Krazy Truth #38 Questions from Krazy Winter Nights

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey, do you need a little more slide in your glide? Do you start to go in and it goes, eee, and it hurts and burns because it just won't go any further visit our good friends at spunk lube that's right www.spunk lube they'll get you sliding and gliding in no time and remember you always have a friend in casbah put casbah in the coupon code for your 10 off today hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i'm your host with the most i'm cole this with i'm here with uh the lovely lovely miss amanda hey and we're here to titillate you and talk to you about sex and stuff and things and stuff stuff nipples and Pussies and dicks. Mine are a little sore. What? Why? My nipples, because it's cold. Well, see, there you go. We were hooking clams to them earlier today. We had a 27-pound weight off those fuckers. No, okay, so. Not pierced, no. I won't clip anything to them pierced. What if we needed it for electricity, electricity would you then i've had a uh what was it a what kind of battery was that the six volt battery someone stuck up on it yeah yeah you were smoking out your nipple let's just say i felt that it gave me a little all right so you know how we normally start the show off which is not not talking about your nibbles, although that's a good way to start off. We should do that for a future reference. We, you know, sex stories. So number one, hey, keep sending them to me. I've got, like, I've got sex stories for, like, the next three weeks. It's awesome. Keep sending them to me because you guys are probably the greatest sex stories ever. But today, the one I'm going to go with today, so we all know about the very very lifelike uh ever uh but today we're the one i'm going to go with today so we all know about the very very lifelike uh female sex dolls uh-huh uh-huh she says all excited because she found this one uh they now they now have the male version of a sex doll that they're going to be on program to carry on conversations and it it they say it will actually be able to replace a guy i don't think that's possible really you were the one that commented on it i don't care about conversation does it thrust because i don't i don't want to have a fake conversation but well is it just put i assume you'd have to get on it and write it i don't know i didn't read the article hope not that motherfucker starts chasing you around the house you got a whole new movie scene here no but i mean some it's rodeo night wrong all wrong all a lot of times you like them on top. So how does that work? Well, you know, you just grab them and throw them on top.
Speaker2: There's probably only so many positions you can do it.
Speaker1: Yeah, you just grab them and throw them on top and, you know, call it all good and just take them, you know, hump away.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker2: Hump for me, baby.
Speaker1: Hump for me, baby. You going to get one of those?
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: Is that on your Christmas list?
Speaker2: I didn't even look to see how much they were.
Speaker1: Way too fucking much money. Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dollars. That's right. Look, here's my thought process of this. This is getting to the point that it is like... So the sex toys are becoming about like everything else in society. Here's a way you don't actually have to have conversation. You can still almost get laid. You can just come in and plug him in. Make sure he's all charged up. Because that sure would suck. Midway through, he's going, Ugh.
Speaker2: Son of a bitch!
Speaker1: I'm stuck on him.
Speaker2: I don't know about stuck, but...
Speaker1: You're short. You'd have to be careful. You don't want to ride him and be in a situation you can't reach the ground. Your legs are dangling until he gets recharged up. You're such a butt head. You want me to turn more towards her? Yes, maybe. Take the microphone. Like this? Like this? Sounds like movie quotes? Awesome. It's like charades. Well, we're all discombobulated because we're back in the Casbah Studios this week after we're out live amongst the masses, which is a great time for those of you who weren't there. Why the fuck not? No, I'm just kidding. But a great time to have by all. Good God. So we're happy to be back in the studio. I didn't realize you had that jacket on. I did. I did. I wanted to relive the weekend and I was feeling pretty stylish. Aren't you spiffy? I'm so spiffy. So, yeah. So there you go. God. I like this coat. I just didn't realize you put it on. Yeah. Well, you know. I thought you just put it on your regular black one. No. That's how much I was paying attention. No. Yeah, no. I shaved. I showered. Everything. I'm all kinds of freshened up for this evening's show. Good. That's the way I roll. We want to look nice and sharp. Good. We'll be on our A-, kids. It's all about our A game. I'm so proud of you. Yeah. So, guess what? So, we got questions and such and shit and stuff and things and words. What are you going to surprise you, Chuck? What am I supposed to be looking at? Which camera? What? What? Am I doing all right? Why do you have psycho eyes going tonight?
Speaker3: Who said I had psycho eyes?
Speaker1: Me.
Speaker3: I look over and you're all like, rah.
Speaker1: And I'm going, okay.
Speaker2: Did we take our meds?
Speaker3: Did I take my meds? Do I need meds?
Speaker2: Obviously, I didn't have enough. Holy shit.
Speaker3: Please send meds to the Casbah studio.
Speaker2: Yeah, right.
Speaker3: Just saying, we'll take any.
Speaker1: Hey, you know what else? We're getting ready. We're going to be excited. We're going to be on the road again this weekend. Aren't we? Next weekend. Well, when the show airs, it'll be this weekend. No, okay. See how I was doing that? Yeah, I did. I totally didn't catch it. Okay, we'll work on that. Yeah, no, I'm an idiot. Shut up. You've been spunked. Okay, so... I suppose we should get some questions, huh? Sure. Okay. Water. Nature's friend. Okay, so. Obviously, the water didn't help. Water. Drowning. Okay, so the first question comes to us from TB. In Iowa, that's right, we're getting questions from diseases now. No, it's coming to us from TB. And so his question was, how do two people that have been predominantly known as singles? OK, and have been to many, many events as singles uh how do they make a smooth transition into major lifestyle events as a couple oh what no that's not the same question from last week shut up anyways different question because it's a different scenario there's an added twist with this one a little bit i'm like going i don't remember last week jesus okay no the the added twist with this is at one point in time both these people were one was part of a triad uh one was in another relationship and so it's the transition they're basically they're making their big grand entrance into lifestyle events as a new couple and how do they make that smoothly there really is well no because i'm just like going we'll just show up places together people eventually catch on shit yep there you go that's our show for tonight kids really appreciate you all tuning in uh it was nice to be here thanks it was super easy to easy to get there. Seriously. No, it is not that easy. Okay. We're at a disadvantage in this because we haven't had that transitional period. Okay. Number one. Are we doing a transition into that? No. As soon as the paperwork's final. We're out of the fucking house. No, the thing is, no, think this through for a minute, okay? Picture you being the woman going into a new relationship, or it's a new relationship to you. It's like a used car. It's new to you, okay? It's a new relationship, right? But you know that a lot of people knew the girl that was there previously. They knew the last car that you were driving. Oh, fuck.
Speaker2: I'm following. I'm waiting for you to finish. Keep going.
Speaker1: Okay, would that pose new challenges for you?
Speaker2: To a degree, because some people are going to think that they need to fill the shoes of the girl that was there previously.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker1: Or the car that was driven previously let's use my analogy fill that seats good gas and it's it's some people are going to be shy because they don't know who you are and they don't know you as a person unless it they went to the same club right exactly okay so the reality of it is just first for the partner who this is the new the for the dude god we'll just make this fucking easy for the for the guy okay you need to do a couple of things yes when you are the one that it's when they're going into your group, as the guy that this has always been where you've hung out with and the people know your previous relationship, your ex. Okay. Right? Okay. You have a responsibility to help make sure that you – maybe you change what you normally would do at a big event.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: Maybe normally a big event in the past year used to just kind of like, you know, you'd go after your own thing. You have a group of friends and just kind of, you guys as a couple would kind of separate and then meet back up at different times.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: You need to not do that.
Speaker3: No. Okay.
Speaker1: Because you have to remember at this point in time, you have people, the person that the new person that you're with is going to take and they don't know how other people are going to react. So let's say hypothetically you were really, really good friends with another couple. I don't know. Let's say hypothetically you were really good friends with like us. Okay? Okay. So the new person, this like a somebody getting after a divorce or a death and getting remarried okay they don't know how people are going to react are they going to are you and i going to expect them to be you know the same as the ex was or are they going to expect you to be a totally different a totally different person now if you're cool your true friends are going to go look we don't expect anybody to you're not filling shoes you're not replacing you're not anything you're you and we want to get to know you for you uh but they need reassurance from their who their significant other so you need to hang with them you need to make sure you introduce them to people. You need to make sure that they feel comfortable. Because even if they've been in the lifestyle a long time, right, it's a new set of friends. They're trying to integrate themselves in with your friends. So you need to, like, hang with them and be with them. The key to remember is how do you want to feel when you go to the group of swinger friends or the lifestyle event that the club they were always at when you're the one that doesn't know anybody really or you're just known as the new guy right you know so you want to take and make sure that you work with that and you reassure them that that it's that it's all okay and you need to be you need to be yourself you know one of the big things you don't want to do is you don't want to take and make them say things or go, well, this is the way we always used to do it. You know, it doesn't matter. Because your true friends aren't going to care. Your true friends, look, your true friends, we're excited for you and excited for the new person because you're excited. Right? And to get to know them and we're going to establish our own relationship with them on their own base on their own merit so to speak right right we're not gonna we're not gonna judge and coordinate so you know but here's the thing when i know that the temptation is look the way that you always used to it was you guys went your separate ways and and this is how both sides had fun. Sometimes when the new person's in, you may get to that again in your relationship with the new person. But initially, they're not going to have fun. You almost have to establish as a couple. Right. So you have to be seen together right connected at the hip pretty much right exactly because here's the thing remember if you guys just separate and go your own ways then then now you're just a single person around that nobody knows right so people that would normally come and talk to maybe they'll be a little shyer they're not into single female well they don't realize that you're part of a couple so it's you as the established one to make sure that everybody you know that they know you're together. To get the point across. Yeah, to get the point across. And the other thing is don't be afraid. Look, don't be afraid. If you have really, really good close friends, okay, just again, like us, as an example, if you're really close with us, don't hesitate to come up to your really good friend and say, look, she's really nervous. She's nervous because does she have to be – she doesn't know what she has to do to fit in because your really good friends are going to reassure you. And we like to joke around and stuff. Weird, I know. I know. Right? You have to be conscious of that as to and don't be a douche. You know, keep, you of those jokes or try to avoid inside jokes. Right. I mean, that's a big thing. You need to avoid inside jokes. They need to feel included. Well, yeah, because at this point in time, somebody wasn't inside of that joke. So you want to make sure that you truly are all-inclusive. That's a big thing now it goes right along with this is you have to communicate it's it's a new thing when you go from truly being a couple or from being truly being singles to truly being couples okay and and because i know this person personally i know what their relationship like was before his couples was not a couple relationship. Okay. Okay. They predominantly were singles. Now they're truly in a couple's relationship. Okay. So you have to think like a couple. And I mean, which means you have to be aware of the other person's feelings. All right. And it takes a different level of communication to be in the lifestyle as a couple and it means you have to introduce people as you guys as a couple so they know that this isn't just some random chick you picked up some random single chick found at the bar we don't know how she got there just some check just some random chick you picked up? Yeah. Right? Some random single chick you're going to be hanging out with. Some random single chick you found at the bar. Fuck, she's vanilla. We don't know how she got there. Just some chick. Just some strange. Getting some pussy. You know, sport fucking. Especially when you're known for sport fucking. Yes. You didn't know that. No, this is not my regular sport fucking thing. This one, we're in the marathon together. Wow. This is like my coach. Your analogy. This is my coach. Look, sport fucking is when you fuck somebody different everybody needs a coach so like i'm your coach you're my coach we sport fuck other people we help each other train okay what we do faster faster harder harder tilt this way tilt that way keep your tongue right there don't move around she's moving to try to get in the right spot it's all coaching this way when we sport fucking we can win the competition then we can go for the gold god damn it and we can win that we can win the medal and we can lick our way to a championship just saying at least one of us is having a great time tonight that, what the hell? Some guy's fucking looking at me like I've fucking lost my complete fucking mind. You're like dazed and confused. You haven't lost your mind? Oh, well, yes. But, I mean, that's typical. I don't keep it around very long. Look, I'm dispensing important information on how to help people to reach the next level of adulthood in the swinging community. Remember it's most important to be adults when you're going to go fuck somebody else's spouse. You think? Sure. Absolutely. Did you like do some shots when you went to the gas station or what? I was doing shooters all the way. Yeah, I was doing shooters. Absolutely. How come you didn't share? There's some more over there. I'll start drinking right fucking now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Wait a minute. Wait. Whoa. Okay. So for those of you who don't know, we do have a live secret Facebook page. It would be Crazy Casbah.
Speaker3: Weird.
Speaker1: And so they're listening to us live now. Now, hi, Wendy. Emily is as...
Speaker2: She had the same issue.
Speaker1: She had the same issue when she came up here from the clubs in Texas.
Speaker3: Absolutely.
Speaker1: We're glad to hear y'all. The problem is up here is I don't have many friends. Emily, the key to making friends in the Midwest is making sure you post a lot on our page uh that they're very very hot pictures and that you believe firmly in the the sport fucking philosophy i'm just i'm just kidding emily actually the key is just be really just be just be really nice emily that'd be really nice are you single emily talk to us a little about it maybe we can you up with somebody we can do that we can do whatever the fuck we want i don't know uh well why emily's telling us if she's single or whatnot uh denise uh on our page go what about sport fucking denise everything is sport fucking the lifestyle is is 110 about sport fucking okay there are people out there that are looking for a relationship. Those people need to drift on over to the match.com, christianmingle.com.
Speaker3: What are some other ones? Some other good ones.
Speaker1: Like, farmersonly.com.
Speaker3: You know. That way kills me. Tinder. Wait, no. Tinder's just fucking. Tinder's like a warm-up.
Speaker1: Tinder's like a warm-up for real fucking. Are you done throwing names out there? I can throw those fuckers out there all day long because they fit right in. Well, stop. Yeah, exactly. Oh, Emily Anton. Spoken like a true male. Thank you, Emily. You are single. Awesome. Emily, are you bi? What are some of your hobbies? What the hell? Well, Emily is new, and we want to help Emily meet some cool people. So, Emily, tell us a little about yourself. Are you by? What are some of your hobbies? What are your favorite colors? Feel free to tell us your sign. In the meantime, we're waiting for Emily to answer. It sounds like Emily likes education and self-exploration. Rock on. We can work on that. Yeah. We're willing to explore to explore anyways what i was saying so back to sport fucking in the meantime here's the thing everything in lifestyle is sport fucking if you're looking for a long-term relationship it's probably not going to be uh necessarily as a swinger it's going to be more as a as a dater right because the idea of dating is to eventually find the one for you whereas the uh the uh idea of uh the idea of the uh swing is to you know sport fuck and around about what god we're gonna get right off of that uh emily make that Emily make sure you send hey everybody that's listening on our page right now and then Emily I'm going to leave you alone give Emily a big shout out welcome to the Midwest and we're glad that you escaped Texas she came up to where it's freezing ass cold and also, see, now, and also, look at this. This is great. We also have, Denise has offered, see, this is why our page is so cool. We, our page is about people helping people. Denise has offered, if anyone needs a wing girl, that she will help you out. And Emily is also into kink because she's also on Fat Life. She is Lady Wolf 27. There you go. Okay. Onward. Do you want to jump into something? Feel free. Don't judge. Okay. Do you want to jump in or do you want another question? We can want me to go for another question? We can go for another question. Okay, so this question, this question, the person asked me to remain anonymous.
Speaker3: This question actually came to us while we were at Crazy Wonder Nights. Okay. I got grabbed for this question. Got grabbed? Not in a good way.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: I didn't get stroked. I got tapped on the shoulder. So I didn't get, yeah. Anyways. So the question is this. They have a friend who is trying something brand new in the lifestyle. Brand new to them. Okay? Okay. Now, it's nothing like they didn't invent their own kink or anything weird or anything like that okay but they are doing something uh new in the lifestyle for them a different type of relationship status and uh they have been approached by some of that herself included she thinks that it's that that's wrong should she say something to her i'm really confused by that question okay let's try this out really weird person a has friend person b okay person b came and talked to me okay person b has concerns about a swinger lifestyle choice that person a is starting to make doesn't think it's a good idea. Okay. She wants to know, should she share her opinion, person B, should she share her opinion with person A as to why that's possibly a mistake? How good of friends are they? Supposedly really good friends. Then you should be able to tell them without hesitation.
Speaker2: Okay. I mean, seriously, if you had concerns about a friend of yours that you're really, really good friends with, wouldn't you tell them?
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: Oh, God, Wendy's asking me a question. Oh, fuck. I'll give you a question in just a second, Wendy.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: No, I wouldn't. I would not. Oh, fuck. I'll give you a question in just a second, Wendy. No. No, I wouldn't.
Speaker2: I would not.
Speaker1: Look, here's the thing. Because you are only going to know one part of what's going on, okay? You're only going to know one part in the whole process. So when it comes to lifestyle decisions, lifestyle decisions that somebody else is making, you need to sit back and watch. And yes, if stuff starts to go really south, then you might want to jump in there. But to initially just to spew your opinions on them, no, absolutely not. I don't agree with that in the least. I guess it would depend on what's being said or what they're doing. Is it that how many people they're choosing to have sex with and that concerns you because they're going a little overboard and you don't do that kind of thing? Or is it a action of, action of well you know they tied me up and did this and that concerns you because well you don't know these people and how safe are you i guess it depends on stuff like that but see to me it doesn't because here's the deal it doesn't fucking matter two bits if it doesn't matter if if your friend's getting tied up by somebody and getting suspended and all kinds of shit. It does not make a diddle's damn difference what your fucking opinion of them is. It doesn't matter. You're not required when trust is determined in the lifestyle. It's not a thing of you and your friends have to trust this person.
Speaker3: Right?
Speaker1: No, but some of it comes down to safety. If thought somebody's safety was on in line or in jeopardy then yes i probably would say something well i would anyway well i mean safety okay yes if i know that the dude's a serial rapist i'm probably gonna step up to the plate i'm gonna say something or i'd probably be the smarter like of i go oh my gosh they're playing with a ton of people and that's not my thing you are using protection right okay that that's one thing but that's not necessarily i'm talking a lifestyle choice a lifestyle decision would you walk up to tell somebody that would you walk up to tell somebody that um you think that kink's a bad idea would you walk up to tell somebody that you think that kink's a bad idea? Would you walk up to tell somebody that you think that that kink is wrong?
Speaker2: Only if it caused bodily harm. Or caused a substantial amount of harm.
Speaker1: Do you think you're...
Speaker2: Getting hung by a rope to be choked and taken down right before, you know, like the one singer did. Right, right. Ended up dying from it, probably.
Speaker3: Right.
Speaker1: But most people, what we're talking about here is even that, to a large degree, do you have that right? Because are you going to be okay with, are you going to be okay with, because you don't mind knife play, right?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: The person you do it with, you trust 100%. Thank you. Because are you going to be okay with, are you going to be okay with, because you don't mind knife play, right? Yeah. The person you do it with, you trust 100%. Right. Okay. Well, let's say somebody else doesn't trust him 100%. So do they have a right to come up to you and tell you why you shouldn't trust him? They do. And the thing is, is that they can voice their opinion about that. It doesn't I'm gonna yeah I know what my trust level is versus so how many times can they voice their opinion if they're really good friends you should be able to talk about anything well no no no I get that how many times how many how many times then let me take you to a different level how many times are you are you able to take and keep voicing that opinion? I think if you say it a couple of times to say how really concerned you are, and they choose to go against it, then that's their choice. Because they're adults. But I at least did my part in giving my concerns on why I think that's a bad idea. Okay. Okay. So the thing is, at what point in time is the other person an adult? I guess my thing is, I can see that, and that makes sense. Are you willing, when you walk up to voice your opinion, or as I would say, butt in to another adult's life life are you willing for them to turn around and say to you shut the fuck up it ain't any of your business yeah and would you still be friends with them or would you be pissed ooh now we're getting there no it depends on the level I you know I have people I call my good friends but they're really not but then I have people I call good friends And they really are And if they had a concern I would listen and I would go Okay but I really do want to try this If you want to watch for my safety Then go ahead But I want to try this What if it's a lifestyle choice What do you mean by a lifestyle choice What do you mean by a lifestyle choice Is your first day too? We don't want to stop in two minutes. Damn it. Give me an example. What would be a good example? Because everything you do in the lifestyle is a lifestyle choice. What if it was a triad? God, why do you keep bringing this shit up? What if it was a triad? why do you keep bringing this shit up what if it was a try what about it okay so at what point in time does your opinion not matter as the friend as the friend what if what if it's a dating choice what if it's a what if it's a dating choice you know that the the person that they want to start dating is a fucking whore bag and and slept down a ton of people and didn't use protection. Would you walk up to them and tell them you shouldn't go out with this person? I know you met him in the lifestyle. I know they seem great. But would you do that? No. Why? When it comes to dating. It's for their protection. Okay. So if it's for their protection, you go, you know, granted, it depends on what a lot of
Speaker2: people is, but I guess I've never really seen somebody that didn't think, I'm like, okay, who they decide to date is their choice.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker2: Does it mean I'm going to like them?
Speaker3: Okay. Hold on.
Speaker2: Hold that up.
Speaker1: We're going to take a quick break. We're going to come back. We're going to keep talking about this because we're not done yet. Okay. So we're going to take a quick break. Does that mean I'm going to like them? Okay, hold on. Hold that up. We're going to take a quick break. We're going to keep talking about this because we're not done yet. Okay, so we're going to keep talking about this. So we're going to take a quick break, and let's hear from our other sponsors, shall we? Hi, this is Cole with Crazy Truth. Would you like the opportunity to have your business heard by thousands of swingers around the world? We can give you that opportunity. We have sponsorships available. Contact us today at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot CASBA, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com and put sponsorship in the line. What would that line be? In the subject line. And one of our sales and marketing experts will contact you immediately to talk to you about the different options so you too can hear your business here on the crazy truth all right we're back okay so so nancy has it right Okay, what's Nancy say? Express it and drop it. Okay. So you can express your concerns, but then after a while, let it go. Like immediately after you've expressed it, let it go. Yeah, you've expressed it. Okay, so the question is this. Should you express it to your friend, or should you express it to the other people they're involved with? I do it to the friend ah okay just checking just checking i think here's the deal i understand because i'm not going to walk up to somebody that's going to suspend somebody and go i don't want you to do that to her well i probably would yeah well i'm not a bad i'm not against suspension no but the problem is there are people that will. And the reality is, I can tell you this, at 46 fucking years old, I don't give two flying fucks. If I want to do something that I do not believe in, let me reiterate for everybody out in listener land, I'm not into blood play. I think that's not my thing. I don't kink shame, but here's the deal. I think it's dangerous. I would never do it. But if I'm into that, if I want to try that, you're at 46 years old and it's legal, you know what? And you come up to me and you tell me no, okay? You've known me for enough years. Every time somebody tells me no, what happens? I'm going to dig my fucking heels. You got damn right. Depends on how got on how much you had to drink yeah and if i've had a couple fucking cocktails i'll be the first one out there whipping my dick out cutting it and shit doing stupid so okay no i mean i'm gonna i'm gonna dig my heels and at 46 years old i am an adult if you tell me no i'm gonna tell you to pound fucking sand no i it just is what it is because i'm an adult and i can make that decision billy don't okay i didn't say one of his songs it's fine billy likes us anyway so it's it's that's a that's the whole that's the thing i mean i understand concern but remember what did you just get a message from him say no i can't read it uh so I don't know. that's the whole that's the whole thing i mean i understand concern but remember what did you just get a message from him say no i can't read it uh so no you have to see your other comments scroll so hard scrolling uh oh good i'm glad you shared a pic thank you uh the the uh the thing is is that i understand having concerns but in this lifestyle especially up here Crazy Winter Nights, we learned we had vendors from out of state. We had vendors from Texas that they could not believe how here we have been able to form a group where kinksters and swingers not only peacefully coexist, but actually party together. Okay, so when you have that separation of an environment what you what you lack is understanding okay and the thing is is be just because you don't understand something just because just because you don't understand something does not give you the right does not give you the right to tell someone else they shouldn't do it. You better fucking have your goddamn ducks in a row. Because here's the thing. If somebody walked up to you and didn't know that you'd ever done knife play before, oh, my God, you should never do knife play. That's so dangerous. Oh, you can't do that. You would look at them like, what the fuck? Because you know the person you do night play would never would never hurt you you know and you would be like really what are you basing this on well because it looks dangerous well here's what i'm basing on your fucking cooter shut the fuck up i mean seriously it just is what it is okay i mean they can't express their concern but it's like you know and then i can give my logic behind it have have some basis of understanding when somebody talks to me and gives me their opinion i give my logic behind it and why i'm doing it see nobody ever gives me nobody gives me their opinion they don't actually ask me for that or out of concern they just call me a dick with arms okay they just call me a dick with arms and just become haters there's there's no there's no there's my my penis is warm too if you want to touch it just saying there there's no there now now it's turtled wait come out little buddy wait come back it's cold um but i mean i understand concern in the look in the and I'll be the first one to say this too, when you're at a big party, when you're at whatever,
Speaker2: you should be looking out for your friends.
Speaker3: Actually, when you're at a big event, you should be looking out for everybody. Right.
Speaker1: Okay?
Speaker2: That's just the way it should be.
Speaker1: If you see somebody too drunk that's going to do something stupid or whatever the case may be. But there's a fine line there. And you have a responsibility to let adults be adults and do what they're going to do and you have to know that you're going to run into people like me uh that the more you tell me no i mean ask everybody who i've said we're gonna have a thousand people crazy winter nights next year guess what as soon as i got told you can't do that uh guess what we're gonna do i have a thousand fucking people crazy winter nights next year so i mean it just it it you have to keep that in mind that was a good one that was a spirited debate what do you want to add something no you sure yeah okay what what we got more quick oh hey i want requests. Oh, hey, I want to take a quick minute. Make sure that you take and check out Emily. Emily, I know you'll never come on the list again because of this, but it's been a hell of a lot of fun for me. Make sure, Emily, you go out and check on the main page of Crazy Casbah, Emily's picture. It's very nice, and welcome from Texas. Rodeo night.
Speaker3: By the way, if you'd like to become a member of the Crazy Kazmas,
Speaker2: which is a damn cool place to be,
Speaker3: what you can do is send us an email at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot Kazma, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com, and we'll get you better, and we'll get you out of the day.
Speaker1: 2,600 and growing.
Speaker3: Boy, you slur a little. What do you mean I slur a little? You slurred some of that together. I'm sorry. Ooh, Amy. Amy's on today. Yeah, that's right, Amy. Yes, we can. By the way, we had a great time at Crazy Winter Nights. We had a kissing booth going at Crazy Winter Nights.
Speaker1: We raised a lot of money for Ernie Burt, a very good friend of ours. Remember, I have tweeted it out before as well. He has recently been diagnosed with ALS and is going to be going to Mayo Clinic. So please contribute to that as well. But Amy, who is just now commenting live on our page, that we can get $1,000. She came to the kissing booth, and she paid $20. And, yeah, she smooched me.
Speaker2: And pulled your hair.
Speaker1: And she pulled my hair. And it was, yeah, it was, yeah. Looking forward to having another kissing booth. Amy, you won't even need any money, just saying. Wait, wait. I'm getting a newsflash um wendy oh jesus thank you thank you sound guy dick uh wendy asked about what unfulfilled things are on my bucket list okay so first a first a little back story on this, because what makes this even funnier is that Wendy is a girlfriend. So, awesome, smartass. Okay. Well, you know, what is left on my bucket list? Don't look at me. Well, maybe you're still part of something on my bucket list after 26 years hey look man 26 girls you can be part of the 26 i'm just saying i don't i you know i don't know i don't have a lot of things left to get laid at one of my own parties uh no just kidding not not really no i'm not really at all know i don't know i have to think about that i don't i don't know i mean you you and wendy uh uh you guys filled one of my back of those things halloween wearing collars and and leashes i look at that picture daily not even gonna lie uh i need that hanging up in the Casbah Studios. We're getting ready to move studios, so on the next one I may have to put that picture up. We may have to have some pictures like that up and around the Casbah Studio because that's pretty fucking hot. It was for me. Greatest Halloween ever. Candy, fuck that. You should have taken a picture from behind and had a hold of both the leashes and then had our butts. I don't know if I want to see ours compared. Here's the best way we could do this. How about we recreate? Just throwing that out there as a complete and total answer. Come on and answer it. I don't know that I have that many. I still want to get my dick sucked when i'm singing on stage i still absolutely want to get my dick sucked when i'm singing on stage i also really want to uh i forgot about that i could have done that at the party uh-huh i really want to do that and i still really want to grab a chick as soon as soon as i get done singing and just take her to the side of the stage and fuck the shit out of her right there that is a really big one a lot of stuff has to do with me singing no shit that i want to do that the rock star status yes also so you know wendy if you'd like to get uh get us a limousine i really want a fucking limo or if you'd like to get a limo i'd really like to fucking limo okay just is anybody taking notes at this point in time here's what i like you're looking like okay i guarantee she ain't writing this shit down either we'll remember duct tape party what holy shit okay i don't know what that is we could probably do that uh yeah oh the wendy says that you guys can recreate that yeah perfect uh you know i i don't know other than that i'll think of it i'll get back to you on a list because you don't have a bucket list such a liar I don't know. Other than that, I'll have to think of it. I'll get back to you on a list. Because you don't have a bucket list. Such a liar. There has to be something. I don't just, well, maybe not. I don't know. You and I are the only two people in the world that don't have bucket lists. I mean, because, you know, when you first started swinging, everybody has the same one. Threesome. See somebody else naked. Like, that's hard to do? You know, yeah, I yeah i mean the thing is is that i don't have one because well i don't know what i'm missing wax your nose oh that's right i do have to nancy adds it this weekend i have to wax my nose live on the air yeah i forgot about that nancy here's the deal i won't remember so you need to pick up waxing stuff if you pick up the waxing stuff and bring to the island writers party this weekend and you're on our page you'll see me go live and i will wax my nose my nose hair live on on casbah tv or casbah but yeah that's because it's what we do yeah that's not necessarily a bucket list item though just just saying not your bucket list on my bucket not going to get whacked a lot of places around me.
Speaker3: I can promise you that. That was a dare.
Speaker1: Yeah. Well, I mean, you know.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: Sex in a lot of public places is pretty much up on that list. I mean, because that's just fun wherever you're at.
Speaker2: Empire State Building on a park bench.
Speaker3: And you've done so many of these.
Speaker1: No. To know that it's fun? I've had sex on a park bench and you've done so many of these to know that it's fun I've had sex on a park bench I was in knowledge it was a long time ago god I guess so that's when I went fountain jumping first yeah shut up I didn't say anything you don't have to say anything you You just look at him funny. I hope we have another question. Are we almost done? Is it already the hour's up?
Speaker3: Fuck.
Speaker1: No, of course it's not.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: Yeah, nice. Oh, this is great. Just so those of you that are listening, Wendy says she's not impressed.
Speaker3: Great.
Speaker1: We'll work on that. You send me a naked snow angel picture, and we'll figure it out from there.
Speaker3: Pumpkin. Where's naked snow? picture, and we'll figure it out from there. Pumpkin.
Speaker1: More naked snow. We've never fucked in the snow.
Speaker2: My ass ain't going in the snow.
Speaker1: Well, you can be on top.
Speaker3: Ugh.
Speaker1: Oh, yeah, now what?
Speaker2: Oh. As long as, well, it's kind of hard to be fully dressed.
Speaker1: No, you can't be dressed. Then we're dry humping in the snow.
Speaker2: Then we're just, like, sleddingding it's totally a different ball game yeah we'll figure it out okay all right give me a question it's too cold it's your turn to come up with have a question didn't anybody ask you questions crazy one tonight no oh jeez folks let's take a moment here just express it is completely okay and acceptable to ask Miss Amanda questions. 100%. All the time. She has better answers than I do on a lot of these things. Okay, now I'm just like people are, yeah. Okay. No, we're not doing a waxing party. That would be weird. I'm out. I thought of cutting a hole in the crotch of an outfit. Wendy said to do that. And I'm like, I was thinking that. Then I could still be fully clothed and fuck in the snow. Oh, my God. Well, what I thought we'd do is wrap up an electric blanket so it's heated. Oh, yeah. Well, then we just set up a tent. Then it's fucking in a tent. Well, it's still in the snow, technically. No. Oh, my God. You the snow tensling what what are we doing i said nothing about tensile i said tent laying in the snow okay all right here's a good question guys yeah now okay i'm getting away from snow we'll work on the snow fucking because i'm not going to be butt naked out there trying to keep my dick hard in cold weather while you guys are half bundled and i'm just trying to pick a hole you know the right one and get like fucking cloth we guide you like we usually do great okay so okay so obviously for those of you that don't know the sound the sound guy the world famous sound guy okay world famous sound guy now because we're hurt all over the world okay the world famous sound guy it's actually our oldest son right so uh he was at crazy winter nights he got smooched on could have got laid got groped got groped yep uh so his question uh that he got asked was is it weird or hard working on the podcast with us as as as our kid i'd have to say the first one was a little awkward for who a little hesitant on answering things completely
Speaker1: did it bother you having crazy winter nights no see it didn't me either i didn't care because he's 26 look at this point in time if you haven't figured out that we do some weird shit then I don't care because he's 26. Look, at this point in time, if you haven't figured out that we do some weird shit, then you're pretty much on your own. Surprise! Yeah. So the question is, is it weird for you? No, not at all. See, he just knew the weird freaks from the early stages. God, that's probably somewhat wrong. No, I mean, the thing is, it's just a job. I mean, it's just something you do. He gets to hear some interesting stories. Yes. Yeah, okay. And then, okay, it's more entertaining to watch his facial expressions when you drop the ball on. Or drop the ball. Or to your knees for the ball no okay the sad thing is we should have at one point in time early on we should have had a camera set up videotaping his reaction yeah because his shit was fucking he was dying when he was hearing some of the stories uh through the years yeah he he was he was dying i mean i i you know the one he laughed the hardest at what was when i was talking about jacking off to catalogs as a kid when i was talking about jacking off to catalogs and and here's the thing you know what after that podcast if you remember there were all kinds of people putting shit on the page i was not the only fucking guy no i was like every guy i still see it all the time you know the first porn was a sears robot catalog look man any any fucking male that was alive in the 70s jacked off to catalogs we did because you know to go to the underwear section yeah well fuck yeah you know what's really funny girdles when you're when you're 10 this is so fucking stupid now but when you're 10 years old girdles were sexy because it was like it was like tight and kind of showed like their butt and titties and stuff that's because the models are skinny didn't really need one as the sound guy just passes me now and goes i still remember a couple of really great series ads. Hey, I do too. I remember the first, when JCPenney's first started to put lingerie-ish, which is so far from lingerie now. I mean, now their lingerie back then would have been like granny panties now. But I mean, you know, ads, I was like, looking like popeye i was all sweaty in my arm okay so as an adult did you get off on the uh bra and panty store no catalog no that came in the mail i mean i looked through it with the little angels with the wings you know what i'm talking about i know yes yes without saying their name because i'm trying to comply oh you mean victorious oh gotcha i didn't say the rest of it that's a secret anyway so yes no i mean i look at it but here's the thing you don't look i look at it and go oh that's hot yeah but it's not enough to jack off to you i mean look we do something where you know porn, porn swinging, real life swinging, you know, I'd rather, I'd rather somebody that's real that I could actually get a chance to fucking like in real life. That's hotter than somebody than an anorexic model that, yeah, I don't have enough cocaine or money to ever have a chance to bang her. Okay, you know my size doing something like that would take and would take and just add crusher and kill her a victorious model look man I'm 280 pounds of lovin and about one fucking by the time I'd fucking jumped on that shit, you're just going to hear this, and it's going to, and I'm just going to be laying there with fucking two silicone implants, and that's what I'm going to be laying there with, and that'll be gross and weird. It'll look like one of the Scooby-Doo masks. That's bad. And it's true, and you know it. That's what's funny. No, so I'd rather, do you get desensitized to all of it? Wellitized solid of it well fuck yeah you do i mean we've talked about this before the first time when you're in the live show the first time you're at an event or party and you see some some dude getting a blowjob from some chick it's just like yeah yeah i mean you're just like oh yeah i mean you walk around your first like true good swingers party with just heart on because, like, everything is so hot. Your head's on a swivel. You're just like, look at that. And now you walk to, oh, hey, Bob, how's it going? How's it going? Great. How's the job? Yeah, how's the kids? Whatever. And this chick's just going, and, you know, hey, you're doing a great job. Keep up the good work. And you keep moving. Yeah, and then all of a sudden you hear that and you go hey good job i'm next that's the way that works i mean you know i never thought i would reach a point in my life where i could randomly have a conversation with someone getting a blow job or with somebody uh or with somebody having sex i've actually sat and uh you had a conversation with somebody having sex yeah i've cracked jokes with people having i've cracked jokes while we were having sex with people don't you remember don't you remember uh one of our first hotel parties and the young couples were coming in. We had the door open and we were having sex. And I was cracking jokes saying, so what did you do? Come in here to watch the geriatric people fuck?
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: And the other couple was like, shut up. Because they were laughing. So they couldn't get off. And the young people were just like, oh my God, I'm cracking jokes while we were fucking.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: I never thought I'd reach that point in my life. And I can do that with fucking ease.
Speaker2: There you go.
Speaker1: I can multitask. I can talk on the phone and fuck now. I can do it at the exact same time. Not a problem. Occasionally, uh. Or if you're not careful, ow! You know, stuff like that. You know, you gotta slow the slapping down because that interferes with the conversation.
Speaker3: Hi, mom. How are you?
Speaker1: I'm good. What are you doing? Nothing. Did I catch you in a bad time no i'm good ow so i mean you have to watch you gotta you gotta watch out for some of that kind of stuff mom answer the phone mom doesn't catch on to it dad on the other hand dad dad you can tell dad catches on to that kind of shit yeah nothing worse than talking to a parent on the phone fucking a girl from behind and all of a sudden you go a little too hard she's doing a doggy and that was her head on the headboard and she goes oh and your dad goes what was that oh that was a sign I need to get off the phone and he goes I think it sounds like you're busy we'll talk to you later and my mom's going going, well, what? He's busy. We'll talk to him later. Hang up, Linda. Hang up the phone. Yeah. Way to go. That happened in college, too. No, you just said her name. Doofus. Okay, so anybody out there listening, if you happen to know my mother, please don't call her. Just saying. You know what? You can leave. Don't tell my tell my mom look you can leave disney in there i'll take that lawsuit but i don't want the lecture comes to the other so you might want to go ahead and edit that you think she has a clue well it depends on how you told her you're putting a party on i did i did and she even asked me she even asked me she goes well is this like uh anybody can go party or like an adult party? And I said, no, it's an adult party. You know she wants to ask. She's dying to ask. But as I've told my children through the years, don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answer to. Trust me, when it hits 1,000 next year and I'm on the news, probably with my luck, it might come out. Hey, great news. I could have swore I saw Cole on the TV. Something about a party. Dirty sex party. No, no, it's just a fashion show. Just a vendor. There's ways around that. I'm just a promoter, damn it. I'm an innocent bystander. I didn't know all these people were going to have sex in their room. I just emcee. I just emcee. Yeah. Yeah. What could possibly go wrong with that? Yeah. I'm thinking about this for a minute. I'm up there. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome back to, you know, Crazy Winter Nights 3. Yeah. Everybody, I just emcee. I'm so glad you could come to my party. Why are you looking at me like that? Processing processing i'd only be scary if mom and dad buy an iron cross just saying i really don't want to picture that break out the whips it is what it is oh but nancy's uh son-in-law gave her a cement pineapple for christmas I'm not for sure, but I'm thinking somebody's in the know at this point in time. Look, here's the deal. I'm pretty sure. Now, look, we're not going to test this theory, okay? Don't anybody get excited here. But I'm pretty sure, because my brother does know, I'm pretty sure that somehow or another my folks have figured it out. Because you can't keep talking about talking about different times no we can't come to this event because we're having a party with 300 of our closest friends or 600 of our closest friends and and you know they keep asking you know or when when my brother and his wife goes well you know we'd love to go to one of those one of your parties uh no no probably not uh and they're to the point going is it one of your parties. No, you won't. No, probably not. And they're to the point of going, is it one of those parties or is it a party we can go to? Nope, it's one of those parties.
Speaker2: There's easy ways to get her. You can easily skate around the parental issue.
Speaker1: Maybe we'll take it. You never know.
Speaker3: Yeah, no.
Speaker1: Look what we've done. Look what we've corrupted. Will you ever go back, sound guy, to another crazy winter night's party?
Speaker3: Yeah,
Speaker2: sure. Yeah, sure.
Speaker1: Yeah, if you get time off, if it works out, if there's a hot chick there.
Speaker3: Yeah,
Speaker1: maybe. Oh, I mean, I don't know. Do I have to go home? We're corrupted one kid at a time. Sex room's free. Yeah, that motherfucker, we even gave him a suite. You didn't break it in either, did you? Great. Nope, just passed out one suit. That was our sex room. We never used it. Nobody used it. See, now you know it really is how this works from a family thing. We're getting them trained right. You're part of the party planning crew. No pussy for you. Yeah, you could have. The head of security's wife. You can set that up anytime you want. Yeah, we're so proud. All right, so are we done? He's like, yeah, get out of here. Okay, all right, well, I think that was a great show. think that was fun yeah it was fun fun time good to be back live in our studio yeah back home back where we're safe behind the table behind the tape behind the table behind the microphones it's not so scary back here nah not really all right hey you know what we love y'all very much uh but, don't forget, do you need a little more slide in your glide? Do you need to get spunked? Are you a little too dry? Well, visit our friends at Spunk Lube, www.spunklube.com. And remember, you've always got a friend in CASBA. Put CASBA in the coupon code K-A-S-B-H and get your 10% discount off of every one of your orders. And remember as well, if you'd like the opportunity to hear your name here, contact our sales and marketing department at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot CASBA, K-A-S-B-H. Make sure you put sponsorship in the subject line. At gmail.com. At gmail.com. and put sponsorship in the subject line and gmail.com at gmail.com and put sponsorship in the uh uh subject line and one of our sales professionals will get back in touch with you immediately all right you're going to want to make sure you go visit our youtube channel and subscribe we've got some exciting new features getting ready to roll out and you're going to want to be a part of those so go to www.youtube.com backslash c backslash kazbah k-a-s-b-h and if you like what you hear visit our patreon www.patreon.com backslash crazy k-r-a-z-y kazbah k-a-s-b-h and you can also follow us on twitter that'd be at truth crazy you can follow us on instagram at crazy K-R-A-Z-Y underscore Kazba, K-A-S-B-H. Don't forget to sign up on our YouTube or on our Facebook page, which would be Crazy Truth. And you can always send us emails. We love your emails at Crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H at gmail.com and don't forget everybody needs some crazy truth merch that's right we've got merchandise go to teespring.com backslash stores backslash crazy k-r-a-z-y hyphen truth all right until next week kids doing it the only way i know how and the only motherfucking way i want to chasm style out bye