Krazy Truth #42 Winter Swinging the naked truth

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Do you need a little more slide in your glide? Or glide in your slide? Are you just not wetting up? If so, you need to visit our good friends at spunk lube that's right www.spunklube.com visit them today you always have a friend in casbah put casbah in the coupon code ksbh and get 10 off your order every time hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i am the host with the most, I am Cole. I am here with the lovely Miss Amanda. Hey. Hey. And we're here to spew our knowledge upon you. Yeah. And all of those in and around you. I'm doing lots of pfft, so I gotta be careful of that. Yeah, you kinda do. we're pissing all over people what okay so yeah you get you need to get to that camera we're in a brand new studio uh so what's happening is there's a slight learning curve oh my gosh don't move the camera dipshit hold on i'm still technically this new this new studio we have more cameras than we used to hold on there's a button somewhere i can't get up because my ball hurts just wanted to be duly noted i'm doing this show injured uh miss manna gave me a blowjob she sucked the nut right out of me today and it is still hurting so that's almost good for like sex news i'm sorry no don't apologize you said it was really good you weren't gonna complain it was awesome complained ever since that's because my ball feels like it's been hit with a jackhammer uh but no it is well worth it look you know there's pleasure pain it's all we feel so uh yeah oh fuck and a great show. You're not getting another blowjob again. Bullshit. So we are in our new studio. We're super excited about it. The world-famous sound guy has been busting his ass to get it all set up for us. We have a new setup. We have new walls. We have more cameras. Yeah, that's why I can't remember it. Same great talent more cameras yeah same great talent yeah same great talent and and yeah so uh so we're ready to to roll on through stuff yep a little bit so okay so here's the usually oh by the way this would be um episode 10 of season two thank you very much i remembered that shit look at me go new studio turn over a new fucking leaf my ear itched well good and that's on high def camera yay yeah it's in that high def hey so uh you know two minutes no two high two high def cameras yeah absolutely yeah uh you know so hey guess what i will say one thing i i've been given and i've found a new hater thank you very much actually they found me on our youtube channel and i'm the biggest k-hole in the lifestyle that's right folks can great to know hey now what's really cool this person has nine friends you know i know they have nine friends how's that because every time we put a new video on, they get nine dislikes. So, congratulations to my hater. Welcome. I'm sure you're listening. He doesn't even listen to him. Yeah, he doesn't even listen to him. He doesn't listen to him. He just sees him. But I'm the world's biggest K-hole of the industry. So, or in the lifestyle. So, that's always fun. New title. I should get a plaque or a medal for that, I'm pretty sure. So, go on and so go on and like it uh and and to our hater uh you know what the best of luck hopefully you know it must be lonely to have nine friends so you know i mean if you come to one of our events uh i may be a k-hole but you might meet some new friends so just throwing that out there in case anybody you know so if you want to date a douchebag let me know we can hook you up all right so should should we start with our regular schedule sure go for it so we're excited to be back because here's the uh winter in the midwest uh yeah it sucks cock uh so uh obviously last week we were we were away we were snowed out of our studio uh but make sure you check out that episode we were snowed a different town we were away we were snowed out of our studio uh but make sure you check out that episode we were snowed a different town we were buried winter in the midwest sucks dick oh it did last weekend yeah yeah well it did for you it didn't for me there's nothing wrong with that we were at a benefit we raised funds we helped a fellow lifestyler alright
Speaker2: do you
Speaker1: have a new fan i get a new hater and you get a new fan weird how that fucking works out uh yeah so there you go and there was a blizzard yeah but somebody bid on me there you go see there i i was bought i was i have a date night at some point in time because somebody paid for me to be a date night there you go yep and let's just hope they cash it if not here the money would take a good cause it's all that really matters for high def they're gonna see that what what hair on your glasses hold on one second all right so see what the new studio you can see-the-scenes things. Now, here's one of the challenges of moving. For those of you watching on our world-famous live Facebook page, Crazy Casbah on Facebook, or you'll notice I'm ringless and I'm nail polishless. Because we don't know. Because we can't find it from the move yet. So there you go. But, hey, you know, another exciting announcement I want to put out there. Besides those of you that don't know, we have the world-famous Crazy Casbah Facebook page, secret Facebook page. We also now have Kinky Casbah, which is a page devoted to our kinkster friends. You put that hair in my mouth.
Speaker3: No, I didn't.
Speaker1: Kinkster friends and BDSM community. That was from licking your glasses. That's what it's from. So make sure if you want to get to be a part of either one of those pages let us know crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com there you go all right so let's get into the fun shall we uh so i decided to do this a little bit different we have questions i'm not answering them i want that's different i wanted to do this a little bit different. We have questions. I'm not answering them. Well, that's different. I wanted to do this a little bit different. Okay, here's what I want. I wanted to talk about winter swinging. I love winter. Is it different from summer swinging? It's damn different from summer swimming, very much so, yeah. No, winter swinging is totally different because here's the deal in the summer we're all active right we all are we've seen the sun our skin in theory has seen the sun right doesn't well but i mean okay we look healthier i'm pale as shit we feel better we're like doing things outside we're all these we're active whatever but in the. But in the wintertime, you get the wintertime blast, right? You don't ever hear anybody talking about putting on their summer coat, right? We all put on our winter coat. We all kind of fucking beef up a little bit, right? Yeah, huh? And so, and we're not doing things to lose it. So, yes, is swinging in the wintertime different? Well, fuck yeah yeah it's different because a whole new series of issues arise i think and that's what i want to tackle tonight okay you're like whatever i have nothing else to say so sure let's go with that shit so no okay i'll just keep drinking we know what happens to those special episodes so okay so wine is not Wine is not going to do that, sorry. You do enough of it. We can do shots before the show's over. Okay. Yeah, rock on. So, okay, so let's talk about the basics, okay, because you can appreciate this. Dry skin. See, right now, people tuning in and start listening to the show on Thursday and they're like, what the fuck are they talking about? My ass gets dry. Yes, exactly. Okay, we have these conversations in our house because you're lubing your ass up. I look scaly. Not with spunk lube. That's just for in the asshole. Hey, no, I didn't try that. Maybe I should try that on my skin. But you're constantly, you're lubing yourself up. And you're super, you don't even take pictures near as much on Saturdays, right? Because you usually do pictures. Saturday's like kinky picture day, usually. And then I get kinky pictures all week long, as do some of your admirers. Weird. So you don't even do pictures as much because you're you're like my skin looks too dry it looks so you're constantly lubing up and that does that affect play dates for you very much so yeah i mean because you're paranoid did it not affect the possibility of a play date last weekend last week oh i'd like soak in epsom salt rubbed baby oil all over my skin and lotion and all we don't because you were paranoid about it so here's the deal the reality it does because if someone would have just if all of a sudden somebody out of the blue would have got on and say hey i'm gonna be in town you want to hook up and you hadn't been prepared for it you might have still done it but you'd have been paranoid especially if it's somebody you hadn't played with it was somebody you hadn't played with before i don't think you would have don't mind my ass it's a little scaly and she's not actually scaly okay she's not like no it just feels rough it does not this typical it's not the typical so it would it would affect well here's the thing you're not the only person right right okay i deal i deal with because i mean i have nasty feet anyways but winter my feet are like they look something out of a horror movie yeah it might i get elephant elbow that's always pretty sexy when you look like a dog's gonna land on your elbow too long hey look at sandpaper geez uh this winter this winter i had a friend of ours talk about they didn't go to a party because they had a cold sore chap lips We'll be right back. Oh, jeez. This winter, I had a friend of ours talk about they didn't go to a party because they had a cold sore. Chapped lips. Okay, so this stuff is real. Moving in the middle of a snowstorm. Moving in. Okay, yeah. My lips got so dry. It wasn't funny. And I didn't know your skin could dry out. Even having pants on, walking outside in the snow. I was horrible just as a side note do not move in a snowstorm that is absolutely fucking asinine that is just shitty but the thing is it does affect because here's the deal if your skin doesn't feel if look if you look in the mirror and you feel like you look like a lizard you're not real excited to go hey you? I want to go get naked with somebody, especially if it's somebody that you've never played with before. Right? So it does make a difference. Now, the thing I want to touch on with that is, here's the deal. There's the misconception that this stuff, this is a woman's only issue. No. Okay. It is not. It is not. Everything we're going to talk about today is not a woman's only issue i think that gets overlooked and i think that that people it's easy to forget that it's not just a woman's issue okay because guess what yes there are some guys as men were able to be more piggish on a regular basis than than chicks well it is look here's the deal got nothing going on and we're doing a project yes i can happily not shave or bathe for three days and it doesn't bother me i don't do it all the time i'm just saying i i can't you know i mean you know you just chisel that you just chisel that fucking ew that fucking ball soup off it ew does you do you get ball soup in the winter oh you're doing a party you're working you're still sweating but it's winter sweat so it's a little bit different it's not showing through your 17 layers of clothes oh god okay but i mean seriously you don't you don't do for a guy you don't you know you don't go i don't care but you still have the same issues when it comes to going out and being out in public and at a at a swinger event as as any woman you still have the exact same fucking concerns and whatever you don't want to be the dude that comes back and goes oh my god that guy's fucking scaly i was like fucking an iguana ew i pulled his dick and it popped out yeah but he grew another guys don't get the thing of oh you have such soft skin no we don't just don't do that no no we don't girls you kind of have to have this soft skin and oh it's fun to touch type thing right but okay but as a guy when when i worked in the car business and was outside like in the winter moving snow and shit remember how callous and ripped up my hands would get you don't want to be the guy that's like hey baby and she's going ow ow ow i didn't think of that you know but i mean that it it goes with it so here's the thing is that i guess part of the reason why bring this up is is that i think it's important for people to understand that for guys. Okay, guys, we need to be a little more sensitive to our women. To our women. Okay, man. Me one.
Speaker3: Me woman.
Speaker1: To the ladies in our lives.
Speaker2: Depends on your kink.
Speaker1: Call me daddy, bitch. Don't look at me like that. You got your collar collar i just don't make you wear it on show night no we're kidding we're kidding jesus no but i think we have to as guys we have to be more in tune with and we have to be more sensitive to the women in our lives and we have to be more understanding even if you're a single male on like a play date then maybe that would cause a woman to cancel or postpone a play date okay but by the same token you know women need to understand hey hey look you know i'm not a neanderthal i mean i if that's what you're into i sure can be if you are please send me an email because i'm interested in me grab me by my hair and drag me across the floor okay fuck i never get to do any i thought you gave me a coupon for I don't even know. Well, there's this one about coconut oil. I've used it. It doesn't. Everybody's different. I don't want to smell like a coconut. Oh, you can smell like a coconut. I'll let you smell like a nut if you do it right. For some reason, you only smell like a nut here and here. I don't know. I might actually, well, I don't know where I packed it at. Shit. Right now, we don't know. We're lucky that we found the sound guy and we know where the dogs are. So, yeah. So, yeah, here's the thing. People on the page, whatever, throw out your suggestions of what do you use to counter the whole dry skin thing. People are going to listen to this and go, this is not their typical shit. But I think this is important. That's because the issue came up. Well, because we're living it. You want a couple of scaly motherfuckers. I'm so done with winter. Well, okay. Here's the other thing. Let's face it. The other challenge is it's hard to feel sexy. The overall theme, I guess, of today's show, a theme, a theme day. Ooh, is it a theme day? It's like enchantment under the sea. You can't run around naked outside. Well, yeah, you can't run around naked outside. That might not be a bad thing. Well, you can. You'll just freeze your nuts off. No, because they'll be turtled so far up my ass, you won't them look there is nothing sexy about a dude uh naked in the cold so hey that's the other thing ladies you need to understand something look i don't care how brave you are if you turtle if you're if you're like me i'm a grower not a shower and the little fella turtles up when he's cold you know what if you try to undo my pants in a cold room i'm gonna fight you i'm gonna be slapping you do it i'm gonna slap your hands away because the first impression that i want to make on you is now where you go oh i think it's in there that is not the first impression especially when you're standing next to fucking timmy fucking timmy tutong that never fucking turtles who's sitting there whipping around like a squirrel hanging out of his fucking pants and you're sitting there trying to pop yours out like fucking a video game or like brake fluid container like come on come on it's warm in here you're blowing on it somebody got a hair dryer so i mean yeah it's it's a little you know cut us some slack ladies we want it warmed up in a little bit before we just whip our dick out i can i can go from full hard on how big am i seven and a half thank you very much that's true too i didn't even pay her for that just saying uh i helped you measure it and then we and then that's why my balls hurt um so the thing is is that we uh i can go from full on hard on to fucking a ken doll in like one swift northern breeze seriously if i stepped out right now i've done it we've been at parties went out to have a smoke right so i'm naked except i have like my long coat on and i'm flopping in the breeze looking good and i got to have a cigarette and next thing you know yep it disappeared i've got camel toe just as much as any girl does uh-huh got to kind of keep that in mind, okay? So we're a little paranoid about this shit. But, okay, so I got totally butterfly there. The overall theme, though, of today is understanding why people don't feel sexy and how that can affect your overall swinging during the winter. Because, look, here's the deal. What we were just talking about, because moving because moving obviously that's exercise okay yeah okay and one of the things we've moved is our treadmill and everything else right we're talking about where do we want to put the treadmills right so we can use it more what's one thing i bitch about that i currently have you know i'm gonna believe i'm gonna admit this on on a podcast what did you call it bumpers dick bumpers that's right dick bumpers look here's the deal i put on some extra weight and i haven't been working my legs like i used to because like my calves and usually my legs are like fucking ripped my my stomach isn't like my abs are in my legs yeah it's just that way got solid right except i haven't been working my upper legs and so it looks like i have these two little like fucking fat patches on each one of my thighs like it's a dick bumper that's not making me really excited to whip my fucking pants off right and it's just it just is what it is he's flashing the sign there must be something good there so so you know i mean what what are you reading what do we got what do we got somebody saying something if i have goosebumps in the shower it's hard to shave and i don't like to fuck with cactus legs okay see okay there you go that that's actually that's actually awesome because let's face it how many times have we heard how many times have you said to me if there's either going to be a play date or if we're about to have sex well just you know i haven't shaved in like six weeks you don't say weeks, but you're not shaving. My lower legs, it's probably been that long. No, since crazy winter. Look, here's the deal. Most women, if the truth be known, from the knees down, they probably look like they're wearing Uggs most of the winter. In the winter, I don't. Because they're fuzzy, there's no need to shave their legs. Well, if you have a play date, of course, last weekend I was joking around
Speaker2: because I didn't shave my legs. I went, ooh, hairy legs.
Speaker1: Yeah, but you didn't have a hair cooter.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: You got the important stuff.
Speaker2: Yeah, yes.
Speaker1: You got the important stuff.
Speaker2: You won't be able to see it.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: It was noticed.
Speaker1: We've heard it. We've had people. Well, I've had my girlfriend say, even with me, hey, yeah, oh, we can't play tonight. Why? I haven't shaved. It happens. You don't shave as much. When you're in summer dresses and you, when you're going to a camp out and you know you're going to be running around naked, you're fucking that smooth as a baby's butt. Smooth as a swinger's scooter. Whatever it is. You know what I mean. Wow. It's shaved up. Okay, so number one, you go to a meet and greet. Maybe you didn't plan on fucking hooking up anyways. So somebody's not shaved. That changes the ball game and swing. Here's another thing. When was the last time we saw people dress sexy for a meet and greet? In the Midwest in the winter. Yeah, you still see people do it. It's just... It's selective. No, there's more jeans and sexy tops on women. You don't see fucking mini skirts and fucking butt cheeks hanging out. There are some people that brave that shit. I do not. Very fucking few. Look, there's nothing sexy about a fucking parka no but it is what it is now okay we got people that listen from all over the country right so we're gonna people listening from the coast that are gonna go what oh you mean like when it's 60 no when it's like minus 60 fucking degrees like right it isn't minus 60 degrees what what was the car say four it said three it was three degrees outside three degrees and minus 25 windchill yeah it's pretty that's not a time that makes me just feel sexy no it makes my nipples hard and hurt but it doesn't make me feel sexy mine's pretty insulated well yeah we've got a bra but i mean just in a coat a shirt and that's just it when you peel stuff, all these layers off, you take your hat off, your hair looks like shit, right? Because you've got a stock in that. Well, I know you should, because you look sexy in that. I just don't. I know, but you look sexy. You look sexy in snow bunny outfits. Weird. Just saying. I have a snow bunny outfit? Well, a hat and gloves and nothing else. Pink little butt. It's all dry from chap from winter. Nice. I'm just saying. It is what it is. It goes with my fucking monster feet. Anyway, so the thing is, is that, okay, you have to be understanding of this kind of shit, right? So what are you reading? You got to shout something good out. You know, Shelly wears sexy little dresses in the winter if the room is 75 to 80. Okay, yes. But do you, but Shelly, do you die going out into the car? That's right, because I'm telling you what. It can be 75 and 80. She has that long fuzzy coat that you insisted on wearing. Ooh, she does have that long fuzzy coat. That you danced in. Yes, I did. And you know what? That would be warm. She needs to wear that with nothing or anything. She probably has. Probably has. That's a sexy fucking coat. I don't care who you are. Yes, if you give me a cool enough coat, then I'm in. I'll go for it. But the thing is, we have to understand a little bit. Okay, so I'm kind of getting off topic already. I can't smoke in a new studio. I can't smoke in a new studio. She says with her coat. What? Someone needs to invent crotchless thermal leggings. Oh, that'd be a good idea. use them taking heated ones but you'd hate for batteries why would you store a battery why look there's a built-in pack here by the way don't do that unless you have somebody sign a consent form because that could possibly lead to a lawsuit we're not for sure you think just possibly so okay are we By the way, don't do that unless you have somebody sign a consent form because that could possibly lead to a lawsuit, nor not for sure. You think? Just possibly. So, okay. Are we family? What? Yep. Seven. Yep. Sounds like. I'm just fucking with the sound guys. I know. You're being a smart ass. So, anyways. Okay. So, let's look at it. So, how do we fix the last two things we talked about? See, I want to provide challenges and solutions. Yeah, I don't want to just, look, anybody can just list problems. I want to provide challenges and solutions. So, solution, we know, lube yourself. A lot. Coconut oil, baby oil. Well, Andy put it about how he has multiple showers a day because he has to for his job. Yep. Okay. And then he applies a ton of lotion.
Speaker3: Yeah. Okay.
Speaker1: And I want to give this out here right now.
Speaker3: Guys. Okay.
Speaker1: Lotion doesn't make you a pussy.
Speaker3: No. Okay.
Speaker1: You know what? Use lotion on your hands. Use lotion on those dry spots. Chicks will notice and appreciate that. If you are, you know, you work with your hands, it's still,
Speaker3: you know,
Speaker1: you have those strong hands, but you still soft so use lotion use chapstick it's weird how that shit works okay but know that it's going to happen and make an effort if you make an effort number one it's going to make you feel sexier she said medicated lip balm medicated lip balm. I use it. The thing is, if you make an effort, though, okay, besides taking care of the problem, the bigger thing is it's going to make you feel sexier personally. Swinging is always at its best when you feel sexy. When you look in the mirror, I don't care if you're a guy or a girl, in the mirror and you go wow i really look good or i feel good the swinging is better right so okay so here's the deal step one lube yourself okay make sure give yourself every advantage so you can feel as sexy as possible see we've had chris uses cocoa butter lotion okay and then shelly It says coconut anda butter lotion are your friends okay see there you go so we've got some suggestions going out there so and try different things and here's the thing hey if you're listening to us right now and when you listen to our podcast and you have some idea that works really great for you send us a sample we'll talk about it send us send it to us you can send it to us at 5100 van dorn street uh number 6846 lincoln nebraska 68506 and we'll we'll talk about it on the air so we're open this is what the lifestyle does is we're getting ideas okay so number one lube yourself number two lube yourself number two pick sexy outfit okay look it's cold we get it not everybody has a cool coat uh uh like that one i really want that coat uh but i mean nobody has a cool coat like that okay so here's the deal it's like i'm gonna throw this out there women with shoes you know what it's not sexy to watch you stumble on the ice coming in trying to wear heels it's okay wear boots and then bring sexy shoes i dated a guy that used conditioner on his chest hair it was nice for intimacy during cuddling because it was so soft oh there's an idea try that that's pretty fucking good i kind of like that idea i've never tried that before make my manly chest hairs not so prickly i'd use them on pube but i don't have any uh but you could use them on pubes too use them on my butt hairs that's just way too much it really is okay so there that's a good that's a good suggestion okay so pick sexy outfits pick look you can have sexy coats and stuff and still be warm like okay let me give a me give a perfect example. You are the sexiest fucking cloak-thick nose, man. What? There's something going on. What do we got? What do we got going on? We're reading as we do this. That's why we're looking at this stuff. Okay. So we got, in case anyone hasn't figured out, don't use coconut oil anywhere on your body if you're using condoms. It all elastics oh there you go well there's a learning thing for you she learned that the hard way i didn't and how old huh no i did not know that so it's it what it breaks them it's coconut oil eats condoms? Is that what we're learning? It snaps all elastics. Wow.
Speaker2: So don't use it as a loop.
Speaker1: Don't use it but by the time your your skin should be soft enough that do you remember that whole story about me fucking fucking on the beach if the survival kid i'd fuck coconuts yeah i think i would have to use condoms with them i'd be in trouble well, there you go. So, okay, if you're concerned if it's going to be right soon, then maybe use like baby oil on your cooter. Otherwise, it makes a great lube. Yeah. Well, I guess if you're not using condoms. Well, yeah. So there you go. Or if you're fucking coconut. There you go. Or fucking coconut. Either way. Remember, bring a raisin. Because I can't imagine fucking a coconut. You don't have a dick. No, so I can't imagine fucking it dick no so that would be shoving a coconut up your cooter that would make fisting seem like a very easy thing to do what do you do today i shoved a coconut my cooter okay okay so before here so the other thing okay so with sexy dress because we're gonna go to other stuff in the second half of the show so sexy coats like the coat uh that she has a fuzzy coat or the sexy cloaks a sexy coat can make all the difference walking into a place yeah okay so if you have a sexy coat you can still feel sexy yeah this show's going all the hell i don't know what's going on okay uh let's take a quick break here so we can welcome our second half sponsors. Do you want to do this? No, go ahead. Okay. I'm the quiet one. Hold on a moment. Tonight's second half of the show is brought to you by James out of Houston, Texas. James is one of our loyal listeners and wanted the opportunity to be a sponsor of The Crazy Truth. If you'd like to be a sponsor of the show as well yourself a group or club contact us today at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com otherwise james thanks for your support we're back bitch welcome back to the second half of the show again i'm still cole and i'm still amanda the wicked witch of the west what over here what are you doing what jesus christ well we gotta do two shows now okay so all right so onward and upward with our let's feel sexy episode okay okay so here's here's the next thing now here's people okay the key to this everybody in listening land is to listen to the whole statement okay because when i first say this people are gonna get fucking instantly ass hurt like none of this ought to be good okay work out take care of your bodies and work out yeah look at the look I get there now wait a minute here's the thing I'm not saying okay I'm not saying that everybody I'm not saying what your level of fitness or your level of whatever should be every single person I don't care what your body type is okay I't care, has a certain point where they feel better about themselves than at other times. Would you agree with that statement?
Speaker3: I agree.
Speaker1: I'm not saying you need to be a supermodel because, look, here's the deal. Anybody that thinks you have to be a supermodel to be in a lifestyle, fuck you, okay? I'm not saying that. But what I'm saying is if in the winter we are not as active, we're not in a full hibernation mode i would be if my wife would love me just saying shit i would be if i could but we are we're not as active and so the problem is when we're not as active we don't it's proven exercise makes you feel better right there's endorphins and drugs and shit that's releasing body. So if you're not doing as much during the winter as you are during the summer, you're not going to feel as good. So you're not going to have as positive of a body image of yourself when you look in the mirror. Okay. Yeah. Well, you were just leaving my ass to flounder on this one like none other. So I, what saying is i don't care if if uh yes there you go but do something fuck more do something do some sort of whatever so that you keep your body in a place that makes you happy because because here's the deal i promise you I don't care if you Bucking A signs No I'm just kidding No here's the thing I don't care if you fucking a sign no i'm just kidding no here's the thing i don't care if you sit around all week long and you go to work you go to a job you come home on the bed and you do nothing okay but during the summer you have activities you do because it's nice out whatever you do nothing all week long monday monday through friday friday night gets here you're not going to be as jazzed up to go out you're not going to have the energy to want to whether get dolled up or get dressed up as a guy or brave the cold and go somewhere because you're in this mode of doing nothing right and then i don't care who you are whatever your sexy favorite outfit is and this is guys and girls okay whatever your favorite sexy outfit is you're going to Thank you. right and then i don't care who you are whatever your sexy favorite outfit is and this is guys and girls okay whatever your favorite sexy outfit is you're gonna put it on and it's not gonna look as good and if you're a guy that favorite shirt that you feel really confident you're gonna put it on well the fucking it don't it doesn't look the same way on you and then all of a sudden you're not gonna be wanting to go out okay so it's this is not body shaming so anybody shaming suck my dick uh it's not body shaming it's just reality based you need to keep a mental or a physical level of where you feel good every day whatever it is right okay so but in the winter it's a challenge i mean it gets dark earlier and all that shit so it's hard to find. So one of the things, and this is a personal challenge I deal with all the time. Because once it gets dark, then I'm like ready for a nap. I am a giant fucking cat. I'm ready to fall asleep. So you have to find things, little activities to do to force yourself to keep moving. Whether it be on a treadmill, whether it go shopping at the mall or go walk on a mall or go visit an art museum or go do something to get yourself moving and out of the house here's the difference between us and a lot of other people out there I'll say the shit that people won't say because it's not politically correct to be there are going to be some people that are going to listen to this and go that's fucking body shaming now when i sit at home i like jack no that's exercise damn it for your vibrator yeah for me too thank you very much ask those kegels that's true okay okay so when i sit at home what do i I do? You snack. All day long. Yeah, yeah. Because there's a sense of, there's a dull boredom with it. But if I have something to do, I don't think I'm bored and need to eat. Here's the thing. We've both been guilty of it. You get home, it's already dark, you know, it's darkened. Half hour after you get home. It you get home it's depressing so it feels late it feels depressing again lack of movement equals depression those are those are facts i'm not just being a dick and making this up you know so you you eat or you take a nap or i mean just doing simple like daily chores like laundry becomes like this arduous process right to do because you don't feel like doing shit so the thing is what i say is we and we all have to challenge again it i'm going to stress this one more time for anybody who thinks i'm body shaming i'm not okay it is what it is you have to keep moving and everybody tends to slow down in the winter time so here's the deal maybe let's see you have a snowblower for those of us that live in the snow uh you know yeah and so instead of using instead of uh snow blowing the whole walk do like half of it and use a shovel on the other half yeah i don't care what anyone says when you when you're active and your blood's you feel good and more energy here's the thing maybe it's just playing with kids or or you know doing something uh other than i have to fight taking a nap all the time i have to do something you know maybe it's organizing that closet you hadn't thought about organizing or you know categorizing your books or i've been trying to draw or paint yeah draw some sort of activity to keep my mind off of thinking about i want to eat well it here's the deal idle hands are the work of the devils woo so i mean the the thing is is you have to do something to keep yourself physically active and then the night doesn't just drag and you you know just go to bed at like 6 30 because it's dark okay so so there's the next one so stay active activity and as much as i hate to have to admit this drinking is not necessarily a full-time activity but you'll find i here's the deal if you stay active during the week i promise you'll be much more excited and active and ready to go out over the weekend at least one night of the weekend you'll be willing to brave the cold. Even if you have physical limitations. Right. You can still find ways to stay active. You can find ways. Okay. So that's your body. Now this is the next one I'm going to be a big one on. Okay. Okay. You know what's going to be funny? No one's going to like this show. Okay. Go for it. Okay. The next one is mentally mentally challenge yourself okay during the winter right because again it gets dark sooner look when you live in places like alaska okay for example uh that has so many hours of darkness and and whole nine yards there there's proven facts about what happens to the human body and challenges that people have to deal with that I don't know. so many hours of darkness and the whole nine yards there there's proven facts about what happens to the human body and challenges that people have to deal with that and even here in the midwest in anywhere in the country where it gets darker sooner depression and there's challenges with that right so again active mind so mind games challenge yourself you know pick up that word puzzle but shit we all have phones so whether you're doing a coloring app on the phone or it's not really keeping your mind active it's actually just de-stressing it's de-stressing but it's doing something you know for for me i'm playing the miniature golf game all the time on my phone or or i like to play word puzzles or you know read a read read a book or use your tablet and read read something or i don't know build a fucking popsicle house smoke more i don't care what you do i tried the matchsticks that's a fail yeah but here's the thing you tried something new yep right so when you when you try something new when you challenge your mind mentally look this isn't even just good just for for the lifestyle this is good for like just overall health in general right but when you challenge yourself mentally and you're constantly growing and you're constantly your mind's doing shit and it's active it wards off depression it wards off which in the lifestyle can also mean helps ward off things like uh jealousy and drama and a self-doubt and the whole nine yards and and here's the reality of it is when you are physically and mentally on point and feeling good what else is going to be good the fucking is going to be good the sex is going to be the sex is going to be better i mean look we've all had sex we're like yeah well okay yep fine we'll fuck and it's like okay good night okay no one is going to have this thing well i was really feeling shitty about myself and really down and then i had mind-blowing sex no one's gonna say that because that doesn't happen but when people are up and they're excited so think of it this way if you spent okay we're gonna take sunday out of the equation right because sundays everybody hates sundays because sunday means monday's coming you gotta go to work you have to get everything ready right you're trying to get the kids lunch packed and your husband's lunch packed and fucking clothes clean and and you know make sure you know your regular shit's going down everything's moving smooth for the week right so but if you take every monday through friday well let's say monday through thursday right because friday night you're gonna go out out monday through thursday you're active when you get home every night right from work and every night you're doing something either hobby or something that challenges your brain and keeps keeps your brain active and and not just like not just like zoning out watching tv okay this is the one time i'm going to throw out this out here video games in this case are actually a good thing because some video games because mental stimulation because yeah because they're thinking and you're doing it's not just a mindless sort of thing right can't make that sound again okay so if you do that monday through thursday when friday night gets here or you can say mond say Monday through Friday if you go out Saturday night, we'll say that. Monday through Friday, so Saturday night gets here, you know what? You're going to have a shit ton of energy. You're going to be excited to go out because you're going to feel good. Okay, it's still winter and it's still shitty and it's still cold and all that shit's still, you know, you might not just be like the same as like a summer day, just fucking bouncing off the walls. But you're like, okay, yeah, yeah, let's go do something. Let's go hang with some friends. So you're going to be upbeat and ready. So Saturday, you're going to be getting ready. Saturday night, you're going to go out. It's going to be a good time. Maybe it'll be a great time. Maybe there'll be some sport sex, sport fucking going on. Maybe I'll just be hanging out with friends, good time at the bar, going to listen to a great band, whatever the case may be. You're going to feel fucking pretty damn good. So then what happens? Sunday morning comes around. You may be a little hungover. Good job. You know, whatever the case may be, you're going to be getting ready for work on Monday, right? So you have the Sunday blues. Only here's the deal. We've all done it as swingers. You go and you have a kick-ass fucking weekend right you go out and you fuck like a rock star gives you something to talk about all day well yeah it gives something to talk about or think about if you're single whatever something to replay in your head but you've went you had sex with all the it's like everything fell. Perfect. You got the dudes with the big cocks and knew how to rock them. You got the hot fucking chicks that are way out of my league, whatever the case may be.
Speaker3: Right?
Speaker1: And you feel you're like all kinds of jazz. And Sunday you're like, yeah. And yeah, we got to go to work Monday. But instead of going, fuck, it's Monday. Monday's coming.
Speaker3: Fuck.
Speaker1: And you're looking like the cat hanging. Oh, it is Monday. Whatever. You're like, yeah yeah it's monday but it's not that big of a deal so then all of a sudden you walk in on monday morning and instead of being a douchebag or a twa waffle like 90 of your co-workers you're like hey good morning what's up and your week starts better then what happens. Monday night comes along and it's easier to do all those other things it's easier to go ahead hop in the tub keep your legs shaved keep your cooter shaved keep your junk shave lube yourself up so you don't look like a lizard right it's easier to go ahead and it's go ahead it's easier to take and to go through, and, well, you know, this outfit looks kind of good, or whatever, and you're already starting to think about the weekend, and all of a sudden it's easier to go ahead. Oh, hey, I want to, like for me, I want to get 10 minutes on the treadmill. No, treadmill, fuck no. I'm going to put away this box of shit since we moved. I'm going to tackle this, my office. So my office is do have a treadmill out there shut up shut up is there a treadmill in the studio no i'm just kidding no it's out there but once we start getting everything put away it's easier going go you know what i'm gonna tackle this box of stuff and get it put away you know so i can get this done in my office whatever the case would be and and you rest better and so it's it's a self-fulfilling prophecy right and that's what people don't get look the key to a great time in the lifestyle is feeling great personally okay so now i want to throw this out here for a second because as a couple look if you come home every day and you do all those things, right? But I come home every day and all I do is go, fuck that. I go take a nap and I'm not doing those things. Come Saturday night, you're ready to go out. Come Saturday night, I feel like shit. I don't want to go out. Do you see the problem? Okay, so it's kind of like if we're both smokers and you're trying to quit, but I keep smoking in front of you. It's hard for you to quit. Well, it's kind of easy if I'm being kind of the deadbeat, so to speak, and I'm going to start going, because I feel bad, because you're fucking doing all this shit, and I'm laying on the couch, right? So all of a sudden, I'm going. Would you really feel bad? No, probably not. No, but yeah, I would, because then I'm going to go, just sit down, just sit down. You've done that to me before. Because that's the natural way people are. Well, fuck, slow down, because then i feel bad about myself because i'm not doing what you're doing okay and so if you're a couple here's the thing do this together like you don't have to do the exact same activities you know what you don't want to do to feel good about you i don't need to lube my ass okay you do because that's important. Whatever, but we don't have to do the exact same activities, but if we both are doing something so that come Saturday night, we're both excited, that's like a huge game changer. That's a huge game changer in all aspects of, obviously, your life, but all aspects of swinging. Because now all of a sudden, you know you know fuck what's going to happen is not only is our swinging sex life going to get better most likely our sex life is going to get better our communication will be better you won't have to be drunk to deal with me and i won't have to be fucking drunk to deal with him how often am i drunk no i yeah we're not but i'm just you know when i it's not going to be work and the other thing then comes instead of look saturday night to go out if i'm trying to sell you on the fact that you look beautiful and you're trying to sell me on the fact that i look sexy we're both going out going out it's all bullshit but if we're both feel good uh and we both feel sexy we both feel hot then when we want to go out it's like yeah let's go hey you want to go out yeah let's go out you know and and it becomes just way more of a of a hot activity you know and if you're if you're a single i know it's harder because it's just you but it also is easier because you don't have somebody else trying to drag you down yeah Very true. You know, and if you're a single, I know it's harder because it's just you. But it also is easier because you don't have somebody else trying to drag you down. Yeah, very true. You know, but I mean, do you think that makes sense? I think this is true. Maybe we should try this. No, we are doing this. What are we getting in comments on that? Actually, this whole week has been nothing but just chaos, it seems like. Well, yeah. Well, two weeks. Yeah. Well, Shelly said you need to build each other up better than sabotaging. Who said that? Shelly. That's right. Well, and here's the thing. It's not just your spouse you have to watch out for with this shit. No. Okay, so I know. There's a lot of negative people out there that will drag you down. Okay, so, you know, I'm going to pick this up. Right here, these motherfuckers right here these these can be the biggest curses out there cell phones social media okay because you know what there's a lot of negativity on facebook so there's a lot of negativity on twitter there's a lot of negativity on tv there's a lot of you know uh and i know this is about swinging about whatever but there's a lot of negative other people in your family you know there's there's the shit going on with the kids and if you have teenagers they suck and and you know i mean whatever else going on so there's a lot of things out there that can grab you and and stop you so there's one of the challenges it's like okay you have to identify what's stopping you look getting on facebook i am the biggest addict to Facebook of the challenges. It's like, okay, you have to identify what's stopping you. Look, getting on Facebook, I am the biggest addict to Facebook in the world, right? Yeah, you are. Shit. Okay, well, okay, I am. But the thing is, there's been times you've had to say to me, because we run the pages, obviously my phone goes off, though, not on time. There's been times you've had to this literally take my phone away send out a message saying he's unavailable and shut my phone off because it's just dragging me down okay and it happens to everybody so you have to see you got to know hey look okay this is enough's enough you know there's friends in your life that their friends are acquaintances and they, man, they will throw drama on Facebook. They'll throw drama at you, you know, text messages on the phone. You have to work to eliminate those people, right? You just have to because those are all people that will stop you from reaching the ultimate level of you, which in turn means you're stopping you from reaching the ultimate level of the lifestyle the reason we do casbah style oh shit the reason we the reason we do casbah style uh and it's swing with attitude because this is that you said it's a big fuck you to the normal the normal way okay swinging is supposed to be fun and if it's not fun if it's work or if it's dread or if it's anything that's it, then the reality is you're doing it wrong. And that's the thing it's not anybody else like you have to own that shit you're doing it wrong so you had to look at these little things what can you do to make it fucking hot and make it fun and whatever and number one is you got to feel sexy i know like i was just talking we were going through clothes like with my with my dick my dick bumpers that i call them right now that did that fucking drives me nuts i know it does so but here's the thing i can do two things i can bitch about my dick bumpers which they'll stove there and each time i eat more chips they'll just fill up fuller and fuller and my dick will be more and more bumpered okay or i can get my lazy ass out walking around like i like to do anyways and i take care of them so the choice the ownership becomes you ever since we moved i've hit my target activity every day since we've moved you like one day you like climb like mount everest literally you had enough steps like what 70 000 no literally, you had enough steps. Like, what, 70,000 steps. No, that was moving day. In the snowstorm, that was hell. 22,000 steps. It was like, holy crap. And you know what? We've talked about it since we've moved, because we are, every night we come home, we're trying to tackle one or two boxes, or whatever the case may be. You know, it's like, all of a sudden, oh, fuck, it's 10, it's 1030. You know, and then know and then weekends come now obviously we've had snow and stuff but like doing the benefit we were able to fucking tackle that with way more enthusiasm because we felt better about ourselves alright Dr. Phil fuck yeah you ain't got nothing on me bitch alright so this is a great place to wrap up I do believe okay so again we want to thank our sponsors of the show number one
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