Krazy Truth #48 Gangbangs, Vibrating beds and more

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Spunk Lube, do you need a little more slide in your glide? Visit our good friends at Spunk Lube, www.spunklube.com and tell them crazy casbah send you put casbah in the coupon code k-a-s-b-h and get your 10% off each order and we'll tell you another way before the show's over that you too can get spunk lube hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth this would be uh episode yeah i, 16, season two. I know it's season two other than that, 16. Yeah, sounds good. And so I'm your host with the most. I am Cole, fully equipped. And I'm here with the lovely Miss Amanda and the girls. Hey. And we are here for your listening, titillation. and if you're tuned into our YouTube channel, you're viewing pleasure. Entertainment. We titillate in pleasure. Okay. We're kind of like hookers. All right, so starting right off here tonight, you know how we start the show? A sex story, a weird sex story. And this is a sex story the world's famous sound guy has been up my ass to get me to use. But we had other things to talk about. So here it is. So this comes to us from the New York Post from London, England. They do shit pretty weird over across the pond. And, uh, apparently, so a 44 year old one, unnamed woman, uh woman was receiving on the receiving end of a good solid pussy licking and some oral sex, and what happened from there is, well, that's when shit got weird. Apparently, as she was starting to orgasm, she had an aneurysm, which is nothing funny about aneurysms, but she had an aneurysm, and they think that it was caused by the orgasm. Okay, so that makes it a little bit funny. So the partner said that she went rigid for two to three minutes before the episode. And when they took her to the hospital, apparently she hadn't felt real good before. They started to fool to fool around and yeah and had like a nasty headache and stuff like that but so they're actually dubbing this that the oral sex was what caused the aneurysm so what that means is this guy is now the most popular motherfucker in London England and his tongue's in some sort of hall Fame. We should see if we can get him on the show. There you go. Lick your way to fame. Oh, jeez. That's what it is. What? There's nothing wrong with that. No, nothing wrong at all. You hold your breath. You know what? You hold your breath when you come. So this is something. This is like our public service announcement. Warning that we're shouting out there to people. Deep breath. Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out. Don't cause pressure in your head. Don't overthink it. Send a little hate mail to Miss Amanda. Anywho. To me? Uh-uh. Well, you know, you, me, whatever. Send us mail. It's all good. So, yeah. So, there you go. Have I almost ever caused you to go unconscious with incredible sex? You can fucking lie here and say yes. That would be awesome. Feel free to go, oh, yeah, it's been great. There had to have been something going on in her head to begin with. I don't care about her anymore. I want to answer the question. Maybe I don't want to answer the question. Would you give me a chance to speak? Oh, sorry. It's my kink. I can't think that quickly on my feet. You probably have. Awesome. Well, I've had some really heavy orgasms. Remember that one where I was breathing funny afterwards oh yeah i did we almost made the news yeah you couldn't catch your breath and stuff no yeah that's right and i did it fuck yeah i'm available for parties and rent uh okay so i don't know if rents it probably okay prostitution is actually giving people money renting that's a totally different ball game i don't know where that falls that could be a gray area aren't prostitutes pretty much renting their their services well no they're renting their body okay the services just come with it well there you go i mean it is what it is it's like renting a hotel and getting a vibrating bed where do you put the quarter where do you put the quarter they don't have those anymore do they i don't know but we need to find one if you okay if you're listening point of that to well like cell phones and everything else remember the first cell phone was this huge block that needed an antenna and a bag you had to carry with you that would have been like the first dildo it hadn't worked to make it smaller use it to relax because it was loud as hell or did they use it for sex wait a minute how many holiday inn or quality chain hotels did you find vibrating beds in none i don't know none look no this was like these things were solely for like the sex trade to help them well i think about about you're old. You're trying to fucking get this young chick. You're paying her. You want it to be worthwhile. You don't have as much bounce as you used to put a quarter in the bed. Does it for you. I mean, everybody three blocks away can hear the jackhammer in your room. Yeah, you know, it's loud. You say that thing. Have you seen one? have you have you used one i've seen one i there was put a quarter in one one time dad let us well i think we did too and it was loud it was not awesome parents ago yeah you can try it out and then you're like okay and then you get off the bed and it still keeps vibrating you wanted to shut off yeah yeah they're Yeah, they're very much real. They were very much real, yeah. Yeah, actual hotels had this bed in it, and it was vibrating. Whoa, let's not call it a hotel. It's whatever. Motel. And it literally had a little change thing by the headboard, and you put a quarter in it, and the whole bed vibrated. It would take a minute. But it the bed was like bouncing oh yeah it was it was i don't know if we had one that crappy it vibrated they'll they'll leave the light on for you because you know what every hour on the hour you had a new guest housekeeping wasn't really that important uh just saying. Yeah. All right. Should we answer some questions?
Speaker2: Sure.
Speaker3: Go ahead. We can stop talking about the vibrating bed.
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: I think we need to buy one.
Speaker3: Maybe they only had them for kids to use to annoy their parents to death.
Speaker1: Mom, Dad, can I have another quarter? Quit playing with the bed.
Speaker3: It vibrates the bed. For what? That's what's funny about our parents, both of our sense of parents letting us try that. Yeah. Okay. And someday when they find out we're swingers, they'll wonder why. Because we were playing with vibrating beds at eight years old. I question if maybe mine were. Yours, there's no way in hell. No. Mine were not. Your grandparents might might be another story As we keep hearing more and more stories About the rendezvous And it's pretty interesting
Speaker1: Bow, chicka, bow, wow Yeah, I'm sure yours were I'd put money on yours
Speaker3: That mine were?
Speaker1: Oh, fuck yeah Fuck yeah Think about their Halloween costumes
Speaker3: Oh, I know
Speaker1: Yeah, yep, yep At some point in time Picture something dirty you've done got it in your brain right now got in your brain uh-huh now picture it replace you with your mom that's hot no my mom gave me a box of lingerie to keep my man happy. Keep the variation going. That's fucking good.
Speaker2: Maybe they were into BDSM.
Speaker3: She knew to keep your man happy.
Speaker4: No, I didn't see any evidence of that.
Speaker2: And my dad's too gentle for that. You don't know. He might have a seal killer. My mom was way more dominant than he was.
Speaker3: Maybe he liked it that way. Maybe he was a sub. Maybe he has a fucking seal killer of a penis and just slapped her silly with it. No, It was because we were kids and it wasn't forbidden and, oh, it's a shame to have your body be seen. Right, right. Well, and you're short, so that throws off your cage. You walk into the bathroom, and they're getting ready, and he's butt-ass naked. Okay. Don't think anything about it. Yep. I wonder where that comes from. They weren't ashamed of their body, I guess. That sounds familiar to this household, doesn't it? Yeah, our kids are scarred. As he's sitting there going, really? No. How many times have you seen your... It's not scarred. It's not like I've been doing anything weird.
Speaker1: I mean, if they would have stopped over, there's some nights if they stop over, they'll see some weird ass shit.
Speaker3: And they never caught us having sex.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker3: They might have heard it.
Speaker1: Well, they heard it because then they're like, I need new headphones. I'm tired of listening to you guys.
Speaker2: Fuck. Okay.
Speaker1: Well, maybe. Hey, look, it's good practice. If you moved out, motherfucker, you'd have a roommate. They'd be doing it. Just a second. We've scarred some college kids, too. Yeah, it is what it is. Well, when we were in college. I can see your mom and dad at a 70s swinger party, key party. Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: I don't know why their mom and dad go out every Saturday night. They went out every Friday and Saturday night. Who's that sound like?
Speaker1: Us?
Speaker2: They get home late, they drink a lot, and they're tired. I don't know. Shit's wrinkled. Yeah, they drank a lot.
Speaker1: Mom came home with massive hangovers.
Speaker2: I don't get them. And he was in the military, so you never know. Yeah, he was military so you never know yeah military yeah you never know i i wouldn't put it past that's a good question to get your dad drunk and ask him well to do that i'll do it i don't fucking care i'll go for it so how do you feel about people fucking somebody other than their spouse just saying yeah i should call him right now where's my phone hey not quick question for you i know you used to be a minister but i know you used to be a minister hallelujah shit anyways well you know you can have multiple i'm i'm ordained so i'm a minister i'm an ordained minister and a swinger and i preach the power of love is what i do that's right we're gonna we could have a whole show on that power of love you want to how i show my love fucking other people i spoo on you i spoo the demons out of you all right anyway oh yeah questions right that's what we should be doing what wait hold i need my readers i'm getting old do not turn the phone sideways please uh yeah nope not gonna reintroduce myself for new listeners you gotta follow into it man uh so those you don't know obviously we're also taking it we are live uh in front of our huge huge facebook page shh it's a secret uh crazy casbah facebook page we also have alt casbah for you kinky motherfuckers, as well as Single Casbah for you single swingers, and some other stuff. Just looking at me. We got all kinds of shit. Okay. So anyways, so we'll take questions from there as we go. So the first question question comes to us i've been practicing talking all week uh comes to us uh from maryland uh and she actually lives in west virginia see maryland west virginia yeah that worked out thank god she wasn't from maryland that would have been awkward maryland from maryland would have believed in it. Oh, that was her name?
Speaker5: I thought you were saying that she's from Maryland, but she lives in West Virginia.
Speaker3: No. I'm like...
Speaker1: Marilyn lives in Virginia.
Speaker3: Okay, gotcha.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: Anyways, so her question... How you know it's going to be a great show, motherfuckers.
Speaker3: I need a drink.
Speaker1: Okay, so her question was, she has on her bucket list the gang bang dun and so uh but the thing with it is she she had kind of a two-part question okay one her significant other thinks it's dirty and she so she asked is a gang bang wrong and dirty uh and number two was if not how do you set one up so what i love about marilyn's question is i really don't think she gives two shit what the first part of that answer is because if you're already worried about then how do you go and set it up uh i think that speaks volumes i mean go get them girl okay so so obviously, look, we are big on no kink shaming. It's not a kink, but no shaming on lifestyle choices. Right. Okay. No, a gangbang is not dirty. A gangbang is not dirty. Buttkit party is not dirty. Fucking other people is not dirty. It's not dirty, right? I mean, overall, the concept of it is not dirty. So here's one of the things that, Marilyn, I would say to your significant other. What's the difference between fucking five or six guys at one time or going to a house party and fucking five or six guys over the course of one night? It's more just about timing timing than anything else i mean seriously a lot of people okay when we first got in the lifestyle you know that concept of a gangbang seems really fucking like what a fucking hoe right i seriously we thought that we've had this conversation well i don't know about thinking they were a hoe oh Okay, the first time someone came up to you and go, so we're in Las Vegas and we had a gangbang with 15 guys. Think back to your reaction as you turned to me blocking from the camera and went, good God. I thought it was, well, no, maybe it was 15. It was like 12 or 15. It was a lot of dick. and
Speaker3: there's no way
Speaker1: nice way to put that well no well then just saying she was she was not what you would think of as the most attractive individual yeah you're not somebody you would want oh point because again we didn't understand the difference between porn swinging and real life swinging because here again now i don't know if we had actually really gotten into swinging at that point in time we had had like one experience i think we were just camming and told us about right so we're taking her word or his word or whoever was talking to us at the time that she did that right we and we were new we were very very new so the concept of a gangbang was like we had never even been to a house party yeah yeah we hadn't even seen that yet and it was just like huh okay okay so all right i'm gonna back up here so the first thing is though let's do this again we talk about this all the time on this show the difference between porn swinging and real swinging in porn swinging what happens is there's this chick she's like 25 she has giant fake tits a perfect ass right uh-huh super sexy hair she goes over to this dude's apartment or or something to like help show him the house or work on her taxes or some whatever you want to put in there in the skimpiest outfit. And next thing you know, there's one guy caressing and then his buddy shows up and his other buddy. And the next thing you know, she's on her knees and she's surrounded by cocks. And it's game one. Now, the place that she went to is like this super like multi-million dollar house with this beautiful ocean view perfect modern furniture there's no shit on the floor there's no fucking pop cans nobody smokes there sure as fuck aren't any pets around so there's not a dog bite in somebody's ass or a cat playing with balls that are dangling around it's the perfect scenario that's porn gangbang okay now oh by the way all the dudes have 10 inch dicks are muscular as fuck and her makeup never smears just saying okay now there's real life porn right a real life swinging this gangbang looks a little bit different it's a gal she's maybe in her mid-40s whatever the case may be she's a normal person maybe she's a mom who's had some kids maybe she's a grandma even you never know she's not a super model she's a nice person and maybe she's got a little extra patty in the middle whatever or whatever the case may be she's a real person and what happens is there's like five six ten guys whatever they're you're in a hotel room okay all the dudes have padding around the middle there's not a muscular dude in sight because all the dudes are in the 40 50s age range age range. And everybody's pretty respectful in the end. And they fuck. And it looks nothing like the porn movie. It's a $59.95 a night hotel room.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: Because that's why you're not going to spend a lot of money just to fuck. It's got a 1973 bedspread on it. Lots of flowers.
Speaker3: Some shag carpet.
Speaker1: There's probably an orange leather chair thing off in off in the corner right that's real life swinging so the first thing is if you're going to do a gangbang have realistic expectations okay so it's not dirty what makes it dirty is how you do it right so if you don't do a gangbang safe, that could be a problem, right? So again, protection is always good. It's always good. It's always good. Well, look, here's the deal. I'm not going to judge whatever. Obviously, protection is there for a reason. But if nothing else, do like the porn stars do. anybody that's going to participate they have to be approved ahead of time they have to be able to show you test results that are no more than seven days old that they're clean that they're all healthy you have set rules in the gangbang it's not just a fucking free-for-all it's not like find a hole and start sticking it in there it doesn't work that way oh a light socket well it's free no i mean you have to have your rules you have to make sure the guys know the rules you should have a guy or a couple guys there to just make sure everything's safe everything works right protection make sure people aren't just being slobbery-ass drunk and then you can set up a gangbang and have a lot of fun from what we've heard we've never done a gangbang yet uh but anyway so but we you can have a lot of fun with it if it's done right
Speaker3: and i don't think it makes it dirty so porn gangbangs are they the slap around and degrade
Speaker1: and all that stuff there's different levels okay okay there's different levels okay even I don't know. so porn gang bangs are they the slap around and degrade and all that stuff there's different levels okay okay there's different levels okay even here's the other thing when you when you throw out a term like gang bang okay there's purists in the sex world the old school gang bang is is damn degrading to women some people feel okay again we're not king shaming but like some of them it's like the guys are writing all over the chick like cum slut and all this shit they're right there she's literally just treated like this huge piece of meat and shooting cum all over and it's just you know and for some people that's a gangbang there are some women that really enjoy that and some guys that really get into that okay okay and in the porn community there is really rough i mean you can tune in and and find some pretty rough gangbang it's rough sex but it's rough gangbang and it is i've seen him throwing them around yeah you're doing this and yanking them yeah there's a lot there's a lot of stuff like that's the thing. It doesn't have to be that way. I think a lot of times people get... They watch something on porn and they go, well, then that must be how you have to do it. Or they have somebody to tell them, well, this is how we did it, so you have to do it that way. The cool thing about swinging... It's your party. You can do it however you want. You can fuck how you want to. So if you want just a line, instead of having a bunch of guys around you and you're having to grab dicks and suck dicks and a bunch of different orifices, you can actually just have a line. Yeah, right. Some people have almost scheduled time. I mean, it's more like a social event. It's more like... Ten minutes, you're up. Next person. Well, and they'll take breaks. and there is, you know, some gangbangs, other women are allowed to be there. There are some that... For fluffers or just to participate also? Fluffers and participate. Okay. Like strap-ons? Yeah, like strap-ons and oral. Okay. There are some people that sometimes they don't want any other females there, so that all the focus... Like everything else, for the person getting gang banged, it's a position of power, right? And so it is their party, and it is the way they want it to be all the way through. It has to be the way they want it to be. So the thing is, dog farts. When you have pets in the studio, wow. Anyway, so you have to take and you have to take and, but you have to be clear about that. You have to make sure that the participants know and they understand what all the different rules's powerful. Go and open a pen. See, this is why, okay, this is the thing that happened in our world-famous Casbah studio. We love pets. We actually let him in here. He's hanging out in here today. Wow. But does he have some dog farts? So what we're doing right now, for those of you who can't see us just on the other, we actually, I keepil polish back here and so just keep it open so we're opening up a thing of fingernail polish now the funny thing is the world famous sound guy he's in the same cage with the dog and he's dying so it's kind of fun smells like he got in the old meatballs there or something oh my god anyways make sure you don't have that happen to gangbang that'll clear shit out in a hurry oh my eyes are watering because of it so you're literally painting so that has on it so anyway so does that make sense i mean we're totally off now because the dog farts do everything fucking completely for a lube yes it does make sense so okay so here's but you can screen who you're having show us and sometimes it helps to have somebody else help you do the screening yes i mean because look way like on our pages when you put out there as a female i want a gangbang who wants to participate holy fucking shit hang on to your ass yeah i mean your is going to be going ape shit from all the people going to be, me. And the thing is, is that all the other rules with, with swinging still apply, you know, who can do what, who can do where, where you're allowed to come, where you're allowed to fuck. You know, there's a lot of people, you're not going're not gonna they won't do anal or there's you can come on their stomach but not in them or you but not on their face or whatever the case may be so the participants have a responsibility to abide by it and follow all the rules but the person hosting this said event you need to be clear no gray areas yeah no gray areas and again number one remember always safety has to be first and that's a that's a big one me personally and you tell me how you feel about this gangbang on the fly what about him would you would you do it would you do a gangbang on the fly i mean we've hooked up with met a couple had no intention just out met a couple and ended up fucking them that night no big deal i probably could you know that you wouldn't have a problem with it as long as rules were set do you think it'd be more awkward to have rules set though if you're doing it on the fly i mean no i think it's gonna be harder to find a roving band of guys that are like hey so we're a bunch of buddies and we're all out tonight and we thought we'd uh see if we could just cruise the bars and find a chick for a gangbang i mean that's gonna be kind of weird does that actually happen i not me okay i mean i've there's a lot of times i've been out with the guys through the years and never once did we stumble upon that one girl that wanted to get gangbanged. We did chase some lesbians around one time because we were offering money to put on a show. This was before we were swingers. This was before we were married a long time ago. I guess so. I was not very proud of that. You were not very proud. Well, I was only not proud of it when they finally said, okay, yes. And said, follow us to our house. So we were stoked. So we followed them to their house, drove to their house. And the one gal goes in. And the other gal is standing on the porch talking. He goes, oh, you guys are going to love this. It's going to be so great. And the girl comes out with a shotgun. Nice. And we're like, oh, we got to go. And yeah, there was a shotgun that went off off that night because she fired one barrel that night up in the air we went ahead and said we're just gonna go and leave now but we had found them at the adult bookstore that we had paid 50 cents each to get in because you had to pay 50 cents to browse and we found there and looking at double dildos and and uh lesbian porn we were drunk it was worth a shot we nothing better to do. We weren't old enough to go to the bar, so we had nothing better to do. We were 20 years old. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Haven't you ever done something like that? No. Never? No, I'm a freaking angel. Oh, my God. Seriously? I never did anything like that. I didn't even chase after guys. chased after me oh shit chasing you Dale you got magical pussy and on the magical pussy note what a great place to take a quick halftime break and when we come back we'll have another half but until then hey I'm going to try that again don't worry about about it. 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Okay, we're back because that was the biggest clusterfuck one i've ever done yeah thank you didn't you do bad i forgot our website dumbass it's new it's new and i'm excited and it's new i i know i know look at the sign crazy casbah it happens what all products we have on there smart ass hardly any he's working on it it's been giving him computer issues and yeah we've got a lot of shit going on just a scotch he can stay up till four o'clock in the morning working on that while i go to bed yeah i can do you hear it every Every now and then. I heard when you came the other night. That was awesome.
Speaker3: Well, the other night. I don't think I used it last night. Oh, I did.
Speaker2: Yep.
Speaker3: Right before you came in the bedroom.
Speaker2: Oh, no.
Speaker1: I didn't hear it.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker3: Imagine that.
Speaker1: You'd be all sneaky and quiet. All I heard was when you choked the dog trying to move him out of the way to start getting
Speaker2: to bed.
Speaker1: I was more excited about my new pillow.
Speaker2: Yes. Your new pillow. Yeah, my new pillow. Hey, you know what? It is what it is. Ooh, cough gag. See, I was so excited. I'm gagging on it. I was like, ah. I like that shit. You like to gag on stuff? Well, maybe. You never know. You do. Sometimes. I don't like to gag. Would you for a porn? Gag? Yeah. Well, if they're paying me enough money, gag me all you want. I live with you. What more do you want from me? You've taken my soul. This is show when the divorce becomes real. Cheesy. Shut up. Cheese. All right. So, okay. I'm going to hit one more thing on the gangbang. So, we have talked about it. What is the max? What is the max number? I don't know because I've never been in that situation. Well, here's your thing. This is like hitting the lottery. What would you do if you hit the lottery? I'd buy this. What is the max number of dudes that you would they all have to at least be decent size so you can't count like little pickles in there that you don't count what's the max you would do would you try to break the record i think the record's like 3686 guys in a 24-hour period or somehow no what what where's youroff point? People want to know this sort of thing. Can you imagine how sore that would be?
Speaker1: She was a professional porn star. So I'm going to guess. I'm just throwing it out there.
Speaker3: So when they're rubbing it, trying to keep it harder, they're putting lube on it too?
Speaker1: Well, either that or she was going to catch on fire. I've seen videos of this. All the guys got to do was literally like pump, pump. were waiting in line all day and all night to get their turn just for two pumps yeah so officially it was enough that officially it was in there and it was considered right exactly can you imagine how fucking lame and boring that would be but you participated in it yeah but here's the deal i'm gonna get on a porn star at that point in time. I've made it that long. What do you have to lose? Once you're in there, go for the gusto. I mean, the worst they're going to do is throw you out. I mean, or you can do two pumps and now you need shots and it's whatever. I mean, fuck that. I mean, I'm jumping on that fucking thing and they weren't allowed to kiss her at all. There's no time. Well no time well no yeah there wasn't there was no dinner she'd been huge i mean was it just a line or was she occupying other people while she was no it was literally a line and she was on a table and and just sitting there like like in a gynecologist chair so these guys come up just boom boom next boom boom next what fun is that she just wanted to break break a world record Well i mean she was getting paid so i don't blame her oh yeah but i mean it's all the tools that were lining up look i'm gonna be if i'm in this line to fuck this girl okay i'm gonna be looking at the other people in the line and there's gonna be certain people you know you're like that dude's a crackhead i need to cut in front of him that you know i mean There's going to be certain guys who are like, oh, I don't want to be certain people you know, you're like, that dude's a crackhead. I need to cut in front of him.
Speaker3: You know, I mean, there's going to be certain guys who are like, oh, I don't want to be behind that.
Speaker2: I mean, what do you talk to the dude that you're standing next to for 12 hours? So you're pretty excited to stick it in?
Speaker3: Yeah, I am too.
Speaker2: I got all our movies. Yeah.
Speaker1: I mean, what the fuck do you do? I don't know what goes through y'all's mind on a normal basis, let alone. Are to stick it in yeah me too that's what goes through our mind normally we're dudes that's what we do whatever yeah all right so uh and what this is you know i'm sticking with this theme a little bit i like this name so here's a funny i've had people ask before is there really such a thing as a reverse gangbang? So it would be one dude and a whole bunch of chicks. Can a guy last that long? No. My thing is, no, there's not. I mean, yes, okay, in theory, yes, there is. But no. No. In the movies, maybe. But in real life, look, here's the deal. deal you're a guy you're an average guy you look decent whatever and you have five or six fucking pretty attractive chicks it's called a harem bang really okay so there you go harem bang it's still no yeah look you're gonna get through the first two and that's it unless each get one lick and one pump and you move on there's no way no i didn't think it was possible would you be part of one of those
Speaker2: We'll see you move on. There's no way. No way.
Speaker3: Well, I didn't think it was possible.
Speaker1: Would you be part of one of those? You're like, well, why not? Then there's girl-on-girl action. That'd be kind of fun.
Speaker3: Not necessarily. You're there for him.
Speaker1: Well, but you've got to keep each other lubed up.
Speaker2: You don't want to.
Speaker3: Hey, look, man.
Speaker1: Nobody wants to be the one that hops on, and it goes.
Speaker2: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee z z Nobody wants to have that conversation afterwards Am I wrong? I don't know So you would help each other out Help a sister out Sure I'm just saying You gotta do something to keep him entertained too Well I mean whoever's fucking should be entertained I was gonna say I don't know very many guys that can fucking pat their head and rub the summit their stomach at the same tone same time let alone have a girl on their dick a girl on each on each hand and you know and on their face there's no way no fucking way that dude is gonna be like uh uh he's gonna be forgetting to do something so i want to hear if anybody's ever had one i had a... What was it again? A harem bang? Or a reverse game bang. Whatever. I just want a harem. You do? Yeah. Fuck yeah. I mean... I don't know. Like, says it all. Why wouldn't I? That would be fucking awesome. I mean... Okay. There's specific times and it would be awesome. All right? like hey i'm really hungry and off they go well i'm just saying you know i mean you're a guy shopping would suck i hate shopping having a group of them to take shopping fuck that you wouldn't be involved you'd have someone to go shopping with if we could afford that uh yeah yeah a bunch of catty bitch yeah that's what i want is a bunch of cat fights uh yeah no no i'm i'm out i wouldn't take him shopping i wouldn't want to do that that would kill me it would be fun for like two or three days and then the new would wear off really quick no you'd probably enjoy it for the first week or two i look there'd be a while it'd be even hot watching them argue and fight and bit and bitching each other naked that would be hot and that's the same thing about being naked it's my harem i can do whatever the fuck i want the thing is after after that after the new wears off it's like you know what put your clothes on and shut the fuck up. Because, well, I mean, seriously, think about this. You'd do the same thing if you had a bunch of fucking beefcake guys. Eventually, you'd be like, okay, I can only touch your abs so many times.
Speaker3: Just clean the shit and get it done. You want to tell me that's not the truth?
Speaker1: What would you have your cabana boys doing? Pampering.
Speaker2: Driving shit around.
Speaker1: I'm hungry. You want to tell me you don't want to see some fucking buff Chippendale dancer type dude grilling up fucking making your favorite dish naked but nothing but an apron in the kitchen? You wouldn't want to see that? Yeah, that could be kind of fun. Oh, fuck that. I ain't feeding them. But it would get old after a while. After a while, you'd be like, you know what? Quit shaking your dick in my face. Just fucking go do the laundry. I mean, you know it would be. It is what it is. So later, we're going to do this role play. Oh, fuck. And there's, oh, Nancy said massages. Who are we bringing in? Okay. So later on, we'll do some role play, and you can be my cabana boy. No. See, we could do that, and that sounds like a great time and all. But I thought we were going to bring in a group. Well, you need practice. The fuck I do. I was employee of the month around this house last month. There's a sign on the refrigerator that says I was. Hey, for everybody that doesn't know, this is what I do full time. So I also do like Cabana Boy stuff, but I'm dressed.
Speaker3: You bring me drinks?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: Look, you're not home. Hey, look, you got to earn some of this shit ouch see this is look here's the deal i'll do better at doing that number one you don't want to see me in a speedo i i own mirrors i've seen you naked i know and you know what for short periods of time it's really fun and i came across that picture of you in underwear oh well exactly and for short periods of time it's really hot that wears off after about 30 minutes and that's kind of well you know why don't you go ahead and fucking you know put put some clothes on there fatty mcgee i have never i know you've never said it but i've looked in the mirror and i've thought that myself, like, dude, I need to get a shirt on. Okay. As much as I wish, look, I'm not going to open a beverage of, I'm not going to fuck it. I'm going to say it. I don't care. Nobody else cares. I'm not going to open a Pepsi and have women flocking to their fucking office windows to watch me drinking without a shirt on. Okay. It is what it is, and I know that. So, yes, I'll happily start serving you drinks because the drunker you get, the more weird, crazy shit you'll do. Oh, yeah, didn't think about that, did you? I will say this, watching you with fucking five Cabana Boys for the first time and a bottle of fucking Tennessee Fire, those little boys aren't going to know what the fuck hit them. They're going to be coming out looking like they came out of a cage match Once again I have a halo Yeah But that's going to get old after a while You would need something new Then you'd find something new to do with them Like re-roof my damn house Okay I don't know if the neighbors are going to let you have your cabana, your harem of cabana boys naked. That could be a lot of fun to watch. And then I could get a little whip and then. Oh, gee. We are not role-playing into this shit. I could flog on the ass while they're up on the roof and go, come on, work harder. Come on. Faster. Okay, so wait a minute. So what you're saying is that we each go get to go get a harem i mean i'm into trying to doing this if you want to if we want to see this summer we we we here's the deal we need to find what's the age limit gonna be what's the age what's the age oh jesus no we're gonna get this on to see this is gonna be so for sure. Because I'm not going to do this and they'll be like, you broke the rule. No, motherfucker. We got this on tape. 26 and up.
Speaker3: For girls?
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: I'm a little more open. I'm a little more open-minded than that. I think 21-year-olds need jobs, too.
Speaker3: No, okay. What's your job title? Cole's bitch. Cole's bitch. Okay, what age could I have for girls? I don't care. Okay, perfect. We've got that on tape. Sound guy, do not fuck up the recording of this. Okay, so what age guys? I don't care. You can go whatever. Oh, 30 dead.
Speaker2: I'm going to go with all these old people.
Speaker1: Okay.
Speaker2: That is that old? So 30 and up.
Speaker1: 30 is old.
Speaker2: It's going to be older than my hair. It's going to be.
Speaker1: I'm shooting for an average age of 23. It's because you're a dude. Yes, I am a dude. So how many do we get? How many can we go out and find? Yeah, I stick with five. Five. So, we each get five. Sure. We each get five. No rules. I didn't say that. Okay. Well, what are the rules? I don't know. No, we're going to make sure. We've got an audience that wants to know so we can report back on this number one i gotta figure out i'm gonna find five of these people anyway so i i say no rules we can't i mean what seriously what rule would we have now that if it was an individual cabana boy because you want so young oh jesus how about no children oh well yeah yeah okay Do you want children? No. Do you want so young, how about no children? Oh, well, yeah, yeah, okay. Do you want children? No. Do you want more? No. Do you want to start over? No, okay. I didn't think so. Okay, so fine, yes. No knocking up one of the, I don't, no, I'm good that way. Okay, fair enough. And they can't have kids, is that what you're saying? We're not going to have their kids here living with. That'll kill all the world. No, I meant in terms of making more.
Speaker2: Making baby. No.
Speaker3: Well, I mean the process of making swan.
Speaker1: But not, no.
Speaker3: But actually like.
Speaker1: No, I'm cool with that.
Speaker2: I'm good with that.
Speaker3: Having that impregnating fetish.
Speaker1: Yeah, there will be no turker basing thing happening here at all. Okay, so that's fair enough. I don't have one with you or with the dudes.
Speaker2: I really don't. Don't expect me to do what they do that's pretty much the only rule I don't expect me to look like they do and don't expect me to do what they do you're not gonna be part of it well somebody's got to run the video cameras how else are we gonna have that videotape out for people to watch and see fans want to know probably shit done around this no here's what's really fucking pathetic and sad you're thinking sex i'm thinking about projects i'm actually thinking the same way because my thought was boy we get the laundry done we're both sitting here we've reached a point in our marriage where if we had the opportunity to have 10 people five for you five for me me, that we can do whatever we want with.
Speaker1: Both of us, first thing we start thinking of is projects that we need to run the house that they could do. Okay, that's fucking wrong. Neither one of us is like, okay, we're going to be naked for two weeks straight. That never even went through either one of our minds. Not at all. I mean, so that's wrong. Okay, taking them out one time would be kind of fun. You're surrounded by these five men. Are they going out on leashes? The temptation. No. You hadn't thought of that. No, because I'm not. For fun. Maybe just to get heads to turn or maybe to get people's reactions I probably would, but I wouldn't it constantly I think we'd take them to a family gathering I think we'd show up in two minivans And take them to a family gathering This is my harem They're family Feed me grapes Would you let them feed you grapes? Would you do that just one time? Just for shits and giggles Have these guys like feeding you grapes and occasionally dropping a penis in your mouth oh that's not don't chew that one oh I'm sorry that's a ball
Speaker3: I think you'd be able to tell the difference
Speaker1: big difference oh it depends on are you going to interview them would you interview the people I think we'd have to know what their skill set is okay so we're actually I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know people be part of a harem but you know construction workers that'd be good so i can get the roof done maybe some projects around the house make it look a little bit better maybe a landscape dude because the landscaping needs some attention um i want this little nook of privacy in my backyard i feel kind of shitty we're gonna eat good i need someone to drive me around so i have a clean driving record okay so our interviews are going to be way different. I have a feeling. Your interview process is going to be a little bit different than mine. I think mine's going to be a lot more fun, but at the end of the day, your harem is probably going to win over mine.
Speaker3: Because I can still have fun with them.
Speaker1: Well, and not necessarily. You're going to work them to death. They're going to be fucking exhausted.
Speaker3: Oh, I give them a reason to work.
Speaker1: Now the inner slut comes out. Do, now you're getting into it. Now you're thinking about it. Possibly. Possibly. So should we start this like May 1? When exactly are we getting to start the interview process? That's all I get. Wow. So here's the deal. If you would like to possibly be a part of Miss Amanda's boy toy group or my harem, you need to let us know right away. We'll need pictures. Amanda will need a whole resume in your job history. I just need pictures and, you know, that will go from there. Possibly. Possibly, yeah. So really, I just now figured it out. I just figured it out. What? What you actually want is the village people. Oh, Jesus. You want the skill set of the village people. They've got a construction worker.
Speaker3: They don't necessarily need to be gay.
Speaker1: Hey, it's whatever.
Speaker3: Because if they don't want women, what's the point?
Speaker1: But they're a construction worker. They dressed in costume. You've got the inner peace with nature. You've got the police officer for your safety see you just need the village people now i know my harem is gonna win mine's gonna rock uh yeah and don't wear little genie outfits or what and we'll know that your harem will stay the fuck away from my harem that's gonna be the trick well not if they, not if they're gay. It won't because you can get all the prognosis that you want, but then I'll be fine.
Speaker2: True.
Speaker1: Actually, no, that'll be fun because then we can just turn them loose. It'll be like Mortal Kombat, but with sex.
Speaker2: Fight!
Speaker1: And we just sit there and watch. This shit's going to be awesome. I cannot wait to start this shit. May 1, send your applications in right away that's what i'm gonna do i hope we get all kinds of pictures being sent to this is gonna be funny i already have an electrician that's volunteering oh jesus that's great yeah oh yeah well here okay wait a minute when you think through, as I'm sitting here thinking of the people that you've named off or the professions you've named off.
Speaker2: Uh-huh.
Speaker1: You've already had sex with the electrician. You've already had sex with a construction worker.
Speaker3: A couple of them.
Speaker2: Yeah. Great.
Speaker1: So you can get external or internal framing done.
Speaker2: Yes.
Speaker1: Yeah, you can pretty much, your harem's already built. A police officer. A police officer for protection. Yeah, yeah. I haven't done an Indian that I know of. No, but you've done an architect to design your space. To design this space, yes. An accountant to fund it. To help fund it. Or to help manage it. This is awesome. Yeah. You've just, aren't you going to be hit on like career day? We should do that. We should get like practice. Is my harem just men or can it be a couple of females in there too, too? Because there's a hairdresser, and there's a pastry chef.
Speaker5: I'd be so fat.
Speaker1: It's whatever you want. I'll be healthy because I'll have a bunch of nurses.
Speaker3: Oh, I had a nurse, too.
Speaker1: Somehow or another, this is taking away, and it's going to end up being that you're going to have 50 people in your little group. You're going to have, like, a job fair, for Christ's sakes. Can I come over to your harem to have fun? What? There's going to be, like, three of us there. I don't, at this point in time, you're taking all of them, you fucking slut. So, yeah, yeah, sure. Whatever. Now, I'm just going to be the one conducting interviews and making sure payroll gets made on the harem club for you.
Speaker2: Neat.
Speaker1: Oh, my Lord. Okay, well, that was a good idea. It went fucking south in a hurry.
Speaker3: It didn't go south.
Speaker1: Not for you.
Speaker3: It didn't go south for you either.
Speaker1: How do you figure? I'm looking for college girls with daddy issues. It's what I'm looking for and and it's almost the end of the school year so then they'd be willing to take orders on cooking you stuff right but doing your laundry but for interviews to get these types of girls i need to rent a corvette which i don't have so i rent a Corvette. I'm going to have to, you know, get a whole lot of Monopoly money. Get a whole lot of Monopoly money to take and make the $1 bill wad look way fatter than it really is. That can happen. It's going to be pricey. Yeah, whatever. Have you fucked anybody with a Corvette that could borrow their Corvette? You've got to stop and think about it.
Speaker2: I almost did, but I didn't.
Speaker3: Yeah, yeah, okay. Maybe.
Speaker2: Well, something to think about that. Because anybody out there with a Corvette to help me get my hair, I need to borrow that. It needs to be clean.
Speaker3: Black or red, please.
Speaker2: Black or red. Be specific.
Speaker1: Well, I'm just saying. Alright, so this is a great place to...
Speaker3: We're out of time because we've been babbling
Speaker1: about harems. About harems.
Speaker3: Because why not fantasize?
Speaker1: It's like hitting the lottery. See, a game bang turns
Speaker3: into a harem. There you go.
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