Krazy Truth #49 The Business of Swinging

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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you do you need a little more slide in your glide go visit our friends at spunk lube www.spunklube.com that's right you always have a friend in casbah put casbah in the coupon code and get your 10 discount today hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i am your host with the most i am cole i am here with the handsy handsy and lovely lovely miss amanda and we'll get in trouble that's all good and this is episode probably 17 I don't know I just make that number up each week and hope I remember it he didn't correct you so it must have been right he's playing on his fucking phone okay okay so here's the deal you know normally we start with a crazy sex story right sure I ain't fucking around with that tonight what what yeah we do how do we do it most actually majority of the time i'm not even fucking around with that tonight okay this show is going to be a little bit different yes i have questions yes we normally have questions blah we'll get to it next week okay so uh this week we are here's the thing we are going to address some common misconceptions about the lifestyle okay okay and about people's rights in the lifestyle and the whole nine yards because here's the we've had a week well one it's been a week from hell but that's beside the point but we have had a week of like mass amount of fucking stupidity i mean it's the only fucking way to put it okay uh and for those of you listening a lot of this comes from obviously we have the secret um page the huge secret facebook page crazy casbah uh we've got alt casbah we have single casbah uh so we've got like six different pages and whatnot so if you want to be a part of that let us know we can get choked up with that but anyway so our pages we you know we reach we we reach on average about somewhere between 10 and 12 000 uh swingers a week okay between all of our between between uh followers on different pages and pages and our website. Okay. So we hear a lot of things that go on in the lifestyle and I want to address some of those. And so we're, we're going to start off with, uh, and I'm going to make a really big blanket statement. And yes, I will crack jokes as we go through this, but people need to understand there's this misconception in the lifestyle that uh everybody knows what they do in the lifestyle okay like if you're a couple in the lifestyle you're looking to party and have fun and get laid okay if you're a single same thing maybe you're looking for a maid i don't know if you're a kinkster you know you want to get uh you know i don't know slapped around whatever you want to do hooked up chained up, whatever your kink is. I mean, there's a million kinks, right? So everybody has what it is that they want to do in the lifestyle. And so they take and their perception of the lifestyle is limited to what it is they want to do, right? Right. Makes sense. Okay. Now, but we also all know in the lifestyle right we don't all just do this in the secrecy of our own homes so it's not like okay we're a couple and we want to find other people that have sex with so we just sit in our house and hope that random people come to the door and knock on the door go hi we're a random couple would you like to fuck us okay right we know that doesn't happen does that work i don't know it sure would beat the fucking have you heard the good news spiels but i i mean i'm just saying oh look so far today we've had the boy scout popcorn with a girl scout cookies and the swingers show up there you go fucking awesome i'm in okay so we but we know we go places to try to meet other like-minded people we have events right it doesn't matter where you're at in the world there are places you go for meet and greets there are swinger clubs there's swinger events right right okay and so we know and this is where things get kind of tricky so follow along folks uh we know that there are vanilla places i.e just regular bars and again you can go you can go hunting you can be very very quiet we are hunting swingers uh you can go hunting in vanilla bars but again that's kind of a crap shoot right because you're gonna walk up to a whole lot of people and you're gonna be like uh hey so can i fuck your wife and they're gonna be like uh hey We'll be right back. You can go hunting in vanilla bars, but again, that's kind of a crapshoot, right? Because you're going to walk up to a whole lot of people and you're going to be like, uh, hey, so can I fuck your wife? And they're going to be like, uh, hey, and punch in the head, okay? So we know that there are specific places for like-minded people where they gather. Right. So picture this, if you will. This is like the Serengeti, okay? And there's certain watering holes that certain animals go to well the swingers all tend to go to this watering hole and the vanillas tend to go to their own right right so what does that mean what would where would i be trying to go with this you're going i have no idea what the goal has lost his fucking mind kids uh where i'm going with this is what we do is the people they set up that have swinger clubs and uh swinger groups and and hold swinger events like parties and meet and greets and if they have brick and mortar buildings what those people are is they are business owners. Okay. Now, follow along, kids, because this is really important. There will be a quiz at the end of this. They are business owners. So business owners have something that they are trying to do and achieve. Right? We can like like if if you own a fast food restaurant right your probably goal is not just to give away as much food as possible it's probably to sell as much food as possible right it's to make a profit because you are a business owner with business bills right right okay so picture if you will for just a moment go on a mind journey with me if you are someone that owns a swinger club or holds a swinger event or whatever and you are a business owner you're probably out to do what make a profit you're a fucking business Let's go. event or whatever and you are a business owner you're probably out to do what make a profit you're a fucking business okay that it is what it is so the first point one of the little adventure we're going to go on today is people everybody listen to my words it's god's honest truth because this is the crazy truth we tell the truth what whoa the lifestyle everybody thinks the lifestyle is is about sex yes it is but the lifestyle truly is a business it is what it is okay it doesn't matter if you're a kinkster it doesn't matter if you're a swinger it doesn't matter it it doesn't matter okay if you're a kinkster and you have certain toys that you like to use whips floggers chains bridles cones for the pony races whatever the fuck it is okay those things all cost money you pay for those and you buy them from businesses if you're a swinger and you stick your penis in other people's vaginas or other people's wives you should be using some sort of protection other than a sock so you'd probably use a condom which guess what you buy those They make them. Socks do too.
Speaker2: They do. That is very true. Now, let me put a quick disclaimer in here. A sock, although warm and fuzzy, and very absorbent, is not the best idea. No.
Speaker1: It could get lost. I lost a sock. To a garbage bag with rubber bandwagon. Zip lock bags. Oh, my God. I, I, I no no let me check her vagina oh there it is it's the crunchy one uh or soften okay but where we go to have sex a lot of times where do people go some people don't go to their house where do they go a hotel it is a business so people number one open thy eyes to the reality of this okay sex is a business sex is a huge business a multi-billion dollar business okay and swinging is just a part of it the lifestyle yes it's about fun but once we graduated in the lifestyle from just a couple of neighbors sneaking over and banging each other in their houses to wanting hotel parties and wanting to have places to meet multiple people it changed it changed to a business now keep that in mind i'm going to come back to that point in just a little bit okay and by the way i'm sure we got some people you just got saying hi. All right. Now, what has happened then? Because in the day of the modern era, we're part of the modern era, right? Because we have a Facebook, we have multiple Facebook pages, social media. We have a podcast, okay? We have our own website. We have all these things. So does everybody else. So the internet has come along, and guess what? Sex is a huge business on the internet, right? And the internet has opened up a way for you to meet people outside of just your little town, right? So now you may be able to meet somebody so when you're on the road or somebody that's three hours away can come in, or you're going to be three hours away, and you can meet somebody and have your weekend planned out. The internet has become a business for sex. Weird. See how this is going? Follow my logic. So what has started to happen is, number one, there is a whole lot of internet businesses out there. A whole lot of... We, Crazy Cas business we have an internet business we have podcasts we have websites we have all this stuff right so and granted our facebook pages are free but there are people that just have paid websites uh one of the a great paid website that we're on and we're proud to be a part of is sls all All right? The SLS network. We're on one of their shows on the radio station, and we appreciate it. So it's a win-win situation for everybody. But here's the situation. What happens is people in the lifestyle, we still want discretion. Here's where the challenge starts to come in business and discretion don't always jive together no because if you want to be successful in business people need to know that you're out there and you exist right how do you make sure people know you exist advertise you have to put it out there okay well if you're you want to get more people on your website you have to advertise you have a website which means people can pay to get on that website and meet other people like you that's the perfect world but we all know that there are people out there because swinging and the lifestyle still gets judged. There are people that have clauses that they can't take and morality clauses and their work and everything else. Being out as a swinger can be a really bad situation. Okay. So what happens is all of a sudden there's the potential for someone that's just being a douchebag or a dick munch or a douche canoe or insert any other fucking name here twat waffle accord whatever to just go and see who else do they know anybody that's a swinger come see the zoo animals right but every website is running specialists to get you to come there okay so how do you stop it number one you cannot fault the business owner for advertising their business no you cannot okay this is i'm talking what i'm talking about I'll see you next time. So how do you stop it? Number one, you cannot fault the business owner for advertising their business. No. You cannot. Okay? What I'm talking about right now is an internet business. Okay? But what you can do is think about what you do on that website. Here is the whole thing. Okay? We just have there's a new website out and the owner blasted and blasted specials out all over the place and people are upset because they feel like their trust has been violated understandably so uh here's the deal welcome to the internet okay but there's a way to protect yourself and it starts with understanding that You are part of a business. You are a client in a business. So how do you protect yourself online? Number one, every website lets you put pictures on, right? Because let's face it, we all love a good set of titties. Everybody, every chick likes to see. You do? I do. Nom, num every chick likes to see a dick i mean not all the time but you know like see you know they want to know what they what you want to it's like it's like window shopping you want it you want to know what the hell you know it's going to be sticking in you right jesus christ it's a baseball batter oh my god where is it whatever works okay so everybody likes to see that but you don't have to put face pics on the website no so the first part is this is a cautionary tale look before you take and you pay your membership to any website i don't care which one it is before you pay your membership and the first thing you do is get fucking naked you got a picture you're i'm sitting there naked you're naked i'm spread eagle you got a hand on my dick with your head resting on my chest and you're all naked spread eagle and so they can just see us all and see our faces think about it because guess what my co-workers at work if I had a job my co-workers at work here's the deal if they don't see my face they won't be able to tell from my chest and dick that it's me right okay let's hope not or wherever you're working is is great right they you know so cover it if you have obvious tattoos blur them the technology is there okay protect yourself so that you don't have to worry about johnny neighbor that just wants to fucking pull one off because his wife's not home and wants to pull one off and see if maybe one of the neighbors he can sneak over and bang because well they're just one fucking horny swingers okay protect yourself It's not rocket science. That's number one. Number two, if you don't want your pictures out there, don't sign up for a website. Weird. You can sign up. Just don't put any pictures on. Just don't put any pictures on there. Now, are you going to get as much action? No. But if you put limited to know people because most people do that anyways and then send face i'm pretty sure in a profile you could put pictures upon request or something like that but just hope that it's not you know the thing is is the problem what people are doing is is they are they think that it's the responsibility of the website to be able to screen out the douchebags.
Speaker3: How do we all get started?
Speaker2: Exactly.
Speaker1: And there's no program to do that. This is kind of like going to a pool, okay, and knowing that you don't know how to swim, but going, well, fuck it, they should be lifeguards there, and just running and jumping in the deep end of the pool you know you're gonna fucking drown don't do that jack wagon it's not rocket science now with that being said internet here's the thing do your research before you sign up for any website okay you need to know does it have the features you want is it cost effective Who are the people who are the, does it have the features you want? Is it cost effective? Are the people going to be from your area? Is it something that you want? How much interaction do you want? What are you going to put in your profile? What do you want? Do you want single males to know that they can come, that you want them to be a part? Are you only looking for couples couples you need to have somewhat of a clue before you walk into the business see i keep going back to that saying the business right because here's the deal you have a choice on where you spend your money it doesn't matter if you're clothes shopping it doesn't matter if you're car shopping it doesn't matter if you're going out to a restaurant if some if a restaurant okay let's say that you Here we go. It doesn't matter if you're clothes shopping. It doesn't matter if you're car shopping. It doesn't matter if you're going out to a restaurant. If a restaurant... Okay, let's say that you hate Italian food. By the way, I love Italian girls, so I would love to eat Italian. Anyways, let's say that you hate Italian food. You probably shouldn't spend your money at an Italian restaurant. That would be dumb as would be dumb as fuck right now if the restaurant just says restaurant before you just throw out all the things you might want to do some checking and some interaction first okay now let's say you get on one site and all of a sudden you realize this is not for you at that point in time then what should you do get the fuck off of it absolutely get the fuck off of it because that's at that point in time this isn't the one for you okay now andy has a good point share because he runs kit groups yes he does and people don't want to share their pictures he requires them to at least send him a picture so he knows they're not a minor that okay yes and that's awesome because here's the thing what andy's doing and he's exactly right because he runs our kit groups and he does a great job for us is that as a business go back to business protect yourself you have to protect yourself and you have the right to refuse service so here's the deal what andy's doing and it's awesome because he's making sure that we that his kit group that he's running for us is and the other ones he has his own as well are safe for everybody else in there he's making sure that that they're safe now he has rules in those kit groups to make sure that the people in there he's doing the best he can to make sure that everybody that is supposed to be in there can be in there and has a good time well it's just like we turn one guy down this weekend from our from our facebook page that's right because his girlfriend was a minor that's right we didn't we did not want to take that up that that's not something we want in our business see the thing is is the reason for you guys listening if you're not part if you've never been in a kit group or never been on a facebook page or anything else why would we care kick is free all right we make no money off of that our facebook pages we make no money off that why would we care well the reason that we care just like any business we want the customers that are there or the people that can be a part of it to have the best time they possibly can have so it's kind of like owning just a regular vanilla bar if you got all these couples in here just drinking having a good time you know maybe getting a little tipsy whatever having a good time and then you got this fucking drunk motherfucker slobbering all over himself walking around thinking he's the shit and humping the pool table and you know trying to dick the waitresses and all kinds of shit you're gonna get that fucking piece of shit out because if you don't get that piece of shit out what happens is all the other customers go this place sucks unless they're singing karaoke unless they're singing karaoke and then they'll flock in there but but they'll be like this place sucks but the drunk douche will continue to stay there you know so you have to you have to protect yourself okay so here's the number one don't get fucking pissy when somebody advertises their business okay i have said forever and a day. My Facebook page with 2,00 members is as safe as any paid membership page out there there why is that so because it's a secret group we screen every single person that comes on there now if you own a pay page the reality of it is this if i have a credit card i can get in i can be 18 i can be 15 if i got mom and dad's credit card and i know the other information you're going to fill need filled out i can get in well most of them just ask if you're 18 well yeah yeah that doesn't mean i am i'm 18 and here's a credit card and and then i can go and do whatever we want we screen things out we screen look if you're on the sex offenders list and we find that find it you're removed you know we do those other things that go with it because we protect our business i.e our brand okay now so with internet things don't don't get too bent out of shape about specials and the fact that other people can find the same website that you found in terms of a pay site google it it shows up yeah don't don't get bent out of shape about that what you need to be more worried about is you need to be more concerned about protecting yourself. Don't go jump in the deep end of the pool if you don't know how to swim. Don't put face pictures on. Don't put yourself in a position that if someone gets through that system, that they can take your face picture with two cocks in your mouth and probably one in your ass that you can kind of see in the distance and show it to somebody at your work. If you do that, it's whose fault is it? It was your hands with the dicks and the one in your ass, you posted it. So, you know, you have to have, there's a degree of common sense. Remember, the goal of this is, this is the most adult activity and hobby you can possibly have and this goes for kinksters as well as swingers kinksters listen to my words you whatever your kink is and there's a lot of them yeah there is and a lot of them if you don't know what the fuck you're doing you can can literally hurt, maim, or kill someone, right? Okay, if you take it that serious and you're willing to, that's something that you're into, rock the fuck on, right? Be smart enough not to put fucking pictures of your face somewhere that it can cost you your job. At that point in time, that's you not following up with your responsibility. That's not the hacker's fault. You remember back when Ashley Madison got hacked? And people were like, oh my God, lives were ruined, blah, right? I remember sitting up watching infomercials, and their commercials would come on. The first couple times I heard, I'm like, wait a minute, what?
Speaker2: What?
Speaker1: This site is set up specifically advertising on tv to cheat on your spouse okay okay sure i'm what they got hacked so whose fucking fault was it if you're dumb enough josh duggar to take and put your fucking profile on ashley madison and then it gets and it's all over the place and you're trying to beg for forgiveness and you know on 87 kids is enough encounter or whatever the fuck it was and and because you're a fucking dirty perverted motherfucker that's on you jack-whacking you know that could have been prevented don't sign up for a website that advertises on TV to be a cheater's site. Weird. I'm pretty sure you could just walk up to somebody and cheat. I'm Josh Duggar, and I'm fertile. Want to fuck? I mean, you know, it's Tiger Woods, you know, deciding of all the people he's going to cheat with is strippers because, well, fuck, yeah, they're trustworthy when they're banging a billionaire. What could possibly? No. Why would they pass up? You know, they'd never take $500,000 from fucking the Inquirer to talk about fucking a famous golfer when they could just, you know, dance for the next 15 years of their life. Dude, fucking morons all right so that's that's internet stuff okay well and also use your name yeah don't don't use your full name hey hey okay see we can do this because we're basically outed we're out you can see our fucking face on our youtube channel you can see it you can see it on our web page you can see it we didn't do that not knowing what the consequences were it's not like right if somebody goes i know you you're a swinger and we're in public it's not you're like what no no i mean we didn't put all the shit out here if we cared that much i just. I just, I was going to say, I don't go out advertising it to a degree. Yes, I do. Do I tell everybody I work with? No, exactly. But, I mean. Is it going to cost me my job? No. No. God, no. There's a lot of cheaters and gamblers and alcoholics and drug users. I'm good. Yeah, we're not worried about it. They might just go, oh, my God, that's gross. No, what it is is you're going to have more people coming up going, so, hey, can I take you to lunch? Doesn't work that way, fuck hard. So a funny story, the HR gal, when I had a desk right by her, she was talking about in another same profession, another location, somebody took their picture and posted it to a swinger's website. She goes, who has dirty pictures on their phone? I look the other direction. And I look at the guy that she's talking to. I mean, she goes, I mean, seriously, who has dirty pictures on their phone their phone and i look at the guy and he wouldn't have a clue and i went and turned around and he just his eyes got this big and he's been trying to grab your phone ever since weird no no no no okay of of the girls in where you work yes oh in that area yes i know for a fact a fact that at least two others have other than you have dirty pictures on their phone oh i'm sure at least i've talked about having dirty pictures on my phone they ever everybody's got about vibrators and stuff with them and they look at me i said oh come on everybody you know be adventurous when we go to a bar i carry one in my purse so you never know on the way home you might get a little and they just look at me and then one that really quiet was like you know there's one time i was at a party and i bought this vibrator because oh my gosh it is deep i'm like going oh my god did you really look we're all real weird look here's the thing with this whether you're paying for the website or it's a facebook website or facebook or anything else be smart have your understand that the people that are If it, anytime there's money exchanging hands okay you are a customer they are a business and as a customer you have certain rights which is your rights you speak your mind with your money you take it somewhere else or you continue to give it to that person within it how you shop so to speak is up to you we do know when it comes to the internet there is no such thing as 100 secure right okay we all know that if you don't know that if i just told you something brand new if i just told you something brand new you really need to Thank you. secure right okay we all know that if you don't know that if i just told you something brand new if i just told you something brand new you really need to rethink being on the internet because you you got some shit to figure out and i don't want to be the one to just scare the fuck out of you well yeah even facebook if you challenge a picture somebody physically looks at that picture somebody looks at that picture so it is what it is okay we're gonna take a break real quick now when we come back for the second half of the show we're gonna go back to what i was talking about to the other the other side of of business stuff okay so one quick second with a word from our sponsor hey come visit us at our brand new crazy casbah.com website you can learn about us you can download episodes of the show direct links to our youtube channel find out about our crazy winter nights and buy some crazy casbah merch and other cool merchandise and things that we have to offer visit us today sign up for our newsletter www.crazycasbah.com all right welcome back to the second half of our show okay so i said that we're going to go back we've talked about internet business okay so now i want to talk about brick and mortar buildings okay now guys i want you all to understand there's a reason why i'm talking about this and why we're doing this i know this isn't the normal fun titillating sex part of the show you know what i mean but what it is is that this is a huge part of swinging people need to understand uh this other part of the lifestyle so they have a better grip and understanding what's going on i look i am so sick and fucking tired of hearing motherfucker after motherfucker after motherfucker say oh i'm only doing this for the good of the lifestyle look let me help you out with that when you hear some son of a bitch say that you need to walk up to them and say fuck you because guess what if there's money changing hands they're not doing it for the good of the damn lifestyle agreed okay and we're tired of this this is this huge doesn't mean they can't throw fun things it just means they're feeding a line of bullshit well here's it doesn't mean that they can't try to do things to make the lifestyle better it's it very much could be a part of what they're trying to do they're trying to improve improve parts of the lifestyle. But let me give you a little hidden secret. If you have a business that is a brick-and-mortar business, okay, or any type of business, you have bills. Bills are not paid by good intentions. They're just not, okay? It doesn't fucking work that way neither a trip to jamaica exactly exactly okay they're paid with money all right so now let me also put and this is a huge thing you didn't understand guess what if all you want in life is free shit if only if you think it's wrong for a business to make money, I've got a big Casbah-style gift to give you. Fuck you. It doesn't work that way. You go to your job, you want to get paid. People that provide services for people in the lifestyle and the sex industry, they deserve to get paid too. Okay, so let's not misconstrue this that like anybody trying to make money or that has a business is bad that's not the case no okay but don't fall into this ever-loving trap that everybody is just doing it for the good of the lifestyle not a single person and this includes us okay i'm gonna just put it right out there i don't put on crazy winter nights we don't put on crazy winter nights to lose money no we absolutely don't okay and i'm gonna be perfectly honest i'll say it i'm not scared this is how why we're different is that you know what i don't do it to just break even i don't it is what it is okay it takes hundreds of hours to put on hotel parties it takes man hours it takes running around it takes a lot to do it and it's a lot of fun and we love doing them but you know what we like to get paid for what we do okay so anybody who tells you that they only throw parties just for the love of the lifestyle it's bullshit it's a complete and total lie. Okay. And people need to understand that. So let's go back to brick and mortar buildings for just a quick second. Here's the deal. You have choices as a customer. I can't stress it enough. Understand the big misunderstanding in the lifestyle right now is that if you take and there's only one swinger club in wherever you're at in kookamonga there's one swinger club in kookamonga that means the only place you can go for swinger activities is Cucamonger Swinger Zone. No, it's not. Remember, there was a time that there were no swinger clubs.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: You can have meet and greets. You can meet up with people at a vanilla bar. You can meet up with people for dinner. You can meet up with people. There were folks today in the Crazy Casbah group that they had a meet and greet today, which we record on Sundays that they had a meet and greet today which we record on sundays then meet and greet today at the zoo what it was was a group of people that had nothing else going on got together and hung out at the zoo and it was a meet and greet nobody had sex it was all good but they had a good time okay so you're not required just to go to those places okay if if if you have now now some places have multiple clubs because they're bigger cities right right rock on i would strongly encourage you check them all out because you may find one that you enjoy more or that has a different activity or a different vibe or different whatever the case may be so do some research on it okay but here's the thing if if you if you are not comfortable in a certain business yeah i'm gonna keep hitting that business i.e a certain swingers club or a certain or a certain party or a certain whatever the case may be don't give them your money it's that simple you need to be comfortable because here's the deal when you're in public in a place that is known as a lifestyle venue you have the right to have and expect a very high level of discretion okay this is different than the internet this is different than the internet where anybody with a credit card should be able to come in right okay when you're at a brick and mortar building you should expect that your privacy and the fact that you are lifestyle is protected and that it is secure and you should not have to worry about it now who is responsible to make sure that happens this is where it differs a little bit from on the internet because on the internet you have a responsibility to hide your face right okay now you're gonna look really fucking moronic and you go walking into a bar with a paper bag over your head right probably not gonna do that could be a kink i don't know so the thing is okay the thing is is that that becomes the responsibility of the owner of the establishment. Now, here's the situation with this, and I'm going to lay it out very, very clearly. There are some places, and there are several all over the country. I know of several across the country because this is what we do, so we know of a lot of these places that have both vanilla and lifestyle activities at the same time. Okay. But they don't push, they don't let the other part of the vanilla side know about the lifestyle activities and they keep them separate. And that is important. Okay. You cannot, if you take, and if you feel like the ownership of that club is not doing that you need to not go there okay because I'm going to tell you once you're outed you're outed you know it may just be that one individual person it you can never take it back right they they're not gonna be like you cannot do like the jedi mind trick and go this is not the penis you're looking for it doesn't work that way okay so if you can't count on the club or location you're at or you to be secure then you shouldn't go there now who determines whether or not it's really secure that falls on you that's an individual thing maybe i think club a is completely scared and i'm completely comfortable with however they run their business when it comes to involves the lifestyle then you know what rock on you should go there if that exact same place miss amanda looks at and she's not she doesn't feel that same way then she shouldn't right and there's nothing wrong with that that is what makes this great there's nothing wrong with taking and going hey no you know what i'm not okay with that and not going there you need to have complete confidence in the management and the ownership and the staff at that at those at those places okay so here's the deal let's say let's say there's a club that's having events uh they have lifestyle events during the weekend and other events during the week if you're not comfortable with that if you feel that it ups and puts your risk of exposure too high don't go right okay now does that mean it's your responsibility to go preach to the choir and tell everybody else where they should or should not go no absolutely not okay because my level of comfort of exposure obviously is a lot different than a lot of people that are even a lot of you guys that are listening to us right now okay so my thing is here's the deal it's not my right to tell you hey don't go here because it no everybody's risk is different right but you have to understand and you have to speak with your money and you have to require and expect a level of discretion when you're out in public obviously we've had shows had shows about discretion before in public where, you know what, there is a degree of, okay, how you dress when you walk into the club. How you conduct yourself. How you conduct yourself. Those are things the business owner, that's not their responsibility. Right. Okay. I mean, if you go be bopping in and you got one tit out or you got your dick hanging out, well, then you're just doing it yourself. but once you get inside there that's a totally different ball game and you have to feel comfortable and and one of the things that's so frustrating about the lifestyle and some of these clubs that are out there okay and i'm just gonna say because here's the deal you know what i say i don't care whether people like or not hence swinging with attitude okay there are some clubs that are run by some just fucking dirtbags okay and i'm going to tell you the way the way this is is it's real simple just because the lifestyle is sexually orientated okay and it is a sex a form of the sex industry basically right does not mean that ownership is regulated to just a bunch of 1970s looking cheeseball car salesman dude or really bad porn actors that is not required and the thing is is that there's only one way to eliminate the douchebaggery that is in this lifestyle from those type of people quit spending your money there yeah make a fucking stand and in turn do something really neat get in your car and travel a little bit to a different club experience other clubs find a better option it is the most frustrating thing in the world when we hear people continuously talk about shitty experiences at certain clubs and this is not i'm not talking local right at all we're talking nationwide because again we do this is what we do all the time so i talk to people all over the country every single day and and the the consistent message you hear is you know if i had a map up here i could point to different parts of the country and different cities, and I could name in those different cities the shit clubs. Because you hear the same complaints going from club to club to club. And yet, people won't do anything about it. They still continue to go. You'll hear people go, oh, my God, that place is so fucking gross. The floor is gross the floor is nasty blah you know then why do you go and get naked there the owner's a fucking coked out motherfucker that shoots people that's one that's not too far from here why do you continue to go there why would you do that look how many times does a swinger club have to be fucking rated for fucking coke and hookers and blow and all the rest of shit legitimately before people go, well, I just know it's there. So I guess I'll just keep using it. What? Are you fucking? Seriously? I mean, come on. Yeah. But nothing will change until people stand up and make a stand. Now, here's what's funny with this episode when this is all said and done we're gonna get lamb blasted we won't i will i'm gonna get lamb blasted because this is not the stereotypical you know i mean we could throw in you sucking somebody's dick story she sucked my dick this morning in the kitchen that was fun it was an easter surprise uh you know but i mean i i know i know it's not that okay and i know that it's not like our normal fucking around uh stories and shit we're doing but the reality of it is this is a huge part of the lifestyle this is a huge part of the of part of the challenges. These are the things that are making the lifestyle. It's got some people to get out of it, the lifestyle. It's got some people to not try the lifestyle. We've talked about this with parties. If somebody's letting vanillas in on on parties don't support them it's that simple yeah don't do it you know what if you don't if it's a if it's a out of control frat boy fucking nightmare of a party don't support them that's the easiest way to make those things go away demand more shoot we were at a party that all of a sudden somebody did something they shouldn't have and attacked a security officer which happened to be an off-duty cop yep and then we're all running to our rooms because they were calling the swat team not that we had anything to run to our rooms for but no but you actually feel like you're about a junior high kid underage drinking But I think we'll just go hang out in the room and wait for things to settle down.
Speaker2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1: And the thing is, that kind of stuff, look, we're all adults. And yeah, people can get carried away and whatever. But places like the big resorts, like Keto and stuff like that, are proof that you don't have to be out of control, chaos, dangerous for people to have a great time but if you want things to change wherever you're at okay it starts by how you spend your money and and swingers hate this and and look we get blasted all the time you're just in it for the money no we're fucking not but thanks anyways but the thing is is that money no no shit because oh it's for all the pussy we get uh-huh anyways but the thing is is that you know the the dollar the dollar speaks volumes and everywhere okay if you want things to change who you who or what you support by where you spend your money makes all the difference in the world and what you demand and what you expect and what your expectations are and the the worst thing in the world look we tell people all the time when we talk about we've had shows don't take one for the team right if if she is not my type and i don't care if he looks like fucking you know i don't know i don't know who's hot now i don't know anyway some dude that's really hot with a big dick that you really want to fuck but but you know she's you know hasn't taken a bath in three weeks and and you know just isn't my thing don't take one for the team so if you won't take one for the team that way why will you as a couple take one for the team for your money you'll go to a club that you don't enjoy or a party that you really don't enjoy why would you do that just well because no no so you know those are things that that the lifestyle you have to look at you know yes you have a responsibility to make sure that you take care of you but you you there are just certain things that you don't have to just settle for second or second rate or second services you want anything to say i'm i mean i'm going i know i'm i'm on a total rant you're on a rant I don't know if anybody's on the page when Cole gets on a rant you just let him go well the thing I can get a word in occasionally the thing is is that you know okay every place yes I said anybody who says they're just doing to make the lifestyle better is a lie look we all all of us that do these things we do want to make a difference in lifestyle there's nothing wrong with somebody saying i want to make a difference in the lifestyle right there's nothing wrong with somebody saying i want to improve the lifestyle those are true statements okay but there's a difference between i want to improve it and i'm only doing it because i you know just it, folks. I mean, I don't under... Swingers, if you look at the demographic of people in the lifestyle, they are highly educated. They are financially secure. They are older. Okay, so what that means is they're not young, dumb, and full of cum. Right. Okay? But yet they buy into this circus of bullshit that some of these people are trying to peddle. They totally... How does a 40-something totally buy into this Herb Tarlick... That's a WKRP in Cincinnati reference for those that are too young to know how do they buy into this fucking you know fucking vibrating bed image because some people believe that they're the spokesperson for the lifestyle and you know who the spokesperson for the lifestyle is? The people. The people.
Speaker3: Each individual is a spokesperson.
Speaker1: Okay, that right there is the... Fucking that kicked ass. That was like a coal line. Holy fucking... Not only is she an awesome fuck, but right there it is. That is exactly it. You, each and every one of you are the spokesperson. Because it's even like our show and every podcast. It's who's listening. If you don't listen, then we're just talking to ourselves. Yeah, I kind of enjoy talking to you, so it's all good. It works out. But that is the greatest thing. Yes. There is no, look, there was no elections held. There is no spokesperson for the lifestyle. And here's the thing, how you live, the reason you're your own spokesperson is the lifestyle is your personal experience or your couple, as a couple, your personal experience. That's why they're your rules. You're the spokesperson. So stand up and make a decision that's really what it is is is quit letting other people try to take that role from you don't don't tolerate that shit don't fall for all the sales people no shit don't yeah don't no what i'm saying is don't fall for at least don't fall from the ones that are trying to sell shit from fucking 1972, for Christ's sakes. Yes, Clark, I know that the car you ordered didn't show up. I mean, what the fuck? You know, I mean, seriously. It's not that hard. Shelly had a good comment. Okay, so Shelly put, I think it's due to the lack of options that go because there isn't another choice. And you know what you're you're right i mean that that is a challenge it is a challenge but here's here's what i would throw back out to you on that because it's a good point is think about what you do at most clubs because there's there's a lot of clubs that are are not uh on-premise play right okay so and even the ones that are let's say that's an on-premise play club but there's not another option you know what most of the evening is still going to be spent talking drinking just conversation you can do that at a vanilla bar and then you can go to the local hotel if if that's done that yeah that's going to hook up it is more challenging because yes as swingers because discretion is so important to us Let's do this. hotel if that's we've done that yeah that's gonna hook up it is more challenging because yes as swingers because discretion is so important to us it's nerve-wracking to do it at a vanilla bar for fear that someone will pick up on something that's going on or maybe you don't feel you can be as flirtatious so let me put it to you this way how much scarier is this thought if you go to a vanilla bar you know you have to be cautious because your discretion is not guaranteed right but you go to somewhere where you feel completely safe completely complete anonymity but then you find out after the fact, it was all bullshit. That's terrifying. That's terrifying. At least if you know that you're out somewhere else, you at least know what you have to do. Guys, I sincerely appreciate you listening to my rant. And I apologize because I know this wasn't the the silly crazy normal show but we are committed to trying to improve the lifestyle we are committed to trying to make sure that people uh understand there's options and growing the lifestyle and you know what yeah i'm committed to selling you my merchandise too it is what it is you know it's my brand but there's only one way to do it we have to give the information to you that's why we may be crazy but it's still the truth so with that being said once again we want to thank our sponsor spunk lube if you need to slide in your glide visit them at www.spunklube.com and obviously we are so excited to announce our own website again www.crazykazwa.com learn more about us and where we'll be what we're talking about what we're doing I don't know. 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Speaker3: Bye.