Krazy Truth #5 Naked by Nine

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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show is not for you welcome back again to another edition of crazy truth love to have you glad to have you hey we are super excited for show number five we are going to answer your questions here tonight today and talked about all the cool things that are going on in the world what you want to talk about sex drugs rock and roll the whole nine yards you know how it goes kids hey but first and foremost want to follow up from last week we had some uh awesome feedback we had a whole bunch of folks contact us after the show uh and they kept because a lot of we were talking a lot about drinking and how much how much drinking to do and how much not drinking to do and all that fun stuff uh you're gonna go to a swinger event and the overall theme we kept constantly hearing was the same thing nobody likes a slobby drunk at a swinger party nobody likes that at all so uh remember that keep your drinking within uh control a good buzz is fun a good buzz is great puking on the uh host floor yeah not not so much not so much no no just say no hey that's miss amanda everybody i'm your host with most cole totally forgot to say hi and lovely miss amanda say hi miss amanda hello hello all right so as we always begin you know you can't make this kind of stuff up look and search in the web finding the crazy sex things that are happening in the world in the news today uh so this last week uh a flight from belfast to abiza had to make an emergency landing in france this was a 7 a.m that's a key point here a 7 a.m flight had to make an emergency landing filled with families children and business people oh yeah and one stag party that was still going strong that's right the stag party was still going strong on the plane uh they had one person one member of of the stag party uh got into an argument with the cabin crew because he did not like the fact that you were not able to stand up and pee in the aisle he cannot stand up and pee in the aisle uh and they did not like the fact that they made them put the blow-up doll away that that was not appropriate with children on the plane one of the other passengers tweeted uh thanks guys nothing like my kids seeing a blow-up doll at 7 a.m uh so it ended up only ironically enough only one member of the party got arrested and that person's already vowed to sue the airline saying they overreacted saying it was not that big a deal they're making a mountain out of a molehill Thank you. and that person's already vowed to sue the airline saying they overreacted saying it was not that big a deal they're making a mountain out of a molehill so there you go if they win the lawsuit we'll keep you up to date on this one if you can piss on a plane and that's a the the airline is wrong for getting upset about that i am totally gonna be is that the one that was arrested that was the one that was arrested yep that was the one that was arrested the plane got got landed in france all the people had to find different different uh transportation oh yeah yeah but wouldn't that be indecent exposure uh well you know if you had your back to the stewardess probably not maybe maybe he had a small all the passengers maybe he had a small penis no one saw it for sure that's true maybe he was maybe he was doing the blow-up doll and peed in
Speaker2: the blow-up doll have you done anything odd or weird like that at a stag party what happens at
Speaker1: stag parties stay at stag parties no i've never done anything like that i have i have done nothing but behaved i have contributed my dollar bills appropriately to the stripper i have drank an acceptable amount of alcohol and aren't there pictures of you with a blow-up doll it was on a party bus yes okay on a party bus you didn't say a party bus yes okay so there might have been a picture of you with a blow-up doll hey the the problem is this is that i can't help that that we were transported from bar to racetrack that's right to to the go-kart racetrack where we're all none of us should have been driving race cars none of us should have been in in go-karts it can go 50 mile an hour That was just not a good idea. And then on to a strip club. So what happened on the bus, the blow-up doll, I was holding her for somebody else on the bus while they were getting a cocktail. The fact that she was stuck out the window at passing cars. I have no idea. I have absolutely no idea on that at all. Rumor has it I drank a whole bottle of a rum on that little journey. I have no idea, but you were really drunk when you got back. If I recall, when you got back from the stag party for the bride, I do recall that you were a little drunk too. In fact, shall we relive how that night ended? See, this is a dangerous game dangerous game we're gonna go into you know if we want to play this game what let's see what did Cole do at the end of his tag party got really really drunk right got loaded into the car went home and passed out that sound about right Miss Amanda yeah yeah i think so i don't know i tried to dance i was trying to dance i wanted to sing with the band i was trying to dance i wanted to sing with the band that did get crazy now let's relive what happened at the end of years shall we got back super super drunk and i only got off the bus at one bar yeah yeah you were so drunk you thought you'd already been to three bars and you'd been to one. Got off super, super drunk. And I believe, pretty sure, that that night ended up with, yeah, there was a blowjob given. Not to me. A blowjob given in the bathroom of Set Establishment and on the couch out in the open, and then I think we got home about 5.30 in the morning. I do believe I have video that we could post. No, you can't post it. You get in trouble. So what it is is Amanda can't drink because she ends up getting blood. What it is is everybody should know to buy Miss Amanda's shots uh yeah so there you go so yeah we can we can talk so about those pictures with uh about those pictures with the uh with the uh the stag i'm being told i'm getting too close it's like i'm making out with a microphone oh i was trying to demonstrate it is is what it is. All right.
Speaker3: Anyway, so there you go. So if the stag party wins, I'm going to become a frequent flyer.
Speaker4: And just so you know, I will try to pee on every single airplane I can if the guy wins his lawsuit against the airline.
Speaker3: It's going to be like a full-time job. Well, you shouldn't. No. No.
Speaker1: No. You should never pee at 7 a.m. on an airline with kids and stuff. Not in the aisle. No. Go use the lavatory, which is... Pee your pants for crying out loud. There you go. You can't even make this stuff up. This is why I love what we do. This is awesome. Look at this stuff up. So are airport bars open that early? Yeah, I would imagine. People have animosity about flying. Plus, it was in Europe. So, you know, the rules are different over there. True. So, yeah, I have a feeling that it wasn't so much at the bar. I have a feeling that probably the Uber to the taxi and, you know, that I want to go to that type of party. That must have been a hell of a party. That must have been a really good stag party i don't know i want to know who was the one who if they like ran the book girl through the x-ray machine or they blow it up on the plane or how did that happen they blow it up on the plane i don't know can you imagine being the parent remember when the kids were little that'd been awesome mommy what's that boobs that's what it is don't look very true very very true ah all right so we've got a bunch of questions so we're gonna go we're gonna jump right to questions shall we we're off to we're off to we didn't get drinks again why do we not start our show with drinks cocktails yeah i don't know we really need to work on this we'll get over this newbie stuff we'll be more prepared in the near in the near future no we won't you never know yeah all right so we had a question we didn't get to last week and this is an awesome awesome question i say that about a lot all the questions are good questions it is all right so the question was can you set a time frame for the plane to start at a house party or should you let it be all natural and nancy was the one that sent us that question do you want to start you want me to start i got all kinds of opinions on this one oh go go for it i'll interject when need be when need be okay look here's the thing if you've never okay if you're new to the house party scene uh there's different types of house parties people have different concepts and ideas of what a house party should be okay so there's groups that we call them the naked by nine group all right that's a group of folks that the thing is is that what they do is the expectation is uh the party starts at five six seven whatever time they want to start by nine o'clock everybody's naked and you're you're fucking you're going at it it starts right and and these folks generally those house parties are usually over somewhere in the neighborhood
Speaker3: of like
Speaker1: Thank you. everybody's naked and you're you're fucking you're going at it it starts right and and these folks generally those house parties are usually over somewhere in the neighborhood of like 11 or 12 okay and a lot of times they'll have very very strict rules about the fact that at nine o'clock you're naked playing is starting so it's not acceptable not to not to be naked by nine. Here's the thing. If you are the host of a party, okay, you have a responsibility to make sure that you tell your guests ahead of time, not when they get there, ahead of time that this is a naked by nine party or this is a naked by ten or whatever the case may be. You should always set a time of you can get there no later than x and playing starts you know you have to be naked by x amount of time the reason you have to tell people this ahead of time look maybe you're a couple like like uh miss amanda now we we can do naked by nine parties it doesn't bother us we can do other parties, but there are some couples that that is too scripted. That's like forcing the issue, that's like pushing the issue, going to the fact that you have to take and you have to start playing. Some people aren't comfortable doing that. you have a responsibility as the host of a party to let people know ahead of time so they can make the right the decision whether or not they want to go to your party right that makes sense now if you're a couple that you have a naked by nine philosophy because you're not hardcore partiers miss amanda and i tend to be hardcore partiers we're the type we go out we the bar down, and then we're ready to go have fun afterwards. And we go until 4, 5, 6 in the morning, whatever the case may be. Okay? So we're not that type. But if you are, if that's your general MO is that you're a naked-by-nine couple and you're getting invited to a house party that's not yours. When in Rome, do as the fucking Romans, okay? So if you're being invited to one of our house parties, we're not going to have a rule like that. So you cannot get butt hurt because, well, this is the time we like to do it this way. Guess what? Not your party, not your call. At that point in time, the reality of it is the host who whoever is hosting the party it's their house it's their rules that's the way it works if you can't play by their rules and you're gonna get all butthurt about it well then that's not the party for you then you probably should not go to that party pretty Pretty common sense, right?
Speaker3: Right. What type of party do you prefer?
Speaker1: Let's throw that in first. Non-scripted. Non-scripted. We both like non-scripted. The reason, here's the thing. The reason why it's so hard and challenging, especially if you have newbies or a different group of people in coming to a house party. The reason it's so difficult to do a naked by nine or a scripted time is things have to be natural you have people unless you have a party that all the couples know each other they've played together before there's a complete super level of comfort we went to parties like that where it's you know four or five six couples we've all played together before but multiple parties There's no icebreaker needed. We all know each other. It's not a big deal. But if you have a new person into the mix, if you set a rule saying, hey, you've got to start getting busy now. This is where it is, or get out. They might not be comfortable yet. It may take them a little while longer. They may need to warm up to it a little bit they might want to watch because let's face it when you watch other people fuck and you watch and you're in that general mode and you start to see other people starting to interact and and you know miss man is over there doing a shot and sucking a dick and whatever the whatever the case may whatever the case may be or whatever you're starting to see you're going to get more warmed up you're going to get more comfortable so but if it's forced i promise you if it's forced then you're going to have the awkwardness of a couple blowing out once the party started like way early and that is awkward there is nothing worse than when stuff's really gonna go on and all of a sudden this couple quits doing the icebreaker game or whatever and they're kind of standing there they're kind of whispering in the corner all of a sudden they just leave that makes every it just it makes it awkward all the way across the board what in the house parties we've been to okay and and if you you we both like the non-script you just kind of go would you ever have a problem would there be any reason you'd have a problem with a naked by nine quote-unquote party i wouldn't have an issue with it you're usually the one starting the party well enough talking let's go every time no um but i you know you have to feel comfortable with everybody you're around and if you don't know them right then that's a completely different story do you do you think if you didn't know everybody though and you were just excited that it would help you cause just just like fuck it we're getting in the moment let's just roll with this could could it help alleviate some nerves because it's like why we're going let's do it and you just jump in you don't have time to think about it sometimes sometimes you also have to think that sometimes it's it's erotic to sit there and watch other people first and then it gets you turned on enough to where you want to join in. Right. You want to, you want to jump in. Now, could you, because a lot of swing clubs, a lot of clubs have a naked role. That's a big thing. You don't have to participate, but if you're going to go through go through the doors you know when you go in and then the next level in you have to be naked you have to just either robe or a towel because they don't the the thought process with it is they don't want other people that are already in their plane to feel uncomfortable because there's some people dressed or some people not dressed if you're already having sex, you shouldn't feel uncomfortable if there's dressed people watching you.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker1: And I agree with that.
Speaker3: Honestly.
Speaker1: I mean, why? Why at that point in time should, yeah. I mean, that's. But if you go to some clubs and they allow you to wear a robe or a towel, that's the same thing as being dressed, in my opinion. So, okay. Because you're not exposed. So when we were new, when we went to Vegas, and we were not in the lifestyle yet, and I was begging and pleading, trying to get to go to uh the red rooster and the green door uh the green door has that policy we weren't in the lifestyle yet would you have been okay stripping naked just to walk through and to see and and just to see it or would that because this would be remind you again this is before we've done anything no you wouldn't have i wouldn't have felt comfortable stripping naked no even even like a robe or towel a robe or towel yes but not completely just wandering around in the buff so then the real question is if i would have gotten you there hypothetically speaking you try okay if i would have got you there once once you'd been walking around in a robe would it have been hot enough or potentially hot enough to get you to maybe try something i'm just trying to see whether or not i've missed out on five or seven years of extra swinging time my issue would have been uh feeling self-confident in your own skin because at that point in time i did not so if i were to see a bunch of other people naked going at it and there are all different
Speaker2: types of body types, I probably would have felt okay to walk around naked. Now, participate.
Speaker1: So what you're saying, I might have had a chance.
Speaker2: You had to have got me through the door first.
Speaker1: Okay, I can see you probably would have done something with me, but the bigger question, if somebody would have come up, if somebody would have come up and went, hey, baby, and would you maybe have went ahead and just, like, reached over and weep and stroked the random wiener? I don't know because I have. How many shots would we need? Probably a few few because i wouldn't have had the ability to say no or know that i could say no damn it well there's five years i missed out on no no and i say that and you know what did we all know that i'd been it would have been like sensory overload for me yeah i i would have been the one who'd been like my dick's hard now it's turtling i can't find it again that it totally would have been that way it totally would have been that's all right so no so there you go so remember when you're doing just to bring us back when you're doing when you're doing a house party when in rome do as the romans okay don't get butt hurt if stuff doesn't start right right on a set schedule or you know what you can do and you've done this be the leader be well i mean i don't mean that in a bad way but i mean sometimes it takes somebody to say to make a move somebody has to be somewhat instigator yeah you have to you have to instigate it you have somebody has to go okay so can i suck your dick or hey let me touch your boobs or hey something to kind of get the party started because let's face it you can get there are house parties that can get pretty wrapped up in the whole night they're sitting there doing nothing but playing playing games it's like they never get to they play like dirty games and then games, and then they never get to the actual part where the dirty part – I mean, dirty games are only dirty if they end in sex. Right. Right. I mean, because we've been to one of those. We have experienced that. And that's – I mean, I think that leads to another perfect point, is that there was another part. That was another example where you took the lead. I did it more than once. than once yeah we okay so i remember the one time of when's this party getting started and ripping my clothes off yes yes you had that one but do you remember the birthday party remember the birthday party the birthday party with the design it was designed it was a play party that was what the plan was oh yeah i didn't see it that one yeah and and so but it just took all it took was somebody then to go ahead and go okay well well you guys playing cards against humanity you know uh i'm gonna start making out with the birthday girl and then and then i get started so somebody has to be the lead now obviously you can't just walk in and be like hey hi everybody and just start you know going at people that tends to be a little bit uh that can start it the other way that can that can be a little bit on the awkward side as well so there you go so when in rome do it do as the romans and remember if you're gonna if you have special rules for your house party let your guests time. OK, so if you have certain parties where they're going to take and they need to do things like, you know, be naked by nine, let people know. Communicate and give people the choice ahead of time. That's good. I like that one. But also in that same theme, you can't have all, you know, don't expect the host to be able to play well yeah and and that's just it as the as the host you you remember with with the host that the host and hostess they've got a lot of things going on so they're trying to make sure that everybody's having fun they're trying to make sure everybody is everybody is in where they're supposed to be and doing what they're supposed to be doing at the right at the right time and so sometimes the hosts can't be the ones to initially start the party so you know here's the thing if you're an experienced couple you know if you're a host maybe talk to another couple about about possibly kind of being like you're like not a co-host necessarily but a helper that's what it is be a helper you're that you're the sex helper you're the sex elf every party needs a sex elf you know but i mean have somebody that's kind of helping get that going a little bit so that that becomes a huge part of it just make sure that again don't just look to the host the host has to make sure host or host just has to make sure everybody is comfortable all the way across the board with what's going on and making sure that the party's kind of rolling along all right so how do you feel about some parties that you hear about that the uh host requires you to play with them uh okay straight up it it is absolutely not an acceptable option at any point in time for anybody to require that anybody else plays with anybody. I don't care if you're the host of the fucking party or not, okay? You do not have the right to dictate and say that someone has to do something. Remember, the biggest key in the lifestyle all the way across the board is no means no right we all understand that we all know that fucking rule so to say well here's the deal if you're going to come to my house party uh you have to fuck the host well if you want that kind of rule put in place you better let people know ahead of time because i promise you uh it if you do that and we show you say that and that's one of your rules to us, we're not going to go to your party. No, absolutely not. Even, even if we really want to hook up with the host couple, we wouldn't because that's just not an okay process to do. At least I'm not okay with it. No, exactly not. And if you do it when people at the party or you try to force people to do it because well, hey, I'm the host, so, you know, you kind of owe me. No, that's not okay. That's absolutely wrong. And if you're at a party and that happens, what you really need to do is you need to leave. You need to get up and you need to leave. And, yes, that's one of those things that is absolutely okay, in my opinion, to let other people know. If one of your other friends go, hey, I'm going to go to this person's throwing a party, to go, go hey you might want to know because that crap we have there's no place for that kind of crap in the lifestyle at all most of them people are very very cool about that and understand there are times you know you can crack a joke whatever but there's a difference between joking and not and that's yeah no absolutely absolutely not that doesn't hosting a party is not uh a set way that you can't like charge sex for admission that's like prostitution you can't do that just say no little bobcat uh oh so we're getting some pretty good comments as we've been talking about this a lot of people talking about uh uh not being comfortable not confident enough to to walk around in the nude it takes a while to get comfortable walking around naked it totally does and that goes i don't care if you're a guy or a girl okay so all the the issues all the self-esteem and body issues that every we know everyone has hey wake up call everybody out there guess what every guy has them too we own mirrors we can to see that, maybe we have a little bit of a pooch a little bit of an overhang spare tire a couple spare tires whatever the case may be uh you know we we have the same things we also have the fear factor that our dick isn't going to be good enough so i mean you know we have been to parties where people spend as much time talking about how how small their dick is to like almost like get a sympathy fuck and it's like you know i mean but what that is is confidence it's self-esteem it's confidence so understand it takes a while that's okay if you're hosting party keep that in mind for people sometimes it's kind of nice to have where you're going to play lights dimmed a little bit so it's not so bright so people don't feel like you know they're getting just stared at uh you know that kind of stuff is really big so it takes time and for people that are new in the lifestyle don't panic it will come naturally though though you will reach a point where you'll be like praying around naked and you just won't care. It won't even faze you.
Speaker2: It's crank enough and you definitely won't.
Speaker1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Little liquid cards goes a long way. Hell, there'll be a time, believe it or not, for everybody who's new, I can remember that when you first got in the lifestyle, you're at a party and somebody's, you know, getting a blowjob and you're just like, oh my God, I think I almost bruised your ribs. I was like, Amanda, Amanda, look at that. And you're like, you know, and it's like, oh my God, those people are fucking, oh my God, oh my God. And now you're just like, yeah, you don't even notice it anymore. It just becomes like, yeah, okay. Well, of course. Are you noticing? Go rock on. Yeah. Go. They're really good. You're going to like this. Yeah, I mean, so you just kind of go, okay, whatever. Very true. We're going to end up having a whole show at some point in time just about parties. There's so much stuff to cover over when it comes to house parties and stuff. It's not even funny. There's tons of those. But feel free to keep shooting us your questions. Again, real quick, I want to take this time to make sure, again, let people know. If you have questions for us, you can absolutely take and email us at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com at any point in time and we will try to answer all your questions uh on on our show if we don't get it this one we will get it the next time as well so absolutely all right so i got so many good questions and it's like okay uh one question now this question is more uh area specific uh dan ask us a question to omaha is the American Dream single male friendly?
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker1: Yes, it is. The American Dream is actually a vanilla bar that is, well, it's a strip club slash vanilla slash swinger friendly club. So it is absolutely swinger friendly. I understand why you asked that question. Because as we went through this, there are more and more actual swinger clubs that are very, they have very strict rules and policies about single males. So there's a lot of them that have, they don't even allow single males on certain days of the week or at all. There's a couple clubs that don't allow single males at all. Usually, if you're a single male, plan that it, whether it be a takeover house parties whatever uh there's going to be they're going to monitor the number of single males because they don't want to turn into a sausage fest uh they're going to limit the number of single males there's usually going to be a higher cost to be a single male to get into a party wasn't it vegas and denver that both had the policy of if you're a single male, you have to bring a female with you? Yes. Yes. And there's a lot of clubs like that. You have to or to get to certain parts of to get to certain parts of within the club, you have to have you have to be a couple. There's a couple of swinger clubs that we found that you have to get to the couples player. You have to have come in with a female. there's other clubs that single males can go to like station A but to get to the couples play area you have to have come in with a female there's other clubs that single males can go to like station a but to get to station b or c it's couples only or couples and single female only so a lot of people sit there and go well that's discrimination no it's fucking not okay it's not uh yeah to me it is you you think so okay wait a minute so what you're saying is then you'd be all right going to a party like our crazy winter night party when we throw our crazy winter night party you would be okay with a ratio of of three to one three single males to every one couple pause well it doesn't mean they're gonna play well no it doesn't but why should you limit it why well okay you should somewhat limit but why why is it not discrimination that any same any single female can go but not every single male can go okay well that's a good question the real the reason for that is is as a general rule as a general rule single you don't get as many single females dubbed as creepers as you do single males i didn't say they weren't creepers i said you didn't get them dubbed i'm getting this huge look i didn't they're not dubbed as creepers let's face it what does every what is the the great search for what's the great search out there i know the elusive unicorn the elusive unicorn okay there's not a huge demand or hard to find it's not hard to find another guy if you want to have if you and i want to have a threesome with another guy that would take probably what three minutes four minutes maybe to get that set up if even and then we'd have 50 to choose from yeah so okay so it's it's a little bit different ball game with that okay so the thing is is if you get too many single males then it becomes you've got a bunch of single males on the prowl why are you at a why are you at a event uh a uh at a hotel party or uh you know a swinger club? You're there to get fucked. You're there to get laid. Do you want, anytime you go to the bathroom, six guys chasing after you? Chasing you down going, hey, baby. Hey, baby. Are you going to want that? No. It's going to drive you nuts. Amanda's going, well, maybe I would i don't know depends are they hot well no i'm not saying that so wait so then it's a guys are okay with a bunch with a number of women chasing after them going oh i want that yes they are the guys are but let's face it how often does that fucking happen oh don't look at me like that. How often, seriously, how often are guys just getting pawed? Okay, there's some guys that have the look that maybe they're getting pawed. I have not experienced that getting pawed. And look, and I know, now I'm going to have single males just fucking lighten my shit up, going, that's the way I am. I get it. Not every single male is like that. Here's the deal. One bad apple takes and can ruin the whole barrel. So the thing is, is that as a single male, you have to be respectful. Reputation is everything, okay? You want to be able to get into a party or you want to be able to find somebody to go to a swing club like that, reputation. That is everything. If you are known as somebody that's respectful, polite, the whole nine yards, then you know what? And not aggressive. And not aggressive. Both men and women. Both men and women. If you want to be a single and you have a good reputation, then it's all good. It's absolutely, that point in time, it's it's completely all good so i mean that's a thing that to keep in mind now on the on the other side of that uh nancy actually just asked us a question and this is a great question now nancy's part of a of a small group and she said what about if you are trying to get single males if you are trying to get single males to a party uh how do you go about getting single males to a party well here's the thing and that's a great question because number one let let people let people know that there are that you're looking for single males that's going to be a big part of it if you let folks know out there hey we are a we're single male friendly we do have a ratio okay uh but we want people to know and then you go ahead and have people that will uh vouch for those single males the word will get out uh and what it is is you'll get that the high quality single males that you're looking for so that you always want to make sure that uh you know obviously every swinger club is a little bit different than parties parties you get to kind of set your own rules and your own way of doing things uh but the clubs they're looking at overall statistical odds so you know i mean that's that's their different the rules they do the things that, that they do. But if you are wanting single males, the party, put it out there. Trust me, the word gets out that you want single males at your party and you're gathering, you will have no shortage show up. So you want to make sure that, you know, let, let folks know. And then again, if you're a single male, if you're single, if you're in the lifestyle you know what reputation if you have a good reputation as as a if you have a good reputation as a um couple as a as a single female or as a single male you'll get invited to stuff it's fucking weird how that works it's amazing how that works you know i mean absolutely you got a shitty grin on your face i love it that actually you know what that actually uh brings me to a question uh that we got asked yeah i know i'm getting back up to my microphone i'm looking down to reading so i read the question right and the question was from michelle and she put when you're new what is the most important thing to do uh in the lifestyle you want to go with this first you want me to go with i'm on a rant i'm on a i'm just going i'm going like gangbusters right there you go okay there's there is a lot of important things to do when you're new there's a lot of uh things that you want to get established you want to get established what type of person you are you want to establish what type of crowd you're hanging out with all the rest here's the deal the reality of it is the most important thing that you are going to establish when you are in the lifestyle especially when you're new is your fucking reputation okay this is something that none of the others the other swinger podcast they don't know your roles they talk about all this other crap the reality of it is this reputation so what do i mean by reputation here's the deal if you go to if you go to your first event your first party i don't care what it is i don't care if it's a camp out i don't care if it's a hotel party i don't care if it's a meet and greet i don't care if it's going to fucking dinner the reality of it is this if you're an aggressive piece of shit okay you know what and if you're part of a couple and your husband or your wife is an aggressive piece of shit you're fucked in lifestyle it's that simple the word will get around that that you're a grabby handsy aggressive person here's what happens when that gets that gets out and around because as much as we all talk about in the lifestyle that you shouldn't take and and you're not you know this isn't like a contest you shouldn't be dropping name dropping all the rest but if you get the reputation as the dude that walks up and randomly slaps chicks asses because they're there everybody's gonna know your name and then all of a sudden magically what starts to happen is when the private party invites come out you're not fucking welcome reputation if you are a single male and you're aggressive and you do not show proper respect to couples which what do i mean by proper respect to couples here's the deal if you want to fuck my wife you need to have the common courtesy and the decency to be able to come up and talk to me you need to be able to say hi you need to introduce yourself you need to ask me now what am i going to say when you come up and ask me hey can i have sex with miss amanda you know she's really cool blah i'm going to always say the same thing that's up to her but if you try to sneak miss amanda away or you try to get up to miss amanda when i'm in the bathroom or i'm getting drinks or i'm talking to somebody else and i'm busy you want to know what the odds are of you getting to get your penis anywhere close to miss amanda zero absolutely zero okay so you know you show proper respect now this goes the other way as well if you're a single female in this lifestyle nobody ever likes to talk about this see this is the way we do things totally different if you're a single female the same rules apply okay it's very simple if you want an opportunity to have sexually one, please email us and let me know that right away. Just saying. If you want the opportunity to do that, you need to show my partner, my wife, respect. You need to go up. You need to talk to her. You need to make sure it's okay with her. You need to do that. Otherwise, you will get a reputation because you'll get a reputation as a batshit crazy single female because that's what everybody says about single females are batshit crazy every single male is super aggressive not all of them i've met some really nice well the thing is that's just it they're really not that's just it they're really not but if you don't take and take the necessary steps and you get the reputation, once you get that reputation, it is almost impossible to get rid of it. That will stay with you for years and years, as long as you're in the lifestyle. So if you get the reputation as a dick tease, there's another one. That's a winner, winner, chicken, or a clit tease. You get the reputation as you're going to go and one that's a winner winner chicken or a clit tease you get the reputation as you're gonna go and you're gonna flirt with and i don't give a shit if you're a guy a girl or a couple it doesn't matter you're gonna flirt you're gonna flirt and then you're never gonna do anything else you're going to get the reputation as a dick tease or a clit tease and then guess what happens all of a, people really don't talk to you that much when you're at a party or an event. Why? Well, why waste their time? They know where it's going to go. It's either going to go to blue balls or blue clit. I don't know. I don't know if that's a thing. I don't know. But we'll call it now. It is now. Blue clit. There you go. But that's what's going to happen. And so you're're going to take and you're not going to have people want to take and and talk to you because they know where it's gonna go they know every time reputation if you are known as like pig pen okay if you have poor hygiene guess what that will get around all over the place you need to jump in whatever dear because just i'm just rambling but if if you're known as big when you have poor personal hygiene you know what i promise you that is not what you want your name associated with when people are talking about you in the lifestyle down the road but it will follow you you. Now, some of this stuff seems like super common sense. Okay? And I understand that a lot of stuff, we get it. That when you're new in the lifestyle, you're at this party, and you don't know what the hell is going on. You don't really know what to do. You're new. And so you see three different couples come up to talk to Miss Amanda and I i and you see your guy you're standing there and you see all three of the guys walk up and slap her on the ass so you're sitting there going well you're trying to assimilate and so you go that must be what we do and then you walk up and you slap her ass and we're looking at you like what the hell okay here's the thing's the thing. Don't assume. Don't assume. You know what? The easiest way to make sure you will never make a mistake at a party and create dramas to do before you have your dirty little pause, leave your side. You say hello. The only thing you should touch on anybody else that you don't know at any swinger event to begin with is their hand when you shake their hand to introduce yourself. Do not make the assumption that it's okay to touch, it's okay to slap, it's okay to whatever. And don't make the assumption, because this goes along with that reputation, just saying, don't make the assumption that this goes along with that reputation just saying don't make the assumption that if miss amanda and says hi turns on and says hi and has a nice smile and her eyes are all lit up and she's all looking pretty and she's nice to you and talks to you for five minutes that then in turn that you're actually going to get to fuck her it does not work that way with anyone. Okay. Let me help every guy and every girl out there i promise you none of us are god's gift to the other sex okay we're just not okay there's not there's not you will never go to an event where someone just their life is over and incomplete unless they have the chance to fuck you so if you always keep that in mind politeness common courtesy look with your eyes not your fucking hands uh communication and hygiene when you're new you will never go wrong do you agree with that say something jump in there at this point at this point in time at this point in time listeners you will never go wrong. Do you agree with that? Say something. Jump in there. Oh, I'm just listening. At this point in time, at this point in time, listeners are going, holy shit, that guy's lost his fucking mind. Sweet. Would you add anything? I mean, am I wrong? Take it from a woman's perspective. Did you actually address the question? Yeah, reputation. The correct answer to the question is reputation i i mean really the the thing is is that parts of the reputation and there's a lot of things when you're new in the lifestyle that are really important okay there's just a ton of things and and understand we all have been there at some point in time and we get it that there's there's going to be times that mistakes are going to be made okay you're going to accidentally do something you're going to you you know you bump somebody you're not supposed to bump whatever the case may be i don't care okay we understand that kind of stuff can happen all right and don't worry if something happens one time you're not going to be blackballed the world doesn't end you don't have to give up swing you don't have to move states countries whatever change your fucking name it's not that like that but it's a consistent behavior what we have found through the years is that when someone and again i apologize males okay you're a male you have a dick suck it up deal with it you got broad shoulders but it happens more with guys what we find is if a guy is aggressive once with a female he's aggressive all fucking night with every female he sees and he's aggressive every time if a single female sorry hate to lump you all in one category but you're all grown women you've got vaginas they can take a pounding suck it up okay if if they act bat shit fucking crazy once they act bat shit crazy twice they act act bat shit crazy all night and every time they go out it's consistent we see a theme now couples can be just as bad i mean there are couples that that can't figure these rules out themselves. Experienced couples. And here's the deal. If you're a fucking experienced couple and you're enough of a tool that you still can't figure out how to, you still act like a newbie and can't figure out how to look with your fucking eyes and not your hands and can't figure out how to do the basic things, I have a huge piece of advice for you. Are you ready for this? Are you ready, Miss Amanda? Uh-huh. The piece of advice for this is get the fuck out of the lifestyle. Okay? Because the reality of it is people are counting on those of us with experience to lead by example. They're counting on us to show a better way. And if we don't, you know what? Why are we surprised newbies act stupid? I mean, it's just that simple, okay? Now, a majority of women that I've talked to, what they are attracted to is personality. So strike up a conversation. Now, are some women okay with you going up and just smacking their ass just because? Yeah are not a ton but you're not going to know that that's right you're not going to know they'll tell you won't they oh yeah they'll they'll let you know if what they want you to do is to pop them on the ass they will let you know okay all the way across the board now okay and i'm going to hit one other i'm going to go back one and i'm it's kind of jumping around i don't really give it's my fucking show i can do what i want anyways the thing is this the rule that no one should have to talk about i hit on it briefly is the whole hygiene thing okay and don't confuse for anybody out there don't confuse that hygiene is the only way to tell safe sex no no no or disease free no we're not doing that hygiene is a huge fucking key okay you're gonna be in an event you're gonna be hot you're gonna be sweaty whatever the case may be we get that okay we've all been there at the bar dancing at the meet and greet whatever that's fine but you know what basic common sense i'm a dirty smoker okay so you know what i carry gum with me i carry breath mints because otherwise it's like kissing an ashtray okay i get that take a fucking shower wear clean clothes okay you would be surprised people sit there and go well duh everybody knows that no not even fucking close you will be amazed and appalled at the fact of how many people will not have the common decency or the common sense enough to go if you've been out working outside all day uh today in the lovely midwest where we're from it was like 180 degrees okay so if you've been outside working all day, guess what?
Speaker3: You have swamp ass.
Speaker1: That's gross.
Speaker3: Before you go and try to hook up with somebody or meet people, not even hook up, just meet people, take a damn shower.
Speaker1: It's the weirdest thing.
Speaker3: That's the biggest thing for newbies.
Speaker2: I don't know why. How many people have you come across that are dirty?
Speaker3: A few.
Speaker1: A few. I'm not observant, so i guess i've missed some somewhere because i don't recall i'm not good i can't name places well i know you can't name places but i yes i have seen it i yes i have seen it but remember i'd perform enough weddings that even that alone you you can't even get bridesmaids and groomsmen to take a shower before they stand up for a wedding you think they're gonna do it different for swingers i mean that is that is every if you go on the on the internet and search swingers clubs and and just start clicking on them in google click and you start going through and you'll get the rules every single one hygiene. Everyone. There are actually swinger clubs out there that require, just like a public pool, okay, where you're supposed to take a shower before you get in the pool. Dirt balls, okay? Yeah, there's actually swinger clubs that have, part of their rules are, you come in, you strip down, you take a shower, you put in a clean row to walk through the door. There's a reason for that. Well, that ruins getting ready. Yeah. Yeah, it does. And then, for me, I'd look like shit. I'd look like a drowned rat. Well, probably, you know, we wouldn't have that problem, would we? If you went to a club that requires it, yes. They have lockers and they have stuff so people can then redo themselves uh but what they're doing is they're trying to leave and get there three hours before you plan on doing anything great news we'll be here at two in the afternoon what time does bar open yeah but i mean those are just little things i just the key is is you can't assume anything you cannot assume that people actually know these rules especially newbies i think that it happens with newbies, and I think that it happens people that have been in life so a long time that they're going to be around friends. It's easy to start getting overly comfortable, you know, and it's like, don't forget that. It's basic comments. It's like Swinger 101. I mean, you know, don't be a douche, don't be a twat waffle, and don't be dirty. I mean, if you can't handle that, then that's a problem from there.
Speaker2: Also for newbies is don't expect anything.
Speaker3: Bingo.
Speaker1: We need bells and sound effects.
Speaker5: Bingo.
Speaker1: That's exactly right. Not even just newbies everybody if you never know if you want to have fun okay and this whole thing is supposed to be about having fun if you truly want to have a blast at every swinger event that you will ever go to go with one expectation one expectation and only one expectation you're going to have fun that's it if you do that you will never leave disappointed but if you go okay when i was in college right so long ago so we had friends that would go out and everybody was going out and some guys their goal they were going out on a mission to go get laid the problem was it so rarely happened and they'd come home all bummed out but if you just went out to have a good time and had fun then you know what what was really awesome was you would take and you'd have fun no matter what and then there was a pretty good chance you got laid it was the weirdest thing in the world how it worked and if you if people go to these events and activities with the same level of expectation of hey you know what we're going just have it's allergy season if you're going with the same expectation just have a good time you'll leave wanting to go back again it's it's all about having a good time it's all about having fun okay hey i want to take a real quick second again just to remind you, if you have questions for our shows, make sure that you take and email us at crazy.kazbah at gmail.com. That's K-A-R-A-Z-Y dot K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com. Obviously, the music lets us all know, kids. We're out of time for tonight. Hey, don't forget, support us on our Facebook page, The Crazy Truth Facebook page. Also, don't forget to support us on our Patreon. That is, you just go to www.patreon.com backslash capital K-R-A-Z-Y. That's capital crazy, capital K-Kazba. So that's Patreon, crazykazba.com. Again, send us your questions, guys. We'd love to see you next time. K-R-A-Z-Y, that's capital crazy, capital K, CASBA. So that's patreon.crazycasba.com. Again, send us your questions, guys.
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