Krazy Truth #41 A Snow show!!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey you crazy motherfuckers, welcome back to another episode of The Crazy Truth. I am not your normal host with the most coal, am i the lovely lovely miss amanda i am the sound guy you're listening to me right now because winter weather sucks and due to certain storms we've been unable to record so i thought i would throw together a little segment of some of my favorite clips from both the crazy truth and from our youtube series crazy quickies if you've not checked out the crazy quickies i recommend you do now before we get into today's episode i do have to take a moment for a word from our first half sponsors do you need a little more glide in your slide or the other way around slide in your gliding either way you need to visit our good friends at spunk lube that's right they'll make sure that your penis will slide in and out in no time at all uh spunk lube you always have a friend in casbah visit them at www.spunklube.com and put casbah in the coupon code so for the first part of today's show we're going to be looking at episode three of the Crazy Quickies, talking about pictures.
Speaker2: I especially like this episode because it talks a lot about loving yourself and the skin you're in. Let's take a look. We're going to talk about pictures. That's right. Pictures, pictures for your profile, pictures that you send out, pictures. Okay.
Speaker1: Okay, so here's the deal with pictures, first and foremost. Remember, the pictures you they're kind of like bait it's like fishing right really right so we all know you're going to take and put the most effective bait possibly out there so usually people are going to put pictures where they look their best uh-huh well of course we're going to draw them in totally acceptable all right but the thing with pictures is that we're gonna take and at some point in time in a perfect world quit touching shit in a perfect world we're actually gonna take and meet these people live in person kind of like the fish is gonna come out of the water and see us there you go so the key with pictures and what we want to talk about is putting pictures that accurately represent who you are because if you don't when you go to actually meet up with the person and you don't have the deer filter on and so you don't have the big doe eyes and you don't have antlers and big fuzzy fucking ears they're not even going to fucking recognize you or how about an up- one? Or an up-to-date one. Exactly. So that's what we're going to talk about. Because people... Okay, everybody knows we all look better, or most of us look better when we were younger. So step one is, you hit it, up-to-date pictures. Here's the thing. If you take and put a picture like this one, this is a picture of you and i on our wedding day 24 plus years i look the same i don't know about you yeah i do too minus like 10 pounds of hair which i'll gained in chins okay so we put this picture on on our profile to come meet us i mean granted my hair looked a little 80s but you know people gonna oh look at this couple then we show up here we are now okay so what's probably going to happen is they're going to recognize you and they're going to be like why'd you bring your dad with you i don't look like that anymore you do when you smile you have more yellow lines just right you've yelled at me you've yelled at me a few times what did you call it yellow yellow lines yellow lines i've never heard of that where you scrunch up your eyes when you yell at me just we'll talk about that off air and put it with the lawyers that's squinting from the sun because i don't wear sunglasses well you squint a lot inside when i fuck shit up that look right there it is that is no more squinting in the man on the moon just so you all know if you get that look from miss amanda it's not because it's too bright out just saying anyways focus okay so the picture is number one up-to-date pictures now you can take pictures that are look good of you i mean it doesn't have to be like you know here's cole in his underwear right after like three cinnamon rolls you know crap pictures you can but they can still look good pictures but up-to-date pictures remember again you're going to see these people okay we are 46 and 47 years old i know so whether or not we like the fact that we have laugh lines and yell at lines we do and so we have to take it you have to embrace that stuff oh i suppose okay so the next one is because this is a great guys listen to this part miss amanda what's the number one thing when you take a picture that every woman does? It's all about what? Angles.
Speaker2: Angles.
Speaker3: Okay, so talk about the angle picture because every woman knows how to take an angle picture.
Speaker2: Well, duh.
Speaker1: Well, show.
Speaker2: Show? Show. Demonstrate.
Speaker1: Show.
Speaker3: You take a picture like this.
Speaker2: It elongates your neck so you don't have the saggy neck.
Speaker1: Hides the chins. And then if you have a big butt like i do it makes it look tiny so it basically takes and it makes you it it's like okay angles are like a fun house mirror well i mean kind of ish ish but the thing is again okay so when you're in person remember if all your pictures are these angles so it makes you look way younger way thinner or like like just totally different proportionate unless you are made of rubber when you're in person the regular you is going to show okay so you can't walk around you're not gonna be able to elongate your neck like a giraffe the whole time you're i mean you're gonna walk you're gonna be walking around like like you're like a robot you're all weird and stuff that's not gonna look normal so look all right so again you're going to see people in person keep it keep the pictures real right okay keep the picture real so here's kind of what we're telling you to do because this is something we do again this is just our opinion but it's about love thyself okay love your body look here's the deal i'm not interested in somebody that weighs 80 pounds and has no meat on their bones uh i know some people that are not interested in somebody that is tall or somebody that is short or somebody that is whatever. There's all different body types. There's somebody for every single body type. And what that says is, guess what? People want to see the real you because that's who they're going to meet. All right, so be proud of your be proud look if you're old like we are in your parent be proud of your yell at lines and proud of your laugh lines and everything else because you've earned every one of those motherfuckers it is what it is if you've got a nice butt be proud of your butt the thing is is that it doesn't matter the confidence to show the real you in a picture that's sexy that that will absolutely that will absolutely cause people to want to get in touch with you when you're confident say this is who i am then that's what we want because here's the we're not fooling anybody no when you take and put a a doctored an angled a whatever picture you know back in the 80s it was glamour shots okay if you take one glamour shot picture on there no one believes you actually look like that unless you're a celebrity and you have a staff to follow you around and and do like fluffing not the good kind but but like decorative, decorative fluffing on you all the time, we understand, you know? Here's the deal. Sometimes, you know what a really hot picture is for me, for a woman? You're like, whoa, here we go. Have I done this before? No. Sometimes a super hot pic can be a gal that's, like, like a vacation pic where they're like ball cap on, shades, just being natural. That can be pretty fucking sexy. That is way more sexy than the one that makes you look like an elf or a deer. Filters suck ass. Here's the reality. Filters blow goats. Unless you can do that in real life. If you can actually make your eyes that buggy in real life, then fucking please do that in person because I want to see it. You never know. I'm going to try. That's my goal. Saturday. The Saturdays you're going to try to make buggy eyes? Usually I do pictures on Saturdays. You do do pictures on Saturdays. Occasionally I kind of slow down. You'll have to hold your breath for a long time. So I'm going to do one all natural. Perfect. Which I don't ever do. No. And I'll put a ball cap on and maybe a jersey. And pigtails. Okay, and pigtails. I mean, we're just throwing that out there. Because I wear my hair in pigtails so often. Actually, if you could do braids, pigtail braids, just hypothetically throwing that out there. Do you have something with braids? Maybe. I'm just saying. Really? It's range. Yeah, it's rodeo night. I don't think my hair's long enough, but okay. We don't know until we try. And then I'll do one where I'll paint my face and make my eyes look bigger so I have deer eyes. Okay, and we will post this on all of the places that you can reach us, which you know all the places you can reach us at. We'll make sure we throw that in here, a picture of her eyes done, Miss Amanda doing the doe picture. All right, so for our next segment, we're going to be looking at part of Crazy Truth Episode 30, talking about getting along and competitions between businesses there are this person was wondering why in certain communities there are multiple clubs clubs or or swinger businesses whatever the case may be okay but they have the history of being, it's like a fucking turf war between
Speaker2: them and this is whatever the case may be okay but they have the history of in of being it's like a
Speaker1: fucking turf war between them yeah and and instead of working together and their question was why is it that when they're the same common goal why is it that both groups aren't working together why why would that why why would that be that didn't make any sense to them and they wanted to know if we would address this on the show or had we addressed it on the show before. Right. Okay, and we have it. The reason why that we have, yep, there you go. The reason why we haven't addressed it before is because, well, it's just one of those things. Look, here's the deal. What everybody needs to know, and you have to keep in mind all the way through by the way you guys have to make sure you watch our youtube channel because while i'm talking those of you just listening this man is floundering around the sound guy's getting dog treats out it's awesome uh okay so the reason the reason that we think it happens doesn't happen does it probably happen everywhere is it just local where we're at no it's not just local where we're at it it legitimately happens all over the place right here's the thing everybody you have to keep in mind look the lifestyle as much as people want to go it's not a business it is a business it 110 is a business right so the reality of it is is the reason when you have multiple clubs that are that are or groups that are squabbling amongst themselves okay number one it's bullshit that they are that's on them i'm going to put this out there really extremely loud and clear for everybody to hear so there's no misunderstanding on this simply put it is the owner's responsibilities of of multiple groups to fucking play nice okay if you can't play nice then you're a douchebag okay so the thing is is part of what you have to understand if you're somebody in the lifestyle multiple options is a great thing it is awesome to have multiple options right right if you go to a small community and i don't know some of our listeners are in big cities so believe it or not folks for those of you like in la and stuff there are places they don't they don't have like indians or anything but like small towns that have like 500 people in them okay the thing is native americans sorry sound guy so they have they they have uh they in a small town if you only have one restaurant in the small town that restaurant will have a hard time staying in business it is better to have two restaurants people go well why would you want two because it's the same reason we swing why do we want two pussies instead of one pussy because two is more fun it's options I'm sorry. Why would you want two? Because it's the same reason we swing. Why do we want two pussies instead of one pussy? Because two is more fun. It's options, right? I love your pussy. It rocks. It's great. It fits me like a glove. Just saying. But you know what? I certainly enjoy every now and then venturing out and sampling other pussy and putting my dick there and see how that works out. It's the same thing, okay? Competition, it's not competition, it's options. Options. Okay, so that this way, hey, you know what? This week, we want to go to point A. Sometimes you don't want the same thing every week. You want a different kind of party. You want a different vibe. Just to sit back, relax, enjoy, and have conversation. Maybe the next week, you want to dancing and have a joyful time. Maybe one week you're really on the prowl. Yeah. Okay, one week you're really hardcore on the prowl. The thing is, what it does, or just a different feel, or different people. Look, it's okay. As a business owner, you're not going to get all the people to come every single week to the same one. Here's a perfect example. Our page. We have a huge page. We support all kinds of other groups on our page, right? We have one big party a year. Crazy Winter Nights coming up. We'll plug that more in just a few minutes. But we have a lot of little pages that are on there. We have a lot of people that come on our page. We just had it again. Great news news we're starting a little page because CASB is so big uh you know no disrespect but we want to make sure that that it's more local what did we do when we saw that post we applauded it we were like okay awesome you know why because we want people to have options sweet if maybe one day you know you're not as excited to hear what people in Marylandaryland are doing on our page you only want to know what people are doing in the local community right here a name that the city's not supporting us so fuck you i'm just kidding so i mean but i mean so you want to know what's going on right there variety is the spice of life that's what it's all about okay so you want to take and make sure that that you understand that now as a swinger as a kinkster as whatever you have a little bit of a responsibility too when you have multiple places in town okay if you have owners that are in turf wars stand on that bullshit that's their fucking problem not yours right okay that's their crap their problem their bullshit you want to know what you want to do what's best for you which should be support all the local clubs visit them all now you may find one that you like more than another that's okay too weird it's like a restaurant you may eat at mcdonald's i'm sorry you may eat at this place with arches okay you may eat at this place with arches but the chicken is okay because you're on the road but you'd rather go to the place with the crown because their strips are better okay so you find one that you like better than the other this is really hard you find one place that's better than the other or one place you like more so you may visit it more frequently but don't get caught up in the drama and the bullshit don't talk shit okay because then all you're doing is perpetuating the problem and then guess what that makes you look like a douchebag like the owners that are fucking in a turf war don't do that shit you know we support all kinds of parties we support every group out there we have some groups that we prefer more than others. Right? We have some people that hate us. Believe it or not, we have haters. Weird. We have haters. We do. In our group and others. Some people in our group despise them and go back and report. Neat. Whatever. Anyways. They're everywhere. But the thing is, we support all of them. Right? Rock on. We encourage people. Be as part of many groups as possible be as be as active in the last so support all the different clubs go visit them go do something new okay but don't okay you know in the grand scheme thing don't lose sight of what it is okay here i'm gonna fucking just say it straight up so there's no misunderstanding about this because i i have no fear of saying things that that might piss people off the sound guy's going no shit dumbass keep saying names um don't let anybody fucking bullshit you or tell you that if they have uh if they're doing anything in the lifestyle okay that they're just doing it for fun if there is money and at any point if there's services or goods exchanging hands or money it is a motherfucking business okay so don't buy into the bullshit and crap that it's just for the love of the lifestyle no it's not because guess what the love of the fucking lifestyle does not pay rent okay it does not it is what it is so don't get sucked into that don't let that defer deter you because you know what they're trying to do something they're providing an option for a place for you to go but it's a lot of work and it's a lot of work and it it costs money but love doesn't know if anybody out there listening to this anywhere in the world can find some place that your utility company will accept love as payment please please for the love of god get a hold of me because we're moving there okay it just doesn't happen okay so don't get sucked into that bullshit don't believe that okay and and don't believe the guilt trips that go with it of why you can only go one place or the other yeah you are a consumer okay yes part of what you're consuming is hopefully other people's pussies or dick sport fucking but you're a consumer so you have the right to go consume or be consumed at wherever you want to go to okay and there should be no animosity by you going to one place or the other and don't get caught up in the turf wars of someone bad mouthing another group yeah here's the other thing you know what the best way to find out is believe it is experience don't listen to what somebody else says because here's the deal okay let's give a hypothetical shall we i've been known to have a cocktail or two okay so let's say that i go to a business well it'd been a shitty week at work and shitty this or whatever that and i'm about half cracked i've been drinking i've been drinking out of flask since all the way down there i get there and i'm all fucking liquored up and like an acting like a fool like a complete jackass straws up your nose and everything straws up my nose my dick's out whatever and i don't get laid okay okay and and i go home and i pass out and i'm all pissed off so the next thing you know i'm on the way this place fucking sucks you can't have no hot chicks maybe maybe okay really was the place that bad or was i just a tool and fucked it all up i was just a tool and fucked it all up but if you automatically go well cole said that place was fucking nothing but bad did you hear that and you don't go and then you start telling other people oh that place sucks you know there's no hot chicks you can't get laid there how the fuck do you know that you don't and then you're part of the problem so don't don't do that you know what file it away and go something to think about but make your own decision don't listen to anybody else tell you you should or should not go to a party an event a club an event or a place go experience yourself everybody likes different things just because i like one thing doesn't mean you're gonna like it exactly and go and experience and see check it out for yourself look don't be a mindless fucking sheep i mean that's really what it amounts to one of the things in lifestyle that's so funny okay this is about as adult of an activity as you could possibly have for a hobby look okay you can be a tool and be into golf and no one thing anything different right you could be uh you can you there's a lot of things you can do for hobbies that does not require any adultness in the least sticking your dick in other people's wives or or you know letting other husbands fuck you or whatever that's pretty goddamn adult okay so the reality of it is this is an activity that should be uber mature so okay so once we eliminate porn swinging which is like you know bounce you can bounce bounce every every pizza guy's hot every whatever okay but in real life swinging you would think and a lot of new people think come to well everybody's going to be very very mature the problem is you get in the lifestyle and a lot of times you will find some of the most immature fucking people ever okay and how do you stop it don't contribute to the problem as soon as you have a 13 year old thought okay this is the thing as soon as you have a 13 year old thought if it's something that you would have thought of when you were in junior high don't say it go oh fuck that sounds like a junior high kid don't say it don't perpetuate the problem be mature if more people act mature maturity will like abound right but the thing is is that's where that whole thing of listening to rumors buying into fucking turf wars and bullshit and so and so said this and so and so said that look at 46 years old there's like three people in this world that i'll believe if they tell me something. You're one of them. Weird. You're number one. Imagine that. We know that there's somebody that's a number two. Okay. And like my mother. And now with snow swinging, I don't ask questions about that. I was going to say, did you really want her opinion about sex? No. Yeah. Just saying. Mom, I've got this question. So if I got two girls on me, which one should i service no anyway so i mean she would freak out yeah she'd be like ah this is a big one i didn't say enough that you can be sued for that thanks very much okay so but i mean really literally you know i'm gonna listen to you you're way up here way at the tip top and then and then we got a number two that I'll listen to. Okay. Other than that, I'm going to go check it out. I've had friends that I've had for, I've had friends that I've known longer than you that have told me things and I still went and checked it out myself. And I trust them. They're very, very good close personal friends. I, at at 46 years old am not going to trust or leave anything up to somebody else's opinion i'm going to go find out for me it's just an opinion it's just an opinion you know and the thing is is that it's that way about people right okay we're really big on if you tell somebody's a dick if you've never been a dick to me or dick to you then we don't have a problem now once you have been a twat waffle or whatever to one of us then we're gonna make our own assess it's like the one time um one gal came to me and she goes well we're gonna hook up with this couple what do you think about them i said oh they're really fun and then after we were done she goes oh my god how come you didn't tell me he'd dirty talk and all that well that's not my cup of tea but it might be yours so i wasn't gonna fill in that information right right plus here's the thing we had no way to know that they we don't know how couples are with other couples we can only base on us so now again once you've proven yourself to be you know. Cock-knocker. There'll be pictures. That's a new one. Actually, that's going to be a game we're going to come out with. Casbah, come play cock-knocker. It's all I'm up here in my brain. Cock-knocker. Where the hell did you come up with that? I got all kinds of shit like that up there. Oh, wow. What happens when you sit around and talk to squirrels all day? So the thing is, is that, okay, once you've proven it, it's a different ballgame. But I'm still not going to share that information with somebody else. I'm not going to walk up to somebody else and go, my God, they're a cockknocker. Because one, I'd have to explain what a cockknocker is. But I mean, seriously, I mean, I'm not going to go up and say that because, you know what? How do I know? You know, it is what it is. So you have to strive in every part of the lifestyle, whether it be individuals, whether it be businesses, whether it be pages or clubs or groups, whatever the case may be, field trips, I don't give a fuck, condom brands, whatever the case may be, you have to be mature about it. There is a desperate need for more maturity in the lifestyle. Here's what I'm going to so our kids know that obviously what we do our oldest one is deeply involved with the process of our lifestyle what I mean by wow that got weird I probably defined that a little bit better no that weird fucking made up king but he helps with our, it's part of the CASBA team, production-wise, not part of the CASBA fucking team. The sport fucking team is a totally separate entity. We're like the boats and stuff. Anyways. You think back to that, one of the first Halloween parties that we went to, we were in a lifestyle, and here was the owners, and they're dancing around, and her son is the DJ, and she proceeded to lift up her dress and show her son her cooter. Yeah, yeah, that was weird. Hey, guess how many times went to those parties? Once. That was the same one where they said, ooh, you don't want to let her go out because they had port-a-potties because the geese will attack. And I was like, you know what? I'm like, they are not, oh no, they're mean. And they were,. They were right up on the fence. And Hong, it was like, oh, Jesus, sweet mother. And we just wanted to have sex. We didn't fucking, ah. It was like fucking. There was this movie where people kill college kids, and there's a barn. And we only went once, and that's all. Anyway, so, but even our 26-year-old goes, wow, there's some serious like immature shit and i and it is it is and so you know but we can all you can do is control yourself but if we all make this big stand united again kumbaya here we go i don't think there's any rights on that song anyways and we all strive together to be to be you know the best that we can possibly be and as mature as we possibly can be we can stop a lot of that shit all the way through and then the lifestyle just becomes more fun for everybody can you imagine a world without drama take a minute everybody give me a moment of silence I added the background I mean wow wouldn't that be amazing everybody take a minute everybody give me a moment of silence I had to do the background I mean wow wouldn't that be amazing could you fathom that shit you know a lot of people just strive off the drama that's why they have soap operas and the best part is you know how you find those people look in their profiles it says we hate drama that's usually a pretty good indicator we say we hate it but it's the people that preach it over and over again it's like um you're amazing no it's the ones that start every conversation you know i just hate the trauma of this bullshit but did you hear it's like when it's like when white people are going to be racist i don't mean to be racist but and then and then it starts i don't want to tell stories about other people but and you're saying motherfucker yeah and and this is here is why i drink so much because as soon as i hear the that i don't like drama but i i start drinking and i just drink myself silly you at a bar when someone goes i hate drama but you go stop right there i don't want to hear it yes i have yes i have and they went what and go no you said you don't like it so don't spread it so shut the fuck up well folks looks like we've just about reached the halfway point we got a couple more segments for you right after a short message from our second half sponsors okay hey would you like the opportunity to advertise on a brand new up-and-coming hot podcast and its second season reaching thousands of listeners every single week? 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Speaker3: rest of it what's the rest of it i don't know what you don't listen to the shit we do i'm sorry i'm the host with the most but i'm not the host with the most you are right now i'm the host with the most amanda and this is I can't tell the straight face
Speaker1: This is the lovely i can't have a straight face this is the lovely lovely mr cole hi okay so we thought we thought we'd go ahead and change change it up a little bit because today's topic today's topic uh is hall passes and so i thought you know what because we all know who has the power in the lifestyle that would be the power of the vagina dun so we thought why not have miss amanda or Amanda be the lead on this and I would be the lovely Mr. Okay. Wait, stop. Punch. to jump in and take over at any point in time this is your show we want to find mine because you have all the power when it comes to a hall okay wait stop punt punt ponder what no you've got me all pause there pause okay so for those of you who don't know what a hall pass is you're obviously brand new in the lifestyle you don't know to ask for one of these yet a hall pass is permission to play alone or right given permission to play alone right exactly by your significant other so what that would mean in this situation is let's hypothetically say that there was actually a girl that wanted to fuck me and uh and and i wanted to fuck her yay uh and but she only plays alone she doesn't play as a couple so that's where i would go to miss man and go hey miss amanda i really want to go fuck this girl and she would say yay or nay now this you know you usually don't have a hall pass at a party you can have hall passes at parties but like she's got to be she's got to work late and here's the deal is it okay if i go meet up with with lovely contestant a and have sex with her alone that's a hall pass okay so when we're We'll be right back. and here's the deal is it okay if i go meet up with with lovely contestant a and have sex with her alone that's a hall pass okay so when we're talking about hall passes there's the first thing what type of hall passes are there there's the ultimate go play alone hall pass right there is party hall passes i mean that would be we do we do party hall passes more than anything else mm-hmm right and then there's also like you know i like to call it like you know the the super duper hall pass the unlimited hall pass yeah that would be more for friends with benefits we'll get to that in just a second so okay so we didn't use hall passes for quite a while oh no because we've been a lifestyle almost nine years and we really didn't use Hall Passes for quite a while. Oh, no. Because we've been in the lifestyle almost nine years, and we really didn't ever play alone until probably the last year and a half, two years. So a Hall Pass really wasn't something that we were really comfortable with. Some couples only play alone. So then they really don't have a Hall Pass type thing. That just how they that's just how they swing that's how they enjoy the lifestyle right when we first started talking about hall passes we probably talked about this for like a long time i mean i'm guessing probably a year or more before we ever agreed to to play alone before we were comfortable with it before we were comfortable with it because obviously there's all kinds of other things that go along with it when you when you take that leap to go ahead and start playing alone so think back to when we did the first hall pass which we did things kind of unique because both of our first hall passes was actually where we were not it just kind of worked out this way it wasn't like a plan but where we were not in the same town what happened so mine you were at a clear across a different state and on for yours i was in a different state so there were some added challenges there because we didn't have the the, when we come back, you know, we could talk face to face. We could reconnect, you know, the reconnection sucks. We didn't have any of that. We didn't get to mark our territories. So that was a challenging, a little more of a challenging thing with it. And the other challenge when we did our hall pass, well, at least with mine, mine with your hall pass it was somebody that we had played with them as a couple with mine it was someone that we'd never played with before and it was a single female so there's all kind of challenges so the first thing what what did what do you think is the biggest thing that you took out of with a hall pass if you had to tell anybody there in our situation what is the biggest thing you would tell them to do with a hall pass in that situation that they need to do what do you mean well what what is for me giving you one no well no for you let's say you've got somebody that's that's a new a new uh new in the last or new doing that what piece of advice would you give them talk about it afterwards at least yeah really that's the biggest thing communication i mean it always comes down to the same thing you have to talk about it there's a whole new series of emotions and whatever that goes with that with a hall pass here's the other thing now i don't know we're a little bit different. Some people give open-ended hall passes all the time. And, well, no. What happens is some people assume they have an open-ended hall pass. A hall pass is no different than anything else. You've got to take and make sure that you're on the same page on exactly what is and is not okay in the hall pass.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker1: Because if you don't, man, that is nothing but a fucking disaster absolutely waiting to happen. It doesn't matter. you're on the same page on exactly what is and is not okay in the hall pass. Right. Because if you don't, man, that is nothing but a fucking disaster absolutely waiting to happen.
Speaker3: Doesn't necessarily mean the no-go list is approved.
Speaker2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker1: Yeah, there still needs to be, you need to talk all that out because if you don't, a hall pass going from a really fun thing is going to suck ass. It's going to be really, really bad. Now, if it's a party hall pass, party hall passes are a little bit different, I think. I mean, we're kind of weird. Again, this is just our opinion. So a party hall pass is a little bit different because we're at a party. We're both talking to people, whatever the case may be. You're not setting up a separate time. It's like, hey, I'm with with you know bob and i'm gonna go i'm gonna go have sex with bob right now i'm gonna go but jill if there's any hot jills let me know anyway so i'm you know it's it's a different it's a little bit different story than that which do you prefer which are you more comfortable with now any of it but isn't it funny how much it changes it does but i think initially probably the more comfortable would be the party the party because you're still at the same party yes you and you you can reconnect you can reconnect you can actually you know when you're totally a long ways away that can be that can be over that can be kind of like overwhelming a little bit all the way across the board okay then you have the final hall pass which is the the true like the super hall pass we we both have a super hall pass with the on a couple of people which is okay so a hall pass it's that actually ties more down into like friends with benefits because at this point in time yeah we still communicate hey we're going to whatever we still make sure it's okay in that regard but it's not so much a like a permission thing it's not a you know it's like hey i'm gonna go take and hook up with this person i'll talk to you later you know type scenario it sometimes it's sometimes it's set up on a separate outside event sometimes it's at a party whatever it's really not a big deal at that point in time it's almost really more like friends with benefits but one thing we still do and it doesn't matter i cannot stress this enough we still communicate because even though on like we have the the last event we were at you were like well why didn't you you know you have an open-ended hall pass with this person why didn't you use it i said because i didn't get a chance to double check anyways it's not that i had to you know and you said you don't have to it's not that we have to it's more just a thing of it's a respect thing never forget that a hall pass is just that it's a hall pass it's a's a hall pass. It's a permission type thing. And one thing we've seen with lots of couples, if you take and abuse a hall pass, that's a quick way to exit out of the lifestyle. So the other thing I think, you tell me if you'd agree, if you're new in the lifestyle, don't start handing out hall passes right away. No. Take your time. You'll have plenty of time to get to hall passes. Stick with your rules. Keep communicating. You'll have a blast that way. Okay, do you remember my line on how to go out? Oh, my God. Come on, you can do it. Do I need to write this out for you? Doing it the only way I know how
Speaker3: and the only way I want to. Casbah style out.
Speaker1: Everybody likes a quickie because it's short and sweet.
Speaker2: Bye!
Speaker1: And now we are on to our final segment of the day. Crazy Truth, episode 15, talking about swinging with disabilities. I thought it was super cool that we did this episode and I would love to see a revisit later We'll be right back. crazy truth episode 15 talking about swinging with disabilities i thought it was super cool that we did this episode and i would love to see a revisit later on in the future enjoy this comes from uh again a uh out in utah there you go all right so here it is i have a blind friend who is interested in the lifestyle they were wondering how people with disabilities are treated how's the accessibility of events and are there special rules in place or safety precautions in place we're going deep right off the bat man hail mary motherfuckers here we go okay well first let's start with this fucking rock on and kudos for just because someone has a medical condition or a medical situation, that that should not preclude them from being in the lifestyle. Correct. Okay, so we have seen, we know, our own personal experience, we know a couple of folks that are paralyzed. We know a couple of folks that are amputees and uh we haven't specifically i have not known anyone specifically that's blind in the lifestyle i don't either so but obviously unless you've been swinging somewhere else sorry i thought you were going to the store man i was wrong uh that's cucumbers whyumbers. Why do we have so many cucumbers? But we've known people that have had other medical conditions that have insulin pumps and ostomies and the whole nine yards. So in terms of number one, in our opinion, and here, let's start with this actually i'm gonna i'm gonna fucking go straight on limb on this right off the bat okay here's the deal for anybody who's listening this is just our opinion just our opinion okay so if you don't agree with it number one fuck off send us a letter we'll read your hate mail on the air number two it's just our opinion it is okay So, we had to get all the bullshit out of the way right off the bat.
Speaker2: Okay, so, just our opinion. It is. Okay. So, we've got to get all the bullshit out of the way right off the bat.
Speaker1: Okay, so, first and foremost, the lifestyle, in theory, is supposed to be non-judgmental. It's supposed to be. Hey, let's put on a body-shaming meme. me uh so the thing is is that we wanted for someone to have a medical condition that should never preclude somebody from from being like that should not even be that should be that should not even be a fucking reason for someone to uh even vaguely consider not getting into the lifestyle now i think and i think you'll agree with me there is there's two schools of thoughts here right there's two levels of responsibility that go with this there is the level of responsibility of the individual because the individual does have some responsibilities on on things to make sure that their their experience is everything they want it to be which includes their safety they're all that okay and then there's expectations on the host or club or whatever right so which one you want to start with you want to go clubs or want to go individual well clubs should be pretty cut and dry so go with that one because they should cater to everybody. If they have their heads out of their ass. Okay, so with a club, yes, number one, a club should be, it's going to have to abide by all the regular, or should, all the regular laws, applicable laws with accessibility and access for anyone. So, look, if you're going to a sex club and they don't meet the regular building codes like any other building or any other business then you have a fucking problem okay you might want to reconsider whether you want to go to that club well now that i think about it we went to one where there were stairs to get to a bathroom and there's no way that a person in a wheelchair can go to the bathroom uh Uh-huh. Nice. That just dawned on me. Yeah, you would think. Or to the playroom. That's true. That's the whole thing. So, okay, number one, as a club, if you're running a business, run a business smart, make it accessible for everybody. I mean, because there's some really cool people that, here's the deal, some of their friends and some of their friends that don't have a medical condition probably aren't going to go somewhere that they can't, that's not accessible for their friend. I wouldn't. I'd be like, no, fuck you. Okay? So make sure that it should be accessible all the way across the board. I think that it's important if you have special needs accordingly that, depending on how the club is set up you probably should let them know if there are special needs that you need to know about the other thing would be obviously depending on what the situation is i going to a club with somebody is always a good idea i mean here's the should go to the club with somebody, especially if you're a female, anyways. I mean, going to a club by yourself can be a scary thing. There's safety things there as far as that goes. But if you're going with, you know, you have to understand, if you have certain special, and smile for the camera. I'm like, it's right at me. If you have special special needs along those lines so make sure that either you have somebody there that can help you out whatever but as a business get a hold of that club first to confirm that they have anything that they are accessible all the way across the board make sure that they have that and get a hold of them a club should be able to tell tell you, yes, hey, we are all set up. We do have this. This will work. Or here are our limitations. Okay? So obviously, if it's not a club, if it's like a private party, a private house event. Ask them. Well, yeah, that's the thing. Ask them. Not only just ask them, but hopefully if your host is invited, or hostess have invited you they already know right what some that you might have some special requirements okay but if not let's say it's going through a friend of a friend call them and ask them because obviously a personal home isn't going to have the same uh you know that they might not have the same equipment accordingly that they need that that a business is required to have but again it's about communication if you talk to people and say hey look here's the deal this is some of the things that i need people are going to work with you as far as that goes that kind of addresses the more like obvious you know we're talking to somebody that maybe is in a wheelchair or something something along those lines has a very obvious uh some special circumstances that they need. When you switch over to the individual and look, when you go into an individual, there's all kinds of different medical conditions that people have. And one thing to keep really in mind, I think, for those that are fortunate not to have a medical condition, you know what? If people, even just in their regular day-to-day lives, if they have an ostomy, for example, they're self-conscious about those things. It takes a shit ton of courage to want to take and get in a lifestyle where there's going to be nudity and there's going to be sex with people that you don't know or you don't know very well to put themselves out there with something that maybe people don't understand. So keep that in mind. And the courage to do something like that is that's that takes a lot. That takes more courage than just you and me deciding hey i think we're going to make this leap to go fuck some other people okay because you know i mean it is what it is it's kind of a common sense thing but as an individual when you take and if you're going to if you're in the lifestyle and you have something again like an ostomy likeomy, like an insulin pump, something along those lines, the reality of it is it doesn't do really, really well for you to take and surprise someone with that. So, you know, it's important, and again, communication, it's important to to maybe explain that situation to explain that this is here's the situation this is what i have i have xyz uh and i have an insulin pump and the the reason you're doing that is look if you just if you just catch somebody off guard completely a lot of times people's reactions they're going to react surprised and and that's going to make everything tense for everybody across the board okay so there's nothing wrong with saying look here's the situation here's this is what i have it it doesn't mean that the very first words out of your mouth hi i'm cole want to check out my medical device no it doesn't have to be it doesn't have to be like that but as of course of the conversation let them know and and quite possibly i mean again this is again this is just our opinion but quite possibly it might be something that before the sex part or you even get to that part happens that you might want to show it to them i want to you know if it moves along so they have a better understanding of because remember they don't have one so they don't they don't know it's new it's foreign it's different to them they don't want to do anything to fuck it up right so maybe show it to them have that communication with them about it now Now, if someone says, for whatever reason, that's a deal breaker, they're out. You can't be butthurt about that as the individual. You just can't get all worked up and all pissed off about that because you know again remember you know everybody isn't everybody else's cup of tea so some people might not like me because i'm a fat guy right you know i've got man boobs so they might be like you're out all right i still have a dick no my man boobs are not hanging down here i've got a love tire so i mean some people that's going to be the reason i can't get pissed off you know because that or somebody maybe somebody's not going to like you because you're a smurf you know you're you're short so somebody you can't help it okay my man boobs i could probably do something about i a lazy fuck. But, I mean, you can't do anything about your height. But if someone really doesn't want to take and have sex with a short girl, can you get all upset? No. Can you help it? No. Can you grow? No. Can you grow? I wish. So, understand that it's the same thing. people just might not be comfortable with with working with that okay and i think this even goes even further because i think you see it more and more we've had this breast cancer okay so we've had we've hooked up with uh a couple we've hooked up with a couple of different couples, a couple of couples, sometimes you feel like a nut. So some of the couples that are breast cancer survivors, they've had mastectomies, they've had some different things along those lines. So when they play, there's a comfort level that they still leave on a top or a bra or whatever the case may be so the thing is is that understand if you have a medical device there may be i know like with ostomates they have special ones for to be intimate with and things along those lines so there may be some things that you can do like that to help i won't say minimize it because that sounds bad bad, but make it that it's. Well, they're going to do what they're comfortable with doing. Right. What they're going to be comfortable with, what the other person is going to be comfortable with. And again, if someone, if that's the deal breaker, okay, it is what it is. Don't get butthurt. It just, it is. And the example she uses with somebody being blind blind uh you know that's a totally different thing i i gotta tell you and this is not to be a smart ass to be a dick or anything else i actually believe that because i used to be in sales okay and i knew some of the very best sales people that i knew were blind okay and the reason for that was they never pre-qualified anybody they didn't have their sight so they didn't look at someone and go oh they'll never be able to buy anything i almost wonder what an advantage that could be in the lifestyle because we talk about it all the time right personality and we all say it but here's the deal it's easier to wait and talk to somebody to find out how good their personality is if they're attractive because well i mean think about it if it's somebody that you just deem and there's no fucking nice way to say it eye contact across eye contact across the room. Well, yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean, literally. Well, think about it. Almost what a meet and greet that would be. I mean, just, and again, we're not making fun. I'm just saying overall, but if everybody walked in, as soon as you walked in the room, you would put a was put on you you were taken to a table and it was like a i'll say almost like a speed dating thing so people would come would be led to each table but everybody's blindfolded so the only the only thing you're gonna have is personality wouldn't that be amazing i actually that's a light bulb go off in your head that's a good party idea yeah i mean well and that's you know and that's the thing so if we can take in if we can take and actually focus on personality wow wow, what a win. Now, and again, this is another part of our question. This is huge. Safety. We always talk about safety. Right? Safety. Some of it is the rules still apply. The same rules apply all the way through. know knowing the people that knowing some of the people you're there with having somebody having the buddy system in play a little bit i mean that's always going to be something that's important if you're if you're a host or a hostess, I would think just as a general rule, you would try to, you know, look out for those situations a little bit. I think that if you're a club, there are ways to, you know, every club does this. It's a big thing is to do like a kind of a mini tour a little bit. okay so maybe with someone with uh that's blind is that you're going to want to number one slow down and actually give a better tour would be awesome and you know what somebody's gonna know them uh even if you just know them casually you know kind of watch out and help each other i mean really the safety thing goes even beyond just with a medical condition if we would all spend a little more time watching out for each other versus trying to fuck people over i mean just in life in general think about that if we all want hey you know what hey this person looks a little lost hey how can i help you or hey this person looks a little new hey hey who are you how are you whatever wow wouldn't that kick ass so that's kind of the same thing that applies obviously just fucking be good to people show show some fucking it's swinging for christ's sakes treat them like human beings wait what that's fucking weird they're normal just like everybody else well okay and here's the other Thank you. sakes treat them like human beings wait what uh that's fucking weird they're normal just like everybody else well okay and here's the other thing both for the people with medical conditions and for the rest of us here's the deal i don't care how old we are right there's questions there's gonna be questions you remember this question you remember you this. Remember the first time we ran into the couple that he was an amputee? And you were like, okay, I got to ask this. How does this work? How does this work? Because he has a prosthetic leg. And here's the thing. He laughed, but he was more than happy to answer the question. And I actually if we'd had more time he'd been more than happy to show it he was actually the plan was to actually show you and do a demonstration on how that would actually work just saying but i you know what don't don't be afraid to ask and don't be offended if people do ask i'd rather have someone ask oh i see i gave a bad example with me because i said fat i had man boobs but you know how long you had those man boobs i don't think they get offended if people ask because they'd rather have people ask than then try to guess or or to avoid them i mean seriously again in theory notice we say that a lot on this show. In theory, we're all adults, and you know what? Because you're always going to have that one person. Well, I mean, we've asked on a friend of ours when we first met him that was in a wheelchair. I mean, we've asked, how does it work? I mean, we figure i mean we figure but paralyzed from the waist down i'm like so can he play yeah yeah exactly and the wife was like well it takes a little bit longer to get him up but once you do you get on top and go for a ride. And the thing is.
Speaker2: Rock on.
Speaker1: And I remember, he was stoked that you wanted to know. I mean, because that's just it. Here's the deal. They want to play, and they're in it for the same reason we are.
Speaker2: Guess what?
Speaker1: I don't know of anybody that's in the lifestyle solely for the purpose of hanging out and not talking to anybody or not having sex. Some stretches it feels like I am, but for the most part, that's not generally the case. And we've had one guy that came up to us and told us about having an insulin pump. Yep, that's right. And how people were like, I don't want to
Speaker3: have sex with you because that scares me. Well, get to know what it is.
Speaker1: Yeah. Ask questions.
Speaker3: Can I see it? What does what? Okay. Can I hurt it? Can I pull it out? What happens?
Speaker1: Yeah. Well, and that's the thing is that we even ask them. That's one of the things we said is, you know what? Talk to them about it. It's an education thing. I mean, once people can, once people I'll see you next time. the thing is is that we even ask and that's one thing we said is you know what talk to about it it's an education thing i mean it once people can once people see that it is nothing more than just a part of you and they become comfortable with it then pretty much it can be overcome but you have to you have to know that and and that's what you know he said that to me to see what my reaction would be he he did and and that's like okay it was like to see if there was a shock because as he said he had so many people that like everything was going to going great and then when they brought that up it was like boom instant night and day switch part of that's presentation life is about presentation okay so you know if you present it like okay i know me if i had something like that i would be a total smart ass i would be like by the way i'm part robot dun you know i mean i would do something stupid because that's how i deal with everything yeah is to try to crack a joke with it because if i can make you laugh then i think i'm gonna get laid works for 26 years with you but no so the thing is is as you make people feel comfortable they'll become comfortable the one that said that he can pop his eye out i said please don't okay that's good the hell i mean i'm gonna lie i'm like do not do that. Oh, yeah. No, leave it. Remember? Because he's like, I can put different ones in. It's really cool. No, don't. I saw him do it. I saw him do it with other people. Oh, serious. Oh, yeah. And you know what? He would die laughing every time he did it. Well, he has surgery, so it won't come out. Yeah, he had surgery now. But the thing was, he did all kinds of tricks with it. I did not see that. I don't know. Yeah't know yeah but that's awesome because you know what he had taken something that could have been a total like confidence killer you know mood and this motherfucker gets laid yeah he does i mean this this a number one he usually starts off with hey you want to see my dick and he's got a seal killer uh but he uh you know he's personal but i've seen he's like hey you want to see something funny and he went like popped the back of his head and popped his eye out he could do like party tricks with it but it totally before it was over the people initially people going oh but before it's over they're laughing and then guess guess what and then he's getting fucking laid like a champ yeah if it works for you it works for you oh shit there you go we're not advocating doing that but i mean whatever whatever fucking works for you we don't care okay so here's the thing you know what uh as you guys listen to this and and if you have other situations other comments i want to take a minute here uh and i'm going to make sure that when you watch this on youtube that our email will come up. If you have other experiences or you personally have a medical condition and you have other ideas, things that we should have hit on or things that you think, you know, for a follow up, fucking send them to us because here's the deal. We're fortunate. We don't, we don't have a situation. So if somebody does and you got something that works for you, fucking let us know. So we'll make sure this is where the pause comes in okay so when you watch this on youtube our email is going to come up send that to us because we'll take and read that on the air all right folks that does it for today's episode we'll be back to our regular scheduled recording next week love y'all good night all right you're going to want to make sure you go visit our youtube channel and subscribe we've got some exciting new features getting ready to roll out and you're going to want to be a part of those so go to www.youtube.com backslash c backslash kazbah k-a-s-b-h and if you like what you hear visit our patreon www.patreon.com backslash crazy k-r-a-z-y kazbah kA-S-B-H. And you can also follow us on Twitter. That would be at Truth Crazy. You can follow us on Instagram at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y underscore Kazba, K-A-S-B-H. Don't forget to sign up on our YouTube or on our Facebook page, which would be Crazy Truth. And you can always send us emails we love your emails at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com and don't forget everybody needs some crazy truth merch that's right we've got merchandise go to teespring.com backslash stores backslash crazy k-r-a-z-y hyphen truth