's great because you're watching me over here fucking pet pet the girl and sniff her neck and you know those signs you know that look once i move in for the sniff when i move in for the sniff on the neck i i'm hooked i'm there that's pretty much like so you know you wear the right perfume oh yeah yeah fucking yeah i'll wallow around and you're like a fucking dog rolling around out in the yard i but all of a sudden you're getting pissed because it's like i'm showing like that series intimate we're in public we're at dinner we're at okay well if we're just at a bar and we're all hot and sweaty and we're just gonna go fuck you know you're gonna smell like baby whites when you clean up before the thing started, but you're not going to have that same level of stuff happening, if that makes any sense at all. No, it makes sense. Actually, I'm just picturing that scenario in my own mind, me going in for the sniff. It reminds me of the one time we met a couple at that one bar in West O. and he was just a cheese ball and a half he had on his 80s ripped up jeans and he was wearing those 80s ripped up jeans he was too old to wear those in the 80s yeah and he was he was just kind of cheesy and trying too hard but not in a hit on you way but she was all over you and I'm just like
Speaker1: oh He was just kind of cheesy and trying too hard, but not in a hit-on-you way. But she was all over you. Yes, she was. And I'm just like, okay, this is interesting. And he was the one that's like, so should we take it on back to our place? And I was like, I was about four fucking rum and coat, talls, burnt doubles into it. And I was like, fuck, yeah, we should. In a bar with a bunch of 20-somethings.'s like all right he was all kinds of jazz and i remember as you had to drive over because you weren't four rum and cokes into it and i'm following them because i have no idea you're just like uh shouldn't we have talked about this like they seem nice enough and you're like really and then we got over there and it was the most fucked up he wasn't bad it's just his personality was sucked she was a fucking fruitcake when we got over there that was the one because it was around the holiday season and they had the wire christmas upside down the upside down wire christmas tree they had all this like it was a neat concept but it was they had all this like art deco if they were rich in new york like young couple shit but they weren't no and uh and i i vividly remember because she she was they were a white couple and and once we got over there this should have been the total telltale sign to run run away I don't know i didn't see the telltale flag when she just goes right before she just started to suck my dick and she stopped and she was you know i'm black and i'm okay. And then she just stuck with that. She just kept saying that over and over again.
Speaker3: You're a redhead.
Speaker1: And it was just like, okay. Why are you telling me this?
Speaker3: Do I care?
Speaker1: She was the one where I plunged wrong and missed a little bit. Hit the wrong hole for a second.
Speaker2: Remember that?
Speaker1: And she yelped.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker3: Oh, not yet. Not yet. It's not ready yet. He was more focused on getting his wife a threesome. Oh, yeah. That was a long ride. With another guy. That was a long ride home, too. It wasn't horrible. They had weird dogs, too. I don't remember the dogs. They had slipper dogs. And there were like two of them. They were all over the place. It was just an awkward night.
Speaker1: Oh, my God. It was horrible. It was such a fucking disaster. Oh, my God. It was just like, whatever. We left there going. I remember you said on the way home, I think if we would have talked about that first, maybe we wouldn't have hooked up with them. I'm thinking, I was like, maybe you're right. Because once I had sobered up. I just don't understand why she threw the color thing in there. Because it was random. I'm like, who cares? If we decide to hook up, do we care? Yeah, this was not. At no point in time was that. It had never been any point of conversation. But she said all kinds of random shit like that. I mean, she was constantly. It's fucking her i'll never forget this i'm fucking her and she's like are you going to come on my face and i'm like uh if you want to i'm like sold i'm in and she goes well how will you do that with the condom on now when i'm fucking i really don't like to have to answer 20 questions or try to think about this shit it was like I don't like to have to answer 20 questions or try to think about this shit. It was like, well, right before I come, I'll pull it off. And, you know, my thought, I remember thinking at the time, well, if I shoot it in the condom, I'll just drip it on her fucking face and shut her up. So she's like, oh, that's so hot. Now, I'm thinking this is an invitation to come on her face i will never forget this because i'm fucking i'm like i'm almost there i'm almost there she's like she's giving out she's licking her lips so i'm thinking it's all good and i whip it out and yank off the condom and and it's yeah i'm coming it's whatever it doesn't get all the way to face but it hits between her tits and on her chin and she's like oh my god you came on me oh oh my god you came on me i could have swore there was this chick i was fucking she looked just like you and was laying right where you are and she. And I was like, uh, yeah. She goes, didn't you have a condom on? Bitch, you put it on me, so unless I lost it in your vag, yeah, and here it is in my hand. Smell it. It's from you. And her husband's like, oh, that's so funny. And I'm just like, what the fuck? I think that's what we left going what the hell just because then she goes well i'm still not done fucking i'm like well i am it's all over you that was my thought she's like i'm not done fucking well i didn't realize you controlled that i'm like okay she goes well just put the condom on and keep going. No, I'm good. I think that's when I'm like, well, I'm kind of a one and done kind of guy, which is a complete and total fucking lie. But I'm like, well, no, I don't want to use a used condom, even if it is my own. That's fucking weird. And now I don't know where to come. I'm just saying. Some really interesting people. what communication was all you know we're gonna have more shows on just talking about some of the shit we've done like that so okay what a great way to wrap about that couple didn't you know why some look we communicate a lot of stuff but sometimes you want to forget this is one of those times all right so let's uh we want to give it again a big shout out to our sponsors uh natural pines resort the adult playground over 120 acres uh for you to enjoy your nudist and lifestyle needs make sure you visit them at www.naturalpinesresort.com also don't forget to check out our website www.crazy That's K-R-A-Z-Y, Kazbah, K-A-S www.crazy.com. Check out the cool thing. We've got some new merchandise in. Handmade harnesses by Miss Amanda. We've got some cool patches. Show your crazy truth and crazy Kaz with pride. And so, so very much more. That was pretty smooth. All right. You're going to want to make sure you go visit our YouTube channel and subscribe. We've got some exciting new features getting ready to roll out, and you're going to want to be a part of those. So go to www.youtube.com backslash C backslash Kazbah, K-A-S-B-H. And if you like what you hear, visit our Patreon, www.patreon.com backslash crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, Kazbah, K-A-a-s-b-h and you can also follow us on twitter that'd be at truth crazy you can follow us on instagram at crazy k-r-a-z-y underscore casbah k-a-s-b-h don't forget to sign up on our youtube or on our facebook page which would be Truth. And you can always send us emails. We love your emails at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com. And don't forget, everybody needs some Crazy Truth merch.
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