Krazy Truth #4 Happy Hour

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hey kids the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations adult language themes and other adult topics if you're easily offended this show's not for you hey everybody welcome back you crazy motherfuckers to the fourth edition of the crazy truth where we answer your questions and and uh in an honest upfront non-politically correct no bullshit manner because that is the way we roll uh i'm here your host with the most cole and obviously miss amanda's here say hi miss amanda hello looky there we're all here ready to go the sound guy's here the dog's here it doesn't get any better than this uh so as you guys know we love to start off the show uh with a funny antidote so to speak something sexual that happened in the news this week and this isn't necessarily uh it's not necessarily funny it's just bizarre as all get out in that this week so in here in lincoln lincoln nebraska uh apparently a person took and turned themselves in there was a homeless gentleman uh went to the police station and turned himself in he had been having a he'd been texting a minor female and said hey this conversation went too far and turned himself in so obviously the good part of the story is there's one less pedophile on the street the bad part of this story uh is that uh we took and we just had part of the studio falling on us the bad part of this story is is the fact that uh number one how does the homeless guy have a telephone a smartphone and how did he get the phone number to a a pre-teen uh female it just goes to show that how different the world really is keep your kids safe don't let people talk to strangers because you never know when you're gonna talk to a homeless guy so uh yeah that's uh you can't make this shit up man this is the kind of stuff that's really going on in the world today the homeless guy turns himself in but again uh you may got to be glad that he actually took and turned himself in we got him off the street so what a way to start the show don't you think besides the studio falling in on us hopefully we're gonna hopefully we're gonna have no more no more studio uh studio collapses and we'll be good the rest of it we'll be we'll be good the rest of the night so uh all right so we're gonna go through we got through.

We've got a whole bunch of questions. Obviously, we want to take your questions. If you have questions during the show, because we do record it live, as well as also, you can email us questions at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com, and we will answer your questions.

So we're going to get started we had a couple of uh we had a really good one that came to us via email earlier this week uh miss man and i we had one that came through to us and it was a it comes from it comes from e uh that's that we just used first initial so e ask us when you're planning your first house party what do you think you should count on for attendance what is a good number of people that will actually attend your house party or how should you plan accordingly for snacks treats and whatnots for your first house party uh i think we both had a pretty good laugh on that one didn't we amanda yes rule number one because my first question with that was why and obviously the first question the answer back to that was they were planning for snacks so uh yeah so anytime when you're talking about how do you how do you determine what is a good attendance at a house party i guess first of all it kind of depends on how many people are you going to actually take and invite to your house party so uh obviously if you if you're inviting you know 50 people then what the number that you want to have show up is probably going to be a little bit different than just uh if you're just inviting i don't know like one other couple if you're just inviting one other couple really you should hope for just me.

Because otherwise, it's really not much of a party otherwise all the way through. So, I don't know. Swingers are challenging people because there's a lot of things that come up in life before a party.

So, even though you can be all gung-ho and excited and ready to go to a party on Monday, By by the time saturday night rolls around well there's a whole lot of stuff that can kind of come up and change can change the ball game a little bit my initial answer was if you could get at least 50 percent if you get 50 turnout rate that's really pretty that's that's really pretty good all the way across the board is to get at least 50% turnout rate.

So, uh, when you're planning a regular, a regular party, let's say a non-swinger party, what would you say is generally a really good turnout rate that you would hope for Ms. Amanda? If you're, if you're planning a graduation party, how many people are you hoping are going to be there? Well, everybody hopes for a hundred percent, but that doesn't happen. Okay. How many people realistically do you hope will actually be there in a perfect world? In a perfect world, I would want at least 75%. Okay. So here's what you've got to keep in mind.

If you're planning for something like a major life event, which is the reason why most people throw a party, right?

Throw an event or an activity, a graduation uh you know 50th anniversary retirement dinner i know whatever the fuck people do you're going to shoot for a higher number but when you're talking about a party just have sex there's a lot of other things that are going to come in there and to play with that that might alter your your total number of attendees right so because let's face it if if i don't know hypothetically let's say you have a dog issue just throwing that out there is a random thing you have a dog issue you might actually have to stay home and take care of that versus going to a sex party where you might not miss a graduation party right right so as as as a rule across the board so if you can take and set and and if you can get 50 percent you're doing pretty good so there's ways though to up your percentage right that's the big key so unlike a graduation party or some other events uh where you know you're gonna invite everybody aunts uncles you really don't care whether or not they like each other or they know each other or compatibility because it's just going to be one of those things you're going to take and invite everybody you can.

So when it comes to your inviting a swingers party, what you're going to want to go ahead and do is you're going to take and want to hopefully invite people that want to be around other people, right?

So you're going to want to take, when you're making your guest list, you're going to want to take a look and go okay so here's the deal if we have if we have 10 couples and we know that we like all 10 of them because obviously we're not going to invite people they're a party that suck well right but you never know if you're going to find if you're going to have invite people that everybody's going to like right so that there that's absolutely there there it is exactly so what you want to kind of do is you you kind of want to make sure that you somewhat take and have a guest list published for the people that are going to be attending so that as a perfect in a perfect world you can actually take and uh let them know hey look you know Cole and Amanda are going to be there bob and sue jane and know, Cole and Amanda are going to be there.

Bob and Sue, Jane and Steve, you know, whatever are going to be there so that people can kind of, when they're giving you their RSVPs, they can go, Hey, you know what? Oh yeah, we're kind of cool with all these couples or, Hey, we don't know them, but that's kind of cool. Or, Hey, this is a couple we really don't want to hang out and be around so that they can give you an early, an early, uh, RSVP with that. So look at your guest list. Make sure that the people on your guest list are kind of all into the same thing. Just because you're into you and three of the couples are into BDSM, right?

But two of the couples absolutely are not into that. Again, compatibility. Compatibility is going to help increase how many people are going to show up, right?

Because let's face it, if there's a party and we're going to have a party and we're going to help increase how much uh how many people are going to show up right because let's face it if there's a party and we know that everybody at that party is into like i don't i don't jello wrestling we'll just say it's a jello wrestling party right 90 of the people are going to wrestle in jello and we know that you're not you know a real strong jello wrestler right so we So we've never tried that. We need to try that sometime. We'll have a Jell-O wrestling party. It'll work out.

Anyways, we're probably not going to attend that party. Would you agree with that statement? Yes. Do you want to go wrestle in Jell-O? No, I don't want to be all sticky. Perfect. We base things on stickiness. So we're going and we're going to make sure that, that the people that were coming are going to be all into the same things for the most part. Maybe you don't want to have a party that has a whole lot of newbies, right? Because you know, some people may aren't necessarily into newbies.

So you want to make sure that, you know, these are all things that you factor into when you're planning a party and then you're going to get more attendance the other thing that we always tell people always swingers are notorious they're all going to say yes i'm going to attend right why why because you've got to be on the list right if you're not on the list then you can't get in but so you don't want to take that chance in case you can go or whatever but when it comes right down to it last minute thing So Swingers are going for last minutes kind of cancel out.

Sometimes people will flake out. And, uh, so then we'll take it and go from, from there. So we'll take in and, uh, don't be upset if you have a party and you only get 50% or even 40%. It really doesn't matter. As long as all the people there, including you, the host, or hostess, or couple, or whatever, has fun. Mm-hmm. Look at that. I could be a party planner. We should be party planners. Go for it. This just changed the whole show. Right now, we'll just call it the crazy party planners instead. We'll skip over to that. I don't know how much that gets you in business with that name.

I don't know. I don't instead we'll skip over to that i don't know how much that gets you in business with that name this will be awesome what could possibly what could possibly possibly go wrong so thanks eve for that question um all right so anything else for that you're good no you covered course, no. Did you cover the part about snacks? No, yeah, we didn't actually. Yeah, snacks are always good. Make the people that are coming to your party bring snacks. You're providing the place to fuck, okay? So if you're providing the place to fuck, the least they can all do is bring a snack to share.

I mean, other than their spouse. I mean, that's kind of a no-brainer, right? And make sure not everybody brings the same thing. Look, there's only so many chips and dips you can eat. We'll be right back. I mean, other than their spouse. I mean, that's kind of a no-brainer. And make sure not everybody brings the same thing. Look, there's only so many chips and dips you can eat. Somebody needs to bring some beanie weenies. You don't want an elaborate meal. You want something more to keep the energy up. And, you know, you have to keep your energy up. So something that will provide energy.

Look, if anybody brings a bar, like a container of protein bars, it's not going to go over real well. I didn't say protein bars. I brought the meat trays. Anything with carbs that will cause your blood sugar to go up for a little bit to give you some energy. Like spaghetti? That's got lots of going on. I mean, I'm just throwing it out there. What are you serving? A meal? How are they going to eat the spaghetti? Of course, you could play with spaghetti. And we're going to have the decoration part of the program. Let me string you with noodles and let me suck them off. Is that a meatball?

Don't bite that. Ow. No, you know, some snacks are good. And drinks. The other thing is, you are not obligated. I'm going to throw this out here, okay? Because not everybody are big drinkers. I'm kind of, I am, somewhat, can be. You haven't been lately. No. I'm out of practice. It doesn't matter. Anyways, here's the thing. It is perfectly okay to say BYOB. You know what? Booze is fucking expensive. Again, you're providing the house. So, you know what?

If people want drinks, it's not your job to take and have a fully stocked bar right so you should you should strongly encourage people need to bring their own booze well yeah this way that's that's a big one i mean i love going to parties where the booze is provided free free drinks free cocktails man's going yeah right okay. Well, you keep my microphones. We're moving stuff off. We're moving again today. After the studio started to fall, we had to adjust as we go because I'm touching things again. All right. Hey, so that actually brings us to another question that we got.

This question came from Paul and Paula. This came from out of state. An out of state couple. Look at that. Long-time listeners, first-time question askers. There you go. That's sweet. Okay, and it actually ties right into that. Okay, so how much is too much when it comes to drinking at a swingers event? I am pretty sure we could be the wrong people to ask this. Now, mind you, we could be recovering from hangovers right now. It's hard to tell. I guess you'll never know. You answer that. You start with that.

I can't answer that right off the bat because, I mean, it just kind of, you know, I don't know. Well, you should somewhat be coherent oh well there you go well you know judgment calls are made or lack thereof or lack thereof here's the thing right we all know okay you're going to most people or a lot of people need have a need for some liquid courage. You know, a cocktail or two kind of takes the edge off along those lines, kind of makes it relaxing, everything that goes with that.

OK, the biggest thing with this is, is that when you're going to take and and you're going to go to a party and you're going to drink. Nobody, nobody likes to be just drooled on. I mean, people like to be licked. People like to be, you know, bit, spanked, whatever. There's a lot of things people like. They don't like to just be slobbered on.

You will not look sexy and attractive if you come just be bopping in and you're, I mean you're just a slobbery mess because you're so drunk it's just not gonna happen so you instantly go the problem is you go from taking the edge up but the look I'm getting right now from Miss Amanda because we've got some stories that'll go with this one uh it's it's a fine line you want to pace yourself just a little bit we have been in a party where we have seen someone come out in in women's panties and and rainbow suspenders uh we have been it we have been at parties where uh guilty as charged i'm so drunk i don't know what happened to mind where i've completely lost him where i couldn't find my cowboy boots later on in the night i've been there done that so i've seen people lose their pants oh yeah pants shirts wallets sunglasses you you name it so there's a key here is that you you've got to take and and make sure that you are able to at least function so if you start right off okay there's We have been guilty to prime ahead of time right just maybe a drink or two just to get up the courage to get started well yes i i've lost control once wait or twice but once at a house party and i felt horrible horrible and it wasn't that i my plan was to get slobbering ass drunk my my goal was just to relax and have fun it's just the drink was going way too smooth and i drank way too fast and but you rebounded nicely at that party.

Okay, so I'll just go out. Here's how this party started. So it was one of our, we knew some of the people there. We'd been there before. And the party, we were trying to get, kind of the party was just getting going, and people were getting to kind of know each other. But we didn't know that many people. It was what, nine couples, and we knew two?

We knew two and so why we're just kind of talking and miss amanda aren't really big game players you know we kind of chat and joke around but but there were jello shots there and there were there was whiskey there there was there was all kinds of there was all kinds of uh uh stuff like that there so we're kind of drinking and so miss amanda gets gets the uh the party started uh and heads down that's awesome but in the meantime we're still we're still drinking and going and probably oh i don't know probably about two two and a half hours in um yeah miss amanda was like all of a sudden she started to look really pale, really pale, really sweaty.

And it was like, oh, she's like, I don't feel good. I don't feel good. So as we're going upstairs, she did a tremendous job. And it's so awesome that it's her story about her, not me. She did a tremendous job. She did make it into the bathroom. Of course, we didn't know because a lot of people were like, oh, are you okay? It's like, no, don't stop and talk to her. We got to keep her moving.

And did make it into the bathroom of course we didn't know because a lot of people are like oh are you okay it's like no don't don't stop and talk to her we got to keep her moving she made it into the bathroom uh where she did puke her guts out like a boss and you cleaned up and i cleaned up after yeah and then uh the host hostess had a new extra toothbrush and miss amanda you know brushed her teeth all cleaned up, and had some water, and we went back to the party. We went back to the party for, what, another about four hours.

You didn't have anything else to drink, though, that night, except water. You were pretty much... No, I was done, because that's not my nature. Yeah, that's a... Yeah, so... No Borstrawberitas for Amanda.

Nope, she never drank another one nope she never drank and i haven't touched one since nope live and learn on the hard way the thing is is that you want part of the fun of the party is to be able to remember parts of it okay and so again you know does everybody make that mistake at least once yeah uh could we have a caller right now that called in and and talked a story about when we didn't remember when there was four of us that didn't remember four whole hours of a party yes yes we could yeah but that was just an actual party and that wasn't that was up to you to if you ended up having sex in a hotel room afterwards which we're pretty sure we didn't we were leading there was a big charge headed down that way no i remember that part that's when i started remembering i don't yeah i remember all that part but dancing and stuff yeah that's a blur so you're gonna have some memories like you're gonna have some times like that that it happens but what you're gonna find is you're gonna take a look and you're gonna see the couple that every time just gets train wrecked just gets train wrecked and what happens is they stop getting invited places because people don't want the person that's just always slobber and just you know out of control drunk a good buzz is fun to have that makes it it makes a great time you remember everything that's obviously important you remember everything and so you take and you want to make sure that you you just you know you want to remember stuff you don't that's when bad things happen if you're hosting the party and it's a house party you definitely want to kind of keep watch on how intoxicated your guests might actually be getting.

Yeah, because that could get into dangerous situations if you're not careful. Yeah, because you want to make sure people aren't driving home and all that kind of fun stuff. So, you know, the big thing is, key element there is just to be a bit of control, if at all possible. Boy, that sounds really mature for me. You've matured a lot. That's a joy of getting older now. No, it is a lot more fun. It's a lot more fun when you're in control. And we're getting some different comments and this is a great one. I unfortunately remember everything from whenever I got drunk. Yeah, a lot of us do.

That's actually a great point. The problem is when you remember it after the fact and then you remember all those things that you said or did and you're like, oh, are we going to tell that story? Which? Are we going to tell the parking lot story? Have we told the parking lot story? We haven't told the parking lot story. Have we not told the parking lot story? Oh, God. Okay. Well, I'm going to, we're going to hold on to that.

No, go ahead and tell the parking lot story have we not told the parking lot story oh god okay well well i'm gonna we're gonna hold on to that no go ahead and tell the parking lot story everybody finds it absolutely hilarious except for the one that led the charge and that would be me no no we're gonna wait i'm gonna wait on that we'll wait till this we'll give it a little bit further in the show before we do that the follow-up question that people have, because there are a lot of people that don't drink.

So if you're somebody that doesn't drink, there's the concern of will it be awkward for you if you're someone who doesn't, if you don't drink? How would you handle that? I know that you drink, Miss Amanda, but how would you handle that?

well no there's what way is there to handle it if they don't drink they don't drink and they can't be ridiculed they're not they're not going to be ridiculed god i can't talk have a cocktail no that's okay they can't be rid of they're not going to be ridiculed for not drinking but it's not going to be awkward my My only thing is I don't know the reasons why they don't drink, and it's probably just a choice. But if I've been drinking, then I'll at least ask them if it bothers them. Right. And that's the coolness factor. There's always a coolness factor. Here's the deal. It's never a big deal.

So for people, because a lot of newbies newbies if they don't drink they have that concern that they're going to stand out you're not going to stand out if you don't drink unless you make a big deal out of it everything about this is is how much of a big deal do you want to make of things so you know what again it's by bring soda bring water bring whatever it is you drink no worries no harm just don't make a big deal it doesn't have to be a general overall announcement and if you're the host or if you're somebody else at a party and you see somebody that is just drinking soda and just you know that's all they're doing they're just drinking soda you know what don't be a douche don't be like hey what why don't you have a shot have a start hounding them to try to drink.

It's, it's that whole thing of remember why you're ultimately there. You're there to have fun. You're there to, to hopefully ideally hook up with some people is the overall goal. So just, it's a coolness factor all the way across the board to take and make sure that, that, uh, you, you just kind of let it, let it go.

You know, I mean, you just don just don't have to take and make it a huge a huge deal all the way across the board the thing is is we're getting a really good comment uh from miss white and as she puts it she's someone that is is a non-drinker and they still have a crazy fun sober time so uh remember it's not required you know that's something even if you are a big party you don't have to go and get hammered at one of these parties you don't have to have any drinks at one of these things you can just go and just be yourself you shouldn't need to yeah you're my tech guy right now is making great hand signals for me over here yes you're supposed to be there for what you're there for don't forget why you're there which is supposed to be for sex hopefully and to meet new people broaden your horizons i guess right it doesn't have to be for sex that's kind of bad i shouldn't say that that is your option if you want it if you choose not to i can tell you this nothing's worse than getting really fucking wasted and then taking and having sex with somebody that you would never have hooked up with before and dealing with that the next day.

So there's one to just try to take and avoid at all costs, like that, or throwing up all over in the car. Either way. Yeah. And always know that at a house party, you're not required to have sex with everybody. Wait, what? I know. You're not? What have sex with everybody wait what you're not what you have options you have choices you do and just because you're a host doesn't mean that everybody is required for everybody to have sex with them that's exactly right yeah it is look this is whether you're at a house party party, it doesn't matter. You are still in control of you at all times.

OK, so you always have the options to take in and do who or not do who what? However, that works. You have the options. It's about it's about options. What you have to understand, and this is something that is so very important in the lifestyle, is you have to know you have the right and the responsibility to say no. And if you say no, whether it be to having a cocktail, whether it be to having snacks, somebody could say no, to having sex with somebody, no means no. And that's it.

And you should never feel like you absolutely have to it is definitely not required and if you have people that take in want to try to say well it's my party you have to have sex with me or well no leave you have the ability and the option to always take and and leave that's the other thing so always be in control that's the biggest thing you want to be control right it's all about control and don't drink too much to where you don't have control yeah and don't get so hammered that you don't have control that becomes the overall big problem all the way across the board so let's take a quick second here if we can and let's tell a really good story about one night when maybe we didn't have control would you like to start miss amanda oh no you tell it way better okay personal story time this is what makes our shows really fun because we're pretty much incriminating ourselves all the way across the board uh so we were having a big old meet and greet at a vanilla bar uh in in a city that we live close by we're not going to say names we're going to protect the innocent all the way across the board with this so uh at this bar uh they are super cool bar and they knew that we were they knew that we were were swingers and we were in the lifestyle and they knew that it was a really good band and they knew that we liked to party and and it was and one of them isn't it yeah it was it was just a it was an awesome time all the way across the board well here's the deal the drink started flowing really really early as soon as we started getting there there were a lot of shots and if you know us you know i love rum and you know miss amanda absolutely loves cinnamon whiskey cinnamon whiskey that's right and oh my god did people start buying shots and the shots kept coming and coming and coming.

Apparently, uh, for a side note, we drank our little group, which was probably, I don't know, there's probably 25 or 30 of us, something in there. We drank the bar out of rum, uh, out of cinnamon whiskey, out of regular whiskey and out of vodka.

So we were, we were were hitting stuff pretty they were just bringing bottles over at a time so uh and we started right off right at the very beginning we didn't even pill around in the lease we were starting to do shots we started we got there like eight o'clock started doing shots so by midnight uh we were outside having having a smoke break having a smoke break at the back of the, which was actually another spot where people had to come directly into the bar through right where we were standing. That's where the drummer of the band. The parking lot. The parking lot. Yep. Yep.

So we're not really sure how it got to this point, but apparently we went out there with another couple that was part of our little group and I was proceeding to, uh, have sex in the tailgate of a pickup right in front of, right in front of the door. I told you to. Yep. Uh, Miss Amanda totally actually encouraged me to, told me to. And, uh, uh, somebody else was having sex also on that tailgate as well. The other couple. The other couple. It was like a switch thing. A switch thing.

So Amanda was kind of the, Amanda was merely directing traffic at this point in time when a random guy that was in the bar, not part of our group, not part of our party, came out and decided to stand and watch. He was having a cigarette, I think. I don't really remember much. He was, he was after that.

that he was having a cigarette and uh so yeah so amanda just kind of looked at him he's like hey and amanda just yeah do you care and you go nope and next thing we know yep that guy got the story of a lifetime because yes he got a little job in the parking lot of the bar so now people are having to walk by they're having to walk by us to get in the door like oh hey oh what's going on over here amanda's sucking some random guy's dick two-peak couples are fucking on a tailgate the drummer because when the door would open he could see that we were using the tailgate of his truck to have sex on and there was nothing he could do because it wasn't going to be a band break for a little while uh and the best part of the whole thing is is that we didn't think anybody would notice i don't know how that worked out but i don't know if anybody cared nobody cared but they did know there were cameras on the outside of the building and above the bar those cameras fed into closed circuit TV.

So the entire time this shenanigans going on, the entire bar is sitting there watching on the closed circuit TV watching. Now here's the best part of this story. The tailgate of the truck really wasn't in the video. It was kind of out the realm of the camera but the one that was live and full view on the camera that's right was miss amanda giving the random guy a blowjob in the in the parking lot it was awesome so uh when we got done with that notice how quiet miss amanda is so when we when we got done and we went in, we were totally oblivious to anything else that was going on. Yeah.

I'm surprised there wasn't tears. There could have been. We were so drunk we had no clue. It wasn't until the next morning when we were both really hungover and that we started to really realize what had happened. And when the reports started to come in about what was going on, about the cameras, about it was on the TVs. Yeah, there's nothing like calling a bar owner and going, hey, so are we allowed back at the bar? He's like, oh, yeah, man, it was awesome. Don't worry about it. Everybody loved it. So the next week, we go back to the bar. Just Miss Amanda and I went back to the bar.

No, another couple showed up. Yep, another couple came down with us. And we were just being calm, nothing crazy, nothing stupid. And all of a sudden, the other guy that was with us goes, hey, isn't that the guy that you blew in the parking lot?

And it was uh and i proceeded to hit him and tell him to shut up yep i don't think that i've seen a man to turn that red uh ever and uh you know you're kind of short anyways but you really slunk low in your in your seat you yeah see kids that's why you don't want to get too drunk it's something you never know what you might do It could be something that follows you around Forever and ever and ever Yeah I'm never going to live that one down He kept trying to sneak over to the side of the building And that's probably to get away from the camera And I didn't think anything of it Of course I didn't I was drunk it was yeah so see this is why being in control is always so much so so very very important so the thing is you never stop learning stuff and that's that's kind of thing is we we learned a very valuable valuable lesson not that night but we learned it the next day when we were dealing when the fallout was coming through when all the messages are coming out and people going wow that was the most incredible party ever wow yes yep sure sure fucking was yeah manda hasn't gotten that drunk at a bar so no but you know what it's never hard to get people to buy miss amanda shots weird i don't know how that works out exactly but it is what it is what it is yeah I won't live out in town see we're hoping here's what we're doing what we want to do is we want you all to learn from our mistakes and try to avoid making the same mistakes that maybe we have see how we're offering ourselves up that way do you really consider it a well it was a mistake just because of the time of day and the bar was still active and you know we were right by the door and he wasn't a swinger yeah that too no and you could tell because it was having issues he wasn't used to performing in front of people.

No. Especially not in a parking lot before midnight. This is a party that started at like, by this point in time, it was all of like 1130. So, yeah. Yeah. That was another night. The alcohol was just going way too speed. See, but look, you know how many people we've helped right now? Someone right now is going to be listening to this show, and they're going to be thinking about going and getting really drunk at a bar, and they're going to be like, hey, you remember that chick on that podcast we listened to?

We don't want to do that, or we might be sucking some random guy's dick in the parking lot. See, we're helping people. This is what we do. Well, where does she live? What city do they say they're at? Do they have pictures up? Yeah. So, yeah. It's what we do. We help people. I will never live that down. Never. Never.

And I shouldn't Because I I would assume That I probably will never do that again Well yeah At least some random 20 something Well I mean that was almost two years ago And you've done a really good job Of not ever doing that since That's every weekend I'm proud of you Keep up the great work Gee thanks Ha so we got another question. We got a couple of questions. Boy, we got all kinds of questions today.

Well you go that's awesome that's the way that's the way we roll uh okay so this one this one is uh this one i'm gonna let you take take the lead on this one oh okay well you got the stories about you see i last one was my personal stories about the embarrassing things so this is you know this one's yours oh okay okay so uh this was an anonymous one that we got okay so and and they they put that they're new and they put that there are some really quote-unquote weird sex acts slash kink out there are any of them bad are any of them bad and it was an email so i never got a response back when i tried to get clarification of what what they meant by bad I'll see you next time.

Are any of them bad? And it was an email, so I never got a response back when I tried to get clarification of what they meant by bad. See why I let you go first on this one? Big ears are moving slowly. It depends on... No, none of them are bad. Because if that's what you're into, as long as you know what you're doing, then it's not bad. But none of those, none of them actually come easy. You learn about them. Right. Right. And that's just it. Okay. So in the lifestyle, we say it all the time. No kink shaming. Just because I'm into something that you're not into doesn't make it bad.

It just makes it different. So the thing is, is that you, with any of these types of things, just like, just like whether it be basic swinging or whether it be kink or whether it be anything else, a key part of this whole thing is you want to make sure that you have an understanding to spend a little bit of time, do a little bit of research, look into it because obviously, uh, everything is not for everybody, right? I mean, that's, that's the easiest way to put it.

And as you start the, this journey in the lifestyle, what you're going to find is something that you thought you would never be into when you first started, maybe a couple of years later down the road, you are into it. Maybe it's something totally different. Something you gave it, you started to see it more. You've watched some people do it and your curiosity is there a little bit. And the key is, is that you have to then ask questions. Now my take on it's a little bit different in terms of is, is, are any of them bad?

I'm going to go out and say, even though again, not trying to kink shame, there are some things that are, I would say are bad. Okay. Now look, if, if there's shit out there that's against the law. Okay. And I'm not talking weird, stupid 1800, you know, you can't have sex unless you Thank you. Now, look, if there's shit out there that's against the law, okay, and I'm not talking weird, stupid, 1800, you know, you can't have sex unless you stand it up and it's, you know, 12 midnight, not weird shit like that. I'm talking shit that's currently against the law, common sense shit. Okay, that's bad.

You can't take and put something criminal and call it a kink and that makes it okay. True. Right. Okay. So's a whole realm of that uh that's called taboo kink that's a whole separate you know monster so to speak so you have to be careful of that but when you're talking about the general uh the kinksters out there the bdsm the different BDSM things that are out there and have options out there. The big thing that we have found through our years in the lifestyle is these folks are really willing to talk to you about what it is they do.

So if you have questions, if you have something that you're curious about that looks kind of interesting, kind of fun, kind of entertaining, something different, like a really big example that I would put out there I don't know anything about when we got in the lifestyle right we have a really good friend that's really into knife play and as you became more curious about it he was willing to to answer your questions and talk to you about it because it was something that he really digs doing well just bdsm in general we've had multiple discussions about just so i can learn about it and it was with and somebody that you trusted completely very much so i mean when you're talking about the different when you're talking about kink and and any activity like that trust is a huge factor so the thing is ask questions find somebody you trust talk to them about it have them explain a little bit most of the time and maybe you know If we have folks that never let us know but most of the time folks are willing to take and to maybe let you watch uh watch them do that whether it be knife play i mean you were able to get to watch knife play a couple of times before you ever tried it right when you watched it uh did that get more questions for you did you get more questions no they're pretty much answered by watching it okay so okay so i guess we should tell we should take this opportunity real quick because i'm using knife play as an example and i should should tell what knife play is a little bit so people so people don't get the total miss miss idea of what knife play is right so and so again i'm not an expert in knife play by any stretch but it is and and he's explained to you better than than me you got to experience it a little bit but it is it's all about texture uh running across your body whether it's the pinwheel um whether it's the blades of knives the back ends the front ends scraping it dragging it uh, the cold of the metal of the knives it's all about texture and feel yeah it it's cool to watch and when you watch it you at least for me right i know that it i'm not afraid of it right but you know i know that just dragging something along your skin isn't necessarily going to cut you but there is a chance it can that's why you have somebody that you trust wholeheartedly to do something like that which i trusted him 150 absolutely not only did you trust him 150 i trusted him as well and and that's it that's a huge as we went along and all the things that we've learned with all the different types of kink that are out there trust is is without the most important part you have to if you're having it done to you you need to have trust in the person to do it like i wouldn't want miss am Amanda to trust me to do actual knife play on her because I'm not skilled at that.

I don't know what we're doing. We're going to end up in the ER. Something, something bad is going to happen if I'm just randomly doing it, but you've let me drag it on you. Try it on you a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. But you'd had, you, you'd had it done to you.

You had explained to you and, and it's not like you were you know you did like a full a full session or anything on me but trust you have to trust who's doing to you and if you have a partner if the partner like in that case where it's not where it's not uh i'm not involved i'm watching if anything i'm watching your partner needs to have trust also because when you're watching this kind of stuff go on and it's not something you've ever done, it's a totally different experience. I'm sitting there watching someone rub knives and different objects on your naked body.

So if I don't trust every time I'm going, oh, it's totally going to kill the mood. It totally mood it totally it's just you can't do that you have to have a complete and total level of trust all the way across the board with people doing it uh we were at a party where we had the opportunity to watch rope play uh which is which is rope play is is actually one partner is tying up the other person in different, they're using different knots and different style ropes. There's a lot of different ways to do rope play.

It is, without a doubt, if you get the opportunity, you absolutely need to take and watch some of this because it's really cool to watch.

Now, after watching it, we thought it was cool to watch, but did you have any interest to do rope play at least at this point in time not to the extent that he was doing it right right not to that not to that level because i don't know if i'm ready to be restrained to that extent right and there comes the other honesty part with it which is you have to you You have to tell the person that's doing it to you have to let them know what your limitations are ahead of time. They're going to understand if it's someone that is actually doing this for the right reasons.

And obviously people that perform some of these things, they get off on, they get off on, on doing the knife play just like you get off on being the one receiving it. Okay, so same with rope play and things along those lines. So you have to be honest with them and let them know where your comfort level is. They're going to do, as a general rule. But it's about pushing levels.

You have to get into that that's why they have safe words that's why we know someone that puts objects in hands and you know let go of it drop it when you're when you've reached your point right exactly and and that's the thing is that they're going to take and they're going to take in and realize uh people that are experiencing this they're going to make sure that they have like miss amanda said safe words uh the person who's done the nice play with you yeah his his technique is he uses something that's a ball a ball in your hand so and he's very in tune with that as soon as as soon as you drop that ball it stops i mean there's no you know so that's kind of some of the things that we had to learn because we didn't know i mean the first time you know you see it somewhere and all you see is you're like oh my god they're just like you know maybe they're using a flogger they're using uh the first time i saw somebody use a flogger i was just like oh holy shit my god all those people are beating the crap out of each other and that's not it and that was that was not my thing but then you get somebody else and you watch them and their style is different and they they use different objects and it's more about touch and senses right exactly exactly well and and here's the other thing if you're new into the bdsm yourself uh in terms of your you're performing you're performing you're the one like the example doing the doing the knife play on someone you if you're new at that you have to remember uh that you are you are taking someone and you're pushing their boundaries, but you have to make sure you know your limitations as well.

So if you're not an expert at it, you can't tell somebody new, yeah, I'm an expert at that. If you're new into it, you need to remember that not everybody within the lifestyle is going to take and actually be into it.

So if you have a new couple that is, uh, they're brand new to the lifestyle is going to take and actually be into it so if you have a new couple that is uh they're brand new to the lifestyle you know what it's not a bad thing but you can scare them you can very easily scare a new couple if you're not uh if you're not in tune with the fact that maybe just maybe they're not quite ready for that remember when you first started out in the lifestyle, or you first started out with kink play, I mean, there are some folks that started out as kinksters before they became swingers.

It's a process, and you have to work your way up through the process. If you take and try to just sometimes go, you know, from zero to full speed, that can take and kind of freak people out a little bit.

So you always want to, you want to keep that in mind a little bit, you know, in future shows, we're going to have a whole thing and we're going to talk more and we'll have some experts on, uh, with the different BDSM stuff, because there's so many cool areas to talk about with this and it's becoming more and more predominant in the lifestyle, a mixing of kinksters with swingers uh versus just you know them being totally separate entities so it's something we want to let people know about and we want to take in and educate and be able to answer questions because there's all kinds of really cool activities and activities i'll call them activities but you know kink kink yeah kink activities right that sounds about right someone will correct me scenes scenes yeah there's Thank you.

I'm going to call them activities. But, you know, kink activities. Right? That sounds about right. Someone will correct me. Scenes. Scenes. Yeah. There you go. There's all kinds of different scenes out there. And the biggest thing I encourage a lot of people to do is, you know, experience them. Try it. You know, if it looks interesting, go for it. That's what it's all about.

My theory is I'll try it at least least once if i don't like it i won't do it again but if i like it i'm you know you might find something that you do like and then well you gotta buy new toys and you know learn about it and get educated and buy new toys this swinging stuff is kind of expensive it can be a lot of toys you can get out there a lot a lot of really really good toys you can get out there and you always add your toy collection you just have to start storing them in larger areas it's not the added toys are expensive it's it's the luggage you need to carry them yes so you know you know because we went from like none to now you know we've moved right up in in size of bags pretty soon we're gonna have like a full carry-on or a giant we being you i don't have any toy you are my toy it's what it's what we do oh lord uh again hey if you have questions for us, don't forget that you can actually ask us and send us questions at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y dot CASBA, K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com.

We collect questions all week long so that we can go, that we can take and continue to ask questions or answer questions.

We't ask we answer all the way through hey ben's on and ben put a great comment uh for their their toy collection they actually have a footlocker that's some serious that's a serious collection right there i saw one on facebook where a gal had to bought an old trunk and converted it to hold all of her toys i'm like wow that's cool that that's cool that's a lot of toys you know the other really nice thing when you're talking to folks that are into the the kinksters and they they as you're exploring that they also have really good suggestions and can point you in the right direction of the type of toys that you that you want or you might need uh so because again just like just like anything else out there you know there's different price points on toys it doesn't matter if it's if it's a if it's a dildo or a vibrator or you know sex doll or or floggers or it doesn't matter swings that's right so there's different there's different um price points on those so again talk to people because before you go out and just start, you know, just making a rain, people that are experienced with it can point you in a direction and go, hey, you know, this brand's maybe a little bit better.

This brand's a little bit better all the way through. So you can make sure you get stuff that's going to fit all the way through. So you want to do that. It's just, you know, there's so much money that you can take and spend all the way across the board. So that's... And you can get creative with some stuff too. Yeah, absolutely you can. Yeah, you can...

Just like somebody that said, oh, we were in Menards or whatever large store and said that they bought this bottle brush and i'm just like what and they i said okay you have to send me a picture of this no it wasn't what i think of a bottle brush it was rubber and i'm like okay well that's not so bad it's still not as scrunchy still haven't gone to look at it to see if that was something I really would want to try. Okay, I've got to read this real quick. I've got to read this. Okay. Ben just sent us a great tip. The tip is you can't hide the hook for your swing.

Buy a smoke detector and a VULIA-A-L-A camouflage. You can't see either. I can't see either. So basically use like a fake smoke detector. That's supposed to be a voila, but he spelled it wrong, but it's okay. I'm seeing what happens when I'm sober doing these. Yeah, so that's pretty awesome. So you can use a fake smoke detector to hide your hook for your swing. That's awesome. Yeah, I've heard that from somebody else, too. We need to see. We have helpful hints. Tints? What? We're tense, yeah. Helpful hints on what to do with them.

That's pretty good because, you know what where do you put a sex swing otherwise it's kind of stands out if you just put in the middle of your living room you've wanted to do that for years that or stripper pole i'm like how in the world are we going to explain a stripper pole in our living room i don't worry about it um yeah no one no one is gonna even yeah it's right now see stripper classes now you know what uh pole it's not stripper classes i'm sorry there's not actually stripper classes pole classes uh are actually i mean that's a thing so you could legitimately now put a stripper pole in your living room you put it right next to the treadmill right next to the yoga mat right and it's for exercise and it's all it's all good it's totally you're not selling it to me that way if you had a gym room yes but not just in the living room what is a gym room would we have to can we make a gym room i guess then we can we can take and put mirrors up too then that's acceptable also We're just watching our form that's all we're doing why do you need them on the ceiling for the for the swing classes swing classes or pole classes i don't know whatever whatever kind of classes there it's exercise we're here to promote a healthy lifestyle that's what we do here so you need to take and work out all right well okay so we've come to the end of another another episode of the crazy truth uh again we want to take and a couple different things want to talk about this time around just so you know hey you can now find us a couple of different places uh you can find us on facebook you can actually join our our page.

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