Krazy Truth #45 The mandatory Blow Job

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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy. We don't have any sponsors tonight because we're doing a special fucking show. Surprise. Anywho, this is a special show because it's an anniversary today. It is. It is. Now, when you guys hear this, it'll be two weeks after our anniversary. But it's the anniversary of our top secret super cool crazy casbah facebook page so it is it is two years today that we that we started this little adventure and we're almost 3 000 members strong and growing every single day like a boss yes are we sure that other cameras working it is it says record i'm I can't see that. Okay, perfect. So, anyways, I am your host with the most. I am Cole, and I'm here with the lovely, lovely Miss Amanda. Hey. Awesome. And away we go. Why, yes. Yes, we are. All right, so we're going to start with something like we normally do, a sex story, and this is an exciting sex story. Okay? And here's why this is an an exciting sex story look a lot of times when we're finding sex stories they come from some like weird places like weird outlets weird news sources whatever okay this is mainstream shit this is actually from this is from newsweek okay okay so this is this is legitimate a sex story on newsweek on newsweek and this was in the tech tech and science department this came out on their uh uh in in a january issue so this is pretty cool i want to read this to you guys a little bit so what this is okay we've had stories about those sex robots right yes all right so we know that they're here they're now there's guys there's gals they can do all kinds of stuff right they can they can sense emotions they can be your cuddle buddies they can if they get bored you have to turn them on or they'll shut off remember that cuddle with a robot hey baby really medley so it wouldn't be a soft cuddly well they don't just have like they're not like the terminator without skin i mean they've got squishy parts i mean i don't know if you can get a fat one i don't know get one like me a big old man dad bob dad bod bob what dad bod anyway so okay so we know and these are things they can do a lot of shit that they couldn't do right so okay so we all know now here's the thing there's been a big push about cyber uh and robotic uh laws and rules that have to be in place because obviously robots are not just used for sex weird uh and so the safety concerns uh of those right right so like you have the ones that are like welders and stuff like that and their concern is if someone takes control a hacker takes control of these they can do all kinds of damage and have issues right well a cyber expert in the uk has warned that there is this is the same issue that you could have with sex robots that sex robots if a hacker were to get into us get a hold of a sex robot or be able to hack into a sex robot they would actually be able to take and program it to do harm so think about this for a minute because they say you know these things are over 200 pounds they have moving parts hands and hands fingers toes mouths okay so they could actually be taken and made to do damage to somebody We'll be right back. pounds they have moving parts hands hands fingers toes mouths okay so they could actually be taken and made to do damage to somebody no go ahead well no you want to say something i can i can no i'm just thinking on the aspect of of what sound guy said earlier about when they have to be connected to a network and but i guess to a degree they would need to be somehow hook up to network because they're going to have to update no no here's the thing that's a that's a very rational thought that's what do you think but in november they have already found that there were problems with bluetooth technology that a hacker was actually able to access at a remote location a sex toy a butt plug that was using bluetooth technology and control it so there's already so it's not even something that has to be taken and be in the in the form of like what we think that's really tied in now this thing goes on a little bit and it looks at the longer range of the longer range of concerns as well which is they say as there's more and more it will be more thought technology again this is the techie side which we all know me that's kind of like you know okay but the that as there's more thought controlled items and things like that that another concern they have with them is is that if you have if i've given you the gift of a sex robot a sex call and uh and all of a sudden i'm like pissed off at you one day and i'm having like mean thoughts that all of a sudden the robot could pick up on it and i didn't even mean to but it's just gonna assume the feeling that i want you to kick your ass and all of a sudden the robot starts kicking your ass that's for down the road but they do they actually uh okay whatever bluetooth fuck off so anyway still it's the fact that you know what the more important part of that is though sound guy because you'll agree this is a butt plug was went rampant somebody lost control of a butt plug i probably thought we just had a malfunction harder faster let's speed this fucker up was halfway up there and big and their large intestines before they got it stopped i don't think that wasn't supposed to go all the way in no well you never know so anyway so there you go hey so keep keep that in mind uh. You know, the one thing we sure would hate to see is that if you're the first person that gets killed or mutilated by a sex doll, I promise you will be on the crazy truth. I will make sure you will be the story of the year of that. So yeah, there you go. I couldn't find the butt plug to get you. I thought we'll be able to find one of those and see how that works out. I'm good. Oh, my God, what happened to you? My butt plug got controlled by my neighbor. The kid thought it was a video game. He thought he was playing Astroids. Well, think of the ones that insert that are controlled by Bluetooth by phone and whatnot yeah the ones that man if you could hack in and have you could have like thousands of women orgasming all over the country at once you'd have to know when they were using it but i guess it would be signaled when it got turned on look you don't actually have to know where all the fish are in the ocean that's why they make big nets you just don't don't have a bugger out there and see what you catch. That'd be funny at your job. You fire that up, and all of a sudden, all these chicks at work are just like, I work in a quiet office. They're going to hear buzzing. We were going to try that one, but it didn't go far enough distance. It made noise. Excuse me, Miss Amanda your cooter's vibrating what's that noise it's an alarm i don't know i don't know what that noise is i gotta go to the bathroom i've been trying to figure that out myself the doctor says it should be removed in a week or so all right so there you go weird sex story so uh yeah so back to the other anniversary today Two years. So March 17th. What? Uh-huh. Yeah. so there you go weird sex story so yeah so back to the other anniversary today two years so March 17th what uh huh yeah I don't know what he meant what he said I don't write it on the phone for me okay so even though this is going to come out after our anniversary so yeah two years almost 3,000 people we've got people all across the country every single state and oh yeah hey oh, yeah, hey, by the way, it's episode 13 of the new, of 2020, 19, season two. 2020. Oh, my God, you're jumping ears. Day drinking. So, anyway, so, yeah, we have people in eight countries now. We have people in all 50 states. And we are growing daily. Yep. So if you want to be a member of the crazy casbahs uh or if you're a kinkster and you want to be a member of our special alt casbah which is for our kinkster friends uh you can email us at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com and we'll get you hooked up yepers all right let's get on with the show shall we we shall are there people watching us do they know we're live they do know we're live sweet are they saying anything uh-huh okay perfect there you go so people are talking stuff words things all right so uh the first question comes to us from michelle uh okay uh comes to us from michelle and michelle is out of uh california california yay and anyway so the question that she had for us was do you always have to do oral sex when you have sex now so i reached out to michelle because i want to know if it's just like are you talking like your daily driver's type sex or are you talking about swinger sex? And her question was both. And so then my next thought was why? Because her and her significant other earned a discussion about whether or not a blowjob is required for sex. And go. Now I've seen that air doesn't work well it's never required no and there's some people that will not do it the first time well yeah that's right so okay so let's take let's break this down in swinger sex right category a and daily sex category b okay Okay. In sw sex it should be required no i'm just kidding it no it's well i mean let's face it swinger sex follows a script right not necessarily it doesn't have to but a lot of times it does there's a comfort level you've seen it on porn so you go ahead and do it again in person but no is it required? No. Some people don't like to perform oral sex. No. Some people just absolutely won't. Maybe it's too intimate. Maybe it's, you know. Might be one of their rules. They had a bad experience with it. Chugged on a ball. Oh, tell about your first swinger blowjob experience. Or maybe some chick thought her mouth was a fucking blender and thought you were supposed to she thought sucking dick was actually chewing dick so you know god that hurts so bad fucking bitch anyway so yeah it was a little rough yeah it was real rough and then she was yanking on it really bad yeah and then yeah she was trying to cut it open and rip it off it was awesome it was like fucking getting a blowjob from a shark it was perfect one more could you ask for it uh so there are some people no you don't have to have it no you know and now and then there's some people concerns with with safety with it yes but they don't want it they don't want to use you know the regular condoms and and dental lambs and things like that and they'd rather not do it so okay so it doesn't have to but you might want to like mention it or you might want to be the aggressor okay if you're the female and you don't suck dick if it's not one of your rules it's just you don't suck dick you kind of need to be the aggressor because most guys in a swinger situation assume that the order of the like the itinerary for the evening is gonna be like uh we make out she sucks my dick i like her pussy then we fuck right so if you go off that script you watch porn too much right yes i do so you can kind of if you go off scripting you kind of throw you for a loop right right now there's Now, if the girls are by, if it's a couple, it's the girls make out. The girls start eating each other out. Then the girls suck dick. Then you don't even have to really get to a licking pussy because the girls already took to it. Then you start to fuck. That's kind of the script.
Speaker2: No, usually guys can't control themselves if two girls are going at it.
Speaker1: Well, yeah, yeah.
Speaker2: And it goes straight to sex.
Speaker1: Ah, you can get a blowjob in there somewhere a passing lick everybody does it different but still so if you know but you have to communicate that right right because if you don't all of a sudden you're going to be like if the guy sits down on the bed and you don't start digging you don't study the thing and you're like taking your breath and all of a sudden you turn around you're gonna be slapped in the face with a boner possibly boing so so you want to communicate a little bit well yes okay so the key is no there's no set the first time you hooked up with somebody that didn't suck dick the first threw me for a fucking time around threw me for she didn't come out and announce it no she didn't but if i was out of all kind of out of sorts after that remember because even when i came home i was like well then it's like it's like my dick wasn't ready yet it was no seriously don't you remember i had some issues getting up because it was like it was taken all out of order so i did we were relatively new in the lifestyle so i was like but but you're supposed to be sucking my dick now i mean i didn't say that i mean i'm like but wait a minute where's the dick sucking but still you it kind of threw me off yeah a little bit because it's like well we're right to the fucking part which is kind of weird when you think back to you first start getting a lifestyle you first had sex like when you lost your virginity you were like couldn't wait to get to the fucking part and now i shouldn't stand there naked as an adult man going well weren't you gonna suck my dick a little bit first all of a sudden it became like all i'm like okay but everybody's different i didn't suck dick until yours that's right that's right and now and i didn't know how no and now you're you're and i was told to watch porn because obviously i was bad at it. But now you're awesome at it. Now we're ready to offer seminars. I'm telling you what, I've yet to see a dick that you haven't been able to suck. So, all the way through. So, yeah, I mean, it's one of those things. So, okay, read some comments. What are some people saying? I like like oral i'm not a fan of eating pussy um it turns me on wait a minute wait stop what oral sex turn someone on well you know it's almost a a given if a guy's having issues well yeah because you know that's gonna and there's less chance of a fire with their seriously there's way less chance of a fire or injury if a guy's not good enough and you just start stroking it faster and faster and faster sparks are gonna come out and if they're not shaved well that's like a little pile of lint right there that just went boom and all of a sudden now you out of your hands. Plus, if you use all your shoulder strength, jacking them off, how are you going to be able to do doggy later? Think that through. My arm's tired. It's too tight. I can't do anything else with it. I'm just saying. So, yes, it is a good way of guys having problems. Sorry, that was the alarm on my phone. I have it set for 7.45. You know what? That alarm means it's time for a prize. Hey, let's take a quick minute and say to anybody out there, right now the next person that takes and sends us a good comment, we'll read it on the air. There you go. Okay. And the next comment is... Some people are getting off.
Speaker2: Atta boy Cole for advocating for job, for bio job, blow jobs. I don't have glasses on. Give me a break.
Speaker1: And Miss Amanda needs her readers tonight.
Speaker2: And sometimes a blow job is needed to get a tight guy totally hard.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker2: We knew that.
Speaker1: It's a great way to start. Now, I'm not saying you have to have blowjobs. It kind of breaks the ice. It does. You know, before you know each other well enough to actually talk to each other, it's kind of a good thing to do. It's a lot easier to talk to people after the fact that you've had to sit there and you've had a dick in your mouth. It's pretty easy to ask questions about their family and stuff like that. You know what I mean? So, I mean, you know, so you have kids, you have dogs, you know, but you've already had their dick in your mouth. Good God. No, I meant break the ice so you know it's going to happen. Look, man, if you're to that point. Yeah, yeah. Hey, when the woman has to initiate everything because of the whole me too crap that we went through last week that's right yes yes it's a sign that i want to fuck here let me suck your dick and let's get to it here's the deal if i'm willing to put it in my mouth i probably go ahead and want it in my vagina at some point in time yes that's a pretty good yes i'll give you that okay so that's swinger six but again it's not required. And just like I think somebody said, not every guy's into eating pussy. Right. So, and here's the thing. I'm going to throw this out here to our male listeners. Remember, it's not polite to require one if you're not going to give back the other. Right. Now, it's okay if the girl wants to. Like, get a couple shots and you you find something long and hard it's going in your mouth it's kind of like a toddler thing i mean i quit putting it in your mouth i mean i quit putting that in your mouth okay i mean it's kind of something along those lines right you no i'm just saying i'm joking no you're not but you but you like to suck dick you like to do oral when you're drunk yes yes it is what it is okay so there's no problem with that so so if the girl if you don't eat pussy but the girl wants to suck your dick well then go go more power to you right but you can't require a girl to suck dick if you're not gonna eat pussy but it's hard for anybody to get me off oral it's hard for any guy to get any girl off with oral you have to everybody likes it different yeah okay here's the deal total off the subject here for just a quick second look if you can't take an and if your hot button moves right if it shifts look my dick is only going to move so far it's easily catchable the bottom line it goes, it goes in your mouth. It's going to work. But if I have to chase, like, it's like a cat with a laser. Eating pussy is like a cat with a laser. You are trying to chase the clit around all over the place. And the more you slobber on it, the slicker it gets. Maybe we're moving to where we like it. Maybe you are. Maybe you're not telling us that. Maybe so then we don't know't know so we think we're trying to move we think okay for you once you figured out how to suck dick right okay let me ask you something and all the other dicks you suck since you figured out how to suck my dick I'm such a whore no no no no have you had to change how you suck dick for other people no you know how to suck a dick you know how to suck pretty much all the dicks right okay when you know how to eat one pussy don't mean shit for the next girl showing up okay it is what it is so remember that ladies it's not like it soft some like it hard some like it above the clit some like it below the clit some people want fingering some people want fist some people need to have a bear trap on there some people need to pinch a titty there's all kinds of different stuff so bear with us we're trying we want to learn it all i swear to god we do yeah okay so okay so that's swinger that's swinger sex let's talk about just regular you know down home just you and me blinking regular sex okay not on show sex is oral sex a requirement no to you now well why not why are you more apt to suck a swinger situation than you are is it really um a requirement for me or is it a requirement for you uh because you make it sound like i require that i physically give you a blowjob to have sex okay no no no this makes me sound that's how you worded it okay so it's like do i require a blowjob before sex no i don't require one okay in fact i'd rather just get to the sex okay let me all right let me backtrack then your why are women more apt to suck dick in a swinger situation versus at home with hubby or significant other why why does it take more work to i mean because you do sometimes sometimes you do some and sometimes i'm like a dragging your head over there sometimes you're like a dropping your head over there on your own it just just kind of varies. Well, you have to keep the variety there.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker1: But at no point in time does somebody ever, I've never had a situation in all years in the lifestyle that I've had to go, hey, Amanda, Amanda, suck his dick.
Speaker3: What are you doing?
Speaker1: You're sitting there lost.
Speaker3: Suck his dick.
Speaker1: I haven't had to do that. You just start in doing it.
Speaker2: Well, I think there's one time you were like.
Speaker1: No, but that was before to get to the other good part. But seriously, so why, you know, what's the difference? I think it's to get it started. So basically, it's like. It's a way for us to make the initiative of let's go. It's for special events. There's been times I've been at events that there wasn't any oral involved. Okay, wait, but i think i've got the perfect analogy for this i think i figured it out okay so this is like there's the regular dishes you use on a daily basis and then there's the special holiday dishes that you get out for company so a blow job although every now and then during the year for no particular reason you'll get out the special dishes to make it a fun, unique evening, most of the time you just use the regular dishes. But on holidays, you always get out the special ones. So swinger events are special holiday dishes. Sure. Does that not make sense? It makes sense that's what it is so no okay to answer your question michelle no your sneaker should not ever it should never be required no sex is supposed to be fun and even sex look if granted swinging is supposed to enhance your sex life okay but it doesn't mean that your your regular sex life has to absolutely 100 mimic it hasn't doesn't have to follow a script no no sex does no no no sex does but it helps just kidding no no sex does yeah kind of you know kind of some some sex does require a script seriously we'll think this too man you get 40 people there like and everybody fuck. You're going to have, you have to have somebody directing traffic a little bit. Someone's going to lose an eye. What's going to happen is everybody's fucking. All of a sudden, somebody realizes they're fucking somebody's ear. That's not a vagina at all. That's an ear. Well, oh my God. I'm just saying, sometimes it helps to have a script. I guess so. That's awesome. I don't care what anybody says. Anyways, no. But to answer your question, sex is supposed to be fun. Even your home sex, even though the lifestyle is supposed to enhance your sexual life at home, it doesn't mean that you have to mimic porn at home. Even porn stars still like do a missionary sadly enough and i hate to use this
Speaker2: as a as a reference whatsoever but sadly enough my mother had the best advice she goes you have to keep the variety in the bedroom you have to change things up a bit and you have to make it a keep a variety to keep
Speaker1: Thank you. You have to keep the variety in the bedroom. You have to change things up a bit and you have to make it a keep a variety to keep them interested. Wouldn't she be so proud right now? I don't know if that's exactly what she had. And when you're 21, you're like, oh God, please don't. Yeah. Well, no. And, but you have, see, that's why we swing for different reasons because literally we we we always have it's always been fun it's always been we try new things although when you start trying something new here's a late injuries no shit and we go to the emergency room no but sometimes when you find something new like it's new and then you do it and it's like oh hey that was fun and all of a sudden like three months later you're funny you do it every single time yeah and it's not new and we're like, well, that's fucking, you know, that's boring. What the hell?
Speaker3: Yeah, I don't know. and all of a sudden like three months later you're funny you do it every single time yeah and it's not new anymore you're like well that's fucking
Speaker1: you know that's boring what the hell yeah I don't know
Speaker2: you want to try something new
Speaker1: well what are you talking
Speaker3: what are you thinking
Speaker1: I don't know it's going to be the greatest YouTube video ever hey we'll chat to the sound guy
Speaker3: for sure
Speaker1: this on this one
Speaker3: oh god
Speaker2: that would just scar him for life
Speaker1: he doesn't even listen
Speaker2: that's why he's glued to his phone
Speaker3: you know what he doesn't even listen
Speaker1: this is awesome we have absolutely zero adult supervision right now Thank you. We'll chat to the sound guy for sure. This one, this one. Oh, God. That would just scar me for life. He doesn't even listen. That's why he's glued to his phone. You know what? He doesn't even listen. This is awesome. We have absolutely zero adult supervision right now. Perfect. I don't know if I'd go that far. What could possibly go wrong? What? All right. Anywho. Yeah, so no. But just, again, have fun. But you do need to communicate. Yes. Now, the other thing i would say to michelle one other thing i would say to her okay if if your significant other is squawking about how much other people are getting uh blowjobs and he's not then you might want to keep that in mind because that could start to become like that little bit of piece of sand that turns into a beautiful pearl someday, i.e. a huge problem. So if it's something that's coming up. If he keeps mentioning it, maybe he's lacking some attention. Right, or he feels like he's lacking some attention. He may not really be, but then it needs to be something that's addressed. I mean, we laugh and joke about this kind of stuff, but a lot of times these type of questions can actually be signs of a future much bigger bigger problem that that could be coming you do that all the time and you don't do that with me yeah exactly it's like oh yeah hey that was awesome i don't have to watch you anymore yeah it looks like fun i mean it seems like such a great idea well and it becomes a challenge because here's the thing not everybody in the lifestyle is going to be as good at certain skills as others no so you're gonna have somebody that you know i i would put your blowjobs up there as one of the best blowjobs out there and i'm not just saying it because we're married and and I'm happy. It's not in the design. Okay, but some people are really good at it. Some people, that's not their forte. Some people, it's like the one commercial. Heck, heck. You know, it's like, oh, hey, that was great. And just because somebody tells you it's good, doesn't mean it's really good. Okay, so it's the same type of thing. So, you know, if it's not your forte or whatever, that even if... There are some guys that like it teethy. What? I read that somewhere. Really? Yeah. Well, no, I don't think to that extent, like soft scrapes and stuff. Which page was that on? Was that on the old Casbah or the kinky? I think it was on ours. I'm pretty sure that's a fetish. It was talking about blowjobs and teeth,
Speaker2: and someone commented, well, I kind of like a little bit of teeth, just light scraping type of thing.
Speaker1: Well, I mean, that makes sense.
Speaker2: Everybody's into something different.
Speaker1: Everybody likes it a little bit different. I mean, it is what it is. But the thing is, so I guess my thing is, don't assume just because, like, if we're out, we go play every weekend. Okay. Hold hold on let's imagine that for a second all right anyway so we we go play every weekend you go well you you get your dick sucked every weekend it doesn't mean they're as good at it and it's not the same as if you do it true so you have to keep that in mind and that's and that's the same for eating a girl out just because you get eaten out every time you go out doesn't mean that they're gonna know how to do it you're i have a hard time or can very can't hardly get you off that way i have a hard time 26 years together and i have a hard time being able to do that so some dude that's known you for a week on the internet probably doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell of actually being able to get you off that way.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker1: So understand, guys, that when she goes, yeah, well, it's not the same. It's not the same as you do it. Well, you want her to suck your dick, and she's going to deal with the same thing, get down there and fucking give it to her the way she likes it.
Speaker4: Mm-hmm.
Speaker3: Blah. Wow.
Speaker4: All right.
Speaker1: Thank you. get down there and fucking give it to her the way she likes it wow all right interesting awesome okay so we're gonna take a quick second here and we're gonna going to uh take a break and again we're not this is a no sponsor show because this is our uh crazy casbah anniversary edition so uh we just want to thank our all of our listeners and all of our members of our Crazy Casbah. You're what makes us great and what makes us grow. So we'll be right back. All right, you're going to want to make sure you go visit our YouTube channel and subscribe. We've got some exciting new features getting ready to roll out, and you're going to want to be a part of those. So go to www.youtube.com backslash C backslash Kazba K-A-S-B-H. And if you like what you hear, visit our Patreon www.patreon.com backslash crazy K-R-A-Z-Y Kazba K-A-S-B-H. And you can also follow us on Twitter. That'd be at truth crazy you can follow us on instagram Instagram at Crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y underscore Kazba, K-A-S-B-H. Don't forget to sign up on our YouTube or on our Facebook page, which would be Crazy Truth. And you can always send us emails. We love your emails at Crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. And don't forget, everybody needs some Crazy Truth merch.
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Speaker2: He wants to start.
Speaker3: Stop.
Speaker1: Welcome back.
Speaker3: Okay. And so we are back second half of the show look at us go now i'm rhyming all over the place today that's scary yeah i've been drinking okay you have not you're right i've been mainlining coke all right so so uh why do you think i wear the suit coat can't see track marks in you're a dork i know i am all right so you said snorting and then you said track marks it really doesn't you know what it just that's how you know you're high when you're snorting the whole needle up you know it's weird then holy fucking shit my brain it hurts uh okay so we're back so we have another question are we really and i kind of i handpicked the questions not even gonna lie no way it's an anniversary show i'm like well you know what fuck it i'm just gonna pick the ones that are see if we can make some people squirm oh god i wonder who i'm trying to make squirm the most oh i wonder all. So this question comes from Bob.
Speaker1: It's not his real name. I know. He said, can you call me Bob? And I'm like, sure, Robert. Sure, I can call you whatever you want. Bob is from the East Coast. Okay. Okay. So you know it's a good question. They don't want to give me the estates. They don't want to use their real names. Bob wants to know, why are women in the lifestyle so hesitant to do anal sex? I'm like, okay. And I go, well, how often have you tried it? He goes, I always want to have anal sex. And I can never find a woman that wants to have anal sex in the lifestyle. I'm like, you know what? That is an excellent question. And go. No, okay.
Speaker2: And go, so you turn it over to me.
Speaker3: Fantastic.
Speaker1: I know why I don't have anal sex in the lifestyle.
Speaker3: Why?
Speaker1: Because I don't have anal sex outside of the lifestyle. I'm not.
Speaker2: That's not true.
Speaker1: No, I mean, well, let me rephrase that. I would would be i'm not a bottom so i would be considered a top and so yes with you i have anal sex but i don't have anal sex with other women we don't do it that often no we don't usually i'm really drunk and don't put it out there like that that'll look it's totally like we sign a consent waiver before we ever even start we go out drinking, there's a standing consent order that says there's a distinct possibility. If I go fuck me in the ass, that means fuck me in the ass. We know some people that's all they want. Yeah, which is whatever. That's what they're into. So. Yeah, Bob's not looking in the right spot. But I will agree that it is harder to find women in the lifestyle that are open especially on like a first time okay pause okay pause how many times have guys asked to do it i don't know i'm usually fucking their wives at that time so you tell me i haven't had a guy ever ask me if i they can do anal you've never had a guy ask you no no well yes you have you've never had a guy ask you in the heat of the moment I've had a guy joke around about it but I just took it at face value and just kind of you've it's an anniversary show that makes it okay burp no but you okay but leading up to you've chatted with people and you've one people go the number one stupidest one but what are you into and you've always said you're not an anal so a lot of times that's taken care of in advance right well a lot of times girls aren't gonna go yeah i'm into it and that's all i want and then they see the size of the dick and they go fuck no that's not's not going in there. I'm sorry, this is not a bad holder. Seal killer, seal killer. No, well, no, I think there's other, I think that it's, okay. I think that when you're new in the lifestyle, anal can be a little more intimidating.
Speaker3: Yes.
Speaker1: The concept of anal sex can be a little more intimidating because some couples, and not every couple, I mean, we didn't take some scientific poll on this. Remember, these are merely our opinions. We're not speaking for the public. But like in our own personal relationship, it was years, years and years and years before we ever did anal sex. I mean, it was years. So there's more of a trust issue with that and i think you you see that on on the page i guarantee our page is going to light up on this one so i but you see that on the page too a lot where people are like only with select people only with my husband or only with whatever when it comes to you know sex which is not necessarily a bad thing because i i i would be interested to see if you could take a poll how many people would be more apt on a second or third meetup to have anal sex versus how many people would be willing to have anal sex on a on the first meetup well let's see we were at one house party where one gal totally was like well the, the guy started fucking me and hit the wrong hole. And I was like, okay, whatever. And I'm like, I don't know if I would have gone there. But I, you know, some people say it's a hard limit. Right, right, exactly. I just don't, I don't know. I'd much rather, I used to not not get off on it so it did nothing for me right so why would i want to take away from the orgasm that's what i was there for well and that's true and that's one of the things that andy says yes it's a hard limit for them as a couple they only they share everything else but that's strictly with them and but they also know other couples that's what they're primarily into i i think that i can say as a guy from a guy's standpoint maybe this makes me a chauvinistic pig i don't fucking know could be but i would be bitch i i would be okay if we're playing with another couple and you're gonna let him give it to you in the ass i would be very tentative all right i i there's no way in hell i'd be focusing on what i was supposed to be doing because i would be concerned that if it started to hurt if there was a problem or whatever that if you said stop then it's like no no you just you know don't worry it'll be all right type you know that type of thing so i would totally which is really i mean to a degree somebody would say well how is that my right it's your ass it's not mine but i did let one guy yeah well that was because of a bet that you made But yeah anyway but i knew him really well so i wasn't right concerned well and that's it and and we had hooked up with that couple at least three or four other times yeah so there was a complete there was a complete trust factor there doesn't there have to be more of a trust factor than there would be for me do you think that's okay do you think the majority of women feel that way or not i mean granted this is unscientific as fuck we understand that but i don't know i would think so it's not to me when it comes to sex it's not that common everybody would rather do the norm do the norm the norm well it's but they're getting i mean if i'm gonna do let anybody do anal that i'd have already had a dp well yeah yeah and i know and that's that's on on somebody's bucket list i don't know who is but we're gonna say somebody's bucket list but okay the thing is is i think it'd be interesting to hear what guys say because as a guy yes there's a sense of power or whatever that goes with anal sex and yet i i can totally understand it's like how i would want it with somebody else is different than the rules i want with you so and that's not fair so you have to have the rules same across the board you know i would never to me i would have a hard time ever asking a girl if i could fuck her in the ass uh especially if she was married without really making sure that that was really okay on both sides right there in the he is i've never been asked no no you haven't no and and no one's ever assumed which is wise because if you just assume uh at least speaking for miss amanda if you just assume with miss amanda you just go to try to buck and now you're on doggy style and you go wrong hole or an accidental slip there's a difference between an accidental slip and just disregarding but having worn a dildo i know how hard it is to find right yeah see but there's a difference between just a tip oops oh my god i'm sorry and purposely going Thank you. But having worn a dildo, I know how hard it is to find. Right. See?
Speaker3: But there's a difference between just a tip, oops, oh, my God, I'm sorry, and purposely going for it. And I can safely say any guys that just, if they try to just go for it against your wishes, yeah.
Speaker1: Haven't we heard that somewhere? They won't have to worry about me. Because, man, you'll spin on that. They'll be dead. This is what it it is they'll be dead before anything happens i think the other thing when it comes to anal sex and i've seen this and heard this a little bit on other pages and other groups is there is more of a concern safety concern uh stds things along those lines i mean okay let's face it were a lot of us are children of the 80s right so uh we were horribly misinformed when we were kids when like the aids epidemic first started right uh the world was horribly misinformed and and it was told that that was that was only you know homosexual guys got that was that was a gay disease right right and so and it wasn't even it wasn't gay and lesbian it was only gays only gay guys right and now we all know that's bullshit now right so but there is still we also know and and unless you're a complete and total tool bag you do know that there is more chances for ripping and tearing and things like that in when you have anal sex that that can cause open open wounds now granted the reality of it is not everybody not everybody plays with condoms okay so some do some don't whatever and we also know that condoms don't protect you from everything so i think there's some fear sometimes that go that goes with that with the answer that there's an added risk factor just like i think that's part of the reason why there's the the very unnecessary fear of and this is off topic but it somewhat applies where you know bisexual women in the lifestyle everybody's like yay whoo whoo bisexual guys and this is off topic but it somewhat applies where you know bisexual women in the lifestyle everybody's like yay whoo bisexual guys were like ah no wait no no no and there's more of a fear because of again there's that misconception of the higher risk with anal sex sad thing is we're all product of our environment whatever and even though we know now the truth there and there's still things that you can do to protect yourself accordingly and it can be just as safe with whether it's with a bi guy or whether it's you know uh with just a partner whatever the case may be but you you do have to be somewhat smart isn't it funny how anymore a lot of this shit ties into the fact of like drunken stupid sex can be a real problem so drunken stupid anal sex can fuck somebody up really bad yeah and not not only like physically hurt them but when do a lot of people that if they're always condoms when there's a lot of times that that gets thrown to the wind yeah a lot dr and stupid sex so if that ties all in together you can see how that like can present a multitude of of problems i don't know it's just it's just weird because it is it is uh it is unfair like on the well like with bisexual males and stuff that there's there's a fear that's attached with it with it but it you know we're growing so we got a comment read that one or you want me to read that one um no it's he doesn't ask for anal sex because his wife doesn't like it or allow it okay and that's awesome he goes and if you ask me there are a lot more things that women have to offer that men prefer okay that's awesome that kicks ass yeah that kicks it okay number one okay this this guy on our page again if you don't know we got the it's our anniversary edition of our secret casbah crazy casbah page and uh this is one of our members so number one that comment kicks ass for a couple of reasons number one there we talk about respect in the lifestyle right so So right there is the epitome of respect. His wife doesn't enjoy it. So it's not something that if they're going to swing as a couple or swap as a couple, dude A is not going to get to do that to his wife. So why should he get to do it with the other person's wife? Well, he just doesn't ask. Well, he doesn't ask. But, I mean, if his wife doesn't enjoy it, it makes sense. By the same token, then, when you have, and I think he's right, there are a lot of other things that women enjoy. And here's the thing. A lot of women dig anal sex. Look, it's not like you're just fucking a void there. There is an erogenous zone there. It is what it is. So there are some kick ass but if it's really like if it's kind of like you know item 12 on the bucket list of things that are fun to do well fuck why waste your time with that hit the other ones that are a little hotter and a little a little more you know are exciting and whatever i'd rather have an orgy than anal sex any day of the week well there you go just just saying I'm kind of weird that way. Buffet. You know. Imagine that.
Speaker3: Really.
Speaker1: Surprise. week well there you go just just saying i'm kind of weird that way buffet uh you know really surprise yeah oh i fucked it up i touched it keep doing god damn it every time i touch it uh oh yeah yeah sorry about that all right sorry that's got better fun you need to like text her when you were going on so she knows when to tune in you know keep people guessing keep people on their toes it's what i it's what i do uh yeah so anyway so that was a great question uh but you know why we're right there i i want to talk a little bit more even though just because it really i've seen this a lot recently it's becoming more and more of an issue again it's back to the bisexual guy thing and the reason why i want to talk about this this is this is like you're starting to see okay so in the lifestyle there's this big push that all single males are pieces of shit right and we've debunked that myth right we we here at casbah at the crazy truth we are actively we actively seek out to destroy bullshit stupid myths about the lifestyle okay because we'll say what what maybe other people don't want to say because we don't fucking care all right so uh and we actively defeated that so another one is is the bisexual males and the reason what i've seen is is that a lot of times, and we have people come to us all the time, is there a separate group that's where we can say that we're bisexual? There's a lot of guys out there, and I'm part of lots of couples, that are actually pretty fucking afraid to put out there that they're bi-curious or that they're bisexual because just like a lot of couples lie through their fucking teeth that say the girl is bi when she's not to get more action, they're afraid if they put that out there that then in turn what will happen is they will get less responses. Okay, so let's have just a quick little lesson lesson here sex lesson for just a quick second okay okay all right so if you're a straight male or a straight female okay okay and you go into a known uh or a establishment a bar that is primarily catersers to the gay and lesbian lifestyle. So you're going into a gay bar, right? When you walk in and you're a guy, all these gay guys are going to come up and start groping you. It doesn't work like that. They're pretty damn good that they spot whether or not you're gay or not now you may have a guy come up and hit on you and let me tell you what i'm straight that's a hell of a compliment okay and all you have to say is hey i'm straight oh hey okay and it's never a problem right same if you're a're a woman. I've had it happen. You've had it happen, exactly. I was only like 18. At that time, you didn't realize yet, and you're like, nope, no problem. Now, you're like, yep, come on, let's go. That one, no, I probably wouldn't have. You know what I mean, but again. She was a little too masculine for me. You're not going to be, no one's forcing anything on you. No. That's not how this works. Guys, girls, just because a guy is part of a couple, or maybe even a single, and they are bi-curious, does not mean that any time they get around a penis, that they're just going to be like, oh, my God glug and choking on and grabbing it that's not how this shit works okay that's not how this shit works at all it doesn't mean they're gonna try to sneak around so that the swords can cross oh accidental point point no that's not how works, okay? It's irrational to take and judge whether or not you will or will not hook up with somebody because of things they might be into. Now, let me put an asterisk by this. If you are a couple that he is bisexual or she is bisexual and you don't play safely, I'll see you next time. are a couple that he is bisexual or she is bisexual and you don't play safely that can cause an issue right that can cause an issue if you're both straight if you don't play safely okay that that you know but if it's known that that's going to be a little more of a situation okay but again either way if you don't play safe that can can be a problem but there's this miss this misunderstanding of what when a guy is is bicarious bisexual now i'm willing to say this because again we tell everything whether it's a crazy truth right so that means if we're going to be honest we have to be honest honest okay and we have to be honest and go there was a time when we got into the lifestyle seven eight years ago whatever it was we were guilty of that we were guilty of of if if the guy if on the profile if it said that the the guy was bi-curious or bisexual that was an instant no and there why were we that way were we being douchebags were being dicks were being no what we were being was uneducated right because we didn't understand we didn't we didn't grasp the we had that irrational fear that oh my god if you play with them then you're gonna have a higher risk of getting something you're gonna have you know a higher there was gonna be more danger with it is he really gonna be focused on her is or is he gonna try something is he gonna want more than than just a couple swap that was a fear an irrational fear that i had mine was more it wasn't a fear but you have a preference on the type of guy that you like and when you think of the stereotypes that go with it they're a little bit more i wouldn't say effeminate but somewhat right right i like the manly man right and here's the thing And what's so, so... Shut up, sound guy. What is so great about this is... Okay, this is about having an open, honest dialogue here. The reality is, and you said it best, the stereotype. But we didn't know. We were vanilla. We didn't... We didn't have anybody to walk us through shit. Yeah, we didn't know anybody. So we was fumbling our way. We didn't know who was bisexual and who wasn bisexual and who wasn't yeah we didn't know we didn't know there are other people in our regular lives that we that were bisexual or not we didn't know but then we learned right and then and then so in in the cool thing about today's world and with things like facebook and the different websites and the different things out there on social media you can overcome those irrational fears. Now, look. Everything. websites and the different things out there on social media you can overcome those irrational fears now look everybody is not everybody else's cup of tea right i mean we know that that's just a reality part of it so if you're the bi couple or you're the the guy that's bisexual or bi curious don't get all again you know worked up if somebody doesn't want to hook up with you and go well it's just because i said i was bi not necessarily right if you're running into people like us which we're experienced swingers we're about personality okay so don't assume you know and and by the same token you don't have to walk out and hit everybody in the face with a two by four though a two by four going i'm bi you know how about just start off with the normal shit that you want to get to know people like normal? We hooked up with a bi couple. Did he ever come up to you and want to try something? No, not at all. No, and you know what? Not only did we hook up with a couple, we sat around and shot the shit naked for a couple hours and fucked again. And you know what? The whole thing the whole thing with it is is that you know what at no point in time was my penis in any jeopardy no i mean it just it just wasn't so we want to put it out there and we want to hit on this kind of stuff because you know what look the joy of the lifestyle is exploring what you want to explore is who you are, okay? So, damn it, if you're somebody that's not accepting of a couple because the guy is bi or bi-curious, fuck you, you're doing it wrong, okay? You don't have to hook up with them, but you don't have to fucking make it so they can't feel comfortable enough to put what they're interested in. Because you know what? Here's the deal ron white said it best do you want to watch porn with a dude with a small flaccid penis no you want to watch a dude with a big hard cock nailer does that make you gay then go through okay and if you're all right you want to watch two girls go at it whatever and it's okay or it's okay for the girls to list that they're by it's okay for a guy to list that they're by or by curious also all right there you go look at that soapbox fucking anniversary edition fuck yeah man fucking conquer the world tensions dragons shit okay hey with that sound guys getting us the fuck off the air uh so hey yeah again thank you very much to all of our listeners that are crazy CASBA fans and on our pages, Kinky CASBA, or it's Alt CASBA, the Crazy Truth. Hey, if you want to be part of those pages, please send us an email. We want this page to keep growing. We love you all. Thank you very much for being a part of the monsters. It keeps growing. But until then, doing it the only way I know how and the only fucking way I want to or I ever will. Kazma Style, out.
Speaker2: Bye.