Krazy Truth #33 Welcome to Season 2!!

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Speaker1: Hey kids, the program you're about to listen to contains some adult situations, adult language, themes, and other adult topics. If you're easily offended, this show's not for you. Do you need a little more slide in your glide? If so, visit our good friends at Spunk Lou. Alright. Also, visit our friends at Midwest Medical, in case you're having a coronary. Either way works out. Anyway, Spunk Lube, www.spunklube.com. Hey, Tom Kasbah saying you put a Kasbah in the coupon code and guess what? You're going to get 10% off of every order. Hey, you crazy motherfuckers. Welcome back into another edition of Crazy Truth.
Speaker2: Hey, guess what? It's a big day for us because remember, we record episodes ahead of time. This is actually episode one of season two. That's right, season two. We've been renewed. So what that means is, yeah, we're fresh and crazy. So I'm your host with your most. I'm Cole. I'm still here. The staff has stayed the same. I'm your host with your most. I'm Cole.
Speaker1: I'm still here.
Speaker2: The staff has stayed the same. I've heard the lovely, lovely Miss Amanda. We're all pretty excited. Budget cuts came through. We were able to keep the same sound guy.
Speaker3: Both the hosts were able to keep their jobs and even the dog.
Speaker2: Sorry.
Speaker1: But the Lent Lady is no longer with us, so we have to make deals we go, too.
Speaker2: Yeah, so, you know, hey. But, yeah, so this episode, when you're actually hearing this episode, will be right directly after the new year. It will be 2019. Okay, and there you go. That could be it. So this is going to be one of these fun episodes.
Speaker3: Now, obviously, for those of you that tuned in last week,
Speaker2: whether you watch the videos live, whether you listen to the show on our SLS radio show,
Speaker1: or you listen to it on one of the other many sources that you can get our information, you know that we actually didn't talk about shit.
Speaker2: Pretty much what we did was just drink like fishes.
Speaker1: Miss Amanda led the charge, and that was awesome. I'm like, I'm fast. Maybe I need a drink. Well, you know, so I didn't actually have time because we're drastically clean because it's the holidays. So we don't have an interesting sex story this week. I didn't find one. I'm sure someone will fuck somewhere by a tree or something. Anyways, but what I thought would be much more fun was to do a follow-up to our story last week, which was you being train wrecked. I'm like, what was the story last week? So let's give the follow-up what happened after we left the air, shall we? No, let's not. So the studios, there seems to be, OSHA would have a heyday in our studio because there's cords and wires all over the place, which the lovely Miss Amanda did manage to find almost every one of them. You did not actually fall down. No. Nope. Nope. You're damn close. And you stood and talked for a few minutes with the sound guy before you
Speaker3: went home. Yeah.
Speaker1: And that was really cute. And you just kind of swayed. Yep. Swayed. Yeah. I think you need to go to bed. Okay. Was the exact quote. And if you, that's the cash with studios where our special DJ quarters are, uh, there's a hallway and she pinballed all the way down the hallway. It was very, very cute. And she goes in the room, shut the door, goes to bed. So Miss Amanda does not puke off of booze very often. Very, very rarely does she get sick off of booze. But luckily, and when she does get sick, I don't hear her very much because she's not a loud hacker. But all of a sudden, I was talking on the phone, doing some business shit, and all of a sudden, I hear, wah. And sure enough, Miss Amanda is puking all over the DJ studio. Not the studio, all over the bathroom. So how would that go for you? You done? I felt fine. I don't get hangovers. You were the, I took you, I took you to work the next day, and you were a little iffy on the, you know, if it was a hangover, if you were hungry. It turns out you were just hungry. Yep, I ate. Yes, you were a boss. You recovered like none of them, but there were spins involved, and there, yeah. so I just remember you tell me you couldn't shut your eyes to go to sleep because because that's because you were drunk all right so there you go so there's our sex story for the but in the sex part of that story is we didn't get sex because somebody was because somebody was really too drunk and there was no way that that bouncing around was gonna be worthwhile yeah because then I'd have been part of the people part on story and I've been act no and no you know that I'm sure somebody said well it's just a kink all right so running out of the room. All right, so what we're going to do this week, what I thought would be fun for this week, and obviously for those of you that don't know, we do obviously go live on our huge secret Crazy Casper page. So if people want to ask us questions, we're live currently. They certainly can. But in the meantime, I thought, let's, because it's now 2019, so let's talk about, let's talk about what are some goals and whatnot for 2019. What are you, just say it, Jesus fucking Christ. Oh my God, at this point in time, I don't even want to buy the money. Resolutions. Huh? Resolutions. Oh. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, we're not resoluting yet. Anyways. How can I read lips with a dog? God. Sounds like three syllables, monkey fucking. What? All right. Anyway, so let's talk about some hopes and dreams, and then we'll put resolutions. I'm going to start with resolutions because resolutions are made to be broken. Okay, so that'd be like me going, my resolution is for you to have a gangbang. That'd be realistic because that probably isn't going to happen, so it'd be broken. Much like me going to go work out all the time.
Speaker3: Is it that resolutions are made to be broken, or is it you set stuff that's so high that it's not going to happen? Apparently, I set
Speaker1: everything that's high. The only person that's not high with this is me. So apparently, yes, I need to be high. One of my goals for 2019 is to be fucking stoned. You know what?
Speaker3: That does nothing.
Speaker1: I don't know what it'll do for me, but you know, some people think they're vitamins. I hope to have an edible with every meal. I want you to see what happens from there. No, I'm not going to have an edible. So, I, I, I, you know, some people take their vitamins. I hope to have an edible with every meal. I want you to see what happens from there.
Speaker3: No, I'm not going to have an edible.
Speaker1: That would go against my other goal, which is to lose weight.
Speaker2: Just saying.
Speaker3: Because they give you the money.
Speaker1: Let's have some snacks. Let's have some Smarties. By the way, that's another candy place to go to us.
Speaker2: Okay.
Speaker1: So, okay, 2019. What is something, one thing, one thing, sexually, because people are tuning in for sexual stuff, maybe I'm moving, doing for sexual stuff, what's one thing that you would like to do in 2019 sexual? It doesn't have to be new. I'm not saying what's a bucket list because we all know Miss Amanda does not have a bucket list. Wow.
Speaker3: Obviously, what we're actually doing in episode one of season two is stump the co-host.
Speaker2: God, I hate it when you throw these questions at me.
Speaker1: I'm like, whoa.
Speaker2: Or what's something you hope to do differently? What's something new or whatever in the lifestyle? We're in the lifestyle.
Speaker1: We're going on eight, nine, however many fucking, a lot of years. So what's something different in the lifestyle that you hope we do in 2019?
Speaker2: I could be such a smart ass. No, I'm fucking saying.
Speaker1: Have sex.
Speaker3: What, with each other?
Speaker1: Something.
Speaker2: Okay. So what you're hoping for is we lose the podcast. Gotcha.
Speaker1: No. And we'll be able to film. People won't know us. You'll get more. You got the fucking elf picture that went on our page. You got 100 people that want to play elf on the shelf with you. So I don't think you have too many problems. You could be in a lot of people's stockings, just saying. The best $6 I ever spent. I want you to wear them pulled up. Can you make them permanent? I bet we can plastic surgery to have that done. You can have plastic surgery to have it done. Do I want to? Let me ask you something. If you can make $150,000 a year being a dirty elf on the shelf, would you do it? Oh, yeah, probably. So, yeah. Would it be fun to go around being an elf? Yeah, I'd want to lose a lot of weight. But, you know. Well, you'd be fucking your way to health. Do you want me to? If you're crawling around on people's shelves, you're going to want to. Put on a green outfit and sprinkle fairy dust everywhere. See, the thing is, is you can use that seasonally. You'd be an on the shelf in the the christmas season you could be like a springtime fairy like a tinkerbell that thing happening i was avoiding using names but sure god i don't fucking care i do well whatever anyways you could be like you could be a gnome during nomapalooza so you could be do they have pointy ears i don't know know. It's always hidden by hats. How would you know? Some of them do. You know what's underneath your hat. You want to have sex with me with these on, don't you? Hold on, I'm going to think about it. Duh! Tell me one time you've worn some sort of costume that I have not wanted to fuck you with as part of it. Yeah, that's true. That's true. You have wanted to. Yeah, very much so. You wanted to fuck me when I wore a certain band Rock Band's makeup. That motherfucker might sue us, so I'm not saying his name.
Speaker3: I don't think.
Speaker1: You did too. Yes, we left the makeup on. I can't say the name of that because he will sue us. Although it would be great to have him on the show.
Speaker2: There.
Speaker1: We'd love to have Mr. Simmons. If you'd ever like to be on a podcast, we'd certainly love to have him here. Especially when he's coming to Omaha in the near future. Yeah, we've got to have sex with those.
Speaker2: Just saying.
Speaker1: I'm not putting the other set on because then it's weird. See, this is more like mystical. If you're an elf and I'm fucking you, that's like a wrong way. If we're both elves, then it's just like, we this is more like mystical. If you're an elf and I'm fucking you, that's like a wrong way. If we're both elves, then it's just like we could do that without the ears.
Speaker2: We live in a fairy world.
Speaker1: Oh, Jesus. We kind of do live in a fairy world. It's fucking La La Land, 99% of the time. Okay, so seriously, back on topic. What is something you want to do?
Speaker3: Something off.
Speaker1: What's something you want to do? What's something new and adventurous? We got to have goals for 2019.
Speaker2: Jeez.
Speaker1: Note yourself. This is why we have rehearsal.
Speaker3: Well, you should not throw questions at me because you know I'm not good at thinking on my feet, which drives me, except if I'm drunk. Then I'm really opinionated.
Speaker2: Weird.
Speaker3: Like, do I need to get boosted?
Speaker1: Well, no, here's the thing. What do you want to do off your feet? Or maybe what do you want to do on your feet? You normally know what you want to do. Having a girl get together would be fun. See, there we go. Okay, so now we need to put on the calendar an all-girl orgy. How many girls do you want? How many girls would you like? How many do you want? Three, four, seven? Look, you go, you go. If you just said you wanted a gangbang. Does there have to be a limit? Okay. Well, if it's a gangbang, there'd be a limit because you don't want 285,000 cocks showing up to slam you for the next six hours, right? So how many, you don't want some girl to get there, like the last girl, like, you know, she shows up kind of late, and then she's just standing there. That wouldn't be any fun for her. How many pussies can you lick in a night? How many licks does it take to get to the fucking G-spot? One, two, how many would you want to do? Five. Oh, that's not good. Ten? I don't know. God, put me in the fucking loop. I don't. Wait a minute. What's the loop? I don't even know what that is. Is that a toy? I don't know. So you want to dance a toy? Okay, so we're going to say 20. Sure. 20 girls. Okay, so you've heard it here officially. If you are a girl and you have a vagina and you would like to be just a vagina, all the guys go, oh, I'm a lesbian. I like pussy. Yeah, shut up. If you are a chick, send your picture and your information. Dr. Verified. Send your information. It's got to say it on your birth certificate. Send your information to us. It doesn't have to say it on your birth certificate.
Speaker3: It just has to be doctor verified.
Speaker1: Send it on whatever. I don't give a fuck. I'm not going to be involved. I'm going to run to the camera. Send your information to us.
Speaker3: Hey, how is that fair?
Speaker1: Somebody's got to record shit.
Speaker3: I don't have a pussy.
Speaker2: Another female?
Speaker1: Well, who's it going to be?
Speaker2: Wendy?
Speaker1: Wendy's probably going to want to be involved with it.
Speaker3: I didn't say anything about Wendy.
Speaker2: Is she not allowed? No, she's allowed. Well, why can't I videotape? Because you're a dude.
Speaker1: I'll be dressed. I'm not going to be doing anything. What am I going to be doing? Oh, my God. Choose a second. This picture is fucking good. You know what? Look, here's the thing. We've been doing this long enough, and yes, that would be hot,
Speaker2: Thank you. This picture is, oh, fucking good. You're not even going to need that. You know what? Look, man. A brush, and you're like, oh, that. Here's the thing. We've been doing this long enough, and yes, that would be hot, but after about the first 10 minutes, okay, you know, I'll be running the lunch tray. It won't bother me. It will. I mean, look, if you ask people that do porn. When you saw it at a party in Iowa. The first time. Well. My dick almost ripped through my jeans. When I my jeans started on the stage yes and it turned into a smidge of a melee yes women it was hot until the the fucking three people that I told you that we were told don't do anything when I said don't do anything with it next you know you're like right on, but, yeah. But here's, okay, it was awesome for the first 10 minutes. But after a while, it is what it is. Look, if I watch enough porn on my phone all day, in the morning, I'm going to be able to jack off like a boss.
Speaker3: But by, like, you know, half hour into it, my dick's tired, I'm tired, and.
Speaker2: Tell the whole story.
Speaker1: And then, you know.
Speaker2: I was drunk. That's how it starts. How does every great story of ours start?
Speaker1: Thank you. I'm tired and and then you know I was wrong that's how it starts how does every great story of our start one of the two is was fucking wasted we read a party I actually think it was a Halloween party like that was a Halloween party and actually here's the news there was another girl in you that whenever you two were together it would it was a lot yeah and you were both drunk, which was normal, and it was on. And then people, all these girls were like, can I join, can I join? And you both were like, yep. And pretty soon, they turned into a mass humanity surrounded in a stripper bowl.
Speaker3: And I don't remember how many people were up there.
Speaker1: I do, there was about 15.
Speaker3: A girl came out of the blue on one side, and a girl came out of the blue.
Speaker1: Yeah, because then there was one guy that was dressed as a mattress. He was like, can I get in there? And we're like, no. I went to tell him like three times he got kicked out because he just kept going. I just want to touch once.
Speaker2: No.
Speaker1: This is girl time. And then there was announcements that needed to be made, and it took several husbands to get our wives pulled apart so that anybody would listen to the announcements. But I'm telling you, it's the reason why it's stupid that Pornhub makes 68-minute porns. No one watches for 68 minutes. They set it up for, you need three-minute increments. And only good and the good part, take all the story out. Here's the good part. Yep. But different parts of the show turn different people on. I go straight to the sex. If any part of the show is where they're standing going, oh, hey, maybe we shouldn't. Do you watch the blowjob part? That shouldn't turn it back. Do I watch the blowjob part? It depends on how hot the chick is. I watch a little bit of it because it's, get my mind, you know, I've got to order things in my mind. So I watch a little bit a little bit of it but you know even even that I used to really like to watch it right now it's just like yeah yeah up down up down like the ball stroke yep let's go the biggest part of the blowjob part I watch anymore is to see when it transitions from sucking dick to fucking because that's really hard to hit on your finger on moving the line, right, because you will miss that motherfucker every time and say, well, wait a minute, did I miss any other positions? But I'm telling you, the part of them just talking is the part that gets you on, okay, then you need to go to softhub.com or what's their point. I don't need 68 minutes.
Speaker3: Is there a place called softhub?
Speaker2: I don't know.
Speaker1: There could be. I made that up. But I don't need the 68 minutes of all that. Just three to five-minute increments, and I'm going to be done. Now, here's the thing.
Speaker3: Thank you. Is there a place called Santa? I don't know. There could be. I'm making that up. But I don't need the 68 minutes of all that. Just three to five minute increments, and I'm going to be done. Now, here's the thing. Again, if I'm going to take it, even when I was a kid, there was only so many times I could jack off in a day. But at 46, let's just hypothetically say I have time, that I literally have eight hours I can jack off as much as I want. Look, man, I'm going to be done with that by noon. I'm going to be bored of that. I'm going to be like, well, you know what's on TV. Eventually, my penis is going to go, leave it alone, brother. Let me get some rest, man. And even though it's a 17-minute recovery time, by about the third time, your dick is just going, you know what, give me a few more minutes. They've done studies on it they've done studies it's supposedly like you know around there every guy is different mine some guys i can mine them pretty quick if i'm in the right situation do you watch those games one uh no no i don't i i don't because here's the thing only if there's a really hot one will i watch it. Okay. That's only been one. The other ones are just like, hey. You show me some that were the good ones. Yeah, I get it. I'd watch. But even then, I don't watch so much. That's a good one. Because the thing is, is I don't have the same equipment. And I'm in a situation where I can, as a general, watch real-life lesbian porn. You know? I mean, I can watch it, not lesbian, I can watch real-life bisexual pretty much whenever I want to. That's one of the advantages of what we do, is that so I can see that, like, whenever. So that's a huge plus. Okay, so we know your thing is girls. You want a girl or a girl in my life. male what do you want i what i want is i want people in a lifestyle to never to quit saying they will never do something that's my number one goal is i want people to quit saying i would never do that i would never try this i would never do that only because we're living it right now right right we're okay so our back history we used to we used to be on another radio show we had another radio show before i had our actual podcast right right and and when they talked about poly we said there was no way no way we do poly none exactly we didn't know the full definition of it. Exactly. We didn't know the full definition of it. And now we're very much involved in a poly type situation. So never say never in this shit. You know, don't look at kinks. Okay, some kinks, let me clarify. There are some kinks I can completely confidently say never, and never will mean never, okay? And we all have those things, but overall overall in general i think sometimes as swingers and lifestyle people we go into this shit with this idea of that we are we see something nope that's just that is way too whatever we're out and it's when we don't know what the fuck we're talking about if someone can convince me that, I want to try this because it would be a lot of fun and this is why, I would try it.
Speaker1: But here's the thing. With you, they don't have to convince you. They have to show you. When you're able to actually see a, let's call it a sensual session of it type thing, at that point in time, you're more open and willing to take a look at that shit. Okay. Because you are, you always have been, if it looks sensual, then you're like, okay. If it looks aggressive and fucking shitty, no, not so, not so much. So the thing is, is just be willing to be open. I guess swingers are such closed-minded fucking people sometimes. We all did it. Sometimes. Sometimes. We've all done it. I mean, granted. I don't think closed-minded, but they're so set in their ways that they're not open to try new things. Right. And here's the thing. Don't assume that you've figured it out. I think that's what it is. Don't assume you've figured it out I think that's what it is don't assume you figure it out we've had people tell us straight up triads never work okay based on well the people we've known the people I've known it hasn't worked for have you ever been in one no so how the fuck you know it works? Who knows?
Speaker2: You can't say that. You can't say that every form of kink is brutal or mean or aggressive.
Speaker1: You can't say that every form of kink is for everybody. And the thing is that when you lump, when you start lumping, nobody likes lumpy. start lumping shit together that's when that's when what happens is you look like an idiot okay so if you're new in the lifestyle here's the best thing to do in those situations if you see something you're unsure of either and you go oh my god I would never do that a keep your mouth shut and especially in front of other people because it will come back to bite we had somebody that called us out the other guy to do the radio show with us called me out when when we talked about our polling situation he goes dude you said and I quote you would you guys could never do that that's okay so we were wrong so that isn't that we were close-minded it was we just didn't we didn't understand it we had never been in a situation we'd never run into a situation where we wanted it was more of a of a relationship understanding right we we never been in a situation where we wanted to but again we i said on air on that show, we would never. And it's like, no, that doesn't work that way. You know, so, you know, if you don't know anything about it, shh, don't tell the others. And then ask questions, even if it's not something you think you want to be into. I think that's more I want to encourage people to do. In 2019, whatever the kink fetish activity you see, if you don't understand it or you don't get it, right? Ask. On the side, ask somebody. They're willing to share. Well, the thing is, is it may not change your opinion whether or not you want to do it, but you will be more intelligent in the lifestyle so that when you hear somebody else down there make that same mistake you have knowledge That stops the silly crap from from going all over the place because especially like I never thought you would be on knife play
Speaker3: It isn't I Wouldn't say never on knife play. I heard it and comment. Okay. I don't really get it right but the guy explained it to me in different ways of you know it's all about the sensation and the texture and the feel and okay i still didn't get it but then i watched a girl do it and i'm like okay well at least give it a try right and i gave it a try it didn't have the same stimulation to me as it does other people because I'm a logical thinker.
Speaker2: Right.
Speaker3: So, and, you know, other people are afraid of getting cut. Well, what if that knife slides off you? It's not going to. It'll hit the bed before it gets me.
Speaker1: But I had, I gave me an open mind and I thought it was so cool that we were willing to try. Well, I mean. I trust the person I let do it. Right. And then what you're supposed to do, just like it caught me off guard the first time we saw at Crazy Winter Nights, I think it was Crazy Winter Nights, we had people in our room, no, it was a Halloween party two years ago, we had people in our room that wanted to do road play, and we had never seen it before, and I got to tell you what, it was, because I was making sure people weren't coming and going out of the room. So I didn't get to watch a lot of the demonstration. As cool as watching the demonstration was, it was more intriguing to me to watch a room full of people, none of the other people that were into rope play, sit there fucking mesmerized. You could have heard – and people have been drinking all night, whatever, but you could have heard a pin. No one had to say, hey, be quiet. You could have heard and people have been drinking all night whatever but you could have heard a pin no one had to say hey be quiet you're a pin drop in that room all i said was can i take pictures do you care yeah and no go right and people just said there and they stayed for the whole thing and they were literally mesmerized because it is like wow there were some people before they walked into the room that went God, that's sick, weird shit. And they originally went in to make fun of it is what they did. And then they sat down and started watching and go, okay, wait, this isn't weird. Wait. You know, so that's, you know, if you open your mind, you can see some cool shit. It doesn't mean you have to try everything. I hope more people in 2019 will go to, if you're somewhere around and you've got a kink convention going on in your town, go check it out. You don't have to buy anything. It's not like they're going to microchip your ass and now they know where you're at. Beep. It's not like that, but go check it out. And if you're a kinkster listening to the show, you know, go check out the swinger side of stuff. Okay. Because it's kind of different. Check some of that shit. You will be amazed. You'll be amazed at the shit you will learn. You'll be amazed at the shit you'll see. And you'll be surprised at how much shit is actually very similar. That's a, that's a, some of this shit is not that far apart Not really I mean you just go all I mean it's just not it's just not that far apart But you'll also be able to understand your friends when some of your friends start to get into some new stuff and they will take it to like Way more ramped up extreme Because because you're going to be surprised.
Speaker2: I'm not going to mention a friend of mine had a fetish, wanted to try something, wanted to try consent, non-consent, and did it and took it to an extreme,
Speaker1: what I would consider extreme, way more than what I would have thought,
Speaker2: and loved it, and is planning to do another one even more extreme. Now, I'm not saying good, bad, or different, but what's funny is if you knew the person, you wouldn't go, oh, yeah, they'd be into that. No. You just wouldn't think that. But it helps you. The more you're knowledgeable you are on other stuff, the more that you do that. Plus, I won't have time to tie you up and suspend you. You want to tie me up and suspend you? Yeah, I want to see how that works. I don't know if I want to have sex with you suspended because I'm afraid of heights, but I just want to do it and take pictures. I'm not even going to lie. I mean, I'm not going to fuck on a ladder. There's no way. I'm terrified of heights. I don't know if they actually have sex that way. I don't know, but if we tie you to a ceiling fan, does that mean you fly around?
Speaker1: How does that work?
Speaker2: It wouldn't hold my ass up, for one.
Speaker3: It might or might not. Put the ears on, put some wings on, that could fly around.
Speaker1: You could be a fairy, then we could put a cape on there. We could all kind of...
Speaker3: Fairies don't have cape, they have wings.
Speaker1: No, but when we take those off and put the superhero off and put it on your necks... Jesus Christ. I'm going to get lots of... Look, if I get you tied up to a ceiling fan and get it, you and let me turn it on we're going to take full advantage of this situation this is not something you do one Saturday with the hopes of I'll bet she'll let me do it again next Saturday too no you take full fucking advantage of that shit full fucking advantage of So, you know, but I want to try some of this shit. Okay. So, let's take a quick break there. Now, before we take a
Speaker2: break,
Speaker1: I want you to be thinking, why I'm doing the break, I want you to be thinking, you got to think.
Speaker2: Huh?
Speaker1: It's on her head. Okay. Alright. Alright. I don't know what's going on. Lightbulb. Yeah, I got you. Fucking charades. I got to get better at this. All right. So let's take a quick break. One more second. I have sponsors. Do you know who it is? Gee, I'm not sure. It's us. God damn it. That's right. We want to welcome our second half sponsor. Crazy Winter Nights. If you want to come to the biggest and best, I'm not bringing it down for this at all. This is exciting shit. The biggest and best, uh, hotel takeover formal event in the Midwest. You need to come to crazy winter nights. We are having a speed meet and greet. We are having, uh, we're having a pre, a huge pre party with a live recording of the crazy truth. We are having, uh, a vendor fair. So contact us today. If you want to get on the list, contact us via email at crazy, K-R-A-Z-Y, dot Kazbah, K-A-S-B-H, at gmail.com. Crazy one of the nights. We're back. Alright, so, hey, real quick, we want to take a quick second here. We want to talk about some of this totally off topic a little bit. We encourage everybody to become a member of our Crazy Casper page, our secret page. And one of the big things that we are huge advocates of, and it's very important to us in the Lifestyle, is about community.
Speaker2: Okay?
Speaker1: And so right now we are currently in the process of helping one of our members in the lifestyle community. His name is Ernest Burt. He is just straight up one hell of a guy. He is one of the candidates for Casual Lifestyle of the Year Award. He is a single male, single dad with two kids, 13 and 21. And he is a 26-year year army vet so we are actually asking people to step up to the plate a little bit and help out Ernie has got a pre-diagnosed condition of ALS which we all know is a straight up brutal disease and he's got a trip up to the Mayo Clinic in the next couple months. We're obviously all praying that that's not it. But the way things have happened in the last month, month and a half, it's looking that way. And so if you – you know, it's not about having to know somebody to help somebody, especially in the lifestyle. If you're part of the lifestyle, this is what we do we take great pride in in taking care of our own so if you would be interested uh in helping with or donating to ernie uh we will have it i'm gonna have the the sound guy will actually flash up uh on the the screen i you as well but you can send if you want to to send things payable to Ernest, Burt, B-I-R-T, you can send them to Casbah, Inc., 5100 Van Dorn Street, number 6846, Lincoln, Nebraska, 68506. Now, we are in the process. They're getting a separate thing set up at his bank. So this is just temporary sentence. Again, please make anything payable to Ernest, not to us, to Ernest. And once that gets changed over and set up, so you can donate directly to the bank, we will pass it along as well. But let's all make a difference. You know, again, you don't have to know somebody to know that that's a shitty situation, and we want to help out his lifestyle. Okay, so moving on. You can come on in. Yeah, we got guests. It's holiday season here at Kaz's Tudor, so we have celebrities coming in all over the place, checking out. Now, this celebrity has not signed a form so he cannot talk in the air. Uh, okay. So here's what we're going to do the second half of the show. Since we're, we're, we've wrapped up 2018. Okay. Let's recap, let's recap some of our favorite, favorite things we've talked about, favorite stories, favorite things that we've, that we've, uh, done on this new adventure for us as we prepare for season two. Anything you want to start off with?
Speaker3: You're an asshole.
Speaker4: I know.
Speaker1: Well, I wanted to tell you so you can be thinking. I'll start.
Speaker3: I've been told I'm really quiet.
Speaker1: You are really quiet. There you go. Favorite sex story. Well, okay, before we get into her favorite sex story, I don't know. I think the big thing I want to talk about first
Speaker2: Thank you. There you go. Favorite sex story. Well, okay, before we get into her favorite sex story,
Speaker1: I don't know. I think the big thing I want to talk about first is the same one we did in our very first one. The first episode we did, it was as much of a clusterfuck as possible. If you get a chance, go to our YouTube channel. That video is still on there. And it is, the YouTube channel is www.youtube.com backslash C backslash CASBA. If you get a chance, go check it out because it's funny. I mean, you can tell we have no fucking idea what we're doing. That's one of my favorite memories of starting this first year. That first one, just the excitement of doing it and not having a fucking clue at all.
Speaker3: Mine's always being put on the spot.
Speaker2: What?
Speaker1: You love that shit.
Speaker2: Maybe not. I do. Hey, you're, you're,
Speaker1: I bet some of our, our readers.
Speaker2: No,
Speaker1: they're not readers.
Speaker2: They're listeners.
Speaker1: I'll bet some of our listeners, favorites moments, all involved stories involve you. Oh, well, I readers. They're listeners. I'll bet some of our listeners' favorite moments all involve stories involve you.
Speaker3: Well, I know I never lived a fucking bar down. I will never live that one
Speaker1: down. Probably not. But that's why people can't wait to meet you. Live it in person.
Speaker3: Buy you a drink. I came up on my Facebook memories and I'm like, oh. I remember that night.
Speaker1: In hindsight,
Speaker2: I don that night. In hindsight, I remember that night. So do thousands of our listeners all over as well. Right now, there's somebody else talking about their greatest memories of 2000. Was that 18 or 17? Oh, that was more like 16. Yeah, it wasn't that long ago, was it? Yeah. Well, you still remember it. I would be. We're still remembering. What else did you like? At least I remember parts of it. We were really talking about it. I still want to meet the girl that I fucked on the tailgate. Just saying. You'd like to meet her. I would like to meet her again sober this time. And, you know, maybe we can fuck again. What I can remember was pretty good for outside on a tailgate of a truck.
Speaker1: So please come to Crazy Winter Nights and introduce yourself to me because that will be embarrassing as fucking hell. That will be awesome. Hi, do you remember me? No, sure don't. Sneaky beats.
Speaker4: Oh, hey, now I remember you.
Speaker1: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Wait, can you bend over and grab the rails of a truck? Oh, yeah, I remember you can you can you bend over and grab the rails of a truck oh yeah I remember you now I know 2018 was fun we were doing all kinds of some of the weird stuff that we I never knew about robot sex brothels yes I've learned more shit about that than I ever thought I'm sex stories and the weird stupid shit people do with fucking randomly around the country, around the world. Yeah. We got, like, studio audience member today. It's really weird. So don't fucking wig me out a little bit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. The sound guy's favorite story, sex story, was a woman in Walmart. Back in the middle of the day, trying to tell those in the middle of the day. Yeah, and had a bunch of them, but not even like trying to be stealthy. That was fucking awesome. That was, but actually, okay, you know one of my favorite memories, I think you agree with me on this, one of my favorite memories is watching the sound guy's reaction to some of our stories as we've been going through. Okay, so for those of you that don't know, the sound guy
Speaker2: is
Speaker1: our oldest son. So to watch his reaction as he's having to sit here and hear some of these stories, he wanted to do this because I'll help you out with this. Careful what you wish for, but
Speaker2: Thank you. So to watch his reaction as he's having to sit here and hear some of these stories, he wanted to do this because I would be able to help you out with this.
Speaker1: Be careful what you wish for. But then just watching his reaction and him not trying to die laughing.
Speaker3: He's died laughing.
Speaker4: He's died laughing.
Speaker1: He's not really quiet. That's been some of the greatest watching his reaction to some of our stories as we go through.
Speaker3: Sometimes I look at him just to see his reaction.
Speaker2: Yeah, no shit. Here's what's really funny. We've already had people on the page that thought he was cute. So when we do our live, and he's not a swimmer. He's not lifestyle. He's a single male. He's a lovely single male. His hobbies include. But I guarantee you know what? At the pre-party, at pre-party, can you introduce me to him? No, what's going to happen is, we're going to be, we'll get down with our show, and he'll be tearing down equipment and stuff, and he's going to be fucking mobbed, yeah, yeah, he's going to be like, these years, right, hey, baby, bounce, come out, well, yeah, that'll be awesome, that'll be awkward Saturday. It won't be awkward. We'll be funny. Saturday morning at the free continental breakfast.
Speaker3: Oh, hey, you're still here.
Speaker1: Yeah.
Speaker2: How about that? Weird things happen.
Speaker1: Okay, whatever. Yeah, I can see that happens.
Speaker3: You never know.
Speaker1: Maybe we'll meet a Furby.
Speaker2: Furby.
Speaker1: It's a Furby. I don't give a fuck what it is. You have a tail of your ass. I don't think he's into that. He makes fun of them. Okay. As he's shaking his head. I haven't seen him in it so anything fully dressed up, but I see a lot of butt blood tails. So, tails. That's a different thing. Is that just like a tail-y? No. That's just people do that for fun. You know what would be fun? I want a tail. Take 50 bucks for a butt plug with a tail on it. Oh, I'm shaking the mic? Now, see? Now that's happening. Wow. You know what else is fun? Watch him get fresher of the equipment he picked out. That's what I've done there. A lot of times he's shaking the desk. I know. It's the command center, and I'm getting all kinds of buckets. No, he shakes. Your mic is the one that's wiggling. Let's see. Now, oh, my God, there's an earthquake going on where we're at. I put something underneath it. You put a fucking playing card. Oh, my God. Hey, great news. I put a pube under that. That should hold it all together. It shows a look and a lot of movement. Not like anybody can see it. Fuck, maybe they'll sign us. It's a casino. They might want us. You never know. Where do things happen? You know what? Here's the thing. If you can hear us now, you need to come to Crazy Winter Nights. Okay, you guys are getting to hear these on this controlled, semi-controlled environment, right? So wait until you see this clusterfuck live, okay? Because here's the deal. We have not done one live with studio participation before, audience participation before. This is destined to be entertaining. That would actually be really fun. It will be because we're going to be drinking. So I can be talkative. Well, we'll be drinking. We'll be there by, like, we'll be there way early. We'll be there all day. So we'll be well sheets to the wind by the time this program starts. The sound guy, the sound guy, yeah. He should be. He should be because we're going to be drunk and it's going to be fun. So if you're not coming, you need to come check this shit out.
Speaker3: Joe will be there to help you out, I'm sure.
Speaker1: No, he'll be running the vendor fair. He'll be busy. Yep, so it's all on you. All you got to do is corral us. If you can corral the talent, I think it's possible.
Speaker3: No, what you do is just go grab and drag us.
Speaker1: Probably, yeah. No, there'll be a lot of people there. Yeah, it'll yeah, it'll be out of control. Dude, people need to come see this live and in person. We're going to do more of that, too. That's one of my goals for 2019. We can do a standing. Standing. What, standing eight count? What are we doing? Stand-up comedy routine? Stand up and walk. Well, we're going to have lapel mics, right? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Stand up and walk around. Well, then we're going to have it outside so I can smoke. Pace around. While we're doing it. I'm going to have to go get a spec permission from a hotel so I can smoke while we're doing it. Why sitting? Because he doesn't want to fucking have to try to figure out the cameras. Oh, that makes me look fatter. We'll use a different angle just so you know. You can sit down, dude. It's all good. You can sit and stay. He won't do anything. He's not going to do anything. So the thing is, is, yeah, no, well, I'll be able to stay. There'll be a walk around. We may walk around some. I don't want to see what we can do. So go check on the other one. So just saying, there'll be snacks there. We're going to do more than 2019. That's one of our goals, too. 2019, we're going to be on the road. Yeah, I'm going to tell you, I love it. We're going to be out on the road some in 2019. We're hoping to do some more intimate nights with CASBA out and around. So we're going to be able to do more of the live podcasts in front of audiences because we think that's a great way. We want to meet as many people as we can. We've got all kinds of invites, a whole bunch of parties and stuff this year to go to all over the country, so hopefully we're going to be out. We're going to be doing, we're going to, yeah, we're taking the show on the road a little bit. That'll be fun. What could possibly fucking go wrong? Say something. Quick, say something. Oh my God, I was like, what? What does that mean? What did I do? You just did that so aggressively. We're actually going to be signing Miss Amanda for hypnosis. So anytime that there's a microphone, put in front of her, she starts talking. No, no, when I don't need liver surgery. Although maybe that's better because I don't want you to get like bollic symbols confused. Because then if every time there's a microphone, if it looks like a penis in your mind, every time there's a penis, some guys are like, well, you just shut up and suck my dick. You're like, no, I can't. But hey, how's it going? Oh, God, the look I just got up. That was awesome.
Speaker2: Nice.
Speaker1: Speaking to my microphone.
Speaker2: Oh, yeah, and we're going to try to get laid more that's a definite priority yeah thanks I think just a little bit I think we're probably going to work on trying to get to hedonism either Hedo this year or our bliss cruise one of the two none of the other sponsors don't care we party with these people. But, yeah, I think Hedo's probably going to happen. Hedo's probably going to happen in the spring.
Speaker1: So when we do that, when we go down to Hedo, we'll do some podcasts. Why do it in the spring and not in the winter when it's cold here so we can get a reprieve? Look, man, I don't give a fuck what the temperature is here. It's not the temperature I'm going there for. It's the lovely, lovely light sand beaches and crystal blue water and tan titties.
Speaker2: That's what I'm going for.
Speaker1: It has nothing to do with the weather.
Speaker2: I guess you need to see tan because mine are pasty. No, no, shut up. Oh, my God. Really? They are pasty. Well, that's okay. Yours are just fine. I want to see them mixed in together with other ones. Slap it around. Yes, and by the way, Merry Christmas to you, too, Nancy. Thank you very much. She said Merry Christmas on our lot. You said it to everybody. Well, I wanted to give a penalty. Jesus fucking Christ. You don't say much, and now I'll say, what do you say again? I'm just a kid. Don't listen to the fucking sound guy. That's rule number one. Jeez. Yeah, flick me off all you want. Guess what? Yeah, mm-hmm. Proctor Gamble. Keep your ass on your fucking toes all day long, motherfucker. Oh, God. Union Pacific. I'll start doing a weird one where you want. Guess what? Yeah. Proctor Gamble. Keep your ass on the fucking toes all day long,
Speaker1: motherfucker. Union Pacific. I'll start doing weird ones where you least expect it. That would be bicycle playing cards. Thank you very much. We'll keep this game up all day long. You know what? I'd have it lovely and a smile. There we go.
Speaker2: Anyway,
Speaker1: this is the kind of shenanigans. Just think when it's live, the kind of shit that will go on. It'll be all kinds of just shit like this. This is what happens when you run a family business, just saying. Yeah, but we're going to have all kinds of new shit coming on. I don't know. What else do you have? Soundgarden's currently been. The one thing is we're not taking our good buddy Ace, which is our great doodle on the red with us. Is that a dog? Well, I know it's a dog. That's our fourth child. The one we like the best. No, I'm just kidding. We're not taking him on the red with us. I don't think. I will skip that this time. Yeah, no. So here's the deal. The other thing we want to talk about, real quick, while I've got you guys' attention. We want to know what you guys want to talk about in 2019. We'll talk about pretty much anything. And I gotta tell you, 2018 it has been fucking awesome. All the questions that we've been you guys totally make the show uh uh so much so much fun for us so yeah no shit i'm over here trying to flannel what's going on but you know you guys make the show so much fun for us so all the people that we get to listen to uh that that comment from our sls radio that comment from uh the podcast in general from our website. You guys are what makes everything fun, you know, because we love to hear your questions. Some of the coolest things, I got a couple of emails the other day. We got one from a couple that live in South Dakota that they said they're big fans of ours. And the reason they're big fans of it started to listen to the show, and that we've helped them, the husband and wife, do lots of their issues as they've just started their lifestyle journey. So that's pretty cool. I had another one, a young lady from the middle of Iowa just sent one, the one that gave us the information, the follow-up on the whole, the streakers with the crackers, the cookies up their ass, that said that just had found our podcast and was still glad they did that her and her husband now are absolutely hooked on the show and that a lot of things that we've dealt with are questions that they've had, but they just have anybody to ask. So we get this all the time, man, you know, and that's really what this is all about, is anytime look, no question is a dumb question you have, but if it verges on a dumb question, I might make fun of you a little bit. Because I'm a dick. No, we won't make fun of you, but here's the thing. With arms. With arms, that's right, just ask my haters. But the thing is, you know, that's why we're here. It's awesome to be able to actually be able to help people. You know, so I don't know. We don't necessarily have a lot of structure. Much of the shit sound guy's fucking chagrin. We don't have a lot of structure sometimes. Drives him. Oh, fucking drives him back, but it's fun for us. That's just how we are. If we get off subject, it's just because that's the way it is. That's us. When you come and party with us, when you meet us, you'll see that we are absolutely identically the same. Except usually I made this drunk because she's got a little drinky drinky habit. What? Fuck off. Guess he's not getting fucked for Christmas and'd be cool It is kind of a little bad I drink like once a week Not even But if you've noticed Last weekend was really bad Normally it's on the weekend Except that was a Sunday night I had three drinks A shot And then I don't know how much Whoa. That was before I get... Whoa, whoa, weird. I had three drinks, a shot, and then I don't know how much. Whoa. That was before I get home. Whoa. How many drinks did you have before? Three and a shot. No. Yes, four times. No, you had five because I gave you one of my drink tickets. I had four drinks. You had five drinks and a shot. Oh, no wonder I suffered. And then you got home, and then you got home slam the bottle there, Lushy Lush. Wow, and I made fun of the girl at work that couldn't come in because of a hangover, and she had nine plus. Oh, yeah, you fucking, you smoked her ass. No, not really. The fuck, you drank a full bottle of whiskey. I did not. All three of us were drinking whiskey. Well, but you were pouring. We had the same amount, because if I poured him one, I poured me one. Yeah, well, regardless. Well, I figured we drank the most of the bottle. Yes, we did. One of us didn't. I wonder who that was. One's got a higher tolerance than the other one. That's right. Trained professional. Years and years of training. One weighs more than the other one. All right, let's not go there. God damn it. That has to do with it. Don't even act like it doesn't have anything to do with it. That's right, I'm a fatty. We'll go there. No, I am. That's one of my resolutions. I don't want a guy that weighs less than me. No, no, yeah. Don't you worry. I haven't weighed less than you since I was like 13. So we should be golden. If I can get back to birth weight, then maybe I'll be there. That's one of my resolutions. Get skinny. Get healthy. Get healthy in the lifestyle. You know what? Here's the thing. Don't look at me like that, motherfucker. I got people judging me all over here, now, you know, that's the other thing, get healthy, this year, every lifestyler's goal should be to get healthy, and here's why, I've got a theory with this, it's not just like, you know, because this way you can be a douchebag, you can be one of those health kick douchebags, no, but here's the deal, if you're a guy, your dick gets bigger when you lose weight, right? Your stamina goes up. You're not helping him puffing like two minutes into it. You feel better about it. You feel better about yourself as a guy. I mean, every girl likes a guy that, you know, a lot of girls like guys that sweat kind of manly, but that's different than just, like, dumping water on them because you're just, you know, you're dying over there. And remember, things like Viagra and shit like that, the commercials say it, if your heart is healthy enough. So, you know, something to keep in mind. And I think for women, obviously, self-esteem is the same thing. So if we all work to get healthier, it means we're going to be able to fuck more and fuck longer. There you go. I should be fucking A. Weight Watchers, I'm taking over their campaign. Jenny Craig, here you go. How many more names are you going to talk about? You know what? Weight Watchers can fuck Jenny Craig because they'll be all fucking in shape and shit. I'm telling you, that'd be great marketing. No, what it is, it's real marketing. It's real marketing. Here's the deal. Why do I want to get skinny? I'm 46 years old. I'm happily married. And I got a girlfriend. Why do I need to get skinny? Pretty much my bases are covered, so I can be a fat pig and no one cares at this point in time. I want to get healthy, so I fuck better. But you want to – we don't want to fuck somebody that might have a heart attack. Well, right, and that's just it. No one wants to fuck a guy that looks like I'm all – I'm turning pasty white and grabbing my left arm. Yeah, it's not hot. So the thing is, is I'm doing it – I'm not doing it for, you know, yeah, I'd like to look better, but I'm almost 50 years old. But, yeah, I didn't. I'm on that shit. The thing is, is that here's the reality of it. We do this stuff because I want to be able to fuck better. I mean, you know, I don't care about having abs. Nobody's going to call me and go, oh, my God, I mistake you for 25.
Speaker2: Wow.
Speaker1: No one's going to fucking do that shit at all. But you know what? The hot check with daddy issues, and I got abs, might be more interested. Yes, and my gray hair, fuck you. Anyways, so they might be more interested to me, and I can actually, like, give a good ride.
Speaker3: A lot of women really like the salt and pepper look.
Speaker1: Yeah, I have more salt and pepper.
Speaker3: It's good on cold day.
Speaker1: No shit, everybody's going that way. But it is what it is.
Speaker3: I don't look, man. I don't know what the hell y'all are talking about.
Speaker1: Do you remember the first time we went to the doctor and I talked to our doctor about needing Viagra? Remember what he said to me? He goes, well, what did you need that for? Yeah, well, after that, what after that what he said he goes yeah you know what real typical uh you can have chest pains you can have your arm can hurt you can have whatever and no one gives two fuck we know our doctor's personal friend nobody gives two fucks about it but as soon as your pecker don't work then all of a sudden people are concerned about heart issues i like i kind of the case. So now, why do you need it? Well, here's the deal, because Becker actually issues is why I need it. So I thought that was interesting. So get in shape, kids. We'll probably lose some people on that one. Goddamn arrogant or judgmental. No, there's nothing arrogant or judgmental about that. Yeah, it might be. I'm shaming
Speaker3: myself. I had a guy that scared me thinking that he was probably having a heart attack.
Speaker1: He said, oh my God, he wasn't. That was a New Year's Eve. We were all going, uh. Are you
Speaker3: okay, dude? I'm fine. I just need some air. I just need some air. It's like, uh, okay,
Speaker1: well, sure, okay. And what was the type of conversation after they left? Oh my God, is T-O-K-A-R-'re like yo dude give him a big hug and he's like hey what's going on he goes why is everybody acting like that with me because we all thought you were gonna fucking die fucking die, dude. That's why. But it was. He'd had like a cold or something. It wasn't feeling really good. Hadn't been eating right cold medicine. Had his little bit too much booze. He's like, did I really look that bad? Well, yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. We were thinking about moving the party closer to a door so when the paramedics got there, it'd be easier for them to get to you quicker. He's like, really? I'm like, yeah. Well, I didn't seem to feel like everybody was having that much fun. Well, no, man, because nothing breaks up a swinger party like, oh, shit, somebody just had a coroner. We have to better call the paramedics. It was the one swinger event we've been to. Think about this for a minute. There were no nurses at that one. Usually there's always a nurse. You don't have to worry about it. There's always a nurse. Some nurse. Wow, there wasn't. One became a nurse. One became a nurse. One worked in a hospital, but food service not as a nurse. But think about that normally you don't have to worry about it, because in 99% of the situation, a nurse is somewhere involved. Why do I know? Because I have a thing for nurses. 13, tag, ding, you're it. But that was the one time there was no nurse. That's true. And that's the close. Well, no, that's not the close. Remember the one part where the guy took two Viagras? Yeah, but there was nurses there. There were nurses all over the place there. And they had to go get the nurses. Because that was one of those where it's like...
Speaker3: It wasn't doing anything for him, so he decided to take a second one.
Speaker1: Kind of like me taking an aspirin where I take one like 10 minutes later. I'm like, God, it's over a headache. I'm going to take another one. He was drinking a lot and took one and got a seal killer every day, so give the blood a chance to get there. I've been drinking a lot and took Thank you so much. I take one like 10 minutes later, I'm like, God, I still have a headache. I'm going to take another one. He was drinking a lot and took one and got a seal killer every day, so give the blood a chance to get there. I've been drinking a lot and took a second one, and all of a sudden, pale and whatever. And that was out in a rural location. Camp room. So, yeah, so that was going to be another one that the paramedics weren't going to get there for like, oh, half hour maybe. Yeah, there was a town that was close by the head of hospital, so I don't think so. I don't know. It's hard enough that you can't use GPS to get to it. They went the wrong way. They've been calling, how did we get there? Yeah, thank God there were a whole bunch of drunk nurses there to help him. I don't know how the fuck that works out. No, but, I mean, there were a couple of, yeah, they were like, you know, but so most of the time you can have that happen.
Speaker2: It's okay.
Speaker1: But, yeah, two separate situations where. And the one was a younger guy where there was no nurses. And the other one was an older guy. I want to be a little more careful with that. I know I am. That's why I fuck nurses. I'm getting to the age I might want to have one readily available at any moment in time. In case I throw out a hip. What was it like when you take too much viagra? Oh, my God my god yeah 2018 saw the stroke out night that was awesome yeah there's nothing there is nothing that takes and makes two girls really happy and excited to go ahead and fuck you when you're sitting there going I'm okay really sweating water full-fledged medicaid. Yeah, that was awesome. That was, yeah. Right after they knew I was okay, I nearly got my ass kicked by both of you.
Speaker3: Yeah, sure did.
Speaker1: That was wonderful, wonderful evening.
Speaker3: Once you spilled what you did.
Speaker1: Yeah, once I explained how that. Well, I'd been drinking, so I didn't know if it was going to work, so I took an extra one.
Speaker3: Wow.
Speaker1: Yeah, that worked out well. That was the same night that we were in a vanilla bar when our friend stood up in the band and announced to me as the king of the swingers. Yeah, that's great. So that night was a whole stress level all the way through. But yeah, no, no, never did that again. Sure didn't, and I'm reminded of that all the time. So, you know, here's the thing. Bottom line, 2018, pretty fucking fun year for Casbah. Pretty fun year for Crazy Truth. Pretty damn excited where 2019 is going to take us.
Speaker2: Yeah.
Speaker1: I promise you, you haven't heard shit yet.
Speaker4: You haven't seen yet.
Speaker1: So stick with us. The episodes are going to get crazier. Your questions are going to get more fun. Again, don't forget, please, remember,
Speaker2: help a fellow out in the lifestyle. Help a fellow vet, help a fellow lifestiler, again, you can make contributions to Ernest, Britt, B-I-R-T, they can be sent to CASBA, Inc., 5100, Van Dorn Street, number 6846, Lincoln, Nebraska, 68506. And as soon as we have the others set up, again, for when it's going straight to the bank, we'll let you know that as well. Please help them out. Really appreciate it. Start 2019 off by helping another person out. It will change your life. It changes everybody's life.
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