Krazy Truth #44 Got to talk to Play

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Speaker1: hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you do you need a little more slide in your glide would you like to enhance your sexual experience by making the feeling sensual then you need to visit our good friends at spunk lube www.spunklube.com and pick up your bottle today you always have a friend in casbah k-a-s-b-h and the coupon code gets you 10 off of every one of your orders spunk lube hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back again to a special edition not a special edition another edition of crazy truth i am your host with the most i am cole i'm here with the lovely lovely miss amanda hey and we got student studios and we've got rabbit ears and episode episode yeah yeah fuck yeah episode this would be season two episode 12 of season two which on the youtube channel is actually episode 45 i'm pretty sure you'll have to double check that sound guy okay are we are we up we got stuff going all over the place we're live on our world famous uh crazy casbah facebook page We're live. We're everywhere. So how are you doing today? Good. Horny? Good? Good sex earlier today? Good sex makes for a great show. And your balls don't hurt this night. Yeah, no shit. My nuts don't hurt. But we still fuck good. So just so everybody knows, because we want to make sure everybody's clear on that, because we'd hate to have it. You know, this is really all about our sex case you were wondering just in weird okay so uh what was she sorry oh see we're in a new studio so i'm still getting over there's no smoking thing yeah this is like kicking my ass a little bit so i currently have 17 patches on i actually don't have a coat it's actually a whole big nicotine coat that i wear it just oozes nicotine into my system the whole time that's why i'm so pleasant and fun good god yeah i mix it with awesome all right so dragons everywhere dragons so let's start the show the way we usually start the show shall we we shall all right so obviously sex news kind of weird sex news out there uh so yeah and i don't have my outs so there was a woman in pennsylvania uh apparently she also had a slight history of some narcotics use i know that's weird uh because uh she got uh upset at her husband who was snoring too loudly one night pleased you're not getting ideas off of of this. And cut his dick off. And then shot him. Did that make him breathe better then? Nope. Went ahead and shot him too. So there you go. So if she was going to shoot him, why did she cut his dick off for future she's like that? What I'm thinking is she thought, you know how you like nudge me when I snore? Hey, hey. I think she was trying to see if she cut his dick off if that would like be enough but obviously the yelling just was too much for her to take so she just shot and killed him instead i don't get it yeah that's pretty i think that's so needless to say uh new sponsor of the show will be any type of snoring aids i can possibly get a hold of for me so you don't get any ideas. No, I have no
Speaker2: desire for that, but okay. That's good. I'll go sleep on the couch if you're that annoying.
Speaker3: Really?
Speaker1: I mean, this is like a...
Speaker4: Never mind.
Speaker1: Wow. Make sure you tune in to the YouTube channel for the look that I just got right there. Remember those divorce papers we joked about in season one? Yep, they're real. Here they come. There you go. Yeah, absolutely. So, there you go. So just remember, kids, don't do drugs and don't snore. Or snore, but don't let your girlfriend do drugs. Either way is an acceptable option. And you'll keep your dick intact for a long, long time to come. That just doesn't make sense, but okay. Look, man, if you're in meth, i'm thinking cutting a dick off is the least weird thing you might see over the course of a day it's true i'm just i'm just imagining throw it out there i've never done it i've never tried we should put that on a bucket list what could possibly go wrong what happened i thought i was dropping acid now i'm hooked on meth weird we could have a cooking show then the cast of studios turns into a meth lab all right hey let's go on to a topic shall we sure this is where you're supposed to jump in even the world famous sound guy just totally let me roll because we're in a new studio so he's all enamored with the new studio stuff see i'm gonna point out see we got new soundproofing stuff up all over the place. New lights. We glow differently. We glow different. I'm pretty fucking excited. We're blue. Now I'm a Smurf, too. Yay. I was about to crack a Smurf joke. But I didn't. You did. What wonderful self-restraint you had. I do. Oh, I hate talking to the mic. Okay. That's new, too. The other studio, I just randomly got to talk to.
Speaker3: Did you mark that down to edit that, sound guy? Usually I'm getting yelled at for that shit. Okay. Want to care for a lozenge?
Speaker1: Okay.
Speaker4: He's taking his head yes, like I have any in here.
Speaker3: Look, man, this is a sex pod studio.
Speaker1: We have dildos. We have random weird toys in here, but we don't have lozenges. All right. So, okay. So, I kind of have a weird question. Again, remember how we talked about there's no such thing as a bad question? Okay. Okay. And we're going to stick with that philosophy. Okay. But this one's kind of out there of out there i mean i get it but okay here's it so this question comes to us from jason uh jason is from kansas city kansas city here i come uh okay good steak there good meat all right so uh jason reached out to me he's like he had a had a question. He's relatively new-ish in the lifestyle. Okay. Okay, so new-ish by new-ish, like year, year and a half, right around there. He's recently started dating someone who's met in the lifestyle, experienced lifestyler, like 20-plus years in the lifestyle, okay? Okay. And recently, when they were talking talking about it she has been having less fun once they go out because she is just humor and she finally came out and said she's just not interested she's just not feeling it anyway the quote is not feeling it anymore in the lifestyle okay okay so the question all was, why is she not feeling it anymore? See, notice that pregnant positive there. And so my thing back was like, well, you know, I can't answer that. And he goes, well, why do you think that? Why would somebody all of a sudden after 25 years in it no longer feel the vibe and no longer feel it and want to be in the lifestyle? And he wanted us to answer this question. So where to begin? You want to start with this?
Speaker3: Sure.
Speaker2: It could be a number of different things.
Speaker3: Wait.
Speaker2: I know. What? Either. Get out your prints and papers, and papers kids this is gonna sound really rude and snotty bitch but one she could have uh found what she was looking for her i found it he let's not snotty that would be a compliment down she she found the cock for her sure she found a relationship okay okay or relationship right true b after 20 25 years i don't remember what you said now 25 um maybe she doesn't feel attractive or she feels too old okay all right okay the raisin card Wrinkles
Speaker4: Raisin
Speaker3: Old
Speaker1: Just bear with me
Speaker3: It's funny
Speaker4: Go ahead
Speaker1: Oh my god okay so so she she could not feel it she doesn't feel that she's as attractive anymore to play right okay or she's she could have come to the conclusion that you know maybe after a while you just don't want to. Right. Well, I think there's another option, too. I think there could be D, which is she's Googled it. She's looked through the magazine. She's looked through the books. She's been there, done it all. There's nothing left to do. Is swinging just finding things to check off your bucket list? Well, no. I find certain things you like more than others you keep going back to them but swinging is about finding new things i mean to a degree not necessarily well i mean you find something you're comfortable with you keep going with it until you get bored then you find something new or tired of it well i'm just saying though you reach a point where maybe all the effort it takes to put together to do i i think it's a combination i think look after all this time into it you know here's the deal yeah i've been there i've done that it was fun you know i'm not a young pup anymore or i'm not the same that i was 25 years ago things have changed yeah well that's the other thing the lifestyle has changed and so maybe the the direction the lifestyle is going or the way they things are going on in the uh in the new things is is uh you know not not appealing anymore uh and and you know we're going to comment this is a good comment uh from andy on our world famous crazy castle page maybe she's ready to be monogamous monogamous i can't even say it i don't believe in it so i can't say it monogamous uh so i mean yeah very true she's ready to settle down so to speak it been there done that it was fun I mean, mean we've talked about it we've talked about that there's probably a window somewhere in there you know that we might go you know you keep tilting that and it's going to turn the whole thing oh okay I can't read so I don't have my readers on so you know but we've reached there said there there could be a window for i mean for us and everybody's different i mean hey kudos what i told uh james was number one kudos you guys have found you found each other it's jason or jason i'm sorry i'm losing my fucking mind i'm making him sorry i was fucking close anyways kudos you you found each other through the lifestyle so you know don't necessarily worry about don't necessarily worry about why just roll with it and uh you know and just kind of just kind of grow with it a little bit now he's he's new in the lifestyle so he's still excited to to play and do those things but that becomes in any relationship now it comes down to communication okay because he's all excited so you know we've got another uh barry's comment about you know people not him not paying enough attention to her well if he's all excited about the lifestyle she's at the point she wants people to pay attention to her like the guy she's with to pay attention to her and he's all like I'm in a buffet of sex and so
Speaker2: he's going all over the place. Did you really say buffet? Buffet.
Speaker1: Oui oui. Buffet. It is a buffet of sex. It can be. I mean some some buffets are some now I can't even say it right buffets are better than others. Some buffets have like you know I don't know. I mean, some buffets are better than others. Some buffets have some old fucking meat, a soggy chicken wing, and crabby vegetables on it. And some have a plethora of foods to dive into. So it's like swinger parties. Some swgy old have some some wet saggy meat and a couple yeah and ack vegetables and some others have some just a plethora of foods to join into
Speaker3: Hate mail can be sent to crazy.k-r-a-c-k-o-i.kazba. Please address that to Cole. That's funny shit and you know it. That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker4: No.
Speaker3: No, shut up.
Speaker1: If you are in the live so long enough, you are going to go to a sex party where you just walk in and you're just like oh what in the fuck do we do can we can we just act like we didn't aren't supposed to be here and asking for directions except people know us cool amanda i'm sorry we're lost we were looking for the buffet down the road could you give us directions to the Golden Corral, please? I'm just saying. I mean, it's happened to everybody. Look, I'm going to get blasted for this. I already know this. But I don't care. I'm not going to sugarcoat this shit. Hey, I'll get some new haters from this. This is why I'm a dick with arms. There are some sex parties. He's walking in like, yeah, mm-hmm, whoops. Well, not very hungry for this buffet. We'll stop and get McDonald's on the way home. We've done that before. McDonald's. Well, okay. I guess that's code for a hooker. No, I don't know. I don't like going. Sorry. Cackle just killed us. I didn't mean to. No, I mean, it's not. I'm not. To all the good folks at Mickey D's, I'm not equating you to hookers. I'm just saying, you know, you might just drift off and find some other. If you see something you read, say something out loud, because I can't read it. I don't have my readers on. Because we're old now. It is what it is, and it makes shades in readers for me. I'm just saying. So anyway, so Jason, I certainly hope. Here's the other thing I did say to Jason. I think we all agree, trying to get somewhat back on topic, away from the fast food hookers that we were just speaking of. I think that part of the goal is, though, now that you're in a relationship, and I think this is a challenge for new couples. You have to talk like a couple. You have to communicate with each other. You know, so it's like, dude, that's a question that there's a million reasons why. Her reason could be totally different. Her reason could be like, you know what? We got record-setting snow in the Midwest, and I always swore to myself that if we got that much snow, I'd never fuck anybody else again.
Speaker3: I'll see you next time. be totally different her reason could be like you know what uh we got record-setting snow in the
Speaker1: midwest and i always swore to myself that if we had that much snow i'd never fuck anybody else again i don't know so i know it was a shitty example i'm just trying to give an example we don't know what's in somebody fuck you are really helping me tonight we just don't know what is in somebody else's mind maybe just need a break right exactly give them things a chance to rest
Speaker3: Oh my god. We just don't know what is in somebody else's mind. Maybe you just need a break. Right. Exactly. Gives things a chance to rest.
Speaker1: It's all worn out.
Speaker3: It's tired.
Speaker2: Oh, geez.
Speaker1: It's been beat around. Anyway, so, I mean, it just, you know, but the only way to know for sure is for him to
Speaker3: ask. Yes.
Speaker1: You have to communicate. You know, like what we're doing on this sure is for him to ask. Yes. You, you have to communicate.
Speaker3: You know,
Speaker1: like what we're doing on this show where we're communicating.
Speaker3: Are we? Well, kind of. See,
Speaker1: here's what's really interesting. I wish people could, we need to have like a podcast that goes a whole day with us.
Speaker2: Oh God.
Speaker3: No, seriously.
Speaker1: Because right now the people listening to our podcast, here's what they think our relationship is like. Your mouth runs a mile an hour. Fucking. No, it runs a hundred miles an hour. Mine's like a one. Yeah, I never quit talking. You never answer any more than, mm-hmm, okay, mm-hmm. It's not like that. Yeah, so believe it or not, you do actually talk to them. We have the world-famous sound guy. Fuck you. Anyway, so yeah, so she does speak. I do. You do. and you do actually talk to him. The world-famous sound guy. Fuck you. Anyway, so yeah. So she does speak.
Speaker3: I do. You do.
Speaker2: And you do quiet down some.
Speaker1: Because I'm told to. Don't look at me like that. Don't get... Look, do not... You can take this innocent shit all you want, but we both know who absolutely runs.
Speaker2: You should tell them what happened earlier.
Speaker1: She damn near tried to kill me, folks. If you're listening to this right now. Nope. This speaks bitch. Anyway, so, yeah, she did try to kill me. I tried to be nice. I tried to be husbandly. The dogs were going apeshit. So we got out of the house. I was trying to smack you. Sorry. Not no so i didn't uh i didn't shovel per up to specifications of my southern wife sorry and i paid dearly because i walked out and our neighbors had to have the greatest show on earth because as a man to watch me stumble stumble and go oh and then all of a sudden i disappeared behind the car That's right. bit it on the ice no you were started off like this and you started going like this and you started going like this like and all i hear was are you okay are you okay whoa boom and she came running around the car to help me hit the same path as my eyes bit it and we're both laying around it in our driveway i was laughing. I laughed. It was funny. But I did that for you. For you because we needed a shower curtain.
Speaker2: You bit it on the ice for me.
Speaker1: Yes, because we needed a shower curtain.
Speaker2: We weren't even going for a fucking shower curtain.
Speaker1: I thought that's why we were going. If I would have known it was baskets, I never would have went. But I thought, shower curtain, she wants it. I aim to please. I'm that kind of a husband. Yeah, well, there you go. So now I'm almost in a sling. Last week she crashed my ball. She sucked my ball out of my dick, and this week I'm rolling around on the pavement. You can, please? I can suck.
Speaker3: What?
Speaker1: What am I doing, please? Okay, good Lord. All right, let's see.
Speaker2: Oh, he aims to please?
Speaker1: I do aim to please.
Speaker3: I shoot. I do.
Speaker4: I aim.
Speaker3: Sometimes.
Speaker1: Sometimes it just ends up in the mirror. You never know where it's gonna go for sure it was just so funny because you were standing upright and all of a sudden you were just started to teeter and you totally went sideways yeah now and when i went around the car you were laying on the floor not moving and all the stuff that was in your hands was fling all over the place oh fuck yeah i hit the same patch of ice and land and all i could do was laugh the difference is my butt was wet you're under five foot okay so you were like right there boom i am six foot of stupid out there looking like a cartoon guy with my feet shooting in the air and my arm i look like a i crane on crack. That's what I look like. A big car! And I'm flailing. And I'm still doing that. Flailing around out here. The funny thing is that I said, you stay there, I'll get your stuff. No, what you first said was, crawl over to the dry spot. Crawl over to the dry spot. And so I couldn't quite crawl, so I rolled. I rolled over to the dry spot. By the time we actually made over to the dry spot and so i couldn't quite crawl so i rolled i rolled over to the dry so usually when by the time we actually made it to the store i know this has nothing to do with sex okay this is just i'll turn it back this is a funny story by the time we made it to the to the the under a dollar one store to get apparently baskets we both look like we've been rolling around in the snow both of our pants are wet and fucking no what was funny so we get there and i said we better get out while we can still move yeah no shit don't sit down too long or that's when you man down yeah absolutely you know what that yeah you know what that shows see communication is the world because if we didn't actually like each other well i'd have shoved the shower curtain up her ass and she would have ran over me with the car and just loved me there she would never have come running around because we didn't go for a shower curtain I know that but if you didn't love me that's on your brain if you didn't love me well we got one if you didn't love me you wouldn't have run around to see if I was okay and you never would have fallen I don't know why you didn't go the other path now I did offer if you wanted you wanted to go back inside. You're like, no, no, we're going. At this point in time, we're out there and wet. Fuck it now. We might as well go. I'm not getting back up at this point in time.
Speaker3: So, yeah.
Speaker1: That shows some love.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: For once, you try to get me out of the wet spot. Sort of. For once? Well, you act like look okay i can't i'm kind of speechless i haven't seen you just well you have always used to sleep in the wet spot haven't you yeah because it's always on my side of the bed but there isn't a wet spot because i don't squirt there is a wet spot and no you don't squirt but that is right there's one time i made you sleep in the wet spot and i was at a hotel and it was somebody else's wet spot that decided and i and it wasn't my fault i didn't help create that and we weren't even in there although sometimes i will get a spoo randomly around on the blankets and that's always funny because you want to pull the well over you're like oh and it's all cold by then you hate being cold oh that's just disgusting nothing nothing says nothing says love like rolling around in cold drippy cum yeah that's gross it's not gross it's love you can say that you haven't done that yeah he has look here's this is why i don't understand when when like a piece of when you get grossed out like like if a piece of food falls on the floor and i like walk up to it pick it up blow it off and eat it you're like ah i'm like look at this shit you've had in honor around you i think you know fucking 15 minute old cold cum in the blankets although really funny my mouth isn't around that but that's okay it's really funny when it catches her off guard because it's been a few minutes and then she rolls over and pulls a blanket a little more there's a big spoo pile that all's and it'll be all quiet oh son of a bitch oh and i just giggle just giving you another gift of love what hey look there's an easy way to avoid that well there's a couple easy ways to avoid that one don't let me do that when i go Well, look, there's an easy way to avoid that. Well, there's a couple of easy ways to avoid that. One, don't let me do that when I go, hey, can I squirt it wherever I want to? Or be swallowed. Yeah. I know. I know. It is. And look, here's the thing. I make fun. I hassle her about that. But, you know, it's only when she's sleeping. It's a good way to surprise her in the night. Just fucking jack on. Can I squirt it over? No kidding i don't actually do that if you did that i'd hit you i i learned a long time i made that mistake one time one time explain what mistake you made one time in our married life i thought it was before we were swingers or anything else i thought it would we were really young we were really young we were really newly married and i got And I got the idea from somebody I worked with. And you told me about the idea. But you didn't tell me the whole story. So the idea was how apparently their boyfriend, their boyfriend, girlfriend, and he woke her up by shoving his dick in her mouth. And so she did that to him. So you come home, you tell me this story. We laugh about it. I waited like a week i waited like a week we can have i'm thinking well this would be fucking funny so i'll go ahead and do this okay so i get home late because i worked at a bar at that time so i got home really super late and i was slightly because we were bouncers so we drank after work so i might have had a buzz going and i'm like this is gonna be funny i'm gonna get my dick sucked and fucked i'm gonna wake her up with a happy little surprise so i was about half revved up not totally not like rock arm drill a nail in a wall hard but thinking about it i was getting there so she's sleeping with her mouth and just like that you know that sleep with my mouth open you know that little game where it's like the the frogs are like spinning around you try to put the fish in it so that's what i'm creeping up with my deck out and i pop that fucker in one shot and i gotta tell you what the incredible reaction time was very very impressive uh because it went from my mouth is open to clamp and zero to two seconds. And she bit, and thank God she didn't bite as hard as she could. I was going to say, I didn't bite hard. You realize what was in your mouth very, very quickly. That didn't mean you didn't make sure I understood not to stick it there that way ever again there was no blood drawn uh but i'm telling you what i now know what it feels like to be a cougar in a bear trap because you're yanking and you want that out of there as quickly as humanly possible what happens when you do that one that is great yeah so the thing is is you're kind of just frozen with fear and uh the now luckily, no, luckily, uh, this was before we were doing this. So I wasn't, I'm not into pain as kink as a general, or it killed you. Cause that would have turned me on. I'd have gagged with it, but that did not happen. It went, it wanted to run away. My penis was scared. Uh, and so I get my dick out of your mouth. Uh, and then you, then you hit me and yell at me on top of it. I think the punishment of biting my dick was probably enough. And I believe there are threats of if you ever do that again. Now, that was probably, we've been there 27 years next month, right? That was probably. The first five years, maybe. The first five years, yeah. And you want to know what Cole's never done since then? He hasn't tried it again. Nope, I have never.
Speaker2: I haven't been once since either.
Speaker1: No, you have not had anybody randomly stick their dick in your mouth. So you want to know what I'm actually hoping to see at some point in time?
Speaker3: What's that?
Speaker1: I would love to see somebody break in the house and try that shit. Let some dickhead... I mean, now we own guns, so they're going to get shot. But I'm telling you what, somebody tried that shit with you, they're leaving penisless right on the bat. They're going to pray that they're going to find, they're going to take the gun and shoot themselves. And ballless. Yeah. Because, wow. Make sure I get plenty of fucking DNA. I'm telling you what. Chomp. Yeah, so there you go. So Cole learned.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: I was in my early 20s.
Speaker1: Yeah, it sure was a lot of fun. You know, marriage is about learning.
Speaker3: Just saying.
Speaker1: Communication is really key.
Speaker2: I didn't think it was cute.
Speaker3: I see.
Speaker1: If she would have communicated the rest of that story, which is if you ever do that to me, I'd bite that motherfucker off. That was something we learned after the fact how important communication is. I don't no you don't she didn't even like when you try to when she yawns you try to stick your finger in my mouth that pisses her off to you kind of funny though uh okay so barry barry had a quick question amanda who was the who was the one that initiated us to get in the lifestyle?
Speaker3: That's right.
Speaker1: The big slut call.
Speaker2: 20 years.
Speaker3: 20 years.
Speaker2: No, it was like 19.
Speaker1: Begged and pleaded. Begged and pleaded. Please.
Speaker2: Do you want to try this? Do you want to try this?
Speaker1: You're a bi, aren't you? You want to try this this i don't ever want to have sex with anybody but you no other man would satisfy me like you do you care if i put your pictures on no go ahead and then he takes a picture of my ass like what the fuck are you doing don't take a picture of my ass and i've got video to prove that other guys have satisfied you just as well as I have from the sounds that you've made. Just saying.
Speaker2: Okay, yeah.
Speaker1: There's just a few. Those are the ones I keep and like to watch often.
Speaker2: I caved.
Speaker1: Yeah, wasn't that horrible?
Speaker2: Oh, it was erotic as hell.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: And look, now we have a podcast. We have, now I ask you all the time and shit. It's awesome. Yep. Yeah, she's kind of a slut, just have you know i ask you all the time and shit it's awesome yep yeah she's kind of a slut just so you know if anybody had questions just so let's quit looking at me like that sluts are not bad we go through this every time just saying if you were a whore that'd be a totally different ball game because then you're getting paid and that's not right unless it's for a benefit in that which case and i i got bit on so yeah there you go all right how oh hey we're all right coach it's halftime bring in the band all right so we're gonna take a quick uh second here to um what do we do at half i don't remember anymore what the fuck oh wait i know and we're. What we're trying to do right now is see if we can absolutely... Annoy the shit out of him. Yeah, we can take the sound guy and pretty much cause him just to have a fucking complete meltdown here on the set. All right, so. Well, I got nothing else. Thanks for coming out. It was a great show. See, I just pissed off the sound guy again. Okay, so we have another question. That's what we do. Which, by the way, I want to take a quick second. Make sure you keep sending us your questions. We love questions. You can send them via the Facebook page, which if you want to be a member of the Crazy CASBA secret Facebook page, we can hook you up. Also, we have in in the in the line of the casbah product line which is kinky casbah so which is designated specifically for our friends uh in the kinkster community bdsm the whole nine yards so if you're interested in being a part of either one of those secret pages let us know give us a shout out at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com that's pretty good sound professional as hell all right so weird so uh okay so the next question comes to us from the city of angels what city that? I don't know. Los Angeles.
Speaker2: Oh.
Speaker1: Yeah, okay.
Speaker4: You forgot where I got my education from.
Speaker1: Never your all mine yet.
Speaker4: Okay, so.
Speaker1: We're not completely backwoods, but we're pretty close.
Speaker4: Well on our way.
Speaker1: So, but the question that, and this was it it i don't really know how to say it you fucking do seriously oh i've been a smart ass dude i'm sorry uh it was from m and r m r s m r m s i just wanted an initial to make my life easy. But they're from California, so cool. Rock on. I'll flow with that. Okay. So anyway, so the question that they had was because they knew we were from, obviously they listened to the show, so they know we're from the Midwest. And so they had questions about just how we do things at parties how do parties differ from in the midwest from the west coast and i'm like well we need to be invited to some of your parties to let us know i was gonna say i'm not sure i know well the bigger question was what they were what they kind of tied in with the fact of the kingsters and the swingers are they separate here because in a lot of places they're separate separate what separate separate this is my birthday talking key uh okay so they want to know whether or not how that how that worked out because they had heard from from a friend that was at one of our parties that actually we had both kinksters and swingers together which is very true we do so the question kind of becomes if they're why are they everywhere else are they apart but here how what are we doing or why are they okay to be here kind of what how that works i think the biggest thing is number one is people have have to understand there's differences between hardcore kinksters and swingers with curiosity. I agree with that. So one of the things is, obviously, both sides deal with trust and things like that. Now, obviously, here's the thing. We're not hardcore kink uh we you know i mean we're we're in the uh a form of a king in in in a poly relationship but other than that we're pretty new to it all the way across the board we just not judging we're just new uh so but we're not new to swinging so the thing is what one of the things that we're learning as we do this is that how so many people a lot of swingers at least here in the midwest think they're kinksters or have a real interest in kink and have experimented to a small degree but there's a huge difference between the hardcore players and the other so you're always gonna have. I mean, swingers, a lot of swingers look at the kinksters and go, they're the meet and beat. They're the meet and beat group. That way they just want to beat the shit out of each other, which is absolutely not true. And the kinksters look at the swingers and they go, well, they're just a bunch of dirty whores. They just want to fuck each other, which is kind of true. But, I mean, it's not true. We're not just running around just fucking everything that moves okay there's still trust and stuff like that i mean so i've heard from people that have sex in the lifestyle throwing that out there so anyway so there there is a a difference there in philosophy but i think the thing that we're doing different here in the midwest or what we're to do, at least in the CASBA world, is both parties still are have a basis of trust and respect. Right. So here's the thing. How how different really are we? I mean, when it comes right down to it, if you don't trust and respect the person you're going to seen with, you're not going to seen with them. Right. Right. Which is for those that are swingers, listen, that this that's i guess the easiest way to equate it would be saying that's like a play date in the swingers world right and as a swinger if you don't like or trust you don't trust and respect somebody you're probably not gonna fuck them right so you know same different type of deal so it is possible to bring the two worlds together it's just an open-mindedness and understanding of that there are going to be some fundamental differences there and there's going to be some some things now why is it important to bring them together see i'm doing all the talking again you've been more adventurous than i've been well i've been trying to figure out where you're going with it, is all. You and me both, and away we go.
Speaker2: Because I think that there's a way that the BDSM and kinksters can show and explain to the swingers, and the swingers can show and explain to them. Right. So it's like a communication, not necessarily merging the two worlds, but but if a swinger has the desire to put their hand on somebody's throat, the people in the Kingster BDS world can say, that is not how you do it. You need to do it this way, or you will hurt their trachea. Which is a great example, because that was us. Yeah. Because when we, I had seen that done to you, and I thought it was hot, and I wanted to do it to you. And then, one of our friends that's also a kinkster said i'm all excited i'm like dude she let me do this it's so fucking hot he goes show me how you did it to her and he's like holy fuck dude you get you you could kill her and so i'm like what wait wait that's not fun that's not part of this at all but it's asking questions and learning and i think that's because a huge a huge push now
Speaker1: like for us because we're all about education uh part of that is the one thing we're learning and okay for those of you listening whether you decide you'll ever be a kinkster or not totally aside it is fascinating to to look at the kink world because as a swinger you first think everything of bed ties and you think of kind of some of the what it almost like kink light i mean really and it is it is mind-numbing how much kink stuff there is out there but here's the thing with it it looks really cool and you see this cool stuff like rope play that we they've got a big expo coming up march 23rd uh in omaha for a rope play okay it's not just grabbing a rope and tying somebody up there is more to it than that people can get hurt like seriously one of those things where, oh, my God, if you want to try some of this stuff, you want to talk to somebody who knows what the hell they're doing. And don't just search for it on Google and YouTube. Yeah, yeah, look, here's the deal. The YouTube video that will show you how to use the, what was that fucking welder thing, the shocker thing? What was that thing? What was that? Somebody help me out here me out here the violet wand was that what no what are you talking about the one the one that at the island right sorry where is the violet the violet wand okay here's the thing that's really fucking cool that's badass it kind of looks like a blowtorch it's pretty looking i didn't care for yeah and here's the thing the person that used it knew what the hell they were doing and so they're trying they're showing it like on my arm and stuff showing different different attachments whatever but it was the drunk guy that said here do it to my dick do it to my penis and he's like zap uh but so the thing is this thing went i mean it left a mark like three days on my arm and i was on the low set and and one of the explaining says do you understand that this machine right here can actually brand somebody that's how i mean this stuff that they're doing was on like setting one or two and it left to mark three days on my arm so there goes a lot of it makes a lot of sense to ask questions to have someone who knows what they're doing show you what they're doing. I think one of the worst things that happens, look, it's kind of like how we learned about sex. Our generation learned about sex in a fucking locker room, you know, more than anything else. Our parents had a half-assed sex talk. The school put on some cheesy little sex show, you know, you're going to grow hair. You know, I mean, I had a puberty talk, not a sex talk. Yeah, a puberty talk. Okay, you were a Southern girl. You were never going to have sex. And we all know that ain't true, y'all. Y'all come back now, you hear? Anyways, so the thing is, is that the problem is, is if you have a bunch of sort of educated kinksters trying to teach a bunch of other sort of curious swingers about some of these more in-depth kinks, somebody's going to get hurt, right? Plus, it's nice if you want to experiment with some of them, you become friends with some of these kinksters so they can show you how it's done and do it to you to see if it's something that you'd be interested in pursuing. Right and and here's the thing it's an open communication two ways because as as uh Denise is saying on our page there are a lot of similarities between the two worlds so it just takes like a bonding thing bonding slip it takes it takes a a a communication thing to open that door and open it wide open so that both people
Speaker3: can talk.
Speaker2: And the things that have interested me, I say, okay, I want to try it.
Speaker3: Just to try it. Here we go.
Speaker1: Get your pens and papers out, kids. Do our kinksters listen?
Speaker2: Well, I've tried knife play because I thought it was cool looking. It was okay. I have too logical thought process to probably keep that going. Because it did nothing. Because it was more like, well, didn't it scare you? Didn't you think it was going to cut you?
Speaker3: No.
Speaker2: Well, what if it slipped off? Well, by the angle of my boobs, it would have slid and hit the bed. It wouldn't have hit my side. So, you know, we're okay.
Speaker1: I lost a nibble. I lost a nibble. Tried the flogging yep yep um what else have i tried well what are you interested in you said these are okay interesting rope this is what people want to know i would like to try rope okay with somebody i trust get a rope that knows what they're doing just because i think it looks cool right i don't think i can say a little pretty knots and stuff i don't think you're gonna get the euphoric eye of just being tied up no i don't but i think you'll get the euphoric eye of being tied up and then get them drilled i don't know there's only one way to find out you're right but there's a lot of stuff there's a lot of other stuff out there i don't know right and well and that's just it we're learning as we go so i encourage people to adventure what try speak words things be adventurous yeah this is the first time the sound guy hasn't said a fucking word over there and you're just looking at me yeah be adventurous i mean but be smart about it be smart about it no have a clue a little bit do your research a little bit before you just go, you know, diving into the shallow end of the pool. Make sure it's with someone you trust. Yeah, make sure it's someone you trust and someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. And here's the deal. There is a lot of people out there that do know what they're doing and they're pretty easy to find uh because you know they'll they'll let you know now denise had another great comment uh she but i flat out walked out of rooms because people who were uh topping swingers that had been drinking drunk and bdsm can cause serious injuries that's exactly you know one of the things you find with all the kinksters uh the true hardcore kinksters and the real kinksters is they don't do booze i mean they they'll drink but not when they're gonna scene they they don't drink yeah i haven't met one that did and a lot of times they will not do when somebody interested in in it if that person's drunk they won't do it they won't do it and and that's a sign of a sign of respect could just be the people that we know too are skilled enough and know what they're doing to not drink but I mean I think overall it says it speaks volumes about what you need to look for even though there's similarities you have to understand the differences and you have to embrace the differences uh a little bit and you have to know you have to kind of have a clue and keep your wits about you just to scoach oh my lord it's because you're talking to him but yes the two worlds can come together yeah well i mean lorena on air puts uh she's been blindfolded and taken advantage of. It was fun and sensual. I mean, you know, there's a lot of things like that that can be done when it's in controlled. Everything is a controlled environment. I mean, that's just it. Even some of the, like a rape fetish type thing is still a form of a controlled, there's rules, there's regulations. That's what it is. So I guess what I'm saying is just encourage. We encourage people to try that, and I thought that was a great question. You know, eventually, what do I want to see? I want to see Casbah lead the way to the point where kingsters and swingers play together and party together and have fun together because you know we saw it at our own party you know what you can all party you can all go to the same dance and and it it works you can go to the same show i haven't met somebody that's into kink and bdsm that isn't willing to share their information and their knowledge exactly in fact they love to they love to share it yeah you know they like to talk about it as their craft they like to talk about it and the thing is is here's the deal you know what we saw it you can have a vendor fair that had swinger stuff and king stuff and everybody had a great time you know people from both sides they communicated so we want to make it so that that takes over the world right because look there's no reason why it can't really you know cats and dogs living together it is what it is but i think that there's a lot of of again it breaks down to communication and i think that that people have to have to to let each other know if they're interested and they have to do their research a little bit. I mean, there's a changing culture in the lifestyle and all parts of the lifestyle now, right? There's a changing culture in the kink community as well. And in some areas, the internet and things like Facebook and social media and stuff has made it better. And even things like podcasts have made it better because there's more access to more information. The problem is more access to more information, uh, more access to more information also takes in means that more people can get information and and misuse it i mean it's like the whole thing so like the sound guy he's getting over a cold well if he goes online before you know looks at like medical sites before it's over he could pretty much be sure that he's got you know cervical cancer or some weird shit you know or or you know i'm well i mean i'm serious and people do it all the time yeah you know we all do it you go online and next thing you know you're you're you you've taken this information and you've tried to you get a smidgen and a scotch and a bit and whatever and you put the smidgen scotch and a bit together and what you created is a big pile of crap but you're like i found the holy grail and then you run with it so you want to uh uh you know not do that uh okay yeah and amy hi amy uh she comments on their bdsm folks i've met are always easy to approach and get tons of info and get tons of info from them uh i feel most want us to have the proper knowledge before we jump into things and i agree with that 100 i've yet to and i'm saying with you not only are our kinksters they get excited to talk about it i mean they get fucking like like the big big cartoony fucking i've had hearts in their eyes and shit lengthy conversations with several oh yeah you can't get a kink man. You hit their kink, they'll talk forever. No, I'm just funny. Not really. I mean, as a swinger, we're only going to talk so long. So what you do is you take your penis, that's, you know, slot A, and insert it in slot B, and you stroke. I mean, there's only so much. How long ago was it that I rode? Oh, shut up. In a car, and you followed to Des Moines when was that uh seven years ago no it wasn't and it was probably and that was we didn't i didn't know anything about bdsm no no and i got a three hour knowledge and i was asking questions so i could understand it yeah well and the thing is is yeah you you were asking a shit ton of questions and just out of curiosity and that didn't even like you know scrape the we've had multiple conversations with them since yeah that wasn't the tip i mean the thing is is that well but seriously i mean there is more to talk about and there's a lot more the kinksters when you hit on the kink that they're into sweet they're just chatty cathars at that point in time they're so excited you want to learn about it you know and and it's not bragging they're not telling you like so then yeah it's a passion with them it's not like you know and then i spanked her ass even harder they're not like getting off on it's not like you know spanking and telling no but you know it's not like that it's it's literally you know just to pass on one thing that the gangsters do which is uh blow my mind is a lot of groups will have like a weekly or monthly um brunch or breakfast or dinner thing where they're just sitting around talking about that kink and the different kinks in that group and people have questions okay swingers whenever we get together it's a meet and greet i mean it's a different ball game right but it just shows how how serious they take their fun we don't want to sound like they're like all just sitting in their mom's basement
Speaker3: or something
Speaker1: it's fun to them it's like the ultimate passion it's the ultimate hobby you can equate it to comic cons you can equate it to and that's the other thing a lot of them it's really intriguing a lot of them live the party doesn't stop when the lights come on I don't know.
Speaker4: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker4: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know.
Speaker2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker4: I don't know.
Speaker1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker3: I don't know. I don't know. I don's really intriguing, a lot of them live, you know,
Speaker1: the party doesn't stop when the lights come on, to steal that quote. It is, it's, yeah, it's, you know, full-time into their life, and that's a part of who they are. And swingers are passionate about what we do, too. I mean, we are. We just don't have as many tools to talk about true sounded fucking retarded when i said it okay anyways yeah what what oh yeah yeah what it's about safety yes it is it is about safety it is about safety all the way through and and here's the thing as swingers we have a responsibility to educate our kinkster uh brethren and and friends and family members that are kinksters to educate them on the ways of the swinger so that that it's not just you know you're not just running out with a hard-arm randomly sticking it anywhere it goes it doesn't work like that no you know and and everything is not an orgy and everything is not I don't all... It's fun when it turns out that way. It can be and not everybody looks like Ron Jeremy and it's all good, you know. I mean, there is more to it than just, you know, random boinking. Not everybody has the t-shirts and socks on. And the big large chains. And at no point in time is there theme music. And that's something that I really want to change. So, you know, we're getting close to the end of the show here.
Speaker2: No, we have met several when we've seen people seen. Yes. That have background music going that is what they like to see. That's what they like to listen to.
Speaker1: But I want theme music. I want theme music. So I want this, you know, I want
Speaker3: I don theme music.
Speaker1: I want theme music. So I want this, you know, I want, so anytime I take my pants off somewhere random, we would start to hear this. That'd be cool as shit.
Speaker3: Jeez.
Speaker1: We could do that. That'd be fun. I'm just saying. We could have something else. What would yours be? I wouldn't have theme music. Everybody has a theme music. No. Mine would be pretty quiet. Bullshit. All right. So the sound guy's giving me the big heads up that we have to go home now. Yep. We have to leave. So, okay, so again, I want to...
Speaker2: Amy doesn't like Ron.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker2: That's okay.
Speaker3: We don't either.
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Speaker2: There you go.
Speaker3: There we go.
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