Krazy Truth #35 How to take a compliment

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Hey, do you need a little more slide in your glide? Are you starting to stick it in and it's going ee? If so, visit our good good friends at spunk lube that's right spunk lube the lube that'll keep you sliding and gliding visit them at www.spunklube.com and hey you've always got a friend in casbah put casbah in the coupon code and get 10 off every one of your orders hey you crazy motherfuckers welcome back to another edition of crazy truth i didn to think what the fuck we were doing i am the host with the most i am cole dick with arms and this is the lovely lovely miss amanda hey all of a sudden he turned up to hear the earphones i'm like you're like what am i doing why do we have to blast my ears out so we're back again with another edition this would be uh episode tray that would be right now we got to blast my ears out? So we're back again with another edition. This would be episode Trey. That would be right. Now, we've got to change that because it screws up the number counts on all of our podcast stuff to say we're supposed to keep counting per episode. So we've got to change how to do that. But regardless, for those of you listening, it is our third episode of the second season because, yes, yes, we have been renewed. So you are stuck with us for another 52 times you need to listen to my shit babble ah what could possibly go wrong so hey we're trying all kinds of new equipment here today so those of you that are not watching this live uh i have a lapel icon i feel so important i got mic'd up i have staff this is awesome i have fucking staff anyways okay so you know how we we usually start the show? We usually start it with weird sex news, right? Right. Okay, now here's the thing. Normally we start with funny sex news. Okay, I'm going to take a serious tone here on this one because this one actually blew my mind when I read this this week, but this just shows, look, vanilla people think we're the fucking sick, twisted motherfuckers out here uh there was a story today or the other day of a young lady she has been in a coma for 14 years and she just gave birth uh this came out of california that's right what it was she's been in a long-term care facility and she had been raped now i only bring this up because this is not a funny story there's nothing to laugh it was not a joke to make about this but i'm telling you what when we go out here in the world today and we're afraid that oh no what if our neighbors know we like to have sex with other people's spouses or uh we like to be like bondaged or tied up or whatever the case may be you know what don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly because Because I'll tell you what, I'd much rather be known as a swinger. Hey, look. Hey, there's the neighbors that's a swinger than some sick motherfucker that would rape someone in that sort of condition. So, you know, it's not a funny, sick story, but just put it out there. Look, don't ever think you're the craziest, weirdest motherfucker. We're not sick. We have a hobby. There's a huge difference.
Speaker2: It's a hobby.
Speaker1: It's a hobby. Go find a hobby.
Speaker3: Oh, my Lord.
Speaker1: Yeah, go find a hobby.
Speaker2: It just happens to be sex.
Speaker1: What should we do today, Pinky? Okay, so, yeah, speaking of hobbies and sex, the second half sponsor of the show, we'll be talking about them later, that's all about hobbies that's about our hobby the sex part you remember what that is? what's the second half sponsor of the show?
Speaker2: well I know it's crazy shut up
Speaker1: so for those of you who don't know obviously we do this live as well from our huge Facebook audience our secret Facebook page Crazy Kazmas so we'll be taking questions from them this evening as we go I don't know she was pregnant until she started moaning from being in labor wow you know what there's a double whammy out there are you fucking kidding me how old was this lady uh she was like in her she's in her 40s she's been in a coma for like 14 years oh it's just like yeah what a fucking i'm telling you what take care of your take care of your loved ones uh and you know so they can be in good quality facilities with that kind of stuff uh okay so anyway so we have a large facebook page we'll at least be able to do dna tests fuck yeah they will be that's about the goddamn truth oh my gosh so here's the thing so we now we are a large facebook group uh crazy casbah so okay we're gonna do something really really different tonight okay we're doing something we're gonna do something totally different i don't like change change is wrong oh there's a different dick i'm kidding i'm kidding okay so here's the thing and right now this is gonna Spread on our page like wildfire. Ooh, there's a different dick. I'm kidding. Okay, so here's the thing. And right now, this is going to spread on our page like wildfire. Oh, God. Okay, so there has been, for the last eight years, for the last eight years, there has been a constant, constant rumor and wonder. And even those of you that listen to our podcast, if you are part of the Crazy Truth webpage, Oh, she was 29. Oh, she was 29. Okay. Or if you're part of the crazy truth uh web page you're part of it was 29 oh she's 29 okay or if you or if you're part of the the casbah uh the casbah uh uh youtube channel the question has been constantly what is casbah everybody wants to know what is casbah and so here's the thing now there's a handful of people now look if you're one of the people listening the hell am i glad you're sweet what the hell if you're one of the people listening right now and you're Thank you. and so here's the thing now there's a handful of people now look if you're one of the people listening the hell my glasses what the hell if you're one of the people listening right now and you're one of the very few and there is a select select few that know what casbah actually means do not come on and put it on there fuckers okay so we'll give the story of what casbah so that's we that's what we're going to talk about. What does CASBA actually mean? Cole, Amanda, sex, body, honor. I came up with that. I was like, I was really trying to ponder it going, what can I put? Here's the best part about this. For eight years, we've had people guessing shit. And they've had some great ones. One of the guys listening right now because he wants to fuck you really bad at crazy winter nights andy uh he had said it it is cole how do you put it cole andy should bang her so i was like okay that's pretty original one uh we've got people that friends of ours that they've known us for a long time think it's cole amanda todd bones uh and his last name yeah close but not really we we Thank you. They've known us for a long time. I think it's Cole, Amanda, Todd, Bones, and his last name. Yeah. Close, but not really. There's no team. Okay, here we're getting ones right now. He repeated it before, Andy Schindlanger. I like that one. Leon put kinky-ass, sexy booty on. Yeah, yeah, there we go. I actually like that one. He may come up with that one. Hey, you know what's great? What? Before the night's over, we may have a new What It Means. There you go. We may pick a really good one. If somebody comes up with a really, really good one and actually explain why, what Cas means off of that. There you go. Okay, so. I like that one, though. That's really good. I was like trying to think of going, okay, what can it mean? Well, then people get pissed off now. Well, that just doesn't mean anything. They just made it up. Yeah, who the fuck just randomly picks K-A-S-B-H as letters? I mean, we're not throwing darts at shit.
Speaker3: Well. Seriously? I don't know.
Speaker1: Maybe we're drunk and playing a game one night.
Speaker2: It's wherever the dice landed.
Speaker1: It could be. Okay, so there's a reason why we haven't told people what it is before. so we i mean i'll tell you the reason why we have before look if you get as remember as i introduced myself to the dick with arms i am the master of creating haters right we get more fucking hate mail and i get more hate mail and haters in any given day running a facebook page it's really weird how that works uh so out of literally out of like so that so that the other to protect the innocent so to speak that's what it was to protect the innocent for a long time we wouldn't tell people what it means and you had to really get to know us to know that kinky ass sex both holes okay that works we're going to be saving all this is gonna be awesome yeah it is and here's what's really funny you know what with this show save this show really good sound guy because in like a year we'll be able to replay it because the questions will remain again and no one will actually remember or believe what's going on so we for years we've taken a ton to protect the innocent from what it really means.
Speaker3: Right?
Speaker1: So, the key to...
Speaker2: I don't know if it's really that.
Speaker3: We were just...
Speaker1: Well, when we first started this, it was like... This was not the plan of attack when we started swinging like seven, eight years ago.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: At no point in time to go, you know what? I think we should take the chance, have sex with other people, and then try to build it into this conglomerated world. We'll put it that way. Some people call it a dream. Some people call it a nightmare. It just varies. World. It varies from day to day. I mean, I don't know. We might have picked something different if we had known, if that had been the It would have been Something like More like Catchier Well there are so many people When you see their Profiles on websites That they come up with this Really long Thought out Brilliant Little names And it's like Oh how come I didn't come up with that Why didn't we even Think of that We picked shit That 90% of the people We picked something That we could remember Just like a freaking password Well and here's the other thing We picked something We up with that. Why didn't we even think of that? We picked shit that 90% of the people... We picked something that we could remember, just like a freaking password. Well, and here's the other thing. We picked something that, little did we know, that 90% of the people couldn't fucking say correctly. Yeah, no shit. Oh my God. I'm telling you what, on any given day, we've been K-Bosh, we've been K-ashi. We've been oh my god. Kazbah. Kazbah. I mean the shit that people it's like look phonetics kids. Phonetics. Sound it fucking out. I think that and you'll tell people what it is and then like 10 minutes later they're like Kibosh. Yeah. You should be part of kibosh. People are like, what's part of kibosh? And you're going, you're part of CASBA already. And they don't even know because it's so far off of what it's actually called. There's times people say, hey, aren't you, don't you have that website page? And they'll murder it so badly, I don't even know what website page they're talking about. I'm like, no, no, we're part of crazy CASBA. Yeah, yeah, that's what I said, CASBA. No, that's not what you said. Not even fucking close. I'll see you would have. I wouldn't have. I'm not good with that shit. I don't know. You come up with better shit than I do. Okay. Well, you do. Kinky ass sex both holes. That would apply more to you than me. Just saying. These names are more for you. Well, you don't want to lay ownership to that? No, I was going to say, well, guys have more than one hole, too. Your mouth and your ass. Now, do you take it there? but still some guys do some guys do absolutely and kudos to them uh we'll have a whole show on that later uh so anyway so we started we started off and we and we made it easy so we could remember it and we didn't know that it was going to be such a a sticking point and such a big because it was part of an email that we had yeah yeah it was we wanted to remember it how else were we going to remember it I'm going to be such a sticking point and such a big deal. Because it was part of an email that we had. Yeah, it was. We wanted to remember it. How else were we going to remember it when we forgot that we had this page? Well, when we tried to log into places, what are we going to use? We've got to do something easiest that we're going to remember. So we just did that. Okay, so do we keep them in suspense? Do we keep them waiting or do we just unleash? Do you want to tell them go for it you're keep babbling that's because what i do it actually makes between humans actually that's an excellent one i really like that one uh hopefully we shouldn't have to say that as a general but yes all right no you're not even gonna tell him kiss that has sucked but oh lord. That's gross. Jesus. Don't do that. Now we're getting into kinks. See, this shit gets weird. This is why we can't leave it up to other people to just come up with it. Keep it in suspense. You know, we're going to keep it in suspense. Okay, so here's the thing. I'm going to move on to another topic now. But everybody that's listening right now, keep sending your suggestions into us right now, what you think CASBA stands for. I think maybe the Friday night of Crazy Winter Nights, when we have our live podcast, maybe we let people... You think we announce it then? It's really not that big a deal. It's not to us, but to everybody else, it drives people fucking batty. You want to wait and make that announcement? They can keep guessing so we have some good stuff that we can, uh... We can decide if we want to change it. Cock tease? Who's a cock tease? We're cock teases because we... We nubbed and he pointed to you. He went like this. Oh, well, I'm not, I'm not teasing. I'm not, uh, I'm not teasing anybody's cock.'m not doing it I mean not on not on purpose I try not to tease and I just float float one picture okay okay so maybe we tell them then alright we'll tell you so there you go we'll tell it live we'll tell it we will tell it live next week you'll have to be at Crazy Winter Nights if you want to hear it live otherwise it'll be recorded keep in mind to hear find out exactly what CASMA means in the meantime continue to send us CASMA stuff
Speaker2: yeah
Speaker1: CASMA means so we can
Speaker2: have a new meeting for it
Speaker3: so now you know what's going to be
Speaker1: really funny when we announce it no one's
Speaker3: going to believe
Speaker1: it
Speaker3: they're not going to go
Speaker1: no way
Speaker3: they just made it up without somebody
Speaker1: suggesting that yeah pretty much
Speaker2: well the thing
Speaker3: is is that maybe we have
Speaker2: Todd come up on stage
Speaker1: yeah and have him actually
Speaker3: announce it
Speaker1: no because he'll fucking
Speaker2: no I mean
Speaker1: because everybody
Speaker2: thinks it stands for bone
Speaker3: I don't know. The thing is, is that maybe we have Todd come up on stage. Yeah, and have him actually announce, no, because he'll fucking change it.
Speaker2: No, I mean, because everybody thinks it stands for bone.
Speaker1: Yeah, yeah, and he's been more than telling people that. He says he gets a lot of play off of that. Let's help him get some little loving.
Speaker2: Hey, all right. We get your sex.
Speaker1: As long as it works for somebody. I was just saying. All right. Ooh, how was that? Yuck. Hold on. Okay, so shall we move on to some questions? You lost a little... What? I lost a ball? Foamy thing. Oh, there's no... Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Oh, Lord. All this technical shit. All right, so let's move on to some questions. Just don't spit down your neck. Okay. Just this one so we know slobber. Okay. So we did actually get a question, believe it or not. We got one from Montana. Montana. We got one from Montana. Y'all ready? And the person actually wanted us to not use their name. yep okay so the question was how do you get your significant other excited to be involved in the lifestyle and more excited to play so now my understanding with this a little bit more was that uh they're in the lifestyle but they are a little more hesitant, a little more picky, a little more, yeah. And how do you get them more excited and get them to play more? And I thought that was a hell of a question, because that's a question I think a lot of couples deal with. Why are you shooting me a fucking glare? You guys are like, side look at me like I'm pulling some weird shit out of my ass here. I'll give you a glare. There's something new. Divorce paper's coming. Just saying. So, I mean, I don't know. Maybe so. You tell me. I mean, when you... What? Resting bitch face. Oh, nice. I mean, I think that's a really good question because I think it happens a lot with couples. I think happens because I think one half of a couple Can be, have a higher sex drive I think one half of a couple Can be more excited Or one half of a couple maybe Currently has more options There's a lot of different reasons why it can happen Right? So how do you deal with that? Well, you should be picky. Well. For one. It depends. I mean, if you're not picky, then, well, you're taking one for the team then, aren't you? Well, no, it depends what picky is. That's true. Look, here's the thing. There's a difference between picky and just stopping everything no matter what. Look, I promise you, if you want to, you can find a reason for every single person why you can't hook up with them. That's easy to do. That's the easiest thing in the world to fucking do. Well, yeah. Right? So the thing is, is that at that point in time that's not being picky that's being defiant a little bit that's being you know well yeah scared is an option you know whatever concerns with that there's a difference between being defiant and being picky a huge fucking difference between the two well for one thing i don't think you can what can you say to get the other partner more involved y'all should be involved together well i think what right you're exactly right but i think what it comes down to it's more about communication yeah here's the thing you have to find out what the underlying problem is okay that that's where it comes out is okay is the underlying problem that you felt like or that that one partner felt like they had taken some from the team for the team recently or like the last couple or was it they had bad experiences you know we've talked about that we ran through the the run of run of i mean where you had guys that couldn't get it up and so it made it pretty sour to try to to want to hook up because we're going to do this again or a couple times where we ran through like where i couldn't get it up or it wasn't everybody runs through you know there was what one time there was probably oh like six weeks in a row of well it's six weeks but six times in a row right a guy not being able to get an erection that really can play a mind game it can play a mind and so that so then it becomes a thing of is that ultimately what you have to figure out first and foremost is what's causing it because you most likely didn't get in the lifestyle with one partner feeling that way right so you so what the first thing you gotta do is figure out what what the hell has all of a sudden changed to flip that switch once you figure that out okay then you can start to tackle that issue and approach that issue so a couple of things are hey number one if you're the partner that's go get them gun ho woo woo fuck okay then you then you maybe need to take and you need to take and reeval know, are you looking at it from both avenues if you're playing as a couple? You know, or are you pushing too hard? Are you trying too hard? You know, or have you totally, like, has your dick or your pussy taken complete control of your mind and you forget everything else? You have to look at that. The other thing you have to look at, though, is if the other partner is being unrealistic okay because it does happen okay so then you have a couple of options option number one is is playing together still that is is that still the right option i mean that's a very real conversation that comes up in the whole thing yeah you have to evaluate it you have to be damn careful if you go yep that's the situation because here's the deal whatever feelings that they have that are issues as a couple will not go away if they start playing alone no because the reality of it is you're still going to sit there and go the one that's not playing much going well they still fucked this time so you have to be you know to just jump to playing alone that's a pretty dangerous game you got to have some serious communication before you move to that to that is the ultimate solution that can directly and quickly lead to leaving the lifestyle altogether yeah okay or or causing more issues down the road much more serious issues uh the other thing it's just about communication you just have to talk the only there's no quick answers to anything in the lifestyle other than talking and and but once you figure out now if someone is just going to continue to be defiant okay then you got to determine whether or not the lifestyle is right for you overall okay and and the thing is is that it does happen we see it all the time we hear about it all the time it absolutely does happen and if you're the one that's being defiant you need to figure out why okay you need to communicate that to your other half uh as well so it's not just one-sided situation you need to to figure that out a little bit and look the one thing yes i fully believe in being picky. I fully agree with being, you know, selective. And I also fully agree with not purposely taking one for the team. I also fully understand and fucking have come to the realization of, here's the deal, you're not going to find your soulmate. In theory, you're already with your soulmate, unless you're a single, you're not going to find your soulmate you're not so in theory in theory you've already with your soulmate unless you're a single unless you're a single if you're unless you're single you're not going to find your soulmate so by the same token i mean keep it in mind for what it is we say this all the time because we believe it it's sport fucking so keep that in mind all the time you know and and think it through a little bit i guess i would say this to people when it comes to picky people okay if If you can prove to me you're just as picky, sober, as you are drunk, then you're picky. No, I'm dead serious with it because here's the deal. It's bullshit. 99% of the time when people start talking about, I'm picky, I'm picky, uh-huh, I'll tell you what. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to sit down. I'm going to put fucking 10 shots out there. And we're going to go shot for shot. And I'm going to bring 10 people in, guys or girls, doesn't matter, with each shot. And you're going to tell me yay or nay. I promise you by the end of the 10th shot, A, if you're still standing, I will be. But if you're still standing, the number of people that you're going nope one will drastically change to well fuck yeah oh hell yeah by shot five it will change to well maybe well if they're nice to whatever picking us true picking us you're picking drunk or sober that's picking us yeah if you're not biggie when you're drunk well then that's just horniness and you're just being you're just being obtuse if you watch the shawshank redemption that's right i'm saying i don't fucking care if you watch shawshank redemption that'll get you in the hole for 60 days just saying so there you go i hope that actually helps he had a very this this individual had a very serious question about that because it's something that they're they're working on well it's going to take a lot of working a lot of talking to get through something like that because well and that's the other thing there is no quick fit that one person can think their significant other is the picky one when actually it's probably you know they both need to compromise because when it comes to finding couples it's hard to find one that you're both attracted to both well yeah absolutely and here's the reality of it guys i'm going to say this you dead honest and this goes for women as well 26 years i have a better chance of winning the lottery than picking out of a lineup of guys which one that she would be interested in. God's honest, I can't. I'm like, okay, this would be the type of guy she'd be interested in. I'm like, hey, how about him? And she's like, what? Are you serious? Ew. And then she'll be like, but this guy, and I'm going, this guy was sure. You're like, there's no fucking way you'd fuck that dude. And you're like, hey, baby. I'm like, what the hell? So maybe it depends on your mood. Some days you want somebody that's completely opposite of you. Some days I'm looking for a geek. Some days I'm looking for a stud. I can't even go off of body types. Because I'll be like, that dude's ripped. And you're like, he's too muscly. I'm a straight dude. I don't know if I've ever said he's too muscly. Yes, you have. Yes, you have. I'm a straight dude, and I'm like, well, if I was a chick, I'd do him. You know, I'm like, really? Yeah, I mean. But there's some really muscular guys that are just, mm. There are, and then there's a curiosity. But there is one that is just a little too much for me. Well, yeah. Plus, then then you think what is a muscular guy want with a
Speaker2: fat girl like me really okay this is the other part oh i got a glare here we seriously it's a
Speaker1: no no here we fucking go this is the shit we're gonna go it out here okay for all you listening on casbah right now on on on casbah our website please i have spent i don't know how many years going you're hot people want to fuck you're hot. But because she doesn't get random dick pics because people don't send them to her because they follow the rules and we appreciate it. Fucking send her dick pics, would you? Okay? I know you hate that shit, I don't care. Send her dick pics because she does not believe it for me. I do wedding ceremonies on the side. It is not required for me to tell you you're hot. But every girl, every girl believes they are fat, they're ugly, and nobody wants them. Every guy is sitting there pulling one off to them. The fact that guys are afraid or whatever to go up and talk to them, okay, that does not mean you're unfuckable, okay, or you're unwanted. Now, what's really funny you will rip me for the same thing i am 200 of pure sexy love okay and i have the same body issues you go oh no people chicks always see you they want you really really how many fucking fat guy calendars do you see hey hey guess what i'm calling you up and uh we wanted you know the uh tub of goo edition and we're hoping you'd be the cover boy for that there fatty i mean you don't have that and no i'm not body shaming because i'm that way so i can say no it's your flipping personality oh my flipping that's why half the people say i'm a dick with arms well that's guys because they're jealous yeah the the reality of it is that guys, send fucking confirmation. I'm telling you, the reality of it is this. Every single woman, look now, how many girls? Yeah. Okay, yes, granted. Every body type is beautiful and there's somebody for everybody. But here's the deal. You know what? I'm sorry. You're not going into... I have to go into this section. We were just out looking at suit coats tonight, right? Did we go look at suit coats tonight? Yeah. And weren't there some really badass ones? And what size did they stop at? 48 tiny. Here's the deal. Okay, guess what? I can't find cool clothes for fucking 54-inch chest. Even when I was skinny, I had a 52-inch chest. I can't find cool clothes for fucking 54 inch chest even when i was skinny i had a 52 inch chest i can't find people cool clothes like that it's harder to find shit like that and you got to pay way more you gotta get shit custom made look everybody's beautiful but half of it is believing that you're beautiful yourself i'm gonna get you dick pics all over the place so you know the thing is, is that, now I've got to get this. You know, well, there we go. Okay, so we've got people, we've got people, the bigger you are, the what? Oh, okay, stop that. Have you not seen some of the girls on our page and how big their boobs are? And it is hot, and it's sexy as hell. Now, here's the thing. We've got a couple. Uh, Liam, people now know what I look like. Prefer curvy girls. That's right. You are a curvy girl. Okay? And curves are fucking sexy. You want to know why curves are sexy? Why? Seriously. Sound guy, you might not want to listen to this at your own counseling session. Here's why it's curvy. Because you know what? There is nothing fucking hotter. Nothing, nothing on God's green earth sexier than fucking a curvy girl from behind. Because with the hourglass figure, it's like handprints here. So it's exactly where you grab them by the hips. And that is fucking hot and sexy as fuck. Now,
Speaker3: there's nothing hotter than fucking skinny girls.
Speaker1: There's nothing hotter than plus size girls. Every girl has fucking sexy features and sexy fucking things on there. Exactly. The curves are evolutionary fucking, we evolve that way. Every girl is sexy, there's somebody for everybody. But you want to know what will stop it more than anything else is when a guy finally gets balls enough okay and i don't give a fuck if you look like fucking like you're just a ripped fucking sex fabio in the 80s i don't give a fuck when you finally get balls enough to walk up to a chick and she doesn't know how to take a fucking compliment that will crush a guy's ego because you hear oh i i i'm just on that self-esteem with myself what we hear is we're not good enough and it sucks it's like you know what oh my god every girl on this page, on our page, and that we've seen in the lifestyle has people that want them, that want them. There's a reason guys on our page, bitch, will not put their posts out there because they're not going to get the same type of responses, right? We know that. But, oh, my God, girls, you're all hot. want to fuck you it is what it is our divining rod is made it searches out vagina it is what we do all right we're gonna take a quick break we're coming back to this because you're gonna acknowledge this was over sexy girl smile smile and show me your eyes. Okay. Okay, now try to do it where you don't look like it. For those of you just listening to our podcast, that was the most batshit crazy look I have ever seen in 26 years. Show your pretty eyes. I like my eyes. We got time. I like my eyes. They're pretty. They are, and they go with your pretty ass and pretty everything else. That's the way it works. All right. We're going to take a quick break. Do you want to do the break this time? No, go ahead. You're on a roll. Fuck. Yeah, I am. Okay. Give us one moment for a second after break. 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You can also find us on Ss radio on swing towns.com uh as well as swing village to get registered all right and we are back uh okay so now following up we're gonna keep going with this uh we had nancy made a great comment on what we were just talking about and she says that guys then guys need to come up and talk to us more if they really want to have sex with us and feel that way okay now here's the thing from a guy's story yes they should but i'm going to tell you a little story okay okay this is a story this is this is a personal story get out your kleenexes it's it's kind of like it's like a hallmark moment yeah mark it down yeah i don't know what he's gonna say yet okay so i can vividly remember i was a freshman in high school oh god my my brother was a senior and of course him and his buddies were all going to homecoming right and there was this really hot girl that was also a freshman that i wanted to go to homecoming with now mind you in high school i wasn't the beacon of cool that you see today. I know that's weird. No, you're not showing the basketball picture. Anyways, and all my brother and all his friends were like, dude, just go ask her. Now, here's the thing. She was hot, so guess who else was to ask her? Seniors. Okay. So, I walked up and I said, hey, would you like to go with my hair all skewed because I was like fucking moronic and didn't know how to comb my hair yet and fucking you know all typical freshman high school like like uber fucking dorkerama uh and said hey would you like to go to homecoming and she laughed in my face now she denies that her and i are best friends to this to this day we've been friends for years she denies it but she giggles because she knows it's true she said I did not do that yes you did she was pretty darn serious when she says she doesn't remember that's because it's not her personality and she would never do that kind of shit now and she would fucking kill her kids if they ever did something like that but back then she did now so I'm 46 years old I graduated from high school almost 30 years ago. So that tells you how long ago that was. Anywho, and that stuck with me. Now, I promise you every single guy out there, what is that for? You want me to hit over with it? What are you doing? You want me to use it? Put it in front of you because you keep turning your head. Oh, Jesus Christ. Hold on. It pop filter on it i'm gonna take that fucking thing okay so the thing is is that 30 years later or plus i still remember that i promise you every single guy has that story every single guy has that time that it happened to them that they went up and they ask a girl out and it went horribly wrong. And every time, no matter how old you are, when you go up to a girl and you ask her, even as swingers, we're here to fuck. This is what we do, sport fucking. And you go up and you start to try to hit on a girl unless you're just a complete cheese dick moron, that moment kicks back into your head. Well, see, I did that. I asked a guy out when i first moved to nebraska okay okay so i was 18 when i moved to nebraska okay so i okay i might have been 19 i don't know but i worked at this place and i asked this guy i said and he was younger than me imagine that because i just kind of went for the younger guys i don't know what it is and i'm just kind of like would you like to to go out on a date and he goes no i don't think so i was crushed i never again talked to another guy until you you talked to another guy because you had sex with other guys before me that's true but no i didn't ask you never ask another guy out so so the thing is is okay it can happen to either either side remember that look here's the thing all swingers and lifestyle people are is we're like people that have been out of the dating scene for like 20 plus years trying to figure out how to how to date again yeah i mean really the reality is what it's not something we do every day so we don't know so yes the guys should come up and talk to them but just as much as guys should fucking man up in a non-creeper fucking hey baby herb tarlick sort of way come up and talk to chicks chicks need to learn how to take a fucking compliment here is how you take a compliment okay and there is only one way to correctly take a compliment yeah like i've had this lecture before yeah that's right because that's what i do cole's lectures thank you uh real simple there's only one way to take a compliment if someone walks up and says you you look lovely today you have a nice ass i like your tits you have a lovely smile why that's a lovely dress you have on insert nice words here the only thing the only correct way to deal with that is to say oh well thank you that's really sweet that's it other people anything other than that is wrong there is no other way now for guys it's the same fucking thing yeah practice in a mirror uh it's the same it's the same fucking shall we practice why my you look lovely today miss amanda thank you okay see and there we go we need to say it with conviction like you actually fucking believe it and mean it okay guys that's so sweet no i didn't say become fucking Lipton T there with the sugar dripping off of it. Just be you. And, guys, it's the same fucking thing. Wait, I threw out a product name. There we go. Fuck, yeah, I did. And it's the same thing with guys. Here's the deal. Hey, guys, when a chick walks up and says something, a woman, not a chick, right type of show, when a woman, a strong, independent woman, walks up and says something nice to you, okay, the correct answer is not, so you want to fuck? It's not, oh, I want to see my dick. No, it's, oh, thank you, that's really nice. And then you start talking like normal fucking human beings. This is not fucking rocket science. Now, I'm going to throw another little pointer out here right now. Go ahead no no no no this one you're gonna laugh when i throw this one out oh great uh okay so most everybody knows that we're like the longest one night stand yes we are so i guess that was pretty easy but what what got me to talk to you uh tight jeans that showed my bulge. No,'t know what no what what did because i looked lonely and pathetic because you asked me to dance i did remembering that i did well i remember that but i remember the fucking two hours it took you to eat that cheeto as you stood there and made me sweat whether or not you were going to say yes did it work yeah it worked i fucked you you did and i came back because my parents I think that's what you were going to say yes did it work yeah it worked i fucked you you did and i came back because my parents accused me of doing drugs the next day because they picked me up and i slept all night and claw marks over my body something i ain't going there anyways it didn't help when my friend came bursting into the room when my friend came bursting in the room when my mom my mom and dad were like, Dude, what happened to you? Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Nodgress. I got to go. And then shut out of the room. And I'm like, yeah, great. Okay. So here's the thing. People are talking about conversation right now on our page, and they're exactly right. Conversation. I'm going to throw another thing out here, okay? This is for anybody that is, if you are talking to somebody that you think that they're a triad or a form of a triad. Okay. I'm going to put this out here. This should be the biggest common sense, pull your head out of your fucking ass thing in the world. But since it's not, I'm going to put this out here. This is, this is, should be the biggest common sense, pull your head out of your fucking ass thing in the world. But since it's not, I'm going to share and enlighten people. If you're a chick and it's two dudes with a chick, whatever, and I don't care what the breakdown is. Here's the deal. It's not a package deal. It's not a fucking package deal. Okay. So when you want to try to hook up with let's just say the triad is uh a guy and two girls and you want to hook up with you'd love to hook up with both the girls but you're really trying to hook up with one first to throw out stupid comments like well once you get both guys come along at the same time it is not a package fucking deal and what happens is when that happens that takes it in turn it pisses off one the girl that you were originally talking to because now all of a sudden it raises doubts as to whether or not did you really want her or did you were you just trying to get the other girl or you're just trying to get both girls and it pisses off the guy in the triad because it's like dude that's just not cool that's not how this works now i understand that people say shit because they're moronic and because they get nervous nervous jojo the circus monkey what do you do what do i say don't say that that's that's number one rule that's been a new experience that we've got to live recently. And it's like, here's the deal. You will not score points when you sit there and you try to go for the trifecta. I understand buying lottery tickets with the power play hoping to win more.
Speaker3: Don't.
Speaker1: It's not a good way to win. Do you want to add on that one? You're just looking to be like you can kick my ass right now. He obviously thinks I need to talk. What's there to say? Am I wrong? Ish? For the past year, it's been approached quite a bit. Right. But do you feel like that is a wrong statement, that people shouldn't do that? Well, no, they shouldn't. I don't know that it's... We get when it's just people make nervous conversation. And we get that it's a joke. And yes, obviously, sure, but words can hurt, you know, really. And that's one of the things we're talking about in the lifestyle. some of this man about accepting a compliment right which she does uh and we have to each other a lot about this kind of stuff but but when you're having a conversation when you're talking to somebody else remember yes it may be sport fucking i get that and that's totally okay but what you say and how you say it goes along goes a long way and the thing is is that you know you cannot take and and crack a joke like that maybe it'll be received as a joke maybe it won't and i can promise you this if it's not received as a joke um yeah that's not a really that's not a really good uh a really good way to good way to roll you want to make sure that it's it's perceived accordingly and with all the fun stuff with social media we all know what did you learn when you first got email at your job for those who's older that remember that or for young people what do they teach in your email class remember you can't take and uh interpret emotions or hear inflection in an email yeah no so you might keep that in mind okay okay so we're back so we're sitting right now we're reading we're reading through the conversation of what standard good conversations on our facebook live page and uh uh this is uh this is kind of funny funny shit here uh oh my god look at people this is one all the way down to feet and toes and all kinds of crap are you following all this shit ish yes okay yeah so this is why we look this is why we're so excited to do this uh at a live a live studio audience when this kind of stuff's going on uh you know they're talking about everything from from uh toes aren't hot how the fuck did we get there i skipped some stuff all the way through because they're talking about wearing socks and shit i mean it got into a totally different conversation it's totally went off to until this is why we do this stuff live there's one for you. There's something. We hear about this all the time. Stuff like what is the appropriate things to wear to bed and not to wear to bed? Oh, yeah. And I know, Nancy, I know you're listening, so you're going to jump in all over on this one. You're going to jump in all over on this one. But it's going to be socks.
Speaker3: I think that's the number one thing. Yes, we are going to be doing some live streaming from Crazy Winter Nights. On Friday. On Friday. We will go live Saturday at one point in time. When we do the award on Saturday, we will do live.
Speaker1: Yeah, we'll go live. We'll go live a couple times.
Speaker2: It's not a podcast, so we'll go live on Facebook.
Speaker1: But we are going to do a live podcast Friday night at the pre-party. Yep, that's correct. Okay, so, because socks keep coming up. Good God. All right, so Nancy, what are some appropriate things to wear to bed and not to wear to bed when you're hooking up with people? Are you talking to Nancy or are you talking to me? I'm talking to you. Because you said Nancy's name and then you looked at me. I know because I want Nancy to. I know we're the same height and everything, but my gosh. I want to make sure Nancy's listening. But I want to know your opinion. Well, most of the time it's just usually a t-shirt and nothing else. No, but when you hook up. Oh, when you hook up. Okay, well, usually you're butt-ass naked. Yeah, usually. Do I wear socks? No. No. Have I? I don't know. I could have if my feet were really cold. Well, there was one time I made shoes on. There was one time when one couple that we hooked up with, she goes, my feet are cold. I'm keeping my socks on. Yes, yes. That's right. That is right. Yeah. As a general rule. You had someone, you had sex with, say, I'm leaving my shirt on. And you went, okay like that's cool that was all right yeah and here's the thing is most of the time when you have sex with me i have my shirt on yeah yeah well i mean when we're at home you know it's like porn sex versus real sex you know we you know we yeah it's real but i still don't keep my socks on although there's times you probably wish i would we We keep the hotel room dark because I have nasty feet. Man, I'm just waiting for the first chick to, if your feet are warm. What? Rumor is you have better orgasms if your feet are warm. I don't care. Take your socks off. The thing is, if we were getting. Well, once you get going, you should be pretty warm anyway. Yeah, hopefully. You're doing it right. All I can say is this. If I ever find a girl that surprises like surprises me when we get back to the hotel it's like i'm all into feet i'm gonna let it go i ain't saying shit but it's gonna be funny because you're gonna want to turn on the video camera because i got some nasty feet so if you're a toe sucker i wouldn't suck my there are times i tell him leave a sock on yeah she's gonna keep those nasty things they're clinging and stuff don't get anybody getting wrong but i mean they're just no his toenails all and gnarly it's like my feet have been through a war of their own so the joy of cowboy boots too many years your feet are really dry they are so what you're saying is i have scaly feet so here's the thing if you're a toe licker you might not want to get on with you have flat feet so they're not like the most attractive Do the eyes count as socks? Well, they could, I suppose.
Speaker3: Well, technically, they are but they're sexy as fuck so you leave them on exactly well it's like high heels david lee ross said about no no no no leave them on leave them on yeah no i've only had sex with high heels on once and that was with you yeah and they make great handles and they're fucking sexy anyone i'm gonna tell you what any guy that tells you that's not on their bucket list they're a liar i don't care i don't care who they are every guy wants to do that at one point in time am i wearing thighs no i think she was asking jeremy okay if he was wearing thigh highs i might wear thighs you never fucking know well god knows i've worn other shit you've put on stockings before, and you went, ooh, these feel cool. They're nice and slick. And we have proof. We know people. They've seen it.
Speaker1: You've seen it.
Speaker3: You know, you give me a pair of high heels that are my size, and I can rock those motherfuckers like a bitch. So I can walk around wearing high heels. His birthday, he was drunk as shit. Drunk as shit.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: We were in Iowa, and there was this really tall girl girl and she happened to have the same size feet as him yeah so she let him put them on everybody thought i was gonna fall on my ass so these two other guys her significant other and this husband were putting the shoes on him yep putting them on my feet for me he gets up struts across the floor and then struts back doesn't trip doesn't't stumble Doesn't wobble And we're not talking like Two inch heels No They were probably Three, four No problem You give me a pair of stilettos I can rock the fuck out of those Not one wobble And I'm like How the fuck did you do that Because I can't do that sober because i wear heels every day with my cowboy boots no but cowboy boots are a different kind of heel pretty damn sexy i strut i strut thigh high boots yeah whatever gets the fuck whoa what whatever yeah time tanya whatever gets the fucking job done look at now look at all the messages you're getting now send me pictures of in boots. Yeah, message me and I'll find them in his size.
Speaker3: Wait a minute.
Speaker1: Do not message Jeremy with what size thigh highs I need. Thank you very much.
Speaker2: No, but can you put a picture on here?
Speaker1: Fuck me, heels. Rock on, yeah. Oh, yeah, I think you can. You got it on your phone.
Speaker3: You can.
Speaker2: No, those are stickers.
Speaker3: Yeah.
Speaker1: Okay, so Nancy, guys, I'm talking about men and socks. so nancy's back and you do not like socks left on in bed i will share the picture i have of him in the shoes because yeah that's hilarious he doesn't care no i don't fucking face me because he rocked it and most girls can't i've got a second job just so y'all know i have a stage namela. Okay, who was the porn star that always wore the blue t-shirt and the white socks? Ron Jeremy? Yeah, Ron Jeremy. Well, and then there's Ed Powers. Of course, he's still in the industry. Well, I think that's who I'm thinking of. Well, they both did. Ed Powers always wore white socks. Still does when he has porn. The power plunge. We used to have porn in the dorm, and we'd buy Ed Powers ones because they rocked in the power plunge. They're like, he's going in, he's going in. Grab the chick, crank her all the way over, do three bumps in the bus and go straight for the butt. Are they even still doing anything anymore? Yeah, Ed Powers is still a big producer and still in there. He actually might have a chance to sue us. He might actually listen to this and sue my ass. Because we were talking about him. Actually, I would love to get him on as a guest. Oh, Jesus. Dude, I'm telling you what. If I could sit across from Ed Powers and go, man, I spent more nights in college cheering you on with your socks and your hairy white ass, hammers on check, yes. Is that the one that the ball licking was okay? Yep. She had never sucked dick, but the ball licking was okay. That poor little Asian chick. Well, she got her that because they were promising things to get them to do it. I'll never forget that either. I'm sure that tape has since been pulled. Okay, so the general rule is apparently do not wear socks.
Speaker3: Okay.
Speaker1: I want to find a girl that wants to lick toes because I promise you, once she licks my toes, it will all change. I will enlighten her. No're just like, all in the moment. You're not drunk, but a little liquid courage, but not drunk. She's just, he's just fucking hotter than shit i don't touch feet he's got the right size dick the whole nine yards are you sure there wouldn't be even just just like one little lick i don't like fucking take you to paradise i don't like feet okay so so what are what are other things i don't touch feet what Baby feet, yes, they're cute, they're adorable. By the way, if you go to the grocery store, we just found out this today, totally off topic.
Speaker2: Totally off topic.
Speaker1: It's not packs of chicken feet. They call them chicken paws, just so you know. That was actually, yep, that was in the store. I know that was totally off topic.
Speaker2: I know, that was at your big retailer that starts with a W.
Speaker1: Yeah, yep. I know, but it said pause it said it's their chicken pause just that's what i have is chicken pause because it goes gosh i didn't know they were pause i learned shit today uh okay what uh what are other things like what are the things you guys listen that are things like that that you absolutely not like i won't do anal or something really deep or anything like that okay i can't what is something else i don't know how you cook them what else is something you would do because i've cooked so much chicken feet yeah okay back to this show disregard sound guy he's now on chicken feet he's ready for dinner everybody's got add no yeah what what is something else that you would not do like you would not i get it you are totally out on feet i don't i just don't touch feet i want to know what some other people's things are a little like the odd things like that i know one person that if you touch their nipples too much uh it'll make them get sick so you can't put the nipples too much yeah what's mine i don't have any i'm a fucking dirty dirty girl i don't know i don't have a girl i don't know i don't i don't look man here's the thing i can't refer to yourself in the female sense. I can't really say there's not a whole lot of things that, you know, that I'm going to go, yeah, no, I can't do that. I mean, I might have a hard time, like, a European girl where the cultural differences are, like, not shaving, like armpits and hair. That could maybe throw me for a loop. I saw a Facebook video where this chick had them,
Speaker2: and they combed it and braided it.
Speaker1: I know, I know me. The armpit thing probably wouldn't throw me off. I'd just keep her arms to her side. The hairy leg thing, I know me. I'd totally make a Chewbacca joke or something. I'd just totally be like, meh. I wouldn't be able to stop myself. It'd be really weird, though. She had hairy legs, but her cooter was shaved. Leading up to the path. Look, there's a clearing in the forest. There's a landing here.
Speaker2: So there isn't anything that is just a definite no for you or a turn off?
Speaker1: I don't know. I mean, she says it requires me being pegged.
Speaker3: No.
Speaker1: But, I mean, just something like. I didn't say that you weren't into that just that you will not touch or uh not that i can really not that i can really really think of you know nothing that's just like really stands out that i go you know like i know a lot of people have like with with uh with teeth or with, you know, whatever.
Speaker3: No, not really like that. I mean, yes, the obvious is they're not bathed,
Speaker1: but that's not what we're talking about, jackass.
Speaker2: How about as far as clothing?
Speaker1: Do you give a shit if they have shirt?
Speaker3: No, to me, okay.
Speaker1: Obviously not. You said something to me years ago. You know what the bigger thing for me is and you know you know this but the audience is i'm big on on smell not like do you not take a shower smell did i'm i'm a scent person yeah i'm i'm a i'm a scent person and and if you want to know if you want to know whether or not there's a really good chance i want to fuck you uh watch how i act around your neck because i'm not gonna start nibbling but i'm gonna start sniffing it and and when you see me start taking taking really deep breath that means i'm really i'm really digging it and i will remember a scent like like fucking bear smelling blood i'm like i'm all over that shit he does and that that is a huge turn to me and he'll hug me and i'll go oh and now you know he's sniffing you that that one perfume that you wear i i can i can i don't even have to get up i could have told you could have went to work and i wasn't up yet and i can wake up and i'll wake up smell that instantly now so There's been days I went to work wearing your cologne.
Speaker2: So I smelled you during the day.
Speaker3: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, isn't that sweet? We sniff each other. We're like dogs. We're not sniffing each other's butts, but, you know, same thing. But, no, that's a big one. So if you have a – there would be my thing. There are some perfumes or body washes or body sprays that like don't don't do it for me or that you know just that's not a turnoff it can be there are some that smell from to me uh like what i'd say like like grammy would wear you know it's something that that makes me okay and it's not a rip because here's the thing is look you know their husband they may smell that and just got fucking rock hard and ready to you know drill a hole fucking with their dick so i you know everybody's preference is different but they're just some that there are certain obviously yours is always the stronger anytime any other woman wears the same kind as you i can smell that fucking across the bar i'm just like and i'm i'm like fucking toucan saying follow your nose and i'm just like drifting across you know it's like the cartoon thing where the smell comes dancing in and then like turns little fingers and like hooks your nose and you float across the floor that's what happens to me with the with the right type of smell okay you know but so there are some of those that would totally totally just turn me you know turn me off now because here's the thing things that smell good like that when they smell good like that before you're all hot and sweaty and and um all uh you know fucked up with a fuckery uh smell even better with sex smell so your perfume makes well with the smell of of fucking it doesn't go away it doesn't all of a sudden become sour or weird or anything it's just like it's even hotter yet okay i'm going to cat form them okay oh no okay hey you're good i've got nancy well i don't want to wrap up yet nancy talking about uh guys trim your stuff please oh you know this may be have to be the next week's show is that we may have to talk about like proper grooming grooming and stuff like that, because Nancy, you got a good point there. Nobody likes, you know, you know, to floss her teeth with pubes, whatever. I didn't shave for a while. Mine got so long. I could have fucking put like dreadlocks in if I wanted to. The younger generation isn't quite the same. Yeah. Good. Good fucking for them. When they get old, they'll understand. You know why? It it's not that we mind the pubes just it's harder for us to reach to get them out don't come out with fake teeth it's easy anyways all right all right so hey guess what uh this was a show this would be fun to try to name this one oh god i want to take a quick moment here uh we're gonna to wrap up. I want to thank our sponsors again.
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