Krazy Truth #37 Live from Krazy Winter Nights

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you.
Speaker2: Not so much.
Speaker1: It's a good thing we pay you, sound guy. That's what it was all about. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. I didn't start it right. I already fucked it up, didn't I? Yeah, we didn't do the spunk lube ad.
Speaker3: Thank you. It's a good thing we pay you, sound guy. That's what it was all about. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. I didn't start it right. I already fucked it up, didn't I? We didn't do the Spunk Lube ad. Do you need a little more slide in your glide? Are you dry? Visit our good friends at Spunk Lube, spunklube.com, www.spunklube, and make sure you put CASBA in the coupon code and get your 10% discount today. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome back to a very, very special live edition of The Crazy Truth. We are so excited.
Speaker1: What?
Speaker2: Five?
Speaker3: Five minutes what? Episode five. Oh, episode five. All right. Sorry. See, you guys are this. This is the real deal.
Speaker1: This is exactly how we do this home. The only thing we're missing is the dog. So just know he gets muzzled. So keep that in mind. But Amanda does give treats. So yeah, exactly. Over in the vendor fair, we get all kinds of cool stuff. So we're excited to do this live. Oh, I didn't do it right because I didn't introduce you yet, did I?
Speaker2: That's okay.
Speaker3: Sorry.
Speaker1: I'm your host with the most.
Speaker3: I'm cool.
Speaker1: I never shut up. And with the lovely, lovely Miss Amanda. That's me. That's not what you usually say. Hey. You're the reason people come. They want to see you. No. Yeah. We can do that. We can do that. Actually, this one will go on YouTube also. So the thing is, what we wanted to do instead of like normally where we read questions that people send us we wanted to let you guys ask questions so you'll actually get to be on you'll be on the podcast because this won't be released uh when will this be released sound guy in two weeks so this will be released in two weeks uh so we want your questions you get to ask us anything you want about anything you want at all and we have treats we have that's right we have to why don't you show one hold on one of the treats um i can't get down so you're gonna have to do it a second it does well sometimes not too much because he's doing my work. So we've got, like, treat treats. These are better than the ones the dog gets. So just saying.
Speaker2: And there's some guy ones in there, too.
Speaker1: You really want to give them all this way, don't you? Yeah, we really want a guy question right away. That's the biggest thing.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: So, all right. So normally we start the show off with a weird sex story, but we're figuring this is probably, well, this is probably weird. I didn't read it, Todd. I didn't get to read it. Todd, what was the sex story about? Tell me real quick. Oh, the woman tried stabbing her boyfriend, and then he decides to ask for the marriage. Rock on. See, this hoping, we're hoping that they'll be at our next vendor
Speaker3: affair.
Speaker1: Yeah, so we love all the gangsta out here.
Speaker2: So since you didn't have a mic, you might want to repeat that.
Speaker3: Okay, yeah.
Speaker1: So what it was, was it was in the UK. Sorry, sound guy. He's getting frustrated with me. So, okay. So it was in the UK. The gal, they got in a fight and he tried to, the woman tried tried to stab the guy in the dick, didn't he? Wasn't that what it was?
Speaker3: Sure.
Speaker1: Yeah, it was. We'll go with that. So I tried to stab him, and because of that sign of love, he proceeded to ask her to marry him.
Speaker2: Is he just nuts?
Speaker1: Yeah, 15 times. So he stabbed him 13 times. So he stabbed him multiple times. That is love. I'm glad all I had to do was ask you to dance You're easy And I'm lucky Yeah You wouldn't do that would you You'd stab me Not at the moment You just don't want to do stuff for the rest of the show For the rest of the weekend You don't want to be in charge the rest of the weekend no at all no yeah okay okay oh and by the way while we're here we're going to be eating fuck me uh snacks over in the vendor fair you can get actual fuck me cook me cookies so make sure you get some of those as well what talk up i have to talk up who mom it was me right okay by the way this is the sound guy you get to actually you hear him and you don't always get to see him why don't you come out in front this is the sound guy he's the one that keeps us on track he's our adult supervision ish yikes yeah so he's our oldest he's the one that we were giving all the things if you're interested and don't get up with him he is single just saying so
Speaker2: oh yeah alright
Speaker1: so who somebody's got to have a question
Speaker3: for us is Things if you're interested in hooking up with him. He is single. Just saying. So.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah.
Speaker3: All right. So somebody's got to have a question for us. Does anybody have any question? It can be anything you want. Todd, I'm kind of scared.
Speaker1: What? You knew it was coming. I knew it was coming.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: No, we're not. Okay, so we said in the last one that we were going to actually say what CASBA is. I don't think we should. Why? Because I think we should keep them guessing. I didn't say that answered. Honestly, though, there's a huge difference. I didn't say I would answer any questions. No, okay, so CASBA. So CASBA actually stands for, you want to do it? No, go ahead thank you so casbah is actually it's not it doesn't include todd although in hindsight if we could do it again it would and actually andy your yours was pretty good too i still i still like yours yeah well all of yours you were gonna have some great ones it's actually so we used it we never thought we were going to be swingers so so we used it as our email. So it's Cole, Amanda, Sebastian, Bray, and Holden. So our name is, we named it after our whole family, which is really ironic now, when you, as the kids got older, you had to make sure that, it's like, look, if you go to any site and you see something that says CASBA, like, if you're like with your friends and you're porn surfing and it says CASBA anything, you really might want to think twice before you open that up. Or you maybe have to explain why. That looks like your mom and dad.
Speaker3: Weird.
Speaker1: That was your mom. Actually, the middle one, when he first went to college, he was telling people what we
Speaker3: did.
Speaker1: And we're like, why? He's like, well, how well, better way to show what cool mom and dad you have than to say that you guys are, like, you know, swingers. I'm like, you have got to quit that. There's nothing worse when we go up to, like, drop soap off at the dorms and all of his buddies are just staring at Amanda. They're just, like, going, I'm like, this is great. He goes, what's the problem? I said, because she's a MILF. Think this through. Oh, yeah, I guess I shouldn't do that anymore. So they finally quit telling people. So now we have them on staff instead. That's how it works. So that's what CASBA is. It was easy to remember. For me, because I'm not very techie. Techie has nothing to do with it. Well, it's just like what our password always used to be. Like my name.
Speaker3: I've changed that since.
Speaker1: I'm not telling you anything now that's not real. But, yes, my password and PIN number for the first, like, 10 years was, like, Cole11111. Until the kids were like, you've got to quit that, Dad. So, yeah, that's why I do that. Does he get one of the prizes? He gets one of the prizes.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: It's a man prize. It is a man. Thank you. Does he get one of the prizes? He gets one of the prizes. It's a man prize. It is a man prize.
Speaker2: He will love it.
Speaker1: Alright, so your prize is Foxy's Booty Baiter.
Speaker3: So,
Speaker1: we did open one of these. I'm going to let you go deliver that out there I can tell you this much We opened one, we did not use it I'll hold your microphone But the hole that you can use that with Yeah, good luck with that Absolutely So you want to make sure Everybody wants to make sure you go and see his New booty baiter up and running Yeah Yeah, good luck with that. Absolutely. So you want to make sure, everybody wants to make sure you go and see his new booty baiter up and running.
Speaker3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker1: Make sure you give us a full report back on how you like that.
Speaker2: Can you get off my cord?
Speaker3: Pictures.
Speaker1: Make sure you send us pictures.
Speaker2: Put your foot back.
Speaker1: All the way through. You go next.
Speaker2: What am I? I usually sit here quiet.
Speaker1: No, but this is your big chance. They'll ask questions to you Because you're nice
Speaker2: I am
Speaker1: You are
Speaker2: Okay does anybody have any questions
Speaker1: You're the sweet one Yes she is the sweet one She's not innocent
Speaker2: The hell I'm not
Speaker1: So the question was What's her love of Viking helmets Thank you. The hell I'm not. What's your affinity with Viking helmets? Oh, fuck off. So the question was, what's her love of Viking helmets? I don't. You want to tell the story? Oh, God. Do I have to? We've got video that we can post with it. Here we go. This is what makes our show most fun. How embarrassing do you want this to be, Todd? Bring it, baby. We were at a Halloween party, and Todd was was dressed as a viking weren't you todd okay so we go back where there was a lot of four or five of us in the room lots of alcohol let's pause for a brief second there was uh how many shots did you have i? Well, I don't know. I was hammered. Go ahead. I was hammered. So in the midst of it, we were getting ready to go at it. Todd couldn't quite get it up. So his girlfriend at the time was like, well, just fuck her with the Viking helmet. Amanda didn't realize he was actually doing that. what that's what was the best part and she didn't realize that the rest of us had all stopped to watch and take pictures yeah i still have that video just saying what was the best was watching todd and his girlfriend time down really close aiming and lining it up and then and then going and she's and Amanda's all into it she is moaning the whole nine yards and I'm filming and I'm giggling and so finally she looks up she's like what is so funny and Todd's standing to one side of her and I'm standing in front of her and there's still something in there but there's no other dicks that should be in there. And we're like, you're fucking a hat. Todd still has that hat, too. Did you ever wash the horn? No, just keep the horn out. It was all natural. Yeah, for some reason, Amanda would never be a... I slacked it. It's hanging up in your bone hall of fame. Absolutely, that's what it should be. Yeah, that's what it's all about. So that's the story with the Viking helmet. Thanks. By the way, Sound Guy, we'll make sure we'll have the video clips put in on the YouTube channel. No. We'll make sure. Just a couple still shots. It'll be awesome. I have the pictures on my phone. So yeah, later tonight you can come up and get pictures. Yeah, that's the truth. Just if you buy her a shot, let's do a game oh god if you buy miss amanda a shot and she has to show you a picture on her phone yeah but all of a sudden there's me what going what because she might be a chance for claims fame it is what it is it works out that way Todd, you don't get a dildo. You get plenty. You have the hat. No. No, he wants a booty band. Hey, no. Give me that box. You have to get it delivered. That's where that works. Yeah, have the short one keep getting up and down. Here, hold, please. Okay.
Speaker3: Okay, so I have no idea what she's giving him.
Speaker2: It's a vibrating cock ring.
Speaker1: Wow, there you go. All right, so he gets a vibrating cock ring. Yeah, no, Jim. Put that on the hat and see what happens. Watch the hat dance.
Speaker3: Olay. Dad, hold your mic further from your face. Alright. I'm trying. This is new. I said I knew how to do it, didn't I? Don't eat the mic. Every time you do that. Oh yeah, I do. Yeah, this is... Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, I do. Okay, that got bigger applause than when we walked in. If you electrocute yourself, you're on here. It's not the first time I've done that. I know. Do what? It is rechargeable. Rechargeable. Absolutely. Okay, hey, by the way, right now, Tammy, we're going to take a part in here. Tammy is sitting over here. Why is she sitting at this table over here? I'll show you. Is she is, if you remember, we're raising funds for Ernie. It's on. You okay there? All right, awesome. So we're raising funds for Ernie Britt. So we're doing that with the kissing booth. We're going to be right in the kissing booth all night tonight and all night Saturday as well. So everything that they raise, it's a buck a kiss. You can give more. You can, Tammy's up first. You can put in times if you want to do it as well. Ernie has ALS. They're going to Mayo. February. February. He will be here tomorrow night as well. So to take and we want to do it as well ernie has als uh they're going to mayo february february he will be here tomorrow night as well so to take and we want to raise as much funds for ernie as possible so uh kisses are over there buck but you can give you more and there's also if you want to volunteer a time either tonight or tomorrow there's a sign up sheet right over there so we want to try to help ernie raise as much funds as humanly possible for that. So our good buddy. All right, somebody's got to have a good question for me. Any question. Well, it can be for either one of us. Nobody cares about me. I don't want to hear your questions. You have this hair. Why do you do that? Because it drives me nuts. We're in front of it. We're not even in the kitchen where he could edit that out. Todd, put your hand up. I wouldn't be a wife if I didn't do it. Sorry. Oh. Where's the craziest place we've ever done it? That would be the parking lot at Sneaky Beach here in Omaha. That you have. That I have. Right in front of, the band was playing, the drummer's pickup was backed right up to the door. And, which a lot of people had to go in to go, They went in the back door to go to the bar. And the drummer looked out at one point in time, and I was having sex with the gal on the tailgate of the truck. The problem was it was like 1030 at night, and there was a lot of people coming in. The bar wasn't closed. And we didn't also realize there was video cameras on the outside with closed-circ playing inside so everybody on the inside was watching the show on the outside and yeah she was really if if anybody knows who that girl is she was awesome i'd really i'd really like to get i'd really like to know her again you can't say shit that was the same night amanda randomly grabbed a vanilla dude who just happened to walk out to have a cigarette the most perfect time in his life ever and she just started sucking his dick so she scarred him he was like I asked you first I didn't I was drunk I was busy I was drunk too I had I was not I'd never asked him I just started no you didn't you looked at me you looked at me and you were like do you care you care I'm like no I don't care and this kid just standing with a cigarette, like, looking at everything going on, and the next thing you know, you were like, do you care? Do you care? I'm like, no, I don't care. And this kid's just standing there with a cigarette looking at everything going on.
Speaker1: And the next thing you know, he's like, whoa.
Speaker3: I don't remember at any point him stopping you. No.
Speaker2: No, he was all in. He couldn't get it up, though.
Speaker3: It's all good.
Speaker1: Well, you kind of scared the hell out of him.
Speaker2: Yeah, I probably did.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: I mean, it was a nice enough night. But, I mean, anybody, if you're just shopping in the mall and some dick just walks up and unzips my pants i i probably am not going to get an instant boner i'm going to be a little taken aback i'm willing to try just saying but yeah the best part was you saw him two weeks later the next week that's the next week yeah and i kind of hid you were you you made yourself shorter that night yeah it is possible believe it or not guy goes, hey, Amanda, isn't that the guy that you sucked his dick? And I'm like. She slid under a table. That was awesome. You stayed there for the whole night, too. That was great. Yeah, it was lovely. All right. She gets a prize. Hold on. Your turn. Holding mic. Pick a good one. I don't know if it's a good one or not.
Speaker2: You don't know if it's a good one or not.
Speaker1: I'm a guy.
Speaker3: I don't know.
Speaker1: That's why they have these things, because guys don't know what's good or not.
Speaker2: Just pick one. Yeah, I bet you that is. And it's pink.
Speaker1: And it's Little Whale Wet Green. I can't it Cole Yes Hey look man I squirt big That's all that matters Oh Jesus I'll be a little whale with a strong blow, man. I squirt big. That's all that matters. Oh, Jesus. I'll be a little whale with a strong blowhole. Just saying. Don't look at me.
Speaker2: Don't look at me.
Speaker1: You didn't get it named after you. He didn't name his butt. Well, he kind of did. Well, that's right.
Speaker3: He did. He did. That's right. Okay.
Speaker1: We're fucking two for two. We're getting shit named after us and everything. There you go. This rocks. That's right. Okay. We're fucking two for two. We're getting named after us and everything.
Speaker3: There you go.
Speaker1: Just rocks.
Speaker3: Yup. Fuck.
Speaker2: Have you guys always been on the lifestyle since you've been together?
Speaker1: Okay, so the question was, have we always been on the lifestyle since we've been together? Kind of, because you were easy when I first started out, and I was too.
Speaker2: Well, we're like a 26-year, one-night stand.
Speaker3: Yes. No.
Speaker1: So, yes. We've not been on the lifestyle. We've been on the lifestyle now what? Thank you. and I was too. Well, we're like a 26-year one-night stand. No, so yes. We've not been in a lifestyle. We've been in a lifestyle now what? Seven years. Seven years and she did it. She begged me and begged me for years and years to get in the lifestyle. I did not. Oh, there's a part two to the question. Awesome. Go ahead. That's an excellent one. The question was, are we both bi, are we straight? She is bi, and I am straight. This would be like on Facebook hearts going up right there. Just saying. Yeah, no. And that was part of the whole begging to do swinging.
Speaker3: Oh, no.
Speaker1: Explain it from the get-go for those that don't know. I said that at any time you could come out and say you you like girls you have always said that as long as i could be involved in picking and i could watch yes and then i begged and begged and said we should just try it yes after 20 years you finally said yes no that's not how it worked out well kind of no that was to get to swinging well yeah. Well, yeah, that was to get to swinging. And then it grew from there. Then you discovered a whole new side of yourself. You were like taking pictures of my ass. I'm like, why are you taking pictures? No one wants to see that. Advertising. Well, I didn't know that. I was doing it for advertising. I put us on an adult site to advertise for her photography business. And that was a story I stuck with for quite a while. And now I'm like, well, look at this picture. Isn't this kind of hot? Well, this person's interested. Ooh, this guy really likes your pictures. I'm like, ah. And she finally said, if you can find somebody that will fuck me, I will do it. That took like two days. Yeah. I'm like, congratulations, we've got six. Which one do you want to go to? And the next weekend, the adventure started. And away we went. So, yeah. It was probably like five minutes that Cole had to go through. Which one do you want to go to? No next weekend the adventure started and away we went so yeah no i was just like the first one on the list i was like hedging my bet i was going to be like i had a list right in case she said no to this one and when she said yes the best part was after that first experience i would have uh if she said do you want to keep doing this i would have said no it was horrible yeah it was horrible for me but she but i so i was like yeah it was okay and she said that was hot i said i love it no i said it was erotic as hill same difference six one no i like my phrase better you like your phrase better oh we got to get a toy though hold on Yeah, but I wasn't by then it took like two or three couples there you go i'll share it. Okay, go ahead. What was your question, Nancy? So the question is, what do we think about triads? Okay, so what do we think about triads? We love triads. We are all in on triads. Absolutely. Well, not initially, because the first one, that girl that we hooked up with, she wanted to be a triad. And I was not in. She gave me the wrong vibe. Yeah, so initially, we always said, well, that would never happen. That's weird. How can that happen? It's awesome when it happens. I'm just going to go on and say, yeah, we absolutely, it's amazing. If you open your mind, what you can find you did, and a triad's a ton of fun. There's lots of different types. I don't know. Well, I wonder if you have to general room. Can we take a show of hands here of who in this room knows who is part of our triad? Wow, there's a lot of hands there. Just saying. Do you want to come on camera? Okay. Do you want to give your opinion of triads?
Speaker3: Hey, we used to be part of a triad, but look at her now.
Speaker2: She's like, there are my eyes.
Speaker1: You just wanted a toy, didn't you, Nantic? Okay, hold on.
Speaker3: Here, this is going to be funny.
Speaker1: Hold on.
Speaker2: This is going to be funny? Oh, God.
Speaker1: We're going to let Wendy deliver the toy. It's a pussy pedal. It's a pussy pedal. There you go, Nancy. You get a pussy pedal. It's a pussy pedal. There you go, Nancy. You get a pussy pedal delivered by Wendy, a very close personal friend, an associate of ours. Don't worry. I'll be over there.
Speaker2: Don't you worry. We make us look like shit. Thanks a lot.
Speaker3: What?
Speaker1: No shit, yeah.
Speaker3: Huh? What?
Speaker1: Thank you. I'll be over there. Don't you worry. Oh, wait. Make us look like shit. Thanks a lot. What? No shit, yeah. Huh? What? Oh, see. Way to go, Wendy. Way to start off and show all the shit that we're not doing right. Jeez. Can't bring people anywhere. I'll make up for it later. No, see, now we've got, see, this is where we love it. Because doing this live, we get to hear people like Todd yelling stuff out about pie filling, Mr. Russell and Creamed Corn. Okay, so I'm going to ask questions. We can ask questions.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: Yeah, we can.
Speaker3: Sure. Why not?
Speaker1: All right, so everybody in this room, what, somebody tell us, what is the strangest thing not you, Todd? Strangest thing that you've had sex in?
Speaker3: In? In.
Speaker1: In, around, used, whatnot.
Speaker2: Or where?
Speaker1: Or where?
Speaker3: Look at everybody.
Speaker1: Everybody gets so quiet. They're like, what?
Speaker2: What are you looking at me for?
Speaker1: Not yet. I thought it was so buckless.
Speaker2: Top of a Navy ship.
Speaker3: Top of a Navy ship. That fucking wins. I think they stand up and give that a salute. Right there. Officer's head. Wait. Now, see, that's just getting weird. The officer's head. You can go so many places. Oh, God. Okay. I go, well, see. I want to fuck on a ship. I mean, like, not just a cruise ship. I was going to say, we did. Well, I know, but like on a boat that's not designed for that. You want something that has a big gun on you. Oh, there you go. Fire in the hole. Exactly.
Speaker1: Well, that's Amanda's philosophy. You should try everything once.
Speaker2: Oh, no. I don't think he'll go there.
Speaker1: No, I don't know on that one. No, there will be no. Okay, there's never any quest to try to get me to be pegged. We've threatened that. He will not do it. No, I've tried to bet a lot of things. We bet a lot of things with people. Oh, Lord. No. No. Oh, my God. Oh, God. All hell is broken loose. How does it always turn into people trying to peg me? How does every time that's not yet, how does this always turn into everybody wanting to shove something up my ass? I guess they want your ass. No, people want your ass. Why? The only time that people want my ass is when we're in public somewhere. And it's, I will hook you up with Todd. I'll hook you up with lots of people, not me. You don't ever stand up and defend me. You don't ever, like, nope. No, she don't.
Speaker2: No, not really.
Speaker1: This is where you need to be, like, spousal and be, like, yeah.
Speaker2: How can I get a word in edgewise?
Speaker1: Well, I'll let you get the word in don't do it any time you you want to i just shake my head uh-huh oh jeez god oh good lord uh what never say never oh have you tried it todd todd's trying to use our word okay he's getting all kinds of line up. You're next, I guess. It's time for a shot at this point, Dime. Is that Viking hat? You ready for it? Yeah, if we can start with a Viking hat. Hey, bring me that Viking hat and I'll, yep. And you'll what? At least starts off really tiny. It's when it gets bigger. What are you going to do? Where are you sticking that? In his ass. Oh, okay. Well, all of a sudden, I couldn't tell if you were like wanted round two with the Viking hat or if it was coming after me. I don't know. No, to go after him. Okay. I need to be gone that way. Can I get you two that close together? So what the fuck are you talking about? Oh, the odds of this hitting the air getting slimmer and slimmer just saying dad hold your mic from your face okay why don't you stop me from reading that shit okay so todd wants to do shake weights with another one on a on a hat. Rock on. Hey, way to place that little. Oh, yeah. In there. Dumbass. Oh, yeah. You might want to edit that out. I'm telling you, we've got to get sued. We have yet to get sued. Let's not push it, shall we? Disney. I'm telling you, it's going to be great for business. Big, big star. Yeah, I are yeah i'm not afraid i'm not scared we can say we can say name brands yeah whatever if you want to that's your option it's your ass not mine obviously obviously from everybody here it's my ass not yours yeah all right don't forget come up with somebody we need to start raising money for ernie and we need some people making out why are you looking at me like that like you didn't know i was going to say that? Huh? Huh? Because you're not listening again, just like when we do our lives. I was listening. You know, hit the kitten. Hit the kitten? What in the fuck am I talking about? Hit the kissing booth. That's right. Todd, lead the way. Do you know what everybody tells me? What? The best part of my life is watching you dance around behind me. Are you serious?
Speaker3: What?
Speaker1: When you hide behind me.
Speaker2: They like when I hide behind you?
Speaker3: Apparently. Okay.
Speaker2: That's because it's easy to do.
Speaker3: Oh.
Speaker1: All right.
Speaker2: Even with heels on.
Speaker3: Do you want me to read it?
Speaker1: With heels.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: So, again, Ernie's picture. For those of you that don't know Ernie, Ernie will be here tomorrow night as well. Ernie has been around. Most people know Ernie. He's from Omaha. He's got a 13-year-old and a 19-year-old son, single dad. So obviously ALS is a huge deal. We've got a GoFundMe out going for him right now as well. We want to raise a ton of money for him. So, please start making out with people for a dollar. Well, not just random. You can if you want to. Whoever will give a dollar so we can fill this jar for Ernie up. So, we're putting lots of plugs in there.
Speaker2: And the kissing booth.
Speaker1: And the kissing booth. Right now, Tammy's in the kissing booth. So, you can just go up anytime and make out with Tammy for a dollar. And feel free to give more as well. Thank you. And the kissing booth right now. Tammy's in the kissing booth. So you can just go up anytime and make out with Tammy for a dollar. And feel free to give more as well. You got that? I do. Huh? Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, go ahead. Do what? Lady Love. And say what? A Facebook page. Oh, my Lord. Okay. A bi Facebook page for women. Lady Love. Tammy's one of the moderators or admin or probably one of the starters of it, right? It's fun to watch the pictures of the girls. I enjoy it enjoy it huh so if anybody wants to be added on go talk to tammy she can get you added on oh i am an admin this is amanda's first day on facebook so she doesn't all the cool stuff that she does she is an admin there as well keep about it. Tell them about the other page. Remember, not everybody that hears the show is here right now.
Speaker3: Do what?
Speaker2: The Crazy Truth page. Oh, for the podcast. We have a Facebook page. Crazy Classifieds.
Speaker1: Crazy Casbah. page crazy classifieds crazy casbah did what all right so i'm going to help out here because amanda's forgotten what we do for those of you that are listening at home and you are not uh because obviously this show is going out to people cross country we do have a large facebook group the crazy casbahs if you want to be a part of the crazy casbah group it's secret you can't find us uh you have to email us at crazy k-r-a-z-y dot casbah k-a-s-b-h at gmail.com all right so okay so what we're gonna do is we're gonna do one of the questions, one of the other questions. Why does that cookie keep disappearing? Do you keep eating it? Well, yeah, it's not here for decorations. What the fuck, man?
Speaker3: Asshole.
Speaker1: Well, there's three of them. Man, you're hot.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: All right, so we did actually get some questions because we normally do our show on Sunday night. We did actually get a couple of questions as well. You want to answer one? Shall we answer one of the real questions? Sure. Sure. Whatever. Okay. So we actually got a question. We got a question from Bill. Bill is in California. Okay. So Bill's question, Bill's relatively new, and he's new. He's just went from being a single male to a couple in the lifestyle okay okay so bill's question was and and i didn't get to talk to bill a lot but how do you get people changed over when you go from back to the same clubs where you'd always been known as a single male to a couple how do you get people to accept the other the other person that they're not just you know you're not just trying to play like a game with them being a couple? Like a fake date, basically. Yeah, exactly. That was my thought also. You're like, what? Well, to pretend they're a couple so they don't. His concern is because he was a single male for so long that people aren't going to believe it. That he's known as a single male at the club,
Speaker3: and so they're not actually going to believe that he is a real,
Speaker1: that he's real, and that they won't accept him as such.
Speaker2: Well, I don't think it would work that way.
Speaker1: Okay, so this is awesome. So our studio audience is saying it doesn't work that way. Why does it not work that way? Why would you say it doesn't work that way why does it not work that why would you say it doesn't work that way man okay so the response was that obviously more people want the woman than they want the man oh fucking microphone god damn it yeah it's facebook official so it changes accordingly here's my thing is i think it it does affect it, though. I think that, well, but if you try to tell people that you're in a relationship and you've been single for a long time and they've never seen the person, that some people can see it and go, it's a trap. Like Star Wars. It's a trap. Oh, thank you. Somebody Somebody got that reference Thank you right there Okay So give him a price for that Fucking A We'll give you some We'll give you some spunk lube Hold on He's gonna need it Don't trip him
Speaker2: Mmm
Speaker1: He didn't give him a kid
Speaker2: Oh
Speaker1: I'll see you next time. Oh, you didn't bring those. The dog treats. Actually, I do have dog treats. I had dog treats specially made for me after the last live that I ate a dog treat by accident. Like a real dog treat. You didn't eat it by accident. It could have been by accident. It was not. No. I wanted to try it. I wanted to see if it made me. Did it taste like bacon? It did not taste like bacon It tasted like ass None None Well you want to get that out of your mouth It turns your tongue numb I understand now after eating a dog treat Exactly why a can lick their own butt. And now it makes perfect sense to me. Because you can't taste anything for like three days. You're just like, eh. Yeah, no, this was an Alpo one. It's probably the one from China with the lead poisoning. I could be sick right now. I don't know for sure.
Speaker3: Yeah,
Speaker1: absolutely.
Speaker2: I think we should let these people go to partying. I think it's party time.
Speaker1: I think it's party time. Yep. Okay, so here's the deal. Bill,
Speaker2: where's Bill? He's right there.
Speaker1: Oh, hey, there he is. So what we're going to do, we want to thank you guys all for coming to the free party. There's food. There's booze. Make sure that you, uh, make sure that you, uh,
Speaker3: Thank you. We want to thank you guys all for coming to the free party There's food There's booze Make sure that you Tip Crystal Alright And you've kissed in the kissing booth Tammy and whoever else wants to be in as well And you guys have a good time We'll see you the rest of the night Don't forget it is also no time The vendor fair is officially now open the vendor. The vendor fair is officially now open. All the sex furniture is set up. There's more coming tomorrow. Oh, so all the sex furniture is set up. It's all for sale and there's more coming tomorrow. There's no trying out the sex furniture tonight, though. Well, I mean, you can if you buy it. We did some demonstrations already. I'm going to make it. Okay. It's still early, though. The bar's only been open like a half hour. I'm going to get off the fucking show then Alright
Speaker1: Thanks again guys for all coming out Thanks for listening to us We appreciate it We'll see y'all later Kazma Style
Speaker2: Out
Speaker1: Okay So we are back With the second The second half of our special episode Our live episode From Crazy Winter Nights
Speaker2: Right
Speaker3: Yeah, but the- okay so we are back with the second the second half of our special episode our live episode
Speaker1: from crazy winter nights right but this point now we're not live anymore no so what we wanted to do because that was obviously our first adventure and actually to perform a podcast in front of a live studio audience right and an unruly bunch of crowd to that no no so but that was unique Thank you. live studio audience right and an unruly bunch of crowd to that no no so but that was unique that was kind of weird doing that i mean it was different it was really different so anybody who thinks that this stuff's easy okay so you think you've figured out you're doing podcasts and it gets easier and you're more used to it and how you do the show and your format and everything you're going to do and then all of a sudden you throw you go do it where you a live presentation of it and you're like well this will be easy we'll do just like we do when we're at the Casper Studios and that's where the similarities stop I'm sorry you both have you still have a microphone still have a microphone. You still have the sound guy. And after that, everything is completely fucking different. Agreed. Okay. So, so you. Okay. Everybody listening. You have to take and you have to take and watch when we put the video up for this one. Yeah. You have to because here's the thing thing i don't sit and sweat when i'm doing a podcast i am not nervous i do not sit and sweat i do i'm not nervous in the least when we do these right oh my god was i sweating bullets yeah i looked over one time and you had to sweat that rolled down and then it rolled right i'm Under my sunglasses, out from under my shades. And here's the thing. I'm a classically trained public speaker, so to speak in public does not bother me at all. But it was totally nerve-wracking. Part of it is you're terrified no one's going to have any questions. Right? And so you're sitting there going, okay, please, God, let people have questions. Let them not be stupid questions. Because there is no, you don't get to just go well you know like what we do here like man i don't do that one no you can't do that you have to answer every question i know as awkward as some of it was and then you're afraid that no one's gonna be listening that's nothing it's like okay so everybody laughs and they love when they love listening to our podcast but they get to hear the final version of our podcast versus when they get to see it everybody was ready to party because it was crazy winter nights so that was the big pre-party so everybody was ready to start drinking, going at it and you're not used to people coming in and out because then there was like one set of people they came in well they'd already been drinking most of the day so they were pretty hammered and then they just got loud and then it just kind of throws you off and they were at the back room and we had the vendor fair going on next door so we had people kind of coming going and then you have people like like doing like the you know like secret guy like peeking their head in like uh is this the right place uh oh hey and they didn't really know what to do and they're trying to register and you start watching all this because it's our party so it's not like we got to just concentrate completely on doing the podcast no it was a crazy weekend it was stressful what because we'd been at the hotel since the night before and we'd been at most the night before, working on stuff, finalizing stuff, everything like that. So, okay, what's one thing you think that you would, when we do our next one? Because we are going to do more live ones. Because it was fun. It was fun because people did enjoy it. People came up and told us how much they enjoyed it. Very true. So we are going to do more of these. What's one thing you think you would change? I know it's hard to let it down just to one. That's the problem. I don't know on my way how I could change it. I'm not good thinking on my feet. Granted, you ask a question, I can answer it. It might not be the most thought out thing. When it comes to sex, a lot of times these podcasts, I don't know what the hell we're talking about anyway so it's and now the microphone is wet from spitting pop or water on it no you do you know what we're doing it's not like you're just sitting over there like you're not like some dumb bimbo hi i don't know you got nice tits but you're not like some dumb bimbo well i don't know about that That's the other podcast that I do.
Speaker3: The Seeker.
Speaker1: Oh, never mind.
Speaker3: No. Well, okay.
Speaker1: So. You got nice tits, but you're not like some dumb bimbo. Well, I don't know about that. That's the other podcast that I do. The Seeker. Oh, never mind. No. Well, okay. So, but I mean, in terms of like questions, we needed to plant questions in the crowd. Maybe. I mean, that's totally, that totally makes the spot. No, because it takes away from it. I think, no, but okay. So we didn't have a microphone in the crowd because we didn't know exactly. I're working on our own equipment what we all needed so repeating the questions is always a plus yeah that's a plus yeah that always helps because we forget what we can hear and what our listeners hear but I think if I could do it again I'd make the people have to come up to a microphone I don't know if they would do it then doing that or well them down write them down you know when you go to a wedding for requests and stuff what we should have done is had people they could have been writing questions ahead of time and take them and give them to the people at the registration table and then they could have handed us the questions oh Oh, that's true. Afterwards, you know.
Speaker3: Yeah, well, I don't care if you'd have the registration there. We didn't even know people were supposed to be there.
Speaker1: We don't want much fucking the riffraff running on in. The riffraff not getting in. We're kind of the riffraff, actually, but that's all right. But, no, I mean, yes, we'd probably take and move registration. We'd have it a little more closed off. We would most definitely have the third of our little group make her do more. No. Because she loved being a part of every part of that. No. Oh, that's funny. Because I've seen her in front of a camera, and she freezes up and just goes. Well, yes. Okay. If you're going to have Wendy do stuff, you have to give her drinks first if there's going to be a camera involved. It is what it is. Because actually one of the prices parts of that first one was when the question got asked what we thought of triads. Because Wendy froze. Wendy was just like, and then I still made her give a prize away. And where she was on camera. And she had not had a single thing to drink yet. At all. What? That was to get people to participate well yeah the the prize is the prize is kind of we everything just needs to be like like zoomed in because when we do our podcast we track right along we know what we're doing you know the sound guy knows how many times it's gonna take us before he can get the intro right where we all shut the fuck up uh you know we know we're gonna give the dog treats we know all that kind of stuff so doing live like you know there there's there's nothing we didn't keep any of it like what we do normal no even down to not wearing headsets yeah it was yeah it was completely it was completely new i mean if i could do that again we because when we did it again you have to watch the video see how this works you have this is actually yeah but the thing is i didn't want to mess up my hair well no but i had a party we had a party but i mean still we should have done some stuff more more normal although part of what makes fun is because people saw that we were everybody knew that we were out of our element not out of our element because i don't they didn't perceive it the same way we did when you talk to people afterwards they thought it was great they thought it was awesome they didn't perceive it the same way we did. When you talk to people afterwards, they thought it was great. They thought it was awesome. They didn't perceive it. It was more what we perceived it as. But yeah, a little more organization so you have questions to keep things moving, because some people are afraid to shout stuff out. And when people have been drinking, well, that's when weird shit gets shouted out. And then next thing you know, you're answering something, you know, why does somebody want to like, you know, rub a hedgehog on their penis or something weird? I mean, I don't know. You're going to get stupid questions like that if you're not careful when there's booze involved. Or talk about my thing with fucking Viking helmets. Seriously. Just because you fucked a Halloween costume, don't, you can't hold that against it. I was drunk. It doesn't matter. You can't. And I didn't get off on it. Wait a minute. Would it have been a totally different thing if you got off on it? No. That was successfully fucking a Halloween costume. Look, there are some things you're going to do that are going to be memorable that are always going to come up. Sucking a random guy's dick in a parking lot. I know. Fucking. What it is, man needs to quit drinking. No. Are you fucking kidding me? You need to drink more. You cannot, you cannot, if you don't keep drinking, don't worry about him. The cackles are cute. If you don't keep drinking, we're going to run out of cool stories to tell. This is true. I mean, look, man, if you notice, ironically enough, nobody brought up stories of stuff that I've done. It's because it's no fun to talk about how one time you passed out on the floor with a bunch of straws up your nose and in your ears. It would be funny. No. I've got pictures. No. That would be funny if they weren't trumped by you getting banged with a Viking helmet. See how that works it's not that my stories aren't funny it's just yours are funnier so and everybody loves the fact oh the one time that the i don't
Speaker2: know if that was the same party i think it was a different one but it was the same location when at the very end you were like dancing butt ass naked in the middle of the dance floor
Speaker1: oh that was the same party yep i was yeah so there are stories i just don't bring them up Thank you. butt ass naked in the middle of the dance floor oh that was the same party yep i was yeah so there are stories i just don't bring them up we all you need to you need we're supposed to stay focused we are focused would you change the seating position what is he even talking about oh oh the show gotcha okay i would not change the seating position because i think people felt more comfortable around a table than they would just line up in a row. Like an auditorium. Line up in a row, you'd have their attention. Yeah, but you know what, we want to... No, but we want them comfortable because for them to ask these type of questions... They need to be comfortable. They need to be comfortable. They need to feel secure, and if secure is behind a table, then secure is behind a table. What would be fun to do at some point in time, seriously, and I'm completely serious about this, is to be at one of our parties, crazy winter nights, maybe crazy summer nights, you know, whatever, is to do one, because there we couldn't do it naked, but do one where actually we could be naked, and the people could be naked. Because I think that would be... It gives me a chance to lose 50 pounds. I'd be afraid of what people would be bringing in hey Amanda try this oh god no but I mean seriously think about that that would be kind of funny if you're sitting there naked doing podcasts yeah imagine the audience naked yeah that doesn't even work with this because there's a lot of people in the audience we've had sex with so that's not like some titillating yeah that's not some titillating thing it's like yeah I've seen it done it there's a lot of people in the audience we've had sex with so that's not like some are you seeing pictures yeah that's not some titillating thing it's like yeah i've seen it done it visualizing them naked does nothing anymore it's almost weirder seeing them clothes oh suit and tie wow that's weird you're wearing pants and not clothes what the hell shit wait a minute your dick is not hanging out i can't see all your titties I mean, you know, but it's not like that would be kind of fun to do. But in general, I wouldn't trade a lot. I sound like fucking Tasmanian devil there. I wouldn't trade a lot of what we did there because it was the first time that's what makes it great. So what that means is, and this is a key, key component component this whole podcast this is really important you need to come to crazy winter nights 2020 because you'll see the more polished version because one of the things that we're going to be doing is we're going to be doing intimate nights with casbah we're going to take our show on the route we'll be doing these they won all necessarily be podcasts, but we'll be doing live question and answer variants with audiences all over the country. So obviously we'll get better, or that's going to be a short tour, and that's going to suck. But I think we'll be better. Okay. You're just looking at me like, don't you know, we talked about this. I know we talked about it. You agreed to it. Okay. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker3: Sound guy didn't know what was going on either.
Speaker1: That's going to be perfect.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker4: We should have done an interview too.
Speaker3: An interview?
Speaker4: An interview. Somebody who got really embarrassed.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker3: Anybody. We could have made anybody from the crowd and made them sit down up there with us. No. They'd have been like, uh, uh, that'd be fun.
Speaker1: No. Well, you have a lot of friends that we could do that to that would all take it in a good sense of a joke and humor.
Speaker3: Yes. Wow. Wow.
Speaker2: No, I just don't agree with that one.
Speaker3: Some people...
Speaker1: If you could have interviewed, if you could have had somebody else up there to interview versus having to sit there and talk about the Viking story and getting banged by a Viking helmet, which would you have rather done?
Speaker3: Well, I think you can get, find somebody to interview as long as you set it up ahead of time and they're okay with it. And then they can somewhat plan. Well, I mean, we had vendors. We're going to grab people from the vendor fair. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just trying to find ways to help you not have to talk about stories like the Vikings story. Yeah. They're just stories. You knew Bones was going to bring that up. I know. Because he could not wait. That's okay. There's the other challenge. When you have people, some of the really, really good friends that know all the good stories. I mean, they were giddy. A couple of them were giddy to bring up some of the stories. didn't think he'd bring it up i did i knew i didn't because it was him that couldn't perform well yeah i don't think i don't think he thought you were gonna go ahead tell that part of it why else would i be getting fucked with a viking helmet adventurous something new i don't know why look man think this through for a minute at some point in time somebody went and picked up a fucking vegetable and went well i wonder what this feels like why were they doing it i don't know it just seemed like a good idea at the time at that time viking helmet seemed like a good idea at least he didn't bring pictures that's the one thing i would do i'd like to have pictures of stuff up No not that stuff I'm just saying like pictures up Or like our set Because I showed a couple people See there you go But we didn't bring our set We didn't have our set with us nothing You shouldn't need a set when you're In a place like that But it's nice to have No because it shows you're alive and you're in some place different. I think there was a lot of things that showed me alive. Yeah. Yeah, because we're like a band. Next time maybe we'll do it sitting in a freaking pool. Ooh, naked? No equipment. I mean, the equipment's outside. But there's enough echo in there that you should be able to hear just fine. I'm going to use a panic mode over here. And then we're going to do it in a waterfall. This would be great. No, I would do that in a heartbeat. I'm in. Sit in a hot tub? Oh, I'm in. Let's go for it. Yeah, I think that'd be awesome. We're going to do that. See, we got all kinds of good ideas. Look at where we're going to go with this. Look at the things we learned. Probably the one that learned the most is Sound Guy. Sound Guy is actually going to earn his keep this week with his editing skills. Yeah, I cackled pretty loud. Wait, what? No, well, but just all the background noise and shit. That comes with live, though. Well, I know that, and you know that. But Sound Guy's got a lot of work to do, so it doesn't sound like shit. We needed a laugh track, too. A laugh track? We needed a laugh track. You're able to make people laugh on your own. Well, we do, but it's still fun to say, when they hear the laugh track, they laugh even harder. And we should have put in there somewhere, like they used to do in the 70s, this is before your time, son, guy, on the 70s show, film before a live studio audience. We should have put that in there, in the introduction. It was our studio for that moment in time. That's true. A live party audience. We should have put that in there. So what do you look forward to about the next one? I'd be in Naked at pool and do whatever. Oh, Jesus. No, I... Realistically. Realistically. That is realistic. No. No, I mean, you know, I think we just will get better at it. I think the crowd will be more into it as well. I think it's like our podcast. When we first started, we were really... We sounded like shit. And the sound guy sucked. And it was horrible, yeah. And then as we've done more, it's gotten better. So I think that will come with lives. But I think the crowd will know how to react, too. Because here's the thing. No one else is doing this, at least not up here. People go on location and destination. Crap. But they don't generally. It's not just an open forum question and answer type thing. So, I mean, there are people that are doing it, just it hasn't happened up here. So I think as the crowds up here get used to it and the audience gets used to it, then they're going to help it. I mean, here's the deal. The audience is what makes our show great anyways. I mean, really, in the whole thing, if we didn't have the cool questions, if we didn't have all that shit, the show would suck.
Speaker1: If it was just you and me talking.
Speaker2: I mean, we've been doing that for 26 years. No, no, you're pretty entertaining as long as you can stay awake.
Speaker1: Fuck off. We've been sitting and talking for 26 years and nobody cared. But it's the questions and the crowds and stuff that are what makes it exciting. So it's the same thing when we go out amongst the people. It's people that make it fun do you think sometimes the people in the audience because some of them are either long and drawn out or it's either too complex or maybe too simple for everybody else yes yes i do i actually what just because it's about well i i think yeah but in a closed room like that we're all swingers so it shouldn't be that i think they're i think they're afraid that they're gonna sound like they're dumb it's that whole thing of people afraid it's a dumb question so i think some people are gonna be afraid to ask something well i certainly know the answer to that or uh i i think i think some people it's the reason why so many people want to remain anonymous when they send us questions or just first letters because realistically a lot of the questions we deal with generally are pretty serious i mean like we've had people we had people come up to us after the podcast at crazy on our nights and talk about how much we've helped them help their marriage help their relationship help them in the lifestyle help some go out and play again help help some people actually yeah find the courage to go out and play again so yeah we crack jokes about it and we crack jokes and and we make it funny we make it light but some of the topics we talk about pretty serious shit. So I think if they have to ask it live at that moment in time, you know, and that would be a challenge for us too. Or it would be a challenge for me. Right. Because here's the deal. If, you know, Mr. C stands up and asks a question about, you know, So, well, you know, my stands up and asks a question about you know well uh you know my wife went and played by herself and this guy bit her clit too hard and he she doesn't know what to say to the guy so it doesn't happen again okay well if we get that question on a written thing the first thing i'm gonna say is you know i'm gonna crack a joke right we'll tell billy beaver to keep his fucking teeth off your clit all right but if we're live and in public or you know we're live in a studio audience i'm gonna be a little more hesitant to crack that joke because i don't want to i don't want you know then somebody to feel offended or feel to have their feelings hurt true even though that's the style that we're in so then when we answer the question well it's not going to be delivered to the guy asking the question or the rest people in the same style but it's pretty damn hard to go well you know tell your wife to you know keep her toned down or quit using steak sauce on her cooter and then she won't have that problem or some joke some stupid joke like that and she's sitting next to him that you know later on the night i'm gonna have to walk walk up and say, hey, thanks for coming to Crazy Winter Nights. By the way, I was joking about the steak sauce on your pussy. I'm just not going to answer in the same way. I'm not going to answer in the same way. I don't think you'd answer that anyway. But that's just beside me. Oh, really? Depend on who it was, if you knew who it was. We have cracked jokes about some pretty serious shit.
Speaker2: Not in front of people.
Speaker1: Well, no, that's what I'm saying, though. That's our style. People know how we do this on the air and then live in person. Can you deliver it with the same type of style? Not so much can they handle it, can we handle it?
Speaker2: So did we deliver it with the same type of style?
Speaker3: I don't.
Speaker1: You know, I mean, I think it was iffy somewhat, but we didn't have the standard questions like we normally have.
Speaker2: This is very true.
Speaker1: So, you know i mean i think it was iffy somewhat but we didn't have the standard questions like we normally have this is very true so you know the questions themselves were different it was just different all the way through and maybe that's part of it too is learning that hey look when you do it live it's not it's a super awesome experience because when you're sitting there with your audience talking that nothing beats that. I love that. Because that's immediate feedback and that's connection. And I get off on that shit. It's like touching, swinger things, touching, sexy. So it's the same type of thing when I'm speaking with people. But you're not going to be able to do it identical. And that's why I was sweating so much. Because I couldn't figure out how, you know, I can't do this identical. But it's not the identical situation. And here's the other mistake we made we didn't have a cocktail dead fucking serious no we needed to have a shot before we went on acknowledge that we were a slight bit maybe like ramped up you know like the guy's gonna be in the super bowl they're all like you know jojo the circus monkey have a shot cool our jets have another shot we didn't have some before we left the room no we didn't get you all lubed up and wet and suck somebody off what yeah yeah plus i couldn't smoke in there that was that was a problem just saying i need a cigarette or smoke weed or something i don't know okay so you have to do the next one outside went outside and went up in in the 420 420 friendly area no so i mean i mean we just need to you know we didn't do some of that stuff that maybe would help just to like cool our jets a little bit plus here's the deal you always envision how this is going to go the sound guy had a great idea right he wanted to play this music so that we come in and we would get applause when it came in we did get applause from our girlfriend and from the sound guy and like they're like three other admins off our page and everybody else like what we're supposed to be clapping what what and it's like oh this is this is starting fucked up right from the get-go man oh yeah see there we go it's my fault i was nervous i don't i've never done this before what if i offend somebody i don't want to call young crazy motherfuckers do it again go do it right yeah exactly why that would have made more sense i mean but that that's the stuff that's a learning curve. But again, I can't stress enough to everybody. We're going to keep doing this more because it is so much fun to connect with people. Because there's a totally different... Look, we're sitting in our studio right now, and you only get to see the people that watch our YouTube channel, which should be each and every one of you. www.youtube.com backslash casbah k-a-s-b-h uh everybody should watch but all you get to see is the clean area in front of the camera and back so you don't get to see the rest of my command center with my notes and and files and computers
Speaker2: all over you don't get to see that if you know how his mind works that's how his workspace is
Speaker1: crazy uh you know you don't get to see the chaos you don't get to see that we If you know how his mind works, that's how his workspace is. Crazy. You know, you don't get to see the chaos. You don't get to see that we sit and we're staring at, you know, a set of lighting. And I don't even like wearing sunglasses. No, but I mean, you don't get to see any of that stuff. It's just the sterileness of it. So when we get to go out and do this with people in front of us and get to actually gauge reaction i mean we love the emails we love the notes when people are excited but to get to see people laugh and have fun while you're actually doing the show that that's that's pretty awesome yeah that that's pretty awesome and that in of itself will make it worthwhile well no the sound guy would like to talk you know she's becoming more and more part of the show. That's pretty awesome. And that in and of itself will make it worthwhile. Well, no, the sound guy would like to talk. She's becoming more and more a part of the show. That's cute. It's because he almost got laid at Crazy Winter Nights. Go ahead. Here's what it is. The sound guy wishes that he'd had more chance because we were using new equipment. So he was out wishing he'd had more chance that we could have done some more trial runs with it and and that's and he said that's on him and and i'm really glad that he brought that point up because uh it's really important for him to know that that's that's why he doesn't get paid yet i'm just kidding you got paid you got well yeah yeah here's the no the sound guy had an unthankful task uh because when he asked me all the information about the room i was able to give things like it had four walls and there'd be chairs and people and that was about it so i mean we were walking and not knowing acoustically it's definitely not near as acoustically sound as as the our studios are So, I mean, we were walking and not knowing acoustically. It's definitely not near as acoustically sound as our studios are. So, I mean, there was a lot of challenges to overcome. But as I told them, wait until next year. You know, wait until we are outside. It's only getting bigger. Because at one point in time, my goal, my goal was we're going to be doing this in front of a thousand people at a pop. Duh. Yeah, have the shots lined up. Yeah. That's what the crowd's going to be buying the shots. You tell enough of your fucking stories. You won't have a liver, but you'll have one hell of a fan club. What? We're done? All right. He's not holding up anything. It's like, it's like we give, we give out, I let everybody, I let you you and I let the sound guy have like a week off and then it's just like chaos in motion how is that a week off? we did this Friday yeah, we did a half hour and then you didn't do any other work the rest of the time well on this just go. So there you go. So now, hey, enjoy the first half of the show. Thanks for listening to the second half of the show. We love you. All right. You're going to want to make sure you go visit our YouTube channel and subscribe. We've got some exciting new features getting ready to roll out, and you're going to want to be a part of those. So go to www.youtube.com backslash c backslash casbah k-a-s-b-h and if you like what you hear visit our patreon www.patreon.com backslash crazy k-r-a-z-y casbah k-a-s-b-h and you can also follow us on twitter that'd be at truth crazy you can follow us on instagram at crazy k-R-A-Z-Y underscore Kazba, K-A-S-B-H. Don't forget to sign up on our YouTube or on our Facebook page, which would be Crazy Truth. And you can always send us emails. We love your emails at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y dot Kazba, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. And don't forget, everybody needs some Crazy Truth merch.
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Speaker1: So we're going to do it the only way we know how and the only way we want to casbah style out bye